Aug 27 2007UPDATE - Owen Wilson attempts suicide

Nice

FIRST..to say finally he realized all he's ever gonna be known for is Wedding Crashers

Sad shame he didn't succeed...

first 10! wow this is so sad poor guy dont make fun of suicide man..

You mean he finally realized that people aren't laughing with him, but AT him and his penis-nose?

Nice try Goodman.... that's why it's smart not to even mention FIRST.

Oh yea, go back to bed Fish...

Poor thing. Maybe he is not over Kate Hudson and now she is so happy with another man. It's hard to find a cute woman who likes ugly men, but Kate is one of those rare species.

shut the fuck up.
seriously.
this man possibly tried to kill himself and it's a joke?

5- if you're penis looks like his nose, I'll be it doesn't do much sniffin' around.

not true i bet

he prolly did it because kate left him for the dude that used to be ashton kutchers bitch on punkd. he figured if she could hook up with such a loser he must have been a loser too, therefore giving him reason to attempt to off himself. i have no sympathy for people who do this. obviously they cant handle the pressures of life so why not do it for at least population control.

#9, if he really wanted to, he would have done it. Clearly it was cry for help, which I am sure he will now get. Besides, everybody hurts sometimes so we can all pity him and relate and still make a joke out of it. LIGHTEN UP already. Go put on your Morrisey album and relax.

#9 Yes,he is a joke.

Perhaps he realised he was never going to beat Nick Hogan in a drag race...

No way this is true.

What's the big deal? Even if he had been successful it wouldn't have mattered. He gives the same performance in every movie. They can just use digital editing to insert his standard performance into new movies - he doesn't even have to be alive. Somebody should tell him that. One of the hospital staff, maybe.

btw, looks like the good Fishwriter has disappeared again :(

YES retard #16 it is true.

Actaully he was just carving a wedding gazebo out of a solid piece of mohogany when he slipped and cut himself.

I sure hope he didn't. He's a talented male bimbo.

u use the same jokes fish over and over again. i hate u. u are scum. where's jimbo?

Actually, several news sites have this same story. The Enquirer isn't the only one claiming is was a suicide.

I like owen wilson... he has made some shitty movies...but he ws good in the Royal T...and i thought he was pretty funny in wedding crashers... I like the wilson brothers... i would have rathered jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba slit their wrists...

21- you're an idiot.......

Are you people serious? If this is true it's just tragic and nothing to make fun of.

His brother Luke is pretty tasty. I'd love to be in the middle of a Wilson sandwich.

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

#5, no kidding! In the beginning of Wedding Crashes I was wondering if the character was using a fake penis-nose as a joke. Turns out that was Wilson's regular nose. I don't remember it being that big before though, must've had a growth spurt.

Oh yeah, and this is sad bla bla bla.

He didn't date Kate Hudson that long, so I doubt he tried to kill himself because of her. Hollywood couples shift so much anyway.

Owen is famous, has tons of $$$, he's living the American/Hollywood dream, and it's not good enough. Something else must have triggered this other than Kate Hudson.

Sounds like a serious attempt. He slit his left wrist, and he's left-handed, so he was disabling his jerk-off hand. Especially for Owen, that's a sign that he's lost all interest in his usual life activities. A good therapist will explain to him that as he recovers, he can learn to appreciate the much more awkward and unfamiliar beatoff sessions with his opposite hand as much closer to what he'd experience with an actual woman (or man, seems like Owen could go both ways). When the tissues in his hospital room start disappearing too quickly, they'll know he's getting back to his normal self. It's a sign that's as clear as the penis on his face.

He didn't succeed? Bummer. Luke, Here's to all the success in the future!

I guess this clown is the "crying on the inside" kind.

To channel Yoda: There is no try, there is only DO!

so many trollz out there

@32
OMG your such a liar!!
Beating off with your off-hand does not feel any where close to a warm vage.

Well he needs to get that honking dicknose fixed first... otherwise it would be very stressful for the mortician to try to make that thing look half way decent.... just sayin.

is it because he's in-love with his ice queen twin sister, who is having an emotionless affair with Bill Murrary?

I can't tell tell the Wilson's appart any better than I can seperate reality and fiction =(

Needle in the Haaaaayyyyyy
Needle in the Haaaaaaaayyyyy
"I'm going to kill myself today." -Richie Tenenbaum

Come on man! You have a great life! Tons of money and pussy! How can you want to kill yourself!

He probably wanted to go out with The Darjeeling Limited being his last movie.

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how do you fuck that up? you know your life is a piece of shit when you cant even kill yourself...cut deeper next time asshole

I'm thankful he's alive. Who doesn't love Dupree?

This picture is perfect too. Loose, white shirt that doesn't flatter is pale skin, and with the morning sun shining on him, he stinks of death.

Couldn't get any full body photos???

HOLY crap! Well that's a surprise. I feel for him. Glad he's OK. All of a sudden, I'm lifted out of my blue mood, cuz I'm alive still want to be.

I HOPE it isn't over that Kate Hudson chick, cuz if it is, I'll take back all that I just said above.

It's amazing how people can watch movies and be so critical of a persons performance. What is really funny is that he has more money than many of you making the sad comments about his acting.

You laugh about his nose. His nose is what started his career, having a different and rare look. Maybe some of you should break your freaking nose.

Hollywood is a serious world, that can stir up many unclear emotions. A person cannot understand that into they are fully in the position of a actor.

It's apparent that you many of you, if not all, are very young. Internet access should be band from your homes. If you can make such remarks to this incident, who knows what your little undeveloped minds are doing on the internet.

I tip my hat off to fellow actors who have the gutts to get out there and entertain you overly critical assholes, who in the end have no fucking heart.

Yes, the rich and famous have time to check sites like this, once in a blue moon.

#46 says he's a celebrity apparently.

Since he/she wrote this: "Internet access should be band from your homes. " I'm inclined to believe it. Only someone in show business could be this dumb.

Who gave Blohan internet access at rehab anyway?

Luke. Do the job right next time. Fuckup.

Just wait for the spin in 60days.
You will see him on Leno explaining how he was cutting something and it slipped and nicked his wrist and that he took some pills for the pain.
OR
He could briefly become a spokesman for Suicide Prevention.
Either way it's a win/win from a publicists perspective.... as long as he doesn't "off" himself.

heroin. we all knew it. mark my words.

good luck, owen.

I don't think there's anything more pathetic than failing a suicide attempt.

This is exactly what you wanted, you asshole. Listen Americans: 90 percent of the "victims"that commit suicide by taking pills and/or cutting by knife want only ATTENTION, NOT DIE, believe me!! If you want to die, you just simple get drunk, climb on top of a trump-tower(the name of trump is in the news again, he likes that!!) or a high hotel and try with the music of the EAGLES to fly like an EAGLE!!

Guess a guy can take being called Dickface only so much.....*shrugs shoulders*

Whoa is me. My bank account is full, and my nuts are empty (Nick Dipaolo).

46 ~ Are you el~dicknose himself?... LOL you had to rush home and check out the internet tabloids and blogs to find out what your "fan base" is saying about your OH so tramatic visit to the hospital?..
Whatever dude ... now that youve got some spare time to surf the net... why not surf your way into a ~go fuck yourself obvilion~

"Celebrities" ... they are such the assclowns.........Oh so sensitive. lmao

46--"he has more money than many of you "
Know what else he has more of than us? Dicknose, that's what.

You guys really ARE mean. I know I'm a biznatch, but even I can't say anything about this guy..or suicide...or his nose...
You're all RUTHLESS!!!!
However, I hardly believe this happy-go-lucky guy tried to off himself. Fucking Enquirer....

i hope it wasn't suicide. <3o.w.

I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Do it hansel!

420!!

FIRST!

You said the book wasn't yours...

'34. veggio - August 27, 2007 11:31 AM

so many trollz out there'

Yeah.....and you're one of the biggest........shit for brains!

Poor bastard...

Suicide - A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Course, I might think about too it if I got a reputation for giving rim jobs...

Fucking please.

Suicide is always bullshit, but sometimes you can almost understand people's reasoning. Your is Father beating the shit out of you everyday? Okay. Finding out you have AIDS? Sure. Being responsible for the death of someone close to you? Maybe. Stuck in a dead in job working 15 hours for forty years without any sense of merit? You bet.

But what plausible reason could this guy have? Too much money? Too many young women trying to fuck him. Being generally accepted as a decent actor? Bleh. Celebrity Suicide is never a fucking tragedy, it's fucking entertainment.

bonzo420 go hang.....from a building

61- amen.

PS: why is this the new post again? Am I lost?

Ok, Owen, fine. We'll leave you alone. Just one thing - cut DOWN, not across, you fuckin faggot.

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

But once my next movie comes out, by all means stop respecting my privacy and tune into all of my promotional appearances and go see the movie.

Okay, alright......we'll give you your privacy..............Dicknose.

who cares.

Really, I like Owen. This story is bullshit.....and so is this so called Update.

I don't know if his suicide attempt was about Kate Hudsen or not, but I definitely saw him at a party in May with some brunette chick, and they were holding hands and being very -friendly- with each other.

Poor guy, I hope he gets the help that he needs...

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

You know, money and fame don't make everything better...

This is pretty sad. I don't really think death and suicide are something to make a joke out of.

My gosh, Owen, it's simple: cut, expose the arteries, then chew them up so that they can't stop the bleeding fast enough if somebody finds you. Honestly, kids these days have no work ethic at all!

And get that disgusting face-penis covered up! Nobody wants to look at that. My goodness.

If you imagine the statement in his voice, it's fucking hilarious.

"I don't really think _____ and _____ are something to make a joke out of"

For you, it's death and suicide. For somebody else, it's having an eating disorder. Whatever. If you totalled up everybody's sensitive nerves, there would be no topics left to make fun of - if your goal was to avoid offending anybody. Either it's all fair game, or nothing is. The truth is that although it might make you feel better to write something like that, nobody cares what offends you. If you get offended, don't whine, just leave.

It's not a serious suicide attempt. When guys really want to kill themselves, they use a gun or jump in front of a train or do something really violent and permanent. Those methods usually succeed.

Women, on the other hand, are much more likely to be cutters and use drugs. Those methods don't always succeed, but sometimes they do.

If it was a suicide attempt I can't imagine the misery that he must have been in to do such a thing, but I wish him the best of luck as he recovers.

I 'm not a fan of his, but I hope he gets the help he needs.

I have to admit that the world of Hollywood far superficial then any of could imagine, hence this fucking site. However we are obviously drawn to it, along with the misery and tragedies of others. Sure like i said... and f**k you veggo...i dont like the more obvious of superficials like the hollywood women who make horrible cheese movies where their looks are the only thing that got them that role... However if ANYONE tries to commit suicide its IS serious. I am sure we all lead very interesting lives to have wasted mintues reading and browsing the superficial.com in the first place. It is like highschool. That to make ourselves feel better or worse we must look into the lives of other and gossip how we are so much better. As if noone here has had thoughts of suicide, or had dreams when they were young of being famous, or who have favorite actor/actress. And I am sure that everyone on here who has posted about looks could be a fucking model. *rolls eyes* sure I judge and I am judged...but i think we are all assholes and idiots. And beyond who he is or what he does I am sure he has plenty of family or friends or fans that love him and would miss him if he were to be gone...i am sure someone will have a witty retort to my response that will make them proud for a minute or two... i look forward to see the stream of idiocy after i post this...

i love that needle in the hey song...it was ironically enough his brother who tried to kill himself in the movie

and by help...you mean a gun or a fast moving train right?

"I don't really think death and suicide are something to make a joke out of."
WELL I SURE AS SHIT DO!

80- why the fuck do i get a fuck you?

Perhaps you people who think he's a loser should visit www.IMDB.com and look at Owen's credits. He is an actor, writer and producer, and quite frankly, he has probably accomplished more in one year than most of you losers have accomplished in an entire lifetime.

You should be ashamed of yourselves for joking about attempted suicide (if that's even what it was). I hope that if one of your loved ones or friends ever cries out for help, you are not the victim of the same kind of scorn.

Grow up!!!

84---that's all fine and good, but um, he tried to off himself....not us. So he can be a writer, actor, producer, Indian chief and Grand Poobah but he's still a miserable dicknose. I'd rather be me than him, obviously. Nice try. And P.S. I hate people who use the word scorn.

woa, maybe he did try to kill himself. If it were anything else wouldn't your statement say "I fell in the shower, am getting x-rays" or "I have a bad case of flu" but just saying you need to "heal in privet" usually means something embarasing like sex injury, drugs or suicide

86--don't forget the old standby.........exhaustion.

#84 says " He is an actor, writer and producer, and quite frankly, he has probably accomplished more in one year than most of you losers have accomplished in an entire lifetime."

Yeah thanks for the update. But in reality what has he accomplished? Did he cure some disease? Teach kids to read? Fight terrorists in a far off land? Chase down armed criminals? Cause lots of people do shit like this every day for alot less money than this overprivledged, over paid "celebrity". So he has problems, who the fuck doesn't. Just don't tell me how much this guy has accomplished because in 10 years all he is going to have to show for his "work" is a buch of semi-funny forgettable movies and one failed suicide attempt. So, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. Besides nobody likes a quitter.

Nobody.

88--Yeah, you forgot Homewrecker and "Dude Kate Hudson broke up with"

Poor guy. Must be really upset about something, but it is hard to feel badly for someone with shitloads of money who can travel anywhere they want, while the rest of us regular people have to live paycheck to paycheck. Talent is objective. Anyone that has made it in Hollywood was in the right place at the right time. Otherwise, people like Jessica Simpson wouldnt have a job.

My god some of you people are ignorant morons. The guy tried to kill himself and your insulting him and making jokes about it, I doubt you would ever do this outside the internet you fucking pussies.

aaagghhh I liked him in Zoolander, that movie is so bad hahaha
hope he get's some help or something

Oh, bullshit.
I don't even believe this piece of gossip.

Funny #5, I was going to mention his penis-nose too. He is still pretty damn sexy and funny! I'm sad that he is bipolar.

The Pills'n'scotch Stallion?

prolly too soon

Ack! This is horrible news.

Not to sound like a pussy, but I'd like to focus on the positive.

Here is UGO's Hats off to Owen Wilson

http://www.ugo.com/movies/spotlight-owen-wilson/

I hope that if that is what he truly tried to do, then he recovers and gets on with his career. You should support someone during a time like this, not show disrespect and make light of it like the Hollywood media whores. Haven't you ever know someone who was depressed and was contemplating or attempted suicide? He's made some good films and I hope he fully recovers and continues his successful career.

I very much doubt that he attempted suicide, especially since the reports are from a source that always lies. But even if the reports are untrue, I think it's extremely disgusting how often I hear people make fun of others who are crying for help. It's just sick.

Goddammit now I look like one of these weeping vaginas crying over jokes about suicide. I still have to say it though, I quite like the guy. I've only seen him in that shitty movie with Jackie Chan but he had a pretty cool voice. I wouldn't exactly care if he offed himself but there's at least a hundred other actors I'd rather see go.

#46:

"Yes, the rich and famous have time to check sites like this, once in a blue moon."

Do you have time for some grammar lessons? Or at least spellcheck? Your post is a mess.

That's too bad because I thought he had the perfect life. Once again, my life seems okay compaired to celeb life.

Pray for the man, he is human.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

I'm gonna need to see 2 dragons to get over this tragedy.

So Owen Wilson tries to commit suicide and his attempt is weak and ineffectual. Jesus Christ, it's like his movie performances - he's always the same way in everything...

@88 "Yeah thanks for the update. But in reality what has he accomplished? Did he cure some disease? Teach kids to read? Fight terrorists in a far off land? Chase down armed criminals? Cause lots of people do shit like this every day for alot less money than this overprivledged, over paid "celebrity". So he has problems, who the fuck doesn't. Just don't tell me how much this guy has accomplished because in 10 years all he is going to have to show for his "work" is a buch of semi-funny forgettable movies and one failed suicide attempt."
Maybe that's why he did this. Maybe he feels like a fuck-up. Who knows. Why are you such an asshole?

Whoa Fish! Great news day, huh? Sometimes it really pays to get out of bed on Monday morning.

Now the bet: (1) he's been abusing downers for so long that he has clinical depression from it (2) he is not really the "butterscotch" stallion - he's the BUTTERVICODIN STALLION and, therefore, can't get it up without extreme stimulation (impotence is side effect of downer abuse) hence the whoring around with fresh meat constantly so he can get an erection (3) he hates himself for being alone/lonely and couldn't see a way out because of his dependency.

He needs to connect with Keith Urban ASAP.

Come on, people. He's going through some serious stuff here. And it's probably your fault. Yeah, that's right. You're to blame: http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/2176/50/

#107 caretaker! caretaker! nanner nanner boo boo

Funny how when a weak whiner tries to commit suicide, all the other weak whiners start crying in unison for their lil pussy compatriot. If only I could find a pillow big enough for all of them at once...

I'd like to round most of you soulless fucks up, put you on a train and ship you off to a WW2 Nazi death camp.

It's not jews that deserve to be exterminated, it's spineless pricks like you. I hope your worst enemy comes after your dead and pisses on your grave.

And I don't even like Owen Wilson.. he's okayish. But he's human. To the very least if your going to be so cruel about someone's suffering save it for the Linsday Lohans and Britney Spears.

Honey, we've been over this many times. When you bring up the Nazis it's always clear that you have a raging hardon, you sexy S&M minx! Great for me, because I know you want to be tied up and sodomized with a cattle prod AGAIN (minx!). But it kinda undermines your self-righteous tone. Lighten up, sweetie. Dad's dead. He can't put nipple clamps on your testicles ever again. You don't need to be so angry, no anymore. *kisses*

Shut the fuck up losers. John's right. Make fun of me or be a freak and troll me I could give a fuck . I personally hate Hollywood; it is the asshole of humanity filled with human filth, festering ego and the stench of soulless greed. I come to Superfish and I trash 'em and laugh at 'em. But this is not one of those times. Every human being with a heart and a brain knows what a hard fucked up life this is. Suffering is not and never will be funny to me. I feel for Owen and I feel for his family. I hope he gets the support and help he needs. Only someone with true character and balls can put down the humour shield for a second and just be honest.

The real pussies out there are the ones who can't even admit they have a heart and have to hide behind their humour at all times.
Man up bitches. Your inch long penises won't fall off if you express your feelings once in a while. Get over yourselves and don't be so arrogant to think you'll never know the meaning of suffering.

I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about
everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming:
- Owen, Owen!
And I go:
- What, what's the matter?
She goes:
- What's the matter with you?
I say:
- Nothing mom.
She goes:
- Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!
I go:
- No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't
you get me a Pepsi?
She goes:
- No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way!
I go:
- Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like
give me a Pepsi?
And she goes:
- No, you're crazy!
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me,
just one Pepsi.

#112 - so you're saying you're more of a butch-fem mix? Very complex. Alluring. I assume you can direct me to some public bathroom where I might find your phone number on the wall?

Hey #112 - haven't you heard? Wussie time is over in America. Men - real men - are fighting and getting wounded and dying. For real - real pain, real injury, real suffering, real loss. Not just girlish scratches on the wrist and pathetic limp-dicked whimpering about "emotional pain" (as if somebody like Owen Wilson has any idea what real pain is like). We have work to do now. We don't have time to waste on the Owen sisters or their panty-wearing sympathizers. Just tune in AMC some time to get a clue about the new reality (same as the old reality):

Patton: What's the matter with you?
Soldier Who Gets Slapped: Well, I... I guess I... I can't take it anymore.
Patton: What did you say?
Soldier Who Gets Slapped: It's my nerves, sir. I... I just can't stand the shelling anymore.
Patton: Your *nerves*? Well, hell, you're nothing but a God-damned coward.
[Soldier start sniveling]
Patton: Shut up!
[Slaps him, once forehanded, then backhanded on the rebound]
Patton: I'm not going to have a man sitting here *crying*! In front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle!
[Soldier snivels some more, and Patton swings a vicious forehand slap, knocking his helmet away]
Patton: *Shut up!*
[to the doctors]
Patton: Don't admit this yellow bastard. There's nothing wrong with him. I won't have a man who's just afraid to fight *stinking up this place of honor!* You will get him back up to the front.
[to soldier]
Patton: You're going back to the front, boy. You may get shot, and you may get killed, but you're going back to the fighting. Either that, or I'll stand you up before a firing squad. Why, I ought to shoot you right now, you...
[pulls his service automatic. At that, the doctors leap forward and hustle the soldier out of the tent. Patton keeps shouting at the soldier's back]
Patton: God-damned bastard! Get him out of here! Take him back to the *front! You hear me? You God-damned coward!*
[Takes deep breath]
Patton: I won't have cowards in my army.

#114. Gaydar don't stand in front of a mirror to long ... you'll explode.

P.S. That was the weakest attempt at an insult I've ever seen here and that's saying a lot.

#116 - I agree your comment was the weakest attempt at an insult we've seen around here in quite some time. It's refreshing to see a commenter adopt a realistically self-critical attitude.

How about you write to me when you've been diagnosed with a life threatening illness that's destroying your central nervous system when your only in your 20's. Having lived in Africa and seen shit you can only dream about I can guarantee I've had a harder life than anyone in Holywood. But I have a heart and I have no shame about it. I also have a 36-23-34 figure, the face of an angel, and a nice pussy so call me one if you want. I could care less.

So you picked up AIDS while in Africa. Boo-fuckin-hoo. Slut.

Too late for anyone to read or care...
but 113: YOU ROCK!
I haven't heard that shit in AGES man, I was just looking at the cassette the other day....

You've got a fucking child, Owen. I hope you get the help you need and you don't devastate your family like mine was 6 days ago.

Owen Wilson is a spoiled fucking rat bastard. Dumbass motherfucker doesn't realize how good he has it and he tries to off himself. Hey, Owen, you stupid fucking pathetic big-nosed sack of shit - wanna trade lives with me and see what it's really like to have it rough? I hope your next attempt is more successful!

I like Owen Wilson so I hope he's OK however.....

This guy has loads of money and tons of women waiting in line and he tries to off himself.

I've just found a new respect for homeless people....

and most "superficial" readers ;-)

Wally you are terribly funny on this terrible subject *kisses* but #54 with his "Whoa is me" may have raised the bar a bit - I'll be laughing about that one every time I hit the freeway.....

#86 A record breaking day! Your "heal in privet" is even better than Lohan's "adequite".

I'm not crazy

Institutionalized

Your the one who's crazy

Intstitutionalized

Apparently the attempt was made after watching "Wedding Crashers" in its entirety for the first time.

This shocks me. I thought this dude seemed like mr. happy go lucky. Although he does seem like a partier, so I suppose I could see him having a drug addiction, but I just can't see him trying to off himself. Wonder if the breaup w/ Kate Hudson had something to do with it? Anyways, he looks annoying, but he is actually a pretty decent actor. But both of those Wilson bros are fugly.

#105 I'm an asshole because I don't get all weepy over someone the suicide attempt of somebody I've never met? Whatever. That post was in response to the one above it, so try and get a little context before your get your panites in a knot. Lot's of people have problems and "feel like fuck ups" but they don't go the whoa is me, cry for attention route. If he is manic depressive then get treatment, if he was just having a shit shit day then he's weak, plain and simple. Which is OK, alot of people are, just don't tell me I have to feel sorry for his ass cause I don't. If that makes me an asshole so be it, but at least I'm not a quitter.

#110 big fucking words dude, but I have a feeling the only thing your rounding up is your boyfriends for a round of hide the dildo.

I'll bet it was the Zoolander 2 script.

he needs to find jesus.

this will make a good storyline for a new watered-down toilet humoured brainless comedy.

Confirmed:

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/detail/index.jsp?uuid=53087f9d-cb71-4a68-982b-a2899a0fb3b7

@110 - Hey , ILikeCandy, if you promise not to talk about Africa while we are having sex then lets. You can tell me about before or after or both. Just please let my Mr. Wiggly Works Wonders on your bad day. Please Please Please.

Am I the only person who doesn't give a shit about Owen Wilson?

"Oh boo hoo - I guess my millions of dollars and movie career and being able to bang Kate Hudson just isn't enough. Waaaaa! My life sucks!"

I hope he chokes to death on a chainsaw. Other folks should be as lucky as this dipshit.

I seriously doubt Owen Wilson tried to kill himself over Kate Hudson. I'm sure there was a lot more going on. He might not be great looking according to some, but he's a famous actor, so he probably would have been banging another Hollywood starlet within the week. I also don't think the REALLY wanted to die, because he wouldn't have tried to go out like a bitch. Men that really want to die go out hardcore with a shotgun in their mouths (like Kurt Cobain). Or they jump off of a building and splatter their heads all over the pavement. They don't take pills, or cut their wrists hoping someone will find them. I hope he gets over whatever it is that's haunting him. I'm not a big fan, but he's had his moments in films here and there. I've never read about him being a jerk, so I'll assume he's a decent guy.

what the hell's wrong with this guy?,,,hes making movies,,,whores are banging him cause hes in pictures, his rich etc....p.s. can anyone with suicidal tendencies be in a position to dump kate hudson?

No-talent jackass couldn't even get his suicide right! It's down the tracks, not across the road retard.

hopefully not, but maybe someday you'll be touched by a suicide attempt.. and maybe then you’ll understand that no one really understands except maybe that person.. a good read: http://origin.mercurynews.com/sharks/ci_6741296

The comment feature should be disabled on sensitive posts like this. None of you here can be trusted to act maturely about serious subject matter.

A human being, no matter how famous they are or how much money they have, is still a human being. Grow up and treat this subject matter with the sensitivity it deserves.

I have to agree with 139...I don't think everyone here is an a-hole but there sure are a lot of people ACTING like it. Some of the most successful, happy-on-the-surface people are the ones who are the most miserable inside. Depression is equal opportunity. Can't we have a little sympathy for a fellow human being who was obviously so distressed he apparently decided to try to off himself? We don't know why he did it, we don't know anything about him, so who the hell are we to judge? What if it was your brother, your friend, your dad? How is his family holding up and do you think they need to read these snarky comments? Nobody's asking you to be a "wuss" or a "pussy" to have some common decency. Jeezus people....grow up, step away from the herd.

Look, we all know about depression and suicide. At this site - not in real life, not 100% of the time, just here - we're indulging in a little black humor. You may not like it, you may not think it's funny, but that's what this site is specifically designed for - and not your fucking condescending preaching, with "insights" that any child already knows. Take your holier-than-thou one-note inflexible sermons and shove them up your asses.

All of the invective and nastiness directed at a depressed man is horrible,
and it's bad karma that will one day come back to bite each & everyone of you cynics in the ass.

"bad karma" - why not just say the boogie man will get you while you're sleeping? It's about the same level of primitive thought. But if you're weak-minded and afraid of the world, well, I suppose believing in superstitions might get you through the night. Whatever works - not everybody bothers to exercise the brain that God gave you.