Aug 15 2007Michael Vick gets sued by a crazy person

Does anyone even HAVE 63 billion dollars? (Check's Nana's changepurse) Nope, empty.

first

... Dude, wtf? oO;;

Lies!

Well, most of it.

Did I steal you spot George. Sorry, you can have it....

WHO FUCKING CARES????

I can't believe this motherfucker beat me to this! Son Of A BITCH!

Now I understand why some women fall in love with inmates. This guy is a genius. I just wonder how Michael Vick got into his coat to steal his ID, and who's going to sign for the money. This probably took him 3 weeks to write.

@1 Shallow Val - Bill Gates does. Has he been involved in dog fighting?

I agree with Val...............Who gives a shit, I hope they "let the dogs out" on his ass. Anyone doing that to poor little pit bulls is fucking a nut case.

this says it all.

http://bd2.battledawn.com/referx.php?serv=2&ref=8306

I don't know were to start...

Phisically hurted his feelings? Like... phisically? How?, I mean... How?

Some pit bulls are worth for several missiles? Damn, I have to start selling my dogs on E-bay.

He should get Johnny Cochran to take his case. Why would Michael Vick, a 9 foot tall wookie, live on a planet... With a bunch of two foot tall pit bulls? That... Does not... make... sense. Ladies and Gentlemen of this 'supposed' jury that does not make sense!

I am a lawyer, and I can tell you, Michael Vick is fucked. I wouldn't go against this guy in court. No way. Vick = pwned!

Texas Tranny, why are you emailing Lady Bug and not me? I think you owe me some pictures too.

Hey Schack.........I'll have some for you tomorrow. LayDeeBug doesn't like the nasty ones like you do, so I can't send her my "daily" pics.

TT You did not even send me those today

Schack..............You never emailed me back and I thought maybe you didn't like my nasty pics.

I am certain no one will be willing to take this seriously... and just dismiss it. I love the hand-written style, though... totally sophisticated!

Yes I did. I told you want I wanted to see

im sure this guy wasnt doing this as a joke either. some of you guys are fucking retards. this is hilarious. either that or he's serious and has had too many cocks in the backdoor.

Conrats #1 for beating me to the punch

Ok Schack, tomorrow you'll have some of my nastiest ones, real slutty.

Also I'm suing the Superficial for stealing my face

Oh puh-leaaaaase

Two great American heros, one tiny superficial post

hahaha, SO funny

#4, I'm with you.

Goodman, what a miserable existence you seem to have. But when you're a retard it probably doesn't really occur to you all that often.

I literally get embarassed for you when I read your posts. Why do I even are? I really don't know. I know it shouldn't. It just bugs the hell out of me when I see someone repeatedly making a fool of themselves.

too damn funny

hmmmm this is an arguement AGAINST having legal assistance in prisons.

Why do I have a troll. Give me a break, and go make-up your own handles. If you want to troll someone then troll Jimbo, Victor, Kelli, sahack, Texas Tranny, Bite me, or any number of other folks. Leave me alone. I want to be ALONE.

30th !!!

Take that bitches.

Are you sure Spears didn't write this?

#7, SHOOT (snaps fingers and stomps foot in disgust.)

That guy has everything!!!!

Who else thinks Spears kids would be better off with Michael Vick learning how to fight pit bulls?

@29 George, It is just part of hanging out in the Superficial. There are a few people that have no lives and enjoy trolling other people. It is to bad that there is nothing we can do about it.

But for all we know you could be the troll.

#10 Alena, good one.

Your comments are the reason why I stay here at the FISH. It may be boring here but at least the intelligence level is higher than at Perez. Have you read some of the shit those yabbos post?

# 33 I think Spears kids will be better off with Jonathan Lee Riches as a parent.

He would get both their names copyrighted, and make sure no one physically hurts their feelings.

#34 Bite me.

"George moves forward. Bite ME parries then thrusts and touche, Bite ME has won this bout!"

(thunderous applause)

i think Vick should dig up Johnny Cochran and Kim Kardashians father and have them be his lawyer, have Gloria Alred be his damage control rep. (while i lift up her dress, push her panties to the side, and let vick's pit bulls lick her puss) and then bring OJ in to be a surprise defense character witness.

and just for laughs, put Nicole Brown Simpson on the rape stand.

I filed one of these against Fish for not being funny...

Still haven't seen my court date...

But in all fairness mine wasn't written in pencil...it was written in purple ink...

#35 Yes I have... I think Jonathan Lee Riches has a higher IQ than a most of them

@37 WTF!

George, it is also possible that your "troll" could just be a guy named...George.

Damn... the extra "a" was a typo

The problem with those Al Queda dawgs is they want to kill the other dog but they also kill themselves at the same time.

You can't make money on a dog fight like that!

# 44 LMAO

In the context of internet culture, an internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who intentionally posts messages about sensitive topics constructed to cause controversy in an online community such as an online discussion forum or USENET groups in order to bait users into responding.[1] They may also plant images and data on networks that others may find disturbing in order to cause confrontation.

More specifically a troll is an insult or accusation made against a poster. It would be highly unusual for any internet poster to claim the title of troll[citation needed], rather a community member may try to deflate a post that is controversial or thought provoking by referring to it as a “troll”. In usage troll is more of an insult like "jerk".

To call someone a troll is to say that any dispute over a post is not valid not because the issues raised are not valid, but to claim the intent of the poster invalidates the post. As a speech act the term troll is generally used as an ad hominem argument, attacking the poster rather than the content or issues of the post.

This is genius! Michael Vick should switch spots with this guy. Fuck Michael Vick!!!

Thanks for the info "Try".
Are you new to the internet blog pages?

inmates often hand write complaints. just because it's handwritten doesnt' mean it's by a crazy person.

and message boards?

#41

its play on swordfighting. You know, you and goerge are exchanging words, good or bad, doesn't matter, and you come up with a decent line of logic, but the last sentence is "ZING", the sharp pinch of the sword.

Oh well, I was trying to be clever, guess it backfired. Sorry.

And THAT's today in Sports

26 it's all an act I'm mocking the idiots who actually take time out to dothis shit

also you're worse than everybody here if my existence is so miserable why doyou take time out to acknowledge it intentionally aiming for aflame war you are never going to get.

Best regards,
Mr. Goodman

P.S. take time to re-evaluate your life before trying to insult me again, mate

#46, OHHHHHHH, so THAT's a troll. I thought it was someone who posted comments pretending to be someone else who is on the site already.

Yeah, I never take the bait on trolls. At least I think I don't.....

'..subjected me to microwave testing.'

BEST.THING.EVER

ok come on now to whoever is being silly and thinks this is serious, or not written by someone who is deranged. Plus he would have to have a pretty big microwave.

--> 53
Well that's what Wikipedia says a troll is.
I guess you can trust Wiki.

I aint no expert, but that handwriting does seem to indicate...uh...someone who is uh...a trifle unbalanced.

Who's more insane here: The inmate or Fox News (and everyone else who followed with this) for actually running this "story" as if it held any weight of legitimacy? This would be perfect programming for my new television channel, Tard TV.

--> 48
No I'm not new to the internet.
I just add me little comments where I can.

March of last year this dude also sued pretty much everyone and everything that has ever existed, including W (of course), as well as accuweather.com, Skittles, Michaelangelo, and Paul Revere, for violating his civil rights. A full defendant list is here:

http://docufarm.com/view.jsp?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citypaper.net%2Farticles%2F2006-04-13%2FNC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

@ 59, Simon-
I thought congress was supposed to be enacting laws to stop frivolous law suits and limiting inmate legal actions.

I work in a law office, and that's a pretty good lookin document, for not having a computer, that is.....
Oh, and BTW, the guy's fucken loonie as HELL!!!!!
If he wins, I'm going to marry him.

@61 WTC?? I thought you were going to marry me??

I just had to look at the docufarm thing. W.T.F??!!!

How does one sue the 'Nobel Peace Prize' or 'Various Buddhist Monks' exactly?

hHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh my god i want this man to win all the prizes in the known universe. ever.

Did anyone notice that the dude put a copyright symbol by his name? HAHAHAHA!

Yeah and he even put one by his signature! His signature!

HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAH seriously i cannot get over how much this has made me laugh this evening. brilliant.

I'd like to see krazihotkelli have to live with this inmate.
I'd also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

God, I looooooooove crazy people! This guy is a genius! I wonder what kind of "wire fraud" he's in for, exactly.

It's funny, crazy people are strangely very intelligent. Kind of like me.

Oh, and Bite Me, I'm changing my mind. Even if he wins 63,000,000,000 billion dollars, he's not worth killing him in his sleep.

Wonder how much he'd sue for if the cleaners lost his pants?

Must be some silly assed, money hungry white person....

i got lost/confused trying to read all these.

the only thing i gather really is that most of you are missing the sheer comedic genius involved in this. apparently this guy's got like 5 or 6 pending lawsuits of this nature against famous people. he's locked up and he's just dickin around having fun.

we need more convicts like this...

kudos do you, mr. Riches (c)

Where are the illustrations like Paris provides while she is incarcerated? I can't read anything without pictures.

Actually, this guy is asking for 63 billion billion dollars. Man! Is there this much money in the whole world?

he sued larry king live , the jewish mossad, and the CIA in the middle of july.

case still pending.

i dont know if it's possible to copyright your name, but if his name really is copyrighted, then there's about 800,000 thousand thousand websites that owe this dude some money...clever scheme

Seriously, I want a picture of Vick "physically" hurting this guy's feelings. I would like to see what that looks like!

#72 hilaious, me neither

omfg this is absoulutely brilliant. HAHAHAHA
It made me laugh laugh so damn hard when i read it. BOY i hope he wins this case. haha
Michael Vick Is fuked

Goodman,
If it's true you are really mocking the idiots in here then please accept my apologies. Frankly you caught me on a bad day, I can admit I went too far whether you were mocking or not. It's kind of hard to tell though when your mockery seems like genuine fixation on calling "first." But like I said in #26, Why do I even care? Admittedly I shouldn't. In fact it's embarassing I even go to this gay-ass website in the frst place. Anyways, my bad. Apologies.

He should win this case against Michael Vick just for the fact that Vick is a piece of human shit. If I was a judge and this wack job were sitting on one side, and Vick on the other, I would award the wack job his 63,000,000,000 billion without giving Vick a chance to speak. And if Vick or his attorney did speak, I would throw both their asses in jail on contempt charges.

I have no compassion for a man who would raise and train dogs to fight and kill each other. Fuck him. He should be thrown in a ring with a few trained dogs while people laugh and place bets on his dumb ass.

Vick should find every fucking thing he has in life taken from him. He should go to prison and when he walks out, have nothing. His next job after 20 years in prison should be as a janitor at a dog pound. He should earn a meager living having to pick up dog shit for the rest of his life. That would be justice.

I'd like to connect with this guy and join the suit.
My mom's poodle 'Pudz' died a few years ago.
CSI Canuckistan said the crime scene had 'Atlanta Falcons' written all over it.
I guess I was out at least a few billion...

66, You've got "Anger Issues", but it's cool let it all out.

#66 - FIRST!!!

Give the man his money Michael Vick.
You damn dirty dogfighting ape.

Third and long Mike - Sing it :
"NFL's gonna try and get me into rehab-
But I gotta explain the bow-wow-wow..
NFL's gonna try and get me into rehab -
But there's the bow-wow-wow.
Who knew puppy-lover's were Falcon fans ?
Bow-wow wow.
PETA bets on the NFL ?
Bow wow wow.
Look - the dog community discovered I thought 9-11 was an Inside Job
Bow - wow wow"

Binky : My advice Mike - Punt.

Who the hell is this guy? Why in God's name is this news?

haha. cute.

The Michael Vick story is sickening. Although I did go out and buy a "rape stand." You never know

Jonathon Riches has physically hurt my feelings and dashed my hopes :( I was gonna sue him for 10 trillion dollars, but I might settle for part of his 63 Billion dollars.

#84 (with apologies to Amy Whino-House)
bow wow wow :
(She's gonna hav'ta do rehab -no no no.) ?
Binky: No, No, No, comment

Actually the guy isn't asking for 63 billion. He is asking for "63,000,000,000.00 billion" which is actually 63,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. I'm not quite sure if there is enough money in the entire US to cover that.

#49. It's a crazy person. Trust.

#52 Clarification please? Is "aflame war" something gay guys do?

#54 You should see the microwaves on the Psych Wards. Peeps come in with aluminum home-made hats in preparation.

#78 You are dense. Superficial has improved my life. Since I have started coming to Superfish (no pun intended), I have started saving for a helicopter/pool/submarine-Yacht (which I did not even know existed until Fish told me) and have decided to join Yoga classes so that I, too, one day will be good enough to spread myself out on the beach (again, I did not know this didn't violate public decency laws until Fish showed me). So, I am richer and in better health because of SuperFish.

Typical thug ass sitting behind bars with nothing better to do than dream up this stupid bullshit...
Where are the bikini shots?

TS I accept , 66 I really hope that don't apply to me

OMG, that is hilarious! Am I the only person who sees that this is obviously a joke?! I am quite sure whoever wrote this had too much time on his hands in jail and got together with his inmate buddies and had a good laugh about this.The guy isn't crazy---his words and sentences are put together too well and the things he says are blantantly said to get a laugh. Am I the only one who sees this guy's sense of humor? Totally funny.

i'm having a hard time wrapping my head
around any of it.. as first i was too furious
to comment when it came to dogfighting..
it actually made me nauseous, and i had
a little bit of diarrhea. : (

What do I care? I don't have a dog in this fight...

(crickets)

@74 tell 'em Steve-Dave

Funniest thing ever. This is funnier than that movie with Eddie Murphy as a fatass teacher.

That fucking rocks! Crazy people are fucking awesome!

"Michael Vick used drugs in school zones."
HAHAHAHAHA! This dude should write for the Fish.

I know the last time I was hit with a hand written lawsuit for $63 billion I panicked but then I just wrote a check and the guy burned the paper and then we went on a date and then we had a baby. It's all good now.

He stole two "white mixed" pit bull dogs? Fucking Racist Cunt.....

Jrzmommy, don't forget he was subjected to microwave testing also.
ROFLMAOPIP

# 85 -

Do you live under a rock or something?

That damn Michael Vick. I KNEW he was using drugs in school zones!

Guuuud Marnin' fishers!

Jeebus, tapdancing christ. Well Good for him I suppose.

wait a fucking minute. I want to know where this guy got a hold of
"filed" and "recieved" stamps......did he draw those too?

No, by law the court has to stamp their copy, as ridiculous as the suit may be.

And, btw, WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW POST??? I gotta go to work soon!!!!!

This is part of what is wrong with our legal system. The court has to log this in as a document and give it some legitimate attention. If our legal system had an iota of sense to it, this guy would simply have his pens taken away from him.

A list of some of the people that this chump tried to sue last year....

George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.google.com, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom [sic], Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty [sic]), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston [sic], 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati [sic], Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House …
(from the www.citypaper.net.)

Still laughing my ass off reading that. And i thought Britney was a crazy loon

Hey FRIST are you going to be the offical legal councel for the Fish? I am going to call you to reprsent me when I get tossed into jail

@115 WTF is that crap. I hate it when you assholes post 10 tons of crap. Nobody is going to read the shit you stuck out here and it just take twice as long to scroll past it.

I am sure this is the work of our local troll getting an early start

Bugman, you are exactly right.
Bite me, I will take the case. I'm not a lawyer, so we will lose, but I'll try my best to not get you executed.

Michael Vick should hang. Period.

Gotta go to work, bye!

He tried to sue Meals on Wheels? He expected a guy in a wheelchair with a woody?

117. oh i'm sorry - maybe if you read a line or two it might make you laugh. after all i have to scroll past all that shit about you guys all making out and getting it on and wanting each others emails addresses. and i've NEVER complained about that til now. so just read it. go on. i dare ya.

I thought Convicted Felons didnt have Rights? So how can anyone violate them?

I was going to write what number 90 did.

As for the writer of this article, if you're so good with numbers you wouldn't have written "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar".

Best. Story. Ever!

can i just ask what the hell microwave testing is!

This guy is hilarous. He reminds me of Jeffery Goines in 12 Monkeys. I hope the poor son of a bitch wins that much money from Vick. He's an American, so it's his divine right. USA! USA!

You are all sadly mistaken about this. Very very mistaken.

I am a forensic psychologist, and in my job, I have worked with over a thousand individuals similar to this gentleman. This man does not think he is joking. It is not funny. This man is obviously mentally ill, and what you have decided to post (and comment on) are the writings of a very sick mind.

I enjoy thesuperficial.com for its rags on overpaid, overprivileged, entitled "celebrities" who have the mental capacity to defend themselves. I, as about the farthest thing from a celebrity, certainly enjoy seeing these types trip over themselves. It's a great guilty pleasure and a great part of my day.

However, the fact that you have chosen this piece to include in your blog and to encourage people to ridicule is sad, tremendously ignorant, tasteless, and uncalled for. You have made fun of a handicapped person, the same as making fun of someone with physical disabilties or someone who is mentally retarded.

Before you decide to make a heinous blunder like this again, I suggest that you get some education about mental illness. I'd be happy to provide it.

Not that you care, but you have lost my readership.

The best part of this whole thing (other than the fact that he copyrighted his name) are the four counts on the top of page 4 - the last two are probably completely and utterly correct.

I'm a lawyer, and this guy writes a better complaint than some that I've seen from my peers. I'd rather hire him than some douchebag 2008 graduate from Davidson.

Fight on, Mr. Riches. Send me an email and I'll help you get that copyright notice in compliance with the requirements of 17 U.S.C. 401.

See, I told you I was a lawyer. BOO YAH!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, 128? Suck it.

#128 You are the type of 2 dimensional thinking sanitizing type that never lasted as an employee in a mental institution because you did more harm than good. The mentally ill are not objects, they are people. And, as people, they make mistakes, get laughed at (and with) and learn or don't learn, and basically live their lives as who they are. Laughing at a "sick" Britney isn't any more OR LESS ethical than laughing at a "sick" Mr. Riches. People who have any of the classic psychiatric illnesses or people with learning disabilities are not less than neurotypical people, they are not less important, and they are not less a part of our community. I would attend a party with Mr. Riches present but I would have to pass on you. I am also very sure that Mr. Riches would prefer my honest and equal presence to your separatist and condescending ilk.

#131.
Geez, lighten up.

Hey #128, Andrea, if that's you're real name. Get off your soapbox and stop trying to be the bleeding heart that so desperately wish you were. Oh no, we're laughing at a mentally handicapped person who is trying to sue Mick Vick for 1 ka-zillion dollars. Let's not forget one thing here. Exhibit A: He's in friggin prison for god's sake! Shame on us and our enjoyment in guilty pleasures for laughing at a mentally challenged FEDERAL PRISONER. Obviously you don't enjoy them, but do you know what, I relish these so-called guilty pleasures. They sure as hell distract me long enough from my pitiful so-called life, so that I can acutally forget about the urges to blugeon sanctimonious sons of bitches, such as yourself, in their fat heads with a tack hammer. So you go ahead and weep like a weakling for this insane prisoner. This site doesn't need sensitive wanna-be's, so don't let the door hit your Louie Anderson-esque ass on the way out!

LOL I can't believe you guys post crazy people's dellusions like that... Interesting that you really need that much filler. I guess it's entertainment though, if there's not much news happening.

"MICHEAL VICK has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes"

is that not one of the most hilarious things youve ever read?

i wonder if it was the microwave testing that "physically" hurt his feelings?

i have this puppy that my husband found after it was THROWN OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE by fucktards... i love my puppy, but i could do a lot of things if i had some missiles... why do lifes descisions have to be so difficult?

#132 OK but you realize that it was your sorry ass I was defending.

This is the best thing I have ever read

The inmate who sued Michael Vick has sued many other people, including LeBron James, Barry Bonds, and Tony Montana.

http://dreadnaught.wordpress.com/tag/jonathan-lee-riches/

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