Aug 9 2007Paris Hilton in a bikini? Shocking!

paris-hilton-beach-house-candids-00.jpg

Paris Hilton was spotted looking at pictures of herself yesterday while hanging out at her Malibu summer home with her new Chihuahua. And I know what you're thinking. Paris Hilton in a bikini? Total score, right? I bet these are even more rare than pictures of Bigfoot.

UPDATE: Added a video of Paris Hilton checking herself out in the window multiple times after the jump.

Photos: Splash


Related Stories

Previous Articles

Reader Comments

Am I first?

frist?

She does not look to bad. Better than Britney or lindsay's floppy boobs

second

Dam, I'm second.
Paris, Bigfoot wha'ts the difference?

How many dogs does this slut have? I hate people who treat animals like "products" I really hope she cares for each and every frigging dog she ever has - I truly hate this bitch.

She SUKS. If anyone thinks she's cute- you need coke-bottle-thick-lens glasses. She's about as "hot looking" as a floater in the bowl.

Would you just stop taking pictures of this bitch? Honest to god...these aren't even particularly GOOD pictures. Why bother? She's an attention whore and that's all she thrives on. In reality she's nothing but genetic waste.

You rule Kamiki - my thoughts exactly. What an opportunity she has (and Shitney) to adopt a needy animal from an animal shelter - instead, she pokes her skanky face into a pet store and drops $3,000 a pop.

Her sister is cuter and that's not saying much as she looks like a peacock in a wig.

Does she come with a side of penicillan?

Looks like she is working hard on her halfway house for fellow inmates!

Isn't it ironic that shes looking at her own pictures?

Personally I think the dog is better looking/smarter... and it probably eats its own poop too.

☼☼her boyfriend iz the dog..funny how zhe can't get one☼☼

Fuck Paris Hitler she will never EVER have a platinum song on the charts

great to see her charity work is going so well !

Gotta say, there is nothing yummier than a puppy. (licks chops)

Monster feet to hold up the monster body.

yes! finally paris in a bikini! wohooo
thanks for sending this one in

What is this Hitler day? Im sick of seeing this bitch.

Paris should get that poor little dog out of the direct sun. Pale-colored cats and dogs are very susceptible to skin cancer.

PS...dogs can walk!

(I Agree With All The Posts)
Krazihotkeli
How old are you?
Are you black or white?

This must be Hitler racist day for them to be showing this

shes probably white.. and in her 40s... trying to relive her old days as a gansta'....

#20 & #24
If you can’t handle the racial discrimination get the fuck out n*gger Paris Hilton represents all white men and women, and we wont have you bashing her

#20 & #24
If you can’t handle the racial discrimination get the fuck out n*gger Paris Hilton represents all white men and women, and we wont have you bashing her

She isn’t racist she donated to the naacp last year

She would look soooo much better in a body bag. You know, not breathing.

23/// if U don't know after all theze monthz..you'll never know!!!!!

The way I'll say something positive about anything in a Paris Hilton article is if I say it in my father's native tongue of Portugese: que cao assim muito pequeno! Now, on to the dissing...I can't stand her.

I look at these pics and think about the horror and disease that is contained within the shorts she has on.

her hair looks foul here.

you iz zo fucking cool. you all zuck tiny cockz and thiz iz the dumbezt zhit ever!

I just came to the site yesterday, i haven't been here for months

That poor dog. Does she ever let it down to actually WALK?!? The things not going to know how to soon enough. Does she keep it up there to shit as well?

You people need to shut the hell up about racism. Our world is falling a part
and everyone is so concerned about who said what. Maybe you should worry about the next time to go grocery shopping, your food went up once again.

♥♥krazihottkelli♥♥ --- Your a moron.. I like this site , except for you ..

Who cares about that fucking piece of a shit of a dog?? She looks great. Thats all.

Kelli is inbred
like the Peacockz
on the x Filez
Zimple country folk

35///U r a fuckin liar...U r zuperficial....

34///Zo , U like to zuck zmall peniz? Whatz the matter
do U get choaked and throw up? eat zhit, fucker

krazihottkelli♥♥ = middle aged, beer gut, balding freak show, trying to gain some sort of attention by acting like a whorey little girl

#37. For somebody who supposedly hates racism, I don't think "cracka please" is a very good name to give yourself. Racist fuck.

in 6 of these pictures she is looking at an image of herself. either in the magazine or in the reflection on the sliding glass door. the other ones she is on the phone or trying to get something to love her.

i'd say that this is all pretty accurate. wanna fuck paris hilton? dress up in a suit of mirrors and give your cock a ringtone.

and load up on the antibiotics...you'll need em.

godspeed.

I wonder how often her phone rings, and she accidentally answers her dog? That poor thing. Has a look on it's face of, "Kill me now!"

I'm going to make my tan better....whatz the fuckin tell ya, ztupidfuckerz?
Too bad your old lazy fartfuckz getz to zit in the chair all day while your
fatt ztomachz grow like your 18 monthz pregnant..can't zee your feet...
nice ....life.....

No I'm not, my friend used to come to this site, and he told me about it, when i saw your comments i thought you were really interesting i had to get to know u better

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼

Kelli. A couple of posts ago you told us you were black and your father was black. Then you went on a rascist rant about how well endowed black guy are. Which is It? You can't make up your mind? Are you even a girl?

Paris Hitler is RACIST and the world is going down the drain, the world is controlled by secret societies

what the fuck is with that skull-pattern bikini? thats just fucking ugly!

Dirty skank.

Fuckz to you, I kno white bitchez want black cockz but cant have it, i bleacz my face for a lighter complezionz but u fuckz dont get the pointz cuz im black we blackz peoplez hatez fucking RACISTS FUCKZ

do you live in canada
krazihottkelli?

You tan AND you bleach? Hmm.

I really couldn't imagine myself telling this.. but.. Paris looks better than Shitney, at least in these pics. It doesn't mean that I hate Paris less..

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼.... exactly how big are you when you're 18 months pregnant?

Demon Slayer... she's a 12 year old black boy, with a puzzy... best of luck

P.S. Kelli TOTALLY used an s in her last post. Can you find it?

RACIZTZ- DAMN- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT DO IT RIGHT

#48 Blacks are the ones facing racism, we are the ones being injected with the hiv virus in African countries, we are the ones they are trying to get rid off, unless you're Jewish, and only a small number of people died in the holocaust compared to the slave trade.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, shithead.

@45 Drewski!!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one man!

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID WHTIE TRASH WHORE FUCK U

@62- what would little 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus, all wrapped up an a blanket, doesn't even know a word yet, think of your language?

....and the same to your, my friend.

you

#63
Jesus wasn’t white; he was black, white people like to trick us into serving their “White Christ” they used the bible to justify slavery, gospel songs were song on the slave ships when slaves were traveling from Africa, amazing grace was written by a slave master, and they give that song to black people to sing

So I guess this is now called the KraziHotKelli site. You people are so, so, in her fucking grille. Stop giving her what she wants, you dumbasses. Sorry to the cool ones, but Jeeesus, you people feed her and feed her.

CLOSE THE KITCHEN, KIDS!!!!!

@66 Dumb Shit, Veggi did not say anything about 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus being white or black.

C'mon, Superficial... please tell me you didn't pay some stalkarazzi for this. Please tell me that the ASPCA (American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Anorexic Amoral Addled Aristocracy) paid you to publish these because no one had seen any photos of her in, ohhhhhhhhhhhh....... 45 minutes? Please tell me that Taco Bell or Verizon paid you. Please tell me that "Pirate of the Caribbean 4" gave her that scrap of cloth and paid you to take pictures of it. Something other than you thought we'd like to see more pictures of someone who has absolutely no discernible reason to be alive???

I need to clarify something, Dave. Did I use any rascist language? When commenting, I was writing about what OTHER people said. The only word that could have even been considered rascist would be "black", which is commonly used with all races. The only rascist language I heard was from you, Dave. WHITE TRASH, WHORE, not to mention those comments about the holocaust which you, in all truthfullness, cannot back up with raw data. Now, if you want me to kneel at your feet simply because you are black and believe everything you state, I am sorry, but I'm too much of a free thinker to do that. Just because you are black does not mean that noone can disagree with you. Do you realize that?

By the way 66, don't forget it was AFRICANS who sold other AFRICANS into slavery in the first place. If your people hadn't sold them into slavery, there would be nothing to talk about now would there. Always have to pull the race card. It was almost 150 fucking years ago, let it GO.


i am SOOOOO bored of this skank....i almost rather see pics of ☺☻☻♪☺♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦☺♀↓♫♪§♀☻☺ .... when do we get some of those?

I’m white and I am ashamed of the racist people I see on this site, we as whites need to stand beside our black brothers and sisters. That young man was just expressing his anger in the system that we as whites created for them. Look at the ghettos it’s a shame we need to act fast

Yeah Angel. Go ahead and feed Dave. he needs more fuel to spread his hate, and you are just the dipshit to do it for him. It isn't rascist to have an honest opinion, idiot.

# 73 - What more can we give them for FREE? That's the reason they can't pull their shit together and get their lives straightened out. When you are on welfare and don't have to work and you get everything for free, you tend to not appreciate it as much. Another major problem with black America is their men. They impregnate every fucking woman they can and high tail it out of there. They need to start getting married and taking responsibility for all their offspring or they'll never rise above their ghetto lifestyle. They choose that life for themselves.

LOL, this behavior is classic Paris....I kinda like it...just chillin out in a bikini, looking at photos of herself and holding her small pet of the week.

@66- ahahahah! you fucking idiot. Go watch taladega nights and get a sense of humor. I"m not religious or racist you batshiat crazy fucktard.

This is so not newsworthy that the best part of the whole thing is how PhuglyPhatKelli is getting slammed harder than Houston in her last gang-bang DVD.
LOL.

What's the probleeem? As screwed up as she is, she still doesn't look bad in a bikini.

That poor dog. She'll dumped like a used rag and replaced by a smaller one as soon as she gets a little bigger.

When her boobs appeared larger, she was probably just stuffing her chihuauah in her bra! Ruff!

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that WOMAN..... miss Hilton.

you're all haters. admit it, she's good looking.

i'd hit it, but i'd double wrap it at least. she does have the herp after all

Not bad in a bikini but her CROTCH PICTURES are hella nasty. It looks likes he has balls for a vagina!!!!

Uh...I have to say that I like "The Superficial", but who gives a rat's ass about Paris anymore? Skeezy crack whore that looks like she's crossed into the realms of beastiality. Poor frikkin dog :(

Please leave Paris alone. She's about the only celebrity in this country worthy of the title. Next, I'd like to say there are LOTS of trolls out today, so please stop feeding them. I won't say who, but there is ONE person on here that is not who they claim to be and is simply making statements to rile up the racists on this board. Can you guess who?

ahahahaha! You just called Paris a celebrity! Good one!!

She may be a stupid dumb ass but she still is worthy of some postage stamp treatment.Yea that is right, lick it and stick it....

Ok, I usually do not post on here, but 66 just completely offended everyone with his retardedness (is that even a word, oh who cares). Many black people are willing to turn any type of argument in a racial stab at them. The truth is I'm in legal fieldand I see so many black people just using this excuse to get out of the crime they commit. If a black person robs a white person he is trying to jastify himself by claiming that it's the asshole white people who are just trying to pin shit on them because of the rcial hate; if the white person robs a black person it's a crime. Sometimes it's hard to say anything around black people because whatever I say is racist, since my skin colour is white. So who is really being racist? We cannot always pay for what happened over a hundred years ago and my parents weren't even born here, so we have nothing to do with it and yet I already can see someone like #66 bashing me. Maybe we should forget about colours and judge people by their actions?

Grr, the mistakes - justify, racial - always check spelling!

God loves you all, even if you don't love him.

Paris, please remember that even if you are not suffering from an outbreak you can still spread the herpes virus.

66 Dave Chunkyass is an idiot..... which is clearly visible in every one of his statements here. No sense in trying to clear things up for him. It's like trying to explain how to turn on an oven to Paris. Pointless.

I would have slaves today if it was still legal.
I wouldn't beat them or anything. I would be a good master.

HAS SHE DONE ANY MONEY RAISING FOR THE CHARITIES SHE TALKED ABOUT ON LARRY KING?? OH THATS WHAT SHE IS DOING ON THE PHONE....STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!

What are you doin outa the cotton patch BOY?
You better git me a hundred bails today.

Git a rope!


@94
I think most people would, but nobody is going to admit it. It's just too politically incorrect. Actually most slave owners treated their slave well. Slave were looked at as livestock. If you have horses or cows you don't go out and beat them. It just wouldn't make sense.

STUPID BITCH!!! I know, I know, I should lower my font. I just get so angry!

#96, don't you mean Just "axin?"

#89 Jenna - Amen Sista! I feel your pain working in the legal field. I'm sure you see and hear it all! You're 100% right on the money with the black on white crime is racially profiling and white on black crime is a hate crime. It's just so old and tired. They need to think of another excuse for their behavior.

You know Paris would own one!

And all these years I thought Jesus was a Jew.... so tell me, since he's black and all, has he forgiven all the slave traders yet, or does he still go on and on and on about it every 5 minutes? I think the only time you all held down a job and worked for a living was during slavery- minus the 5% that actually work now (i'm not talking to you). Instead of bitching about "WHITEY'S" how about thanking us for paying your medical ins., and your welfare, instead of bitching. I think the "I wanna cry about something that has nothing to do with ME and has never affected ME personally" room is down the hall in the shitter... go there

Would anyone be surpirsed if Pic #1 was followed by her biting that little dogs head off at this point?

I am convinced she is Satan Spawn...

Isn't she supposed to be deworming orphans?????

thanks to chunks this site is decoming the superracial

those snakeskin shorts do it for me. bam!

#79 Cronus,

You know, you're right. Nice waist, nice hips, nice little belly goin there, and a nice navel (unlike Ginger Spices half-dollar belly button).

too bad she's full of caca.

D'ja notice no one is even talking about Paris, but KHK sure is popular today.

#43 I think Cracka Please and Nagger Please should get married. Then they could post as Cracka Nagga Thankyou.

This has turned into a country of miscegenation, and I don't see it turning back.
Unfortunate... : (

I have the same bikini top as her. She got it from walmart for $12.

#66: my friends and associates who are black wouldn't dream of acting/talking like a fucktard like you. EVERY race has been enslaved at some point in history and Blacks in Africa owned MILLIONS of slaves from India. This is the 21st century. Why don't you enter it and quit being a pain in the ass? Or is negative attention all you're capable of obtaining?

i dont see why we are so obsesed with her she is nothing but a stupid media whore

#73 Look at the trailer parks, we need to act fast.

woodhorse, I love it when you talk like that.

Dude did you guys hear about the assault at the playboy mansion....Paris happened to be there too. And check it out, if you text Hugh Hefner to 46873 you get all the info about the freakin sweet mansion!!

I think it's a testament to how bored the public is with Paris, Brit, and Lohan when you see so many people would rather talk more about race, religion, and politics.

#94: there are still legal slaves today. They are called wives.

why do people care that she spent 3 grand on a fucking dog? do you get mad at everyone who bears offspring instead of adopting a kid in need? wtf. go sit on a toilet and be thankful you are not her dog, britney's children, and nicole's doomed fetus. some of you are retarded, including the wingdings chick.

Veggi, happy to please you, ditto on your comments.

omg. she's IN IT?! not out of it?! that is big news.

---116
There's also butlers and maids, but you can't actually own them.

I hope paris spared a little suntan lotion for the pooch

It's hairy and about ten inches in length with the thickness of an average wrist and get worshipped by Paris.

(122) Let me guess, is it Nicole Richie??

@ 99 Ty! It just got old about 20 years ago and usually after hearing this I just start chain smoking. It is so frustrating

if you crop the picture to just her face, it looks like harrison ford

I don't even think that dog is that cute, the Chihuahua is alright though................

@ 9. HOLLYmorniingWOOD - gee thanks!

Jesus was not black he was a Middle Eastern JEW, he wasn't white with brown hair and blue eyes or black with afro hair and a broad nose he was a MIDDLE EASTERN JEW.

loll

Ok guyz ill be honezt. i'm actually 12 an my dad likez to molezt me. I'm really fat and im tryin to looze the weight this zummer by ztaying on here and by not eating myzelf to china. NOBODY likez me and yeah i got zome zitz on my face but my mom zayz it will all go away before zchool ztarts. i love older guyz and i love comin on here pizzing everyone off and being the fat bitch that i am. i like to zuck cock and lick ballz and i dont alwayz bathe everyday but my mom zayz ill outgrow all of that.

why is she tanning with shoes on .
andshorts

She's getting kind of a gut! I'm a fattie, but love to see this happen to others. Selfish! I know!

129/////what r u obzezzed with my name or what? U don't even know what I am...U ztupid idiot...what a terrible way to dezcribe yourzelf...U poor child....

if she knew what was good for her she'd be in new jersey gettin freaky with otto

OMG! Is she pregnant?

Pic 7: "Like, ohmuGAWD, whenever I move? The skinny bitch in the window does like, the exact same thing. Get a life, bitch. That's hot."

Um, what is with that hole above her belly button?

Does she have 2 belly buttons?

what is that thing between the dog's legs on paris' hand???

And again wearing some shoes on the beach which disguish those harry ugly big sized feet, including those ClapperToes!!

Come on little doggie, PISS AND SHIT ON HER

Glad to see Paris is working very hard on all her charity work. So far all we've seen her do is go on vacation, go to the beach, and head back out to go nightclubbing. Why doesn't she just be honest and say "yeah, I am superficial and that is who I am so fuck y'all" rather than try and convince us she is Mother Theresa's heiress apparent? Puh-lease.

When I see her face it makes me want to rabbit puch a nun.

*LOL* Well hell. Gold shoes, eh Paris? Nice.
I never noticed that piercing scar above her navel. When did she have a belly ring?

In that last pic Ms. Hilton has turned her dog into a bong.

Surely I'm not the first to notice she is reading something that looks like a Pole Dancing Manual... Surely not...

Looks like she's put on ten pounds since getting out of prison.

guys give paris a break and go fuck yrselfs HATERS


What a fucking heffer.

C H A R I T Y

can U hear me now?

The hole above her navel is a navel piercing, which are pretty common these days. Hell, I have one. I wonder why she's not wearing any jewelry in it, though.

I'm kind of envious of Paris, I bet she doesn't have to worry about things like making next month's rent or wanting new clothes and not being able to afford them and crap like the rest of us have to deal with. Also it's nice to see someone who is naturally slim but doesn't have a bunch of bones sticking out like an Ethiopian famine victim, a la Nicole Richie.

britney spears brad pitt paris hilton jessica alba aishwarya rai ayesha takia colbie caillat music song lyrics buy hot wallpapers

Post a Comment

Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are required to confirm comments but will never be displayed. To create a link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments.