Aug 17 2007Mena Suvari Malibu bikini pictures

Definitely a woman. Like that butt.

First

dammit maybe one day

Damn, I look better than that in my bikini.
I'm not stuck-up, I'm just saying................

I think she's actually pretty cute.

is that the chic from sabrina with her?

wow, fish, that lumbering bear comment was actually somewhat funny.

anyway, i don't get the crochet bikinis. it looks like it would shrink the second it hits the water.

those glasses are fucking hideous.

This is exactly what Cindy Crawford's son is going to look like in 10 years.

Bottom half pretty nice. Top half should be covered in rose petals. Or a burlap sack.

Maybe she's starring in the V for Vendetta sequel, W for Woof?

I'm pretty sure the second girl is FRIST.

WHOA! It's the Dyke from the Deep!

Are her boobs super-wide apart? I mean, there is NO cleavage whatsoever. Ugh.

Oh my God, the aliens have landed. Runs to the hills, avoid the beaches.

Is this more Euro trash?

nice ass

Happens every time. If you really want to bring the ugly, become a lesbian.

Jeezuz 16- get your own name........AND FUCK OFF. Thank you.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw this, then I followed the link to see her topless, and I threw up my intestines in my lap.

like any of you losers are half as hot as this chick, or could get a chick half as hot. go back to second life and try to get laid there

Could be worse. She could look like Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On a scale from "hit it" to "not hit it", I would give it a "hit it once after a couple shots of tequila".

stubble never looked this delish. u are all on crack if you think you wouldn't hit this. again, too many transvestite loving gay men in this room.

19- gawd! quit moronifiying my name...... yeah, I just made up a word. But here's one you know. GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH..... yeah, that's 5 words.

Next thing you know she'll be wearing "sensible shoes" and rocking out to the Indigo Girls.

pic #5 hottttt asss! she looks fun...

Her legs are way too big to wear that small of a bikini bottom. Why can't these wealthy people find someone who can give them good fashion advice for Christ's sake? Does that butch haircut look good on anyone really???

Uh.............what happened?
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mena-suvari/pictures/mena-suvari-picture-1.jpg

I am stupid!

just cuz she doesnt have a surgery enhance body, cute face, nice skin tone, or even works out, doesnt mean you guys have any right to talk down on her. she is a human being and should be treated fairly. that could be your sister, mom, daughter! i am shocked at everyone's response, and will stop visiting this site if this continues.

I love lesbians. They start out questionable, at a minimum, and become butt ugly, like Mena Nomo-Pena here. Then they make a big deal about never being with a guy again, leaving us with only...the good-looking hetero girls. It's perfect. Like a self-cleaning oven.

This picture presents quite a conundrum. I could totally see fucking the bottom half, but I know if I did, sooner or later I'm going to notice the upper half, and think to myself 'why am I fucking this dude.' The next thought of course will be 'I didn't even know I was gay, maybe I'm just bi.' Several years of therapy later, I still wouldn't know what had happened.

Some chicks can pull off the shaved head thing...I don't think Mena is one of them. Yikes. However, I like her bikini, it is cute.

#28.... stupid troll-e

Several years of therapy??? Just get in a chat room with Texas Tranny and s/he'll explain all...

I've seen doors with bigger bumps on them. She does have a cute ass though.

Poor Mena. I guess having Kevin Spacey masturbate to you would fuck up anybody's sexuality.

@30.......you don't need therapy!!!!!
Like I tell a lot of guys....."Just because I'm sucking your cock, doesn't make you gay".

The second girl is that girl from Sabrina, isn't it? Mena has got such a thick neck, she should have never shaved her head. If it wasn't for a movie role, than she has lost her ever loving mind, or has turned carpet muncher.
Question for Texas Tranny.....how well do you fill out a bikini? And, do you wax?

This thread reminds me of college, sitting around wasted and having ridiculous debates. I think we actually did this one - "would you fuck some chick with a great ass if the rest of her were a retarded dude?"

@35 I don't know, he's kind of sexy in an unexplainable kind of way. I'd fuck him silly.

37, it sure does look like her face, but the body seems too fit. last time i saw her, she was still a fat cow from having a baby.

Well Blindfold Me And Make Me Pin The Tail On Wally!! I could have sworn this woman appeared in flash of lightning and started chasing Arnold Schwartzenegger down the street.

I think technically the second girl is lesprechaun.

Suddenly I'm craving pear.

Helluva nice pooper. Nice waist/hip ratio. And there's nothing wrong with smallies now and again. She doesn't look all that bad with the short hair. Britney should take notice.

@37, I fill it out better than this and of course I wax.

lmao @ 41. nice reference

Gah! Who's that dude????

HANDSOME!!!

You gotta give the girl credit..shes got a rockin body for real. theres no denying that.

I've never fouund her to be attractive. even less now with the bald head

I think when she developes she will look good.

BOOOOORRRRRRING!

Totally second your opinion Jrz! Now lets make out! The red-head looks like Lindsay Lohan's double.

I would have figured she would be on the thin and lanky side, but hot damn! she is a mighty fine good looking girl! Ya gotta remember, hair grows back, but a butt like that just doesn't fall off trees! I pray she never gets implants, she's tops just like she is.

The redhead looks like someone's mom named Cheryl.

She's a fat chick waiting to happen.

I'd hit it.

#55---Is that you, ridiculously small and hygenically wrapped ketchup bottle?

We want to watch.

58--if that's an insult then.......um.....you're gonna hafta try again......I don't speak Brainless.

#25, her legs are perfect for that bikini bottom. In fact she needs a smaller bikini bottom, or nothing all would be good. However, her is disgusting all together. If I porked her, I would have to put a flag over her face and fuck her for my country.

well the good news in all of this,is that when she gets to be 85 she still will have great tits!

60, Nevermind I guess I mistook you for someone else who would understand my allusion. An allusion to a very anal rententive, OCD type o' person! My bad. Next comment!

#62, I agree. She has the perfect set of tits. Not too big, but not too small. Her nipples are the perfect color, and her nipples are nice and round. In fact the other pictures of her, I might have to go and shoot my load while checking them out. Wait, I am at work, guess I can't. Have to wait until I get home.

She just needs a little love.

I love her little tits - really miss her lovely long curls though.

Not a fan of the shaved head. Short hair is ok, but not *that* short.

She used to be such a cute girl.
What happened to her?

where's veggi? i need to blow a load.

IN your face!

#68
Who old are you kid?
Do you have your mother's permission to be on the computer?

I mean "how"

Damn, I just hit the link back to her topless pics from January, she has some fine little titties. I just had to jack-off over those babies.

So how is everybody doing today?

68- you're an idiot.

Okay. I have to take credit for 69. I'm lmfao at my own creativeness! Mike/Jimbo when is Victor going to start talking to ya' all?

Same here Texas Tranny.

68- I'm here fucker. yeah, like you can get hard you impotent jackass.

I could've help you with that.

Can I be FRIST at some point today before I go to lunch?

Jessica Simpson broke her nose after accidentally hitting herself in the face with a gun while filming a movie. Now THAT's FUNNY!

#79.......you will never be FRIST. FRIST is one of a kind........one hot sexy lady.

You mean this in not a picture of Britney Spears and her assistant. Who'd have thunk!

whatever!

NEXT....

Are you sure?OKay, but at least can I be 1st?

IF YOU FIND THOSE TITTY PICTURES HOT YOU MAY BE INTO ADOLESENT GIRL.

AH...OH..

lmao @ "love the titties" comments- she's got burnt biscuit nipples on chest bones... yummy yummy.

Fine, 88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer........

#84, I'm with you.
NEXT

Has anybody seen Schack?
I sent her some of my nasty pics and I must have scared her off the internet.
Tee Hee

Pic 1 ~ She looks like a boyish Brad Pitt crossed with Kiefer Sutherland to me... I dunno ..

It's nice to see Tweety Bird at the beach, enjoying his ample retirement from all his years in Looney Tunes.

#91,

You're right, Tweety looks like Season 5 Jack Bauer. Where's Dennis Haysbert with a gaping hole in his neck?

I am trying to determine which one of you bloggers is the biggest Punk, you? Or the certified punk who runs I Dont Like that About You (that you are a woman)

Yeah, you put on that you are straight and a real 'party animal but the truth is that you are a faggot. Do not confuse this with being Gay because it is a term you lack the courage to be called. No you are a Faggot Punk who tries to conceal his real homosexuality with being a hard guy but it comes out in your hatred of women. And all of you who insist on presenting Jessica Alba as hot are gay. When she's not dressed up she looks like a teen age boy who's taken some female hormones. You hate real women like Kim Kardashian becaue you lack any real manhood. In fact Faggot Punks like you born from the age of Beavis and Butthead are symbolic of America's decline as a nation. You are the reason for Jerry Seinfeld's success because they nailed it when they feature George Costanza, Newman and Kramer. All true gumps like you.

Ass has improved... everything north of the border is definitely woof quality...
I prefer toe remember rose petal days...

@94.......who are you talking to?
I've always said I was a sissy faggot and nothing else.

I love all women, I worship anybody with a pussy, tits and asshole.

(Oh, darn it - I don't have the energy to write something remotely eloquent or polite right now:)
JUST QUIT IT, generic Superficial poster! You (i.e. this site) was funny a year ago, what happened to you? Every post consists of bikini pics followed by comments about how something or other "is way hotter/more clever/funnier than this". Fuck you, fuck you very much. "I'm going to Azerbajdzjan!!"

#96, even my goat?

Well unlike Britney- at least the gal doesn't feel the need for hair extensions! Cheers to this girl- if I had the guts I would cut all my hair off to and walk around in a bikini-- er wait! No I fucking wouldn't!

94~ who pissed in your fruity pebbles this morning?...
All of that jibberish you wrote about ~ I ask..........Does it REALLY matter?... Nope, I think not.

*double bird*...

see ya ~

#100......come on, you didn't just flip off your monitor did you?

no no no.... The SUPERBIRD.

101~ ,, yeah..... I did .. .sorta ..

#103.......I do that from time to time also. But on occasion I also whip my wang out and hit the monitor with it. Kind of tickles with the static from the screen.

America Fugly is more like it

#104

They sort of frown on that where I work.
It scares the McDees customers.

She's pretty when she's not bald. I think she has finny looking nipples..

homegirl's got some thick legs. remind anyone else of those nelly furtado beach pics?

Did she make that bathing suit at camp?

More importantly why is she on this site in the first place its not like she is doing anything, might as well post a picture of Angelina and say something like "Angelina has teeth". Freaking boorring, isn’t there a starlet out there overdosing or something?

WTF?

Chill out #110..............what the fuck????????

Look, it's just that my pocket has a hole in it.

Oh Ok,
I thought it was the unibomber's manifesto or something.

Of course I didn't read a fucking word of it.

Well, I stuck my hand in my pocket and now I'm feeling a little cocky. ; )

I'm not even going to touch that one. LOL

Mena looks hot. Nice ass.

Is it just me, or did a mad scientist combine the bottom half of a girl with the top half of a boy?

Is #110 off his fucking meds?

The only meds I need I can grow in my bathtub.

Smoking bod, great ass. As always, nobody dissing her could hope to look that good in a bikini.

Smoking bod?
I'm not going to go that far. She looks okay.... I guess.
But, she still looks underaged to me.

she look like this porn girl, except that the porn girl is hotter!

http://www.pornstarsnow.com/steele/belladonna/001.jpg

No titties no ass no deal!!

BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these pix turn me on about as much as the thought of using a glove made of steel wool to masturbate with does.

#114 You said just because you suck someones' dick doesn't mean they are gay. Well, I think Jessica Alba is beautiful and #94 says I am gay. I've never had sex with a woman but I would certainly (at least) kiss Jessica Alba. Am I gay? Bi?

signed,

Confused in DFW

#110 I told Fish on you.

mike (104) - funny but please don't "hit" your cell phone while it is plugged in - doing so while it is not being charged is OK though.

#120 I never actually met anyone who lived underground before.

This child is confused and as we see, in need of attention.

Truly, 118 has something here -- an inverted she-male, perhaps. Time to go see her shrink father for some more "therapy."

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Too light on the top half, Too heavy on the lower. Like a pear-shaped teenaged boy.
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No. #110: frustrated law student or attorney with useless life-knowledge and no sense of self. it's only going to get worse for you! enjoy paying off that loan while you're whored-out at $50k/year!

This is wrong.

Boys should have short hair, and girls should have long hair.

She was pretty hot in American Beauty, but looks nasty here. Yyyyyeeeeecccchhhhhh.

#110 - take some deep breaths and count to 10.

Her body is sort of boy-ish but she's fit... and at least she doesn't have the bolt-on boob job! Good for her for keepin' it natural.

Below the tits she looks pretty damn good.

Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio to me.

Eeewww. Theres just something disturbing and odd about these pics. She looks like some scrawny dude from the 70's caught on the beach in a bikini. Why would she do that to herself? My guess is she's begging for some attention.Either that or thats her lesbo lover there w/ her on the beach and she's the "dude" in the relationship.

nice little ass, like the hips,,,love those sweet little dumplings...

GROW SOME FUCKING TITS AND LOSE THE THUNDER THIGHS.

SHE HAS A FAT WIDE NECK WHICH IS EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE. SHE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A BIKER MOUSTACHE.

IT'S AS IF SOMEONE TOOK A DUDE'S HEAD AND NECK AND STUCK IT ON A FLAT CHESTED CHUBBY CHICK. GROSS.

I wonder what would a mating of Susanist & Edna Bambrick produce? I vote that it would be like the final chapter of "One Hundred Years of Solitude" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

How can a girl with such big hips and legs have absolutely no tits!?

Mena is fucking hot, no smoking! If she would only lose the slightly feminine hips, she'd look like a sweet young dude in a bikini. She's just about the perfect compromise. I could hit it hard doggy style and convince myself that she's a cute boy long enough to jiz, _and_ get my mom off my back for constantly fucking dudes in her basement.

a set of breast implants would be nice, oh and some hair on her head! wtf did she shave her head?

too bad she doesnt have hair cause she has a hot body. no tits though but whatever still hot

she looks fucking hot.

MOVE http://www.happytie.com

It's not Mena Suvari, it's Kimi Rikonnen, the Ferarri F1 driver!!

Texas Trannie

I am talking to the Owner of this Blog who is one of many Punk Misogynist Bud-Lites who hate the fact that they jacked off to Pam Anderson only to discover that she's aged. The Owners of these Blogs are all Punks. Envious, jealous do nothing punks.

I hope that's clear Texas Trannie. Again, I am speaking to the owner of this Blog and not to you.

ssdd

You and most of the rest of the posters here are nothing but a bunch of pathetic jealous losers who take the time to express your hatred for the Paris Hilton's and Kim Kardashian's of the world. These people do more in one minute that the lot of you will do in entire lifetimes.

You are the only one likely to be eating 'Fruity Pebble's you cliche throwing Misogynist BudLite.

Jessica Alba is one of the most overrated projects ever to come out of Hollywood. Put her into the same room with Eva Longeria and you have two of them.

Yes, as these Envy based blogs likes to rag on most 'real' women for the sake of the Jessica Alba's of the world, she looks like a boy when great effort is not put forth to make her appear glamorous.

In FF4 Silver Surfer she was the least sexy in the bachelor party scene. she was really convincing as Dark Angel. But since she is like most of you Paris haters that would whine to an agent about her real work what is it? Pretending to be an actress? She's cute but so are most kids. The attention she gets from bloggers is proof of immaturity or pedophilia especially when comments on real women are pure hatred.

Who is that guy in the women's bathing suit?

@151 Paris Hilton is an example of a "real woman"? You're kidding right? How about Cate Blanchett, Ellen Barkin, Liv Tyler, Emma Thompson, Jada Pinkett, or Natalie Portman? Any of them are more real than Paris or Kim Kardashian, and more worthwhile to listen to or look at than that hook nosed herpes infested menace or the porn girl wannabe.

So, Susanist, did you let someone pee on you in your sex tape or do you just have a wonk eye and giant feet? Let us all know when your "The Stars Are Projects" CD comes out, we'd love to make fun of it.

actually, she's kinda "thick"

Thick? ridiculous. SHe is beautiful and I just popped a load in my shorts

That hideous ol chick next to her makes her look even better

@ Susanist (149)
We need to talk sweetie. Send me an email.

You're gay. She's hot.

bear cub! yes! she does look rather cuddly and non threatening.

O que e ele que aconteceu? Nao mau embora, estranho so

She looks good to me, really good!

Right.....a bear cub....just like the cheerleader chic on Heroes looks like a pit bull ?? Tough crowd. God Bless the anti-implanters!

Why is she shunning her American Beauty/Cheerleader look? That was hot!

fuck you anorexic fuckers who think you need to be a size 6 to be accepted into society. go suck your dads balls.

She's just my type and I'm a female

dude this chick is fucking hott stuff.
bald chicks are the hottest.
bald pride lolll

It's sick the way so many people on this site jump on the bandwagon in saying that just because a girl is bald, she's ugly or boyish or a lesbian. Props to the people who can appreciate all kinds of beauty.

Look at those pear shaped child bearing hips and ass! 10/10

I touch "stocky" and a blokes upper body, but who cares. Her wholes need to be filled!!!

Looks hot to me...Bigger breasts would be nice, and of course her old hair style, but otherwise she's pretty hot.
I never liked scrawny 90lb girls like Longoria, Miscdha Barton or Stefani...looks too much like jailbait.
Real hips, thighs and curves rule!

Who cares if she doesn't have boobs, she is still in shape and looks great! I respect her for not getting the TYPICAL boob job everyone is American now seems to be getting.
I'm tired of this boob infested country. Every girl in America now thinks, if they are small chested that they need a boob job because of these horny men. So what if she is small chested, they are "Natural" and fit to the size of her body, which is small. I'm sick of all you men out there that look right for the woman's chest. If only we could tell just by looking at a guy if he has a small penis! Maybe then more men would be feeling the pressure for getting a penis enlargment. I bet all you guys that made the breast comment has a small dick!

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She needs to lose some weight.

If she lost 10... mabe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142
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She needs to lose some weight.

If she lost 10... maybe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142

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She needs to lose some weight.

If she lost 10... mabe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142

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I'd hit her. Twice

Mena Suvari is one BEAUTIFUL BABE !!! this girl is nothing short of gorgeous!!!!

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stop f+++++king hating she still fu....ng 6c

Umm I wonder what kind of film she's working on ..
I like your cute bald look I hope she lets it get spikey :D

I definately would be limp trying to run my fingers through the sarge cut and have never been a fan of her “asymmetrical to the rest of her body” thick legs, but DAAAAY-UM I AM LOVING HER ASS.

And agree with her NOT NEEDING a boob job. Get over the boobs people! ALL nipples are sensitive. Oh yeah, unless they go under the knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her hair looks better now cause when she had long hair HER FOREHEAD WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEE!

Quite an ugly girl in my opinion!

So all these pics I've looked at you say how "ugly" these ladies are. Is there anyone that is hot to you? Or are you that disgusting yourself you have to say everyone else is hideous. You chud.