Aug 29 2007Lindsay Lohan doing drugs in rehab

SHIIT! Boy Howdy!

What a fricken loser. She's so finished.

God she sucks!!!!!
But hey ,at least this is a post NOT about Britneys ugly ass

She has all the makings of a political machine. She should be able to make it all the way (get it--all the way) to at least senator!

Did I say "senator", I meant Centaur.

Awesome.

it wasn't me - bangin on the bathroom floor!

~~ 420 ~~

hahahahhaha!

Fucking dirty Narcissist.

I can't wait for the asswipe she had sex with to come out with the tell all.

I bet he took pictures with his cell phone.....

FIRST!!! Who cares about HoHan. She is dumb.

#7--It wasn't me, It wasn't me

And remember that statement she released a few days ago about how sorry she was and how she wanted to get her shit together. And then they only gave her like a day to serve in jail for all the ridiculous shit she did. What a load of crap. Anyone else would have to serve way more time. I no longer feel sorry for her and her f'ed up childhood. She sounds like a spoiled, selfish little bitch. And I always did think she was an ugly, danny partridge looking troll. Ick.

But, it could've been me :-o

I don't believe this shit! Give me real proof! Fuck this piece of dog crap story! GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we sure she wasn't fucking her Daddy?

Can this day get any more exciting!!!! I really never saw this coming. She is just a poor girl trying to get her life back together.

How the fuck you get drugs into a rehab center? Don't they check these people? Is anyone really sure she is in rehab and not just living in the ball cage at Chuck E. Cheese?

@15 how bout you? u sound like ur in need of some good luvin. by good.. i mean anal.

Awwww....who has bigger Daddy issues than anyone could have guessed?
She is so desperado for any male attention-even if it's in the toilet with the janitor at Cirque Lodge.

Dumb bitch. Tits up. Within 5 years. honest to fucking Hades. Needs to take Dina with her.

It seems to me that throwing someone out of rehab for doing drugs seems like the total opposite of what actually should be done.

Way to kick someone in the ass when they're down!

#20--Did someone say "ass"?Call Britney, she's your go to gal!

Told ya............

Anyways.....
Dana Plato?.... You ready?............. She's on her way.

Hey Mrs T how are you doing? Have the kiddies gone back to school yet? How is Mr T?

TOILET SEX WITH LILO IN REHAB.

HOW HOT IS THAT, MY NEGROES?

Hey jimbo you took off my link. Why do you hate me.
Why does Veggi's troll hate me? You know I'm very sensitive!

Do you need a hug??? Veggi's troll hate everyone.

Red Bull is not a drug.... unless you're speaking technally.

And we all hate veggi's troll!!!!!!!!!!!

Two words: Tijuana Rehab.

Speaking of Red Bull, no wonder she needs it and the coke to visit all the Johns (like Santa). WTF? Why am I so Christmas oriented lately?! It must be hot over here in the mountains.
BTW--Did you hear about Hulk Hogan's references to his daughter? that is fatherly love right there!

@29 Maybe Lohan can star in the Donkey show!!!!

31--She invented the donkey show didn't she? She is the Greek mythological Centaur.

God i'm depressed. I'm such a loser.

So, you get to do drugs and have sex in rehab, and they don't kick you out?!?!?
Best vacation EVER!!!!!!

No, not you too #33?

@32 Cowgirl - In TJ there was a show at one of the many strip clubs that involved one of the strippers and a donkey. You can use your imagination to figure out the rest of the show

OH jut kick her skany lying butt out on the street and make her do some jail time and serious rehab at the California county asylum with the poor folk, real addicts and winos..

Hey Dina! Are you and your little whore daughter still in "an amazing place"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This skank is such trash, and she's learned very well from her useless mother.

Watch Dina try to turn this into a reality show........

@33, 34, & 35 Poor troll, no one will talk to you? I bet if you listen real good you can hear your brother talking to you. I bet he will talk nasty to you like he use too

36, I'm not THAT country/naive---I've heard tell of the infamous donkey show in many a regaled adventure (have at it spell checker(s)!He haw

Maybe she received the drugs when Father of the Year Michael Lohan visited her in rehab!

she won't be alive much longer. i hope no one's surprised. good luck, lilo.

#39, I have to take credit for #35, but I don't know who the other trolls are?

Jesus...

The is going to be a Lohan-Spears photo finish for who gets to the morgue first....

TEAM SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@40 I have never seen it. I have only heard stories about it too.

45, Seriously? I find it incredulous that a male in the year 2007 hasn't at least seen it on youtube or something? Do you mean you haven't actually seen it physically/in person?

Jimbo, 34 really was me...heh heh

And I stand by my statement.
Well it's TRUE!!!

Damn.

I need to get into rehab so I can bang big-tittied celebs.

So, are you going to post a story about Hulk Hogan and his comments about his daughter being a whore? That is juicy tidbit right there.

@46 Cowgirl - I have been to Thailand and seen some pretty strange stuff. But somewhere along the way I have missed watching in person or on YouTube the donkey show. I have a pretty good idea how it all works and if it is something I never get the opportunity to see, I guess it will be my loss.

Fuckin die already, Lindsay. Just OD.

No prob 51, I'm not trying to pressure you or anything. I don't have the desire to see it either. bygones aye?

Over / under on the Blohan / Shitney morgue results? How do we start the pool?

@20...

Any rehab center would give you the boot if you were caught bringing drugs into the facility and getting high. First off, you're putting other patient's sobriety at risk. Secondly, it shows you are not committed to recovery. People can only be helped if they want it. Her total disregard for the rules and selfish, Me-Me-Me attitude justifies them in giving her the ol' heave-HO!

I believe I read a story in one of the weeklies about her having an affair with a married man at Promises and then going all psycho when it was time for him to leave.

"Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the programme she'd have to leave."

well... if we were paying 36 grand a week [/month?] to stay there
we'd be a little pissed...
...if people questioned our behaviour

why cant they just leave us alone ?
...just trying to get some peace and quiet
...and a little blow when we need it

where's the harm ? : ))

Funny she told those guys whose car she hi-jacked for the thrill ride thru suburbia.

"I can do whatever I want I 'm a celebrity".

I guess she can!

Fucking in a toilet stall. SUPER sexy. I wonder if he was taking a shit while she was riding him or if he was fucking her in the ass while she was bent over vomiting.

I can't believe that this "rehabilitation" clinic isn't stricter on getting this fuckwit to toe the line. She needs to be gettin her shite together, and do the chores, clean up after herself, get straight. She will be VERY lucky to get work again in the movie industry, unless she knows how to clean and cook.

And that's JUSTICE. Can I back Linds to go down first for $20?

Hi Jimbo! (later the same day)

Yes, all but one are back in school and I'm running my ass off with volunteer shit. If you don't volunteer and make yourself known, your kids don't get the spectacular teachers....that's my motivation.

Lindsay's ready for porn. The kind that makes money, not this free shit she's been giving away for years. Vivid video needs to step up before she starts losing teeth and gaining open sores.

Hey cowgirl I left you a message on your site

(yawns) firecrotch ends the day again. why are the same young, dumb women all over this site? there are plenty of other celebrities out there doing dumb things. roll up your sleeves fish and put in some work. your regulars are making you look bad.

This story sounds completely made up. First of all, its a rehab center. Unless its Promises, they keep a pretty tight leash on people and do random room searches for drugs being brought in. At Promises, you can apparently come in the door carrying eight pillow cases full of weed and the staff would just look the other way.

Oh and say for the sex in the stall thing, i dont doubt that for a second. After all, she IS a dirty whore.

She wants to restart her career which has come to a screeching halt as nobody will insure her.......and she also behaves like an asshole in rehab. If she didn't have Dina in her life, I'd say she is her own worst enemy.
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lol that girl is crazy

I knew someone her age who went into a lockdown rehab facility, and she said the drugs in there were better and more plentiful than outside. The janitors brought it in and gave it to the patients in exchange for sex or money.

68?

Sit on my face and tell me you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you....

So who is the poor guy in rehab with the nasty, new, unidentified VD?

Bet it burns like a motherfucker....

cowgirl.... #35 cracked me up!!

sorry for my late reply. BULLSHIT!

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I give her 2 years until the graveyard.

i'm convinced she's doing it on purpose cos she wants to be the screwed up interesting type ie. angelina jolie in girl interrupted

im so gay. time to go jack off some more. #6 on the day!!

If true, meh..
If not.. meh..

Does sound like another episode of Intervention though...

Sex in the toilet stall. That's just sickening. I thought more of Lindsay, a closet or the staircase is a lot more classy. What was she thinking!

I've decided to model my life after her's. She's a role model. A damn good one.

There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who only date girls in AA. They like them because the girls aren't into drug or alcohol, and their only vice is Sex. They just want sex, sex, and more sex. Not that this is a bad thing, but these guys are just users and loser, and still they are better guys than Lindsay has ever known. What can I say.

"Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she'd just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse."

LOL!!!!!!!!

This is the same spoiled little untalented bitch who said "I'm a celebrity, I can get away with anything I want." She can write all her little "I'm so sorry, I fucked up" letters to the press she wants and she knows it's all a fat lie. Break the law? That's nothing...I'm a celebrity, I'll get one day, tops.

Video did not kill the radio star. He's still there, living in a van down by the river, dreaming of the day when the Mickey Mouse Club stops shitting in his ear.

@ 55 -- they wouldn' t necessarily kick her out. each facility has it's own policies. but yeah, it'd sure be nice if they would.

First!

where the fuck is Lindsay's probation officer? Any normal person is this case would be required to submit to urinalysis, but no not Lindsay. I bet the Phony ass L.A. probation system is letting her do what the fuck she wants. Since she obviously isn't taking rehab seriously and doesn't give a damn about anybody but herself, it would be only fitting if she gets into to some shit that she finally CANNOT get out of, while under the influence of a controlled substance.

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On Blohan v Shitney race to the mourge...

Its gonna be close, i'd put my money on Blohan OD ing in less than six months but Shitney seems very close to eating a leathal dose of crayons......

Now THIS sounds like my kind of rehab! Daily schedule: drugs and sex, talking about yourself, then more drugs and sex. Heaven! Except the sex would remind me of Kate...god, I miss her soooooooo muuuuuuuuuch!
[*dials 911, screams like a little girl, and scratches wrist with a corn chip*]

@87 WTH?

I wouldnt be surprised if this is true, and the only reason that she went into rehab is to help her in her legal problems and her DUI's and to make her more employable.

But does she really want to get better? I sincerely doubt it. She seems to have horrible selfish entitlement issues, and her enabler of a mother just makes things worse.

If they caught her at the rehab doing something she shouldn't have been, they should have kicked her sorry ass out.

Charming.

Lindsay is so damn classy. She's like Jackie Kennedy and the Queen rolled into one super class bubble.

I'm booking a trip to rehab.

I was going to go to Ibiza to get some drugged up sluts however rehab is the NEW party resort.

She is soooo on her way to doing porn...

Maybe she still thinks she's a star or something. Why do they keep up with her shit. Throw the frekkled fanny in jail already.

I wonder which family she tore up now.

I bet she had drugs n alcohol added to her Red Bull which is y she got "extra" wings n did it with ppl in rehab...LOOOOL....

The only way this story could be true is if it happened before her sentancing. Nobody ever is busted taking drugs in rehab, or have sex with another patient, and allowed to stay.

my type of gal...

this girl is a wild child !

@17
Yes, anal is good.
You can do me with a strap-on anytime sweetie.

What a loser - I hope this bitch O-D's, Anna Nicole style.

I have had enough of her. We need BANISHMENT

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hey kids is a fallen star catch it

Ok, let's get back to the more interesting topic: the donkey show isn't in TJ, it's in boys town, Nuevo Laredo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show

If you scroll down to the "external links" section there is a very disturbing picture.

@104
Been there and seen it. Nasssssssssssssssty!!!!!!!!!!

@105 Did you vomit? Cause I'm pretty sure I would. I mean, it SERIOUSLY bothers me.

strangely this makes me like her now.... her FUCK YOU attitude is kinda sexy... dirty little thing

Oops. I just read the article I posted. It says it does happen in tj too. So I is a liar.

That's my girl!!
She makes me so proud. She is like some uncontrollable ID. Her online avatar would be a giant coke vacuuming nose attached to a huge quivering clit, held up to a big mirror to reflect attention back onto herself. I would be a lot more charitable if she and others in Hollywood didn't hype her as a "serious" actress. The only thing she seems serious about is filling the holes in her psyche, soul and body.

It was very disturbing to watch a gal sucking on a donkey dick.

I like watching girls suck off horses, they sure to have a lot of cum. bet its at least a quart and the girls gets it in the face

this is really sad,

but what is the source on it? I don't see one for the post or the quote in it.

"Sur-praaahze, Surpraaahze!"

You know what? She's made a shit load of money already, which I'm sure she has working for her in stocks and other investments, so hell, she doesn't even have to care about her career. Didn't her dad say his brothers are all like big-shot investors, n' shit?

What the fuck does she care? Bitch, leave that bullshit rehab and just fuck it all and go crazy. No one really, REALLY cares. The cash cow is still full so they'll just ride it out until they need her to make another movie.

And, knowing Hollywood, someone'll hire her. There are ALWAYS "paycheck" movies to be made. Shoot, Ben Affleck does it all the time.

if this is true - the rehab should kick her out, her enablers - dear ol mom - should resume to party like before and simply let her die. she is no longer a movie star - never really was, her music is a joke, and she will be forgotten quickly. she is no monroe and a lot more dangerous - not just to herself but the public around her. her jail sentence is a joke - i would have received at least 10 yrs - no priors and include a kidnapping, carjacking charge. the la da should revisit her case. what a dumb ho

I bet the dude was sitting down and she was sitting on his cock while facing forward the little ho. I'd fück her too.

I saw Dina Lohan the other day at a gas station, I thank God I didn't ask about Lindsay.

She didn't fuck anybody or do any drugs, the black kid did.

Wow, hope it is not true. But if it is I am taking her as my NUMBER 1 pick in the DEAD POOL upon her realease !!!!

Figures that once this diseased cunt found out the judge slapped her on the wrist, she would start fucking off. Too bad the sentences can't be reversed, but there's always hope her next car accident will be fatal or at least turn the bitch into a bed ridden turnip.

#116: Doesn't Dina have people to do that for her? I mean, she's a celebrity and all..........

#119, you said it. In aperfect world LL would end up a parapalegic with some facial paralysis. She would have to make the circuit of talk shows just to make ends meet. Kinda like a white trash version of Chris Reeves.
God I hope so.

#113 - Exactly! In a couple of years she'll be doing movies on Lifetime Network ala Tracy Gold.

Ok how does this kind of stuff not get blown out of the water like the total OD on Brit/Kfed train/plane/automobile wreck?
Seriously!
She not only has done drunk driving, reckless driving, gets caught with drugs but ALSO FAILS drug test again and again!
WTH!
The media should so be sucking up this vacumn of bitchville then Messed up Brit which is now more shameful and sad then anything else.
My 2 cents with interest.

OH Forgot:
Running over someone's foot, chasing someone down in a car, mulitple car wrecks.... etc...

Paris got SLAMMED by everyone when she got away with everything and here's this other even meaner chick getting away with ALOT more!
Crazy stuff.

Sex in a public toilet? This woman just exudes class...no?

why the f*ck do these trailer park trashettes
become popular and seem to have staying power
are there really no Talented &Hot stars anymore?
I hate her SO MUCH Iget that ralfing thing in my throat just seeing her name
Do You think i could sue for damages?

maybe Hohan,Parisite, nicoleRichi, brittney etc.
will all get together at posh's and die from salmonella poisoning
:)

The 'programmed to party' line was awesome. I love this site.

Who gives a fuck about this ugly ass cunt with her shitty drug addiction? Hopefully she will die the fuck off and stop wasting every one's damn time. She looks like a dirty skanky bitch as usual.

Boring. When you do a breaking story of Ginger kid in a casket let me know. So long 'til then.

I am sorry but what a loser, she obviously does not want help. She makes rehab look like a joke. We need to support actresses/actors who are good role models. She had such promise but what a waste. I admire the people who have worked hard to overcome problems like alcohol/drugs. Also, good way to catch AIDS and other STDS.

"wash up" like take a bath or what?...feel sorry for the poor guy who had to smell that when he bucked her

she deserves nothing. my solution: don't help her at all. - make her fuck up her own life. MAYBE, she will change once she realizes everyone's given up on her. or prehaps, just drink her life away, and spend not a single moment sober. what a f*cking loser.

But those aren't my pants! I borrowed them from a friend.

That isn't my vagina. I traded with my friend.

Great idea: Britney and LiLo get in a head on collision going down the highway at very high rate of speed, insuring they both are dead.

all you dumb fucks say shit about lindsey but she is rich and famous and a very good actor so the laff is on you assholes

ley

“good actor”...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah...and not everyone's life ambition is to be “famous”...ENJOY.