Aug 10 2007Tara Reid Italy bikini pictures

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Everybody's favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I've never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It's like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture it, I'd guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human ass.



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fuck ya

Who fucking cares!!!! I mean really....

she does have huge tiggobittie's....fake or not. i'll give her that

hoo-ar

Fish cannot get enough of Tara - he has replaced Ambrosia since the Makeout-with-Dwarf photos.

No thanks on looking at the Tara Reid ass pictures. That's some serious cellulite.
I just want to know who she's blowing in order to be on permanent vacation. Where's the story on that?
Maybe her ass is ground hamburger because she's forced to take a big shank up it in order to maintain her present social life.

Cellulite or not, she is one hot fuckin bitch. I would love to dig my face in between her thighs. I could look at her and Hayden all damn long. I better close out the browser before I bust a nut on my keyboard and fuck it up, after all I am at work.

i think she's of the "As long as I'm thin, I'm hot" idealism, not realizing that no exercise makes the muscles go flabby. If she did some squats everyday, her ass would perk up and not look like two pancakes hanging on for dear life.

dude in the last pic is hillarious, looks like he's about to puke while trying to stop the airborn herpes from attacking his dick...

That FACE!

She needs to lay off of the booze for a while ...she's getting that rednose swollen face goggle eyes red cheeks alcoholic syndrome look. Not pretty.

Poor girl has a nipple shaped like Illinois and an ass that looks like an impression map of the Appalachian Mountains. I bet the other nipple looks like Vincent Price.

I honestly cannot decide which is the sexiest part of Tara. Could it be the flat, droopy ass? That fucked up mouth of hers? The famous stomache that looks like Freddy Kruger gave her a tummy massage. Oh Tara, there are so many choices. Nice greaseball guy your making out with, by the way. Your auto mechanic perhaps? Oh, and another thing? WEAR A FUCKING ONE PEICE SWIMSUIT! HIT THE FUCKING GYM SIX DAYS A WEEK FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND "THEN" THINK ABOUT DRESSING LIKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD HOOCH, YOU FUCKING WASHED UP SKANK!

Wicked Wendy you idiot, CLEARLY you care, or why the fuck would you be on here viewing, and THEN commenting for that matter. You care too much. le sigh.

Her stomach looks completely differant now, does that weird anyone else out?

o god

Trust me when I say, noone in Italia wants to see that shit. I can hear them now. Send this fat bitch back to the states before we cut some bacon off her back...........

I think I see the image of Jesus in the divots on her ass.

Yeah, look at that ass. It kinda looks NORMAL.

Not the mutated asses you like, like Ms. LardAss Kardashian.

haha she looks like a peasant woman from Kazakhstan

There's a new post of Nicole Ritchies alien baby

#13, that was hilarious

i know her boyfriend, he's actually a pretty sweet rapper named JT Money, think he's on myspace and here too: http://www.utterz.com/~u-NDk1MjQ5Mg/utt.php

I've rented some of her movies.... I know, I know, but it's fun. There was one movie where she was on some island with her crazy boyfriend and he went, well, crazy...... she does that kind of acting like Sheila from Waiting for Guffman..... .when you look at her, she looks away, then when you're not looking, you look at the person......... uh, did I have a point? Oh yeah, her acting is HELL-arious!

Nice. Fucking. Dive, bitch.

Umm I could care less about her road map stomach or her jiggly ass. What exactly does this chick do to be able to be on perma-vacation? She's always on a beach in a stupid bikini. Geez get a life already.

Hey Victor, Did you ever get a picture of that chick? Are you still talking to her.

haha....I love the sequence of her diving into a bellyflop! has she ever been to the fucking water before?? It is good in theory to break the water with your tits but it doesn't work to well.

Lucky girl...she's got built in floaties!

hahah you have to love her for trying so hard to be sexy..look at her dive into the ocean hahaha

I remember a time three years ago when I used to have fun ripping Tara Reid but now it's just boring. You know, like the first time you smoke a joint after like a year and you laugh, and laugh. Then after three months of smoking every night it's like "Oh, I'm high again. Yawn."

That's how it is to read a Tara posting. Nothing new there, except her skin is getting leatherier and leatherier.

There isn't much else she can do about her messed up body. It looks like she had that procedure where they take fat from your stomach and love handles and inject it in your ass cheeks to give them more fullness. But like everything else she had done, it got messed up. She probably picked her surgeon based on who was the least expensive. I'll give her props for still puttung on a bikini.

#25 Uncle Buck.

Word. I hate people like her that are afraid of doing shit. Look she's all tight and scared to jump in. Fucking Faggot!!!! Shit, I dove in head first into a 16ft deep pool from the high board when I was fucking 10 and did a better job.

The chubbier chick next to her has a better looking body.

Is Tara from NJ or NY, because she seems like South Shore or Long Island garbage?

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lolzarama!!

Countless times that ass have been pounded, everything got a price

Belly flop, literally. Picked up her head, gets ya every time.

35? Uh, O.K.

You guys are on crack though. I guarentee you one person who commented in here has a huge wife on the couch in the 190 to 215 pound range who would kill to sleep wiht something like this. She is hotter then around 90 percent of the girls i see walking around. so seriously you guys better start telling the truth its rediculous.

39. Hey clueless! My husband would kill AFTER he slept with something like that. Himself! Oh, by the way, the truth isn't any fucking fun.

I just don't get it. This guy's not half-bad looking, and he's kissing this pig. She must either have a lot of money, or she must love to give head. Maybe both. God, what an ugly broad.

Seriously, she's built like E.T.

It's a weird kind of cellulite..
there's no fat in that ass to make it pucker or pinch or bulge the way normal cellulite does on a fat sausage girl. It's really more of a saggy hanging form of cellulite.
Am I right?

@39 OK I will start telling the truth. My wife sits on the couch all day and eats bon bons and watches Oprah. She weighs over 300 pounds and the last time Mr. Happy saw any action, was the Last time the Dodgers won the World Series.

Wait that is not true.

Fuck you! Why don't you tell us the truth of who you are and how much your fat ass weighs? I am sure you are sitting at your computer eating donuts from the vending machine and there is white powder all over the key board. And if you have the balls to tell us, post a link to a picture so you can prove it you fat ass fucktard!!!

In that bottom row of pictures, 2nd one in from the left - her torso looks just like E.T.'s.

#43 - the reason there's not a lot of fat on her ass is that she had a procedure that removed the fat from her ass and had it injected into her breasts.

39 ... . From the sounds of your post I can't tell if youre a fat bastard who hasn't been laid since pussy laid you ... or if you're an angry fat housewife who is pissed off as hell that you just don't do it for your hubby anymore. Either way..............Try lifting that belly up off your jeans zipper and smell that funk of sweat you left behind.. get out from behind the computer and get some exercise, fatty.

Now that I look again those Italian guys she's hanging em for aren't so great looking either. Their hair looks like crap. Beards? Ew, it might as well be armpit hair and they all have man boobs.

Check out guy in pic 2.

uh.. fish? i used to love your blog, but do you realize that 6 out of the 8 posts on your front page (and probably 60% of your recent posts) are just bashing different women's bodies? it's was funny at first but i'm starting to think you have a complex.

#12 - you're fuckin' nuts!! I love it!

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."

"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"

"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.


The Tara bashing is getting old, and of kind of ridiculous. She's fixed herself up pretty well, actually. She's not a supermodel or anything, bur for a 30 year old chick that's a pretty decent body. Most 30 year old actresses keep themselves covered up. At least Tara has the confidence to show us something.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

#39 and #40, You're BOTH right.

And "Fuck Ya" is WAY better than "FIRST." Thank you. It's about time we got someone in the #1 position who isn't a fucking retard.

#54 - she's not confident, she's delusional.

She's a tool.

That head scarf is just ludicrous, this chick is just so plain, I don't know why shes considered attractive.

I don't know what kind of dive this is (pics 2,3,4 on the third row below).But the last time i saw this was when i was 4 when we'd had to practise our first dive during swimmingclass.

Her dive looks more an attempt to doggy-style to me.Some people act by reflexes (scientific fact).

In pic #14, her entire stomach looks like the jaw and lips of a hunky man.

Look at the main crease in her stomach as the crease in the man's lips, and her waist/back is a fine male jawline.

The water impact must have been like a bomb going off inside her belly.

She reminds me of a pirate, drinking rum all day and sleeping in the sun.

I guess this was Tara Reid' exciting day out on a charteryacht with the theme 'pirates'?

Did they keel-haul Tara reid?

Tara looks a lot better than Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst looks like what you would expect someone named Kirsten Dunst to look like - example: "Poindexter".

She wouldn't be so bad if her nose wasn't so BIG.

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Play Tara's hilarious drinking game:
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What the fuck is this bitch actually famous for? Outside of a highly-overrated flick with "American" in the title, NOTHING but terrible B-quality movies.

She's an ugly, skinny, typical "American" wannabe princess with no talent at all, and a really disgusting gut to top it all off. Why is she famous? I'd have more fun humping a 2x4 with the knot knocked out.

Bored with this chick...This is obviously a Dadaist reflection on the 'Musings of The Jew'. As told by Eichman.

68/// ztop trolling me...

Great... now we're going to have to look at Tara's wonky eye and mismatched boobs all weekend. Just f'n great.

I just noticed my new car has side air bags.
Unfortunately I'm not off-topic
(for all you naturalists)

still laughing at #13 that is friggin' hilarious!

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I've said it before and I'm going to say it again...Tara looks like a genuinely nice person. She brings the party and looks just fine. Yeah she has no ass but so what! Her body has held up just fine. She looks confortable in it; therefore, she's probably a pretty hot sexy bitch in bed...and at the end of the day that is the most important thing- period.

She looks better than any of the other girls on that boat. Look at club foot leg of lamb in the turquoise bikini (pic 1) and pot bellied itty bitty titty commitee (pic 2).

God, frenchie, just go the fuck away if you don't want to Tara bash. If you think this ugly bitch looks "just fine" then you really need to get out more.
Guarantee she's no good in bed. She probably either pukes or passes out before she gets that far.

And "itty bitty titty committee"?? Are you like 10 years old and just heard that for the first time?

typo in the last line?

Thought you would like this guys, he makes a lot of sense...

http://kokshoor.com/opinion/Superficial_Hollywood_bullshit_is_responsible_for_the_decline_of_western_society

IM NUMBER 39/IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE HATE, IM ACTUALLY A 23 YEAR OLD MALE, DATING A 10, ALL IM SAYING IS THAT TERA IS NOT BAD, SHE IS NOT GOOD BUT NOT BAD, I SEE PICTURES OF OPRAH AND LATIFA ON THIS SITE AND THERE IS GIRLS ON HERE, WRITING OH SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL, LOL ITS REDICULOUS. OPRAH IS THE DEFINITON OF UGLY, POINT BEING TERA CAN NOT BE CALLED UGLY, BECAUSE IF SHE IS WHAT IS STAR JONES? OR QUEEN LATIFA. GIVE ME A BREAK. TERA IS HOTTER THEN 9 OUT OF 10 GIRLS I SEE AND I LIVE IN SO CAL. EVERY GUY WOULD GIVE IT TO THIS CHICK. AND IN RESPONSE TO 43, I GUARENTEE U DONT LOOK BETTER THEN TERA, OR YOU WOULDNT BE MARRIED. YOU WOULD BE SINGLE, AND IN HER POSITION, BUT NO YOUR HUSBAND SETTLED ON YOU BECAUSE HE COULDNT GET BETTER, AND YOU SETTLED ON HIM BECAUSE YOUR TIRED OF WORKING AND ARE ALREADY LETTING YOURSELF GO, OR HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE. FATTY!

Post #82 - are you on drugs, or just mentally retarded? Do you think that you made some point?

Hail to silicone, my dear Tara!! Not only good to build computers... Nevertheless, I like it better natural. I once had my hands on such fakes, and man, it is weird. I love them all natural and saggy, just like grapes hanging into your mouth!

if u like her ass or not u have got to admit her ass is so much better than jessica biel.. plus she is way hotter and has some amazing tits.. who is that lucky sob who is kissing tara reid?

Tara wouldn't be half bad if she would hit the gym a couple times a week.

Or if I had a 12-pack before hitting that shit.

I'm good either way.

Thanks

From where the fuck is this bitch getting the income to travel so much? Is selling Meth to you pals really that profitable or does this skank have a sugar daddy?

My dream: Me Tara Reid, Brittney spears and a KFC family meal...:P

Conky - I say go for the twelve pack or wrestle a couple of rye and cokes from Julian. She has nice Bubbles.
And I've always thought that 'Gepetto is your God' shit should be left at Burning Man.

Oh. Ok . No one's seen the show. No one knows what I'm talking about.
Whatever.
I still say it was an Inside Job.

so post 82. what you have proven is that you like capital letters, and yet you hate black women. you could'nt have at least made one of you hefty examples Rosie Odonel or Britney Spears?

you guys are so dumb. the butt picture is obviously photoshop-ed!

I don't understand.

If I were walking along the marina and saw this chick, not only would I look twice, I would be telling my friends about the gorgeous girl I saw with big tits and a great body.

What am I missing ?

Sorry, tonycatman. I'd like to help you out, but you're too far gone to be helped.

tony - good taste can't be taught.

Hey, number eighty fucking two, turn on your spell check before you take another hit on that crack pipe and start writing the first shit you think of, way to go idiot boy.

#35 - Krazeeherpezkelli - HILARIOUS! I just clicked on your link and about died!!

And to the real (stupid) krazeekuntkelli, your troll miraculously has the same email as you! I am glad I am not the only one who hates you on this site.

I just clicked on that link too and now wish I was smoking the same stuff as labotomy boy up there in 82

hey Bite Me!, yes, he pics, but we don't talk anymore.

*he got pics

duh.

it hurts when momma puts the hairbrush in my

EWWWW. I just read on another gossip site that jessica alba contracted herpes while dating derek jeter. and now jessica biel and vanessa minnillo may have it too. What a dirty bastard

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She seems to be healthier and having fun. Good for her.


I wouldn't do her.

i would love to fuck her in that ass... damn she is so beautiful.. luv ya tara..

Wow, I won't even say what I want to because God's looking...

I think she had a lipo on her butt also. It just looks so weird!! Her butt cheeks just doesn't look like they should or whatever, you know.

Good comeback Krazzeekunt. Keep it up.

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think your funny #110? What's funny is that you can't get a guy, you have to fake having one in here with the rest of these losers. Keep your legs shut
next time before you screw up someone else's life.

o lordy lordy, pic # 1,u start scoping those jugs on the light blue bikini girl and continue to scroll down to the nether regions past the thigh,then sheer horror! skeeter bites galore and those ginourmous peggie hill hoofs. she needs a knee down to the ground replacement.

FAKE!!!

No natural ass can assume those shapes.

Post # 112 - you're right. I think someone pointed it out earlier. Chick's got clubbed feet.

If I had feet like that, I'd wear aqua shoes.

But, then, Tara's feet aren't much better. They look paddles.

Tara Reid looks more and more like shit every time I see pictures of her.

They look LIKE paddles. (Sorry, accidentally omitted a word).

there is noting wrong with her feet all of you are just jeaulous of how beautiful tara is. damn my dick just went straight up when i saw that nice ass. she is beautiful. i would do anything to get in bed with her.

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i totally agree with you mike i would love to get her in bed. she has one great butt.. fuck she is fine.

She looks like hell. She needs a total makeover. She needs the following:

Forehead Lift
Facial Cheek Implants
Nose Job
Lip Implants
Brazilian Butt Lift
Swimming Lessons
and whatever else that I can sell to this stupid nutcase, including the kitchen sink.......

Well, this is all Fish left us for the weekend. He probably had excellent plans for the WE and couldn't be bothered with us. Tara Reid looks MUCH better than Paris Hilton. I wish I could influence the paparazzi to just quit taking pictures of her. So she bought a dog - so did a million other people. So she is a slut - so are a million other people. And on and on. And a million other people are better looking that Praying Mantis/Alice The Goon Paris Hilton, including Tara Reid. I used to just call Paris Hilton "Alice The Goon" but since the photo of her carrying a Bible, I felt compelled to add 'Praying Mantis".

she looks fine, assholes.

i agree candace tara looks fine. these other dumb ass's are just stupid.

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Pretty ironic that you're calling us stupid when you don't know that you don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural. That makes you stupid and candace a tasteless twat.

i love how tough everyone is on the internet and how people bitch eachother out for their differing views on celebrity gossip. youd never see ANYONE in real life acting like this with strangers. i never come on these things, they blow my mind. i think its just some weird outlet for computer nerds or something to let all their aggression out. i dont understand you americans and your celebrity obsession. ah well, now im just another ranting internet forum writer
im excited to see who beaks on me now, im already so rattled

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my opinion is that tara reid is doing well and looking good. hope she keeps it up because i am a huge fan. luv ya tara.

#133 Looks like he's got to you - that's 2 comments about the same post.

Why is this site solely based on bikini pictures now?

I have a serious confession to make. I have caused all of the spyware problems on this site. If you click on the link kraziherpezkelli #35, it goes to www.lemonparty.org/..which is three old men having sex with each other. It was just an inside joke between a few of us haters of her. Sorry to the Superfish and the other people. I also sent her fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I hope the Fish doesn't throw me off of her for all the trouble that I have caused.

thanks alot FRIST!!!...I really needed the extra spyware problems
fucking cunt..play your school games somewhere else

Please do not get Frist kicked off by making it look like she did those things - she is the only one who helped me make fun of Paris' and Britney's clothing choices and she doesn't use z instead of s and you have already killed off some people. Maybe - like a cat who toys with the mouse before the kill - you could find interest somewhere else this once and let her go??

Hey FIRST!!! you should get together with that other loser at 82. Match made in heaven springs to mind. So does cunt

Hey... Haters and trolls, if you were in a bar (without having to see whats under the usual clothed spots) Tell me you wouldnt hit on her. Oh... wait.. Everyone is so busy busting on a b list celeb at their computers to actually GET THE FARK OUT OF MOMS BASEMENT and... I dunno... Try to talk to the average jane? Really... This is my first comment on this board, and I bartend in Waikiki, and yeah I see women at leat twenty times hotter than her when I work... But can you trolls actually pick up some one who is half way decent with (oh my) more money than you? Didnt think so... But hell I wouldnt hit it, Ive had better...

bastardlyduke ~ that's 'Frist': your attention span matches your peen (short)

How is Tara Reid affording all of these lavish vacations? That's all she does is go party at each beach. She's not in many great films, and she's not getting endorsements..so she's probably screwing a few fat rich men.

140, So what your saying is that using z instead of s is worse than putting porn to a name to make fun of someone and to give this site spyware?

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(140) We should get FISTR!!! a most appropriate punishment for the internet-crime she committed!

alzo: I didn't get any spyware trouble
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#145: no, p-nut, what I am saying is that someone who is diabolically clever is making it look like Frist did that when she didn't.....

~140~ I'm just finished with cleaning out my pc thanks to FRIST!!! But on behalf of my christian background and the correct guy i'm i would give FRIST!!! a second chance after she recieved her punishment.

I'm here waiting already with both my arms greased up (dry skin) but i understand most of you have christian backgrounds? I'm not an unreasonable person at all and to compensate most of you the thought of crucifixion occurs in my mind ++++++++

Lowlands I take your word as Gospel and I will never comment on clothing with FRIST again. I just didn't realize she was bright enough to send a virus so I thought someone else was blaming her. Punish at your discretion, Your Hotness.

To speak in the roaring voice of Sauron; justify my crucifixion!

Who's gonna clean up my greasy arms??

#154 ~ probably Britney Spears. She has an extra Gucci dress she uses as a cleaning rag.

143 plankhead -

apparently your face looks like Tara Reids arse, without the bikini, and you probably dive off a boat like a spastic too

The details of Tara's decline are in-con-sequential (Dr. Evil voice). For girls, it's all downhill after age 13.

man tara sure does look good. i think i would do anything to get this chick. she is stunning. what do u think?

bear in mind I am the biggest Simpson fan ever.

But the movie sucked the stale turd out of a dead man's ass. It then took that turd, put it in a blender, and added all the chessy used up jokes you've ever heard. It then poured the malty shit out of the blender onto an ashtray, and then dumped that nauseous garbage into a toilet plunger, which, in case you were wondering, was already reeking of diarrhea, into a small brush fire, which only amplified the smell.

That's how fucking shitty the movie is.

#159 I take it you don't like the movie but what about Tara's ass?

Tara is looking better than before, I think. At least she doesn't weigh like 200 lbs and squeezing into a bikini like some women do.

Did any of you morons ( :P ) notice you can see some of the twat of the chick standing next to her? Geez! you all need eye exams.

#159 you must have missed 'Operation 'Soaring Eagle'
- that of course ROCKS, but unfortunately will 'KILL US ALL'
Cause 9-11 was an inside job...

Tara Reid = bloated untalented airhead who blows 75 year old producers with their liver spotted limp cocks so she doesn't have to work the McDonalds drive thru. Come on tara, hurry the fuck up and get my McMuffin BITCH. Fucking brainless no good for nothing cunt.

Any comments on 9-11 #159 ?

(My guess is 'no')

Public at LARGE : Looks like you win this one Binky. But when are going to get a job ?
Binky: No comment.

Stick a 'you' after the 'But when are ' above for even more insite.

I honestly think she has a great ass in these pictures, much better then when you reported on "tara reid has a great ass" . Honestly, I don't undestand what you people want. She doesnt seem to have hardly any cellulite at all. Certainly less than 99 percent of all women.

The only thing wrong with Tara's physical appearance is her sorry excuse of hair, rats nest, extensions. Mental apperance is a whole other story........

#6, some arab man with too much money and no taste is the most likely culprit. they like cheap, whorish american women who will do anything for a dollar.

This is F'n AWESOME! Remember the Van Wilder movie? Look who's hot and who's NOT. Tara, that's who: Who spends her brain cells on booze and self-important hairy men in the Mediterranean for free yacht time and sex, and perhaps a little food and cocaine, meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds looks beautiful, and is doing good for little orphans in Africa. Tara, you poor dumb blonde girl....
Friggin idiot. Ryan's hot - you are NOT!!!
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This bitch must have some good investments!! How the fuck does she continue to live this fabulously off American Pie?

Tara is a skank. If I had a dog that looked like her, I'd shave its ass, and make it walk backwards! Any of you blowhards that think she looks fine, probably still have problems driving by a sheep ranch without stopping!

Right on Steve! Frankly, I couldn't tell if that was an ass, or a bowl of cottage cheese!

Only guy's that are still into stump jumping would think that ass looks good!

UGH! UGLY BITCH!!!

tara reid is so hot. wow u all are so full of shit when u say she is ugly or unattractive. she has a great body with unbelievable legs and an ass that i dont know anyone who would not fuck. plus her amazing tits. i sure wished she would flash again so she can prove to the world that her breast are normal and are amazing.

man i would love to drive my penis through those nice boobs and that butt is so perfect. she is definetely in her prime. Has anyone one seen any pictures of her vagina? if so let me know were i can find them.

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara reid is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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