Aug 9 2007Lindsay Lohan's parents are to blame

Linday and I shared an incubator at the hospital when we were 1 day old. Slut.

FIRST YEAAA

Lindsay Lohan's parents are to blame for making her!

yeah
u sux a lot...

get a life, dude...

dont be a bastard stalkin famous life

fag

Not Frist, but close

Wow, Tony Almeida worked for CTU *and* was Lindsay's bodyguard? Wow, I'm impressed.

Lol fail number 2, fail...

Wtf are you talking about #4, this is Lindsay's old bodyguard not some random stalker.

Dammit, MassGrrl beat me to it. Now all we need is Jack to suspect Lohan of providing bioweapons or nukes to terrorists. Problem solved, after he gets done with her. Go with the straight torture, Jack. Drugs don't work on her, she's built up too much of a tolerance.

yes its genetic, she was destined to be a drunk, she is just long Island white trash

Lindsay Lohan Pics Here

(middle click to open in a new tab: you don't wanna leave The Superficial!)

Tony Almeida ? isn't that the guy from the TV show 24 ? Jack Bauers dead buddy ?

No, I'm FRIST!!! , Jenny, you are frifth
And, #1, that was funny
#10, a long island sounds really good right now. I don't even care that it's only 8:30 in the a.m.

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Lindsay Lohan HQ pics here:

http://blizz.ucgalleries.com/?q=lindsay

does she really have to keep pulling the "it's because of my parents" card.... there are other kids who have worse parents. at least she has the money to help herself if she really wanted to

☼☼to Linzayz dad: What kinda of father R U!!!!!!?
Piece of zhit=only thinkz about hiz needz...
☼ and a zlutty mom that partiez..everyone needz
a mom that iz Mrz. Clever☼

Uh, Mrs. Clever 16? Don't you mean Cleaver? Retard. I geuss "Mrs. Clever " definitely isn't YOUR mother.

I would still fuck her till she farts. I just would wrap the old meatsack in a 6-ply condom first. Drunk or sober, I bet Lilo's a wild fuck. One dirty sanchez coming up............

Damn Robert... beat me by 19 minutes.

I thought she was screwed because she sucked off the director of the Parent Trap?

that's unfortunate. I know everyone's going to hate me for this, but I kind of feel bad for her.

#16 (insert gay sunshine emblem) shouldn't you be in summer school right now? aka.. the "beach" to you? (insert gay sunshine emblem)

But in the end.... Blohan grew up and knew wrong from right.... ..she could have taken a different path. But obviously she has chosen not to.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was true - and if it is, her parents are so immature and selfish! i feel sorry for her - kids that are raised right don't turn out like lindsay.

#3, very true.

I taught her everything she blows, I mean knows.

proof that dina is a party mom about seeing Hohan drinking beer and other cocktail's at 16 DINA YOU SHOULD STOP HER NOT ENCOUGE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

So its the blame game ? she has a brain, she needs to try and use it and not make excuses

BS. i don't doubt that her parents were neglective but the lohans have always been rich. her dad owned some big pasta company, they didn't need lindsay as a "cash cow". maybe to make even more money, but not to pay their bills.

Does anyone here is the problem with her dad calling her a slut? That's the best parenting I've heard out of those two in like.. FOREVER..

Some people are reading a different story I think.

The ex-bodyguard is saying that Lindzers parents are the pieces of shit responsible for not laying down the law. Lindsay isn't blaming her shitty parents because she's a coked out boozehound that loves the cock.

:3

Are we seeing the future lifestyles of Britney's kids here? Only with less hair and smelling of processed cheese?

I agree, her parents are poor role models, but she had a choice. Instead, she followed in their footsteps. Bummer!

"Lindsay's ridiculous behavior was the cause of neglectful and abusive parents"

uh fish guy? shouldn't that read "...behavior was the ^result^ of neglectful and abusive parents"? i doubt her behavior caused them to be abusive and neglectful. Her behavior causes me to abuse myself, like soaking my schlong in turpentine, but i digress...

So we'll just file this one in the NO SHIT! file.

Yeah, boo-hoo (#15), my parents treated me like crap and I am not a drugged out looser slut. What about that home alone kid. Didn't his parents treat him like crap too and you don't see him making an absolute ass out of himself. This chick may have had bad parents but she is responsible for being a moron.

sounds like someone pulled a fast one on page six

#36 - Actually, Macaulay did get popped for pot and pills in his car a while back, so in fact, yes he did make an absolute ass out of himself.

Sounds like Mom should go to jail with LiLo at the same time. Doesn't matter though - the bodyguard is a money grubbing wanker to be stating the obvious to Page Six. The only part we were missing were the examples.

Enough of Hohan! Bring on the dancing monkeys!

actually, it's my parents that are to blame. booyah

This website sucks. Who writes this crap? Whoever the blogger is is really unfunny. Like trying too hard to be sarcastic. I'm much dumber now for ready this garbage. At least TMZ.com is actually funny and ironic. This site is just lame.

Parents play a role in the "example" department of their children's lives. However, they are not responsible for their behavior(s) once they are older. Uh, last time I checked, most people realize that drugs are addictive and make you crazy; alcohol lowers your inhibitions; and humping everything in sight will leave you with some funk ass dzs. On the flip side, parents should love their children enough to tell them no about things they know will hurt them or scar them. Who the fluck knows anymore anyway? And more to the point...Who cares? :p

SO tired of people hoping she'll get help and 'get better'. blah blah blah!

Face it. She/they won't. Ever.

I hope the whole Lohan mob just drops dead.

There are several odd similarities between her parents, and Mozart's parents; the only difference being that Mozart had actual talent.

kudos to #15: there are millions of sadder stories than hers (I see one down the street from me) and the kids end up having a lot more integrity than she does - more backbone, too. So her parents are hardly admirable - so what? If Lindsay has problems (and who doesn't?) then Lindsay should fix them.

Pretty much a recipe for a screwed up 21 year old. Get to do anything you want no matter how inappropriate? Check. Talent--yeah some. Parents divorced and combattive? Check. Parents rely on you for support--emotional and financial? Check and Check. it adds up. Give this girl a break.

I consider myself as an expert in recognizing and reading faces of caucasian.I bring them back all the way to the original 'blueprint' they're reflected from.Lindsay' mother is an easy lay (now you understand how i get developed my expertise) and trailertrash of the worst kind.

Ms. Lohan needs to terminate all contact with her crappy parents, take a year off work, do serious rehab (as opposed to "celebrity rehab"), and get some desperately needed therapy. Yes.

Sure, it's all her parents' fault. She had nothing to do with anything.

When I was 16 my parents weren't always looking over my shoulders to see if I wasn't drinking to much and strangely enough, I never became an alcoholic, nor a drug addict or anything. But I'm sure I was just very lucky.

lmao @ all the cyber hardasses who can just snap their fingers and change themselves and fix all their problems. And apparently did so right out of high school. Yep, you hear about that all the time, and it's soooo easy, thankfully...otherwise there'd be a lot of problems in the world.

She's been away from those fuckups for a grand total of 3 years (but not really, given stickyfingered mom). She's probably doomed by genetics alone in terms of alcohol and drugs, but in any case she just might need a couple more years to try to make a break from her first 18 years. Or, she could just contact somebody here and learn that fingersnap-fix thing.

Nice grammar in the caption, dill-hole. Not the "cause" but the "result" dumbass.

Okay, Like her life is so bad. blame the parents what BS. i mean nobody has the perfect parents. the fact is she is in her early 20's partying like the supposed rock star that she thinks she is, which is fine. but dont blame the parents for her stupidity, i mean they didnt force the drugs and alcohol in her body. they didnt for her to wreck her car and run away, they didnt force her to do anything except pursue her career-- which is the best thing they could of done. it reallys bug me that these glorified media celebritys take everything for granted, and blame everyone else but themselves. i hope she does the time for these crimes, i dont wish it on anybody, but hey you do the crime -- do the time. i mean the average joe would already have been locked up and working off the sentences but no not the celebs, they get slapped on the wrists with a baby blanket. geez -- her friend paris -- did her little stint in jail, also. one more thing nobody forces the girl to sleep around and be the hoe of hollywood -- she did that to herself.

thank you for your time.

Poor kid, she never got a break. Dina Lohan is the worst mom ever.

So who are these people who own up to their mistakes and don't blame others? I've met very few of them in real life. Blaming others is the norm - starting with mommy and daddy, and then teachers, and then bosses, and then spouses. Cut the working class hero bullshit. Talk to any "ordinary" person long enough and eventually you'll eventually hear blaming, complaining, bitching and moaning, and plenty of coulda woulda shoulda. Stand up and take your punishment? Sure - maybe when I'm through challenging this $20 parking ticket from the fuckin Gestapo meter maids...

I don't blame it on anyone. People make their own choices in life. Like that time I kicked that old man down the steps. Sure he broke his back and his family sued me, but it was funny as shit at the time.........

Former bodyguard Tony Almeida? So that's what he did after he stopped working at CTU with Jack Bauer.

excuse us guys...
...but
...why are we commenting on ?

"Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard says..."

didnt her ex puppy already say it all ?

...or was it a stick insect ?

is anyone else creeped out at the thought of a baby hooker 15 year old Lilo and 14 year old pipsqueak Aaron Carter in the same room?! *runs away and hides*

Tony Almeida, her former bodyguard? Didn't he used to work for CTU and got killed 2 seasons ago?

"I got in the middle of it and pulled him off." They're all fucking perverts in Hollywood

I really feel bad for her, never having loving parents and already looking like a hardedged old prostitute at 21.. and her eyes look sad.

I was abused as a child and I find it offensive when these little brats are always said to be "abused children." Please. Lindsay was not abused, now or ever. Her parents are crappy, no doubt about that, but they are not abusive. She's just an irresponsible, stupid bitch. I do not feel sorry for her at all. She has had the easiest life, no problems. She's just spoiled.

zhe zhould kill her parentz and then herzelf☺

Jeepers, when I was a kid my mother used to chase me around the backyard and throw spoons at me and call me a worthless putana. Compared to Dina Lohan, my mother is Mother Theresa

@ #6, comedy gold, thanks for the laugh.

And, yeah, no one is surprised about LaLohan's parents. Also, the sky is blue, fire is hot and the internet is full of porn. A few more newsflashes for you today.

P A R E N T Z

A R E

D R U G G = ZZ

A N D

A L C O H O L I C Z

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***** I GOT IN THE MIDDLE AND "PULLED HIM OFF" *****

on the highway? really?

damn #60, ya beat me to it!!

LAURA #41- SO YA DON'T LIKE THIS SITE?

fuck off then!!

I need to confess to the spyware problem the fish is having and everyone else. I put a porn link to the kraziherpezkelli name and when you click it , it goes to a porn site www.lemonparty.org/. This is a site that has three old men having sex with each other. I also sent krazi fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I know everyone will be able to fix their problems.

All of these posts and not one of you know it alls happen to notice that the bodyguard and the person suing Dina Lohan for 400k have the same name, Tony and Antonio Almeida. She is still a piece of shit for letting her own spawn do this to herself but I wonder what the connection is.