Aug 15 2007Paris Hilton desperate for dough (alliteration!)

FIRST

I wish she would actually use her money to do something good. She needs SO much help though to get to that point. Psychiatrists, Rehab, I dont know what else would help.

My first acceptance speech: I like to thank Jebus, these these whores in the media that make bloggers write stories about them, and I just like to say more nip slips!

I can believe she has a good bra, but a bathing suit THAT gravity defying????? What kindof elastic goes into that?

What's her talent again? Oh, I remember. Cum Whore.

I'm assuming she's got chicken cutlets in that bathing suit bra.

See what I mean, Paris and those fuckin stupid old lady shoes always. Why the fuck can't she go buy some sexy shoes. She certainly has money. Dumb twat and those sick ass un-sexy shoes.

At least the boobs look good. It kind of helps to keep you from looking at her face

man, I'd hit that in a second. i want to bust one in her ass right now.

what's with the stupid fucking fat girl shorts and all the front shots? is she having a summer long herpes outbreak? i wanna see some cooch.

I feel so sorry for her. Really, her life sucks. She is so poor and hard up for money she frolicks on the beach all day. I mean, I would die if that was my life. No, no, I work everyday and still struggle to pay the mortgage. Its so much better. Give her the money.
Idiot.

what a sweet girl.. makin a difference in my life

That bathing suit is "HELLA-AWESOME!"

If Paris Hilton is anything, she is a great dresser. That is all folks.

now that i think about it, she's probably getting paid to wear these shorts and now every girl whose insecure about their own fat ass is going to start wearing those things to the pool and beach. fucking great. why doesnt she start wearing oversized t-shirts or, even better, go swimming in a large garbage bag. fat white whore.

I agree, that's a cute bathingsuit.

Goodman, you did get first!! how does it feel?

THAT BATHING SUIT ITS SOOO CUTE, EVEN HER BREAST LOOKS GREAT, SHE COULD BE A RICH BRAT, BUT SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF STYLE!

Thank you TT. I'll bet you are Fabulous to the 144th degree. If I was a boy, I'd be a Tranny too.

So...Bite Me comes in *right behind* Victor...hope you guys took the time to towel off...

Thanks LayDeeBug, I do have pictures if you'd like to see.

#7 doesn't sound like the Victor I'm used to.

Do people post as others on this site? Wassup wit that?

So... she's trying to sing and act still? I thought that she already attempted both, and failed miserably. Is she going to use her miracle bra to miraculously be the ultimate singer and actress?

Hey, TT, I just klicked on your name and was led somewhere else. That is so cool. How do you do that? Is that your website? I'm really uncool when it comes to websites and making stuff on the internet.

Sure, I'd love to see some pictures.

Oh, TT, I'm also Shallow Val. Maybe I shoulda told you.

If she stopped sucking cock for free and charged $1, she'd have her $500,000 in less than a week.

@21 Are you kidding? 7, 9 & 19 are all the same little pathetic troll. She is a shut in with no friends and her family will not have anything to do with her. They are just dying to get away from her

Excuse me, #5. After my recent incarceration, I was demoted to Assistant Cum Whore. Please get your insults correct.

Care-o-meter.................0.000000000000000001

Oh by the way.........FRIST said hi to everybody.

26, Bite ME.

How am I supposed to know who's who? Well, actually the real Victor is clever and so is veggi. I'll try to decipher on my own.

Thanks for the heads up. I'm pretty innocent when it comes to the clandestine sneaky stuff. Never been good at it. That's why I don't do drugs anymore. Couldn't keep up with the lies and BS.

Kay bye!

Yay! The hooters are back!

I wanna lick em.

#30, its ok. just dont make it a habit. but give me your email addy so i can send you pic of me naked. i want to smell your crotch too...

@30 See, 32 is a troll

OK, 33 Bite Me, that was obvious.

I got that one right quick. Unlike the stupid Britney or any other celeb du jour, I would never give out my email address. I'm gonna press the link on your name and see what comes up....

I am the real Victor. Notice the Douche comment.

#32, that's just lame. Then again it's clever because there are a lot of dumbasses who would believe you.

Did you kill KraziHotKElli because she's been missing.

Woops sorry, there was no douche comment in this post. But that was me about the fuckin old lady shoes. Paris pisses me off with those fuckin shoes.

19- your comment has a very low radness quotient. Oh, and fuck off fuckbucket and go make me a sammich.

Paris is the only person in the world that wears shoes in the water at the beach. She must really hate her feet.

Look at pic # 7
Does it, or does it not look like she was pictured at a foam party?

(okay, with a blue carpet at the back)

wabba maybe she does hate her feet. I hate them anyway..and would hate to have them.

But she probably wears her shoes into the water because if she didn't they would be on Ebay by the time she came back out.

Hell, if people would pay me 500,000 to show up at parties, I'd do it too!

Anyway, god I love that swimsuit! It's beautiful! I like her shorts, too. They're cute. Also I'm filthy jealous of her perfect beautiful skin. Not a mole or anything anywhere!

16 it feels like Lindsay Lohan coming after me in a car chase with Paris Hilton passed out in the front seat

I just (easily) counted 8 moles on her front top region (neck, chest , top of arm)
I stopped there because I decided that would be enough to prove you wrong.

Herpes Medicine is expensive. I don't think its covered by medical insurance.

I see she spent her money on some titties. They actually don't look that bad for being on a little boy. Priests everywhere whould go crazy if they saw this..................

so many moles, so little time to punch in the back of the head

I really thought she might take a more philanthropic path after jail :(
~B

@23.......where you post your comments, "Your site's URL" just type in any web address you want.

So they're betting $500,000 that by New Years people still give a crap about Paris? I suppose people have been caring for like 3 years no, but come on...clearly she's on like minute 14

Again, i thought she was gonna do something more meaningful than whore around at clubs then spend the money from whorin on kitson and drugs and Valtrex!!! Sooo funny how she never takes her shoes off!!! Too bad she won't wear an eye patch and a fake nose the way michael or a clown wears fake noses.

Who makes that bathingsuit???

Ooooo. Picture #10!!! Look how she sexily lets her shorts slide to her hips...giving just a hint of what her luscious curves and her sweet cootch must be like! Americans are simply JEALOUS of royalty and all that exude some hint of it. Face it Paris IS your royalty. Get over it. ACCEPT IT! Durn it, I'm not even gay but what I wouldn't give to have just one evening in her royal presense!

PICTURE NO. 3 TOO!!! Paris, PLEASE let me be your slave!!!

@44, I see like maybe 1 teeny one on her chest in one of the close ups and possibly one or two pimples on her extreme upper forehead. Let me put it to ya this way though, she doesn't have keratosis pilaris and I'm always envious of people who don't have that. 50% of the population has it and it sucks!!!!!!!!11

In other shots I've seen of Paris her skin is glowing and perfect. Oh, and she has nice teeth, too. She might be...well, Paris but she isn't physically disgusting for the most part.

Um, dude, I love the fish, but alliteration means THREE words starting with same letter, as in WILD WEST WIND.

Paris SUCKS SLOPPY SECONDS would be an alliteration, or FIVE FOOT FEET

why doesn't she just get implants.

Where the hell did those boobs come from???

i would totally kill myself if i had keratosis pilaris. thank god i have perfect skin too.

I'm getting my ass scoped at the end of the month, maybe Paris could host that.

You would think that for $500,000 you could get a more talented person who prostitutes themselves!

Every day she looks more and more like she has downs syndrome, no offense people with downs syndrome

Love that bathing suit!

The girl DOES NOT know how to carry a surf board... what idiot taught her how to surf, because they did a terrible job. But I love the suit, sooo cute!

Who the fuck wears shoes in the water?????

they sell that swimsuit at walmart....

Waste.of.human.flesh. Not to mention all the air, water, and food she consumes that we could be sending to starving kids in Africa.

she has boobs. wtf? haha

Fabulous tits. Just fabulous.

You can't go home again, Paris.

Didn't you learn anything in jail, you stupid rich cunt?

#36 - sssshhhh don't say kelli and she won't come back sssshhhh !!!

she must own about 40 of those inflatible chicken filets that boost up the jublies, or that top has EXTREME padding.

I bet she dont get them things wet, in case they go crazy like spongebob.

How much did the makers of that fugly bathing suit pay her to wear it? Grannies everywhere will try to be like Paris Hilton.

Great that she's finally got round to covering all that weight gain seeing as a diet and exercise are obviously too much trouble. Keep it up, fatso.

I think it's best that she stick to where she's better acquainted, and that's partying.

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This is the most staged-looking beach frolic ever. Really, Paris? You're going surfing? But...wouldn't you rather just hang out on the beach by yourself and make love to the paparazzi...er, camera? I mean, sure, your styled hair, 10 coats of lip gloss, fancy swimsuit, and affected posing certainly indicate the latter, but who knows? You're just so unpredictable!!!

Don't take your eyes off this one, there's no telling what she'll (pretend to) do next!

I wish this square headed square chiseled jaw motherfucker would fall off of the face of the earth already. Or at the very least.. one of these times while contaminating the ocean with her vile pussy leakage ..that a hunger shark would come up and take that cunt as far away as possible.

fucking *hungry

How come I always see her carrying a surf board, but never actually surfing. I mean, I saw his posing on that longboard with that turd ranger a few weeks back, but...I mean...what gives?

Earth to Paris Hilton...big fucking fat Elvis glasses from the seventies are not coming back in style.

Paris's next pair of glasses need to look be big white plastic motherfuckers like this:

R-E-T-A-R-D

She can't see out between them either so she'll be running into shit like a real retard too.

Ahh, the excellent one rises from the depths again. Hail Paris!
...but, umm, why are these called candid shots? She knows the camera is there. She's looking at it, smiling at it. Cutey Paris.

Wow that's one miracle working bathing suit... Anyone where to get it?

those shoes she is wearing are CROCS prima shoes. They are meant to be worn in the water, or anywhere.....

Where the hell did those tits come from?

She has on one of those miracle bra push up swim wear, I bought one and they really make a difference....

she is an attractive young woman, can't comment on her personality

btw people do wear shoes in the water if the beach has that fish that paralyzes you...

I went to a few beaches like that and had to wear shoes in the water!!

Does anyone know what the bras she's been wearing lately are? Whatever brand, they seem to be amazing.

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