Aug 16 2007Salma Hayek still really pregnant

her nickname is DAMN!

She isn't pregnant. Those are more mexicans in her stomach that she's sneaking across the border.

...looks like they're hiding in her tits too...

"she with pretty and with swimming gait" she looks awesome.

FIFTH!

someone run up and pop her please.

#2 you stupid fuck. She isn't even Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit.

HOLY TETA'S.

#7 you're right....... she's way too hot to be mexican.

#7, sorry mike but she's half Mexian and half Lebanese.

Well there is my troll #7. Oh well.

OOOP! Pot-Calling-Kettle-Black Alert at #7..............yes, she is too Mexican. Get your fuckin stupid ass story right if you are going to say stupid shit to someone saying stupid shit.

FRIST e-mail please.........please.........please.

Jessical Biel is gonna get naked in a movie and you give us a pregnant woman??????
JESSICAL BIEL IS GONNA GET NAKED! THAT'S HEADLINE NEWS WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/Artists/B/Biel_Jessica/2007/08/16/4422711-ca.html?2598593dcfde41e18c38d03f98d19d56

You always say every pregnant, famous woman is the largest pregnant, famous woman you've ever seen, until the next one comes along. You really are a fish with a very short memory.

she's gorgeous.

#7--So if she was born in Mexico, and raised in Mexico, what does that make her? Yugoslavian?

she's giving birth to britney spears.

#7 Mike you ignorant pussified bitch. IF she was born in MEXICO, speaks SPANISH, and sounds SPANISH, then where is she from? I think you need to hop in her pussy and take your dumb ass back across the border TOO. Undeley biznitch!!

#7 is a racist and an idiot

Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4]

#7 Ummm hey Mike this is Salma's background from Wikipedia..

Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico to Sami Hayek, a Mexican oil company executive, and Diana Jiménez, an opera singer.[4] Hayek's paternal grandparents were Mexicans of Lebanese-Assyrian descent, while her mother is of Spanish descent.[5] Reflecting her Assyrian heritage, her first name literally means ‘peace’ or ‘calm’ in Aramaic. Raised in a wealthy, devoutly Catholic family, she was sent to the Academy of the Sacred Heart, Grand Coteau, Louisiana, at the age of 12. She was also an accomplished gymnast aspiring to compete in the Olympics but her father prevented her from being recruited by the Mexican national team[6]. The religious sisters running the Academy ejected Hayek citing behavioral problems, so she returned to Mexico. She was later sent to live with her aunt in Houston, Texas, where she stayed until she was 17. She attended college in Mexico City, where she studied International Relations at the Universidad Iberoamericana. To the chagrin of her family, she dropped out to pursue a career as an actress.

Do you see where it says she was born in MEXICO? Now YOU sit YOUR stupid ass the fuck down someplace MIKE. Hahahahahhaaa

#20, yes #7 is a racist idiot. I on the other hand and the real MIKE, somebody was trolling me again. Oh well. Don't get me mixed up the troll.

Yea #7 is obviously a racist. A memeber of the Tan Klan. Probably in this country illegally too. #7 Are you an anchor baby, a child molester, or a drug mule? I'm curious.

Son of a bitch, I can't make sense of a sentence today if I tried.

Well, Mike seems to have very deftly won the title as Post Asshole this round.......nice job.

how is #7 a racist again

To ALL of you, YEAH SO WHAT if I'm a racist idiot. I don't like n1ggers, jews, spics, fat people, old people or anyone on this site. FUCK YOU ALL.

@#14: when I read that earlier today I was in heaven. I hope she opts to allow the extra 'racier' shots into the picture too. Biel...mmmm...Biel.

Salama Hayak looks like a football team is brewing in her gut. That sure isn't a child.

http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/

#25.....I am Mike......#7 is a loser douche bag.

Holy hooters! I'd motorboat them regardless of where she comes from... one guess where i come from....... My weiner!

#27 is the troll asshole again. Again that isn't me.

#26 I don't need any nuthangers dude. I don't need you sticking up for ME so back off gay boy ass bandit!!

How do we know you're not a troll saying you're not a troll? hmmmm???????

I like to suck cock and play in my ass.

I'll suck your cock for a quarter.

Ahoy thar, it's the H.M.S. Selma!

JRZMOMMY, I am not going to post anymore. So the fuck who keep trolling can have the name Mike. I will be on later with a new name. Why the fuck would I be trolling myself? That makes no sense.

hmmmm....#34.......real mike?

I'm wearing my mother's period crusted underwear.

just call yourself Not Mike's Troll

@33 I was binging to wonder if you were a troll on the last post being so nice to TT. But I could tell it was really you

She's pregnant. Of course she'll put on some weight, she's eating for 2 people.

See you can see the stupid fuckin troll typing immature ignorant comments.

Emma can I EAT YOU?

The fact that she can stand is a testament to the human body..
..
And, are those tits going to explode or what?

Bite Me.....you know who I am right? FRIST knows too.

It's me now JRZMOMMY and can I admit something to you? I think you're the fattest, sloppiest, dirtiest fucking bitch I've even encountered. Seriously. And I never liked you....

Hey Mike who did you piss off? Have you gotten any e-mail?

FRIST you're a faggot. I know it's YOU and JRZMOMMY trolling me. Quit it guys

Hey you dipshit troll, let's see how long you can keep posting under my new name. JRZ, watch the stupid ass troll.

#49, if you knew FRIST, you wouldn't call her a faggot, you stupid fuck, everybody knows the real me and the stupid fuck that you are.

My wife's pussy hangs so low, it drags the ground picking up loose change and small animals..

Cut it out you fucking faggots!! I'm gonna cry like a bitch in a minute :( **sob, sob.**

#48, Bite Me, no e-mail from you. But talked to FRIST a little today.

Stupid fuckin troll you can't keep up. Come on sorry piece of shit.

That is what I was talking about

Umm, lmao. Hey Mike I'm done fucking with you now. You don't have to sit at the computer all day like a first class internet bitch, trying to figure out who I am and keep changing your names. I'll leave you alone now. Fucking crybaby bitch. Lol.

The internet is like a place where people who get shit on, on a daily basis, can lash out at the world for the unfortunate condition they are in.

the shorter and curvier, the FATTER they get baby....poor thing.

Cry baby? Nobody is crying so do suck a fat cock.

Damn Mike, what did you do to Goodman to piss him off so much?

Not one got damn thing. Douche rod just started on me. Oh fuckin well. No big deal.

you are all annoying .... especially you mike

Hillary Clinton just changed the name of her book to "It Takes a Nursing Salma Hayek to Raise a Small Village"

#63 Shels blow me. Half those posts weren't me. So go eat a fat dick.

I feel like I've been ass raped or something. I just feel so violated. People coming on here on my names. Fucking douches. ** sob sob**

I'm not trolling anyone, God who the fuck has time for that. I'm packing my goddamn office up and getting ready to move tomorrow. But thanks for thinking about me!!!!

I'm going over to my mommy's house now and suck on her tit a while. That always makes me feel better.

FRIST why don't you pack your pussy up in a box too, seeing as how it isn't good for anything. DON'T get an attitude with me!! You're not the one being victimized here so you don't know how I fucking feel you twat bitch!!

I did think of you FRIST, but you haven't e-mailed me in a while. Get on and respond to my e-mail. I need a question answered.

mike .. why dont you just shut up ??

Bite Me fucking cut it out you putrified douche bag son of a bitch!!

#69 wasn't me by the way FRIST. You know who is me and who isn't.

i'm not the troll so....

#71 Shels, why don't you just put a fat cock in your mouth? Or in your hand better yet so you can't type anymore.

..ok, yes I am. Lol!!

the site really needs to fix some of it's problems racist hicks,spyware, troll's, "first" posters

why dont you mike?? you seem to know what your talking about

Okay, I usually find this guy's comments at least mildly amusing, but I really don't get his obsession with ripping on Salma Hayek. She is a tiny little woman with huge boobs to begin with ... what did you expect her to look like pregnant? The only way for a woman to not look fat when she is pregnant is if she's anorexic like Nicole Richie to begin with.

#77 I agree. I think the FISH, or whoever runs this fuckin site, needs to have a sign up, where you need to create a userid and password. That would eliminate the fuckin douche rod trolls who have nothing better to do.

the troll is gay

Big and pregnant aside, she is still a very beautiful woman. Forty and hot.....one hell of a combination!

what would you do with your pathetic little life then?

@80 word

#80 .. mike ... its obvious you havent got anything better to do

#79 ... i agree

Thank you for getting back on topic and leaving me alone.

I really think that she is having a litter of puppies. One baby can't be that big. Maybe she'll name the little boy -"Tank".

Duh!
There you go again.

#85, what the hell are you on about? Can't you get it through your thick head that somebody is trolling me? So lay off, and leave me the fuck alone, if you don't like what I say, don't read it, simple enough for you to handle? Or you need a better explanation of what to do?

A better explaination would be nice shit-stain.

hey troll-bitch what'd Mike ever do you to you

mike, are you wearing white and in a padded room?? if not you should be ... your loopy

#92, do you even know what the fuck a troll is? You are fuckin lost. Don't post in here if you don't know what the fuck is going on. Don't fuckin make comments to people if you don't know what is going on. Obviously you are lost in life.

#90, how about using spell check? Explanation, not explaination

This is really strange. I am not getting trolled today. WTC!!!

hey troll-bitch what'd Mike ever do you to you

He fucks me sometimes when I'm lonely.

you??

im going anyway ... you are so not worth my time

#95 Bite Me! I am today like fuck, but oh well. So haven't gotten an e-mail from you in a while. And haven't gotten one from FRIST in a few hours either. Guess she is still packing.

that dress makes her boobies look incredibly huge, more than they already are.

at least she's carrying that big-ass bag around in case she pops the kid out, she'll have something to carry it in.

hey troll does your mom fuck silently at night with a dildo while i'm on top of her

I like to fuck chickens!

#101........what the fuck? LMAO

#103
What are you laughing at fuckhead?

#104 Ridiculous comments. What else do you think you stupid cum bubble?

Where do you live?

that's what I thought.

you see i'm the real deal this guy posted at the same time i did

i'm leaving for now goodnight

See ya nagger!

Finally, the voices in my head have stopped.

42. Emma - August 16, 2007 6:04 PM

She's pregnant. Of course she'll put on some weight, she's eating for 2 people.
_________________________________________________________________

What two people is she eating for, Rosie O' Donnell and Michael Moore?

Jesus Deep Fried Christ, she's el grande with this kid.

# 42
really ?

Salma is one sexy prego.

>

Doesn't that make her a Veracruiser? Or maybe a Coatzacoalcoaster? Isn't it weird how she was born to a man with the same last name as hers?

WORST.
COMMENTS.
EVER.

Who will deliver first Bridget or Selma?

Who's Bridget?

Oh shit!
The latest new is that Clinton is gay.
I guess they're going to try to sweep all the minority groups.

#119
So, What.

He, or she, is probably saying that they don't like faggots.
Most normal thinking people feel this way.

FAT.

I'm not sure her fiance still wants to marry her now. This is one reason why one should get married before getting pregnant - the guy will be more willing to commit when the girl is not huge.

Dang! She could be having twins there.

Anyway, she looks good. Nice shoes and dress. No cankles either like Britney.

You go, Salma! You are one beautiful lady.

My cavalier king charles spaniel is smaller than her right nipple.

One day she's just going to burst and hundreds of babies will come flying out on a wave of blood. Until that day I'd gladly spend a week or so climbing over that huge belly to reach those beautiful tits.

are you guys serious? you think she looks that bad? ive seen worse.

Hard to believe she is wearing those heels. Wow. Does she not care about the dozen bunch inside her tummy?

Yea, great bod and tits, even with baby - but I'd like her more if she didn't come off like a total cunt sometimes. She's got that elitist attitude, I guess it comes from being born into the top 3% of Mexican money and power. Her father was an oil executive, her mother an opera singer!

I bet Paris Hilton spent more time among the "little people" growing up than this spoiled little princess ever did.

OK, off MIKE and onto EMMA all the way up at #42.

Let's be honest, she isn't really eating for 2 people, I hate it when chicks use that excuse. That baby is like 8 lbs so she's really eating for like 1.07 people. Not that she looks that bad, but the ones who do, and use that excuse, are stupid slackers.

Well maybe not necesarily stupid, but certainly slackers. Slackers with poor self control.

is she giving birth to triplets or something?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Jesus! Good Lord, it's like when baby spiders are finally breaking free, that's what her belly reminds me of, like it's going to pop and babies are just going to come crawling out, and those boobs, what are the ZZs?

I'm new here ... who is Mike?

superfish, you gotta get a new joke.. i know you're really funny, but i was thinking 'didn't he say the same thing about Naomi Watts?' maybe it was someone else.. i checked some other comments and number 15 (duster) confirmed it for me (that you always say that)
please get a new joke for the 'with child' ladies.. the last thing you want is perez gettin funnier than you.. i do know there isn't much chance of that cos are like soooo wayyy funnier, but really.... don't risk it.. he gets much more stuff but i come to you for the laughs

I think she looks incredibly hot. She looks even better topless these days.

Why is she wearing her curtains as a dress?

Talk about unflattering.

She's cloning Antonio Banderez. When she gives birth, "Pop", out will come a a fully grown Antonio Banderez from her Vah-J-J, saying, "I am puss in boots."

I'm pretty sure she's eating for her baby by eating other peoples' babies.

FIND EM

FUCK EM

AND FLEE

Ouch! Sucks to be her!

Well, I was going to b!tch about that Mike mofo, but it seems like everyone beat me to it!

Oh what the hell.

Whats your prob dude?? Seriously. Im all for Freedom Of Speech, but take your racist ass elsewhere. You arent just a racist, youre sizist. Youre a terrible person, and Im sure that your mother looks at you as a waste of precious sperm, that cum-guzzling slutbag!

And as for pregnant women eating for two, (some dude said above that it wasnt true) it sort of is like eating for two. They dont neccessarily mean LITERALLY that theyre eating FOR TWO PEOPLE, I think they just mean that they have the appetite for TWO. But I agree if they do mean eating for TWO people, because I think thats just an excuse to eat anything and everything they want.

Who cares, I dont really like pregnant bitches anyways.

Looks like the sperm was a Mini Cooper.

@58 So very true!
@64 LMAO!

47--that's cool, I've never liked you either. It's jerk offs like you that ruined this site.

Jrzmommy..........Good morning.

I'm glad I went when I did, such hate yesterday. Except between you and I.

And DAMN she's got some big tits. I would love to nurse on those.

Hey TT.....tell me about it. the anger and the hate.......*shudders* why can't they all just spread the love like us? Albeit one of us spreads a little more love than the other, in more ways than one, but I'm just sayin'................

Well said Jrzymommy, well said.

148 and 149 I lick both of you, I mean like, but hey why not lick also.

Holy crap

y'all are a bunch of fucking idiots. The lot of you...

Thanks nobody, that means a lot coming from you. I'm touched.

most women reach that size right at the end, they just don't go around in teeney dresses with their tits hanging out, what an attention grabbing cow!

Yawn....

She doesn't have a baby "bump", more like a baby MOUNTAIN, and BTW, why are we still on this post?
Oh, yeah, and she looked this way like 5 months ago, WTC???!!??

Jesus, that woman really got enormous, GIGANTIC BALLOONS, if you know what I mean? One thing's for sure: I just love it, right away!!

Aww.

She's all full of baby.

Holy good fucking grief- i wonder what damage this is gonna do to her "business"- it can't be easy birthin a camel.... just the hump is gonna cause some serious complications..

Man her pussy is gonna have to expand like a cave to fit that thru.

wtc fish, it's 10:30. i've been here since 9 with no work to do. I depend on you for entertainment. update already you lazy douche!

@159 Actually that's the next role she's gonna be starring in.... her pussy is gonna be the cave in the next batman sequal

That's not a baby in there, it's an alien parasite that will eventually pop out of her chest and infect every one of Hollywood's hottest starlets, including Tara Reid...oh the tragedy.

where did the hot sexy woman from ugly betty go to?!

was she all an illusion?

Is it the Macy's Day parade already? Where's Snoopy?

You gotta also realize how tiny she is to begin with, she doesn't have a lotta room to carry a baby anyway but OUT. Short petite women always look giganto when they're pregnant.

her silicon implants are going ot burst! i hope she will have a C-section, that baby must be 4kg! or is ist two of'em, like it's for usual when you habe a test-tube baby.
she is pretty old fpr the first kid, so the doc might have helped.
julia roberts had twins - i guess she was too old so she had an in vitro fertilisation or wahtever that is called. then she got two of'em. selma hayek ist getting probably two too :-)

@166 can you type all that again... i don't understand. thanks

Maybe she should try taking another dump.

Lovely Latina SALMA HAYEK encountered a dirty trick on the new season premiere of US TV prank show PUNK'D on Sunday night (06MAR05), when she was caught up in a restaurant stink.

The sexy actress was a victim of a practical joke, pulled on her by pal PENELOPE CRUZ and Punk'd host ASHTON KUTCHER at his Los Angeles restaurant Geisha House.

Hayek was dragged to the restroom by Cruz and an assistant to witness a large pile of excrement blocking the toilet, and when the trio tried to flush, the loo overflowed and the girls ran, giggling from the scene.

When they took their places at the table again, the girls were identified as the culprits of the mess and a manager was called to ask, "Which one of you did it?"

Another diner at a nearby table, who was in on the joke, then leaned across and told Hayek, "You're disgusting," prompting the concerned Mexican to state, "This is very very disturbing."

Eventually, Kutcher joined the girls at their table, leaving Hayek bemused and her friends giggling like schoolgirls.

#142 I don't like pregnant bitches either. They get on my friggin nerves.

She's gonna need a black guy after she gives birth to that thing. I mean her vagina is gonna be a size of a toilet bowl.

She IS a fucking Mexican so stfu dumbasses. Only Mexican women can get that huge while pregnant--that is the proof right there, so suck it damn Mexicans.

She had hundreds of stretch marks before getting pregnant. Now she'll look like a relief map of Uranus.

She looks like Jigglypuff.

#79 Nicole Richie could not have been anorexic; by definition anorexics can't get pregnant.

Looks like she is carrying the Duggar family in there. Lol @ #2.

# 164. That's focking funny! Lmao.

I find it funny that so many people on here are obviously racist and idiotic, but yet reprimand celebrities for their idiocy and racist remarks.

What a bunch of stupid hicks!

she looks fucking gorgeous. !!!!!

WOW! That is alout 20 yards of fabric blowing in the wind. It's like a solo traveling circus... not counting the litter.

I have a small penis.

Is she wearing a shower curtain?

To all of you who: don't like minorities...you are the ones who keep the fat, fake bleach blonde trailer trash baby's mommas at home while you jerk off to the exotic beauty at the store.
who call pregnant woman "fat": were probably beaten when you ate the last dish of peppermint bon bon by your own 250 pound pregnant mothers.

it's like she's pregnant with a fucking COW! i've seen pregnant women before but damn shes fat as helll..DAMN.

I'm a dumb minority and I honestly believe that all white women are fat and trashy while all minorities are thin and pretty. Making up stereotypes for whites is justified when I attack people who are stereotyping. There is no irony in that at all. Really. None at all. I'm fine with being a savage racist. It is great! I'm so fucking dumb I don't even know I'm a racist. Yay for crack! Inbreeding has made me this stupid, but I do love fucking my hot minority brother. mmmmm he puts the cock in me nice, deep, and soooo good. I love you brother! I love your cock all night.

ALL MEXICANS ARE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT.

Have you ever seen a pregnant woman? She looks healthy and beautiful. She looks like a real pregnant woman famous or not!

I don't care what country she came from...Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Argentina...it doesn't fucking matter. They're all Mexican. I bet she does have a good dozen beaners folded up in there. Because, honestly, I've never seen a woman of her stature grow that ginormous from carrying around a single fetus. I call bullshit. Either she's getting ready to pop out a litter of 15 or so, or she's smuggling either illegal beaners or a shitload of cocaine. No, I'm not racist. I just don't like foreigners who sneak into this country illegally and expect us to do a goddamn thing for them. Fuck them.

And for the record, I have 3 children of my own. I've also spent plenty of time around pregnant women of all races and body types, being from a town known in the area for its never-ending baby boom, as there's nothing to do here but fuck. And I still have never seen such a petite woman in such good shape grow so ridiculously huge. She looks like a cartoon. And frankly, gaining that much weight, for a woman that size, is NOT healthy. It's generally viewed as a sign of pre-eclampsia, which can be deadly for both mother and baby. Many women are hospitalized for it every year. I wouldn't be surprised, assuming that she may actually be pregnant, if her blood pressure's through the roof.

And most white women ARE trash. Not all...but most.

Kill Whitey!

Death to whites and Americans! Nationalism means racism for us!

“I hate everything that comes from the United States. I hate it with all my strength."

Only white people can be racist, duh.

Salma isn't Half Lebonese, she's Mexican born and raised and her Grandfather is Lebonese.

you guys are crazy

Big titties! She looks hot preggo. I'd hit both of them.

I eat poop. Does that mean I'm trash?

Ok how many of y'all wanna bet she'll get her body back after the pregnancy? LOL

ya valio verga otra mexicana que se quedo gorda despues de dar luz, el curse del mexicano

She looks GORGEOUS to me. And to any idiot putting her down, just admit that you would give ANYTHING for a night with this Latina beauty. YUMMY!

Erin says: "No, I'm not racist. I just don't like foreigners who sneak into this country illegally and expect us to do a goddamn thing for them. Fuck them."

You aren't just racist, but you are illiterate, inbred and stupid as well.

And Salma is one of the world's most beautiful women. Let's guess what YOU looked like after you squeezed out your three inbred puppies?

So please, go back to your episode of Jerry Springer and for the love of this nation, STOP BREEDING.

I met her on the set of a film when I was assigned for makeup. She is very fond of her Assyrian side, but her mother is Spanish not Aztec Mexican. Her mom is a Spaniard. So yeah she was Mexican born, but this chick is also proud of her middle Eastern side. If she wasnt she wouldnt have mentioned it or kept her stage name.

The writer obviously needs to get a life and get out more. Seriously. Go out and actually pay attention. I've seen petite Asian-American women who get bigger than Salma. You obviously have never had a baby yourself, and until you do you can stick your head back up your rearend, where it obviously came from. Have you actually even ever known anyone who was pregnant?

It's simple, people. Don't open your mouth and spew your ignorant hateful garbage until you've walked a mile in other people's moccasins.

and ditto #199

you guys r fucked up its just a picture damn