Aug 24 2007Paris Hilton shops for baby gifts
While Nicole Richie was busy serving a minute in jail, Paris Hilton went baby-gift shopping for Nicole. People Magazine couldn’t resist a good shopping story and has the details:
Hilton was an equal-opportunity shopper, choosing gifts in both pink and blue. Among the items she bought was a Tuni & G Baby set (pants and T-shirt) with the text "Don't Ya Wish Your Mommy Was Hot Like Mine" with the pants bottom saying "Don't Ya." She also bought Baby’s First Fashion Words book, a Baby Jar Baby Snuggler Blanket and Trumpette socks. ‘She can't wait to hang out with the baby,’ says the source about Hilton. ‘She's happy Nicole is healthy and thinks she looks great.’
If Paris really wanted to buy Nicole’s baby the perfect gift, I have an excellent suggestion: Buy the kid some new parents. Two normal, healthy, salt-of-the-earth folk who can teach the child to act like we’ve finally evolved beyond apes that don’t require a mountain of cocaine for breakfast. Otherwise we’re going to end up with another Macualey Culkin. Except this time around he’ll cover Good Charlotte songs and then I’ll have to shotgun my own face off.
Reader Comments
1. suckitsilverman87 - August 24, 2007 10:36 AM
this is the worst thing to first
2. suckitsilverman87 - August 24, 2007 10:37 AM
this is not a proud moment
3. Hello My Name is Clovis and I'm an Alcoholic - August 24, 2007 10:49 AM
Joke's on Paris. Now that the jail time is over, that baby's going to be out of Nicole faster than shit through a goose.
4. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - August 24, 2007 10:50 AM
Does anyone actually find this gawky, goofy, ass faced idiot even attractive anymore? Then again I guess it's pretty much impossible to be sexy when the whole world knows your shit in bed.
Third grunions
5. ali - August 24, 2007 10:56 AM
GOD WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!!
6. Hydro74 - August 24, 2007 11:14 AM
Paris needs to shoot another porn, because I fear I really don't give a fat shit anymore.
However I would pay for a video featuring her and Kim Kardashian servicing an entire college football team at one time. Cheerleaders too.
THEN they would have earned their celebrity ... and all would be right with the world.
7. ph7 - August 24, 2007 11:18 AM
So much for her jail house claim that she would not longer be frvilious, but devote her time to helping the underprivileged.
8. lastangelman - August 24, 2007 11:22 AM
. [Except this time around he’ll cover Good Charlotte songs and then I’ll have to shotgun my own face off.]
Shoot da face off! Shoot da face off!!! Boom!! Boom!! Shoot da face off!! Yeay! Looky loo! He gon' shoot da face off! Hoo-Ray!!
9. free sample - August 24, 2007 11:35 AM
why does she wear a cocktail dress to go shopping?
10. Marie - August 24, 2007 11:46 AM
#9 Because she's a kagillionaire. When you have that money...why the hell not?
11. lambman - August 24, 2007 11:50 AM
Hey Macualey Culkin turned out OK, he was awesome in "Saved"
12. Max - August 24, 2007 11:54 AM
Uhh... is she allowed to drive yet?
13. jbird - August 24, 2007 12:40 PM
Ooo...Picture No. 7! She is SO pretty and classy! Paris, make me your love slave!!!
14. Bugman4045 - August 24, 2007 12:42 PM
What is with her face in pic 7?
"Up close she looks like a tranny."
-Tina Fey 2006
15. Tired - August 24, 2007 1:27 PM
Anyone else here getting sick of the same old recycled trash?
Paris - Lindsey - Britney - Nicole
(And now I am afraid it is going to become a fivesome with Hayden.)
Sure, they are easy to pick on. All they have to do is breathe right?
I don't even read half their stories anymore. And it's mostly the witty writing that entertains me.
But I have had enough of the same old dried up washed up paricolindsney.
There are soooooooo many celebs in Hollywood.
I need more versatility. More celebs. Maybe a couple with a bit of class. Something new. Something blue.
:(
16. platkat - August 24, 2007 1:29 PM
She also bought Baby’s First Fashion Words book...
Then she hired a literate person to read it.
17. ssdd - August 24, 2007 1:39 PM
Lately Nicole has been getting more press attention ... So, paris had to step it up a notch and let it be known that she was baby gift shopping. Whores hate to share the spot light ..... so, doing the predictible is exactly what she did.
18. guest1234567 - August 24, 2007 1:56 PM
This is just rude, now the surprise has been ruined.
19. Tom - August 24, 2007 1:56 PM
I wonder if Paris might put a web cam in her new pad for convenience. If she gives it all up to the public maybe we will stop caring!!! I found some interesting property info at several sights
http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2007/08/paris-hiltons-new-pad.html
http://www.housefront.com/PropertyDetail.aspx?qry=365954&propertyID=750147
Oh By the way she paid like $800,000 TOO much the filthy rich little tramp!!!
20. JJJ - August 24, 2007 2:12 PM
lol @ guest3232458908435
thank only bit of entertainment I got out of this paris story.
Yeah I only read the heading but, I read 20 of the same paris stories popping up here ever day.
I think I can gather what it is going to offer........ nothing...... paris went to jail.... go out...... boring now.
21. woodhorse - August 24, 2007 5:03 PM
She looks like Sean Penn in drag.
22. LouLou - August 24, 2007 5:07 PM
Ummm, wasn't she supposed to be doing charity work to help little poor babies (as told to Larry King), not buying useless frivolous baby gifts for a rich friend?
23. Angela Arroyo - August 24, 2007 7:46 PM
skank.
but she's alright sometimes.
24. Hollywood Agent - August 24, 2007 10:17 PM
Those are the cheapest pearls that I have ever seen. They look just like the plastic ones that kids get from the five and dime. Paris, go to Fred's in Beverly Hills and buy yourself a nice strand or two. What a skin flint!
25. lmao - August 24, 2007 10:34 PM
it's macaulay... not macualey. holy spelling errors, batman!
26. HATER - August 25, 2007 3:56 AM
I HATE HER
27. Hank - August 25, 2007 9:19 AM
Where is a cop when you need one, Paris has no license to drive, I'd have the culfs slapped on her!
28. justtheobvious - August 25, 2007 11:50 AM
She looks pretty decent with cloths on. Maybe i need more bikini pictures to compare. I'll check back tomorrow,
29. gerard Vandenberg - August 25, 2007 12:49 PM
You mean, babyclothes to keep your feet warm!!
30. aristotrash - August 25, 2007 12:57 PM
Check out her eyes in the second pic - I think she may have died for half a second. Maybe that's why she's dressed like she's going to a funeral mass instead of baby clothes shopping.
31. Jamie - August 25, 2007 2:22 PM
You mean Paris is using DADDY'S money to buy useless baby gifts. I mean, that tranny has never worked a day in her life...so she technically doesn't have money. Fashion Word Book? Shit, I'll give her a gift that will be useful and beneficial to the whole world and cause EVERYONE to be HAPPY. I'll pay for the abortion. Had I been alive, I'd have paid for Mrs. Hilton's, too.
32. Curiousyellow - August 25, 2007 5:03 PM
# 13 she only appears classy because her legs aren't open. Don't be confused
33. igniteparis - August 25, 2007 6:09 PM
who cares about this.
34. lil britney hater - August 25, 2007 7:44 PM
Tranny
35. FACE - August 27, 2007 7:15 AM
I just want to bang her in the ass with no lube really hard
36. AmeriCanadian - August 27, 2007 1:56 PM
She might be a slut and a bitch and whatever but sometimes she is a very good dresser, at least compared to Bitchney Smears and some of the other fucktards the paparazzi chase around.
I like the outfit she's wearing. It's beautiful.
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