Aug 13 2007Paris Hilton throws a bikini party

I'm speachless

Why in the fuck can't she at least afford some sexy shoes. Those fuckin shoes she has on are old lady shoes.

!!! NEWS FLASH !!!
Paris likes to take it up the ass.
According to an "insider".... or should I say an "inside-her".

@2 or tranny shoes :-)

how can anyone look at her and think about sex when she has herpes, I guess if you have herpes its OK then

Malibu Stacey!

It wasn't a "bikini party". It was an "Attention Everyone! Look at me!!" party.

I'm surprised that she didn't hire someone to make a sand sculpture for her shaped like a Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Narcissistic Beyotch!

Oompa Loompa

Is she about the teleport a Wonka bar?
Using Wonkavision of course.

I don't get it... shouldn't she be building homeless shelters or washing the feet of recently released female cons? I thought jail time changed her, but this looks like the same old Paris.

She has beautiful skin but her jawline is...weird here. And her hair is kinda whack, too. Still she looks very happy and who wouldn't be happy living the life of complete luxury with practically no worries at all.

#11 It looks like her cheek implants fell (See Awful Plastic Surgery.com) but thats a Paul Bunyan jaw for sure.

I could never get enough bikini pictures of Paris.

Man ... EVEN WITH HEALS... LONG WAISTED!

OK face still, but the WIDER she gets....
THE SHORTER the legs!

She looks like she is "riding the chicken"

That guy in the background must be gay. How can Paris Hilton's ass be right there, and you not look at it, buddy? I don't care how skanky she is.

Pretty bikini

#6 That's what I was gonna say. Or something to that effect, anyway.
Whatever I'm still wondering about that rat she's holding.....poor rat...

HEY YOU!!!! You have mail!!!

And also, quit knocking canned sparkling wine! I'd drink it!

But then again I'll drink just about anything as long as there's alcohol in it.

I enjoy my box-o-wine

#20 Jim, that is gay, drinking wine.

#19, my last and final dying wish is to see you in a bikini. When can that happen?

Victor, That was a joke. I don't drink wine. Or at least not very often. I drink beer in glass bottles. And I second your final dying wish.

Wine.........Who wants wine?

Doesn't she ever wash her hair. Her bangs are starting to look like pudding. And why is her dog pink. What did she do to him?

@24 That is not a dog. That is one of Paris's tampons

The big white tranny pumps really make the outfit
she's been covering her fat ass all summer with shorts.
you can even see cellulite on her breasts.
all that Taco Bell finally catching up?

Her dog looks like it is contemplating suicide in one of the bottom pictures...

FRIST...........what about making me and Jim happy? Please.....I don't usually beg, but am willing to do so now.

I just wish every aspect of the media would just suddenly start ignoring her....treating her as the talentless nobody she really is. I wish Super would refuse to comment on the douchebag anymore. It's exactly what she wants. And who gives a fuck about her and her little parties?

#29, I totally agree. If fucks would quit reporting on her, should just fall off the face of this earth.

What a cunning plan - pointing a camera at the paparazzi. They'll probably be stunned except for whispering to each other "why the fuck has she got the flash on?"

29 & 30:

They already tried that, remember? No one noticed that she was gone. A bunch of other vapid cretins took her place...

http://celebrities.netscape.com/story/2007/03/05/paris-hilton-boycott/

Boy boy boy boy boy thats is some fine azz white pussy.

Victor and Bite Me, it's not that exciting, trust me. I'm no Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. But, maybe I'll get one taken next week and put it on my Space just for laughs...maybe I'll even rent a rat to hold and put on stupid ugly gigantic sunglasses

DEFIFNITELY gonna get me some canned champagne, though....
That would be drunk of me not to.

I agree with all the posts
I think your cute, and u seem kinda shy but i love u for whats on the inside

She looks good enough to shag rotten here.

black cobra i dont believe that you are really a black kid, i think maybe your a white kid pretending to be black??

@ #5 They have pills for that now.No big deal anymore...

she hadn't her nails done

her face looks old in some of the pictures, but what do u expect she is an old woman, i am much younger, and im intelligent, i have brains and body something she will never have

FRIST if we wanted a picture of Lindsay or Paris in a bikini all would would have to do is copy one of them off the Fish. I for one like a women with some meat on her and a little cleavage. Not one that is so skinny she has to run around in the show to get wet

FRIST, I love meat on my women. I love your cleavage FRIST. I would die to get a glimpse of you in a bikini FRIST. I am like so in love with you. Something about you intrigues me. Oh well enough dreaming.

what if you break my heart?
how can i truzt u?
i dont even know u?
u have to tell me about u firzt

http://kokshoor.com/opinion/Superficial_Hollywood_bullshit_is_responsible_for_the_decline_of_western_society

This is my opinion about all things celeb. Let me know what you think.

i love the pics where she pretends like she knows how to read.

#44 Haven't you drowned yet?

#9
That's hilarious. She does look like she has those stupid Willie Wonka glasses on.

Kelly Osbourne called. She wants her jawline back.

Well that's flattering and all, wait. why are you guys calling me meaty?!???

@47........Interesting name there.

Kelli, are you teasing these nice folks again, you naughty little minx?

Come over here and let ol' Bill give you a 'pardon', presidential style.

@47................. I never did learn to masturbate left-handed.

I did not say meaty! I said "meat" as opposed to skin and bones like the skanks on here

No FRIST, I am not calling you meaty. I am saying you have some meat on your bones. Unlike sick ass Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole. Just love your hot body. Sorry if I am being too honest, but I love your body, and would love to see you in a bikini.

Shhhhhhhh Bite Me. I am trying to hit on FRIST........lol.

Ya'll can have a 3-way.

@56 No problem Victor, I will tell her tonight at dinner

#58 you fucker........lol. If you are seriously going to see her at dinner, I am damn jealous. I wish I could meet her one day.

@56 or would you rather I wait until tomorrow morning when she wakes up?

Yeah, no one ever called me "Bones" before...thank God

I guess it's vodka for dinner again.....

#60, I envy you. Oh well, no problem.

FRIST, what kind of Vodka you like, I can be right there, with whatever you want.

Victor, what happened to the chick I gave you the e-mail address for?

Great, ugly people hitting on each other. Get a room, bitches!

Bit me, shut up.......you know you were fucking with me. I don't need you to find me girls. I can find my own. I just like FRIST a lot.

#65 Skip Smith.....hmmmmmmm wonder who is ugly? You? Because you won't post a picture? Stupid sorry fuck.

Victor, I was not fucking with you. She was for real. I had nothing to do with any of that except for finding her e-mail address for you.

Really I was not jacking you around

#65 Uh uh, I'm pretty. My mom even said so!

Mom's are always right.

er that would be moms plural...

whatever...Bite Me!!!

#69........wooooohoooooooo FRIST you are 69. Wanna?

Dear Victor, FRIST, Bite ME and whoever else is involved in this waste of comment space.
they have this wonderful invention now called email. You can send messages to each other all day. That way everybody else doesn't have to waste their time reading your rediculous retarded inside comments.
In other words, Fuck off.

#67, WTF are you talking about? If you want to see my picture, just click on my name.

You must be new to the internet ...

@65 What the fuck kind of name is skippy? It is a name that a mother gives her boy when she knows he is going to grow up to be a homo!!

im kinda shy……….
tell me about your past boyfriends, and wat ur seeking in a guy, and ill tell u if i have those qualities

#72

A-fuckin-men.

FRIST, and BITE ME, can I have your e-mail addresses so I can e-mail you both, so I don't have to bother anybody on here?

If not Splooge is going to splooge his man juice in his mother's mouth if I don't.

@72 First, fuck you!! Second, maybe if the fish would post something worth commenting on, we would. This is the same trash that has been on her week after week. Third , FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

#76 a-fuckin-men? Makes no sense but oh well.

What do you want from a "Skippy"

#78........well said.

i want to FUCK paris hilton

>>"#76 a-fuckin-men? Makes no sense but oh well."

Wow.

#83......yes........"A-Fuckin-Men" makes no sense. Try some English courses.

Victor. That' sily. When would I have time to splooge in my mother's mouth, when your sister has her lips wrapped around my meat all day long.
Bite Me. Please excuse my vast ignorance, but, based on my limited knowledge and schooling, your first and thrd point seem to be the same thing. Perhaps you could spare a moment of your valuable time and elucidate the exact parameters on how these two witty repartee comments differ from each other. Thanks so much.

Anyone want to explain "A-fuckin-men" to Victor?

A demon Slayer zhouldnt be zhy, they need to be brave, anywayz I havent had any boyfriendz, well not real onez anywayz, but the thingz I like in guyz just ztuff like good looks, he can be popular, and strong and sexy. Are u like thiz???

Hey I didn’t zpell your name with a Z thatz how much I like u

# 47. ambidextroushandjob
I CAN NEVER DROWN
IM A ZURFER GIRL WE NEVER DROWN

52. Bill Clinton
I THINK U ZHOULD FOCUZ ON HILIARY CLINTON AND FORGET ABOUT ME U DON’T WANT ANOTHER ZCANDAL ON YOUR HANDZ

86 Yes thanks I will take a shot at it.
It's the word "Amen" (used in the form as "giving thanks") with the word "fuckin" interlaced within to give it added emphasis.

#88

Exactly. Not hard to figure out, unless you're retarded.

Forgot to add "Jesus-fuckin-Christ, these people are stupid."

*peeking in*~ is it save to come in here?................................

Anyways.. nothing new to say about this pretentious gutter tramp other than what we always say.....................she's a nobody and we don't understand why the media keeps feeding this hungry whore.

@85 Yes, I agree that my first and third point were pretty close to being the same, but I just like telling you "Fuck You" more than once. And for someone that is pissing and moaning about the "waste of comment space" you and Skippy are sure contributing a lot to that "waste of comment space"

I did not make this point before, go fuck yourself!

@91 It is always safe for you in here SSDD

does anyone know how much paris is worth? how much she will inherit ?

how much money will paris get after the old man dies??? does anyone know??? can anyone provide me to any links where i can find out how much money she will get??

92 I believe I was commenting rather than "pissing and moaning" . Besides, I believe that Skip and I are working for a higher purpose here. In the same way that the dropping of the atomic bombs in Japan killed thousands, it also saved many thousands of lives and can be morally justified. Our relatively minor addition to the "waste of comment space" is for the higher purpose of trying to prevent the greater evil of the never ending inane back and forth between you Victor and Frist, and by encouraging you to utilize some other means of communication than the comments column of the Fish.

bite me, wanna give me your email address? cause victor was a bit rude .. so i left. but i'm not meaty, i'm a petite european girl .. sorry. ;(

i asked a simple question and nobody can answer it? how comes, this site talks about paris hilton every day, its my first visit to this site, but i know she is featured on it often, because of wat i read about it, come on somebody should know

#97.......lmao.........how coincidental.

X man I think you came to the wrong site. This is the site where you can make snide, rude insulting or other such remarks about Paris.
Perhaps Forbes.com is where you meant to go.

#87 kelli, you are a dribbling imbecile and this isn't a fucking dating site for pre-teen retards. I'm hoping for a shark attack or for you to eat a surfboard because you are annoying as fuck. Why don't you expand your horizons and pay someone other than mommy's boyfriend to fuck you and give this site a break?

if she wasnt rich nobody wouldnt even care about her, and yet u dont know just how much money she is going to get, i can see that your all stuck up and fucked up on this website, when people do crazy things and they say they are evil its because of stuck up popular people like u, the boy didnt mean to shoot up the place its the people who drove him to do it

Sorry asswipe, You are going to need more than atomic bomb to get rid of Victor, FRIST and myself. As for your higher purpose, you can take your higher purpose and shove it up your ass or maybe Skippy would like it if you stuck it up his ass.

Why don't you count the number of posts on each thread and see just how many are directed at the intended topic. It is not many. So quit your whinny you little pussy and either say something useful of go the fuck away

For all you 'she looks hot!' commentators - either you're blind or you're some kind of sad PR bitch doing the rounds. She's quite clearly getting fatter and fatter with each passing day so if you really want to help, get her to go for a fucking run or something.

@97 is your e-mail address the same one I gave Victor?

#105........this is some funny shit.

Victor, check you mail

#101 ambidextroushandjob
My friendz r having a party later and ur not invited becauze ur with the LOZZZZZZZER CROWD

not her. idiots

#105 yes, it is. irina and so on.

Well, Bite Me, you win. Your logic is irrefutable. Therefore, following your lead, I offer the following "useful" comments.
fuck you
Fuck you again
Shove it up your ass
etc
etc
There I feel much better now that I've been able to add some useful comments in the inimitable style of Bite Me.

You have mail

@111 OH YOU SO FUNNY!! Now go the fuck away butt munch! You have no idea who you are fucking with!!

Oh my......Bite Me, is pissed.

@95, she was worth $50 million, but the ''old man'' was disgusted with her behavior, so now it will go to charity.

Who the hell cares?

I am not pissed. I never get pissed in this place.

bite me, check your mail

It’s funny how the music industry isn’t giving underground artists the opportunity to shine, especially in hip hop and death metal. The Paris Hitler album received a lot of publicity because she was rich and had ties with the media. There are many other musicians one million times better that this piece of shit. But its all good because I don’t listen to payola radio

#113

>>"You have no idea who you are fucking with!!"

http://www.americancivilrightsreview.com/Freak%20Show/gif-freaks-pinhead-schlitzee.gif

SKIPPY FUCK YOU!!!!

#87

Hillary?? Come on Kelli, have you ever taken a good look at her? (Shudder)

Hillary's got a face that will drive a man to homosexuality.

Bite me. Mind if I e-mail FRIST? Oh and ipanegirl, never replied to me. She is the one that never replied to me, and she says I am rude.....bullshit.

Oh, fuck off Victor. It's getting old.

@120 Wow the rocket scientists are out. Opps, I meant my troll. Let me see if I can figure out who might be trolling me? This is going to be tough

#123......bullshit you didn't reply to me after I sent you my picture. You stopped e-mailing me. You must have gotten scared of my picture.

#123 cool, my first troll and i haven't posted .. 5 posts? that was fast! :)

#125 I did reply to you after you sent me your pic but you went on on a rant and i thought, hell, if this guy has a complex .. well, then I'll better leave him alone.

#126 I went a rant where? You know I have had people fuckin trolling me like fuck. Who knows what you ready, that the fucks wrote under my name.

@119 That is a nice picture of you Skippy. This is kind of how I pictured you, excpet I figure your pants would be down around your ankles

Krazihotkeli I love you so much keep sweet I want u as my girlfriend, we can go shopping sometimes Bill Clinton I think your sexy and Bush is ugly

victor, there's no need to be angry/mad , i'm not angry nor was i ever angry or bitter. let's just keep it friendly. i still think you're a nice guy, just not my type of guy. besides, i'm not your type of girl , too, i'm petite, as i wrote above. not much cleavage (but they'e firm and perky ...)

@108 kelli, that sort of jr. high shit only works if a) someone you're trying to get at is as stupid as you are and b) that someone actually wants to hang with you and c) they actually live in the same crapfilled town you live in. Strike three, you stank pussy bag of douche. If that's the best you got, overdose at that party - you have nothing to live for.

*either , not "too"

i look better than all the loser girls on this website, i dont have to use this as a forum to get a boyfriend, u guys are like losers. i live in a completely different environment from u people

#129 Lil Kim = krazihottkelli. "Your" so obvious - it figures the only people who like you on this site are the ones you make up. Keep banging your head against the wall, one side isn't done yet.

the environment i like in is free from white trash, white scum losers like yall

#130

I'm not really into the "prepubescent boy" look in the women I date. Sorry.

135
Your environment is also free from spelling, grammar, punctuation and anything interesting.

ipanemagirl, you are a whore.

@133 Thank you for that irrelevant and useless piece of information

ipanemagirl, there's a troll using my name --- that last post wasn't me.

i'm certainly NOT prepubescent looking, but my tits aren't hanging down my knees when not in a bra, as you americans seem to like it. and my ass has been told to be "the best ever seen in a great while" .

measures here: 84-60-92

anybody who knows metrics and knows what these numbers mean, feel free to ask bite me! for my mail :P

Victor, Bite Me, etc. here is a link for you. www.hornymatches.com

Kelli, try this one. http://www.increasebrainpower.com

vic, i think i know when it's you and when it's your troll.

#138: loser troll

Damn this troll is funny. There is only one person that is smart enough to pull this off. I was wondering where she was. I have not seen her in a while. Come on out troll and show us your real face.

#141

Hey, no offense intended, ipanemagirl. All I'm saying is I prefer to get it on with someone that has the body of a woman rather than a little boy. But I'm sure there are plenty of guys that like your type too. Like Catholic priests, for instance.

#134 im not the same as krazikelly, honest, im someone different

#145 damn, trolls used to be smarter and wittier .. wtf??

This is the work of one particular troll. I recognize her hand writing.

#134
if you got to know me in real life you would see im just a normal girl, im not pretending or anything, i dont know who krazihotkeli is i was just having fun with her

#142 Splooge, that was kind of you but unfortunately kelli has no brain.

#144, i think i know who you mean.

btw, love shack is a stupid song.

paris hiltler is a BITCH RACIST FUCK OFF

When is this venerial diseased penis rescepticle going to fall off the face of the earth? Fucking twat has the mental capacity of a lima bean. I hope that dog gives her worms and shits on her face while she sleeps.

And why the fuck do all these co-dependant babies have to try to befriend each other and have all this back and forth shit on a celeb trashing site? Why can't all you sex deprived, friendless, losers go create your own
ass- sucking, meet-a-nerd site and get the fuck off this one.

@153 I wonder if there are any clues in your name as to who the troll is? I think we are getting close

It’s sad how we idolize people like Paris but the real everyday heroes get no credit. Like the fire men who risk there lives to save dying people, or the cops who risk their lives everyday to save us. We are all fucked and going to hell if we don’t change our ways

#151

Another troll. Yawn.

I would hitt it in the ass!!! bend over bitch!

#156, yeah, you troll... DOUBLEYAWN! i remember the story of your dying brother. that was weird and scary.

I guess you’re at that party you were talking about, I just want you to know that ill be thinking about you, hope you don’t talk to any guys or you will break my heart. I think I have all the qualities you need in a guy, don’t worry we will make a good couple.

#1 BULLY

I'M the new bully in town! step aside krazi little kelli

#158, a "double troll." Wow, how clever. Get a life, loser.

I'd say tripletroll, idiot.

i wonder how you're going to troll some non-native-language speaker for english language. hm, or maybe a new challenge for your sick brain?

anyways, i go to sleep now. loser!

FUCK EVERYONE OF YOU LOSERS MY ENVIRONMENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS I LIVE IN A DECENT ENVIRONMENT AND MOST GUYS WOULD SAY I AM AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL

I AM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN FOR COMMENT TO HURT THE PEOPLES FEELING BUT I GET SO MAD SOMETIMES

Goodnight, ipanemagirl, I hope you grow some boobs by the morning.

I LIKE POTATOES

who is the f....king, ugly Jew boy behind her.??? can't she find a decent man whore to hang with?

#164

Since no one gives a fuck about what you say, it can't hurt anyone's feelings.

WOW ITS FUCKIN FUNNY HOW NONE OF THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN ABOUT THE CELEBRITY ANYMORE
CAN U PPL TAKE UR SHYT ELSEWHERE?
THANK YOU.
THE SUPERFICIAL

#169 I totally agree. This is getting ridiculous! I had to break up with Jimbo, because he wouldn't stop talking to that FRIST!!! chick on here. My God! I mean what the hell does she have that I don't. Sure, she's gorgeous and sexy, and intelligent and funny, and yeah, even though I'm a chick, I'd do her, but what the fuck!!! What the obsession with this FRIST!!! when there's pictures of Paris Fucking Hilton above us...but then again....she's always FRIST!!!

So, what can you do?

Why on God's green earth do people still even look at this whore? Being attractive should at least be a prerequisite for being famous when you do absolutely jack shit. She just needs to fucking die already.

Can't this attention starved, Mrs. Smith pie crust pussy having bitch go anywhere's and just be a NORMAL PERSON? WHO the fuck wears HIGH HEELS at the BEACH???

172, ummmm TexasTranny?

her boobs in pics 3-6 look bigger than usual

at least she has good taste in dogs!

Paris looks great nowadays...she used to be so skinny, but she has gained weight, and even though she's still really slim she looks healthy and great.

BERN IS BACK.

FOLLOW THE LINK.

NEW BOOB SHOTS TOMORROW NIGHT.

that's her double.

the bitch that was on the next best thing.

you can tell by her jawline.

idiots.

Money, Sexy, Pumps, Pink, White and blond, everyone with those charistics can become "famous, if she wants!!

HUGE HUGE FEET

SICK OF NOTHING BUT PICS OF SLUTS IN BIKINIS!!!!
Also...the commentary under the pics is shitty now. Not funny.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is Fake Paris. You can tell by her face, stupid sunglasses, and that she actually looks okay.

i guess my invitation got lost in the mail

Paris is as ugly as a dog's shaved butt.

Give me Meg Ryan from the late 1990's. I would FUCK her hard for 23 hours a day, only stopping for 1 hour to shower and exercise.

#173 Ummm...I think not bitch.

Hilton's sunglasses makes her head look square.

She's getting ugly-er by the day Ew.

is that a live dog or a puppet?!?!?! or some kind of a doll?!?! or some kind of something?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Who the hell wears WHITE PUMPS with a bikini? Or with anything for that matter?

I'm damn curious how long she will be stepping in Gossip magazines with those enormous feet, including the "famous"ClapperToes? She doesn't go swimming on the beach because she is expected to leave the shoes behind. She simply can't do it. Every gossip-magazine will publish these BIGFOOTS with the HILTONS!!

Keep writing down the clues people! So far we know that KraziHelmutKelli is black, a surfer girl, from Florida, and looks better than a light bulb with a wig on it. When we have enough info, we can hire the Mormoms to put a contract out on her.

On another note, she is not as painful as Rosie O'Donnel's poetry.

Finaly, you're getting a FAT head and a FAT ASS!! One thing is for sure and a fact, it's not because of WORKING!! (HOW ABOUT THOSE HAIRY TOES?)

189: I believe it may be a throw-back to some of the god awful 80's styles they keep trying to bring back...

Sandals would have been a much better idea though...

first of all, proper lolz at 187's "ugly-er"

secondly, what's with all the comment douchebaggery? most of the comments are totally irrevelant to the celebutante at hand.

NF NF NF

Um, i don't think that's the real Paris Hilton. That looks a lot like her look-alike celebrity, Natalie Reid. She has a much more pronounced jawline than the real Paris. Check out her site at http://www.parishiltonlookalike.com/

Please no more of this dumb ass, superfish. Pleeeeaassee! I just can't stand her, and I don't want to look at her stupid face anymore. It does not matter whether it is actually her, or her troll. Especially not first thing in the morning!

@185 and 189
I most certainly DO wear white pumps to the beach, while I'm wearing a bikini. BTW, I have way sexier bikinis that this slut.
Tee Hee

What an idiot. Isn't she almost like 30 years old now. The douche needs do something better with herself. Posing and staring at yourself won't last forever, just ask her mom.

Aaaawwww... look at her being coy in picture two, as if we didn't know she could fit that entire soda can in her mouth.

Looks like Paris is packing a few pounds on her belly!!!!!!

um, I'm a little bit traumatised by posts 178, 182, 195. I was blissfully unaware that in this world there are Paris lookalikes. It's bad enough that 'fans' cry when they meet her and call her their hero (and allow their infant children to dress up and act like her) but I now discover that there are people that not only pride themselves in looking like her but actually make careers out of it. No one even knows what Paris 'does' or what she's done to justify being a photographed in bikinis every two seconds. What the hell do her lookalikes do?

What are the criteria to becoming a lookalike? Oversized feet, hands and sunglasses, a lobotomy and a world record holder of STDs?
Yeah, sure, "thats hot!"

I think you're right. It is her look alike. Wide Jaw

It's not a double. She's just fatter hence the bigger jaw, arse, stomach, everything. That dog's probably a pitbull actually.

#96: I think I've seen it all now. Using the atomic bomb laying waste to thousands of innocent Japanese people as a metaphor to justify posting inane comments on this site...?

I've always thought there was a glimmer of hope for mankind, but reading his shit makes me despair. You should all drive to a very high cliff and not stop.

Now please excuse me - I'm going to do something more useful with my life than read posts from vacuous morons about other vacuous morons.

SHE HAS HERPES

Mr. Superficial - you are hereby ordered to get this slimey, cocksucking, cum dumpster, no talent hack off of the "So Freaking Hot" section of your website.
Paris does not want to be slandered by being called "Hot" when she clearly is not. The only thing hot on Ms. Hilton is the burning sensation in her vagina from the latest sexual encounter she had.

You are ordered to comply immediately before we take legal action against you. Thank you.

Elliot Mintz

178 .. why dont you look at her ELF ears .. thats paris turning into her double ..

Frist, Victor, BiteMe and the rest of you- stick with making witty comments about the post. You can all be funny at times but no one cares that you all wish to tagteam the fat redhead. You are boring the hell out of everyone.

FRIST SHOW THESE SHITHEADS YOUR FAT PICS WILL YA ALREADY?!

On another note, I wanna find some of that wine in a can.

I really don't think this is Paris Hilton...Doesn't that look just like the fake Paris Hilton? And wouldn't that explain the jawline and never taking her sunglasses off.

Is this the Fake Paris - Natalie Reid?

I like the profile in pic #11. She looks serious and cool.

# 189...the answer to your question is ....white trash skank whores. Happy to have cleared that up for ya! :)

# 193....the only way sandals would help her look, is if they were protruding from her bony ass!

These photos are obviously fakes! Who expects us to believe Paris Hilton can operate a camera????

215. Mark Altier - August 18, 2007 11:19 AM

These photos are obviously fakes! Who expects us to believe Paris Hilton can operate a camera????

ha ha i was thinking that

Meh, paris in a bikini is nothing any more everyone in the fuckin world has seen everything she has to offer anyways, her pussy has been pounded more times then a nail on a construction site.

What is with her left leg in photo: http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/paris-hilton-malibu-party-bikini-11.jpg
??? Check from her knee up...

What c cute Bikiniii ?? =)

EHWW
SHE LOOKZ FAT IN THESE PICTURES.

Hei! look!

My ass is FLAT!

doesnt this make u think of that southpark episode where her dog commits suicide?now i see why.

she looks like malibu barbie....in a weird plastic way.

I think that her sister is much prettier than she is.

What a media whore

She's so beautiful.. No wonder why people still like her despite of her behavior.

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She's fat yet her ribs are showing? so what's skinny to you guys? Kate Moss after a coke-filled weekend? or is she just "curvy" then?

I agree with Cassie! Her freaking ribs are showing...is that what "FAT" is to you guys? No wonder there are so many teens dying of anorexia/bulimia everyday!

Wow...I didn't know Paris had such large breasts. (Or maybe my opinion is skewed because I just looked at those Mena Suvari bikini pics)

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