Aug 1 2007Nicole Richie confirms she's pregnant

so sorry

Does that mean she'll start eating now?

what a sad, sad world we live in. that poor baby. paris hilton version 2.0?

She CANNOT be human, there is no way that emaciated thing could get pregnant if it were

I don't really care if she seeks any pity for her jail sentence.

Great. Another kid who'll grow up with a fucked up mother. I predict her and Britney will soon become best buds.

cocaine use is soooooooo good for a baby also!!
congrats!!!
if it makes it 9 months it will be a shocker!

Life styles... of the rich and the famous... etc etc etc...

Joel Madden is a little bitch.

she looks really cute but he looks like a giant. I don't just mean he's big, I mean he literally looks like a giant. Like the ones from fairy tales.
I couldn't really care less about this "news" but I think she will clean up her act. She seems to be SOMEWHAT sensible, despite her drugs problems etc.

Did she also confirm that she is a cunt?

Does anyone know if the baby will be born with tatoo's already in-place, or do they ink the infant while they cut the cord?

Just wondering. I don't know the biology/protocol for these hollyweird pairings.

joel broke up wit hilary cause she was a virgin and wanted some pussy so he went to one of the biggest hoes wish her da best

The only unborn baby I ever felt more sorry for than this one was SJTLQs....but that's neither here nor there..........THIS poor fetus, however...do you think she realizes that she actually has to make a baby come OUT of her now? And then when it's here, like.....do stuff with it?

I understand they're registered at Les Deux, Pure and Steve the H dealer in West Hollywood.

They're also registered at Promises, the Betty Ford Clinic and LA County CPS.

Shouldn't she be in jail already???

Who knows, maybe becoming a mum will settle her down....nah, she'll just just hire a few carers and let them raise the kid, brittney-style.

Diane Sawyer lost all my respect. Nicole Richie is a disgusting selfish cunt to allow herself to keep that obvious accident. Watch, the baby'll be born all fucked up and full of syphillis and poof! it'll have a "stillborn" which means she''ll have it euthanized before we even get to meet it. You don't think someone like that can't have it done?

i'm so sick of women having babies BECAUSE THEY CAN. God damned selfish cum-bubbles, got nothing better to do than inhale some jizz so they can be on the covers of ragazines. Dirty whore. (grrrrrr)

Why is Diane Sawyer even interviewing this POS? Ritchie is not an entertainer per se....at least by any reasonable definition of that word. she's just some bitch famous for who her dad is and who she hangs out with.

that kid will look like a goblin (like from the Harry Potter movies)...

When asked to comment about the new baby Joel Madden had this to say, 'Be he live or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.'

Didnt Nicole Richie used to be black?

By the way, who is Good Charlotte?

I wonder if she's aware that purging is ill advised whilst prego. That's right, I said whilst. I like to make the limey fucks feel welcome.

♀♀I feed for the baby...I know zomeone who didn't eat hardly♀♀
at all when zhe waz pregnant..and the baby grew up
to need blood tranzfuzionz and had to have their zpline
removed...if zhez not eating..we'll find out later..thatz for zure♥

#21 - I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Hilarious!

Now, I'm no obstetrician, but doesn't it stand to reason that it's pretty difficult to have a full-term, healthy baby when you weigh less than 100 (possibly less than 95) pounds? Actually, I would think it would be pretty hard to even conceive when you're that tiny and obviously malnourished!

I feel bad for that child....VERY bad.

#25 correction==feel for the baby

♥♦♥Nicole, juzt coz your having a baby...♥♦♥
doezn't mean U need to get
married and ruin it, ztay zingle and
good luck carrying it to term♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

@25 - Why bother correcting anything you annoying idiot? I say get a 12 gauge, learn how to work it with your toe, and make one final correction. Moron.

That poor kid does not have a chance with these two as parents

I agree with Scott on the posting habits of #25. Why did you repost a sappy post right after you corrected your first one. Ans what is with the Z's? Are you bipolar?
On a lighter note, at least Nicole can use her cocain as baby powder now...

all i can think about is how he had unprotected sex with nicole richie. thats something anybody with common sense would never do. this kid is screwed.

I can't imagine, at her weight, that she has any excess fluids necessary for lubricating her vaginal passage when aroused. He must have felt like he was sticking his dick in a box of angel hair pasta.

You're soooo hypocritical! Your "man" is a Faggot too and you are an dirty, skinny loiter woman. You are able of doing just nothing. Looking with an half eye to best pal in crime, who is also be able of just doing not a thing. Because you're fucking jealous why she can be in the picture and you are not. You thought: let's become pregnant because the gossip-magazines will follow me! Paris won't become pregnant because she knows when she become pregnant, her carreer is as good as history. That's the answer right away to the question why the boy's aren't staying with her person. BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCK, and when someone asks for it: SHE DUMPS THE BASTARD!!

I think i feel more sorry for britney's babies. i mean all you have to do is look at here and right away BANG. sorrow.

#29.......Now ZHAT was hilariouz.
I also quite enjoyed the cocaine/baby powder reference of #31.

#26 -- when I was pregnant, I had morning sickness so badly that I dropped down to 97 lbs. I was told by my ob that if I didn't gain weight ASAP that I would be hospitalized, otherwise the baby would be in danger, as would I. I don't have any clue how this girl (who is choosing not to eat by the way) is almost four months along.

Couldn't we talk Angelina Jolie into adopting this baby, and Brit's two while she's at it? These kids have to be as bad off as any African orphan.

29=Your the fuckin moron, azzhole..Y would I need a 12 gauge?
what freakin dumbazz would kill himzelf with a 12 gauge..a zhotgun...
that juzt zhowz how ztupid U R. When your ready to kill you ztupid
zelf...uze a freakin 44 or a 357magnum...coz we don't want to ztill
zee your fuckin face..idiotfuck//

Maybe it's just the angle of the picture or something, but I didn't realize Ogres and Pixies could mate?

Hmmm....maybe she's onto something. Back in the 80's girls used to take lots o' drugs to result in lower birthweight babies to make for an easier delivery. Since she weighs about 4 lbs. and has the hips of a 6-year-old, I can see the logic....*snark*

What a stupid whore. And what a poor child. It'll probably have a harelip. Then I might laugh.

#38 - Can you rephrase that? I don't speak Klingon you fucking idiot.

Apparently Prime Time can only afford one interview chair... Joel Madden was forced to sit on a folding table, increasing the already awkward size difference between the two. When it comes time to interview the couple after the baby is born, the baby will have to be propped up on one of the glass shelves in the background.

This is for Richport. I like how you spent the weekend with us and molested my son. I called the cops, so expect them to show up at any moment. My wife
said that she saw you in his bed in the middle of the night and don't try to deny it either. After your arrested, I'll be over to kill you.

Sad. What a waste of perfect sperm.

#25 The kid "had to have his spline removed"???

Jesus Christ, I give up. That is easily the stupidest, most moronic thing I have ever heard. Please, promise me you'll never vote, this country is in enough fucking trouble without you making little designs and z's all over the ballot.

#43 Could you take care of kelli first? You can borrow my 12 gauge.

At least it's not krazishitzkelli who's pregnant. I wonder if N.R. can spell 'spleen'?

They are such a weird couple, I swear, he looks like her bodyguard.

I don't know why, but I never hated Nicole...and I still don't. I'm just pretty indifferent to her existence, and really...with somebody like Nicole or Paris indifference is the biggest insult of all

#43 - Yea, ok. Is "you're" wife aware of "you're" sick NAMBLA fantasies Govenor McGreevy?

is anyone else surprised that she could actually ovulate?

#51 - Everytime she ovulates the strain on her body makes her pass out. Just like when she passes a buffet.

So much for evolution of the human species, we as a race just took a few giant steps back. On the bright side I am sure it will be the only baby that has an after-hours party when it’s born. Does play school make a “my first 8-ball”?

By the way; don’t give Dian such a hard time. She probably did this interview so she could get clips to use when she is interviewing the kid during the emancipation hearing.

I just took another look at the picture, and not only do they look abnormally disproportionate to each other, but he looks like he's being whacked in the back of the head by some piece of equipment. Does ABC have a budget of, like, $5 for Prime Time or something? WTF?

#42 - It wouldn't surprise me if he was sitting on a table, judging from the rest of the photo.

Bet making that baby was like fucking a bag full of chicken bones *snort*

Also, I wonder if any other sentiment besides the "I told you so" that rules this lands will rise if she ever miscarries.

Is he sitting on a Bar Stool?

@ 25
Please stop posting and learn to write... I'm spanish and have a better english than you, MY GOD!!!
Or should I write it: Pleaz kuit!!

How absolutely fucking sad. I wonder if she'll put a leash on it and carry it on her shoulder.....

I heart RichPort!

you know, i would like joel to give nicole some of that extra weight he's carrying. that would make sense.

Diane Sawyer's hands look like monster claws in that picture.

Whoa! That is gonna be one ugly baby!

#50-- tee hee, you said NAMBLA.

This will be the first child to come out of the womb with the flies already on it's face like those poor ethiopians............

She's going to have to switch from rice cakes and water to Wheat Thins and apple juice now....can't wait to see how she freaks out when she gains 5 pounds.

Where are they registered? Smoker Friendly, Miami Ink, and Target?

Just asking.

As we all know anorectics don't like to take any solid or liquid substance to them.Joel Madden must be the surrogate mother,that's the only way i can figure out Nicole Richie's pregnancy.

Man I thought I was a pig!!! You people rock here!!! Nasty disgusting pigs!!! god bless you and keep you.

Lol@#21

Yeah, this kid is gonna be messed up. But the person I feel the most sorry for right now is Hillary Duff, having to watch her ex-boyfriend move on from her so fast and get his rebound chick pregnant. Oh well, at least she's more his age. I'm just surprised Nicole Richie is willing to give up her anorexic figure for this, especially when she's probably gonna miscarry anyway.

Nicole Richie looks like Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter.

I heart RichPort too!
You people are way too entertaining on site.
I'm quitting my job immediately.

Agree with #69, this is the first time I've ever felt bad for Hilary Duff!

hey babe : )

congratulations [again] : )

loving it...

take good care of yourself...

#49 Indifference is greater than hate :) Cheers...

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I think the abortion line was a bit much...no matter what we think of her, the child is still the innocent one in all of this. I'm all for bashing celebs but I mean come on, let's hope the best for the child.

I think it is lame that Joel moved on to Nicole, it was clearly a 'fuck u' to Hillary

richport wins.

correction.

RichPort winz

I've got one question..........who gives a fuck?

this is gonna be one fucked up baby!

what's this "we are pregnant" bullshit. she's the one who's going to pop that kid out of her fuck hole.

atleast maybe she'll gain some baby weight

pregnant and in jail. in jail and pregnant. obscenely wealthy. pregnant. jail.

I hope Nicole realizes that blue snowcones and Venti skinny lattes are not proper nourishment for her unborn child. She is still a bone, and while I don't doubt that many extremely skinny women can conceive and bear children (see Africa), there is a difference between subsisting on whole, native foods (see Africa) and snow cones and bubblegum and cocaine. The baby will just take every available mineral left from her bones and she will be hunched over at age 40. This is a real tragedy. She's known the guy for 7 months? This dude hasn't heard of condoms? Probably Nicole wasn't ovulating for a long time so they felt safe but then Joel got her to smoke some dope and eat a little something and surprise! She ovulated but conceived before she knew.

I wish them the best, but the odds are definitely against them. I'm surprised there are no "Mixed race babies are always gorgeous people!" comments here since that is what they always say on baby message boards. Have they not seen Samuel Klum? Anyway, Joel is icky so hopefully the baby will take after Nicole, who is not bad from the neck up.

75/76..yea...U like to play like that ....zorry to hear that YOUR DAD
RAPED U AZ A CHILD...want to borrow a GUN
TO KILL HIZ FUCKED UP AZZ? Coz , zome
one really needz to kill him☺☻

#45- I wish I had said that!

Are most of you completely fucked up or just the majority. WHy is it so easy for ppl to be hateful? Its so sad. PPL make all the bad remarks about Nicole (cuz God knows she done some shitty things) but hello ppl? I am sure one of you fuckers out there were concieved in a drunken or drug induced stupor. MOst of your moms and dads WERE hippies. Just because mommy and daddy didnt say it doesnt mean it didnt happen. Everyone needs to hope that baby will come out ok. Thats no fucking joke. Don't be so insensitive to the life of an unborn child. They have a soul to you bunch of wild carnivorous hyenas. Jesus you guys go for the jugular don't you?

#89... this girl got a DUI WHILE pregnant.... come on, she's entitled to a few bad remarks! yeah maybe we were conceived in a drunk/drug induced state, but we werent born crack babies!

nicole??she's bitch!!
damnn,,joel was so blind!!

you do know that sayin all that crap is really mean i like nicole richie she has had some problems but so has everyone and i for one think that she will be a great mom drawing from her past experiences and making sure her child grows up with a better understanding of what its like to be a celeb child...