Aug 6 2007Melanie Brown Miami bikini pictures

First!!!!

I would do her

Damn it, I want to be FIRST sometime! Jeez!

Actually she looks great for somebody who a) just had a kid; and b) is a monkey.

She's bloody fugly!

I make that (at least) three boob jobs for various Spice Girls. Girl Power my a$$

♥zhe needz to cloze her mouth..zhe lookz ztupid♥

Look at pic # 9.
Looks she is peeing in the pool. Of course she could pee on me.

I'd hit. I probably wouldn't tell anyone about it, but I'd hit, nonetheless. Dems some big titties. Ohh, and Eddie... Remember... In the butt = no babies

☼☼guezzing the big bald guy haz a big 12 inch☼☼

I think she looks freakin awsome.Shes just had her second baby and still has an amazing body.

she's OK. better than Tara Reid's ass.

#11 - agree with that.
Gotta find out from that guy how it feels to follow Eddie Murphy into that port.
So did she change bathings suits in the middle of the day, or did these get taken over two days?
And where's the kid at? K-Earl babysitting for ya? That's scary, Scary.

What?? She looks nice.

Did Eddie Murphey have a drug and drink problem because that is the only fucking excuse on earth for sleeping with that thing in the pictures wearing the bikini

Is she drinking champain?
I don´t know much about pregnancy, but isn´t she supposed to be breast feeding her baby? Does she want to have a drunk baby?

@8 Kelli How do you know the guy as a big 12 Inch?

she actually looks good as hell. especially for having a baby

she is the black version of this woman

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000515/

"zhe lookz ztupid♥"

Oh the irony.

She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

my my my, if this isn't better than Hugh Hefner's gurl Holly's boobs then i dont know what is...i mean four months ago, she looked like something born of mischa barton's bf and rey mysterio...now she's hot? ♥♥♥

oh scary, how u confuse me with your sexiness

take a look at the 4th from the last pic. You would never know she had a baby 4 months ago. Her stomache is perfectly flat. Her boobs look incredible. I'd hit that in a heartbeat, and come back for seconds, thirds, etc. She looks HOT.

Man oh man oh man, i mean GODDAMN! i dont care how long ago it was she had a kid. if you can come out looking like that, then that just goes to show that whatever it is these other ppl say about having kids making you look like something of a deformed whale with disgusting stretch marks and a huge but largely lumpy ass is...well, it didnt happen to her thank god!

Fuck Eddie! He dumped Scary for a divorced "career woman?" I guess he's still lookin pa nub in aww da wrong pwaces.

well, she looks OK to me... as a side note, i did not know corona extra came in cans. huh.

how the hell can she have those abs already??!! damn. she really got back into shape fast.

fucking britney is still losing her 'baby' fat.

does his "REMAG" tattoo mean he is a gamer?

holy huge boobs, batman!

I think she looks AMAZING for just having a kid. I want to know what kind of crunches she's been doing!!!

Well, she seems to be over Eddie.......and she doesn't look like Big Foot in these pictures like the one where she's wearing those orangey sweat pants. Looks JUST like Big Foot in that picture.

Usually, Im all gung ho about making fun of fat ass stars - but seriously, she doesn't look bad at all. I expected the pictures to be SO MUCH worse - I think she might even look better than Britney at this point. More scary spice, less britney I say!

Mmmm. Sweet chocolate...

I just fucking ate breakfast.............................thanks alot Fish.

4 month old baby and she looks like that?!?!? HOT MAMA

ps - pic 10 makes that dude look like a mutated midget, needed to be said

big fat ass, fat rolls, bikini , dangling cigarette all balanced on a pair of white pumps.

ya, that works..

/NOT

What. She's a hot milfy.

i don't know if she's drinking alcohol or not, but a lot of breastfeeding women have drinks now and then. it's the pump and dump method. totally not harmful!

I think they need to rename her to Chocolate Thunder Spice.

I never knew the superficial is racist, 'wrestling a bear' that wouldn't have anything to do with her skin color now would it?

I think she looks great, what kind of bear are you sleeping with?? Considering she just popped out a kid?? Yeah, she looks amazing.

beer? champagne? cigarettes? my guess is she's not breastfeeding. that's too bad.

39--That's not racist...there ARE white bears, you know.....Racist would be if it said "wrestling an ape" or "wrestling an NBA player" or something.

# 39
panda bear!

get a life!

42 - Yeah but when someone says a bear, the first thing you tend to thing of is a huge brown one.

But any way, why a bear? It int something you really use to describe someone, unless you mean fat hairy guys.

43 -

NO U, what a retarded comment, when you intend to say someone has panda eyes, you say 'panda eyes' not that they look like a bear.

44--Well, DUH, she IS huge and she IS brown....what the fuck else should The Superfish guy have said.....like wrestling a life-sized piece of shit? Like wrestling a giant shoe? God, get over it.

46--Like wrestling a 5-and-a-half-foot Idaho Potato.

@43

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyways She looks ok in some photos, she really should take better care of her self.

#44 it's called humor....look into one you fucking moron

i think she looks good for having a child in the past 4 months... however, i think it is interesting that she is drinking... i hope she's not breastfeeding or the baby will be a lush by the time she is off the tit!

When will the Fish get it that we dont care for the coloreds around here.

Yeah it's ok 46, I am not offended by it I was just joking about the superficial being racist, even if it was I would still go on it for the lulz.

I mean, even her last name is Brown...........just sayin'.

- 49

Yeah, I too was using humor, I know the superficial inst really racist, shesh...

cornchip nail-tips!! " I gots da barbeque!"

@44 not if you are from Alaska. I think of big white polar bears.

I bet her pussy and nipples are more a purplish than brown. Im just sayin.

she screwed eddie murphy, popped out a kid, and is now drunk with a new guy floating around in a pool.

she's going for the B. Spears Mother of the Year Award.

"does his "REMAG" tattoo mean he is a gamer?"

only when he is looking backwards into a mirror.

this dood is so leet, he is probably the same douche-bag that posts first in every story.

44 ..get the fuck OVER it already ..
YOU are a goddamn brown bear .. a panda bear .. a smokey the bear ... a grizzly bear ... a polar bear ...a black bear ... a yogi bear ... a buld-a-bear..
a fucking bear man ok?? get the fuck over IT already im sick of you trying to dissect this shit.
EVERYONE ON THE GODDAMN SITE IS A GODDAMN BEAR TODAY OK MAN???

fuck.

59

Yeah the first comment followed by normally 3 other failed attempts at screaming first never fails to bring a smile to my face.

I must say I was pleased when I got first once, didn't claim being first, and was able to foil someone screaming first right after me.

I heard it was Jack Nicholson's baby... just saying

60 -

Sheesh have you read my other posts, I WAS FUCKING JOKEING

gummy bear.

64 -

;D

#59 .
he probably thought he was getting 'player' tattooed to his back but the idiot couldn't spell it backwards. 'reyalp'... not the nicest of words.

you guys are crazy, she looks GREAT. How many women look this fabulous just months after giving birth? and her SKIN TONE is a beautiful brown, doesn't remind me of a bear at all. I don't know why anyone would think that. Shes not big either...so....yea the bear comment was kind of out of line!

Does a bear shit in tha woods.... if so it's gotta ba a black bear... a white bear would never do such a thing...

riddle me this. Why is Whoopi in the last picture?

actually, #67, YOU'RE out of line.

"she screwed eddie murphy, popped out a kid, and is now drunk with a new guy floating around in a pool...she's going for the B. Spears Mother of the Year Award."

The difference is, we didn't really expect Britney to act that way.

She's the same size as your beloved Fat-ASS Kardashian.

By the way, where's the story on your other obsession... Lohan. She's in rehab again, you know?

I think she has a hot bod.

yay! 67! I was wondering were all the idiots were!

# 70...... ummm ok? anyways theres nothing about her huge except her breasts...in which case any woman with huge breasts should be considered to look like a bear? shes not ugly...so that comment doesnt make sense. Seems pretty clear.

Veggi:
"yay! 67! I was wondering were all the idiots were!"

my response...

aww you needed some company?...get a life

Um, okay? Umkay? Unkay, 'kay? Unkay? 'kay? okay. Okey-dokey, okizzay, unkay?

Brit--I think the point of this site is to be "out of line."

You're right Brit Brit! She does look great! and her skin tone is a beautiful brown. aaaaaahahahahahaha! LOSER! PS- Can you renew my spice girls fan club membership for me?

There are no pretty black women. Exhibit A.

Who's out of line? Get yo' big brown bear ass back in line!

@77,

HAHA! Thanks that was amusing. It seems like you might need mental help. Now since I have a job and a life, i'll let you guys get back to this pointless conversation. Have fun!

Check out Brit gettin' all righteous on us.....I got a job and a life......See ya, fuckbag, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.........

Is that Jason Kidd?

Once there was this guy I knew and he said this girl was as big as a house and true she was a little overweight but she wasn't nearly as big as a family dwelling even for a small family because such a structure is quite large in relative terms what with the rooms and all so I told him "that was out of line."

So...yeah! Ok then.

ANYthing else happening in the world besides this drunk beached whale of a mother of bastards?

Uh Oh.....looks like Bear Spice came to boogie.....gettin' her groove on.

and another brit bites the dust.

I'm guessing that "Brit" feels she just delivered one of her devastating parting shots...then she spins curtly on her heel and walks face-first into a closed door...

#2, Shut Up,

Thanks for the belly laugh (stillaughing).

What ev, she's a whore like the rest of them. Hey, when you have no future as a performer, have sex with Eddie Murphy. He probably thought she was a shim and didn't realize until too late. Now she's let for at least 18 years. By that time she'll have had her third face lift, nth boob job and will been 27 for ten years.

No one knows if she's still breast feeding or if she ever was so I don't know why everyone is on her case about drinking. P.S. Drinking beer in moderate amounts actually helps with milk production for women who aren't lactating enough.

@ ---84---
Yes.... Jason Kidd!

91--That's why God invented Guinness.
89--LOL @ walking face first into a closed door

I said she's a near
No, dat-blame-it!
I said she's a neggar.

Looks great, especially for having given birth just four months back.

ok...had to come back for a sec to see what you lames wrote....it lived up to my expectations! lol you take this waaaay to seriously. ok bye foreal this time...priceless! get mad...real mad...throw cyber insults...let it all out! lol...

p.s. start a secret lame angry cyber society and wear matching capes? O wait..draw pics of big black bears every week at your meetings! make me into one...that'll show me! ha! o and don't forget the webcams...

Nice ego trip, Brit, but actually, you're just some random douchebag to us with a big bullseye on you today....you're not that important to us.

We're all important in God's eyes.

96- oh honey. You're like that kid in grade school that no body likes, but you still hang around because being made fun of is some sort of inclusion. Now, if you will, go cure cancer and repair the ozone with your oh so important "job". hooker.

Scary was always my favorite Spice Girl. I'll love her always. Her ass and thighs are a little large but I still think she looks great. I hope I’m as fat as she is after I have kids.

She looks amazing

Hey Veggi!!! How have you been. I have not seen yo uin a while

100--Don't worry, I'm sure you're already as fat as she is without the kids.

All these fucking weird spice girl fanclub folks are frightening me.

Hi Biteme!

MASSIVE tits are they real?? I'm drooling.

She looks pretty good. The people hating are either females or gay...

Who is the dude in the pictures with her?
He looks familiar.

@ # 96 you know you're still sitting there watching everything everyone types... it's an obsession... you're biting your nails, rocking back and forth... crying in your cubicle, and the worst part about it is that you can't even reply to me cause you "said" you're not coming back..... Dumb Twat- Stick a dick in it already...

You people are missing the point. You could fry chicken in that pool. Chicken, people, CHICKEN...............

Does she have a tatoo that says "eddie" on her left hip?

39 I think you should get an alarm and a megaphone just in case you come across someone saying the word "brown" and the person to whom the comments are directed could be construed as to being brown. Maybe even a waving-arm robot that yells "Racism! Will Robinson! Racism!" You would sleep better at night. Trust.

Yeah, let's drink up by the pool with out soon to be third child's baby's daddy while a some Cuban nanny takes care of our kids. I hate hollywood.

Lovely: suddenly there will be some "new" commenter whose name we've never seen before posting something in defense of Brit....wonder who that will be???

Sasquatch is a TrimSpa baby, who knew?

#80
Exhibit B: There are no pretty white women. They're all skanks like Paris, Britney and LiLo. Geez, I can smell them from here.

WOODHORSE. It's a great idea, but what about those people that don't have arms. If stupidtwat gets a waving-arm robot, it's pretty much mocking those that don't have arms to wave with. I mean, it might as well be yelling "hey! look! I've got this arm and hand, and I'm going to pick things up with it now."
That's armism.

I don't understand it.
I can't stop looking at her and I don't even like mud sharks.

I don't know fish, I think she looks pretty good. She's got a nice, womanly shape, not the underfed, i'm too insecure to eat look at all.

@117 I am sure she does not like guys will little dicks either, so you don't have to worry

She's called scary for a reason, and it's all too plain to see

Who's the light-skinnned "moolie" guy with her?

I have a message for Scary Spice....
I hope she reads this and finds me.

You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do

Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
But I'm the one who loves you
........
.....
...
etc... etc... etc.

She looks fucking fabulous. Those of you who say she looks fat should go back to masturbating to pictures of preteen boys.

LOL- 113
code name "screwallyouassholefuckfaces"
comment will go a little something like this:
I think Brit is super cool, all of you are just jealous cause she's soooo cool, like a polar bear kinda cool, not the brown bear kinda cool. You bunch of llamas, oh sry- I ment Lames! yeah, I said it, Go Brit! You super star you!

98- God loves bears too?...does he love spice?........does he love 'Remag', 'Rebarb' and 'Rehab'?...............

Lovely: I'm having visions of a Corky from Waiting for Guffman type temper tantrum.....You're all bastard people! Now Im going to go home and.....bite my pillow!

I just want her abs.

Thank you Veggi. I would not want to be caught dead making fun of people who have to eke out a living painting Christmas cards with their toes.

Bottles:
Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

I just froze like a deer caught in the headlights! Is "Wynonna had a big brown beaver and she liked to throw it up in the air" appropriate or NOT? Because, I have to admit it, I have said that several times now.

What is my cleaning lady doing out by the pool?
Shanana! Get back in the house and scrub those toilets!

she looks like a drunk, smoking supertanker

These girls with the spray on tans.....
From the looks of these picture, it's obvious Britany needs to spend less time in the sun.

:)

I'd be fucking thrilled to look like that bitch, from the neck down anyway. She looks good to me, and especially good for having just popped out a kid. You have some sort of personal vendetta with her or something?

@123...."masturbating to pictures of preteen boys"

You say that, like that's a problem. Nothing wrong with jacking-off looking at pubescence boys or girls, for that matter.

Mel looks great! The rest of you guys have issues, adios!

TT--let's keep it legal and deviance free.....please...for the sake of our superficial frieindship

Brittney often chooses the spray-on-tan in the "dark negro*" color, it really does compliment her lifestyle
*The certain type she likes is only sold in Mexico- I can't help that that's what it's named.. don't shoot the messenger....

---136
Calm down Cardinal.

jrzmommy......I wasn't talking about kiddie-porn.

yeah right, you bitches don't see any fat rolls any where!
I have told you about skinny anorexic whores! They are no good! They have no walls! I'll be scared I would break them in half! mel B is HOt! kick rocks DUSTY!

I think she looks stuning for a women who just had a child months ago...probably october, november she will be working her ass off in the gym for the spice girls reunion

EDDIE I HATE YOU!

lovely, are you racist or something?

Well said #4. Right on.

ABS? I don't know where some of you are seeing abs.
But, you need to look at "02-thumb.jpg". That belly looks like a big chocolate glazed dough-nut.

@146, is that "cream" filled?

Apparently she doesn't have a problem being cream-filled.... she just had a kid.

She gave me wood.

Plus she's a pretty darn good singer.

WOW! Okay Doomhammer you are a jack~a$$!!! Truly is it 1960's with your "colored" comment?
Referring to comments #51 & #57, there is seriously no reason to be raciest!!! You are ignorant and you are a complete JACKTARD!!!!!
She looks great for just having a kid!!!
I think that it is total BULL$HIT to throw race into this..............and for all of you who are there is a serious problem with wild fires right now so you may want to put your white sheets away and hold off on burning some crosses!!!!
That sucks because that got me so worked up that I couldn't even read any other comments!

thick and meaty. the buffet starts now!

# 150- well it's a good thing you didn't read on cause you woulda been pretty fired up... not the kinda "fire" you'd burn crosses with or anything... but i'm just sayin... simmer down killer- we don't need a revolution

Oh yeah- I forgot... the word "jacktard" is not allowed. Rules are here for a reason- please abide by them

I have a dream that one day w'e'll live in a nation where we're not judged by the color of our skin but by the fatness & ugliness of Scary Spice.

I have a dream today.

>154<
How dare you take one of the most sacred speeches of all time and desecrate it this way!!

Oh okay.… wouldn’t a more sacred speech be:

I slit the sheet.
The sheet I slit.
And, on the slited sheet I sit.

?

There's an adjective for the type of guy who thinks Mel there looks like a bear: GAY.

Recognize, mate.

She look sgood for having a kid and in general

Kelly clarkson is normal but this woman is fat make up your mind i thought you were tired of "anorexic twats"

Im not in med school but you cant be anorexic and have kids i.e nicole richie and victoria beckham give it up and be consistent

YES #150, black people have it so much harder than blind people, deaf people, people with autism (1 out of 150), people born without an arm, leg, dwarves, midgets, down's syndrome, etc, etc. I WONDER WHY THAT IS since you are exactly the same as every other race and you aren't (generally speaking) blind, deaf, deformed or autistic. Maybe it's because you can't leave the Pity Party even though all the other guests have all gone home.......

She looks good as hell for just having a baby. What's with the fucked up comments.

It’s not their fault that they’re born with the “Black Affliction”, otherwise known by its scientific term; Entitlementism.

she looks great. Eddie is a cowardly wanker.

80 your a dumbass have you picked up a vogue the only difference between some russian girls and ethipan is skin tone black comes in all shapes and sizes so you cant say something and i understand typos but i is not n ot near e on the keyboard what is with negger

#163
I think it was a reference to a line the movie Blazing Saddles.
It's an old movie from way back.

# 161 LOL

Looks like it's been a slow day.
I see Scary Spice has a new Spice Rack.

Did you notice the Eddie tattoo??

High heels and a bikini at poolside, that's just so uber-classy I can hardly stand it.

@166
Funny comment !

Boring news. Again. Slow day I guess.

Ha that cracks me up!!! I just read all of the ignorant comments following my #150 posting and it is hilarious! Really I think that people say things to get into a petty argument and to get the reaction.
Sorry folks not going to happen!
All I am saying is................like Scary Spice or not there is no reason to make a raciest comment.
I personally am not a fan, hate their music, and well she is not the most attractive person......she does look good for having a baby not too long ago.......

WoodHorse? Whao?
Really Dude that made no sense!!! I don't think there was anything too bad that FakePeopleSuck wrote it is just cut the BS people!

Thanks Buddy!!!!

What's this about fried chicken? MMMMMM...gotta get me some of that.

@ 2 You totally had me at Monkey.

Every time I get on this mug with a little time to read some comments I expect to see $#!% like this....Every who says she looks good is right...and they're right about you haters...and they're right about Kim K...but I'll just wait for the next pics of her...

Why all the vitriol ??? No clue....some of its funny but damn....she could give a shit......lol.......

#171

There'll always be at least one person making a racist comment when there is a chance. But at least they're not faking their comments saying they are not. So I thought you'd appreciate it based on the name you used.

As with Scary Spice, I think she looks great: ass, boobs, tummy, etc., especially for someone just having a baby. But then again, I'm a bit racist myself: I hate flat, saggy, pale asses, and love the dark, round, firm ones. It always amazes me how even overweight black women can still have firm asses. And I'm Polynesian. But hey, at least I'm not faking my racism.

176,
you make a lot of sense. Im a white guy and I'll take a firm brown ass over a flat pasty one any day. black women are hot.
171,
you'er right, the racist comments aren't needed but they'll always be around.

I think she looks damn good for a monther of 2 who just have a baby 4 months ago. Baby weight does not just magically fall off people!

is she wearing Kim Kardashian's ass???

lol @ all the crackers with pathetic genes hating

I think she has a great body for having just popped out a little one- especially her abs. Got Dang!

I'm confused by her face though. On the one hand I think she has weird facial features. On the other hand, she IS British, so I feel like, what should i expect?

Well, sorry to say, but I can see Eddie having a few 40s and wanting to tap it. The girls all get prettier at closing time, and she does have a good body if you had few malt liquors. Hell, I'd only need one big one, and give her my one small one. Being white and all.

"lol @ all the crackers with pathetic genes hating"

Yeah, I've cursed those fuckin genes many times. Making me get and hold a job, get married even before the girl gets pregnant, sticking around to help raise the kids. Worst of all, my hand hurts if I try to hold it out for a handout, as if it's ashamed of me. Fuckin cracker genes...

what a f**n wh**e - excuse me. she just dropped a child, now she's sitting on the beach with champagne (alcoholic?) showing her implants around. Seems Eddie recognized her true self in time. nearly in time :-D i think she's a)stupid b) bitch.

Granted, I like girls with a little meat on them, but I think she looks great. For having had kids, her stomach looks amazing.

She looks better than Shitney f*cking Spears! I can't blame Eddie Murphy for having sex with Scary, I blame Scary for having sex with Eddie Murphy!

183. Federal Aid to Dependent Children - August 7, 2007 7:44 AM

"Yeah, I've cursed those fuckin genes many times. Making me get and hold a job, get married even before the girl gets pregnant, sticking around to help raise the kids. Worst of all, my hand hurts if I try to hold it out for a handout, as if it's ashamed of me. Fuckin cracker genes..."

Didn't you just describe a trailer park? Being a fuck up isn't a racial thing, just look at Britney Spears

Actually, Miss Ryan, that described a responsible working person. Maybe not very successful, necessarily, but certainly not the feckless black man that infests America's inner cities. Shouldn't you be at a rally, trying to impress an ugly girl with hairy armpits?

188....

don't you have a kkk meeting to go to? Are you by chance related to Hitler? You sound like you'd look up to people like that... anyway you totally missed the point of what Ryan said. Im White, green eyed and blonde...and 188 you still sound like a racist idiot to me.

You really are a dumbass (you who wrote this "article")! She's smokin' hot for a woman who just had a baby.

It cracks me up when I here people justify fat-assness with "she recently had a baby. She doesn't have "abs". In a couple of pictures she is sucking her gut in and showing compressed fat rolls. There's no excuse for looking like shit.

She's the poster child for forced sterilization of black women. In one generation, we'd have a vastly better society.

the comments for this one are too funny LOL

wedgeone?

but then there'd still be you and all your obese trailor trash friends

There'd still be dictionaries, so you could learn how to spell.

her tits are fucking huge jesus.

yea...and you could read your way into college and out of that trailer* park. dream big!

I'd like to thank women like Scary here for bringing black dudes and white dudes together. There was a time we had nothing in common, but nowdays we've risen above the color of our skin and all dudes want white chicks. Women like Scary have made this day possible. I feel closer to black dudes than ever before.

She looks hot. I don't know what you haters are talking about.

198.

you must be a fat white girl disguising yourself with the name Dave. Oh and FYI... not all but a lot of Black dudes (unfortunately) only use white chicks because they give them money and are easy for sex and easy to boss around. maybe thats something to be proud of? (i don't think its right to do that of course)the truth hurts...

yes i am a black woman, yes im hott, intelligent, nice, not a slut and men of many different ethnicities have liked me,(i grew up in a diverse city) so take your best shot.

Are you gonna make us look at this MULE everyday. Crawl this bitch back under the rock she crawel out from. This is pig food.

What really amazes me is that these bitch-made insecure white guys are prancing over gossip blogs like fairies, and they wonder why they get punked around.

And fyi: It's not that dudes want white chicks, it's that white chicks are easy. Well, unless you're a white dude.

200- No need to take a shot. Deep inside you know there are no pretty black women. We all do.

ok, "dave" . whatever 'yall' say. :)

wtf ? is she dating an MS13 Gang member ? Nice camel toe pict of her looking at her cameltoe