Aug 8 2007Rumer Willis picks good film roles
I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for why Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis' daughter) is dressed like this. And it's simple really: every single person working on her new film has lost their damn mind.
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1. James - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
hot
2. Shut Up! - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
FIST!
3. scarlett - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
FRST
damn !!!!
4. Bite Me! - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
Where are the frontal shots?
5. scarlett - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
FIRST
damn !!!!
6. Arch - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
Looks like a German porn flick.
7. wedgeone - August 8, 2007 12:08 PM
That's got to be the strangest costume ever invented. But she's looking awfully good there.
8. scarlett - August 8, 2007 12:08 PM
@4 lolz!!!!!!!!!
9. Conan O'Brien - August 8, 2007 12:09 PM
She's the first one of my running "If They Mated" bit that actually came true. Poor thing.
10. Crap Tonight - August 8, 2007 12:10 PM
Did she get some of that chin removed or have they photoshopped half her face off (the ugly half)
11. flavio - August 8, 2007 12:10 PM
that things gotta come off sometime...hopefully they keep the cameras rolling
12. combustion8 - August 8, 2007 12:11 PM
She dropped out of college for this? Smart move.
13. Darwin - August 8, 2007 12:11 PM
Nice jawline - maybe she could rent out some of that space. I didn't realize you could inherit 2 people's jaws at the same time.
14. Duchess of Dork - August 8, 2007 12:11 PM
Oooooookay.............
15. Texas Tranny - August 8, 2007 12:15 PM
@6 I think your right.
Even I don't have an outfit like that.
She can use the ruler in hand on me anytime.
16. Lovely - August 8, 2007 12:17 PM
She looks like a bulldog in a tin can... Maybe she's the spokesperson for Degenerative spine disease??
17. WhereSheShops - August 8, 2007 12:18 PM
Yeah, this movie and Jessica Simpson's movie are competing for worst film of the year!
18. jrzmommy - August 8, 2007 12:18 PM
That's one talented family........
19. suckitsilverman87 - August 8, 2007 12:19 PM
cant tell whether im turned on or not....
20. suckitsilverman87 - August 8, 2007 12:19 PM
nope, still looks like a tranny...
21. Rumer - August 8, 2007 12:20 PM
How can anyone deny my hotness???
22. Texas Tranny - August 8, 2007 12:21 PM
@20.....Not very nice.
23. ☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ - August 8, 2007 12:22 PM
☼☼4=BiteMe☼☼
I promize..if U zend a pic of U...I'll zend U one...
24. Stix - August 8, 2007 12:24 PM
is that a rear view mirror?
25. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - August 8, 2007 12:25 PM
I believe this is a porn spoof titled "Naughty School Girls Lost In Space". Britney Spears does a superb job as BlowJobba the Hun.
26. Adina - August 8, 2007 12:27 PM
"Orthotics are designed to help provide support to weak muscles and lessen the risk of joint deformity.(http://www.childrenshospital.org/clinicalservices/Site1166/mainpageS1166P5sublevel8.html)
This is actually a devise created for someone with a physical disability, perhaps Cerebral Palsy, Muscular Dystrophy, or Quadrapalegia. This devise is created to help keep posture so that a person can sit in a wheelchair for transport. Why not keep it stylin!?!
27. MrSemprini - August 8, 2007 12:27 PM
Looks normal for an S&M flick. She's on the punishment chair!! Not as good as water bondage but it has potential.
28. Malffy Hernandes - August 8, 2007 12:27 PM
Where are her boobs?
29. Texas Tranny - August 8, 2007 12:32 PM
@27......It would be better if there was a dildo attached to the chair.
30. yolatengo - August 8, 2007 12:36 PM
between her underbite and her 'too small nose for her rest of her face' this chick makes me want to slap her
31. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - August 8, 2007 12:37 PM
Adina, #26 i'm sure most everyone here is aware of this device for medical conditions, probably most of us have even had a friend or two with scoliosis. However, i seriously doubt this picture has anything to do with that, so let us have our fun, ok Doc?
32. richinhouston - August 8, 2007 12:39 PM
Wow, I never new Demi had an affair with Jay Leno.
33. somewhereinthemiddle - August 8, 2007 12:39 PM
Look what happens when you give a bedazzler to a cripple.
34. Jackie - August 8, 2007 12:41 PM
She looks like she has a man's chest.
35. ash - August 8, 2007 12:42 PM
where are her boobies? .... put that in your pipe and smoke it. wow, she almost looks like a real person. i dont even know the name of this movie or what the hell she's wearing, but im probably sure i'll wait until it comes to dvd, assuming it isnt already a straight to dvd film. because from this one, i'd expect nothing less.
36. JC - August 8, 2007 12:48 PM
this has Oscar written all over it, 2 thumbs up !
37. sexy scarlett - August 8, 2007 12:55 PM
Go here for a slight side-view booby shot....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/07/rumer-willis-dunce-cap/
You're Welcome :)
38. star69 - August 8, 2007 12:56 PM
She looks halfway decent in this picture, regardless of the crazy, pointless outfit. Amazing what an ugly litter Demi an Bruce produced. All chin and bizarre, pointy features. But the worst part is, ugly as a goblin or or not, they will be around for a long time on the screen. Daddy and mommy helping out getting all those roles stolen from talented actors who don't have rich and famous parents.
39. Starscanfrighten - August 8, 2007 12:56 PM
That poor thing.
40. Starscanfrighten - August 8, 2007 12:57 PM
Regardless of this picture, there are just so many things wrong here.
41. Starscanfrighten - August 8, 2007 12:58 PM
Regardless of the CONTEXT of the picture.
42. jus'stupid - August 8, 2007 1:08 PM
What the hell is this all about? Why is this even a picture? i'm frightened.
43. sevenandaswitchblade - August 8, 2007 1:11 PM
I had this same dream last night. Bruce WIllis was a young woman with a thing for fetish wear and I was his task master. I woke up with vomit in my mouth...again.
44. Shallow Val - August 8, 2007 1:12 PM
It's Jay Leno's illegitimate daughter. What is up with that Hapsburg chin, yo?
She looks like she's really into herself. A Leo, ugh. How much ya wanna bet she's fucking Ashton? I TOTALLY see that .
45. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - August 8, 2007 1:14 PM
um Star69 (#38), i kinda doubt this role was stolen from anybody talented - unless by 'talented', you mean in a Jenna Jamison kind of talent.
46. haroof - August 8, 2007 1:17 PM
Rumer's hot.
Lovin this chick.
47. Mrs. Buttersworth - August 8, 2007 1:23 PM
Leave Rumer alone! Her jawline is perfect . . . perfect for grinding small woodland creatures into a fine paste.
48. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 8, 2007 1:33 PM
16, my bulldog is outraged at your comment!
49. theShizaan - August 8, 2007 1:40 PM
where are the other pictures...you know, the ones showing her reaction after Ashton jumps out to tell her she's been punked!
50. Italian Stallion - August 8, 2007 1:40 PM
Rumor has it, wait, no she doesn't......................
51. Christ on a Crotch - August 8, 2007 1:49 PM
Remember y'all, those who are over 30, when Demi was in General Hospital, she was practically flat chested. Well not flat, but Demi does not have a large rack at all (naturally, that is).
PS - I was 15 when i watched GH, and I grew out of it a year later. Soaps are for Dopes. (I just made that up, hahaha)
52. lambman - August 8, 2007 1:51 PM
She KINDA looks A LITTLE TINY BIT like her mother there.
It must really suck to be 19 and have a mother who is a million times hotter than you, and to look exactly like your bald father.
53. adeliza - August 8, 2007 1:53 PM
Sadly to say, the Bruce/Demi combo did not produce attractive offspring.
It must suck to be those kids.....
54. Patrick - August 8, 2007 2:03 PM
This is the ugliest bitch I have ever seen
55. Maria - August 8, 2007 2:18 PM
What in the good-fuck-lollipop is this?
Well, I must admit... she kinda looks like Kiera Knightly--in other words--sorta attractive.
56. ddd - August 8, 2007 2:43 PM
If only they could trick Paris or Shitney into wearing that
57. Bite Me! - August 8, 2007 2:46 PM
That's excellent Steamer posture.
58. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag - August 8, 2007 2:47 PM
#56, i'd be satisfied if they could trick paris or britney into wearing underwear.
59. Valkyrie - August 8, 2007 2:51 PM
PEOPLE, take a look at her younger sisters, esp. the middle one. The good looks actually come from the Willis side.
60. VAlkyrie - August 8, 2007 2:54 PM
Sorry People, I think I'm wrong. Jeez the little one was so cute when she was small. They all have that potato chin, yeesh.
I stand corrected.
61. kelly - August 8, 2007 3:00 PM
ewww!
put it away!
62. York - August 8, 2007 3:04 PM
Bruce must be so proud.
63. Jim Treacher - August 8, 2007 3:07 PM
She's got mommy's chest and daddy's jaw. Oh boy.
64. New - August 8, 2007 3:11 PM
the little one is actually cute, but she looks like joaquin phoenix :S
65. Kamiki - August 8, 2007 3:28 PM
This is one ugly broad - better suited to a career in radio than film.
66. Chauncey Gardner - August 8, 2007 3:31 PM
She's not that bad looking, for someone who shot out of Hudson's Cawk.
67. wedgeone - August 8, 2007 4:13 PM
How funny would the irony be if Rumer won an Oscar for this performance, leaving Lindsay Lohan in the closet of her room at rehab, crying and screaming "THAT ROLE WAS MINE, DAMMIT!"
68. volcaniceruption - August 8, 2007 4:18 PM
im pretty sure shes playing a role in an upcoming porno entitled "I'll try to measure your cock while its in my mouth" b/c the thing in front of her face is for guys to put their dicks on while she measures them with the ruler thats in her hand
69. no1justminda - August 8, 2007 4:36 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
70. hmm - August 8, 2007 5:12 PM
She looks like an ugly version of Keira Knightley in that pic.
71. Bruce Willis - August 8, 2007 5:27 PM
Not attractive.
72. ssdd - August 8, 2007 6:14 PM
She looks like a skinny Jay Leno in drag to me.
73. JT60 - August 8, 2007 6:24 PM
Based on the look of the costume (and what I've seen on other sites), Rumer is in the new untitled Anna Faris movie. A friend of mine auditioned for the same role. Now that I've seen this picture, I'm sure my friend is thanking her lucky stars she got passed over in favour of Rumer...
74. joflo - August 8, 2007 6:25 PM
why wasn't this picked as a "so freakin hot"?
75. gossipmonger - August 8, 2007 7:09 PM
My first thought when I glanced at this was that it was Kiera Knightley...
76. TJ - August 8, 2007 7:13 PM
Eeew. Not a good profile. Oh well--her daddy is sklorfing a chick her age. Eeew.
77. **<><>kraziherpezkelli<><>** - August 8, 2007 7:18 PM
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78. buzz_clik - August 8, 2007 7:51 PM
It can only be some sort of Saw parody. Which is nowhere near as horrifying a concept as trying to deduce what type of genitalia lies 'twixt her legs. Ugh. Seriously, she looks like John Cleese in drag, only I don't have a boner in this instance.
79. S - August 8, 2007 11:33 PM
Ok, something about this bitch's face and the expressions she makes makes me just wanna punch her face in. Her in the outfit, I just want to kick her face in too after I punch it.
Lol, I'm normall not violent, but GOD her face is just so irritating. Especially in the pic where she's sucking on a condom. What a freaken tool this girl is.
80. ☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ - August 8, 2007 11:59 PM
77/ U crack me up......and I know who U r.....☻
81. George - August 9, 2007 3:05 AM
She is the ugliest thing on this planet.
Why are all celebrity spawn stupid, and none of them even try to get another career other than follow their parents. I thought that they all go to the best schools that money can buy. Oh, yeah, that's it, I forgot you can't buy an education, you have to earn it. No wonder, they are all dunces. Well, at least we know what she is and she knows what she is......
82. AmandaGee - August 9, 2007 3:17 AM
i think she's pretty.
this goes along with a film, but i can't recall who's it is, when i read about it, it was un-named.
anyone know?
83. piedlourde - August 9, 2007 7:33 AM
Yikes! At first glance, I thought that that was Kiera Knightley.
84. Tessa - August 9, 2007 9:19 AM
# 79 I'd bunch her too. She's disgusting
85. John - August 9, 2007 10:30 AM
81
How stupid are you. It doesn't matter what your education is. What job other than acting can you make as much money when you have no marketable still and have as much fun and free time doing it. They would be mad not to use their contacts, Bruce and Demi's money will only last so long.
As for her winning roles over talented actors - give me a break, stage actor requires some skill. Acting in movies/TV just requires a good director/script.
BTW - Comment 13, Very funny, I was crying tears of laughter.
86. Robert - August 9, 2007 11:29 AM
Hollywood has too many family members getting free rides into acting careers, this girl is ugly as shit
87. Lucky#13 - August 9, 2007 11:35 AM
She looks like Keira Knightley in those photos.
88. Lucky#13 - August 9, 2007 11:36 AM
*She looks like Keira Knightley in that photo.
89. Gesh02 - August 9, 2007 1:01 PM
So this is what talentless, fugly celebutards do with their free time. Demi might want to summon one of her plastic surgeons asap.
90. Smoke - August 9, 2007 8:55 PM
Maybe it's Barbarella.
91. ☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ - August 10, 2007 12:26 AM
thiz ugly bitch lookz like her mom...and her mom zhould keep her outta the
buzinezz...people will juzt reject her az they did her mom...uzelezz piece of
zhit...everyone knowz zhez fuckin kelzo...
92. Arden - August 10, 2007 4:21 AM
Jezus. She looks like Buzz Lightyear. What a face!
93. TR - August 10, 2007 9:21 AM
Weird how two attractive people can give produce offspring that looks like a transvestite. Someone on here said she was hot?? uh no, not debatable either. Unless women with testicles is considered attractive. Also Im not sure why her being in some shitty movie is a surprise. Especially considering her father has been in some of the biggest Hollywood blockbuster pieces of dog shit ever. It's hard to find someone more famous who makes worse movies than Bruce Willis. Werd out.