Aug 20 2007Michelle Rodriguez puts on a bikini

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I'm sure somebody somewhere is interested in shots of Michelle Rodriguez in her bikini, I just sort of assumed they were too busy sitting alone in their bedroom hitting their balls with a hammer and sobbing. Although honestly she doesn't even look that terrible here. It probably helps that I was expecting her entire body to be covered in hair. You know, like Big Foot, but with an uglier face.

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Anna Lucia is back!


she looks different in girlfight

Like we want to see that thing

Michelle probably just popped the tennis ball in the dog's mouth out of her twat. She probably goes down on her doggie too.

Now I've got a bulge in my pretty panties.

She's such a man

Hey Sawyer hit it...it can't be all bad

People say I look like her, those people are now dead and burning.

veggi's trying to write a comment with one hand down her pants while thinking "finally they posted pictures of a real hottie!"

hey guys lay off at least she's Mena Suvari

Wow, I looked like that 6 years ago....what happened? Oh yeah, I moved to Jersey.

(picks up track shoes and heads to Bally's)

I meant at least she's not, I'm gonna go impale myself now.

Why? As if she's a girl.

She's got a good body, she's lesbian, and she's ferociously aggressive. My favorite kind of rape.

I heard she likes to be fisted.

I wouldn't mind poking her in the pooper.

9 = pirate hooker whore face retard. That's all for now.

#14 when i don't have anything funny to say, i use other people's names too.

#14......She can ravage my asshole with her strap-on, anytime.

so #18 I guess we've never seen your real name.

She expressed her affection for "Sawyer" by saying she wanted to pin him down and fart in his face. Now that's sexy! Although I suppose we should check with Jimbo, maybe it's some type of Steamer foreplay.

She does seem to be wearing some form of man type underpant -why is that?

#20 see, now that was even funny. too bad you trolled jrz instead of owning up to that one.

#22, they're called boy-leg or boy-shorts.
It's ok for a chick to wear them, but everyone gets upset when I wear panties.

Never heard of her.

Bring it on over and I will take care of it. i love Spanish food.

Looks pretty good. Thank God you didn't post pics of Rose O'Donut.

Nothing wrong with that at all. Though, honestly, I have no clue who this person is, or why I would be even slightly interested.

You'd think there would at least be a camel toe from those bottoms, and nothing. Its official, she doesnt have a pussy.

I think she looks alright. Her coat is shiny and she seems healthy. I don't know about that giant fucking sasquatch behind her though, she should probably try to get away from that thing. It looks hungry.

She looks good. She looks HEALTHY.

You Go GIRL!!!

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C'mon. You do a good job. BUT not enough. We NEED more.

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She has no cameltoe because she cheats a lot and her girlfriend had to glue her pussylips together. It's a desperate measure but sometimes you have to do it. That, and hide the doubleheaded dildo in the sandbox at the preschool playground.

I miss you girl.

I am LOST without you.

what bikini? All I see are shorts. Fish you slipping.
By the way, didn't she give birth to a kid. which means she had to spread'em for a dude, unless she was artificially impregnated.

Cant beleive you guys are hating on her because she likes the pussy. Dont you know that pussy is what makes the sun shine?

#36, minor correction. It is pussy juice that makes the sun shine, or at least I think, because it makes my dick shine after fucking a pussy.

Wow people are being so harsh. Her body is more feminine that Jessica Biel's, just she has an uglier face

Both wrong. It's anal tearing that makes the sun shine. A nice crimson glow, like at sunset. Very romantic. Color of love.

She hasn't forgotten her roots: she has the whole cholla thing going on with the sarong strapped well below the underwear and then said garment falls off and she has to retie it (again, below underwear). This is commonplace in the barrio. This is not a complaint - I fall in love at least twice every time I go to Mexico.....

Boring underwear, Ya'll know I've got prettier panties on.

whats with the hairy bigfoot remark ? she's always had a hot bod.

Woodhorse, are you still confused?

Ugh You people suck ! you say Michelle is ugly ? whatever

43: it waxes and wanes, therapy is always welcome (live and learn!)

she does have a camel toe because there is too much hair down there to create one, you can see the darkness of her pubs

Gotta go wash the eyes, started to think I was seeing some camel there...lol

ahahahahah

I don't care if she is a carpet licker, she's dang hot. Heck, that even makes her more hot!

damn all the insecure female losers on this site
make hotties like her cover their sweet a*s when they be rocking on the beach
:(

I paid nearly 300 pesos for a chick that looked just like her in Tiajuana.

She actually looks beautiful, Go girl!

I think she looks great - I like her look. Heckuva lot better than Kimberly Stewart. My eyes are still burning from those pics.

So she's a little butch. She's still closer to the male fantasy lesbian than most real life lesbians. I'd certainly be happy to be the 'right guy' she just hasn't found yet..

She does look great! NOT too thin not too FAT, just right.

WTF is wrong with you...she looks GREAT. Fucking SEXY as FUCK

@38 Biel is superior to this guy any day of the week.

Michelle looks like she flosses with piano wire.

God she's fucking repulsive. Maybe Im jealous cause she has a bigger dick than me but she's really nasty. Please stop with her photos.

#36: the problem isn't that she likes the pussy - its that she's just really fucking ugly.

She's hot. You guys are fags.


Who the fuck is she?

leave her alone, i'd rather read about you insulting bleach blonde pieces of extremely wealthy shit.

Wonder if she has a green card?
All the more reason to finish the fence...
The dog can stay.

That's a man, baby.

I'd actually consider letting her plug me before I plug her. Nice pics!

Almost got the camel shot...

she´s gross and makes me wanna puke. ewwww

...yes, #62. Yes. Michelle's much more beautiful and talented than half the little shits that plaster these pages.

I think she's hot..

you suck...i like Michelle Rodriguez, she's a good actress. and she's much prettier that all that fuckin' bitches we can see on gossips (exept Jessica Alba of course)

Smoking body. I'd hit it... repeatedly.

That woman is HOT.

"cute" in a teenage-boy kind of way, with man-style broad shoulders, but the rest of the body is apparently feminine -- interesting variation of lesbian -- probably abused as a child, etc.

please no more photos of this person.

thank you.

DAMM MAN!!

PEDEJOS...<-- meaning FUCKHEADS!!

SHE HOT SHE LATINA!!!

She just a bit Butch and who gives if she lesbian she still HOT!!

Betta than all those BLONDES WITH NO COLOR!! DULL AND BORING ALL LOOKIN THE SAME!! SKINNY BODS!!!

ANYWAZY IAM OUT!!! RODRIGUEZ REPRESENT US LATINAZZ!!!


cutie with a booty!

what´s the matter with you people ?? she´s ust a regular woman, she doesn´t look like a man and she´s not ugly . I would like to see a picture of any of you loosers to compare it with hers. I bet you´re just a bunch of fat bastards that don´t have anything better to do except to critizice people, who you secretly envy, because they have money and wealth

See yaaaa loosers

I have a special computer that lets me see everyone who is tapping away at their computer as they post here. Interestingly enough, everyone who has said something negative about lovely Michelle is actually rather unnattractive themselves. On a scale of beauty they would rank WELL below Ms Rodriguez. Thought I would share that with you.

my male fantasy lesbian is one in a dumpster.

Fuck you, I don't have balls.

I'm hitting my ovaries.

THANK GOD FOR Latinas lol I for one Thinks shes sexy and shes more down to earth i wouldentminde gettting to know her but always thought she was sort of sexy but sort of cought me off guard when she played in that Zombie movie resident Evil the first one well anyways peace

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is she gay? who cares. she is smoking hot, also a pretty good actress. i would do her in a heartbeat, and you say she's agressive--
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

hahaha! i remember talking to my cousin's co-worker about her before:

Paco: yo, i saw michelle rodriguez yesterday.
Robby: really? doing what?
Paco: buying bread.
Robby: what kind of bread?
Nikki: what do you mean what kind of bread? bread is bread.
Paco: *laughs* she bought star bread.*joking*

might not make sense, but some weird people out there might get it.

She's beautiful. And healthy looking. Its nice to see a coloured woman who has a real tan. She's curvy. Not like a straight pale stick. She's got shoulders. Not pins for shoulders and she has creamy soft skin. I'd hate to see pamela anderson and kristen dunst without a tan. theyre SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO ugly. Ughhhhhhhh amy winehouse. Have you seen that skinny bitch's pictures.

:D umm Can I say this i want to be your girl :D
BEery cute :)

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#27 that was some funny shit......She's pretty u r just jealous!!!

I think she looks great :)

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