Aug 1 2007Whoopi Goldberg to join The View

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FIRST.........lmao....................had to do it.........just to show you fucks how ignorant you look.

Release the sharks with frikkin lazer beams on their heads!

FUCK........now I did it.......made myself look ignorant.........Drew you beat me.

#3.........Long time no see. How you been?

So...

Any bikini pics ?

LOL

That damn peyote will get you everytime! I soooooooozzzzzzz wanted to be 2nd!

I think the rule is, you have to replace one loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman, with another loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman.

My friend has an outstanding reward of $5,000 to anyone who can provide him with an example of Whoopi Goldberg being funny, intentionally. He has yet to pay it out.

Whoopi Goldberg to begin hosting the view
The black woman with the last name of a Jew
It's Whoopi.

Dang, that sucks. I heard they hired Whoopie AND Sherry Springfeild....I hope that's true because Sherry is way better than Whoopie or any of the other pannelists.

Um what does the Asian girl have to do with anything? She quit the show like 5 years ago and now works for Oprah and CNN.

#5--I've been fine! I bet Drew has "beat" a lot of men during her career, so don't feel bad Vic!

Why do they feel the need to have a fourth person? Three is just way too many douchebags as it is.......

#11 Eagle Chick, how come I posted comments on your page and you never replied. And how come you never sent me a picture?

Oh, well. I would have preferred Kathy Griffin, but Whoopi is...good. I guess it doesn't really matter since I don't watch The View, anyway.

#12 JRZMOMMY, you said it best. I agree 200%

god is she gay ewww she needs a makeover da view sucks

#13--'Cause first and foremost I'm a business person not unlike you (I visualize you as a porn Don with your sticky tendrils in everyone's chat rooms looking for unsuspecting female amatuers!) Lets talk numbers! I have my eye on a Mercedes SL550 you know!

Since no one else has said it, I will...

I'd hit it......

(Ahhhh, remember the old times on the FISH)

Now, if they would only replace Hasslebitch with a broomstick.

jesus as if rosie wasnt enough. when they were sitting around trying to decide who to replace her they were like 'ok....whos someone that was big in the 90s. but wasnt really too big because everytime we saw them we wanted to punch children......wait a minute...wait a minute.....GOLD.

#17, I only post in here. I just get bored here at work. And by the way, I too am a business man. I work for the government, (System Administrator). And I know, by no means, do I think you are a amateur. I just like talking to you because you are one of the few mature people who post in here. I just act stupid and post stupid shit, to try and get a rise out of people. But overall, I am a professional.

Watching and listening to a tire go flat is at least 5 times more entertaining and interesting than the view or any of its mouthpieces....

Who gives a shit about that fucking show and those tired ass, unfunny, bitterass, hags?
Who watches The View?
I have yet to find one person I know that watches the fucking View.

I bet it is stay at home women who have nothing else to do but play tennis and spend their husbands money, since I am sure they are all trophy wives.

Any one who watches the stupid fucking View probablly thinks that Lifetime, Oxygen, and Hallmark channel movies are the BOMB!

I'd rather watch baboons rut.

Who gives a fuck about the View!!!!

#21--Victor! A fellow government employee trying to get into Eagle's gov't issued pants?! I have been pondering your profession for awhile now--thanks for the titilating tidbit!

What an ugly eyebrowless fucking beast...
The View fucking sucks... Barbara Walters you fucking haggered hag ...go fuck yourself.

#24 Yes, and as you can tell, when I feel like it, I write somewhat professional. You can kind of tell that I am somewhat educated. So, can we e-mail each other or something? Might interesting to get to know you a little more.

Attention TV viewers: Bearing in mind the origin of Whoopi's nickname, keep a close watch on Barbara Walters' facial expression (to the extent she's able to have one, post-surgery) and Joy Behar's habitual grimace when Ms. Goldberg 'speaks.'

Awesome - another ugly, obnoxious bitch I wouldn't touch with a ten meter dildo.

Is she still with Frank Langella?

@24, 26, et. al., yes, we are all so thrilled to get to share in your burgeoning romance. Please, let's continue to use this website as a place to meet singles and try to pick up. I mean, it's true when everyone says that bars just aren't a good place to find a love match. But the superficial, clearly that's the place. So could you both please continue with your personal conversation and grade school flirting. It's quite thrilling (actually, compared to news of Whoopi joining the View, I guess it really is thrilling, but I digress...).

#8 - look at it this way, I'd feel pretty confident saying that most (but certainly not all, so no offense to those who are) of the Views viewers are loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman. So the woman want to watch someone they can relate to, someone they feel they can aspire to be like, which is essentially a relatively famous and relatively wealthy loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman!

#30, you know what's even funnier? One of the "hook-up-ers" may be an underaged kid, and the other may be a machete-wielding psychopath and these two strangers are becoming BFF. Or one could be an ostritch and the other could be a hyena.

Riskay, riskay....

Is that you "AJ"? I know that one is a machete-wielding psychopath with mad computer skills and an amazing lunch demeaner, but how did you know that I was underage?

#23 So, you DON"T like the View? Just wanted to clarify your opinion.

When was the last time she said something anything that made people laugh besides when she refers to herself as a comedian? As for the show, does anyone care about their views? There has never been a day in my life where I ask myself “what would whoppie do?” When that day comes I will have to disembowel myself samurai style for the shame I have brought upon my family.

As for her look; it’s what would happen if a tryst between sasquatch and the alien from Predator produced a lovechild, then beat it senseless and left it in the woods to die. Wait does Sasquatch give birth out the ass? No… then she looks worse then that.

I'd like to see Elizabeth Hasselbeck look across the stage at Whoopi and try to argue that the theory of evolution is invalid.

I wonder if you sit on Whoopi, does she make fart noises?

Yeah she is the least funny comedian I have seen/heard. A nast rascist black ghettoe ape. I cannot believe she was on star trek. Well, the forces that control the media like the psuedo-jew.
I do not watch tv as it is a lame drug for retards. Fuck the system.

PS
I hope a shark bites Crazzzzy Kelli Pot Head whore

#34

I do not like the View!!!

Hate it.

It seems to be geared towards the kind of woman I am not, even with all of those "different" types of personalities as hostesses.

When ever I am at home sick, if I fall asleep on the couch and I wake up and that is on, I puke even more than if I just had the flu.

I'm glad I was clear on the subject.

It's about time they added a dude to the show

LMAO @ #40 - that comment was excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another reason for me to continue not watching The View, ever.

I just come backy from doing charity-works for old age orphans.That's why i understand Barbara walter's choice so well.I expect her to take after Whoopi Goldberg an homosexual Aboriginal as her co-host.

i'm waiting on the bikini pics of her now.
WHAT???
she's just like the other no talent bitch we see on the beach with this site!!
BRING ONNNNN THE BIKINI PICS!!

yeah yeah yeah bikini eh eh eh eh BOOOONNNGGGG.

If you cant get a fat lesbian for ratings, whats the next best thing? A black lesbian. How predictable in this politically correct liberal society. Kind of like Barack Obama actually has a shot to become President because of his skin color despite the fact he has done nothing.

#21 - A sysadmin is an IT nerd - not a businessman. Go back to editing ACLs.

#47---A sysadmin can't be a business man and IT nerd? I've heard IT guys are good at servicing users! You just ruined my fantasy!

Yeah IT idiots are not Businessmen. They get an MCSE and suddenly they think they are somehow a microsoft shareholder. IT guys WORK for Businessmen, whenever that is, a cheap Korean isn't available.

P.S. shut the fuck up with the flirting you silly cunt.

God, they went from one annoying bitch to another. The voices of the women on this show are enough to drive you insane with their screeching. If that wasn't bad enough, the morning lineup for the network is Regis and Kelly, The View and Rachel Ray. Which show is more irritating? It's a toss up. Fingernails on blackboards are more pleasant. The women on these shows (Kelly and Rachel Ray included) are so irritating, so sqwaking, so not complimentary to the female race. Know it alls who know nothing.

#50

"not complimentary to the female race. Know it alls who know nothing."

THANK YOU!!!!

I'm ashamed to be of the same gender.

sigh......

#51, Glad you agree and I know how you feel about being ashamed. But don't be, we don't have to be because I think there should be a separate gender for these screechy types. Cause they're not real women. I don't know what they are, but womanly, they are certainly not. We're real women and they don't belong in the same category with us.

#49---Isn't that special? TskTsk. I think you've been told to "MOVE!" too many times!? IT guys can be a little God-like in their aspirations, but you gotta love 'em a little? Is "cheap Korean" a businessman's cologne?

#52--
You got it Lou Lou!!

wow! someone I don't give a shit about is joining a show I give even less of a shit about? My dreams have been answered! Thank you Barbara Walters!

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

"How else are you supposed to know how hip and progressive the show is unless they hire a minority?"

hahahahah...oh man I love this site more than all the other popculture sites cause of the commentary. brilliant I must say

Ummm now that show will be EXCITING for sure. *Snoresville*

Rets see, I count three Jews now, is the show called 'The View' or 'The Jews'? I am now so very confrused. Oh and that Hasselback has nice rips.

FIRST!!!

Oh...wait...ahhh fuck!

The View has set women back 50 years in my eyes. Watching an episode of The View is enough to make me believe women should no longer be allowed to vote, or work, or join the military, or do anything but sit at home, look pretty for their husbands, and cook meals. That's how low my opinion is of The View and the women on it.

It takes days of reading about real women, knowledgeable women, women who have accomplished something to snap me out of it.

I'm not the only one. I mentioned this opinion to a couple guys and they started laughing and nodding in agreement. The View is shit and convinces any guy watching it that women don't know crap about politics or current events. Or history. Or logic. Or science. Or any fucking thing.

Girls, you should be protesting The View. Do any and every thing in your power to get these stupid, screeching bitches off the air.

Its Zira from The Planet of the Apes

@46 yeah because we know YOU voted for bush..twice...and baracks nothing is better than the years of damage done by your little friend.

i always wondered why she doesnt have eyebrows

♥♥Whoopi I love U, but you'll find out zoon az U ztart talkin♥♥
to that ztupid Elizabeth..zhe will try to make U look
bad...U will B zorry U took that job...love, U....♥

Just another reason not to watch the view. And why do they think it is "THE view" it is just "A VIEW", and not a very intelligently planned view. It is a catfight among rich has been bitches. If they threw dukes, maybe it would be as popular as Jerry Springer...Oh, I guess it is. No one with a brain watches that either.

i remember whoopie denying ABSOLUTELY that she was even interested in the job on extra or the insider or whichever show it was. i'm sick of these assholes in hollywood talking out of both sides of their mouths. however, who cares...i don't watch the show and no one can be worse than rosie o.

Wow! Goldberg on The View? I used to love watching him wrestle on WCW and WWE, but I think he may be out of his element here.

I love stupid people. The stupider the betterer. It's good channel fodder to skip over but like a tragic accident, ya can't help but stop to look and see what wreck is happening at the moment.

Kinda like watching a group of idiots talking each other into walking thru traffic because, "Well, they'll just have to stop and pay attention to us", because we decided were so important.

Good luck Whoopi- you'll be funnier more than ever now, I'm sure.

Mack

wait - this isn't the good commentary i love. i like the superficial guy but what a stupid comment.

whoopi isn't the first minority by a long shot. not only did lisa ling start out on the view, but so did star fucking jones - and there was a lot more black on the show when she was there, lol.

truth is the view is bad, but more than that, it's just too boring even to be funny when talking about it.

also, fuck u to the asshole who made the jew comment - gentiles with inferiority complexes may have freaked out theories about jew domination of the media and finance, but try to call to mind that jews are a HUGE minority in the world, and also a huge minority in the states. ever thought that the reason you hear more from us and we seem to be "in control" despite being in a diminishing margin of about, oh, 2%, is because we're just smarter than you?

Wow . . . that is one ugly cunt! Straight outa the future . . (Planetof the Apes or Predator) Don't know who the fuck is uglier, Whoopi or that fish eating Beluga , Rosie, who's dying to suck on Elizabeth's clit. And here you have Barbara Wa Wa . . . the incredible lisping liberal, whose primary function is to fart feathers. What a bunch of whining wastes of womanhood. These skanks, except for Hasselback, could only serve one purpose on this Earth. To promote celibacy !! I'd rather bang a tree than to go near these nasty whores. NASTEEEEEE . . . . . . . .