Aug 9 2007Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant

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what kind of god makes good couples infertile and lets the lindsay, nicole and britneys of the world pop em out like hot pockets?

IM NOT PREGNANT IT IS TRUE I JUST HAVE A BABY-SIZED MOUND OF USED CONDOMS

i didn't bother reading the article, but [assuming from the title], she's making paris hilton look good!

knocked up crackwhore

"baby-sized mound of used condom"

Gold. Just...gold. That is why i love this site. That is a deeply unsettling yet hilarious mental image.

please god no

im in the top 10 baby

black baby!!!

NOSTRADAMUS CHAP 3 Lib. VII:

"And the whore that captured the imagination of the nations had a firstborn, and it's name was antichrist"

JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD!!!

thank you, I'll be here all week....

Well, wouldn't this mean she got pregnant in her last "rehab?"

13!

I'm beginning to think that the Nazi's were on to something when they thought up that forced sterilization thing.

@10:

wouldn't be a black baby - if you read the account of the 3 guys "kidnapped" in her Denali rampage - she invited the WHITE guy to party, and made the 2 BLACK guys wait in the SUV.

she does not get down with her black brothers.

With a court hearing coming? Two DUIs?
If COURSE she is pregnant...

I hope she gets 6 months in county....

is being pregnant the en vogue thing these days? why are so many screwed girls having babies? "idiocracy" by mike judge is looking more and more like a prophecy...well at least when these kids grow up they will be productive members of society...or we will have some good fodder for VH1 "my momma was a crack-whore" air date - 2025...and yeah i'll be watching!

I don't think she could be pregnant by ingesting her favorite drink pills and cream

You know why she is in hiding?!! Because she is fucked, and her lawyers can't have her making more of a mess of things while they're wringing their hands triying to come up with a defense. Bitch is going to jail!

Crack baby

If she is it'll just be another drunken lying coke head just like it's useless mommy...

Soon she will give birth to a mound of chewed up coke baggies.

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#20 didnt i zuck your cock before???

The idea she's in hiding because she'd go to jail is utterly stupid. That Lane Garrison fuck killed a kid on coke and booze, and he got ninety days. All she did was scare the shit out of a bunch as assholes as stupid as she is. If Nicole can get out of doing a whole week in jail, then they'll give Lindsay a fucking medal. If you really compare the two: Nicole hasn't done shit with her life and got five days but Lindsay's been in some movies, so she'll definately have a medal coming her way.

She's not pregnant. People just have to make shit up. I disappear for a few days and everyone assumes I'm pregnant. And on coke. The fact I am is meaningless.

If they whisper false of you,
never trouble to deny,
Should the words they say be true,
Weep and storm and swear they lie.

#25 Eloquently said.
You know what's funny?
I hate cats, but I have a bunch of them.
I don't like dogs, but I like hotdogs, just don't eat them much because they're totally bad for you.
I can't stand kids, but I'm always nice to them.
AND.......I despise Lindsay Lohan, yet I've never even met her. She might just be misunderstood.
Just like me. I despise me too though, sooo whatever.

i'm pregnant too. for a black guy.

Are you having fun making fun of kraziridestheshortbuskelli?
Because if not, keepem coming!!!

wait, i meant if you are

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Please, PLEASE...don't let it be true!

This has to stop. We used to have an attention-starved krazykelli. And now we also have at least one person who seems to have no purpose in life except to make fun of her. What's next, a comment barfer trying to defend krazykelli? You all should have your own website.

#34 juzt becauze you don't like all the kelliz it doezn't mean that all the kelliz don't like you!

It was Fred Durst...... Cause he did it all for the nookie....

everyone wantz to B Me for zome fuckin reazon....!!!!!!!!

28/////whatz your problem with me? BiteMe?

i heard she won't let her new baby be an actor/actress

It's about time someone said something about kellizzzzz. thank you. I loled.

Actually, krazihottkelli is Lindsay Lohan's pen name

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#41 Bite Me come and lick my puzzy....again....

I always wondered what Lin-lin looked like sharting and having an O at the same time.

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I don't believe the rumours that she's knocked up because she would've already had it "taken care of" by now, just like the others.

I agree, can't see Momma Dina letting the cash cow lose her marketability by having a kid.

But then women like Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears should be the ones brought up on charges for fucking up their kids.

HOPEFULLY THE BABY IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3-I totally agree!!!

Iv been trying for a baby for over a year and nothing,yet these sleezy tards have super sonic ovaries and are so fertile that seeing a man naked is enough to get them pregnant.
You have got to love "gods plan"-NOT!!!

abort!
abort!
abort!

abort the whole lohan clan. wipe them from the face of the earth.

#15 I hope you are not complaining. That would be like my complaining about not getting in Michael Jackson's pants....

Is she going to go to the hospital to have her "appendix" removed again?

krazykoldkelli is the black hole of negative attention seeking

People of America, please be allert!! That lindsay lohan creature wants forgiveness and your possitive attention back by being pregnant. She just hopes, because Americans almost forgive anything when there are kids involved, she gets credits again!!. Her plan will continue after that kid is born. That's the PLAN, after giving birth she will be the fastest woman who was pregnan to light up the Gossip-magazines and all kinds of shops. Before she will give birth she will "FIND" the paparazzi(she loves them) when shopping for that BaBy of her. This "PLAN" was also made by lying bitch dinah lohan. Because she knows how it all work. She "WALKED"the whole route!! She gave birth to some kids so it's dinah's "TASK" to tell lindsay what to do and don't!!

yep

I SWEAR TO GOD.....I was just saying that to myself yesterday. I had an epiphany.....I just felt that she's come out with a pregnancy story.

GOD, are they ALL so predictable?

Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him. 6But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7That man should not think he will receive anything from the Lord; 8he is a double-minded man, unstable in all he does.

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@57 Blah, blah, blah...

This is for FRIST (tell me where that line came from)

"When I found out she was pregnant, I said 'BRING ME'"

"What? A knitting needle?"

"YES! A KNITTING NEEDLE!" (slap)

"Ohhhh!" (mreeowww - cat fight)

Aaaaaand....scene!

"Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she's consumed would've aborted it."

well, this is probably what we were all thinking about nicole & look what's growing in her stomach. it's allegedly a fetus, but i guess time will tell.

It's likely she has to do some time. So of course she says she's pregnant.
She's probably not though (and hopefully not trying either).

And if 'It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare” she's really sad. Doesn't she use a condom or anything at all?

Yeah, I am not buying it either! We don't need to watch another unfit mother in Hollywood...Britney has overloaded us.

Abortion should be mandatory

#59 Ab-Fab?

#4, the used condoms are filled... she likes Bukakke...

BiteMe, cum and lick my puzzy again, honeybaby♥

#64 - Keeee-rect. You win first pry.

Can't get enuf of Eddy, Pats and Saffy.

"baby-sized mound of used condoms"
Beautiful, Fish. That was inspiring. Keep it up and don't revert back to your old used up shtick. LOL.

Guaranteed that the baby won't last 3 months because once it starts getting some size it will slip & fall clean out of her flappy, worn out vag. The papz will have a great photo op of a thing hanging by a cord out of her mini-mini skirt.

I love how well her latest movie is doing: $6,231,700 after two weeks. ROTFLMAO @ the no talent, attention whore.

Dina, Kathy & Lynne suck - but their daughters are adults. People overcome shitty parenting all the time - these women have no excuses. Just OD already.

Won't somebody think of the children?!?!?!?!

I CONFESS.

I HIT IT.

NAKED.

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE NOW.

169% WORTH IT.

It won't be the first time she has killed a baby.

she'd pop out a huge 8ball with some hair and malformed fingernails

She should NEVER have a kid........
It would appear to be a big blob freckle with hands and feet.. ..when born having continued muscular contractions needing its next fix.

Poor thing.. er a baby.

I heard the kid is already dealing blow in the womb.

Charlie Sheen = "the daddy"

She'd be an awesome mother. What?

If you had payed attention you would have realised that Lindsay fancied the "white guy" and invited HIM. No one else, just him, and the other ones tagged along.

A bit rude, but not racist.

Lindsay is just like me. She likes her meat dark, not white. She also likes them old and fat and rich. I am a gold digger and I use men for whatever I
can get.

i though Lindsay was drinking from the "furry cup" these days, with that butch mc/dj? she's hard core if she's 'potted' linds!!

stop blowing smoke up STUPIDkelliz arse, unfortunately you are only encouraging her, she is just a silly shit stirring child.

let us rise above these stupid fuckers.

I need to say that I have caused all of the spyware problems with this site and with everyone's computer. I installed a porn link to the kraziherpezkelli name and if you click it, it goes to www.lemonparty.org/. This is three old men having sex with each other. I also sent krazihottkelli fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I'm sure everyone will be able to fix the big problems I created.

Last line: hahaha. Gross.

What I don't get is how the hell is Nicole Richie pregnant when she's in starvation mode... Doesn't the uterus shut down at some point? At least Lindsay has some meat on her. Something for the kid to eat at least.

hahaha.. now she can blame everything on her baby, instead of the black kids. eugenics was a good idea, dammit.

When you are in a business with a 7% employment rate, the industry can afford to move on. There must be 250 beautiful girls hanging out at the corner soda shop waiting to get discovered who have more class, talent, and looks than this person. The interest in her mediocre life is perverse. You probably have someone with this temperament and these problems in your local downtown area, slumming around - so they used to be cute, well, that's what everyone will say about Lohan if they keep the camera on her that long. I say, move on Hollywood, slot someone more deserving in. Didn't we learn a lesson from Michael Vick? Let's step up the bar for the privilege of having a public life with the public dollars that go with it.