Aug 14 2007Lindsay Lohan gets sued...again

omg FIRST!

OMG second

YEAH! Suck my cock, ya slow bitches!

Starting with you, FRIST!

What a revolting development.

And no pulling off, or you get the hand on the back of the head treatment!

What a startling revelation.

There is a god!!!! I hope this loser has to star in porno movies just to pay off all of her law suites.

I hear the Law office of Jack Mehoff will be representing her.

Mike Tyson, right. "That's not my piece of ear, I didn't bite it off! The black kid did it! Wait, these aren't my trunks!"

Ya know, I was going to post something here but it's just a waste. Instead let me plug this new Dishwashing Detergent that gets my plates and glasses sparkling clean, it's called "WHAT THE FUCK LILO?!?!" All this money and fame and you suck! Crazy fucker. She makes Paris look "innocent-er"

Better yet, I hope she has to be in porno movies where the guy bites half her pussy off! Then she can go to Jenna Jameson's surgeon, and become another ground-beef-in-the-panties freakshow!

GODDAMMIT SCHACK! STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME, YOU PRICKLESS BAG OF TERD POLISH!
Frist - you know me well enough to know that I wouldn't dog you out like that. I don't scream FIRST! on first posts.
You have enough on your hands with Victor & Jimbo. You don't need me entering the mix.

Now onto Lilo - looks like she may have to cut the cash flow to Dina off in order to settle this lawsuit.
That's got to be three or four against her now. Suits for damages to cars from accidents, suits for scaring the life out of people in car chases, suits for putting out shitty movies, ad infinitum.

By 2009, she'll have to do porn just to pay all the outstanding court judgements against her. And I hope that #10's prophecy comes true!!

#10....Damn, you are getting as bad as me. Or as sick as me.

#2 FRIST.......damn I wanted to be right below you or right above you........you are second, I wanted to be 1 or 3. So I could be on top or on bottom, if you get what I mean.

@11 We all know that was not you and 10 is a troll too. What is really sad is this losers is sitting in a room all by her self looking for people to troll. She has not friends and is an out cast. Friday night when everyone is going out, she is at home watch Dateline NBC.

We may be on here a lot, but we are at work and at the end of the day, we go on with our lives, but the troll just sits in her chair at her computer.

Get some balls bitches - they were in a SUV! I woud've pulled over and let that bitch confront me.

wedgeone, you know perfectly well that with Victor & Jimbo there's still one opening available (I'll leave it up to you guys to choose). And anyway, I'm an expert at ski-poling so 5 is my actual limit!

Fuck you #16!!!

I know wedgeone, it's cool.

#16 wasn't me. Nice talking to you Jim, and I gotta go!!!

See you later. Have fun packing

hey hohan can you say HAS-Been

#15 And they were being chased by an SUV, so what's your point here? At 1:30 in the morning I think she had no idea who the hell was driving the car pursuing her, how mnay there were, and whether they were high, drunk, armed or what. I'd love to see you stop and get out and confront a Yukon Denali in the same situation, big talker.

And she was being chased in Santa Monica. The capital of crazy people in So Cal

#17 FRIST ignore the fuck. Just leave it be. The troll fuck has nothing better to do.

Why would anyone be afraid of this bizatch? Okay, dumb question...all/most Hollywood types/hangers-on are a bunch of pussies. I'd love to see some REAL men/women stand-up to these celebrity wanna-be toughs. And what fun to see a smallish jiu-jitsu/judo/boxer/savate dude whup-ass one of them ginormous fat-ass “bodyguards”.

Can I sue people for intentionally irritating me by suing other people for stupid reasons? I think I can!

Surely this is only one of several lawsuits to result from this incident - LiLo's gonna be in court for years!

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Well, I'll say. It appears that Lindsay WAS driving after all and NOT "the Black Guy". I hope all you racists that were on here a while back and were were so sure that the Black guy was guilty or didn't see anything wrong with her blaming him whether he was guilty or not will have to good taste to admit you were wrong.

Fuck that slimey money-grubber. That's pretty much what happens in Dallas and Houston every day on the Interstate - right TexasTranny? Must be that way in LA too. "Intentionally inflicting emotional damage" - like that doesn't apply to half the population, all of the employees of AOL, and every dipshit that ever gave me a speeding ticket.

Guns drawn.......on Lindsay Lohan. "Oh god she's going to kill me"

I can't stop laughing.

What a day, what a day. Fucking around with commenters here during the workday, then getting together with Jimbo (aka Bite Me) and Victor for a steamer with a side of pee, respectively. It doesn't get any better than this. Well, maybe I missed out on a lubeless anal, but I don't have wedgeone's phone number. Yet. Crazy fucker...

Yea, I'll be a little sad too, when she finally sobers up.

Britney represents a slow, sad decline, but Lindsay has a lot of destructive force left in her. You go girl!

I see my reputation has preceded me! Technically, it's not just "lubeless anal." When I'm screwing some chick for the first time, I really go at it - lots of foreplay, make her cum at least twice before she even sees my dick, all that good stuff. Eventually we're doing missionary and I look deep into her eyes and hold her extra tight, and she thinks we're going to have this great intimate moment when I cum. But not quite, honey - I slip out the in hole and into the out hole, and I don't stop for lube because she's already so wet! I'm so forceful that even if it's not what she wants, or if it hurts more than it feels good, she doesn't dare try to pull back and stop it. Sometimes, I can tell that she's pissed and is going to say, afterwards, "Don't ever do that again!" which is fine with me, because I assume she's referring to calling her, and I sure won't - why waste time with a sexual prude? But in those cases I always pull out and bust a nut all over her face, because exactly what do I have to lose, other than a jet of semen right into her eye? Complainers deserve to be humiliated - don't drag a guy into bed if you're only pretending to want sex, and not willing to go all out.

But FRIST, trust me, with hot chicks like you, there's always 110% satisfaction, guaranteed!!!

yeah yeah. Fucking get over it, bitch. Welcome to the lives of young black men pulled over for the most minor traffic offenses.

OK, Lindsay Lohan is a crab, but come on, suing for "mental distress" (said in a whiny plaintive voice) is just fucking pathetic.

All of these people should be stood up in front of a garage and shot, Valentine's Day stylee, boyeee!!!

Hey, schack, get a fucking job where you actually do some work, OK. Don't post your own sex fantasies under my name. Just because your self-esteem is so low that you let guys do this to you regularly doesn't mean you have to project it onto me.

Get off my cloud, bitch

I love FRIST and WEDGEONE, but sometimes they don't sound as clever as usual. Is someone posing as them...?

IF so, stop doin' do that!

if #31 is really FRIST, I like the post. You're "sew bloody clevah."

shut up motherfuckers lindsay is amazing end hot

I want to spread Lindsay Lohan's buttcheeks and penetrate her ass with my throbbing stiffy.

Don't worry everyone. Paris wouldn't let anything happen to her.

we'll be fine...
you fuckers should all just go fuck yourselves
[try not to say that sort of thing]

you guys should get your own lives...
...go have a wank
...you'll feel better