Aug 20 2007Michelle Rodriguez puts on a bikini
I'm sure somebody somewhere is interested in shots of Michelle Rodriguez in her bikini, I just sort of assumed they were too busy sitting alone in their bedroom hitting their balls with a hammer and sobbing. Although honestly she doesn't even look that terrible here. It probably helps that I was expecting her entire body to be covered in hair. You know, like Big Foot, but with an uglier face.

Reader Comments
1. lambman - August 20, 2007 12:00 PM
Anna Lucia is back!
2. ox - August 20, 2007 12:00 PM
she looks different in girlfight
3. Madea - August 20, 2007 12:01 PM
Like we want to see that thing
4. Annie Rexia - August 20, 2007 12:04 PM
Michelle probably just popped the tennis ball in the dog's mouth out of her twat. She probably goes down on her doggie too.
5. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 12:05 PM
Now I've got a bulge in my pretty panties.
6. Misty - August 20, 2007 12:05 PM
She's such a man
7. Queenbuzz - August 20, 2007 12:11 PM
Hey Sawyer hit it...it can't be all bad
8. Malffy Hernandes - August 20, 2007 12:12 PM
People say I look like her, those people are now dead and burning.
9. Bite Me! - August 20, 2007 12:15 PM
veggi's trying to write a comment with one hand down her pants while thinking "finally they posted pictures of a real hottie!"
10. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 20, 2007 12:16 PM
hey guys lay off at least she's Mena Suvari
11. Shallow Val - August 20, 2007 12:17 PM
Wow, I looked like that 6 years ago....what happened? Oh yeah, I moved to Jersey.
(picks up track shoes and heads to Bally's)
12. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 20, 2007 12:18 PM
I meant at least she's not, I'm gonna go impale myself now.
13. jrzmommy - August 20, 2007 12:18 PM
Why? As if she's a girl.
14. p0nk - August 20, 2007 12:19 PM
She's got a good body, she's lesbian, and she's ferociously aggressive. My favorite kind of rape.
15. Fister44 - August 20, 2007 12:20 PM
I heard she likes to be fisted.
16. Boba Fett - August 20, 2007 12:22 PM
I wouldn't mind poking her in the pooper.
17. veggi - August 20, 2007 12:22 PM
9 = pirate hooker whore face retard. That's all for now.
18. p0nk - August 20, 2007 12:25 PM
#14 when i don't have anything funny to say, i use other people's names too.
19. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 12:26 PM
#14......She can ravage my asshole with her strap-on, anytime.
20. jrzmommy - August 20, 2007 12:27 PM
so #18 I guess we've never seen your real name.
21. Methane Luv - August 20, 2007 12:30 PM
She expressed her affection for "Sawyer" by saying she wanted to pin him down and fart in his face. Now that's sexy! Although I suppose we should check with Jimbo, maybe it's some type of Steamer foreplay.
22. Crap Tonight - August 20, 2007 12:36 PM
She does seem to be wearing some form of man type underpant -why is that?
23. p0nk - August 20, 2007 12:38 PM
#20 see, now that was even funny. too bad you trolled jrz instead of owning up to that one.
24. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 12:41 PM
#22, they're called boy-leg or boy-shorts.
It's ok for a chick to wear them, but everyone gets upset when I wear panties.
25. Moonchild - August 20, 2007 12:46 PM
Never heard of her.
26. big - August 20, 2007 12:51 PM
Bring it on over and I will take care of it. i love Spanish food.
27. How To Pass a Drug Test - August 20, 2007 12:57 PM
Looks pretty good. Thank God you didn't post pics of Rose O'Donut.
28. Infonistacrat! - August 20, 2007 1:02 PM
Nothing wrong with that at all. Though, honestly, I have no clue who this person is, or why I would be even slightly interested.
29. Doomhammer - August 20, 2007 1:08 PM
You'd think there would at least be a camel toe from those bottoms, and nothing. Its official, she doesnt have a pussy.
30. JM - August 20, 2007 1:13 PM
I think she looks alright. Her coat is shiny and she seems healthy. I don't know about that giant fucking sasquatch behind her though, she should probably try to get away from that thing. It looks hungry.
31. VODOO - August 20, 2007 1:15 PM
She looks good. She looks HEALTHY.
You Go GIRL!!!
32. xloxlox - August 20, 2007 1:18 PM
MORE PIC AND MORE STORIES PLEASE SUPERFISH
Do you hear me?!!!!!!!!!!!!
More
More
MORE
C'mon. You do a good job. BUT not enough. We NEED more.
MORE
MORE
MORE MORE MORE
Thanks.
33. Rosie O - August 20, 2007 1:19 PM
She has no cameltoe because she cheats a lot and her girlfriend had to glue her pussylips together. It's a desperate measure but sometimes you have to do it. That, and hide the doubleheaded dildo in the sandbox at the preschool playground.
34. Sawyer - August 20, 2007 1:22 PM
I miss you girl.
I am LOST without you.
35. FromOutOfNoWhere - August 20, 2007 1:23 PM
what bikini? All I see are shorts. Fish you slipping.
By the way, didn't she give birth to a kid. which means she had to spread'em for a dude, unless she was artificially impregnated.
36. Doomhammer - August 20, 2007 1:39 PM
Cant beleive you guys are hating on her because she likes the pussy. Dont you know that pussy is what makes the sun shine?
37. Mike - August 20, 2007 1:45 PM
#36, minor correction. It is pussy juice that makes the sun shine, or at least I think, because it makes my dick shine after fucking a pussy.
38. lambman - August 20, 2007 1:47 PM
Wow people are being so harsh. Her body is more feminine that Jessica Biel's, just she has an uglier face
39. wedgeone - August 20, 2007 1:50 PM
Both wrong. It's anal tearing that makes the sun shine. A nice crimson glow, like at sunset. Very romantic. Color of love.
40. woodhorse - August 20, 2007 1:52 PM
She hasn't forgotten her roots: she has the whole cholla thing going on with the sarong strapped well below the underwear and then said garment falls off and she has to retie it (again, below underwear). This is commonplace in the barrio. This is not a complaint - I fall in love at least twice every time I go to Mexico.....
41. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 1:58 PM
Boring underwear, Ya'll know I've got prettier panties on.
42. Commonsense - August 20, 2007 1:59 PM
whats with the hairy bigfoot remark ? she's always had a hot bod.
43. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 2:00 PM
Woodhorse, are you still confused?
44. whatever - August 20, 2007 2:01 PM
Ugh You people suck ! you say Michelle is ugly ? whatever
45. woodhorse - August 20, 2007 2:03 PM
43: it waxes and wanes, therapy is always welcome (live and learn!)
46. hamilton - August 20, 2007 2:39 PM
she does have a camel toe because there is too much hair down there to create one, you can see the darkness of her pubs
47. mtnbiker - August 20, 2007 2:42 PM
Gotta go wash the eyes, started to think I was seeing some camel there...lol
48. antonio fiuza - August 20, 2007 2:52 PM
ahahahahah
49. Meisterburger - August 20, 2007 3:25 PM
I don't care if she is a carpet licker, she's dang hot. Heck, that even makes her more hot!
50. jakeboy - August 20, 2007 3:48 PM
damn all the insecure female losers on this site
make hotties like her cover their sweet a*s when they be rocking on the beach
:(
51. RichPort - August 20, 2007 4:03 PM
I paid nearly 300 pesos for a chick that looked just like her in Tiajuana.
52. Kamiki - August 20, 2007 4:05 PM
She actually looks beautiful, Go girl!
53. Bronco's Fan - August 20, 2007 4:32 PM
I think she looks great - I like her look. Heckuva lot better than Kimberly Stewart. My eyes are still burning from those pics.
54. Hecubus - August 20, 2007 4:55 PM
So she's a little butch. She's still closer to the male fantasy lesbian than most real life lesbians. I'd certainly be happy to be the 'right guy' she just hasn't found yet..
55. Aphrohdite - August 20, 2007 4:57 PM
She does look great! NOT too thin not too FAT, just right.
56. Raquel - August 20, 2007 5:06 PM
WTF is wrong with you...she looks GREAT. Fucking SEXY as FUCK
57. papa bear - August 20, 2007 6:39 PM
@38 Biel is superior to this guy any day of the week.
Michelle looks like she flosses with piano wire.
58. TR - August 20, 2007 6:40 PM
God she's fucking repulsive. Maybe Im jealous cause she has a bigger dick than me but she's really nasty. Please stop with her photos.
59. Tiffany - August 20, 2007 7:37 PM
#36: the problem isn't that she likes the pussy - its that she's just really fucking ugly.
60. Mr. Manners - August 20, 2007 7:39 PM
She's hot. You guys are fags.
61. crushed-x-beauty - August 20, 2007 9:51 PM
Who the fuck is she?
62. tizzle - August 21, 2007 1:46 AM
leave her alone, i'd rather read about you insulting bleach blonde pieces of extremely wealthy shit.
63. Border Patrol - August 21, 2007 10:46 AM
Wonder if she has a green card?
All the more reason to finish the fence...
The dog can stay.
64. td - August 21, 2007 5:13 PM
That's a man, baby.
65. Celeb Skeet - August 22, 2007 9:54 AM
I'd actually consider letting her plug me before I plug her. Nice pics!
Almost got the camel shot...
66. cath - August 22, 2007 12:05 PM
she´s gross and makes me wanna puke. ewwww
67. lick the headlines - August 22, 2007 12:57 PM
...yes, #62. Yes. Michelle's much more beautiful and talented than half the little shits that plaster these pages.
68. nagger please - August 22, 2007 6:41 PM
I think she's hot..
69. Aurélie & Sylvain du 29 - August 23, 2007 10:14 AM
you suck...i like Michelle Rodriguez, she's a good actress. and she's much prettier that all that fuckin' bitches we can see on gossips (exept Jessica Alba of course)
70. clamum - August 23, 2007 6:00 PM
Smoking body. I'd hit it... repeatedly.
71. Tony Monatana - August 24, 2007 11:26 AM
That woman is HOT.
72. fortnight - August 27, 2007 6:10 PM
"cute" in a teenage-boy kind of way, with man-style broad shoulders, but the rest of the body is apparently feminine -- interesting variation of lesbian -- probably abused as a child, etc.
please no more photos of this person.
thank you.
73. latina - August 29, 2007 7:14 AM
DAMM MAN!!
PEDEJOS...<-- meaning FUCKHEADS!!
SHE HOT SHE LATINA!!!
She just a bit Butch and who gives if she lesbian she still HOT!!
Betta than all those BLONDES WITH NO COLOR!! DULL AND BORING ALL LOOKIN THE SAME!! SKINNY BODS!!!
ANYWAZY IAM OUT!!! RODRIGUEZ REPRESENT US LATINAZZ!!!
74. ally - August 31, 2007 5:39 PM
cutie with a booty!
75. pauline - September 3, 2007 10:32 PM
what´s the matter with you people ?? she´s ust a regular woman, she doesn´t look like a man and she´s not ugly . I would like to see a picture of any of you loosers to compare it with hers. I bet you´re just a bunch of fat bastards that don´t have anything better to do except to critizice people, who you secretly envy, because they have money and wealth
See yaaaa loosers
76. I see you - September 6, 2007 10:33 AM
I have a special computer that lets me see everyone who is tapping away at their computer as they post here. Interestingly enough, everyone who has said something negative about lovely Michelle is actually rather unnattractive themselves. On a scale of beauty they would rank WELL below Ms Rodriguez. Thought I would share that with you.
77. stfu - September 13, 2007 8:07 PM
my male fantasy lesbian is one in a dumpster.
78. Kat - September 14, 2007 10:35 PM
Fuck you, I don't have balls.
I'm hitting my ovaries.
79. eric - September 18, 2007 6:14 AM
THANK GOD FOR Latinas lol I for one Thinks shes sexy and shes more down to earth i wouldentminde gettting to know her but always thought she was sort of sexy but sort of cought me off guard when she played in that Zombie movie resident Evil the first one well anyways peace
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81. montana mike - September 19, 2007 8:15 PM
is she gay? who cares. she is smoking hot, also a pretty good actress. i would do her in a heartbeat, and you say she's agressive--
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82. Robby - September 20, 2007 6:31 AM
hahaha! i remember talking to my cousin's co-worker about her before:
Paco: yo, i saw michelle rodriguez yesterday.
Robby: really? doing what?
Paco: buying bread.
Robby: what kind of bread?
Nikki: what do you mean what kind of bread? bread is bread.
Paco: *laughs* she bought star bread.*joking*
might not make sense, but some weird people out there might get it.
83. sass - September 22, 2007 1:27 PM
She's beautiful. And healthy looking. Its nice to see a coloured woman who has a real tan. She's curvy. Not like a straight pale stick. She's got shoulders. Not pins for shoulders and she has creamy soft skin. I'd hate to see pamela anderson and kristen dunst without a tan. theyre SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO ugly. Ughhhhhhhh amy winehouse. Have you seen that skinny bitch's pictures.
84. jetta - September 25, 2007 12:23 PM
:D umm Can I say this i want to be your girl :D
BEery cute :)
85. cococo - September 27, 2007 6:27 PM
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86. cul8rz - October 9, 2007 9:29 AM
#27 that was some funny shit......She's pretty u r just jealous!!!
87. Heather - October 12, 2007 7:51 PM
I think she looks great :)
88. wix - October 16, 2007 10:04 AM
woof woof!