Aug 10 2007Scary Spice has reasonable demands

First...

How can she be black without bootlips and flaring nostrils?

looks like she's taking the britney spears approach to post-delivery, drink & smoke heavily.

that area between her boobs is revolting, especially so in the last picture.

So anywho...Scary Spice is a golddigga...Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat dad....NEXT

This is a perfect example of a nasty ass crack whore...

for some reason i think this is completely reasonable...
we cant foget she is dealing with "beverly hills cock"

Her cleavage could use an antibiotic...

@5: Most definitely, my friend.

I think she's anally raping Eddie Murphy for money since she's probably spent all of the money she "earned" as a Spice Girl and she knows the world tour will crash and burn. I am praying it does. The Spice Girls are a stain among stains on this Earth.

Too. Fucked. Up. For. Words.

Chainsmoking, boozing, cackling, animal print bathing suit-wearing, fat pig stuffed into spike heels at a pool ho.

Sure glad she's not MY mother.

Oh ya and another thing. Buy a better WIG!

I's like to impregnate her rectum.

I hope zhe takez all hiz money
If zhe ruined her body for that
dickhead..then give her the
big buckz...

One can only imagine the mushrooms growing under those flaps of sweaty black meat titties.

She look's scary to me. :\

She should change her name to Scarey Fat Ass , that's it have some more wine...it's great that her nursing child will be drinking a fine vintage .

I agree with everything she says. That is why I have Jessica Alba's name tattooed across my chest.

#13. who ruined your body, kelli?
u zhould definitely zue them
for that kind of damage

You guys are mean!!!

I would suck her black ass dry.
There wouldn't be nothing left when I got done with her. I would get so down and dirty, damn I'm so hot.

iz her boobs growin

No guy will ever ruin my body...
anyone who haz a child now
in thiz zhitty world zhould B zhot
to death..nothing to live for ..but
the end of all good thingz..

Now...az I put my bikini on ...I will
B exiting to the Ocean...have fun
b=ing Me♥

SKanky Spice, more like it.

Guys, I think Kelli has a masochist fantasy, where she acts retarded in here on purpose because she loves to be hated on. We should all help her to recovery by ignoring her. The sooner we do, the sooner she may get the help she desperately needs!!

I think she needs to demand the 9 million in cash, so she can get the scary out of the spice

I am hating this chick more and more each day. She loooks like she's a fucking conceited bitch. Fucking no talent dump factory. At least Sporty can do backflips.

What does she need Eddie's money for? Each Spice Girl is receiving 20 million dollars for this comeback tour. You can add the 30 odd million that she pocketed for her stint as a Spice Girl. Bitch has tens of millions of dollars in her bank account! She is HARDLY a desperate starving welfare mother.

#22. You should burned this image into my brain of a fat, hairy, fifty year old guy trying to squeeze into a string bikini. Bleck.

Sorry about the posting. Have a screeching hang over.

"You don't tattoo someone's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant." Hell yes, you do. She sounds like a fifth grader..."Oh, you don't scribble someone's name on your notebook if you aren't gonna marry them at recess."

Please, get a grip...now i know why she's called scary spice. Scary, possessive, I-will-not-be-ignored spice.

She has great figure completely, although it has given birth child.

http://uncovera.com

Let us not forget that Murphy deserves it. She could be the anti-Christ, and the universe still wouldn't be even with him excreting into it "My Girl Wants to Party All the Time."

and....is she going into some acne induced coma in that last pic?

Pablo 13 -- are you speaking English?

EEEWWW.
Why did she not attempt to drag a comb through that weave? Or at least pull it back or hide it under a hat.
Obviously she put forth enough effort to cram into a swimsuit 2 sizes too small.
The high heels at the beach thing frightens me more than the hair, though.

#1, URA a dork. You know why, so don't even ask.

Cant she get a job ?

my only concern for her is her reputation. i mean claiming to be in love with Eddie Murphy (at this gay point in his life) is like claiming to have been Joan of Arc in a previous life. Joan was executed and Eddie is...apparently gay. either way, you got BURNED...

#37 hahahahaha! i just like totally fucking got that dude like OMG! like wow...just, WOW! i mean its just like totally freak me out i mean like RIGHT ON!

oh i dont feel so good.

**throws up a hamburger...again.

#38 r u Amy Winehouse's cousin?

'cause if you are then...that makes me wanna go to rehab too. i mean...no, no, no.

Is leopard print the uniform of no talent cum dumpsters or is it just coincidence?

uh the leopard suit is just the stadard tribal clothing from where the boat picked her up 200 years ago...still hasn't taken it off.

Darkness...........

Normally that situation might alarm me on her behalf but I'm pretty sure Scary can kick Belafonte's ass. $50 bucks says he can't chain her to the stove.

Holy chest bone

#20 - You mean you would troll her black ass dry, schack.
I have more respect for myself than to follow Eddie Murphy down that cavern.

Back to looking Scary again, I see. Ladies and Gentlemen, the next successor to Britney. Look to see her a lot more on this site, unfortunately.

Now I see what it feels like when the wites a belittled on the prodominately black sites! Im somewhere in between considering im black and my wife is white. LORD help us all!!

#46 Could you get Carpe Mundus to go back to work? His sweet ass is taking one hellova long vacation.

@46

nice spelling. must have taut dat shzit in da hood

STOP this marriage mess! Read first: WhyIDont.com - Why men are saying I DONT!

All.Day.Long Just like a drum...and you know what I mean

i'll be honest, i don't really know why the fish constantly talks about her like she's hideous. i've seen much uglier women. that is all, yeah no humor here

Well, she isn't all that bad. Sure she is not exactly beautiful but she has a nice body and she just gave birth a few months ago. I think you're missing the point here.
Yep her tastes in men are somewhat quite puzzling but at least you should have better things to say than she is black thus quite ugly.
Now if you can only understands racist feedback, let's say that most stars that are making me feel sorry for the human race are white. Yeah...

She married him? What a stupid cow I am soo embarrassed that all the Brits you are seeing these days are these horrendous Spice Girls. She also has one of the worst British accents I have ever heard.

I'd play windshield wiper with those funbags all day, baby.

Oh and she smokes too - disgusting I hate her even more now.

@46 and 47 LOL!! What is this, the internet mafia? If I saw you two on the streets you probaly would be to scared to look my way. That is why your women is running to us. You need to follow the yellow brick road to find some courage. LOL

Ztop pretending to be zomething ur not fuckerz, u know women love big black cockz to zuck on, black men are ten inchez whitez r four inchez, the black kidz in zchool get higher gradez than the white onez

fuck u i get sick of the shit sometimes i feel so fucked up sometimes

#46 and #47 are the same people

They call it Scary Spice for a reason.

It looks like her fake tit silicone is leaking. BARF

OH, and i totally dig the last picture, Pic #12, in which she shows you her best "fake orgasm face".

"so i grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave/
started talking shit/wouldn't ya know/I reached back like a pimp/and i slapped the ho"

Dynamite Hack 1998

She got hella zits for a rich bitch!!

WHY the fuck would zhe go and grab up a white guy? We ALL know white men have little dickz and can't fuck. Juzt like they can't jump when playing bazketball. When zhe breakz up with him zhe better call him from long diztance and dizguise her voice, becauze EVERYONE knowz white men go nutz when you dump their azzez and will come and kill you, your family, AND the dog in the backyard. Fuck a white boy with no dick and no ambition.

Hell yeah #63, we all know them white mofo's ain't got no dick control!! She needs a black man to do her right then knock her up then dump her ass, oh wait that aleady happened....sorry!! But yeah them white guys is fucked up!!!

#58
i understand what your going through, why cant u just give me a chance to show you how much i love u

don't let the racists on this website get u down, i know u don't trust men, especially white ones, but not all men are evil

i really love u

white women who go with black men are traitors, there are lots of good white men out there, why cant they find one?
and the same goes for white guys who chase after black girls

Did she get left in the oven to long? Looks kinda charred.....

Doesn’t make any difference no matter how attractive or educated I am they will still consider me just another n*gger

#67 the intent of your comment waz to be hurtful one day zomeone iz going to zay zomething hurtful to u

WOW! She is one fine piece of woman! Whoo..can't take my eyes off that beauty, she is sooooo just..pretty!

Must go shower now...

woodhorse, will you come back over here and pinch my tits for me? Do it just like you did the other night. I want you so much, words can't explain.

Is that a security tag on the back of her swim suit... still attached?!?! Or just the regular tag sticking out?

I give them 4 months

Now I know why she was named Scary Spice.

She looks KINDA hot from the back though.

You know...whenever I feel bad about problems in my life...I just imagine what life would be like if I had married a girl like scary spice.

If I had fucked a girl like scary spice.

If I had been forced to endure the nagging and whining of a fat, nasty, selfish, cum burping, crack whore bitch like scary spice.

If I had been entrapped and then divorced by an evil, gold digging, "me me me...I need more!" bitch like scary spice.

After vomiting my guts into the toilet, I immediately head to the nearest church, drop to my knees, and praise God that I never met a fucking ho like scary spice.

Eddie Murphy should just kill himself now, and hope his soul escapes the powerful vortex of suction created by that fucking cunt.

BTW...to everyone who made a comment along the lines of "she's kind of hot" or "I would do stuff to her"...

Are you fucking blind? Are...you...fucking...legally...blind? Do you think garbage trucks are hot? When they come to pick up your trash, do you try humping the back of the truck? Get your fucking eyes checked NOW! That bitch is a cum burping gutter slut if I have ever seen one. And her face screams "I'm a gold digging vampire who could suck the soul and bank account of any man dry!" One night with her and Bill Gates would be begging for change on the side of a freeway off ramp.

Look at her face in the last picture. Yeah...you wanna wake up next to that? You go right ahead. I would slice my wrists with my own finger nails first.

#76 Not only that, if, in a drunken stupor, I would wake up in the morning with mr. happy embedded in that, I think i'd just cut him loose......

But seriously, all the celebs that hit the news regularly are prime examples of how NOT to raise your kids. Of course most of the celebs who don't hit the news all the time are quite ok, it's just the highly visible, ultra crazy minority that looks REAL bad.

Vote! who thinks scary will be Whitneys successor?

zhez no different than any
other crack whore mom
our country iz full of them
U can alwayz zpot them
their fuckin teeth R
falling outta their face.

Post #3 and 7 - totally agree. This poor thing. She wants desperately to be hot, but she's just not.

In every picture, she has an expression on her face that makes me want to slap the fuck out of her.

Ummm...picture no. 9. I'm not lezzie or anything, but who can deny that Black girls have some of the most scrumptous A$$E$! With that said, I hope The Superficial posts pictures of Beyonce from the rear. Now THAT'S an A$$ worth killing for! Ar-ROWWWW!

uni-boob!

She is mixed race - her mother is white.

#81 - oh yeah, that's such a hot ass. I can imagine Nazis torturing information out of allied prisoners by having her sit that ass on their faces.

Oh...wait...that wouldn't get information...it would kill them instantly.

I like the way she's crammed those wide feet of hers into those little shoes.

In fact, are we sure she's not a tranny? The feet always give it away.

Is it possible for a bimbo to walk around in a bathing suit and heels without looking desperate? Better question, why do bimbos always have to wear heals with bathing suits?

heels

why the heels? it's called PHOTO OP -- nobody does that because it's in their everyday routine/ all logic is abandoned when it comes to publicity.... and check out the dusty/ crusty toes in those close ups.... and damn it - these numbered references & going backwards is so confusing! lol btw, of course she married this idiot -- obviously she's into abusive guys. Her dad was probably an asshole... she's not equipped to end that cycle. Could be a brilliant match

I would blow a load directly into her ass after poundong her doggie style for an hour

Seven million dollars is a lot to pay for sex with this shameless, gold-digging career prostitute. Mr Belafonte is going to end up picking up a huge tab.

I have a serious confession to make. I have caused all of this sites problems and the problems of the 346 people who visit this site. I installed porn on the kraziherpezkelli link on all these pages. When you click it, it goes to www.lemonparty.org/, which is three old men having sex with each other. It was an inside joke between a few of us and I also sent krazihottkelli fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I hope Superfish isn't mad at me. I 'm sure you people can fix your own computers.

whoa, look at that healthy smoker mommy. for sure she's looking for what's best for hers and Eddie's daughter... or could a 9M mansion help her quit??? f!lthy b!tch!!!

That's just plain ole nasty!

she' doing what I'd do after havinf his kid or any kid
I will confess this site has taught me to NEVER have a baby the guy cN ADOPT OR GET A SURRAGATE
i love being 19 :) with perky boobs and a great ass~

tranny spice,she looka like a man,how bout those ass scars?musta been bootin smack

Scary spice looks good now since she has been 'Dancing with the stars'. I must admit, she looks tired on those pictures. I do feel if I were a man, she would get on my nerves. Eddie had his fun and ran like the wind. He has to many children anyway. What was he thinking? or wait a minute, he wasn't. He already has 5 children by his wife, two others by to different women (one born before he married, one born during his marriage), now Scary Spice. I hope Scary is done having children and I hope Eddie gets snipped.

@3 The areas above, below and to the sides of the area between her boobs are no picnic either.