Aug 22 2007Lindsay Lohan ducks cocaine charges

Moving on...

hmm...that post was actually kind of funny.

very funny post...and right on target

She's "a fuc*ing star" I guess she was right, she is going to get away with it.

And all this time I thought BLOWhan was a nickname given to her because she was easy.... silly me...

If Lindsay Lohan were black she would be carrying all those felony charges. Poor Joe Francis and Paris Hilton. They're probably the only privileged white people in America that couldn't beat their wraps.

I only hope that when she avoids being charged this feeds her sense of narcissism and privelege and she starts snorting cocaine, heroin and drano. We can then be rid of this useless piece of crap for good.

Lohan's not black?!?!?!?!?

crashing their schooner into the Mayflower! finally something funny on here.

Hey, I didn't get charged with possession either when they found it on me at the jail during booking - and i'm nobody...

The LORD [is] my shepherd; I shall not want. (Covering)
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: (Peace)
He leadeth me beside the still waters. (Comfort)
He restoreth my soul: (Renewal)
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. (Guidance)
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, (Strength)
I will fear no evil: for thou [art] with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. (Companionship)

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: (Protection)
thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. (Wealth)
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: (Favor)
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. (Eternal Life)

I agree with you number two.

#8
Very perceptive.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Are you fucking kidding me?

thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. (Companionship)

hehehe

She's still got two DUI's to face. Put this b!tch in jail already!

Totally believe it. If that girl thought her pootie didn't stink before, she's going to be awfully insufferable now.

Next issue will be that she'll go to East LA and start some shit with the gangas there, run back to the the Valley with the Vatos Locos in hot pursuit and claim the "white" race card and get the Loco's implicated on gang banging while she loffs and loffs while sippin gin and juice and smokin some chronic , rolling with the homies while calling them bad names behind their backs.

Or something like that. Lets just say my message is that she's going to push that envelope for all it's got and offend every manner of people on the planet because like Elliot Ness, she's obviously Untouchable. Nice message.

And we have 20 year old boys in IRAQ giving up thier lives to keep scumbags like Lindsey up to her ears in opiates, free as a birdie. Tweet, tweet.

OMG, still rolling...

"Lohans have been snorting coke since they crashed their schooner into the Mayflower."

Paris and Nicole filled their quota of rich white girl drug arrests for the year. They only get two. If Lindsay effs up in January, though, her ass is theirs.

18 - LL

YEah and then she'll spend 6 days in happy jail, and come out a changed person. I hope someone shanks that bitch. (Ohhhh, that's mean)

--------------If Lindsay Lohan were black she would be carrying all those felony charges. Poor Joe Francis and Paris Hilton. They're probably the only privileged white people in America that couldn't beat their wraps.------------

I don't beat my wraps.. I eat them..

Also, the reason negroes get caught for drugs because they usually beat up old ladies in the process..

Schooner into the Mayflower was a great line. Good work.

Fuck. Her.

Once again, check out my lohan tity pic! enjoy!

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Colored people do get more jail time, but it's mostly them doing the shit.

I agree. I'm just glad you pointed out RICH white people. Poor white people can get the shaft. I personally think poor white people and African Americans should ban together, instead of having this wedge between us. We could get alot done.

This is so wrong, why are they giving this bitch a break ? its obvious she was coked out of her mind of her arrest. This will only encourage her to be more arrogant and do more drugs. Possibly killing soemone when she drives all coked up and drunk.

Ok, now it's officially confusing. The past few days the writing's been much better. This post continued that trend right up until the last few lines, then...kaboom, a brief return to the impossible lameness. Jekyll, please let Hyde do all the writing. It's supposed to be sick and twisted.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Rich, young and white never get caught on felonies.
Shit, you'd damn near have to blow a priests' brains out in a room full of cops before you do some real time if you're a celeb in the US.

Okay, the schooner crashing line was good. HA!

But this time I will agree with the usual Al Sharpton big mouths....if she was named Keisha and was from Compton, or Maria from Pico-Union....her ass would be in jail.

Wait. Lindsey has a pet duck with a cocaine charge? That's fucked up maaaaaaaan.

They should have signs on the border of L.A. "Welcome to Los Angeles, please be aware that our celebrities have carte blance to do whatever they want to you or to others with no legal jeopardy. You're on your own."

Still laughing out loud at this post -- reminiscent of the good ol' days at the Fish.

As for #11 -- this is probably not the place to spout religion of any kind. Just not a good idea.

I wonder if they got the old writer back, it's starting to be funny again. They must've heards our screams, er I mean pleas.
Either that, or the old superfish guy had to go to rehab for his alcoholism (very bad choice) and when he got back all sober, he lost his ability to be funny. So, now he's off the wagon again??
Or is that ON the wagon, I can't remember. What do I know. I'm drunk.

I remember one time where I was arrested for having a tiny little roach(marijuana) in my car. Don't know how it got there, in between the seats. Maybe previous car owner? Even though it wasn't me I got charged with it and had it stick. This makes me sick! I wish I would have gotten a DUI- less painful to pay back. That's sad! That I said I wish I would have put another person's life in danger- nevermind!!!

"And we have 20 year old boys in IRAQ giving up thier lives to keep scumbags like Lindsey up to her ears in opiates, free as a birdie."

These stories always seem to pull a comment like this. It's so fucked up. Which is worse - some celebrity girl gets slap-on-the-wrist prosecution, instead of getting locked up; or young soldiers getting killed and maimed in a country where the government went on a summer vacation during a civil war? The only thing they're dying for is the stubbornness of a very simpleminded man, who's being abandoned by even his closest friends (cya, Rovie!). And cocaine isn't an opiate.

You know what lesson she will learn form all of this? That's right.... nothing. She is probably laughing right now, from her 'rehab'. Right, a rehab where you can shop, have your own private room, get massages and exercise. I'm sure when she gets back, she'll be back in the clubs with her water bottle bottle filled w Vodka, and her nose full of blow that her mother got for her. I've never wanted anyone to go to jail so badly before. And, she's getting paid millions! Makes me sick!! She is useless.

And now Foxy's off to prison!! See, pays to be white in America!

"If Lindsay Lohan were black she would be carrying all those felony charges."
right, like OJ did, what?

30--Okay....I just got that. HAHAHA!!! clever thing.

When she dies no one should be suprised. Her family and peons are really her enemies. The girl could loose her life and they keep letting her check out of reahab like its the "Four Seasons."

im gonna use this as case precedent if i ever get caught with some weed.

35 dude

I didn't say it was, I'm not a dumbass like Dubya. SHE has a penchant for opiates remember, and you can get all kinds of opiates in the middle east and south east asia. SO, I was referring to what can come in from the middle east (what the gov't may really be fightin for, aside from oil) and can keep her appetite for opiates fulfilled. She's not a cokehead, she uses it to stay awake. She's a drunk and a pill popper. Coke is just a by-the-way.

So THERE!

Is she always high?Maybe that explains how someone so pretty does the dumbest shit.

Bullshit, Kim Kardashian has something to do with this I can just feel it. Oh, goodness I wonder why O.J is knocking at the door; better go get it.

And we're surprised that the top 1% doesn't get the same treatment from rules only applied to us. It's called money, and we don't make that kind.

I am black and that is bullshit # 37. OJ should have his black ass behind bars.

#17 may be comparing apples and oranges, but he's definitely got a point. Some people like LL are a waste of space, yet they continue to get rich, live a privileged life, and get rewarded for bad behavior. Then you have some poor shmuck from a poor rural Southern town who could potentially do wonderful things with his life and contribute positively to society if only he was given a chance, yet he's getting his ass shipped to Iraq where he gets his legs blown off. It's beyond unfair. And yes, I know life isn't fair, blah blah blah, but it becomes so demoralizing to constantly hear about these loser celebrities getting ahead while others who deserve better are kicked to the curb.

I don't know who you are, but you crack my ass up!! I am pissing my white F*ing pants.

little girls want to be these harlots

47 - PC

Thank you, my unborn children thank you, and I'm sure the 14 guys who got blown up in the chopper are thanking you as they fly with their new wings to sit with their maker, have coffee and ask him and the angels "What the fuck are you doing up here? Take care of the earth, god-dammit."

Seriously, nice rebuttal. I like the apples and oranges part

Yeah Justice!!!

Superficial- this post totally makes up for the lameness of the Fergie one!

These girls have the Grand Canyon ass crotches.

Fry Lindsay Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fry with Blood!

Burnt Cripsy Frying In Hell With Lil' Lindsay Lohan singing the one hit oneder by Peter Bjorn and John

What the hell does Kim Kasrdishan do?

I would love to get a copy of KIm Kardishan's resume

The answer is obviously to ship Lohan off to Iraq as a member of the US Army.

It's hopeless, people just don't get it. The comparison isn't Lindsay and the troops, it's Lindsay and Bush (hahaha...no). Both are complete fuckups who have made decisions that would have caused very different consequences for rest of us (jail for Lindsay and FUCKING FIRED for Bush). But both are protected, unlike us - money and fame for Lindsay, power and money for Bush. It's complete and utter bullshit. You can say whatever bitter things you want about "American justice" in terms of Lindsay or Paris or Nicole, but it's all petty in scale. If any of us screwed up as badly as Bush and caused such widespread harm to others, we'd be in a shallow grave near the river by now.

pOnk.. You are totally my favorite person now : )

These sad little tit bags.

56 Excellent call !!!
We should ship Kim K, Paris and Lindsay out to Iraq and see how it goes. I wouldn't ship Brittney bc she is such a loose cannon, and an unbelievable mental moron. They should ship her to space.
47 you also make an excellent point. These girls are such a waste of space and being rewarded for what? Being rich, partygirl drug addicts? while there are soldiers who risk their lives, who make less per year than one week in one of those posh rehabs? Disgusting.

Bush should take "Public Speaking 100". One of his quotes, "Being a president is hard."

Why are these clubs letting 12 year olds in them anyway.They should be in trouble. If this was club in Middle Class America it would be padlocked within 24 hours.

And this is why I commit all of *my* crimes in LA suckas.

61 -

I still can't get past "nuke-yoo-lar."

Picture a little Meerkat Lindsay wearing a Faith hat popping out of a hole saying "I want some of that cacaine! Gimme some of that cacaine!"

70 dollars of chocolates to See's her smack addiction.

a mess

biotch needs to go to jail. she could've killed somebody. Paris went to jail, why can't Lindsay... anybody else's ass would be thrown in jail because they're not a "celebrity"

schooner into the mayflower.... very funny lol!

Its rich ANYONE, not just whites who get off.
The world is tired of the poor black me thing, really. Pick your fucking selves up and raise your kids with some fathers around and stop your own damn violence and gang activity and clean your apartments and take pride in the appearance of your neighborhoods and take advantage of the trillions of opportunities offered you just because you're black and start valuing education and stop telling kids they are "acting white" if they are good in school and get off the ratty couch on your porch and get a fucking job and WORK and shut the fuck up.

And California Justice rears it's ugly head yet again...

Nice work jack off DA...

Hmm a celebrity getting special treatment? Un-fucking-heard-of. Christ, the justice system in this country is a fucking joke. Paris violates probation and drives on a suspended license and gets jail time. This bitch carries around coke and gets less than a slap on the wrist.

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@70 and @71

I agree that the criminal justice system in this country (and esp. California) is pretty skewed, but I recently read that Pete Doherty, a major fuck-up duggie, keeps avoiding jail time in England. It absolutely blows my mind. The guy has been caught with drugs so many times, yet these judges keep slapping him on the wrist.

TMZ probably should have talked to someone who actually works at the DA's office and not the counter boy at Pink's Hot Dogs on this source.
Every other news agency on earth picked up on this and everyone called bullshit after they, ya know, talked to the DA.
If by some miracle, it does come to pass, there is going to be a bigger shit storm of outrage than there was for Paris getting out early. I think the DA learned their lesson from that one.

I LIKE LOHAN. SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO LICK BALLS. MMM...HAIRY BALLS. TASTES GOOD WITH SPERM.

Brilliant comment, 78. Really. Just excellent. Asshole.

Too bad she got out of it :/

"Lohans have been snorting coke since they crashed their schooner into the Mayflower."

OMG, I peed in my pants..

Fuck Lindsay HOHAN and you delusional white folks that think there is equal justice between rich and poor, white and black. White folks do more drugs and commit more crimes than blacks but the cops and judges let them go, just like they are doing Lindsay, the ol buddy buddy system is in effect. As white cops beat not only blacks, but whites too these days, it just goes to show you how fucked up the system is, and to blatantly NOT charge Linds on cocaine possession is a slap in everyone's face who got booked on lesser charges.

#10 I bet you are white too
#47 tell it like it is bro
#54 Show her BIG ASS
#57 Rock on
#69 you're fucked up

See this type of shit makes ppl. root for OJ because after witnessing sooo many white people beating raps it seems like a moral, yet fucked up victory to finally see a black person beat one. The Admin. isn't the solution it's the problem Bomb it.

I hate this bitch

Lindsay Lohan pics...

Right on, not to mention that she skirted under some of CA's mandatory minimum sentencing requirements for a 2nd DUI, which are some of the harshest in the country.