Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out

Michael Jackson has never looked so good.

Nasty

Creeeeeepy...... her big face and tiny body weird me out.

What a fright. You would think with all the money they have, they could afford a mirror, some food and someone to help them pick out clothes. Michel Jackson, I'm sorry, you look way better.

wow I was almost first but I thought I was seeing things.

Is this seriously all you're going to be posting? What's the deal?

You are making me have to visit perez and i hate perez.
So pull your socks up. It was bad enough that it was just the weekend and you don't post on weekends, shouldn't we have to go back a page by now.. *eye roll*

They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

No! Not master.

Yes precious. First they cheat you, hurt you, LIE.

but for the comment on the piece:

what I find stranger than wearing rags which cost thousands upon thousands of dollars (i'm serious)

Is the fact that they decided to go for the "flat unwashed hair" style. And stuck with it.

It seems they are trying their hardest to morph into a straight straggly line.

She looks like a scarecrow.

Does anybody else think that she looks like Cameron Diaz in the first picture?

Eww.

She's a pedophile's dream. Any man would feel like he has a huge joint screwing this chick. And I bet she's a real cock whore too.

3 feet tall and scary!

#6 hahaha

These 2 talentless hacks are even worse than celebs like Jessica Simpson or Paris. They are celebs because they did something years ago.......Why does anyone care what these 2 repulsive skanks do and why would anyone give either of them a movie role?

She is possible the ugliest celeb alive!

Pic 3 shows how that shirt? dress? is ripped/torn or cut.................. the hem line and the sleeve............. This girll is a millionarie several times over... and she resorts to this?... Or is this a new fashion trend and I'm just clueless about it?..

What is up with those claws? Looks at the size of her hands compared to the rest of her body? Creepy!

What the hell is that???? 'It' does not look human, is 'it' actually a life form?? (Scotty, beam me up!! - fast!!)

I love Sir Ben. It's so sad he has to get mouth-leprosy from this yak.

It was probably weird for the crew filming, I mean watching two skeletons make out. That has to be a first.

What the hell does she look like?

Seriously, how can it even be possible to look in the mirror and go, "yep, that's the look I was after" dressed like that? Shouldn't there be someone telling her to dress like a normal person in her employ?

God, all that wrangling with the guilt of wanting to bang a couple of kids was wasted!

walking ghost

Sure looks like a meth addict to me...

How funny is it that a few years ago, the world could not WAIT for these two little girls to grow up. People everywhere were lusting after them. Especially that freaks and geeks on this site. I think it's AWESOME they look the way they do. This site is so two faced!!!!

Zombie Alien Monkey at age 20. Imagine what she will look like in 10 years.

Wow, I finally figured where Michael Jackson's been hiding. He and MK have morphed, amazing!

Did she just run away from Salem or something?

The Superficial is becoming such a sad source of celebrity gossip. If we are going to have to deal with constant (seriously, several times a day) posts about celebrities in their bikinis..then we should at least get to read something funny along with it. Yet all that is ever said is some stupid ill-fact about the celebrity and then the post is inevitably ended with a phrase that goes something like this: "She could be a garbage bag and she would still be a better mom than Britney." or "She could have a gorilla for an ass and it would still look better than this." or "He could eat babies for a living and he would still be a better dad." God. Get a new shtick.

Does she remind anyone else of Jack from "The Nightmare before Christmas?"

Don't be to hard on the crazy scank monkey. In the first picture she's just just trying to wipe the memory of making out with a 63 yr old weirdo out of her head. The next post will be him attempting to do the same. There ain't enough drugs in the world to do that.

LOL 6 7 & 8

"How funny is it that a few years ago, the world could not WAIT for these two little girls to grow up. People everywhere were lusting after them. Especially that freaks and geeks on this site.

I think that was the point. They probably don't want to be lusted after or can't deal with that kind of attention so they have desexualized themselves purposely.
It's one of the well known reason girls develop anorexia and it just so happens that Mary Kate (and possibly Ashley) has suffered from it.

" I think it's AWESOME they look the way they do. This site is so two faced!!!! "

um what? lol why?

PS- So are you one of the freaks or the geeks?

wasn't everyone so into these girls turning 18 because they hypothesized that they would be super hot??? boy, was that wrong... they have always looked like monkeys though, even since full house.

I really wish that the people who constantly harp on about how the site isn't funny, isn't this, isn't that, would set up their own super-duper-awesome websites (that are free of charge and in no way compulsory to view) and just fuck off away from here.

I feel sorry for Ben.

Gah......

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She looks like the joker

But it used to be funny @33.

So if something bothers you the answer is to ignore it?
Don't ever voice a negative opinion or constructive criticism?
Settle for mediocre? Take on all the jobs in the world and do everything ourselves because someone else isn't doing it right?

If people followed your advice we would all pretty much be sitting in our houses on our own with no friends doing absolutely nothing, or exhausted after attempting to do everything.
But at least we wouldn't be complaining about anything, ey?

If there's ever a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe movie, Mary-Kate is gonna have dibs on the role of SKELETOR

C'mon. Tell me you can't picture these girls together bobbing on the end of your cock, looking up at you with those huge soulful eyes. Man you guys are nuts!

She makes Paris Hilton look fat.

People of America, I can not and don't want to understand why, o why, people love these two witches, the olsen twins. I can remember full house, and O.K., they were quite at the time. That is history!! But since then..........................NAME IT!!
O.K. now, lindsay lohan and paris are bitches but the Olsen-Twins are just very, very tricky!! And you know what? Because of their their personal achievements are just ZERO. The only way by getting in the news is STARVE YOURSELF TO DEATH or that very easy thing to do: SHOP UNTILL YOU DROP(DOWN)!!

poor banana loving thing. what could she do to look cute? under there somewhere has to be michelle tanner...i dunno...is she ugly or does she just make herself ugly. help me i'm so confused.

Well, with this creepy movie and her stint on Weeds it looks like MK is actually starting to have an acting career on her own.

In other news Ashley continues to be at least remotely attractive and well adjusted, and 1 inch taller so just "freakishly short" not "really freakishly short" like MK

"I'll get you my pretty! ...... and your little dog too!"

She is spoiled goods and at such a young age...drugs r bad mmmmmkay

#28 - I had that same thought immediately upon seeing the main photo.
#22 - I would concur with your assessment.

To all those bitches who keep dogging on how "the world could not WAIT for these two little girls to grow up, people everywhere were lusting after them, etc." that's because we pictured them doing something constructive with all those millions they have lying around. Like getting some boob implants, or starting a magazine where they ran around nude in it all the time. None of us ever wanted them to become anorexic, crystal meth addicted ghosts. We only wished the best for them ... and us.

Any movie with an Olsen twin making out with grampa is truly "The Wackness" and is guaranteed to gross about $3 million at the box office. Total. Because no one wants to see that crap. It could actually sink lower than LiLo's "worst movie of 2007".

I am more grossed out about him having to kiss HER. (shivvers uncontrollably). There is nothing sexy, hot, anything about that chick that incites any kind of passion. Poor Ben.

She looks like a Mogwai.

So.... Michael Vick's new disguise?

Can't they hide her away some place. Nobody wants to see that monster. I remember Maxim magazine having a count down until the day the twins turned 18 and became legal. What an anticlimactic moment the day turned out to be.

She looks fantastic. Thoroughly very, very from head to toe.

go eat a hamburger...or two for the love of God!!
anyone who thinks she's hot got to love to make it with corpses because thats what she looks like.

its funny everyone waited for the twins to turn legal and they end up looking like this..LOL

"You are making me have to visit perez and i hate perez. "

#5 - right on

#47 - that is the best post ever. i haven't had a hearty laugh like that in a while. thanks :)

Did you see the double meaning in there? Was that done on purpose?
Her and grampy will
GROSS ...millions.

Damn right.

o gosh she looks grosssssss
take a bath bitch!

Actually shes very pretty i want to look like her

Why don't all these freaks of Hollywood have a mass suicide party

mojojojo!

They look like Gollum Pez dispensers. Given ONLY those two choices I would hit Ben Kingsley way before either of those crack pipes (I can't tell them apart )

it'd be so delightful to fuck that, she is so awesome, awesome! I'm salavating right now...

Preciousssssssssssss.... we don't wants it right precious?, we binges, we purges, yes precious.

I don't think that's Mary Kate.... I think that's the Crypt keeper from HBO! Either that or Michael Jackson.

I CANNOT STAND when people, girls especially, sulk, droop, bend, and hang their heads and shoulders forward. These people will have an extremely difficult life, starting most likely in their 30's, with an average of about 50 years of severe back pain. This posture creates an unnatural curvature of the spine that will wreak havoc while sitting, standing, walking, moving, sleeping, turning your head and basically everything else. I notice that girls are the worst at it. Is it the self-consciousness of having breasts? Stick them shoulders out and be proud of your goods. The small ones will look bigger and the big ones will look grander. Quit being so damn worried about having titties.

#54 - You liked that? Thanks - I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your bartender.

She looks like Meg Ryan, and that ain't a compliment.

Bloody Hell.... as if putting Mary Kate wasn't enough to keep me from a film, now this !!! They ought to revoke his "SIR" status

#57...seriously? Mass suicide? That's...extreme.

...and #33 you might want to listen to #36...they make an excellent point. Well done #36.

good god, she looks like walking death! during this time (from teens to early 20's) it is important she gets enough to eat and she looks like a meth addict!
i doubt she weighs more than 80 lbs. if she lives to be in her mid 30's, she will have the bone density of a stick of chalk!
no amount of money in the world will fix that, it will then be too late to do anything about it. she will fracture bones just by sneezing!
just awful.

Eat a steak, bitch.........

She should be the next "Crow".

Ugh, she's not even a G.I.L.F.

I don't know. I mean, sure, she could stand to grow another, like, 20 feet, but I think she's kind of cute. Sure I'm a girl, and I'm straight, which means that my opinion with regard to other members of my gender...wait, does that rhyme? Is th--ooh, look...shiny...

when you look at the first picture, she resembles one of the goats from the sound of music.

Poor girl. She looks like E.T.

Scaaaary Lady. I would seriously be fricken afraid for my life if I ran in to her in a dark alley. Hell, I would be afraid in broad daylight. Witchy little monkey girl. They should sooo do another planet of the apes movie starring the Olsen monkeys. OOoo OOoo, aahhh aahhh.

she used to be pretty once! what happened to her!!!!! go eat dude!

its also no surprise when you see them out and about they are always wearing baggy outfits that hide their horrible, skeletal frames. they made the mistake of wearing other types of clothes years ago at some red carpet events and the press was all over them for being anorexic. i don't buy for one moment the bullshit about how all the media attention stressed them out causing them to turn anorexic.
it has been several years now since any of them did anything and they are both still horrible looking.

YIKES!

lmao #1 exactly what I was thinking.

she's lookin like the wackness

Every time I see this picture, I think of the crypt keeper

She's got that bag lady look down pat.

Didn't we already see Macaulay Culkin in drag in that one movie?

Now c'mon folks, there is no reason to disparage her ACTING skills until Tim Burton's "The Corpse Twins" is released and we see how well they emote...

Mmm, too many rings. Her hands are nice, she should let us see them. And bare her shoulders.

Horrible... That's a human? Awful

she does make paris hilton look fat.
the only thing nastier than this sight, would be an olsen sextape. oh god. *PUKE*

so much money, and for what?? they still look like shit.