Aug 6 2007Madonna might lose her kid

According to MSNBC, Madonna's adoption of her new son from Malawi is facing new problems and may completely fall through. The Malawi minister for Women and Child Development, Kate Kainja, is refusing to let the country's Child Welfare Services director, Penstone Kilembe, go to London to check in on David and his new family on claims that he received the air ticket and money from Madonna without government approval. Kilembe says:
"You know it requires some resources for me to travel. What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David sent back to his village."
Basically the guy who's supposed to check in on David can't check in on David because he received a bribe from Madonna. And if he can't check in on David, the adoption essentially falls through and effectively sends David back to Africa. Although this is Madonna, so there's basically no way she's losing her kid. If she has to, she'll probably just end up buying Malawi. African countries you've never heard of are usually pretty cheap. Just like your mom. Oh, snap!
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Reader Comments
1. Victor - August 6, 2007 12:19 PM
LAST
2. Laura - August 6, 2007 12:20 PM
Whatever...Angelina Jolie will adopt him if worst comes to worst.
3. jrzmommy - August 6, 2007 12:21 PM
Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is like, Pfft.....fucking novice.
4. silentpyjamas - August 6, 2007 12:21 PM
is it SO hard to just act like a regular person, Madonna? if the kid is that important to you you'd go to Malawi and live there like anyone else would have to for a year. for crying out loud, woman, children are not fashion accessories and if parenting really means that much to you, then you will do whatever it takes to do it right.
5. cindy - August 6, 2007 12:22 PM
So she already gave her kid to Carrie Bradshaw???
6. wedgeone - August 6, 2007 12:22 PM
"African countries you've never heard of are usually pretty cheap. Just like your mom."
OUCH!! Such stinging diatribe! Fish had a bad weekend I guess.
7. ☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ - August 6, 2007 12:27 PM
♥the kid iz better off back in the village..Madonnaz a horrible mom♥
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥krazihottkelli♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - August 6, 2007 12:29 PM
Madonna fucked up her eyez..whatever the fuck zhe did to them
doezn't even look like her..thatz fuckin funny...that old zhit iz old..
9. B. Obama - August 6, 2007 12:30 PM
Madonna has to do everything differently from everybody else. Black babies are for abandoning, not adopting. She can try all she wants, but in the end natural law always prevails.
10. ☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ - August 6, 2007 12:31 PM
Y don't the old bitch go hide in one of her fuckin caztlez and leave theze poor
kidz alone...zhe would of juzt fucked him when hiz peter got big enough and ruined hiz whole life.
11. Marcheline - August 6, 2007 12:31 PM
The only reason you haven't heard of Malawi is because you're too busy worrying about really important things, like how many bumps there are on Tara Reid's stomach.
12. David - August 6, 2007 12:36 PM
If they can't afford to go to London to check on the kid, how are they going to come and get the kid? Are they going to send Madonna a pre-paid UPS label to send the kid back overnight? As long as she doesn't take the kid back to Malawi, she's keeping the kid.
13. bush - August 6, 2007 12:37 PM
#7 - it's called getting older dipshit.
14. bush - August 6, 2007 12:39 PM
#8- it's called getting older dipshit.
15. hendero - August 6, 2007 12:40 PM
Yeah, right, Malawi really has it's sh!t together enough to organize the retrieval of a kid now living 5,000 miles away.
16. Lovely - August 6, 2007 12:46 PM
Shit.. that's not her real kid?? I'm confused, they look so much alike.
17. Sauron - August 6, 2007 12:53 PM
About 60% of all interracial adoptions worldwide are illegal.The background stories of the kids are made up ,the paperwork isn't right or the babies are kidnapped.Foreign babies seem to have no rights at all.
18. Christ on a Crotch - August 6, 2007 12:54 PM
That'll teach the pretentions cunts of this world to look in thier own back yards when looking ot adopt. How much did she have to shell out in bribes and all that crap to get a kid she may lose. She could have spent $25,000 here or in Merry Ole England and adopted a kid.
Buuut, NOOOOOOOO, it has to be from Malawi so the world can say "Oh, that Madonna really lives up to her name, huh? Such a pilantropist." (bad spelling on purpose)
God damned poser muther-madonna-fucker. She ain't MY momma!
19. Christ on a Crotch - August 6, 2007 12:55 PM
sorry, pretentious
20. Lexoka - August 6, 2007 1:10 PM
There's no way she'll lose the kid. Even if Malawi asks her to give him back --- which I seriously doubt --- she'll just say no and keep him. What are they gonna do about it?
21. Guy - August 6, 2007 1:18 PM
Kelli, why on earth do you reply with about 3 different comments? It's amazingly retarded.
You have no unique views to, its like you represent your whole stereotype of a dumb bitch who believes what the media tells them.
22. my comment - August 6, 2007 1:26 PM
Good. Who needs a mother made of boiled chicken anyway!
23. woodhorse - August 6, 2007 1:33 PM
Sauron, is that for real? Being a "universal donor", I can have just any race of kid I want naturally (they just come out a tad paler) so how can it be illegal to adopt a child of a different race? The children don't care - they just want to be loved.
24. lambman - August 6, 2007 1:39 PM
And after the kids gets sent back to the poverty and disease stricken land, he grows up learning the ways of the ninja to enact some most excellent revenge on The Malawi minister for Women and Child Development, Kate Kainja for screwing him out of a life of untold luxury.
25. yolatengo - August 6, 2007 1:39 PM
ok wait, i am confused...so that's not Gary Coleman she's holding??!!
26. Laura - August 6, 2007 2:03 PM
haha, 25, way to lighten the mood. agreed.
27. RAT - August 6, 2007 2:13 PM
That's what she gets for buying a kid like he was a freakin' dog she saw in the window at the pet store. She probably said something like: Excuse me. I'll take the little black one, please.
28. nagger please - August 6, 2007 2:15 PM
Remember when Gucci bags were a fashion statement? i miss those days..
29. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - August 6, 2007 2:24 PM
now they're going to say it's cruel to take him away since she's had him for , what, a fucking year now? jesus this was the worst idea ever. way to go Mawalieaiojwe Child Welfare Services.
30. cvela - August 6, 2007 2:32 PM
your last comment was really tasteless.
31. lolita - August 6, 2007 2:46 PM
YO MAMA BIOTCH!!
32. Italian Stallion - August 6, 2007 2:53 PM
I bet that kid's going to be handy with a spear...............
33. woodhorse - August 6, 2007 2:55 PM
#24 LOL - maybe she wants him back before he can remember to tell the other kids what they are missing.....
34. W - August 6, 2007 3:03 PM
That wasn't even funny, you really don't seem to be too well-informed if you have never heard of Malawi.
35. WhereSheShops - August 6, 2007 3:08 PM
Poor little David is stuck in the middle.
36. Lowlands - August 6, 2007 3:58 PM
Most at the time in interracial adoption the adoptive parents are hairy crotched christians.Looking for status and shoulderslaps of their local reverend/priest.I don't consider Madonna as one of them.
37. lola - August 6, 2007 4:11 PM
who cares she probably uses him to do the housework anyway......and he does share a funny resemblance to Gary Coleman...
38. Lowlands - August 6, 2007 4:18 PM
How about this,in the 50's,60's and early 70's adopted kids where just sent up to the new country as a postpackage by plane.When they arrived in the country of the adoptive parents they just got picked up at the airport.If you can't afford a planetrip to the mothercountry of the kid then don't adopt because that means you're financially incompetent.For the kid it's like from the one crap in another crap.Most at the time adoption really is a big joke.
39. Sauron - August 6, 2007 4:53 PM
Sigh,it's ofcourse the kid's interest what comes first.The interest of the adoptive parents and goverments are secundairy.Human-rights lawyers should be more active in interracial adoption because there's a huge grey and black area.
40. kelly - August 6, 2007 4:58 PM
I actually remember reading a while ago that Madonna wanted rid of the child and this might just be the way she can get rid of him without it looking like she just sent him back for a refund.
I mean think about it.
She can hardly change her mind, this way it actually looks like the baby was took off her.
Maybe some people will even have sympathy for Madonna and say that she doesn't get special treatment just because she's a celebrity.
But that was really the plan all along.
It's such a shame on the kid. Get it together people.
41. kelly - August 6, 2007 5:03 PM
Also, did you hear what they were saying about the nude photos and love letters that one of her ex-boyfriends is trying to sell?
Acting like nobody has saw her nude before. I guess the adoption services must have missed some of her work the first time around. (although I don't see what posing nude, about 20 years ago, necessarily has to do with your ability to be a parent)
42. wedgeone - August 6, 2007 5:08 PM
Gary Coleman ... before he learned how to argue with women in public and get charged with disorderly conduct.
Funny shit there.
43. bush baby - August 6, 2007 5:48 PM
in this picture, this is what she is thinking and why that baby has that look on his face.
Madonna "why do my hands feel all warm suddenly?"
Little Malawi baby " eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea, pooop!"
44. Big Mama - August 6, 2007 6:08 PM
If Madonna really wanted to adopt a child, she could find many children needing homes here in the US. We have children of all colors that are being offered for adoption. Of course, she wouldn't get the type of PR from a normal US adoption as she would from an adoption from a third world country.
What a Media Whore.
She has sunk to a new low --- Baby Buying for PR.
She is the worst of the worst.
This cute little baby boy would be lucky to get away from her. She is just using him to get more sick PR media fixes.
She is a PR junky. SICKO !!!!
45. woodhorse - August 6, 2007 6:30 PM
Think of the PR she can get if she "has to" send him back.....
46. herbiefrog - August 6, 2007 7:05 PM
hey babe... : )
since when
did
...save the world...
translate into adopting someone from malawi?
maybe you could gather
your friends
and take over the role that
the UN
is so obviously failing
i.e. we give you guys our money
and you redistribute it...
ps that doesnt mean you can keep loads for yourself
...[are we nearly there yet?]
47. nagger please - August 6, 2007 7:38 PM
I DON'T THINK ENGLAND WANTS ANY MORE NEGROES. THEY'RE HAVING THEIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS WITH THEM..
48. jrzmommy - August 6, 2007 8:43 PM
guess that Sex book and the music video of the cross burning/saint fucking wasn't such a good idea afterall, huh douchebag? And wait, whoa.....yep.....you're that skank from Detroit, ain't ya?
49. nagger please #2 - August 7, 2007 1:18 AM
That is one ungly fuckin' baby.
50. yes #45 - August 7, 2007 1:24 AM
how very convenient.
51. honesty - August 7, 2007 2:22 AM
Why couldn't she adopt a cute baby? Or was he the cutest from the bunch....geez. Any who where's Suri cruise?now there's a cute baby
52. lol - August 7, 2007 3:41 AM
lol @ the fagg*t crackers with online courage on this blog
53. Sapphira Jolie - August 7, 2007 3:57 AM
Had Madonna not press-released that she was adopting the kid, I wouldn't have thought the kid was adopted. They almost look alike!
54. ♀♀♀♀♀☺♥krazihottkelli♥☺♀♀♀♀♀ - August 7, 2007 10:26 AM
♦♦Madonna iz now conzidered to B an old Britizh Hag ♦♦
with green teeth that likez to fuck blackz, thatz Y
zhe moved to England, zhe ran outta our
black boyz..needz frezh meat♦♦
I'll bet her puzzy iz ugly ♦
55. nagger please - August 7, 2007 11:42 AM
#52.. post your picture and address, tough guy..
56. silentpyjamas - August 7, 2007 8:04 PM
one reason people go for international adoptions is that in the us, the birth parents can decide later, i think up to a year, that they want their child back. most international adoptions have no such issues. still, the woman should be thinking of the child first, and not herself as she probably usually does. also, what is it with famous parents adopting kids and then the kids before them just go out of the spotlight? where are her other children or does she just tote david around because he's keeping her bumped to near the top of public attention?
57. Alicia - August 8, 2007 2:37 AM
why does it look like instead of having a baby, Madonna actually has a little person?
that baby looks like it's 40.
58. Patrick Bateman - August 8, 2007 12:06 PM
I thought this article was about Madonna?
Why did you show a picture a man in a straw hat?
59. Jillblonde - August 11, 2007 1:19 PM
Madonna is my hero. She likes to lick pussy like me. She also hates her kids like me. I make my kids do all my work while I sit on my big ass.