Aug 20 2007Vida Guerra parking ticket scandal investigated
The West Hollywood mayor’s office is investigating the parking enforcement officers who allegedly asked Vida Guerra for nude pics of herself in exchange for not giving her a ticket. And apparently Vida wasn’t the only one who got hit by these two. TMZ says:
After two starstruck parking cops bragged that they had nailed Hayden Panettiere a few days before, the serial celebrity citationers swooped in on Vida's white Range Rover and planted a ticket on her windshield. When the cheeky chick got back to her ride, she told our photog that the parking officer made one thing clear -- if she forked over some naked pics of herself, she would get off.
Okay, so two brainiacs are abusing the legal system. Yeah, it’s terrible, they should be fired blah blah blah. The real travesty here is that nude photos of Hayden Panettiere will only get you out of a parking ticket! C’mon! Is it because she’s not 18, yet? That I can understand, but when she turns 18 tomorrow she should be allowed to shoot the President as long as she leaves a saucy pic behind. I'm 90% sure that's how the legal system works.
Photos: Splash
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Reader Comments
1. ex - August 20, 2007 8:14 PM
So what? First?
2. weez - August 20, 2007 8:14 PM
1st
3. teral goe - August 20, 2007 8:20 PM
Thrid?
Who is Vidal Guerra?
4. Malffy Hernandes - August 20, 2007 8:21 PM
fifth!
5. Malffy Hernandes - August 20, 2007 8:22 PM
Wait, isn't that Uma THurman?
6. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 8:22 PM
That's funny, #4. I second that.
Oh, and who the fuck is this chick?????
7. ex - August 20, 2007 8:25 PM
All this excitment is giving me a boner.
8. ToTellTheTruth - August 20, 2007 8:26 PM
Who the fuck is she?
9. Madea - August 20, 2007 8:47 PM
No idea who she is.
10. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 8:59 PM
See???? NOBODY fucking knows who the fuck she is.
Deleting post now!!!
11. KTG - August 20, 2007 8:59 PM
This story is retarded. Who the fuck is Vida Guerra and why is Uma Thurman showing off a parking ticket? You people need to brush up on your journalistic skills.
12. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:27 PM
Bigger question: Why when I scroll across the picture does it say Hayden Pantierre or however the fuck you spell that?
13. Madea - August 20, 2007 9:30 PM
I still have no idea whole she is:
Guerra's first national exposure came when she appeared in a lingerie spread for FHM in December 2002. The magazine later reported that following its publication, almost one-third of their mail was from readers demanding more photos of her. She was called back for more photo shoots and became "FHM's Model of the Year" in 2004.[2] Since then, she has been featured in many magazines, including DUB, Smooth, Escape, and Open Your Eyes, often as the "cover girl". Guerra has made multiple appearances on several Spanish language television programs such as El Gordo y la Flaca (The Fat Man and the Thin Woman). She has also become a staple in music videos, appearing in "Shake Ya Tailfeather" (Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee, from the Bad Boys II soundtrack, 2003) and "The New Workout Plan" (Kanye West, 2004), in "Obsession (No Es Amor)" (Frankie J featuring Baby Bash, 2005) among others. In addition, Guerra has appeared in a commercial for Burger King's TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, a couple of sketches on Chappelle's Show (including "R. Kelly's '(I Wanna) Piss on You' Music Video", which spoofed the R. Kelly sex tape), and the film National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2. She lent her voice to the video game Scarface: The World Is Yours.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vida_Guerra
14. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:31 PM
Ok I fuckin googled her. Apparently she is some model and has a record out or something, it's on wikipedia, but I fell asleep reading it.
15. Madea - August 20, 2007 9:31 PM
My mistake, I meant to type: I still have no idea who** she is.
16. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:31 PM
Oh, yeah, just read #13. There ya go.
17. Luna - August 20, 2007 9:39 PM
who cares she is ugly
18. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:40 PM
That's ok Madea, I didn't even notice the typo. Thanks to the 7 White Russians.
19. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:41 PM
Wait Luna, who is ugly? The girl in the pic or the real Guerra?
20. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 9:42 PM
Or did you mean me, cause I can be pretty ugly sometimes.
21. Splooge - August 20, 2007 9:42 PM
13
Lingerie.
Spread.
Nuff said
22. Crap Tonight - August 20, 2007 9:44 PM
Those two girls look very similar, is there a hollywood clone machine in use do you think?
23. Madea - August 20, 2007 10:44 PM
Thanks Frist. I always feel stupid if I misspell online or on paper. I therefore feel the need to go back and correct myself. A touch of OCD, perhaps? lol
24. lambman - August 20, 2007 10:49 PM
Damn Hayden is lookin fine!!!
25. first - August 20, 2007 11:06 PM
First!!!
26. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 11:45 PM
Don't worry Madea, I have OCD BAD!!!!!!
27. FRIST!!! - August 20, 2007 11:46 PM
Lambman, you still there?
28. Madea - August 20, 2007 11:52 PM
@26:
OCD runs in the family. As I get older, it will probably get worse. Or, maybe it will get better? I hope so. Lol
29. UNCLE NED - August 20, 2007 11:57 PM
Every one knows she's a lying bitch - wanna bet she made the whole thing up?
30. Madea - August 20, 2007 11:59 PM
@29:
Who are you talking about?
31. Binky - August 21, 2007 1:09 AM
Unfortunately ...I know who Vida is....
(But I'm not sure how to tell my mom)
32. j - August 21, 2007 1:29 AM
vida guerra is hot
33. FRIST!!! - August 21, 2007 2:00 AM
Chicken pot chicken whatever bye
34. tonycatman - August 21, 2007 2:33 AM
Nice. Got any nude pictures ?
35. Murph - August 21, 2007 6:50 AM
Please tell me that the idiots who issued the tickets didn't BRAG to the paparazzi about what they did?!?
What maroons!
36. Robert - August 21, 2007 8:28 AM
They messin with Hayden ? Take the bitches out ! DAMMIT !
37. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 21, 2007 9:07 AM
oh know who she is shes a music video trick
38. Border Patrol - August 21, 2007 11:02 AM
Stupid ass security guard had a freebie...
"Excuse me, can I see your green card?"
39. Nat - August 21, 2007 11:29 AM
that is CLEARLY not a white range rover she is driving.
40. Hello - August 21, 2007 12:03 PM
Can they be charged for soliciting child pornography as Hayden Panettiere is not yet 18? FPMITAP
41. Madea - August 21, 2007 12:09 PM
Actually 40, She turns 18 today.
42. Kerny - August 21, 2007 1:15 PM
SHE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.
43. Kate - August 21, 2007 4:00 PM
Maroon is a color. Moron is an idiot.
Please get it right.
thanks in advance.
44. JUANITO EL GOLOSINA - August 21, 2007 6:12 PM
Men this girl is real ugly :P how can be she famous? How mgnificients blowjobs she must do ;)
45. Ummmmm - August 21, 2007 7:30 PM
How the hell do you have a Vida Guerra post and not put up a single pic of her ass? Instead we get a pedophile's dream? You drool and slobber over Kim Kardishan's behind you can't dig up a single picture of Vida's when that's what she's famous (umm . . . scratch that, let's say somewhat popular in certain circles) for? What was the point of this post?
46. Celeb Skeet - August 22, 2007 9:50 AM
Vida was the flavor of the month pre-Kardashian era. Ass conoisseurs love this woman...
Trading pics to get out of a ticket? I've heard of girls giving cleavage shots (no camera) to get out of tickets, but on cam? ummm, yeahhh. Buy this guy some KFC and call it even!
47. Texas Chattem - August 22, 2007 11:41 AM
Hey fuck head - they didn't say give me pictures of Hayden, they said give them pictures of Vida. Idiot.
48. yup - August 23, 2007 2:20 PM
Why is she famous?
Because people shoot pics of her and then photoedit her ass to look HUGE.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/megatalentos/299626688/
49. Idiot - August 23, 2007 6:57 PM
This is not Vida Guerra you IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
50. steena - September 21, 2007 8:00 PM
vida guerra is a video vixen.
She stars in shitty hip hop videos because she has a huge ass. That is all.