Aug 2 2007Nobody likes Victoria Beckham

Gotta love the nouveau riche.

Frist?

FIRST

That's funny, I would think people would love Posh Spice for keeping Britney away.

Well, now, I don't know what to do with this. Do I applaud Britney's moment of clarity or do I crucify her for thinking that sitting next to Posh would bring down her real estate value? This is profound. It's like voting for president here in the US.....what is the less of two evils???

I'm the real FRIST!!!

True dat, DOUBLE TRUE!!!

You know it's pretty bad when even Britney Spears, the trashiest trash we have, knows better than to sit next to you.

Go back to Britain you piece of trash.

I would sit next to Victoria Beckham

Britney: I ain't settin' nex ta no far'nur!

You don't go grabbin' someone's husband's balls, my friend.

That's very disrespectful.

After consulting with my spiritual advisor, I have decided that in the case of Britney vs. Posh, if this situation should occur again, I will side with the ceiling that could potentially cave in and crush the daylights out of both of them simultaneously.

She's nothing more than a SOCCER MOM/WIFE.... yet she portrays herself to be the biggest 'Hollywood Starlet' EVER.............
All of the attention went to her head up through that gigantic pig snout nose.
Go away bitch.

I think she kind of looks like a skeleton. I'd fuck her hard though.

@13, I can't agree more. Is she still trying to ride that gay ass spice crap/ Or the coat tails of a gay ass soccer player? Either way, the Limeys can keep her.

i just want to jump in the bed sheets with her husband. or at least fantisize about it.

lmmfao @ Brit. Posh is hott compared Brit (aka; Used Up Dish Rag). i'd guess sitting next to something so purty would do little to boost poor Shitney's self-esteem.

.......... te-fucking-hee!

hahahaha, "discriminatin against the sexy", that was awesome!

Don't worry VB, you're still all right with me. Probably better off not eating next to Brit anyways. I heard she has those sticky fingers. You'd look away from your plate for one second, and when you turn around all your food will be gone and Brit's mouth will be stuffed!

@1, good on you!

@2 and 3, wow, don't you two sound like idiots.

#10 - holy crap that made me laugh out loud! Damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have given anything to see the reanimated corpse of Chuck Bronson stride into the Chateau Marmont with a pair of MAC-10s, reduce those trashy, ugly, dry cunts into bloody meat-rags, and then bask in the fine red mist still lingering in the air before opening up on the rest of the arrogant pieces of shit who would even dine there.

poor poor poor David the hubby stuck with that thing because if he divorces her now, he's fucked!
the amount of money he'll have to shell out to her will be insane.
i'm pretty sure he's doing most of all of this to please her after he cheated with the assistant.
because really which "married" guy would move to L.A. to play on a 4th rate soccer team when you could be in your native land finishing a great career?
answer......THE WIFE!!!!!

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I think we're all missing the point here. I think Britney didn't want to sit next to her because it would take the attention away from her for about 2 whole seconds. Oh, and make her look fat.

♥☻♥Britney iz juzt jealouz to zit next to her...Pozh lookz better♥☻♥

@21 go back to summer school. This is an adult conversation, no snot noses allowed.

Brit just saw that piggy nose and those bones and decided her food would be safer at Il Sole.

Nothing hungrier than a starved pig.

Acting like a donkey? Really need some clarification from the author

kelli-you have about an hour until your momz getz home from third shift. Live it up, brainiac.

The amount of people who think Britney is prettier, classier and better than Victoria is shocking. But then again, so it the number of people with IQs below 100...

10 - Thats classic! Besides it's probably better for Posh - Cuz Brit wood have only gots chickin' grease on her fo-sashy dress.

Good morning everybody. And yes of course, I don't dislike Victoria, I would just like to shoot some of my man juice in all her holes.

Good Morning everybody.

Oh and I don't dislike Victoria, so if she would like some loving she can come here. I will shoot some of my man juice in all the holes in her body.

frist

Dear Posh,

Please buy a dictionary and look up "esteem". Then apply the words "low self" as a prefix. Because any one as rich as you who needs to be blinded by cameras everytime she pretends to eat, all while poorly attemptng to appear aloof obviously has deep seated "never good enough" issues. Worst Spice Girl (that's not meant to be redundant), worst fake tits, worst ass, worst just about everything. In fact, if you were a deli meat, you'd be poshwurst. Please buy about 100 cats and move to the mountains. And let the photogs snap people who matter only sligtly more than you. Oh wait, that's just about everyone.

Many thanks.

RichPort

discriminatin against the sexy and waddled off!!!!

ROFL!!!!

Ok, they should be thanking VB for scaring Brittney away. Also, I bet Brittney didn't want to sit next to her because Brit wants to be the center of attention and doesn't want to compete with VB. Finally, I am not a VB fan, but at least she knows how to dress herself and takes good care of her kids.

Brit didn't want to sit next to posh because it would make Brit look even more nasty, dirty and fat.

You know why people don't like her?Because she's wearing always these pathetic sunglasses and she NEVER smiles.

I couldn't eat near Victoria Beckham either. Her boobs look like a grapefruit that was cut in half and stuck in her bra. Gross!

Being a 'celebrity' and wearing sunglasses all the time is sooo 20th century.....

"and then she waddled off."

Oh Fish, the visual you gave me just tickled me all kinds of pink, mauve, fuschia, etc.

Eff, Posh and Eff, Britney, but let ME Eff Becks (yum!)

I wonder what Posh even orders at a restaurant? A lettuce leaf and a grain of rice...OR...a side of beef and a toothbrush...

very funny.

#30 Mdis - don't you mean "Ver-soch?" (hahaha)

Well,you don't have this from me but i think people don't like her because she's nouvelle rich european.Generally that means that you're an arrogant european from da backstreets,forgotten where you came from.

24.......27 told everyone on the Britney zite that zhe fucked your partner....
nice , huh? Better get a doctor checkup, bitch...zhez got
2 dizeazez, maybe 3....

p.s. I don't go to zummer zchool...and
my mom doezn't work...my dad left her
enough money to live on when he died
enjoy that one, fuckerz............................☻

Skank smelli, you are just a bag of pus. You have to use partner since you have no idea if we are male female, or both...And that is a nice childish comeback from a 12 year old. Pretty much what is expected.

Go back out into your street and pick up some lunch PWT.

I spent already all the old money,does that make me nouvelle rich??

she does not call the papparazi. thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. if you actually have seen an interview with her she is down to earth and quite friendly. thats a bunch of rubbish.

"discriminatin' against the sexy" and then waddled off. HAHA! I love who ever writes this stuff.

That's what I was thinking.

What the hell is Posh doing in a restaraunt? Eating?

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TOTAL BS

#10 - very good Brit impersonation. I give it a 9.8.
#19 - Wow, Chauncey has some issues. You must really like that Death Wish movie saga (good "Man" shows, BTW).
#33 - "poshwurst" ... now THAT'S the REAL RichPort in true form and all his glory. So nice to see you cracking wise here again.

Fish - you are in rare form today. Your comments were the funniest thing I've seen you write in a month. Way to go.

TOTAL BS

I'm sorry, but this is the hotel that let Lindsay Lohan live there for 10 months, as if Victoria Beckam is really causing problems for anyone. How many times was Lindsay pictured entering and leaving the restaurant?

Also, its hardly Posh's fault if she's in a restaruant eating (eating?!?!?) and Britney Spears doesn't want to look fat and pathetic sitting next to her.

#22 - right on the money

That's quite true,i can't imagine Posh eating something.Unless there's a pile of steamy and freshly printed bankbillets on her plate.

Anybody wants some salt and pepper??

this beckam bitch rules.. fuck britney..

You know, with all the money Posh has, you think that she'd have enough to buy a decent bra....

That, or she should just get a garbage bag and put it over her head.

Maybe they'll give her a medal, or something.

She is a pointless, selfish, narcisistic fucking good for nothing waste of space, who's raison d'etre is to out-perform all the other fucking worthless morons in every field of shallow, superficial stupity, "ooh, ooh, look at me! Look at me! I'm here!"
One again another plastic, choreographed celebrity gets wheeled out on the illustrious conveyorbelt of 'fame'.
She looks like a pig, talks like a pig and acts like a pig.
The best thing about this woman is her tittys, and they're FAKE!
Ta Tar
Man_phat

If she would only make that snout smile once in a while!

krazihorkelli: Do you take it up the azz? cauze I have 9 inchez of tube steak aching for you.

@13 your comment could go either way, if shitney's kids were ever to become coordinated enough to actually play soccer. They'll be lucky to be potty trained by high school, if they make it that far.

I'd think it would be the other way around. Posh wouldn't want to sit next to shitney's stink and grime.

Could someone from Ca Child Protection Services pls step in and help those poor helpless kids? I'll adopt those boys! We don't have a shitload of money like shitney but we do have common fucking sense.

Kids teeth shouldn't be rotting out of their mouths at less than 2 years of age. If shitney gave them decent food and a damned toothbrush to chew on at tubbietime she wouldn't have these problems. It's not so hard peoople! I would think with all of shitney's money she'd have nannies who at least know how to keep a kid clean. She's disgusting.

Wait, I am confused.....the pig snot, grapefruit boob chick, eats? I thought she was running for Skeletors sister.

Wait, I am confused.....the pig snout, grapefruit boob chick, eats? I thought she was running for Skeletors sister.

I'm not a huge fan of Posh, but being an Englishman I think I should stick up for my compatriate. MOST of the time (but certainly not all), she is very self-deprecating and a lot of the paparazzi set ups are a device for her to poke fun at her lifestyle. She has a very dry sense of humour, and it's often misinterpreted.

On the other hand she does play fast and loose with her status as a pseudo celebrity and works her publicity machine to its maximum potential.

But God, she needs to eat a fucking hamburger.

That woman is so enormous tricky and absolute HORNY as hell about the celebrity status!! Bravo Britney! This Vicky Buckham is using just everyone she could lay her hands on. First of all, she said Eddy Murphy was an asshole. This because she wouldn't dare to say something like that about her own husband, after he tricked on her..................Fucking with the Nanny in Europe! Nice title for a porn-movie, by the way! But she thought after saying something like that, the people of the United States would love here and give her credits because of saying such things!! Next is the episode of "best friends in crime"......the happy cruises, FaggotPal tommy and his very very naive Kate. The buckhams will just eat and party with the "cruises" and celebrityness will join us.
Let us say: Goodbye Buckhams, back to England and nice NOT knowing you in person!!

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So the Brit wouldn't sit next to a brit -
I believe this story has a whiff of crapola about it

Well, at least Britney is starting off this month on the right foot.

Just shows to go you, even the bi-polar, non-med taking crazies are still sane enough to know that they don't want to be around the Becks.

finally, my life is now complete. yea baby...69! ...& snubbed by crazy (to thick) brit? is the world going to end next week tuesday?
#67. wheres the “whiff of crapola” in this story?

#69
Hey leatherdadday, there are two things wrong with this story -
1 - VB was in a restaurant (surely she has no idea they exist)
2 - Britney was up and about that early in her day and was coherent enough to express her annoyance at her table location

One of my best friends is from London, and she said when she was home this summer everyone in England was hoping we wouldn't take Posh the wrong way because her behavior is a "piss take" - meaning she's making fun of herself. I figure my friend knows better than I do, but I still find Posh abhorrent, no matter how gorgeous her husband is!

Hmm...Posh or Britney...I don't know whose side I'm on. They're both buffoons.

i'm a crazy fuckin' retard
who's illiterate to boot
'cause i uze the z key
instead on an s.

i'm 14 and ztupider
than a bag of hammerz
but think i'm kooler than
anyone elze, but i'm just a
fucktard from the good ole US of A

Wait a sec. Victoria Beckham eats?

Awww. Poor Leatherface.

66: a little further south like where I wanna go on you

I have a hard time believing Britney would storm out of any place that serves food, at lest not until she has had a chance to rub some on her clothes. I also can't see her being sober enough to realize that anyone was around her let alone a woman who is about the size of a Q-tip. Her body guard probably pointed out the sign that says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service". Somebody should let her know that Ponderosa has a kick ass Sunday Bar and a lenient dress code. Not to mention Mac & Cheese goes with everything from Gucci to NASCAR T-shirts.

Ummmm...how come her nipples point sideways?

Fuck both of them and the Chateau Marmont.
The only good thing that ever happened at the Chateau Marmont was Led Zepplin unceremoniously barreling through the lobby on some Harleys.

I think #53 is right. The meltdown Britney is going through has no doubt put her in a state of mind that any celeb that is any way shape or form better than her, makes her look that much worse. Britney has to be seen with F-listers for her to look good, and she's jealous that Katie Holmes' BFF would've been sitting next to her making her sorry ass look even more sorry. If she was any kind of smart (which we all know she isn't) she would've sat next to Victoria and taken notes on how to dress and act. It at least would've been a step in the right direction for her.

UGHHHH.....as I sit here posting my comment I have to ask myself, Why do so many people care about these spoiled talentless loser cuntbags? Obviously I am on here too, while I sit at work ,bored, but come on! Britney Spears? Posh Spice? WTF! How are they really famous? It blows my mind that these bitches have millions and have stuff to complain about! I'm sure alot of you are like me, work hard and have to live like every other normal Joe in the world. Who keeps funding their lifestyle? Buying their bullshit "music" and stinky ass perfume? These people need to get it over with and die.

@75, Stevie, what's with the desire to go anal on her? Are you gay? And what's up with guys in general these days, always getting excited about trying to go anal on a girl. Seriously guys, in case you didn't realize, the anal action is gay. If you have that strong a fixation for giving it to someone up the ass, maybe you need to re-evaluate what team you play for.

wontyoujointme - it has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Anal is exciting to guys because we get extra hard when we know we're hurting the girl with our cocks. Society is very puritanical about so-called "rape" so anal is all we have in the arsenal, so to speak.

Is it just me or does she always seem to have a snotty, snooty look on her face? As if to be saying "Bask in my glow, then just GO, you peasants!" I hope no one gets the idea that all Brits are like this.

Shitney's crotch stink would have killed Beckham's appetite. Leaving was a favor to everybody there and they should thank Victoria for being the cross that repelled the filthy vampire.

#82, yo man, no offense (and you know whenever someone says "no offense", they're always about to say something offensive), but if "hurting" a girl anally is what you need to get sexually turned on, then you've got some serious issues. That's just a really sad reason to want anal. And man, who wants to get leftover shit on their dick. Just not cool at all. So try working some better game in bed and you might find that not only do you enjoy it more, but the girl likes it also and actually wants to come back for more. And shit, just learn how to work with what you've got, and work that pussy better, man. Or maybe you really are just gay and scared to come out of the closet, so you'd rather hide behind that sad reason for why anal is exciting. Perhaps your user name says a lot about you?

@82
"Anal is exciting to guys because we get extra hard when we know we're hurting the girl"

Speak for yourself creepy man. Normal guys that tap the ass do so for other reasons such as the pussy being too loose or ugly, a fine example of baby got back, and/or because it is tight and feels good. Some girls enjoy it. If you really get harder when the girl is hurting then you'll soon be saying "it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose."

i dunno who writes these blogs, but he/she never fails to make me laugh. good humor.

haha Vikky is sooo lame that even Brit Brit doesn't want to be near her!!

hey

maybe, just maybe, britney didn't want to sit next to posh because britney is a mess and she knew sitting next to her would cause comparison. and we all know who would win that contest.

I like Victoria. I would like to suck her diamond hard nipples. Even though they are so hard they would probably cut my tongue and make me bleed. Mmmm...diamond hard nips!

gay4girls is a fucking retard. He needs a prison cell with a 300 pound black dude who gets off when anal hurts his cell partner.

"I like to hurt girls." What a fucking fag.

I think this story is false

I would fuck David Beckham with YOUR dick while his freaky pig-nosed wife videotaped it. That man is the hottest thing that has EVER come from Britain. Good lord he makes me cream my panties every time I see him. I shit you not. As for his wife, I hated her freaking guts until I watched that special she made and realized she actually has a pretty good sense of humor about herself, and truly seems to love her family. Personally, I plan to give her more of a chance here in Cali than just a month. I think they will be bigger than Brangelina and TomKat.

#86, while you make a much better argument than #82, I'm still not buying your reasons. If the pussy is to loose or ugly, then you're fucking a slut, man, which you should never be doing in the first place, or your dick is just too small, which is something you'll have to deal with no matter who you're fucking, in which case you just gotta work on your technique instead of resorting to anal. And if baby got back, it's all good, but you should just been spankin that ass while you're hittin the pussy. You don't actually need to put your dick in it. Like I said, who the fuck wants leftover shit on their dick!? Anal just ain't cool man, unless your gay and you don't have any other choice! Otherwise, keep your friggin dick out of the ass and work the pussy better!

Pussy is for pussies. It's what a girl wants to give. Anal is what you TAKE. The more resistance she puts up, the harder you get. And who cares if your dick gets dirty? Just stick it in her mouth and make her clean it up right after she gags on your thick salty gobs of cum. Honestly, it's like some of you have no imagination at all.

Why are we constantly force-fed by the media this Beckham shit? I dont know anyone who's the least bit interested in this family's life, what they wear etc etc etc. Blah

Why is everyone hating on Posh. She is just a sassy little thing who likes attention. If anything, this blog should have been bashing what a bitch Britney is for not wanting to sit next to her.

gay4girls is a fag, that's why he's so obsessed with anal. He likes to have a big hairy man force it on him. Then he cleans it up.

GOOD I am British and I am THRILLED you all fucking hate her over there as much as we hate her here. Fuck of VB - no one likes you you SUCK and are ORANGE.

Being persona non grata at Chateau Marmont is really more of a blessing than a curse. That place is full of rats (literal and figurative) and is about as exclusive as a public toilet.

If Britney is the kind of people who are turned off by you, I'd say Posh is doing well for herself. At least she's not shaving her head and driving around with her kids on her lap like SOME people.

hahaha against the sexy/waddling off. ok that's the first time i've laughed today. you genius you.

The boys who love and prefer anal (and CLAIM they take it) are always the ones women refer to as INCHWORMS. Grown men with little toys. Guys with tiny dicks. Pencildicks.

Get the picture?

Oh yea, Brit should start a workout regimen before trying to show off her body.

Posh sucks. Outloud!

David Beckham is a fairy and a sissy. Go home, you bloody limey inchworm. And stop grabbing Tim Mcgraws crotch, tinkerbelle.

gay4girls is a big fat bald old guy with back hair who never gets any, which is why he is so bitter towards women........

Even though sitting next to Ms.Posh would make me look obese, I would sit on her lap (or for safety purposes, have her sit on my lap) before I would even go into the same building as Britney Spears.

I'm not sure where the jury stands on stupidity and STDs being contagious, but I wouldn't take any chances.

haha I love how I turned a Posh discussion into and all anal blowout!

nips malone

Brit would see Posh's piggy nose, think they were soul sisters and start chomping on Cheetos Au Gratin, and mistake Posh for a toothpick dressed in a " like, classy Chanel napkin, y'all"

If I were Britney Spears I wouldn't sit next to Victoria either. I mean, she looks bad when she's around ugly people...

Wow, that guy at 94 must be worshiped by women all over the world, hell probably the galaxy he's so far ahead of us, and I'm such an amazing inspiration to be with.
To come onto an anonymous website and proclaim his practically divine revelations about sex....WOW! I would just love to meet him, of course with my eyes shut because I'm not sure I would be worthy enough to be near such a master *crosses fingers tightly* Oh, I hope maybe one day I can be a little bit as great as him *swoons*

victoria beckham is awesome.

lardney spears is not.

good. fuck off Victoria.
I am sick to the back teeth of hearing about you.

I think those two must be seriously mentally ill if they crave attention that much, and seem to actually GET it. They must be robots to deal with so much. I am tired after just READING about all what they do and where they appear.

Go away. You are already mega rich and mega famous and have a (blow up) doll like body so just go and do some yoga or something and get a grip

..by those 2 meant David and Victoria

I loathe the expression on her face everytime she poses for a camera. It's not just really stuck up, it looks like victoria beckham just KNEW that she was born to be Queen Of The World, and knows it so well it's become a part of her.

What's more, she's perpetuating global anorexia XP

gay4girls - you are one sick fuck.

Seriously guys don't be so bloody gullable. If you look this story up on the internet you'll see it was infact the other way around, which, if you think about makes more sence. Apparently Vicky referred to Britney as "The wreck" and refused to sit next to "it".

hey #115. I think u got your facts straight. According to European tabloids, Posh and Becks was enjoying a romantic dinner at that restaurant when Britney arrived. They claim that Britney went to sit beside David and Posh got so angry that she practically dragged David from the scene, went straight to the staff and gave them a hell of a vocal outrage. One staff member claims:
"she said to the staff it was ridiculous that they would even consider making her sit next to that wreck."

As always there are two sides to a story. And judging by how Britney has behaved during the downfall of her carrier, I'd say this sounds far more logical. I mean, wouldn't your appetite be long lost to the deep secrets of the ocean if you saw Britney Spears walking in halfway through dinner? No wonder the bathroom line was so long that evening.

It wasn't like that: Victoria was the one that did not want Britney to sit next to her. Because Britney has lost her humanity.

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if i was victoria and britney sits next to me i run out the place. shes an idiot!! and is not true that nobody likes victoria, i love victoria, and i consider myself somone, im not a nobody just because im not a celebrity.
victoria the best!!!!! u all wish 2 be like her!!! shes got style, she got money, shes famous all over the world,shes got a nice bodie, and shes got david.
all jelaus!!