Sep 12 2007Adrian Grenier protects his goods

Like oh my god! Gag me witha spoon.......

You made out with her???
Get the fuck out, because you're MOTHERFUCKING FIRED!!!! (Ari Gold line)

GAWD! I'm so ashamed of myself, but I would still make out with him. Who is that?

at least he sounds like he's smart enough to keep his dick safe....I'd still be afraid of the shit she carries though, you know shit that jumps and crawls and forms a fog to blind and confuse you long enough for her to jump on and REALLY transmit her diseases....

Doesn't that skank make out with anyone and everyone? I love how this guy said "no way". That's got to be a blow to her massive ego.

oh, entourage guy...... I'll take him and michael scolfield please.

Deny til you die!!!

Do you people realize that genital herpes is basically the same as oral herpes only on your crotch? I wonder how many of you have kissed someone who gets "cold sores" and thought nothing of it.

Herpes is far more of a big deal socially than it is physically. And with 1 out 4 people who have in in one form or another, your chances of being with someone who has it (and may not even realize it) are good.

I dunno....he's pretty fucking ugly.....herpes would be an improvement.

Before reading anything I looked at the picture and thought, what's Paris doing with Sarah Silverman???

He didn't have a hefty bag strength condom to dive into the infested waters is the only reason he didn't honor her offer. Any tear in a normal rubber and it's Paris's version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Who's this ugly guy dressed like Paris Hilton?

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved him!!!
he is tainted now!!!!
what a waste of a beautiful face!!!!!
now i have to take him off my celeb five

#8 - I've never had a cold sore, and never kissed anybody who has any visible signs of one...if you kiss people with oral herpes that's your business, but please don't provide any details

Seriously, does anyone believe he decided to not bang Paris? yeah, and Sen Craig didn't want a BJ in that airport bathroom either.

Look, he nailed her then realized people would make fun of him so he said he didn't do it.

jersey, you and I have a lot in common. He is damaged goods now. Ewwww, Le Herp? He could have been with anyone else, but Le Herp? I still don't understand how any man could knowingly let that mess near them knowing the chances of infestation. God only knows all the creepy crawlers that rent out space in her body. You would think your sexual stock would plummet after even being seen with this trollop, but I guess some men prefer to live dangerously.

Next she will be dating the star of Viking Quest.

VICTORY!

#8-I think most people do realize that cold sores are a result of herpes virus....

but have any of you seen those maps they draw out with paris, nicole, lindsay, brit and all the other walking std's of hollywood, you know the ones where it shows that whether they have had 3 sexual partners or 300 they all cross paths at one point or another...so basically they have all fucked each other when it comes down to it.......the thought of this gives me even more fear of public restrooms! gotta watch where you bare your cooch and set your ass!

Fish, you kill me. I'm still laughing. "rests his balls on the precipice of Herpes Canyon".....

I know I've seen this post here earlier, but I'm regurgitating it for the enjoyment of those who may not have read it yet:

"One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is an evil there that never sleeps, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren, ashen place, choked with smoking crabs. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."

The government should order Paris to get her tubes tied. Bitches like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Fumes......Fog.......I knew it was creepy....

he didn't actually bone her. he just has a 'wide stance'.

You funny long time pOnk! I told you, she is in "mommy" mode now and is trying to hump everything with twig and berries!

Although....the offsrping would be very handsome: dark hair and skin with beautiful light eyes. Um I think I want to be alone for a minute. Wait. I'm already alone....

Does this dude remind anyone else of H.R.Puffinstuff???

p0nk quit tapping your foot

This guy is a total ass. He made an in-studio stop by at my radio station and acted like he was the shit. Well, I guess he _is_ the shit -- but not the good shit, the bad shit... the I'm-going-to-be-forgotten-in-two-seasons-anyhow sort of shit.
He was rude and disrespectful the the staff and other guests - I hope he gets a big, scar-producing herpes rash that will wipe that stupid smirk off his hairy face.

This dude always looks dirty. If he really were Aquaman, that would account for all the pollution in the sea.
In real life, he wouldn't be the type of big shot star his character in Entourage is.
Wait, he's not.

dear i hate this skank
i would have let adrian grenier rent space out in me but now its over. my imaginary love affair has ended. I was the best imaginary girlfriend he ever had. even when i pretend he is crawling back to me. i cant even forgive him in fantasy land. if paris had as many dicks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!!
i crack myself up!!

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAddddddddddddrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn.
Dun do it.

Love that HBO show. The finale is Paris was the bomb. Sorry to hear he was acting dickey at a radio studio. Hope he gets it together.

Maybe he's not feeling well.

AW MAN, NOOOO.
Loved him.....now.....well.

Who is this freaky fairy? His mouth is disproportionately huge. I bet his penis is disproportionately tiny. He's probably so ashamed of it he knew better than to disappoint PH with that inchworm; she would tell everyone.

Never heard of him before, hope to never hear of this one again. Isn't there something interesting to report?

HE IS SO DAMN UGLY

That's it, I'm sooooooooo over him. Anyone that goes near that black hole between Paris' legs is on my shit list.

HOPE HE DOESN'T GET HERPES!!! BTW, SO MUCH FOR "CHANGING" PARIS!!!!

HE IS NOT A GOOD LOOKING GUY. HIS BUSHY EYEBROWNS, UNCONTROLABLE CURLY HAIR, HAIRY ARMS, LEGS...ETC... WHAT ELSE??? I DON'T HATE PARIS HILTON. SHE IS NOT A BAD PERSON. NOT THE BAD PERSON AFTER ALL. SHE DOESN'T COME TO SCAM YOU OUT OF YOUR MONEY, NOR STEAL YOUR HUSBAND WHILE YOU ARE FIVE MONTH PREGNANT ( RECALL WHO DID THAT TO WHOM )
YEAH, MAY SHE EXHIBIT WILD BEHAVIOR BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU DO AT YOUR OWN HOME BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE TO TAKE PICTURES OR WATCH YOU ON EVERY MOVE OR CARE TO PUT YOUR FACE ON THE MEDIA.

I see she's put her long hair back on after reading all the comments about her looking matronly.

I love your name by the way, E. Norma Stitz.

He says he didn't stick the custard to the skank? YEAH RIGHT, he's the joke of the day here at the clinic, there's only one person alive that can hit a mere mortal man with over 60 STD's from one lousy lay!! We have his poster on the wall !!

He just looks dirty, homeless, and like he already has a combination of genital infections. I will bet you a cupcake that he has a hairy ass.....gross!

Aqua 6- WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? Go back to typing class and learn how to use the shift key.

say it AIN'T SO!

he looks like a tool

36- you're not too bright are you?

Vincent Chase, wtf? It was because "Medine" bombed.....that is all..........Turtle would have never let this happen.............

He looks like one day he will look like Mickey Dolenz looks now. I gotta go throw up now.

i thought he had this like long term girlfriend

They actually look good together....

this is surprising considering he's gay...

you heard it here first.

What's this fascination with Adrian Grenier and Paris Hilton? IF she was all over him at the VMAs in Vegas this weekend, it's because she likes the rumors and attention this whole thing is creating. Plus, Paris was always be the center of attention. I have to believe that Adrian Grenier has more sense than to get involved with Paris Hilton? Besides, Adrian has two sides- the side of him that attended the awards as an "Entourage" star and the side that plays with The Honey Brothers at charity events like he is doing tonight in Boston. I have to believe the latter is the real Adrian Grenier.

*THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING UGLY LOSERS.*

SHUT UP! Just STFU the whole bloody LOT of you!!!!! Paris is a sweet, classy, misunderstood girl and those of you who come to this board just to poke fun of her and imply she has STD's (particularly herpes) are just a bunch of low-classed YANKS!

Paris, let me be you love slave!!!!

37, mrs. robinson "I love your name by the way, E. Norma Stitz"

:-) kookookachoo....

50...

Hi Paris!

Smelly Gostard,
I screamed to get your attention or because your " smelly " gostard got my attention and made me scream? Which one is better, smelly honey?

I WANTED TO USE CAPITALIZED LETTERS TO SPARE YOUR OLD AGED EYES, SMELLY GOSTARD .. MUSTARD..TARDY..

CHACCABUM

Teal.. my darling,

You are too bright , brighter than me then why are you here reading article about Paris Hilton?
Honey, go play... play with yourself :P

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