Aug 14 2007Nicole Scherzinger is very bendy

first!

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT!

ah well..can't balme a girl for tryin...heck! i'm bendier than her

Nope, I don't recognize her, but she bends like gumby.

No idea who she is....
But now I want to bone her...

she has a huge ass, too many big macs

(and again) *blame

I love girls that can stretch like that. Makes Stallions penis very hard...........

Go join a circus you Ugly Freak. The sideshow would be a good entry level position for you.

TIME TO SMELL HER PUSSY HOLE THROUGH THE JOGGING PANTS FABRIC.

JUST LAY YOUR NOSE RIGHT ONTO THE FABRIC WHERE THE CREVICE INDENTS.

ENJOY.

It's Yoga. Big whoop.

Oh my.

The underside of her feet are orange. I think that means she has hepatitis from all of those rusty needles she uses.

SHE IS BY FAR THE BOMB! NOW THATS A HOTTIE!

I. Wish. I. Do. What. She. Is. Doing.

*eyes turn green*

For all the little pussies who come on this site bleating,"Ohh, why don't the mean ol' paparazzi leave these people alone, they deserve their privacy, shame on you all they're just trying to live their lives, wheh wheh wheh"
...I submit the last two pictures and leave you with two words: Attention. Whore.

to #17... check out pic 3. she's obviously in a yoga/pilates class and not just randomly stretching for attention.

That tramp can't sing for shit, but she is hot.

To #10 you are the sickest person imaginable.

Anybody who's dated a dancer knows this looks fun in theory, but with that easy of access and such a small girl you're gonna bottom out way to easily in that position when you're seriously pounding. She does have decent form on all fours though, with something to hammer onto.

#20 You lead a very sheltered life. Try reading these post for a few weeks and then see who gets your vote.

What is wrong with living a sheltered, decent life Woodhorse? When normal people see photos such as this... their minds don't conjure up those filthy kinds of thoughts.

Don't harsh on me! I didn't think of smelling her crotch. I'm just saying you might be on the wrong web page- try EdnaBambrick.com

#23 To be fair, I wouldn't go to see Edna. However, I highly reccommend www.Alexyssktylorvaginapower.com

Um, its a yoga class on the beach. Please get over yourselves.

thats a nice anal position

gosh she jus did every kama sutra position there

Are her feet as big as they look, or is it just the angle?

Either way she's hot. I love the last picture.

Jesus. I love this chick already with the long weave, and the makeup. I didn't know she could do all of this though. I'll eat that...

I would definitely like to rock that downward facing dog style.

#10 - ROLMFAO!!!!

I don't recognize her either, but I'd hit that in spades! She could probably wreak havoc on a cock though.

I can put both ankles behind my neck, I win.

These pictures fill my mind with very dirty thoughts.

Man I'd fuck her in half, also not bad looking doggy style either.

Face down, butt up, that's the way we like to...

#20,

JUST BECAUSE NO GUYS WANT TO GET NEAR YOUR CHEESE-LADEN HOLE, DONT TAKE IT OUT ON OTHERS SWEETHEART.

NOW GIMME A SMOOCH BUT KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT COOCH.

TYVM!

her fat, thirty-pound labia are pressing through them red tighties -- hop on board anyone, there's fish on the beach!

oh wow ! I want oral sex ! I want to perform it on her

They're all men.

I don't think she's doing yoga or pilates. Poor thing, she just has really bad gas. I'd still lick her while she's farting. Then we could use my tears as extra lubricant when we violate her gas chamber.

HankTheDwarf, you have no idea who I am or what I look like. So I would suggest you shut your fat trap. Also I would imagine you do not have many dates at all if any. I know I would never wish to go out with any one as crude and disgusting as you. I only date men who know how to treat a lady properly!

Why does she look 100X better without that tramp makeup.

She had very poor yoga teacher... or was she going to run?

http://www.bestcelebrityfree.com

Smart move, picking the beach for all that - who would be able to tell where exactly the fish smell was coming from?

I'll bet if Gumby met this woman he would want to Pokey.

i dated a chick with pussy lips like that, but hers were longer. she was from eastern europe, baby and she was fun, but cheap!

She's perfect for ass-to-mouth. You could stare right into her eyes during each too fast and deep wince-thrust, and then watch as she struggles with the nasty taste and smell when you pull out and jam your shit-streaked cock down her throat. Goddam I'm fucking hard right now - where's FRIST at???!!!

You guys are gross.

wtf ethnicity is that skank anyway? she's been passed around and around and around hollywood, that one! boy, she knows how to open up her holes and to whom! it's all about being famous, isn't it, prescovia? it's worth everything you got!

It's yoga and the pics are kinda boring. Yawn.

"Time to smell her pussy hole"? How old are you #10? 10?

Come back when you've grown up.

Don't bother replying to this, I won't read it. So if you want to be a lameass, write a comeback to this.

Loser.

BIG DEAL~yaWn i can do that without sruggling to hold on to my toes ;)

I hate yoga.

Yoga in public? Should be outlawed.

Very old pictures. Taken in May 2007.

All I can think of is farting or sex (not farting AND sex...Queeef!) when I look at that picture. And I'm not even a fricken guy. Anyways, these Pussycat Dolls...so lame. Wasn't the spice girls enough? Enough with the "Boy band/Girl band" thing. Soooooo Gay.

I don't know who she is, but I already like her.

I'd be all over her like Al Roker on a Thanksgiving Day turkey. This chick can really spread those legs and show my the goods. I get hard and drip on myself thinking of that brown-eye...the one that stinks NOT the one that winks!

now that bendy talent of hers would be useful....

Caring level? 0.000000000000002

She's a whore that would probably do everything all you sad fuckers want if u ever met her on the street. I know some things about that girl, things i have seen and lets just say that she is so desperate she will actually BEG. No lie.

Sweet lord almighty.

ILL TAKE TWO!!

In real life i am quite an asshole...but here i look like a saint!

I'd take the vein train to brownstown...

I would not mind a little downward facing dog with her

#41........Haha. You are trying to troll me and say shit that I would say, but people can tell when it is really me or your stupid ass. I have a certain way of expressing myself............SO FUCK OFF.........HAHAHA.

@65 Yeah if the troll had only said something about drinking her douche I wouls have thought it was you.

I have an email address for you

She learned all of those yummy positions when she was interning at madame Chang's Whorehouse/crab Shack. Just geuss where the lunch specials came from.

#66 you have e-mail address for me? Or you have my e-mail address? If it is the e-mail address I am thinking of, send it right of way.......lol.

OK check your mail

She is really a pissed off terrorist that just got fired from the circle -k.
Who are the pussy cat swallows anyway?

i. you. she. together. come on baby let's go.

I don't care how slutty she may or may not be, only a homo would say no to her, and all you bitches know it. Jealousy has no disguise.

the new writer sucks

Ya, the new writer REALLY sucks, come on, get someone else.

this is from May? eh whatev.... she's so adorable without makeup! somebody asked about her ethnicity: HAWAIIAN [which I don't get to be an ethnicity since they're so mixed anyway], PHILIPINO [ditto, but at least its more pinpointed with some spanish tossed in for flavor] & RUSSIAN [and being way up there right next to asia, there may be some slavic blending going on as well - you never know...]

Hold on!! Hold on one gawddamn minute!!!! Biteme and Victor? What in the hell are you two doing???????? I'm thinking of 2 things..... please don't let it be the first.

What are you talking about Veggi? What is the first thing you are thinking about in the demented little mind of yours

#28 - KamaSutra - spot on!
#45 - That was pretty funny, schack! You should have posted that under your own name instead of mine. Now I get credit for it, trollbait!

I think she could motivate me to do 1000 push-ups over her pink being all spread eagle like that. Man could I soar! Or would that be "sore"? As in "bang until I'm".

That last position looks like an invitation for a giant queef when she puts her legs back down

#69

jimbo, i see your quest for a love connection knows no boundaries

Man I dont know about you guys, but I'd hit that over and over until I bust in her butt, then have Veggi suck it out and spit it back in her mouth. Then I'd take a double shot of tequila and sucker punch her in the gut.. just for fun.

i wanna stretch like that..

10 bucks says she can eat her own beaver.

obviousy - she is a whore - you men are sad and pathetic looking at a celebrity site, the kind of thing that really only women do. Stop coming on here and saying how much you'd fuck that troll, when even in real life, as easy and skanky as she is, you would never stand a chance....not unless you were into lady boys that is.

I agree with you Allison # 84. And you as well KC #52. Two great posts.

Another Hollywood attention whore!! Go to a gym and work out ya bitch!!!!!!!!

FIRST!!

Another Hollywood attention whore!! Go to a gym and work out ya bitch!!!!!!!!

I wanna fuck her like that so sweeeeett.

#88- you sad creepy man. Why on earth would you put up ur email address? that's just desperate. Go outside, theres a whole world out there.

ok so i might be a raging homo but i'd hit it just because she looks like a man. I haven't had any action...........well ever really, im a virgin. A gay virgin. But that nicole i'd sure blow her

Big deal. I can do that...and in the last pose, my feet can go all the way to the ground.

PSH.

The not very impressive, I can name about 20 people I know who can do that, including myself.

My god i have never seen comments full of so many sickeningly jealous women in my life. Yes, quite a few women can do that, but so what?

Two words: Hip Transplant

gosh i must say THE person who writes this is ridiculously funny!who r ???im sooo happpy with ur fun comments!keeep it up!oh and NICoLE IS SUCH A SEX BOMB!I

I liked this position. :)

that is one ugly cunt.

Slut, Cunt, Whore, Hoe, Ho, hole, Hooker, Gold Digger, Meat, Material Girl, Prostitute, Escort, Call Girl, Masseur, Sqeeze, Reciever, Golden Retriever, Tramp, Harlot, Courtesan, and Nicole Scherzinger.

OOO WHO CARES...SO AM i... EXCEPT SHE LOOKS LiKE A TRANSEXUAL!!!

Nothing bad meant, honesty is a nice thing. At least you know, what a girl wants, what a girl needs, OOPS, that's from a song! Just trying to get an old blog, new hits.

A crab pinched her ass that day