Aug 2 2007Tara Reid has an amazing ass

First!

first?

You guys are cool.

people like you annoy me! Get off the computer and go turn the Disney Channel back on .....you're gay! BTW that is one hot ass

There's a Disney channel? Is it available in Canada? I gots ta get me some of dat!!

First! Um...Second! No, THIRD!

Ahhh fuck it.

She doesn't look bad in the last pictures, clothed. I think she needs to seriously consider changing her look.
The sloshed-sorority-girl look only works when you're young enough to actually be a sorority girl.

I have to agree this "first" thing is pretty lame! LAME!!!!!
Really what is going on with Tara??? She is such a cute girl I don't understand what happened...........Maybe it is from smoking!
This just out.............Nicotine eats your ass away!!!!
This should be the next anti-smoking add!

Okay, after two days, my recently-developed Tara Reid fetish is officially over. I could have overlooked the stomach thing and the weird teets, but she's more ass-less than I initially thought; she's basically shaped like a letter 'H'. This I cannot abide.

She is the complete opposite of a butterface....weird

If you know you look like that, why would you wear something to show it off? I just don't get it.

She has no idea how bad she looks.

Gah.......

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Moving on to some REAL celeb news:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/
content/article/2007/08/02/AR2007080201247.html

Lane Garrison from "Prison Break" gets to be evaluated for 90 days by shrinks to see what kind of penalty he should get for killing someone when he wrecked his car while drunk & high on coke.

I wonder if "getting fisted by Hulk Hogan up to the shoulder" is a viable punishment?

now that's a granny ass for sure.

Look how fucked up she is in pic #9...

Man I didn't think it was humanly possible to get yer eye to go south like that.

Everyone look @ pic #9 - Tara just had a stroke!
One pupil is dilated much larger than the other one.

What does she do for money?

or maybe it was just a wonky eye thing like Paris.
Nice one #15 - great minds think alike.

Wow.
I can't believe I'm gonna say this but, leave the damn girl alone already. If we've all seen one or two photos of her in a bikini than it's enough.

Yuck. She used to be so pretty.

I'd still hit it..........but that's just because I'm nasty like that!!!!

and what's up with the two queers in the last pic? When did Tara become a fag-hag?

That's Awesome.

@ 22

I find that insulting. I am a fag. And I would never hang with Tara Reid. And it is insulting that you would insinuate that my people would. Ewwwww.

#18....
;-)

MMMMMMMM........I think I would like to like that sand off her right ass cheek. I would love to do some many nasty things to that ass. That goes for her whole body too. I could do so many imaginable nasty things to her, it wouldn't be funny. I would lick that asshole clean and dry. Then suck on that nice pretty twat of hers until I got it cleaner than douche would.

Bitches, exercise.

Her ass looks like that because she has no muscle tone.

She doesn't look THAT bad. She's getting older now, like late 20's right? Of course she is not going to be tight and perfect. She is fine for her age. Give her a break.

Wouldja STOP already, please?????

I mean fa Christ's sake, we've seen this hideous gluteus minimus beaucoup times. yick!

In spanish she's be called Sinatra (Sin-Atras).

HAHAHAHA

Get it adeliza????

Superfish seems to be pretty amusing lately. That doesn't even nearly make up for posting these pictures without adequate warning though.

Oh and Muffin person, late twenties isn't old enough to get old man ass sag, not even if you have a flesh eating virus or something. Look at Winona Ryder or Angelina Jolie or Drew Barrymore or any healthy woman on the planet.

Actually she's early thirties. She needs to basically dump the bikinis, pick up some nice one peice suits (they do make them Tara) and start hitting the gym-HARD. It's not that she is buckass ugly, but the girl just has to let go of the dream of being a sex symbol for young teenage boys. Tara, it's over. Have a little dignity and cover up. Made for T.V. is your destiny. Just embrace it and stop making a fool out of yourself.

So she's got no ass and she has some issues with gravity already...

How old is she anyway?

And all of this stuff about "she used to be so pretty" She was never pretty...
Ashley Judd, Cate Blanchett, Keira Knightly...they're PRETTY.

This overly tanned blond drunkerd has always been a little sleezy,if ya ask me. The only thing she ever should get props for is making an appearance in "The Big Lebowski"

Pretty like Posh Beckham is pretty-I mean jeeze already

Wait, humans bodies change when they get older? WTF?!

ah tara...i remember her in "american pie"...i thought she was kinda cute. as the years went by she went from kinda cute to kinda horrific looking. what does she have left to mangle? face? check. ass? check. tits? check. stomach? double check. yikes. yeah she gets ragged on a lot, but i mean come on she deserves it for putting herself out there looking worse than that guy in robocop that got the toxic ooze bath. if she had never gotten any work done at all at worst she would just be some trashy white chick...now she is that and all tore up...double yikes!

Muffin, if you think the late 20s is old... I really can't wait until you start getting close to it. That's all I'm sayin'.

I don't think her ass is that bad.. move on to something else all ready

not that bad of an ass taylor? if that is not bad...what is bad? i mean really. do you work for her or something?

"The sloshed-sorority-girl look only works when you're young enough to actually be a sorority girl. "

Yeah, but (no but yeah), most sorority girls stay looking like "sloshed-sorority-girls" when they're older.

#31 Lickety Spik-
I'm a little slow today. I must admit, I don't get it.

Should I be embarassed?

Elisabeth

Its easy. They removed too much of her bottom, you can look right at her anus...its horrible... yuck... just look at it, I`m right..

in NASA-speak...LSS(SR). [life support system(sperm receptacle)]

"MMMMMMMM........I think I would like to like that sand off her right ass cheek. I would love to do some many nasty things to that ass. That goes for her whole body too. I could do so many imaginable nasty things to her, it wouldn't be funny. I would lick that asshole clean and dry. Then suck on that nice pretty twat of hers until I got it cleaner than douche would."

Get a blowup doll, ye daft twat.

#41, It took me a couple of tries too. Assuming you're spanish,

"sin" means without (or sans).
"atras" means back.

So, Sinatra or "sin atras" means "without back" or ass, if you will.

Oh well, I generally amuse myself and have a tendency of being corny. Sorry Girl.

FAKE!

Clearly they used photoshop to paste in the ass of Abraham Lincoln. Who has been dead for over a century. Because only a man who has been dead for over 100 years could have an ass that ugly.

GRANDPA?!?!? What are you doing on the superficial in a bikini?

When I was a teen and had a slamming b-ball booty, I used to say, "Gee, I feel sorry for girls with no ass."

Then in my 30's when I put on a little more weight, I started to say "Shoot, I wish I had no ass."

Now, at 39, and semi-normal again, looking at this poor white girl with no butt, I go back to my original saying "Gee, I feel sorry for girls with not ass, who have nothing but downhill to go."

Thanks for the ass, Mom, you rock!!! It's still high!!!

#33 So true!

Of all of these celebrity tarts, the only one who can really claim to be 'sloshed-sorority-girl' aged is Hohan, and you know damn well she'll just be another Paris/Britney/Tara--trying to hold onto something fleeting that isn't even worth it in the first place. But it's all they've got.

#45......NO PROBLEM!!!!

Glad to know the chemicals haven't done too much damage to the brain!

I'm not Spanish, are you? Adeliza is actually some sort of French name I ran across in my reading. I guess it could be construed as Spanish, hell it might be!!
Any way,
As far as Tara goes I guess you can say,
"BABY AIN'T GOT BACK!!!"

#45......NO PROBLEM!!!!

Glad to know the chemicals haven't done too much damage to the brain!

I'm not Spanish, are you? Adeliza is actually some sort of French name I ran across in my reading. I guess it could be construed as Spanish, hell it might be!!
Any way,
As far as Tara goes I guess you can say,
"BABY AIN'T GOT BACK!!!"

sorry for the double post.....
my computer went WONKY..... Like Tara's eye in pic #9....

My goodness, the ass of an 80 year old man!

Yeah, I'm Dumb in a Can spanish. (hahahaha)

Adeliza is a nice name to pick, BTW, very feminine.

she's gotta forrest gump it up a bit. she should start running, and just not stop until her ass doesn't look like a half empty water balloon anymore.

Please less news about ugly body parts and more news about Pete Doherty. He cracks me up!!!!

ahahahah

Nates to him fairest form

http://uncovera.com

Being photographed smoking in front of a pregnant lady on a yacht in a "formal bikini" festooned with gold is downright royal.

What?

No one said "I just threw up in my mouth?"

that is getting lamer than "first"

that's an odd amount of space between her cheeks!

I'm going to blame the pregnant lady on this one, since the only thing seperating her and Tara in that pic is a giant hookah -- go to a spa or whole foods or something when you're pregnant, not on a skank boating trip with Tara Reid.

does TR have major coke nose in the pictures of her in the dress... everyone looks way f'up... is just me that sees this?

I've seen gunney sacks stuffed with mashed potatoes that look more appealing than that. Ouch.

She has been getting tag-teamed by those douches all week!
Might explain that "gap" between the leggos

At least her boobs are even...

If you look at the first picture long enough, you start to wonder if maybe that's not an ass. It almost looks like a crotch, she's got such an ass-gap. Ewww.

In physical jargon they call this a collapsed black hole.Imagine all those gravity?It's no wonder her bellybutton seems to get pulled downwards!?

Fuck this site sucks lately. We;ll be greeted by thaty awful ass forever!! How about some new posts and maybe an actual story for a change?

is that her front or back?

Now all you need to do is make fun of her vagina and I think you got everything...

pancakes anyone?

do you ever get the idea that when you look in her eyes that behind those eyes is an empty head with a hampster spinning a wheel?

Sometimes it's hard to have an opinion about an ass.I've seen asses which seems to be less than average changing into more than average after it was bent.

Do you ever feel you're being watched?

Oh my god...this is seriously how we're going out for the day? With Tara's grandpa ass staring us in the face?! ... And waiting to greet us in the morning?! FRICK!

#24 - LOL. thx for the laugh.
#71 - that's next. She'll go to Jenna Jameson's plastic surgeon for a vaginoplasty and that will go horribly wrong. We'll all then bust a gut laughing when that news breaks.

There's just a wheel. The hamster got sick of all her fucked up shit and left.

the worst thing about that ass is that tara reid is attached to it....

She seems to have lost some weight? I think i can exactly see on which place she lost these 20 pounds.

#29....Muffin, Muffin, Muffin......
ah..........you need to realign your mind set about what is older or you will be very sad in life.

That is if you lmake it to the ripe old age of 29......

ok, i think maybe we're catching a glimpse of tara, albeit it's better than what we're normally used to, right as she's about to enter skin and bones phase. what's with the cellulite on her knees?

that is the definition of a women with no ass

Her ass looks like the ass of the child eating pale thing in pan's labyrinth.

I have no idea why she opted for breast implants when it's obvious where she's truly lacking...

Ah, dis rook rike ass of boy. I rook at dis pictures and see my own ass four scores ands 7 yeares agro. It like time machines throuangh and internet. Boy ass for shuers.

She reminds me of Burt from Sesame Street.

I Like Tara Reid Especially that Yummy Tummy makes me want Waffles

Tara had the doctor remove soft butt tissue and implant in her stomach oops I meant boobs. That's why she look like she looks. For those who like a girl that can blow, Tara has never had mouth implants done. It is still all natural.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT'S A GROSS LOOKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd still do her again.

Deformed as she is, she still looks better than Twatney.

She looks so trashed in pic #9. I'll bet she takes guys home to fuck 'em and just ends up puking in the bed.

That gal could not have picked a less-flattering bikini if she tried

She really needs a lot more operations on a lot more areas of her body. By the way you all should definitely check out the video at http://www.bgctoday.com It is unbelievable.

I think she's got sand on her butt!

Now if I ever want to slap a troop of boy scouts silly with ass cheeks I'll know who to get in touch with. A couple of clothes pins and a four foot dowel would get you a workable sailboard sail. Nowthen;

I hate to say this, but the "when the plastic surgeon asked what she wanted her butt to look like she pointed to a picture of Hugh Hefner" line was pretty funny. It's about time, Fish.

Fuck you, pansycrat.

Okay

I think I'll link those pictures to this site too . . . chase you off yet another comment board. Fuckwad.

Oh, it's you. Nobody cares. Good night.

Give her a break. The pressure in hollywood gets to a lot of people, her plastic surgery was unfortunately. Now, just leave her alone so she can move on.

Maybe if she wore bikini bottoms that weren't so small her ass wouldn't look so bad.

I think we should all give Tara a break - about a year ago she was a complete mess and it looks like she has got her shit together now as much as she can.

I'd fuck her if i had the chance.

Okay, that gap is disturbing. But if you look at her stomach, it looks way better and more normal than it did a few months? weeks? ago. She's gotten something right.

I love how it looks like there's some shit on her ass that she never got around to wiping in those pictures. And is that a hole in her back? Man, they really screwed her over when she went in for plastic surgery.

I went to the website, Bill FL but I didn't know what to look for.

Did her plastic surgeon give her lipo, so she could pee standing up? Why else would any woman want to have such a strangely large spread between her legs.

Her doctor must have gotten his degree at the Dr. Mengele school for plastic surgery. No wonder she is not happy with the results!

# 26 & # 44-

Victor and Lola are one in the same. Just look same exact typo - the second "like" should be "lick". Victor we knew it was you all the time, even without the typo. You are so obvious.....

I once was going to sleep with a guy because I liked his first name, it was very sexy and unique. But ,when he took off his clothes and had an ass as flat as Tara's, I was totally turned off and put my clothes back on, told him I was sick, and left - like a bat out of hell. I thought a flat ass was gross on a man. Well, after seeing these pictures, I think a flat ass is even uglier and more of a turn off on a woman. She is just a Hollywood Freak!

that ass is just fine....plus she brings the party

that is what i call an easy access ass i would slide in and out of that in a hurry but it might b the two budweiser cases talking now. but i dont think so, "I am a bad man" lol but i really am.

This is news

"Then the plastic surgeon put his blindfold back on and continued operating. "

O' Fishy One that is one of the funniest lines ever.

i'm just glad, that my ass doesn't look like that. thats just gross.

Having boobs, a stomach, and an ass that fine has to be illegal.

she must have the biggest chocolate starfish in the whole wide world

To #29,
the person who said he looks fine for her age'.

REALITY CHECK!
She's in her late 20s and her ass looks 50.

#32 hmm... methinks Angelina Jolie's ass is not too far off from this....

For the love of god get this shit off the top of the page.

She could have tried a more flattering bikini. Of bathing suit. I mean, we've seen Paris Hilton in a bathing suit and she didn't look half bad in that. Bating suits are ok. Tara should consider one.

It's an amazing Ass, all right. It looks to me if it was used as some kind of clothes-line? I think, jeans or other heavy clothes were hanged on her ass with clothes-pegs or simply hang a just full-size Caddilac on it!! Jesus, with absolutely avoiding every kind of sports. Just party, eat & shit the whole fucking day, get some"fancy" operations, almost every nice looking girl is able of getting a body whose TITS, BELLY and ASS is totally fucked up!!

For the sake of ours and Tara's, no one should follow her everywhere and take her pics.

NOW STOP IT EVERYONE!!!!
i'm tired of people making fun of her.
i think she looks pretty hot for a 48 year old woman who had 12 kids.
you try and look has good at her age!
SHAME ON YOU A....wha....she's 26?!?
wooouua that's a train reck!

Ya'll can kiss my ass. I think that is one fine piece of booty. It is even reasonably smooth. Unlike that Shitney pimpled, pocked and poked by jed ass.

Woo Hoo 125....

hah nice =)

#108, Superficial Police........you stupid ignorant cunt. Read what Lola posted again. Notice the quotation marks. Lola quoted me in case you haven't noticed and are illiterate. I am the one that made the typo. I typed "like", instead of "lick" you sorry uneducated twat.

Her boobs look better than Heidi Montags, her butt is fine, her face is pretty, she dresses nice and she is fun...next...

Sheesh, her stomach is like it has a personality of its own; her bum is like somebody has slit the back of her arse cheeks, and her right tits cleavage goes about three inches heigher than her yoyo-ing sized left.

What a fucking monster.

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WILL YOU PLEASE REMOVE THAT PICTURE. I was eatig my breakfast and pulled the site up and yep, lost my breakfast. I tried you site again around lunch and you guessed, lunch all over. That is just disgusting!

I really don't care about how her body looks like, but her face.. Man, she's f*cking ugly! I still don't find her attractive at all!

There's still hope for tara Reid.She only needs some surgery on the proximal ends of her Femur-bones for a better ass.She can contact me if she wants to have this surgery done.

I'm still trying to find a solution for her navel.It's a tough one and it won't be easy.

Forget the ipecac, just use the first pic!

Aha! THIS is why some women benefit from wearing bikini hot pants.

This is why hollywood sucks. EXTRA probably showed clips of this saying "Tara took a break from filming to display her totally hot bod on the beach..." She is NASTY - hit the gym!!!

For a regular person, she looks ok. For a celebrity, she looks not so great. She is one of these people that got bigger than she should have because she has nothing special about her, but she's always in the magazines and websites because of her plastic surgery nightmare, not because she is actually producing any kind of work. If I were her, I would just fade away from the spotlight. Her peak was about 10 years ago and it isn't going to get any better. Every time I see her I just feel so sorry for her. She seems so sweet even though she was ruined by blindfolded surgeons. I don't think she deserves this flack, not like the bitches do, and you know who I am talking about - Lindsay, Brit, Paris, Victoria, etc.

You should see my ass. It's hot! SMOKING HOT!

That pic of her lighting the cigarette ... worth ... thousand ... words. Feel ... so ... much ... pity ...

I feel bad for her. Everyone is so fucking judgemental and picky. Sure, for a celebrity ass it's not great, but I think its ridiculous how we've all come to expect perfection. So what if she has an imperfect ass? I really don't care. Now she's probably gonna see these pics and all the mean stuff people say about her and never leave the house again. I bet 90% of the people posting stuff on here have some really ugly body parts too and are not in the position to point fingers at others. And besides, especially for being in her 30's I really don't think she looks bad! I guess I'm just saying that when it's a dumb bitch like, for example, Lindsay Lohan, who has done fucked up horrible stuff, then they deserve the ridicule, but from what I've seen Tara seems like a nice normal person. Ok done.

That ass of her's is truly amazing, because it just vanished! Or was it ever really there?

Yeah, sorry, I ain't Mia.

Looks like she took to many Noassatall pills...

That's her ass??? I thought it was a pancake!! Mum....looking at her ass makes me want to go to IHOP!!!!

I wonder if this dummy ever thought of the possibility of getting a nice flat stomach by going to gym and working out. And maybe toning the rest of her body and giving her a butt at the same time.

I guess that would be too much hard work though

man i would love ride that ass all night.. i dont give a crap that she smokes it doesnt look like she is ageing to me she is still beautiful dang she has some great tits..

Jesus Christ! What?! Tara Reid's body continues to defy logic.

no it doesnt what r u talking about she is so hot and her body is great u dont know what u r talkin about...

her ass looks so nice i love u tara i want that big ass..

Who care's. Her ass is normal and she is a goergeos women. I aplaude her. She is hott and will always be. Brit,Hilton,Lohan are shit compred to this godess. I would date her in a heartbeat even if she was 200 lbs

#8 -- her smoking has nothing to do with that ass of hers. her shitty body is due to the fact that she does not work out. if that bitch would lift some weights, she would firm up easily. however, since she is a lazy bitch, she will always be flabby and nasty.

#105 if she had a waistline, it would make a big difference in her appearance.

#24: the gay guys want you to quit blaming stuff on them. They told me.

#118 you are only talking shit. Angelina is going to have a yacht with a helicopter, a pool and a SUBMARINE. And you're not.

Superfish, I stand humbled by your esoteric knowledge. While her stomach is debatable, and I incorrectly defended it, her ass is a joke to 80 year old men in a nursing home.

her ass looks so fine i think she is the most beautiful girl on this world she has amazing tits even though they are fake.. her face looks beautiful.. and her skin tone is perfect.. and she is only like 32.. luv ya tara...

WHAT ASS? SHE HAS NONE!~

yes she does.. i agree with u tom her ass looks nice..

WHY does she wear bikinis? of all things? She could find a nice one piece that's still se*y....honestly. PLUS,she's 33 or something like that,not 23. Time to grow up,move on,not wear ridiculous peace sign necklaces,mini minis,etc. OK I'm not saying she needs to wear LL Bean,but sophistication goes a long way after,say,25 or 30. I don't know-your spirit ages with life experience and dressing like a 15 year old just looks tacky/sleezy....even more so than it might if you dressed like some 15 yr old so [such as TR in these pics and other posts on this site] Seriously nasty.

I thought "shrinkage" was only supposed to happen to men when they came out of the water. Good God Tara! Your Butt looks like Bill Cosby should be doing a Jello commercial for the "New Tara Butt Jello Pudding Pops". Pilate's woman, Pilate's.

Tara has basically taken a beautiful body, and low self-esteemed it into a melted barbie doll.

The plastic surgeons who continue to operate on her should have their licenses to "pactice medicine" revoked. She's insane, she can't be consenting to this ongoing travesty.