Aug 3 2007Lindsay Lohan is a thief

oh yeah

i rule

SECOND!!....uh, wait a minute

Wow, who can believe I'd end up defending LL, but I find it impossible to believe a company the size of Vuitton would plan to make models wear clothes that someone else had worn. It's standard practice for "names" who model to be given the clothes. Can you see Gisele Bundchen agreeing to put on some silk shirt with sweat stains? Ugh. Sounds like a bunch of "trash Lindsay" bs.

omg omg omg omg first!!!!! wait..............................fuck oh no!

can you actually snort those kinds of things?

#6 no you can't but you can sure sell them for some blow.

Lindsay isn't a horrible crazy, drunk, yadda yadda person. She's actually very normal. How's this crazy? Please, this is like every 14 year old out there. Well, at least may people of that age THINK of doing things like this. Lindsay however is MUCH older, and she caves in to her bad temptations.

Eh, simple diagnosis: She's just expressing her frustrations to the world.

Hey, if I was desperately pissed, angry, and hopeless, and lost in life with no direction, I probably wouldn't care either.'

Give the girl a break, she's not inherently evil or anything.

He who is without sin CAST THE FIRST STONE!

I'm sure all of you have a bad side. Puhlease.

2 confused goats showing up on Lindsey's shoulders chewing grass???
Methinks the Fish has been smoking some!
Grass, that is.

for #7(looks around then throws a rock at LL head) what?
i'm a recious dude!

Between Tara Reid's amazing ass and Lindsay Lohan's confused goats...my Friday is going rather well!

Thanks!

I'm just surprised that Louis Vuitton sent clothes for a photo shoot! I mean, everybody knows exactly how LiLo behaves, so wtf! They're even surprised that she walked away with that stuff! Come on!

love those freckled titties of lindsay's

what in the hell? fish got paws?

http://www.utterz.com/~u-995/utt.php

I could've sworn the black guy took it.

Isn't this illegal?

♦♦her and her ztupid mom think they're Tony Zoprano and♦♦
everything iz free...the world owez them a living
cheapazzez♦

Keep showing us those voluptous cans, Lindsey, and we'll forgive you for stealing, for pedopehlia, even murder or anything else. But you've got to keep showing us those cans in low cut tops. They are fabulous.

I'm without sin. Where's the fucking stone.

I guess I'm not up on all the latest overpriced fashion, but since when does LV make clothes? I thought they just made ugly-ass luggage and accessories, now they're ruining clothes, too? Whatever. I just can't seem to care. I mean, they're dealing with a crack whore. What did they expect? They should be glad they didn't lose the cameras and some furniture, too. Cause crack whores steal. And why would you want your brand associated with Lohan, anyway? Unless you were selling crack, then good going on your ad campaign. Cause Lindsay is what everyone thinks when they think crack. Used to be Whitney, but now it's Lindsay, cause Whitney's too old. I'll stop now before I veer into krazihotkelli territory and start using little emoticons and making all my S's Z's. Thankz... dammit.... Thanks

Found y'all on myspace news!!!!
http://news.myspace.com/entertainment/gossip

hahaha, goats! the pedophiles of the animal kingdom. come on, you know i'm right... those creepy beards they have. shiver.

Louis Vutton makes really nice clothing, maybe just becaue you can't afford them doesn't mean you should bash them. Their luggage is a bit much with the LV all over, not really cute. But it's not all that bad.

Okay let's all rejoice in the fact that she is done.. over kaput all ready.

Jaysus Christ on the Cross.. LV makes clothes. Sometimes one of a kind that is made just for a show or for photos..
They make shoes too people. Baseball caps, hello...?

"devil and angel pop up on their shoulders" ... brings back memories of that scene in Animal House with Pinto & Mayor Carmine's daughter.

"Fuck her ... fuck her brains out ... suck her tits."

Maybe that's what was going on in LiLo's mind at the moment she stole the clothes.
Didn't someone else file a police report on LiLo a few months back for stealing clothes out of their house? Coincidence? I think NOT!!

Maybe you should go & report her, Edna.

# 25: LV underwear, too?

You people are all sick. get a life.

yea, c'mon...the party's over on the Tim McGraw post!

Kelli is really lettin' loose!

THIRTY FIRST!!!

Take that fuckers

what, they were going to give the clothes LINDSAY LOHAN tried on to somebody else? Gross, hope they were planing on boiling them first.

"Expensive clothes" that's BS, to the company its just some material and a few hours wages for a seamstress. Just because you can charge people hundreds of dollars for a shirt, doesn't mean its worth that much to the company, they make that stuff for like $40 bucks tops and then sell it for $400, also Lindsay photographed wearing something will more than earn back the cost of producing it.

thirty toocan!!!

Is it just me, or do you see the devil in her smile? Something about her sharp little teeth and creepy grin terrifies me. >:)

Would you really want something back after blohan has worn it?

i think NOT!

#35--
HELL NO!!!!!!
sheesh!

Louis vuitton is making kabillions with selling his crap and now LH is taking a shirt with her and a few items as a souvenir and now they feel screwed?A very expensive shirt?It's expensive because the LV label is on it.The actually worth of the shirt is maybe 50 bucks.

yes, the clothes are sent to other magazines for shoots on other models.

"The best thing about editorial jobs is that all the clothes are samples: they exist only to be photographed for magazines, not to be re-folded and sold in a shop. At the end of the season, the clothes are sent back to the designers' regional headquarters, having been worn by thirty different models in thirty different magazines, and utterly ruined by lipstick runoff, sweat stains, stiletto punctures, etc."

from a model's blog....

lindsay being clepto is OLD news
check out this link about her stealing 10 thousand dollars worth of clothes from a girl she was friends with
http://www.buzznet.com/web/popculture/journals/entry/192651/

#7 -- LL isn't inherently bad/evil? Excuse me? She got behind the wheel of a car drunk and stoned. She's an out of control, self-absorbed little brat.

And what is evil, anyway, but abusing your presumed power and not giving a damn about anyone but yourself.

And, Kelli, you DO know that Tony Soprano isn't a real person, right? Good God, when will these little children be back in school???

Unless the designer is suffering from the Down-syndrome,she/he knows exactly about the design of the shirt.Just grab a piece of cheap textile again probably manufactured in India and start again.It takes maybe 5 minutes.

The word these little assholes all need to hear is NO! Just like as if you're dealing with a toddler who keeps trying to grab something they shouldn't...NO! NO! NO!

jrzmommy -- couldn't agree more. The little brats have never heard that word, it's completely foreign to them.

Do you think we could say it to Kelli to make her stop her stupidity??

The keywords here are 'Lowcost-countries' and 'childlabor'.....

Lindsay and childlabor...I'd hit that.

Everyone knows that rich celebrities are all cleptos, so why didn't LV just send her a bill, or take the cost of the clothes out of her pay. This stinks to hell like some LV press stunt to get their name out in the public eye and try to be associated with new money instead of with old bags (no-pun intended).

ok...obviously, fish, you are starting to make stuff up. if the lv rep let her take off with it, it was free...as is the custom.

Excuse the hell out of me for not knowing that LV makes clothes. I'm not a spoiled celebutard or a trophy wife or someone who uses their dad's credit cards. I still think the LV shit is fugly. If I had Ellen Barkin money, I wouldn't buy it.

I don't like this bitch, but I sure wish she would slap one of those big knockers in my mouth.

Her breasts look like long hoses. They are fucking nasty!

Superfish,

with all due respect I must correct your title on this one.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A THEIF/WHORE

The number 2 rule regarding Lindsay Lohan is that if you mention her name the word whore must be followed AT LEAST three words later.

What's the number 1 Lindsay rule? Never give her anything, just run AWAY.
Give her;
The time of day? NO
A break, a liitle pity? HELL NO
A little understanding? FUCK NO
A pair of scissors? NEIN!!!!!

Breastacular.

What? #48, every cent I have I've earned from scratch first off, and you shouldn't judge something when you know little of the facts. An empty barrel makes the most noise, so I've heard.

No shirt is worth $400 unless it's lined with dimonds. Only idiots spend that much for a label because they think it makes them important.

I can understand why LV wouldn't want her to be promoting their products, and I can't exactly blame them for not wanting to give her any handouts either.

I have to agree that with all the money that this company gets per year, it really shouldn't matter if some dumb wannabe star like Lindsay decides to take off with some stuff, although I'm not surprised that she would try to steal something that 30 to 40 other people have worn... She seems like the kind of person who would do that sort of thing.

not much left to say about this played out skank.

I think thats GREAT! All the big name companies supply these stars with SWAG!...then when they dont want to give them the product the star takes it anyway!!! THEY have created there own monster!!! I love hearing when starts steal from the Big companies..they brought it on themselves!

I think thats GREAT! All the big name companies supply these stars with SWAG!...then when they dont want to give them the product the star takes it anyway!!! THEY have created there own monster!!! I love hearing when starts steal from the Big companies..they brought it on themselves

I think thats GREAT! All the big name companies supply these stars with SWAG!...then when they dont want to give them the product the star takes it anyway!!! THEY have created there own monster!!! I love hearing when starts steal from the Big companies..they brought it on themselves

So in order to fit the Hollywood scene Lindsay has already lost a shitload of weight, dyed her hair blonde, and fallen into the famed drug scene.. In all her attempts to be the apple of our celeb-obsessed eyes, she forgot the staple to any starlets success; A BRA.

"What? #48, every cent I have I've earned from scratch first off, and you shouldn't judge something when you know little of the facts. An empty barrel makes the most noise, so I've heard."

Did you not judge her? You said she was just jealous because she couldn't afford the clothes. If you are going to be a bitch, then at least pay attention to what you are writing.

"No shirt is worth $400 unless it's lined with dimonds. Only idiots spend that much for a label because they think it makes them important."

Just because you wouldn't pay that much for a shirt doesn't make it stupid to do so. If you have the money to spend that much, then why would it be stupid? And not everyone who dresses in name brands thinks that it makes them important. That is a ridiculous assumption. Another thing, if the shirt is lined in diamonds and it only costs $400 dollars, then the diamonds are probably really crappy in quality.

I find it amusing that some people come to this site, get up on their high horse and ride around defending these celebrities. why do you even read this is you think its morally offensive?
LiLo is a dumb hoe, who is consciously ruining other peoples lives along with her. I mean if you look at her in parent trap, she used to be cute. Now you look at her and think "don't make eye contact".
Sure that shirt was probably cheaper to make than it sells for but so is...um....EVERYTHING. Thats how people make a profit. And sure one stolen shirt is just a drop in the bucket for LV , but that doesnt negate the fact that she stole it. Would a civilian like you or me get away with that? "Yes your honor, I was shop lifting, but in my defense the shirt wasnt really worth that much....plus LiLo does it all the time!"
Honestly. Some people are just stupid.

61/62==do U azzdickz really think people want to read the
bookz U fuckin wrote...for Godz zake..STFU
ALFUCKINREADY

After reading all the shit about Lindsay in the last 2 weeks, it's safe to say that we all know:-

1) She has mental issues.
2) She needs a good shag to get rid of the carrot/broom/stick shoved up her ass.
3) She needs to somehow differentiate her looks from that of her mum.

Why is it, so many famous rich people turn out seriously fucked up??? Don't they realise how lucky they are to have fame and fortune? Well once she gets to gaol she'll have no choice but to have a 'reality check'.

Oh and #63, you must think you're so 'kewl' to be 'zpeakinz like diz'.... Get over yourself, and learn to write in english. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's tired of trying to decipher whatever the fuck you write.

65===GAY
Who the fuck azk U anyfuckin thing, fuck...like I'd lizten to U..
dickfucker....eat zhit and get a decent name..yourz zuckz....

BIG DICKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

I am still laughing over the "two confused goats" line!

Krazihotkelli --
Is there something wrong with you? Your mom needs to take you to the nearest neuro-psychologist....
If she can't pay, we can probably take up a collection just on this site.

#18 likes plastic. You don't need LL, just grab a rubber ball and you're there baby!!

It's okay. Kelli's from Montreal -- that's how all the French talk here. Lucky you if you don't live here!!

Number 61 what the hell are you talking about? and I'm not a bitch

Heh, I love her.
*LOL* Loot 'em!

my two goats just told me...

...she would look good with a shaved head

...they're pretty good
...won us a bunch of chips in vegus (vagus?)

hey babe...
just more trash talk
cos there isnt any news : ) )

keeping low...
...well done )

#26 - LOL!!!!

Good Angel: "If you lay a hand on that young girl, you'll never forgive yourself!"
Devil: "You homo!!!"

dear kelli monkeyfuck,

You are the most trite and inane creature to have ever crawled over the top of a keyboard.

I bet that rascally "S" key is stuck somewhere in between your fat butt cheeks.

have a nice day sweetie.

maybe she sold the clothing and
donated the money to help sick
children..?

♥French iz one thing I'm not...thank my dear♥
♥God in Heaven...♥

♥theze people who let LoHan wear their clothez♥
♥need to ztop that zhit♥maker her wear her♥
♥own clothez♥fucker haz money♥

I hate this bitch and think she's unattractive, but she has some nice teets.

"I have got to find a full size poster of this pic",he said hastily and to all surprize exclaimed in jubilation,"All hail Queen Lindsay!"......................did i mention i'm on medication?

#66 - Next time you attempt to insult someone, make it fucking readable hey.

You're on about my screen-name? Most beautiful women don't have to talk about how hot they are constantly, nor include 'hot' in their name/tag. Insecure fugly bitches only do that to draw attention to themselves...

Maybe u do think that's how to talk/write though, because of a lisp, or a hyper-ventilated throat muscle, from sucking too much cock. But in comment #63 you used the letter 'S', pity you can't be normal and do that more often.

And I'll leave the 'zhit' eating for you, I prefer muff/poon-tang/pussy, but thanks for sharing your fantasy.