Sep 17 2007UPDATE: 59th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

first!!

Second!

what the FUCK is hayden pancake wearing? she looks like a wealthy pregnant woman in the 1600s.
sandra oh looks fantastic and and that parker woman is a right snotty cow

does hayden want to look fat?

What's up with Hayden Panettiere's dress? I was expecting more.

Switching from two O.J. Simpson stories to this one must be how it feels to be bisexual.

Third!

you guys are really harshing my boner today. i just hope you know that.

That Heigl lady has a beautiful wedding dress.

hmmm....let's see...in order, I'd say:
slut
whore
dwarf-puff
slut
whore
slut
bitch
whore
whore
retina-burner
trying unsuccessfully to be a slut
cool whore
no, actually she *is* ugly in real life
stick-whore
scar-whore
fatarm-whore
slut-whore
slant-whore

I wanna kill Sandra Oh and eat her children.

Who FUCK is Kimora Lee....Superficial wtf?!

Kathy Griffin looks hawt and that's a nice thing to say because I have never been attracted to a man before.

Jamie Pressley is still alive?

BAH, fuck the emmys. Boooring

HOLY @#$@ the ladies have crazy wrinkles with that all caked on makeup. but their eye colors are crazy - in a good way.

good thing for hi-resolution photos.

If I ever get married, I'm doing it in a dress just like Mary-Louise Parker's.

third!

4 words: Sally Field, James Spader. Best drama actors. Maybe the category actually was, "best do the same thing every single time no matter what show or movie I'm in".

Interesting pictures, but I'm worried that if I comment on each of them, by the end I'll be looking around for guys to ride me bareback. Please don't turn me gay.

AAAAH, Sandra Oh is the ugliest fucking thing ever.

20!20!20!!! Bite me!!!

Why is Kathy Griffin and Sandra Oh in these pictures? Is there anything hot about either one of those two?

Although she can be quite obnoxious, Kathy Griffin looks pretty good in these pics, even with the under-eye wrinkles. But didn't she get a lot of plastic works done recently? Did they forget the under-eye area?

Maybe she should try to emulate Goldie Hawn's smile so the under-eye area won't get squished as much.

Although I must confess I've rubbed out a few while looking at their pictures. It helps me with my fantasy about a threesome with FRIST and veggi.

Is there a problem with the camera or is Jennifer Love Hewitt in desperate need of teeth cleaning? Please, please tell me it's the camera.

My personal request to all TV people who might somedy "win" an "award": Please just shut the phuck up abou your personal beliefs. No one cares. I don't care about you as a "person". Just shut up and act (if you can).

"Gidget" can blow me with her self absorbed importance. And WTF was with the Jersey Boys "tribute" to "The Sopranos"??? Man, I want a credit on my deathbed for the 2+ hours I wasted on that crap last nght!

"Stewie" and "Brian" had it right in the annimated segment early in the broadcast.

And PLEASE no more pix of Kathy Griffin - EVER. No. Really. It's like looking at Satan's rectum.

@22 Good morning troll. I have to agree with you this morning a 3-some with FRIST and Veggi would be nice. Can you arrange it?

I love Jimbo's tiny penis.

anyone have a spare butt plug? mine is in too deep and I can't get it out. Veggi is cumming over later to cum on me, do I guess I can wait.

Nobody has mentioned that Kathy Griffin and Woz are holding hands!? My head asplode.

what's with all the sandra oh hate?
i think she looks pretty good in these pictures.

and wtf is with hayden's dress. worst dress of the night, although ali larter's is a close second. is there like a superhero gene that makes them deficient at fashion?

Pam and Jim from the office should have won everything.....and dwight....and michael.....the emmy's are WRONG I tell you! WRONG!

oh, and grow up dickfuck trolls......

@26 & 27 Stop going back to the days with your brother. I know you miss him, but reliving the past through us is not going to help.

Where is excatly is your brother??? Oh yeah SFU!!!

#24 ummmmm everything you said was correct. Thank you! meatpuppet wins
!!!

Damn! Mary Louise Parker is looking smoking hot for a 44-year-old! MILF Weed all the way!

that hayden pana-whatever chick seems like a stuck up little fucktard. and her orange skin blends perfectly with the hideous dress she's wearing.

also Rebecca Romaijn is perfection in human form

Jamie Pressley snapped back into MILF hotness fast!

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Kimora Lee is an idiot.

Jimbo, you grow up too. No offense, but you don't have to type a kneejerk insult response to everything the trolls do. That's what they want.

Jamie Pressley snapped back into MILF hotness fast!

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What in the hell is Al Gore doing there? He's behind Ali Larter in picture #3.

@38 Thanks mom

Christina "Formally Pregnant" Aguilera
Eva "Next Top Gnome" Longoria
Hayden "I've Been Bronzed" Panettiere
Katherine "Just Too Darned Cute" Heigl
Heidi "Rhymes With Plum" Klum
Jennifer Love "Favorite Accessory For Ugly Men" Hewitt
Teri "When Will It" Hatcher
Ali "Best Use Of A Shiny Towel" Larter
Rebecca "Sounds Like The Lettuce" Romjin
Kathy "Told My Abs To Suck It" Griffin
Sarah "Can You Clean The Blackboard Of" Chalke
Mary-Louise "Belly-Bump" Parker
America "My Middle Is Pretty Thick" Ferrera
Jaime "I've Got My Dress On Backwards" Pressly
Tina "Ghostly Apparition" Fey
Kimora "Totally Fab-ricated" Lee
Nancy "Best In Show" O'Dell
Sandra "Never Had The Big" Oh

Ok is Christina Aquilera ever going to admit to beyond obvious fact that she is pregnant?

Eva Longoria and Ali Larter look amazing, perhaps Hayden Panettiere should consider using their stylist next time, so she doesn't come to the next award ceremony wearing a shower curtain.

They all look good apart from Eva, who's inner bitch cannot be hidden
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How sad. Little Hayden is trying to look big with that dress but just looks fat. A fat little dwarf ha ha I bet she is incredibly insecure about her height. The wee woman won't last long as a midget in a tall model's world.

whoever nancy o'dell is, that dress is stunning.

Hayden Panty-hair looks like a sluttly shuttlecock. BEFORE you NASA mofos start spanking it to my vision, here's the definition.

A shuttlecock is a high-drag projectile used in the sport of badminton. It has an open conical shape: the cone is formed from sixteen overlapping goose feathers embedded into a rounded cork base. The cork is covered with thin leather.

wait, why is christina aguilera at the emmys? will someone tell me?

hayden dresses age-appropriate, in my opinion. not to mention we all know she does wear fitted things too. VMAs, hello. women don't always have to slut it up just to be attractive!!! i thought, as always, she looked fresh and beautiful like the young girl that she is and should enjoy being.

fresh and beautiful, like a parachute?

America Ferrera actually looks better in Ugly Bette. She just looks like a dolled-up pig in those pictures.

And why the Hell is random Asian woman feigning putting on mascara?

And what the fuck was Hayden thinking?

And why does Kathy Griffith get picture time but not James Spader (AKA everyone's favorite sado-masochistic lawyer)?

@49 - christina aguilera did a musical number with tony bennett.

:)

God--the main grouping of photos, it's like you get to Kathy Griffin after looking at all their beautiful faces and you're like........literally shocked at how ugly she is. She looks like a bulldog chewing on a bumblebee.

Trying to overcome the fact that Hayden looks pregnant, I still have to think they finished that horrible dress 15 minutes before the show, or otherwise it could've gone to the drycleaners... It gives wrinkled a whole new meaning ( 'Gala Wrinkle' perhaps?)

i love kimora lee's attempt at product placement. almost as bad as macy gray's dress that announced her album that was coming out.

And Kimora Lee is so ghetto that even her cheap-assed Maybelline Great Lash mascara is blinged out. Ghet-to.

That Kathy Griffin is one hot lookin dude.

Sandra Oh got the Emmy for ugliest actress in America.

Why did Jennifer Love Hewitt attend the awards if she didn't bring her boobs???

#41 and #38........Veggi, tell me why you don't talk to me anymore. Jimbo has FRIST and Veggi what the hell I did to them? Veggi just totally ignores me constantly on here, then doesn't e-mail me anymore.

Hayden looked gross. She is hot now but she's basically going to be a hot midget / Hobbit when she gets older...unless she has a growth spurt. That would be lovely.

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Is that an engagement ring on Kathy Griffin?!?!?!?!?!.....or it could be another of her publicity stunts.... hmm..

Hayden looked gorgeous! I loved her dress. Everyone knows she has a hot bod so I don't think it's a big deal that she didn't wear a skin-tight dress like everyone else! It was a beautiful dress, and perfect for a young lady.

Everyone looked super glam, but what was up with Ellen Pomepo's hairdo? Yikes.

#50 - I agree!

Who the heck is Kimora Lee and why the heck is she famous?

It's not that Hayden "didn't wear a skin-tight dress"... It's "why did she wear something that could hide 17 midgets under it" dress.

First!

Notice there are no closeups of Teri Hatcher's face?

@50, I was built like Hayden at that age (but with bigger boobs) and know from experience that wearing something loose with a lot of fabric is the worst way to go. Just makes you look even shorter and stockier than you already are. I know it's fun to try different styles when you're young, but she should stick to tailored (but not skin tight) clothing, which can go a long way towards making you look taller and thinner than you really are.

As for dressing age appropriate, my nieces are 19 and 17, and they wouldn't be caught dead in something like this. It looks like a maternity dress. I suspect she decided to go for something that would be comfortable to sit in for several hours.

#66 Please answer me. I just want to know what I did to piss you off.

Where's TT??!!?!? You'd think she/he'd be here enjoying this post-Emmy fashion fest.

Oh, Heidi, what were you thinking? You should never have mixed with that negro beast.

#70 Mike, you know what you did and I'm tired of dealing with it, so just fuck off.

73- I can speak for myself....thanks though.

#69 I want to shit in your mouth...shut up...

#63 Who cares?! The only news I want ever want to see about her is that she burned to death in a fire...or something similarly fatally horrific

Kathy Griffin's inclusion in this lineup reminds of the game, "Which One Doesnt Look Like the Other Ones?"

Sarah Chalke, climb into my bed right now. You and your bat shit crazy eyes.

75, if you're going to insult people, at least be creative and intelligent about it.

#73 and #74, I know what I did? What the fuck did I do? I sent you a picture and that was the last I heard from you. Did I say something to offend you?

@79 Dude, I told you not to hump their leg. Girls don't like getting their leg humped. How many times have you had to spank me becasue you pissed some girl off. I am getting tied of this. I WANT SOME PUSSY.

Christina looks the best. Eva looks like a mole rat, with really bony fingers.

TOO MUCH MAKEUP!

Seriously, it looks like shit!

Kathy Griffin is a disgusting hose beast. Ugh.

Ok guys, KIMORA LEE is the designer of Baby Phat and KLS and has a reality show on the Style Channel.

And I have to agree... Hayden looks more pregnant than Christina. And you can do loose and flowing and not tight without looking knocked up - so don't give me that.

#79 Mike, OK, let's try again. Send me your pic again, and this time try not to be such a spaz.

#78, let the mouth shitting begin.

Christina "Formally Pregnant" Aguilera
Eva "Next Top Gnome" Longoria
Hayden "I've Been Bronzed" Panettiere
Katherine "Just Too Darned Cute" Heigl
Heidi "Rhymes With Plum or Plume" Klum
Jennifer Love "Favorite Accessory For Ugly Men" Hewitt
Teri "When Will It" Hatcher
Ali "Best Use Of A Shiny Towel" Larter
Rebecca "Sounds Like The Lettuce" Romjin
Kathy "Told My Abs To Suck It" Griffin
Sarah "Can You Clean The Blackboard Of" Chalke
Mary-Louise "Belly-Bump" Parker
America "My Middle Is Pretty Thick" Ferrera
Jaime "I've Got My Dress On Backwards" Pressly
Tina "Ghostly Apparition" Fey
Kimora "Totally Fab-ricated" Lee
Nancy "Best In Show" O'Dell
Sandra "Never Had The Big" Oh

#87 Thx for the repost, it wasn't funny the first time.

I laughed. You could have if you would stop vomiting once in a while.

You know, I don't like to call people ugly because I, myself, am ugly; but holy shit, Kathy Griffin looks like a fucking sock puppet. She looks like Bill maher. A straight Bill Maher.

Hayden is too petite to get away with an empire line dress, what was she thinking? also don't like ali larter in red, doesn't suit her

The periodic updates have been awesome.

@48-Hayden Panty-hair!! Fan-fucking-tastic!!! LOVE IT !! Going to use that from now on....
@54-nice visual jrz.....hehehe.....
thanks for the laughs, you all just made my day sooooo much better!

first of all, Christina looked AMAZING! and she's pregnant!! How many pregnant women look that good? Her dress was GORGEOUS!!

Hayden just isn't that photogenic. She looked soo good, though!

Rebecca and Ali looked soo good from the waist up....Ali is SO pretty.

Kimora looked okay, but she's...ugh...gross

I feel soo bad for Heidi cause she's a gorgeous girl, but looked not-so-gorgeous last night:(

Katherine Heigl is BEAUTIFUL no matter what she wears. She always looks amazing, whether she's wearing scrubs on Grey's or all fancied up!!!

Eva looked best from the back;)

What is up with all the bleachers and the bright red lips??? They look like fucking clowns! ICK!

Lord forgive me I'm sure she's nice but Sandra Oh is sooo funky looking?

Am I right or am I right? Big freaky oval head with itty bitty eyes, icky nose, and then a teeny thin body with nooo boobs.

oh and looks like jaime is still out of shape, but we can cut her some slack.

Hayden...oh this is gonna get her on the worst dressed list for sure. looks like a fucked up maternity gown.

And I wish America Ferrera would stop showing off her curves...UR fat. GO on a fucking diet stop bragging that your a real woman...ok u can lose some weight and get in shape, just I dunno...TRY. She should be wearing Haydens dress

Oh and Jennifer Love Hewitt's husband or w/e has a MASSIVE MELON.

DAMN his forehead, it just goes on and on doesn't it.

And I almost forgot. I think Christina looks great. But What The Hell, I am soooo sick of that prostitute shade of red lipstick she always wears. She would look so much better with something more subdued.

America Ferrera is a one-hit wonder. She's be out of acting gigs within 5 years, and 50 lbs heavier, talking endlessly about how everybody loved her "during my hit show" while her 200 lb lesbian partner lovingly pops the two dozen whiteheads on her back.

wow! Miggs - a little bit of a misogynist, no?

100!!!

WHy Kathy Griffin or is that Merv Griffin reincarnated She looks like a man and has a knob in the back of her heas like the the Rivers Family to tighten up her face...

mary louise parker is one hot milf...she is the most naturally pretty girl in these pics...as in if you actually took off her make up she would still be pretty...not like most of these chicks who need a pound of make up just to look decent...imagine waking up next to most of those hags? damn...picture kathy griffin in the morning...ok now clean up the throw up from the keyboard...fucking gross!a true test of beauty for any woman is how she looks with zero make up on...the real beauties will stay beautiful...the ugly ones...well they will get uglier. or you could just get a sturdy brown bag and cut some eyeholes out...better yet...dont cut holes out. and also...sandra oh looks like someone had a blank slate for a face and then started drawing the face in and then stopped after the initial parts were drawn in...fucking blank face oh! i think she prolly fucks good though...like in sideways

Ali Larter is gorgeous.

Nancy O'Dell is beautiful!

Hey, # 54, please don't ever compare Kathy Griffin to a bulldog, not even to a bulldog eating a bumblebee. Bulldogs are so much better looking than Kathy Griffin will ever be no matter how much plastic surgery she has! And yes, she has had a ton of plastic surgery and she even had a ton of it on her face! Remember people, this is the improved version. Yikes! By the way, I do English Bulldog rescue and my four girls could beat any of these chicks in a walk-off!

Bulldogs are disgusting. I wanna kick one in the face to see if I can straighten out that stupid underbite. Michael Vick had the right idea, but the wrong kind of dog.

Christina Aguilera looks hairy up close. She's got lanugo...that's what happens when anorexics grow downy fur to keep in body heat. Ewwwww.

Sarah Chalke kind of looks like an older version of Ashley Olsen

Eva Longoria is the only one hot!!!

#18, AMEN to that!

Sandra Oh is so ugly I seriously have a hard time watching any scene she is in. Her face is just too damn long - it's got skin where the eyes should be.

Wait...why was Debra Messing on there? Will & Grace nded years ago?

Omg you guys are right, Hayden looks like she's going on 11 months or so.

And wtc is a Nancy Odell??? She like a game show letter turner or something?!?

BTW, nded is a word now. It's slang for jumped the shark. I know cuz I made it up.

Or maybe it was just a typo.

i have no idea who that olivia woman is, but she has gorgeous eyes.

and i don't particularly like anyone's dress at the emmys this year.

I think I may have seen this show...although the head is still hurtin'....not too sure....

K, Lee is fake!!!

Fuuuuuck Debra Messing is annoying. WTF?!

Eva Longoria has an amazing ass..... Marcia Cross looks stunning... Oliva whoever the fuck is the best looking. Oh and Christina is okay I guess I will begrudgingly say that about her orange fucking ass.... Sandra Oh and Kathy Griffith well they look *gag* *hock*... you get the idea.
Oh and Katherine Heigl is annoying as fuck.... so TIRED of her constant offscreen fag-hagging on that douchebag co-star of hers....eeeeeek!

Hayden looks like one of those extra-roll-of-toliet-paper covers with the craft store doll's head on top of it

Nancy O'Dell's dress has a phenomenal cut but should be black or a really pale pink... but that's just me. Teri Hatcher always looks the same.....I ADORE Sarah Chalke's dress esp. the color and her hair... fucking awesome. Mary Louise...eh. Naturally attractive but not to crazy about the cheap looking red satin. Ali Larter's red dress is MUCH better. And Jennifer Love Hewitt is cute and pretty much can't go wrong... except her man.... Girrrrrl please.

Okay Hayden.- lets be fair about her.. well the first pic. Her hair, skin color (her skin is beautiful) and the boobs all work, but the cut of it below her boobs was a big, BIG mistake.

Ohhhh and Heidi Klum too cannot go wrong either.... love her and her hubby. Sorry so many posts, but c'mon-- gotta dish on this shit.

Kimora Lee is just pathetic.

I know that 99.9% of celebrities are way too self-absorbed, but she takes it to a new level - and the irony of ironies is that she isn't even famous! Someone should break it to her that marrying and divorcing well does not make you some sort of celebrity or any kind of genius. She runs a fashion company - right, the same way that Patrick Dempsey is a real doctor. I think that the only person she has fooled into thinking that she knows what the hell she's doing is herself. It's clear that she just pays people to run her company, design her clothes and everything else. It's sad, really.

Maybe we could strand her, Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears on a deserted island and watch what happens as they fall apart - and if we're lucky, die. I think that might possibly be the highest rated television show. Ever.

I don't like Christina Aguilera in these photos. She looks like Elvis Prestley. And Heidi Klum is kinda pale looking. Its probably because she is standing to her black husband. Plus her husband looks younger then her...

But everyone else looks gorgeous!

Hayden's got too much baby fat. She needs to lose 15 lbs. I think I can help her burn that off.

Number 10 - you rock!!!!!! You're way too funny!!!!! Laughed my ass off:)

'Jamie Pressley is still alive?'

Unfortunately, and her talent hasn't grown much.

How many people are in on the secret that Aguilera was abducted several years ago and replaced with a marginally lifelike mannequin.

Am I the only one who finds nothing good about Sandra Oh - face-wise or acting-related?

Who invited Christina Aguilera to the Emmys? I'm sure that acting attracted to her mole husband is worth an award but since she hasn't sold it to MTV yet, it doesn't technically count.

Heidi and Katherine both look beautiful. Classic beauties.

Hayden looks like a ridiculous fat puffed up little marsh mellow. Did I mention little and fat? What on Earth would ever possess anyone to wear such a hideous dress? Must be all the rage down at the Hobbit Shire where she's from since she's far too short to be a human?

All the rest, blah...

That is all.

Why does everyone keep writing Ali Larter? It's LANDRY people.

Sorry everyone... my mistake it is Ali Larter.

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No paris hilton???

Hayden should win EVERYTHING

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Hayden has the right color and the boobs and the hair but she does not have the body type for this dress. her pear shape body with this dress makes her look fat. this actually reminds me of those traditional Korean dresses....
Kimora Lee Simmons is not that pretty. in fact i think she's ugly. I saw her in a store in Beverley where I was shopping and she isn't as fabulous as she makes herself to be...

i love you luke!

I love Kathy Heigl's outfit, suits her really well! Aguilera looking gorgeous too, as always, and Marcia Cross is simply fabulous! I find that woman ageless!
Hayden should NOT have worn that dress...whas is it with her, is she trying hard to look fat? I can't figure it out: why would someone that beautiful go for a dress like that? I agree with Sophia: right color, nice hair...wrong dress. :S

People that think Kimora Lee isn't doing something aren't very informed. Take a look at how much money Baby Phat made last year alone. It's a HUGE company that is continuing to be on the rise. I don't even know why I'm writing this, though, because people will continue to be ignorant.

why does xtina's arm pits look like britney spears vagina?

Ugh. This site is getting boring... CUM to mine instead

She got that damn company in the divorce. She is one of those stupid skanks that yells and bellows all the time, "playing" boss, when the whole time it's people like you and me that do all the work and make all of the important decisions that make the company successful. I should know, because I have a worthless, piece of shit boss. He and Kimora Lee are practically interchangeable. Spreading your legs doesn't make you a captain of industry.

are gowns necessary? why does a young girl like heyden gotta look 60 in a gown?

hayden first,,,rebecca second,,,catherine and heidi third for lining up and bang

This people are too self-absorbed and they are a bunch of left-wingers. Kimora just plain sucks, period!! Kathy Griffin is in trouble with the Jesus remark!!

in that first pic of nancy o'dell, looks like pat o'brien (what's with all these micks?) is saying "hey, look! there's my career over there!". nevertheless, i'd sleep with pat o'brien in order to sleep with nancy o'dell. i helped her at a bed bath and beyond store a thousand years ago and that's the prettiest f'in girl i've ever seen. she was picking out a scale and was barefoot and her feet and appearance were bloody angelic....like a dream.

of the first six, in order, i would do

kathy griffin - get that out of the way, by the time i do the sixth one, she'll be a long distant memory and the penicillin will have pretty much taken care of the infection.

ali larter - vanilla, don't even know who she is

jennifer love hewitt - can you say motorboat?

eva longoria - i'd use her like the little toothpick she is, just to clean the first three out of my teeth, and she has gorgeous feet.

chritina aguilera - i'd do her soooo hard that she'd stay preggers and it would definitely show brother!

hayden panettiere - she's so full of herself, i wanna angerfuck her

ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN!

What's with the monochromatic hair matches skintone matches dress thing? Hayden and Rebecca are guilty, along with Marcia and a couple others doing the dress matches skintone thing. Wear some damn color already!

And what's with the pseudo-wedding dresses? Sure they're spectacular gowns, but I thought it was the Emmys not a celebrity free for all wedding.

And I'd really like to salute the gals who have small boobs and don't have implants, but goodness, ever heard of a push-up bra?? Ali, Jennifer, Sandra look like they left their boobs at home.

hahaahhahhahahah! GEEZ Don't take it celebrity lives too personal or anything! Tired of your issues? Just kill yourself and get it over with. People will think you're cool. I swear! Your life will be better!

There is a WHOLE lot of ugly going on in most of the pictures.....but the 2 that stand out the most...............Sandra Oh and Kathy Griffin...... my god...where does one start?......

I honestly don't know which is the ugliest.

Sandra Ohs face appears to be a flat surface and God forgot to give her round---eye---ball--- sockets, so at the last minute he took a sword and played Zorro slicing a few slits then gave her some stickers with painted retinas and iris then sent that bitch on her way. Also no doubt she is envious of the Long Eyelash Trend.

Kathy Griffin looks like Andy Dick in drag. There is so much ugly going on there I wouldn't know where to begin....

If someone said .... "Which one would you rather"...
Neither fucking one that's what!!! *shudders*

Debra Messing has a booger in pic 4 ...

I see that Seals tribal scars on the cheeks have not faded over time... and apparently they cut his earLOBE off back in the day...he should consider wearing a hat when going out.

Paris Hilton is there in her alias Carsen Kressley alter ego talking to ratface Longoria probably telling her that she has the same dress.

Put some rings around Haydens shower curtain of a dress and you have the Michelin Man...slick round head and all.

the best part of the show was when Kathy Griffin told Jesus to "suck it!" Buhahahahahaha, it was at that moment all the Christo Fundies had a collective heart attack. And Bill Donahue took a shit in his depends undergarments...a good day for us atheists...you go girl! Gee, I wonder what Bill O'Reilly, Hannity, and Coulter will say about Kathy's comments?? Tee Hee. Something about "Hollywood" and "Liberal Media" "Liberal Elites" blah, blah, blah. LOL.

First - what happened to Cristina being pregnant? Whoops, maybe that's why she wasn't making an announcement.

Second - Kimora Lee is a dipshit. Who hawks their products on the red carpet. Could you have any less class??

Third - Hayden... yikes - that dress is just... I don't even know what to say about it. It's so big it's clouding my mental thought processes.

Buut there were many beautiful women out - Sarah Chalke looked amazing, I am totally envious of her eyes... Heidi Klum's dress and hair were just breathtaking... Ali Larter looked amazing too...

Didn't watch the Emmy's - boooooringgggg... the only good part is looking at all the fashion. Yay for the internet.

kimora lee looks like an alien

Kimora Lee Simmons is the most arrogant, no-talent beeyotch who ever lived. Kathy Griffin used to be cute, I'll never understand why she ruined herself. Yes, Hayduke Pancake's dress was a little much, but fer Chrissakes, people, she's only 18 years old! How about this--imagine what you dressed like at 18. Now imagine seeing it plastered all over and minutely critiqued. See? Not so judgmental now, are we?

To avoid bothering other readers by asking "who is this", I checked in Wikipedia, and just read that Kathie Griffin was born in November 1960 !!! AAAEUUUUGGGGHHHH !!!! She looks 70 !!!! Do they have some kind of surgery now to make you AGE ??? This is definitely NOT the skin of a 47 year-old woman ! Gosh, her eyes look like anuses !!! I have to look at Marcia again, she's about the same age, and what a difference !!!

holy FUCK kathy griffin is old

dont do drugs kids

hey, #106 or Veggie as you call yourself, what a fuckin loser you are! I have read your comments many times and you really aren't funny, witty, or sarcastic. Just some loser with no balls. Oh and most woman love dogs so I guess you don't have many female friends. Loser! Sleeping alone again tonight? Not me!

How did someone with a body as rocking as Hayden Panettiere manage to make my sex drive shrivel up and die with a single clothing choice? The top is promising, gorgeous fabric...then a waterfall of billowing puke from the waist down. You'd think she had a hideously maimed and gelatinous body she was trying to set up a freak show tent for.

I don't know who the fuck Olivia Wilde is, but I want to bone the shit out of her.

who is Kimora Lee; and why is she flashing her mascara on the red carpet!

Hayden chick was trying to do her bit for the community when she snuck 6 street children in under that tent she calls a dress. It looks like her legs come out of her chest... She has no stomach.AAAAHH!!!!

Man I hate celebs...

America looks fuckin' beautiful.Are you blind? Sandra Oh looks more and mor like Bobby Lee from Mad-tv every second. I think it IS him. and debra messing still makes me wanna hurt her. She has that "annoying, unfunny , self-absorbed cunt"- kind of face as does that Heigl-chick. M.L Parker looked pretty, As did Aguilara. Pressley looks like a sarcastic vampire, Teri Hatcher looked alright I just do not like he woman. I do like bunnies though...roasted over an open fire.. yumTeri Hatcher

Last!

Well, looks like the color this year is red. Or white I guess. I agree with you guys about the skin, hair, and eyes being all one color. It's so fucking ugly.

-I don't think Katherine Heigl's dress looks like a wedding dress. I guess it could be. Whatever you call it she looks pretty damn good.
-What was Hayden thinking??
-Ali Larter is too damn skinny. Waaayyy too skinny.
-I love Christina and Eva's look, although Christina definitely looks pregnant.
-Mary Louis Parker is naturally gorgeous.
-Heidi Klum looks like she went through a tornado on the way there.
-Teri Hatcher should just give up already, she's starting to look scary.
-Sandra Oh could look better.
-Kathy Griffin actually looks pretty good.
-Marcia Cross's dress is ugly, but she's not.
-America's dress and dress color does not flatter her at all.

But then again who cares about my opinion, right? =)

oh my god, I love it when ugly, pathetic people trash us because they have nothing more interesting to do with their puny existence...
jealous? enjoy your trashing, I'll enjoy the emmy's

Ok Ok i think Ali Larter looks amazing...

Katie Heigl is the stuff girl-crushes are made of!!!