Aug 20 2007Lindsay Lohan to release third album
Her movie career isn't going so great, but insiders say Lindsay Lohan is set to revive her music career and is letting Universal Music execs know she's ready to do the third album she owes them. Rush & Molloy report:
Lindsay is certainly less of a gamble as a singer. "A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make," says one exec. "She doesn't need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition." But lately, relations between Mottola and Lohan are said to have cooled. (He didn't return our calls.) And others at Universal Music are approaching her cautiously. "As much as she wants to make another album," says one insider, "the feeling is she needs to get herself cleaned up. Then we can talk about it."
She had two albums? Really? I knew she had one out there, but did anybody know she had a second? And now they're giving her a third? I should sue the music industry for being giant ass clowns. When the judge asks me to present my case I'll show them this story as Exhibit A. Then everybody will gasp, the judge will award me millions of dollars (because I deserve it) and then the mayor will give me the key to the city. Based on my extensive research watching TV, that's usually how court cases go.
Reader Comments
1. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 20, 2007 11:23 AM
nooooooooooo.... nooooooooooooooo!
no more albums, no more films! We don;t want to see your ugly mug anymore! Just fuck off LoHo
2. Hemlock Queen - August 20, 2007 11:25 AM
Maybe she'll shave her head while making this third one?
And who would buy this crap anyway? I thought her fan base was made up of 12 year old girls and lecherous, dirty old men.
3. Madea - August 20, 2007 11:25 AM
I agree with you number 1.
4. my comment - August 20, 2007 11:28 AM
""A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make," says one exec. "She doesn't need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.""
Man these record execs would sell their own mothers if they can make a buck off it. They might as well give an orangutan some coke and Redbull and put him in a studio with her.
5. kara - August 20, 2007 11:29 AM
I just want to come on and predict that there will be..oh, 40? people commenting on how Lindsay "has got breast implants in again"
Wait until you grow up a bit and have been around actual breasts (your mom's doesn't count)
I don't care about the CD I just wanted to say that.
6. Duchess of Dork - August 20, 2007 11:29 AM
I'm surprised she can attempt to sing with all that cum in her mouth.
7. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 20, 2007 11:30 AM
I am so happy that I've never heard this bitch sing. If it's anything like her acting then it's better off shelved.
The only good thing that she can do now is surrender herself for medical testing - so that scientists can learn about prolonged drug use on a human body and unknown yet-to-be discovered STD's that have mutated by being past back and forth from Paris to Lindsay via every guy in Hollywood.
cut up and put into test tubes - that's what I want for your future baby.
8. Hemlock Queen - August 20, 2007 11:30 AM
#4 That would be Britney Spears. lol
9. silverdollar - August 20, 2007 11:34 AM
does she actually think someone wants to hear her sing...again?
10. jrzmommy - August 20, 2007 11:36 AM
Her breastises got talent.........god DAMN!
11. p0nk - August 20, 2007 11:37 AM
but she does have nice tits.
12. Border Patrol - August 20, 2007 11:38 AM
Did she kidnap Cindy Crawford's little girl/boy (whichever) hard to tell the difference?
Lindsay would look much better if she would pull them saggy tits over her face.
13. jrzmommy - August 20, 2007 11:41 AM
Hey p0nk!!!!!
14. m - August 20, 2007 11:43 AM
#6 has it. rofl.
15. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 11:43 AM
She does have some very nice tits.
16. kathy - August 20, 2007 11:44 AM
lohan is a waste of space. Fragile Frankie should just dig her a hole in Central Park; she can become one of the dirt people.
17. Moonchild - August 20, 2007 11:46 AM
Maybe the CD will come with a promo razor , a tube of powdered sugar and a mirror with the name of the CD printed on it...something like "Its Not Mine".
18. Trixie - August 20, 2007 11:48 AM
So Lady Like Duchess!
19. Madea - August 20, 2007 11:49 AM
lmao @17
Best comment all day!
20. Texas Tranny - August 20, 2007 11:50 AM
#6......That does take talent.
21. Malffy Hernandes - August 20, 2007 11:52 AM
It's stuff like this that makes me say 'And to think I could've actually killed myself that day' and then swell up with tears and regret
22. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 20, 2007 11:53 AM
@17 you forget it the cd comes with her friend's pants too
23. Lexoka - August 20, 2007 11:57 AM
I didn't even know she had a music career. Nice boobs, though.
24. MK - August 20, 2007 11:58 AM
Yayyyyyy!!!!! I can't wait!!!! I bought the first two and I listen to them over and over everyday!!!! I am so excited that she is coming out with another album!!!!!! Grammy's for Lindsay!!!!!! I love her and she is the best singer in the world!!! Anybody who thinks differently needs to listen to one of her albums. Her songs are so meaningful and poetic!! GO LINDSAY!
25. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 20, 2007 11:58 AM
@4 her and Paris Hilton are doing a duet no way!
26. Blo me bitch - August 20, 2007 12:00 PM
She has ginormous hooters, and no brains. Sells alot of magazines, but not many records.
27. lambman - August 20, 2007 12:01 PM
um, was that last paragraph meant to be funny?
28. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 20, 2007 12:05 PM
24. Ummmm I hate to tell you this but I think your at the wrong website.
Maybe you were looking for Perez? Or I dunno, the doctor that gave you the lobotomy. Not sure which. Peace out!
And you use too many exclamation marks!!!
Or you're joking and therefore very funny.
29. veggi - August 20, 2007 12:06 PM
She needs a t-shirt that says "I wish these were brains".
That's all.
30. mywellrehearsedmistake - August 20, 2007 12:07 PM
28. *sorry I meant 'you're' at the wrong website. I'm gonna go and learn. to. spell....
31. 1MILF Hunter - August 20, 2007 12:20 PM
Is she going to call it "Jailhouse Rock"??
32. geena - August 20, 2007 12:23 PM
I'd buy the album, get in my car, pop the CD in, crank the volume, get on the highway and stomp the accelerator, and skip to the song "Don't You Quit On Me Bitch!!!" I guess I'd need to pick up 3 weenie guys first to make it perfect.
33. Boba Fett - August 20, 2007 12:24 PM
I just want to titty fuck her.
34. kate - August 20, 2007 12:29 PM
ha, go to youtube.com/omovies, they even say how horrible her voice is at the end of it.
35. Crap Tonight - August 20, 2007 12:40 PM
She is currently working on a new version of Bart Simpsons "I didn't do it"
36. Jeremy - August 20, 2007 12:56 PM
Maybe the Hooters will be her back up band. Nothing better then a young rich slut with wonderful breasts. Why are the women you want to fuck never the ones you want to marry.
37. El-Coyote - August 20, 2007 1:00 PM
Tig ole bitties....
Music, what?
38. Kevin - August 20, 2007 1:04 PM
Correction: Lindsey Lohan to release TURD album.
39. How To Pass a Drug Test - August 20, 2007 1:10 PM
I heard it's going to be a remake of "I love candy" but titled "I love nose candy" :)
40. Paris - August 20, 2007 1:26 PM
Ooooooh Lindsey
I hope you recover soon.
Your life has become a mockery.
No one wants to be your friend
Rehab, Scandals, Rehabs.
When will it end.
41. wedgeone - August 20, 2007 1:45 PM
Lindsay's washed up and useless, at only 21 years old. But the one on the left makes me rock-hard. She needs to be chained up in the bed in my soundproof basement. Pronto.
42. KINGNOONY - August 20, 2007 1:55 PM
her first two albums were fantastic! i'd put them up there with "dark side of the moon", "the wall" & "joshua tree". she's a wealth of un-tapped creativity and talent.
by the way, anyone know how to get meth residue off your teeth? ah fuck it, like i care....
43. Bugman4045 - August 20, 2007 2:23 PM
"....And, God knows, she already has name recognition."
Yeah, Brain cancer, proctology and Hitler also have a lot of name recognition, but that doesn't mean attaching a product to them will equal sales.
I love how the record exec says a Lohan album costs next too nothing to make. That seems like her music will be appropriately priced then.
44. cocaKelli - August 20, 2007 3:28 PM
C'mon people-- let's see the links to free downloads on this trick's "music"... has ANYONE heard anything?
Name a single. One song.
45. BaldAsBritney - August 20, 2007 4:10 PM
Is one tit supposed to be that much bigger than the other? Cause I'm down with righty big time.
46. RichPort - August 20, 2007 4:12 PM
The only thing she needs to release is clip on the back of her bra.
47. Sefronia - August 20, 2007 5:08 PM
How predictable. Calling the album "White Lines"? She has to ruin everything.
48. Dr. Jack Kevorkian - August 20, 2007 6:41 PM
Man I know I've been clamoring for a new Lindsay Lohan record. If I can't use lethal chemicals to do my job, this certainly will do the trick.
49. Matthew - August 20, 2007 7:14 PM
please god no
50. Adog2001 - August 20, 2007 8:32 PM
I can hear it now... "Ain't going to Rehab, no, no, no..."
51. kaylee - August 20, 2007 8:41 PM
id rather stick pins in my eyes than listen to that stupid bitch attempt to sing!
52. crushed-x-beauty - August 20, 2007 9:58 PM
That bikini top makes her boobs look weird.
53. Boogie - August 20, 2007 10:01 PM
She has made two albums? News to me.
54. UNCLE NED - August 21, 2007 12:05 AM
Rage on Lindsay! They're all against you, baby. Don't let those Mormons take away your hate and self-destruction. It's the only thing that makes you interesting
55. Click me (I PSed Lohan) - August 21, 2007 1:26 AM
A couple hours of photoshop will make your day. Enjoy
http://www.zoto.com/kingcobra/albums/10085
56. lucky7 - August 21, 2007 3:20 AM
I HEARD THAT THE RECORD COMPANIES MOST FREQUENT RESPONSE DURING TEST MARKETING FOR LINDSAY LOHAN'S ALBUM WAS " I'VE HEARD BETTER MUSIC COMING FROM MY TOILET BOWL THAN ON LINDSAY LOHAN'S ALBUM"
57. ashleighcandace - August 21, 2007 3:24 AM
Reviving her musical career? Don't you have to have a musical career to revive one? Come one. Sittin in a bird cage and bitching about how you're just too famous and people get too involved in your life is not a musical career.
58. sharpeidude - August 21, 2007 6:25 AM
She does suck dog as far as talent goes; but those titties scream out to be spunked on.
59. ced - August 21, 2007 10:02 AM
Check the tits from #55, nice job!
60. mike - August 21, 2007 10:29 AM
@ 55. Good job!! But I would imagine her tits to have more freckles.....
61. Amoeba Joe - August 22, 2007 8:44 AM
They're giving her a turd! heheheh
62. Newman - August 25, 2007 12:55 PM
The only Lohan nipple slip that got my attention was the first one, that I remember, where she was getting into a car with a friend and was wearing a blue flat hat and striped top. Those were surprisingly some nice looking tits/nipple/areola, but oh so staged. On par with most of celeb NS's, how can you not know/feel your tit hanging out or not covered by cloth? Other than that, this freckly, pasty, peach fuzzy, beady eyed, fake/irregular tanned, short toothed hack has always been WAY overrated and hideous to me. WTF was Maxim thinking?! If you polled anyone other than 14 year old whack-it addicts, I bet you would get a big thumbs down from MOST males.
#55, decent work, although 2 hours is WAY too long to put that together.
C'mon people, ALL “singers” are studio-produced. Even the good ones, but ESPECIALLY the bad. That's why you never see Linds/Paris/Brit, etc., singing a capella or spontaneously. Our celebutantes are so full of fakes it's ridiculous. The majority are NOT pretty/handsome, talented, or tough. GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!
63. Gravewalker - October 11, 2007 5:18 AM
What are those two 5lb bags of shit doing hanging from her chest?