Aug 6 2007Lindsay Lohan back in rehab

First- motha fuckas!

2nd, boo-hoo

honestly.....there is competition out there. there is more going on than what is the latest with Lindsey and Kim's ass....

i am truly disappointed.

is it me or is his site slow slow slow lately?

Wow, I never saw this one coming. Stupid Bitch!!

♦little monkeyfuck back pretending to be good♦

30 days, yeah that'll do it. Oh and yeah, you'll be cured. (yawns, turns page of newspaper and sipping coffee, moves on to next story)

so where's the bar?

Drug rehab = private vacation

That junkie has some nice tits.

♦little monkeyfuck back pretending to be good♦

Waste of time and money. Put this tired loser in a cage and dry her out for 6 months. Nothing but bread and water. Otherwise she's going to kill somebody one day.

Rehap=Spa. Watch, she'll come out with a new nose or bigger boobs

well look at mary kate.......she's cured isn't she? shes a fatty all over again.
jeezus tap dancing christ. jacuzzi and a fire place......she needs to be locked up in a cabin deep in the woods somewhere for two weeks where she can
"white knuckle" it, and kick all her little stupid addictions by herself.

Give her to us, we'll let the Hostile people deal with her.

Looking at this pic, I finally understand the what is meant by "dead eyes"

People like that go to jillion dollar resort/rehabs in order to make headlines.

That chick would be better off on an island somewhere where no one speaks english and she just sits around and stares at the ocean while clearing her stupid head. Or, on a mountain somewhere, like in Batman Begins. But, then again, she'd probably be the one to find the blue, hallucinogenic flower. And wreak havoc on Gotham City aka Los Angeles. (Hmmm, not a bad plan) Lindsay Lohan = Raz Al ghuul

This shit is boring as hell.
Next, PLEASE.

Washed up biatch at 21 yrs old ? Breast implants at 20 ? Fucked up "culture".

♦10♦

♦whatz the matter...did cha gain 20 lbz .over the weekend♦
and your bald, fattazz huzband wouldn't fuck your
ztupidazz...or maybe U caught him cheating
with a young beautiful girl half hiz age♦♦
enjoy your ztupid married life, bitch ♦

She's got nice tits.

Speaking of which, I really want to see Krazihotkelli's knobs. Can we make that happen, baby?

For an extra $1,000, each room comes with a wet bar.

Sundance is like 20 minutes from me and the thought that LiLo could drive on roads near me scares the living daylights out of me. I hope they took her cars keys, her license and then make her shave her head Brit stle to get all the toxins out of her. Can you imagine a bald Lilo? That has hot written all over it.

When I look closely at the picture I see Dina Lohan. I guess the expression on her face is just very similar.

Anyway, on the topic of her new 'rehab'. It's just something she does to make herself look good infront of the judges. "Yeeees, BUT I went back to rehab straight after that little incident!"

♦good luck on that one...if U only need my lazt name...♦

Big deal, she is back in rehab. It just means she is in trouble and avoiding something. AGAIN.

why bother.....she could buy some perfecto Colombian instead with $30,000.

She entered Cirque Lodge by mistake. She should have joined Cirque Du Soleil. She could play "Cokey, the Freckle-Faced Clown."

@20, that's child porn. And scarey...

Or LiLo changed rehabs to get some new contacts for the good stuff.

Boobz
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♦28♦ boy U R juztztupid:

How iz 18 ...child porn? Azzfuzz☻

@31 You're too young to even have ass fuzz brat.

And her friends?...The ones from last "rehab" that would come get her and ride tricycles on the beach .... and go for workouts?....
Uh huh ..Whatever.... either way .. they will be waiting on her when she gets out...
Stupid cunt... fall off of the world already---... take that pedophile daddy and toothless mountain whore mother of yours with you.

Thanks, Kelli. They're everything I dreamed they would be. :-) Can't you send me 1 pic? Just 1? You don't have to be raw (unless you want to be :-) ) My curiosity is killing me! Help me out, sugar.

♦32=ztupidfuck♦

♦what makez U an expert on my age?♦

and Y aren't U working..inztead of playing on the
computer at worK?..they don't pay U to play on
ZUPERFICIAL...dumbazz☺

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R U a Republican?

I am working. I am a network engineer. I get paid to surf, and make sure things are working correctly, and fast.

ok lindsay lohan in rehab isnt new shes in a new one pretty much evry two weeks. the news about her trying to get rid of alcohal and drug addictions r completely fukked up cuz we all no tht she's going to go rite bak to it wen shes out she's jus using the rehab as a vacation.i wish she would jus go bak to being normal b4 the drugs,alcohal and over excessive partying. UGH SUM1 SHOOT HER ALREADY.

Well, I guess this french circus cabin or whatever it is can't be any worse than promises. At least she wont be able to go shopping on Rodeo every day this time.

p.s. - It looks like Lindsay is jumping on board with Circqu du Face, its the rage with all the Frenchies

♦37♦

Well, aren't U the lucky fucker..whatz that got to do with thiz zite?

I mean....look at the Hoff....he's a perfectly productive member of society now.....

Isn't she in Long Island??????

hate that blonde looks, all I see is her mother's face, eeek

I saw this and thougth you Lindsay Loversand/or haters would lke it. Enjoy!

"When the missing Lindsay Lohan used to party and get wasted she used to reportedly go on an attacking spree to fellow Hollywood actors. "When Lindsay Lohan gets really wasted, she gets mean and arrogant and often backstabs her Hollywood competition," a fellow party pal said. According to the ‘pal’ Lindsay thinks she is the greatest actress in the world.

Let’s see what Lindsay thinks about some of the other Hollywood stars.

Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent."
Jessica Simpson "can't sing and is as dumb as (bleep)."
Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead."
Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress."
Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."

Well that’s nice of her!"

Source: Hollyscoop

☼yea, my brotherz friend goez to rehab to get hiz Drugz☼

they have way better drugz there , then on the ztreet///

they R zo good that people will kill U for them.....

NICE REHAB...rehab iz a fuckin joke..itz a buzinezz, azzdickz☻

YOU HAVE GOT REMEMBER SHE WILL NEVER BE "CURED" IF SHE IS A TRUE ADDICT AND ALCOLHOLIC

Quit using this same stupid fucking picture. Nobody gives a shit about this retarded, drugged out little drama queen.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics3/WTF3.html

Guezz which boobz r mine?

☼in your fuckin dreamz..fuckface☼☼

#47, Ron, we use the word "cured" loosely here. It's supposed to be a joke, because WE ALL KNOW THAT!

After 3 stints in rehab in one year, do you think that she may finally admit that she's got issues, or will she keep living in denial until she OD's?

I just love how well her new movie is doing - cant wait to hear the latest box office figures. She'll end up like Tara Reid - unemployable in CA.

Are they taking bets on this bitch turning tits up anytime soon. If so, where can I place mine.

Isn't it a freakish coincidence that there was a small earthquake in Utah that tragically trapped some miners?

Her freckles make my penis soft........

Hmm....Blohan goes to Utah...Utah has an earthquake. There's definately some sort of connection.

I love how this bitch tries to get out of jail time by doing "volunteer" rehab. Its like that damn alcohol anklet, sure it looks like she's doing the right thing but we all know its just a big joke. She'll be back in the clubs doing the coke/alcohol thing again in a month. Then she'll die in a horrible car crash and the news will spend another month talking about it. She's such a waste of space.

#57 - You're definitely correct on that! Hopefully her fucked up Mom will be riding shotgun when that fiery crash finally happens. To scumbags with one stone!

Ya, if your in that crowd, which she will run back to once out, I don't care if you do rehab every other month, Lindsey will be right back on the powder and vodka/red bulls...as long as she is in that crowd, and she is so young still, with all that cash and ZERO responsibility and so fucked up in the head she hasn;'t got what it takes to remain clean and sober. KRAZIHOTTKELLI what is your myspace page address? Let us judge if your krazi hott or not. And speaking on MYSPACE, why is every kiss ass moron on that? The majority of pics on there are of real ugly people thinking they look great and then the comments, UHG! "Wow, absolutely beautiful" and the like and they look like Ugly Betty. WTF! i DONT GET IT! I know MY myspace pix are hott. Kelli, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Hey batwang, i'd like to see your myspace profile. What is it? I'll give yuou an honest evaluation.

#53 - you can place your tits around my wang. We'll both feel better after a few minutes of that.
;^D

I hope she becomes a Mormon while she is there. Then she can flash her weird Mormon underwear at the paparazzi. I'm sure she could find an Osmond who needs another wife to marry.

#47 Drew Barrymore might be an exception: She was a stone cold drunk at age 13 through ?20 and went to rehab and now she does recreational drugs without getting DUI's.....someone explain that.

@63 I can explain; there wasn't all this competition among young (slutty) Hollywood to be the biggest whore, with the most s.t.d's, dui arrests, panty flashing, porno making, papparazzi addicted, biggest ego in industry. Back then that just wasn't cool, apparently it is the in thing today, and girls like lindsey are followers not leaders. THATS WHY!

@ 16 - I take my hat to you. That was the funniest geeky snark twist on a celebrity I've read in the last couple months. Well played.

#63 [in reverse]
> maybe she goes by the mantra dont drink and drive
> ...or the other variant... drugs...dont drive

anyway... someone said...

"When the missing Lindsay Lohan used to party and get wasted she used to reportedly go on an attacking spree to fellow Hollywood actors. "When Lindsay Lohan gets really wasted, she gets mean and arrogant and often backstabs her Hollywood competition," a fellow party pal said. According to the ‘pal’ Lindsay thinks she is the greatest actress in the world.

Let’s see what Lindsay thinks about some of the other Hollywood stars.

Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent."
Jessica Simpson "can't sing and is as dumb as (bleep)."
Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead."
Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress."
Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."

...and what's your point ?

lol

[ok stop laughing]

at least she's trying...
...she may be having difficulty understanding
...the why or how of trying... but she's trying

[you are trying babe....? arent you?]

life as an addict is pretty poor
there is only one thing on your mind
so she seems to be trying to control that
to take control away from that person
to take control...?

so maybe give her some space...?
to make her own decisions...

as long as you're *really* trying babe

ok enough

i must have her! what great skin tone she has, she'd make a great jacket! i need something to match my 7 inch "washed up at 21" stilettos!

sundance, utah????? uhhhh Don't you mean Park City, Utah?

what has she done now?

kelli you are proof that monkeys fuck., therefore you are the little monkeyfuck.

go back to school you no talent (little monkey) fuck.

Try to make me go to rehab... I say no no no....

Speaking of magazines - how FAKE is the Kelly Clarkson on SELF MAGAZINE's cover? What? Did she lose like 50lbs in day? Also, when did her hands become super tiny? she has MAN hands

"The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country's top rehabs." I had to read that sentence three times to understand it, and I still don't believe it! Choosing a rehab center because Town & Country thinks it's cool is like chosing a financial advisor because he/she does Bikram yoga - the one thing doesn't relate to the presence of the needed skillset!

Well, like totally, I dunno what qualifications the counselors had or how they planned the program, but like, they had the cutest little country rooms with flowery handmade quilts and fireplaces, and the group room had like, the killer view of the slopes. It was so Sundance Festival!

everybody's talking about her fake boobs (which I don't think they are fake). Look at her upper lip. It's botoxified to the max !

65 - Aerialgreen -

Thank you. I'm happy only to be nominated.

(Finally!)

Cirque Lodge!?!?...Don't they run a circus in Vegas too???

Let's see some pictures of Lilo..or Sheblows doing some stretches and smoking in the hot tub.....while little poodles jump through fire hoops in the back ground...Oooooooooppppss...that was Sheblows hallucination...it's like a whirlpool...you just keep getting sucked in.....

You know, she does look a little fd up now. Her nose is getting that thinning quality peoples get when they suff a ton of coke up it.....hse'll prob lose the bit in the middle like some woman off a soap did in England. that's an attractive look we can look forward to from her in the next little while