Aug 7 2007Lily Allen isn't welcome in America

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Who's this, now??

Alright ! A nice white girl.

WHO??

Trust me, the U.S. Immigration is the WORST god damned place in the world.

They suck cock. And they are really the ones who don't belong in the U.S.

This place used to have some cool people... It smells like farts now.

It's about time America started discriminating against the fatty patty foreigners. We have enough chubbys right here in the good ole U.S.A. Not to mention thier digusting chasers.

Note to self- Do not vacation at US Immigration this year PER RONDA who has had her cock sucked there and it didnt go well.

Can't you guys tell by the horse face who this is??? jessica simpson's cousin...jeeezz

Liley Allen is anoying. I'm glad she's not welcome.

This writer has obviously been spending their time @ the mall, stuck inside their iPod & away from reality. Since 9/11, the US has repeatedly harassed, abused, and intimidated people from overseas, whether their artists or just regular joes. I have many friends overseas who visit the US, and their statements are all the same: getting here sucks. Our tourist industry is falling behind because of it. Even Disney has begun to complain. This *ulls*** didn't happen when Clinton was president.

Um.... we didn't get bombed when Clinton was president either.... just throwin that out there.... rather be secure than dead.. but that's just me... call me crazy

--12
Yes we did.

She's a singer and much more of a celebrity in the land of rotten teeth. But maybe she gets a lifetime pass because of what she said when Paris Hilton's album was released: "I just think it's so boring and pathetic and it shouldn't happen. It's just laziness. People cheesy enough to buy albums like that should be killed."

-13- well fuck... where was i?

"God I LOVE America, we don't need any more stupid-ass foreigners on our land"

Oh wait Sitting Bull already said that.

sixteenth!!! yes!

She kicked a camera man and whips out her superfluous nipple for the audience?

I think I actually like her now...

yep. let's forget about all that "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearing to breathe free" crap. who wants those damn foreigners in America? bah, I say we throw everyone out who is not a Native American. go home whiteys!

@15........World Trade Center in 1993, USS Cole in 2000.

I really wish it were Tom Cruise who had been detained and wasnt allowed back into the Country because he was "alien".

When will justice be served America?

We were bombed by a dumb redneck in OKC.
It might not have been some Saudi with pilot's training, but it was a bombing.
After that, they attacked every unattended briefcase at the airport and stop people from parking in front of government buildings.
By the way, there was a bombing at the Olympics too. And, I still think flight 800 was shot down in the Altantic off New York.
Plus, the first World trade center bombing
Not that it was his fault, but these incidents were on Clinton’s watch.

Well I only know two things: US Immigration sucks and they're extremely rude; and I really like Lily Allen.

Hey Dave Bowman you dumb fuck! Clinton didn't do anything about stopping the 9/11 hijackers from getting here in the first place. You're bitching about the airport security that stops bad people from flying here?!?!? At least we're doing that now. Wasn't Dave Bowman the alien astronaught from 2010? Someone send INS to Dave Bowman's house please!

OK- I stand corrected... we were never "planed" when Clinton was president... either way- stay tha fuck in your own country.... everyone "hates" America but bitches that it's too difficult to get here... sorry for the inconvience....shove it up your foreign ass.

hey there Geoff.... i just giggled about the massiff racist again....

That's right jackasses. Behave like like a bunch of philistines, and live our paranoid lifestyles. There is no reason to seek better intelligence and move on.

Give it a few years Geoff. When you need to leave your precious U.S of A to land a job and get the same treatment from immigration overseas... You'll surely sing a different tune.

Good Riddance!

I hate this whiney little brat, seriously this chick's need for attention makes Paris Hilton look quaint.

How much money will the American's (sound, lights, security, concessions) lose. How many concerts?? How many cities?

Way to go immigration, now can you deport the mexicans that drive drunk in Texas every saturday night!!!!!!

Kevin
Dallas

IMMIGRANTS- Shoot em all. Let God sort of em out !

Ewww! She has that third nipple. We don't need any mutants over here mucking up our good US genes. Say she starts running around over here and ends up getting impregnated by Keith Richards. Then we’d have some annoying maniac mutant offspring on our hands that won’t die. They’d have to call in Special Forces to kill it or maybe MIB.

#15 Ummmmm the World Trade Center was bombed by Islamist militants, by taking a van and placing it in the parking garage.......

They actually caught the guys, gave them a trial, and they are in US prisions right now.....

UMMMMMMMMM...
Yeah
Where WERE you?

At least Ronda is aware that the influx of immigrants is eventually going to be the ruination of this country and cause us all to have to leave looking for something better. Kudos to you Ronda for recognizing the scourge and disease and devesation that immigrants are bring the US. Good job.

It's Ralph Macchio wearing a wig........................

Sort of sorry to see her go - she had great potential. I mean, Lilo is in rehab, nicole is pregnant, Paris has reformed and presumably won't be doing her nasty shit any more - that leaves Brits all by herself to keep us entertained. I was looking forward to more from Lily. Too bad.

Except for starting a war that has cost billions of dollars and thousands of lives and has created a new and powerful source of recruiting money and jihadists that is making Al Qaeda stronger than ever and more focused on attacking America (per the last National Intelligence Estimate report released by da gubment), we believe our dad has made this country very very safe!

p.s. Our dad got so mad when he saw that one picture of Jenna flashing! LOL!

Hey Einstein (roxy)

There was also this little meeting of the minds (the real planners of the 93 attack) that included a man by the name of Bin Laden. You may have heard of him? Well as it turns out Clinton was given intel from our CIA that we were in position to strike and kill that little meeting. No more Bin Laden. Gone. Dead. But yo know what he did? He got a blowjob instead and said "lets pass on killing Bin laden".

So where were you again that you missed the details?

#33 um yeah.... we've already discussed this and I retracted my statement... way to make a point though, nice determination, - umkay

30
You are obviously an imbecile.
Americans, which by definition would be indians, are the only ones that are true to this land. Texas you Moron belonged to Mexico, so if you read and studied a little you would know that the border crossed them, not the other way around. So go read a book before you open your trap, im surprised you can read and write. what do you do for a living, work at McDonalds. Employee of the month i assume? Maybe too much inbreeding in your family lead to your IQ score of under 60.
man i get really annoyed by these moronic gnats that do not know anything.
so fuck you kevin. you are an idiot.

Dang, Id sure like to bang that little Bush box.....both of em tell you the truth. Whew we!

Sigh.

Clinton DID do something about the original WTC attacks in 1993 - everyone involved was caught and convicted. Gee. How about that?

Clinton then made Richard Clarke part of his staff, and pursued terrorists and terrorism.

Bush then gets into office, demotes Clarke, and doesn't hold ***one single meeting*** with him. Reads a brief during his month-long vacation on his magical playtime ranch-with-no-animals. Title of the brief? "Bin Laden Determined to Attack US." BUsh's response? "Is Teletubbies on yet?"

Number of WTC terrorists and conspirators then caught and convicted by incompetent Bush admin? Why, zero.

Guess what? Bush's failures are Bush's failures, and not Clinton's.

I now return you to pictures of celebrities doing stupid things.

Hey doomsrammer, I assume that you are a fool blooded redskin and your greatgreat gradfather fought against Custer. Becasue you FUCKING moron. everyone else in this country is an immigrant. Even you, you fucking retard.

*sigh*

clarke was fired and no meetings were held with him because was a sit on his hands, useless do nothing. He and clinton sat back for years while Saddam and Iraq conceded to inspections, then said fuck you and closed insepections, then conceded to inspections, then said fuck you and closed off inspections. All the while running his WmD program and eventually getting rid of his WMD program. We needed men of action. Bush and Cheney came in and took action. We had had enough liberal appeasement and pussification.
Those 3100 lives lost on 09/11 are blood on the hands of Clinton and his liberal do nothing pussy ass administration.

Now back to your regularly scheduled liberal propoganda.....

--42
It's funny when you think I give a shit about your opinion on politics.
: )

doomhammer is 50% choctaw indian and 50% white drunken rapist against my ancestors will. This IS my land motherfucker.

you poor ibnorant bastard.
you are nothing, and NO this is not your land, its the land of every other immigrant that has come here since Columbus discovered it. Either go read a book or go rape your sister you inbread ignorant asshole

How dare you criticize our President! I'm sure he's done nothing wrong, whatever you're saying he did, I don't know the details because I wasn't at that meeting, and if I was, I wasn't there. And I signed that memo because somebody gave me a pen, I wasn't actually present.

Anyway, I'm sure Mr. Bush had good reasons for not getting to bin Laden quickly enough in those caves in Afghanistan in 2001 even though we already had lots of troops nearby and again for not getting to those top Al Qaeda leaders in Pakistan in 2005 even though we had even more military forces in place. I believe it had something to do with Bill Clinton - he must have flown to those two places and disarmed the troops or something. I know he did something wrong, of that I'm sure. Clinton, I mean.

#42 I'm really surprised your liberal ass is visiting this site in the first place. It's dedicated to celebrity bashing and since they're mostly liberals also isn't that sort of like - cannabalism or something?

sigh

I love lily.,. let her back

@40..............Everyone in Texas schools HAVE to take Texas History. I'm guessing ol' Kev dropped out or failed the test.

My family has been here in America since 1753.

P.S. I also had an ancestor who died in the battle of The Alamo, so I know Texas history.

I weep for your sons and daughters abused orifices. Please dont take it out on them that you have a tiny peter.

My family used to own all of the land that is now Texas, but we were swindled out of it for a bottle of whiskey and a sack of magic pinto beans. I hope you whites can sleep at night.

as I said before, when you inbreed your genes deteriorate, ergo your low IQ!
employee of the month at Texas taco and bitter against the owners?? tsk tsk tsk. boo hoo poor you. and by poor i mean broke. when mommy died and went to hell to suck cocks there she didnt leave you any money, so your bitter now? violins in the back ground......or in your case a fiddle.
Having a "peter" (who the fuck talks like this?) has nothing to do with the fact that you are borderline retarded. stop writting and like i said go rape your sister.

@54....at least he didn't say......tallywacker

Tee Hee

I've read a couple of book in my days. Ever heard of "Annexation" and a concept known as "Manifest Destiny"?

Only the strong survive. It might seem cruel, but it's a fact of life.

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Your family owned texas????????
hahahahahahaha !!!
there, you just helped me prove my point that you are an idiot. Texas was owned by Mexico not Whites you moron. Go back to the 2nd grade.
And yes i sleep very well at night knowing that inbreads like yourself are soon going to disapear. survival of the fittest motherfucker, survival of the fittest, or like Darwin (read a history book if you don't know who this is) very cleverly put it: "NATURAL SELECTION".

Maybe his family is spicxican.

@ 44

So I take it that the Americans that have been killed since the war began - the 3,679 brave men and women don't matter right? You are a fucking idiot!!! That's blood on the hands of Bush's hands. Read up before you speak dumbass, military deaths have exceeded the deaths in the 9/11 attacks!!

http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/12/26/africa/ME_GEN_Iraq_US_Death_Toll.php

H great land owner. white man take away. therfore i rape sister

60-
I can't read your post without hearing the voice of Jon Redcorn (King of the Hill).

LMAO at "inbreads"

Is that anything like white breads? Or corn breads"

Sometimes it's better to be quiet and let people think you are a moron, than to type or speak and prove that you are.

Thank you and goodnight white rapist and burners of tee pee and other such dwellings.

So, "the neocon" (44) - you're aware of the whole not-finding-WMD thing, right? Your "men of action" (yikes...somebody's got the homoerotic hots for George n' Dick) have only wasted lives and resources. Really, thinking is not so bad. You should try it sometime, between those fantasies about taking George in your mouth and Dick in your ass (he's the one in charge).

Careful now #63. You know they are probably wire tapping this very blog. And doing so legally with executive unitary privelege I might add. You may want to be careful what you say. You wouldnt want to end up in Gitmo would you? Its a tough 24 hour day down there with only four square meals and cable tv and air conditioning. i hear they only get a two hour work out session in the gym. You really want that kind of torture? Keep it up buddy.

Uhhh, lets get back on point. They're locking Lily out because she 'tried' to kick some photog's mammoth belly. That's fugged up. Moesha KILLED some guy and barely a slap on the wrist. That's racism! Free Lily's visa!

Hey Fish, how come you cut off the part showing her panties? Lily has sexy inner thighs;)

Let the bitch tour Mexico, then all the wetbacks will have a reason to stay at home and not pollute this beautiful country with their bean eating, drunken, gang bangin' , fecal smearing, protectionist asses!!.

PS you are all a bunch of IDIOTS!! Get a Job!!

Okay, first off....that picture of Lily is awesome.

More importantly
@neocon (44):

You are fucking hilarious. Clinton might have dropped the ball with bin Laden, but at least he didn't launch us in to a manufactured war, exploiting the sacrifice of our military and letting the REAL enemy--al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and the like--continue, all while telling me that he deserves a place in heaven b/c he's gone above and beyond to to rescue this country from evil Democrats and our enemies abroad

AND HERES AN EVEN BIGGER NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE--YOU SAY CLINTON LET BIN LADEN SLIP? SO DID BUSH. And as a bonus, he let al qaeda leaders slip, in appeasement to that lover of human rights, Pakistan. Theres diplomacy, and then theres bullshit...how strange, for once, military action from these stupid f*ckers would have actually had a legitimate purpose, and they blew it!!!!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/washington/08intel.html?ex=1341547200&en=c01cc018d0ba81fc&ei=5088

For every time Bush has said that we're in the fight for our civilization in Iraq (then tell your daughters to enlist, motherfucker...John McCain's and James Webbs' sons are!!!) and every time he's said "Saddam Hussein" and "9/11" in the same sentence, he, Cheney, Rove, and the neocon scumbags who are now trying to dissociate themselves from the trainwreck of this administration, after spending years up Bush's ass...they should be punched in the throat.

P.S. For those calling those that are pissed off about the open borders "inbred": I am pissed about alot of ignorant, stupid things we do in this country, but I'll take an "inbred" American over an immigrant who crossed illegally, has a fourth grade education, and expects my tax dollars to support him any day of the week.

I'm sorry for poor immigrants and I thank every day I was born here and not in f*cking El Salvador, but we need to close the border and make it easier for legal immigrants to get in (although, do we really need any more unskilled labor here?) I am floored (maybe I'm missing something?) nobody in Congress talks about making poor immigrant-source countries like Mexico better so that the people can stay there, instead of coming here to spend their lives as busboys/cleaning ladies (or gang members) while their eight kids strain already-f*cked publicly funded services.

In a post 9/11 world, if one rapist or drug lord among ten members of a family gets to come here, use a fake alias, and benefit from the fact that legally hes a ghost in this country, that's unacceptable....

Ooooh, but tell that to Bush!! He and his buddies want cheap, uneducated labor (and yes, the Democrats are messing this up too, but hey, do neocons really think we can export 20 million people? That's more realistic than doing criminal background checks on current immigrants, making them contribute, and then building better border protections?)

Who?

* Learn the language you greasy-skinned-drain on society.
* Stop having 20 kids.
* Stop showing up at every free event with 50 of your relatives.
* Don't pile up so many stuffed animals in the back window of your car that you can't see behind you.
* Here's a great idea; buy insurance on your car before you have an accident.

* Oh yeah, and cut the bushes by my door a little lower.
Thanks, here's a cold Miller Lite.

Who the hell is she?

All you fuckers who think Clinton was so great: how come multiple attacks occurred on his watch? Yeah, we got hit pretty bad while Bush was in office. But only once! Whatever else Bush has done, right or wrong, he sure as hell has put the fear of American wrath into the terrorists. Otherwise we would have been hit again and again by now.

That's what happens when you bomb the shit out of your enemies rather than take the afternoon off to get a blow job from a chubby, ugly intern.

Damn... I've been payin them in Milwaukee’s Best this whole time.... maybe that's why my bushes by the front door are never straight...
And Helena.... you spent way too much time on that.... you were probably gonna be first post when you started that, now look where you are....

Oh yeah...I don't even know who the fuck that bitch is. Send her home. I don't give a fuck.

She could make a very convincing Hobbit. What is she, like 2 feet tall?

This is the voice of God speaking. Shut up, all of you.

This is a celebrity gossip site. Please let me get back to my daily dose of Lily's third nipple and Lindsay's third rehab stint.

And, just because I am all-knowing, I thought I would share:

fuck you doomhammer--Columbus did not discover America. And enough with the raping of the sister talk.
thread-- you've obviously never heard of a street thing called "Chicano justice."
Ken--really? You want to stick with that?

Love,
God

44 - So Bush's failures are Clinton's fault, and Clinton's failures are Clinton's fault.

And Clarke sat on his ass - more than Bush? That's not possible. Bush is the winner there.

71 - as for multiple attacks - remember the Anthrax terrorism? Haven't caught that guy either, have they?

Interesting theory about bombing your enemies. Bin Laden is our enemy and killed 3000 of us.

So Bush bombs Saddam, and Bin Laden goes free.

Does that actually make sense to you?

Bush is a third nipple on the bosom of Democracy.

42 - wrong again. I'm fascinated by the actions of people who are mostly white, well off, and should know better. I often visit conservative websites for the same reason.

I'm a proud citizen of planet earth. I just don't understand how people's ego get so much pride with the geographical piece of dirt (litterally) that is found under their feet at their birth that they all forget that we are all from the same earth. Country lines are just a whole bunch of bullshit.
Oh, and I'm a legal permenant resident of the us... immigration was way nice with me.

#76 - what a weak fucking argument. "Anthrax letters." Yeah, that was such a big deal that nobody remembers it or cares. We don't even think Arabs did that one. Why don't you go count up the attacks on Clinton's watch, then count up the attacks on Bush's, and tell me which strategy is better.

And if you think we didn't bomb the shit out of our enemies, including Bin Laden's crew, then why the fuck aren't the Taliban still in power?

And I don't feel the least bit sorry for Saddam. We should have killed that mother fucker in Gulf War I. I'm glad Bush cleaned up his dad's left over mistake.

#77 You're just going to say "wrong again" and not back it up with any facts. You are the reason why people know W supporters are morons. Your taunts are based on nothing.

Damn - all this political BS just ruined all of the wise cracking that should have been directed at Lily Allen anyway.

Third nipple? Where was the aereolae? Looked like a mole to me. Or a birthmark. But not a nipple.

"maybe she's Mexican which, according to the U.S. government, is just slightly worse than the other two. "
Now Fish - that was some funny shit there.

Sorry ... areola.

@whatever: You too, asshole. Bush has screwed over our military (and this country), let bin Laden go (just like that demon, Clinton!) and for all his promises to protect us from the evil Democrats/ enemies abroad (legitimate or manufactured), hes WORSE THAN CLINTON--don't f*cking compare yourself to Truman and FDR, and then do THIS: http://select.nytimes.com/search/restricted/article?res=FA0A17F6385A0C7B8CDDAE0894DF404482

Worthless f*cking coward--plays all this "Might is right, I'm so great bullshit" than bows to our dear ally (and supplier of how many suicide bombers now?) PAKISTAN when there was a known meeting of al qaeda leaders there.

You f*cking neocon idiots---between those who refuse to do anything about open borders (better to pretend you'll round up 20 million people...what Bush really want is cheap, unskilled labor galore for his corporate buddies) and those who are letting this administration of soulless liars hand this country over to terrorists by default through their willful ignorance, indifference and incompetence--are flushing this country down the post 9/11 toilet. ITS YOU, not the Democrats/centrist Republicans. Its worthless knuckle dragging ideologue Bushies.

Just wait until Hillary is in office.
Everything will be taken care of then.

lovely @ #12, people like you should be straight up kicked out of the US. love it or leave it, baby. america is not about giving away your rights to tyrants because you're scared and pissed your panties.

lilly allen is weird, but watching her dance makes my pants feel tingly, sometimes. its not like she's hot, but she's sexy...

She didn't even know where her husband was while he was getting his dick sucked.
I'm sure she's going to know where Bin Laden is.

A third nipple? That's baby shit these days; I wanna see a third tit or a second vagina, now that's Howard Stern material right there!

As for all the political bullshit talk that's going on in here today; go to to some bullshit Yahoo! chatroom an spew that crap! People come here to poke fun at celebs and posers.

Abracadaba fuck Lily Allen.
Send her back cause doesn't have talent.

# 79 Why don't I count up the attacks? I just did.

Two attacks in 8 years for Clinton, two attacks in 7 years (and counting) for Bush. Bush's failures killed 3000+ people. Guess which president did worse?

As for the Taliban not being in power, guess what? Since we invaded Iraq they've come back and now they're a problem again. Gee, sure is great we turned a one-front war into a two-front war.

right you are 81 - my apologies.

This site needs politics like it needs a third British nipple.

Helena - Bush screwed our military, eh? Do you actually know anyone in the military? I do. A couple actually. One in the air force used to bitch about having to scrap good planes for parts to keep at least some planes flying thanks to Clinton's budget cuts. In his words, if the planes attacking on 9/11 had been Russian Tu-160 Blackjacks instead of primitive fucking Muslim terrorists in commercial airliners, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED. The entire east coast would have been smoke before the air force could have gotten planes in the air for a response.

So fuck Clinton. At least Bush funds the military and we can actually scramble jets again.

Bush "let" bin Laden go? Give me a fucking break. Bin Laden was trained by our own CIA when we were trying to stop the Soviets from owning Afghanistan. If you can find and kill the fucker, more power to you.

As for Pakistan...I'm all for bombing the shit out of its border with Afghanistan. Nuke it for all I care. I never said Bush was perfect. But he isn't the pussy that Clinton was.

And no, I'm not for open borders. Bush pissed me off on that one. But at least some Republicans kept their wits about them and killed the free citizenship bill. None of the Democrats care about our borders, they all want to invite the whole fucking world here for cheap labor, new votes, and new excuses for "more government spending". Not sure what to tell you on that one, Bush pissed me off but who would be better? Hillary? Now that's a fucking laugh.

Oh yeah, I'm a "Bushie". Whatever.

#86 That's classic. So Hillary either didn't know what old Bill was doing behind her back - was totally ignorant of all his goings-on; or else she did know and chose not to do anything about it - just put up with it. And she wants to be President?

It scares the shit out of me that someone like Hillary could get any where near the presidency. She is an ignorant bitch. Full on socialist, horrible temper, bitch. And I agree with 92 - either she knew about Bill's activities and didn't care, or she didn't know. Either she's too fucked up or too fucking dumb to be trusted with the presidency.

Why in the fuck can't we get some decent, intelligent people to run for president?

OMG NOT!!!!!

He fucked the military (or at least, the civilians/TAXPAYERS they volunteer to protect) by 1) sending them into a hornet's nest for no good reason 2) BOTCHING his own half-baked plan to boost poll numbers.

Yes, like Clinton, hes let bin Laden go. More than that--do NOT fucking tell me again and again, you are saving the world when god knows how many news sources--not just "liberal conspirators" like CNN and the NY Times--discuss that al qaeda and the Taliban are going long and strong, while the REAL suppliers of the 9/11 hijackers (Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc.) continue to do so under our noses.

And as for open borders--I brought that up b/c for all their demonization of Democrats and centrists, FUCKING NEOCONS AREN'T DOING ANYTHING. They're in la-la land, or else, a la Bush, up the asses of companies who would rather pay illegals slave wages than pay American citizens decent ones.

So yes, between the lesser of two evils---I can't believe there was a time when our biggest problem was that the president was getting a bj. And the same fucking people who wanted him burned at the stake (Newt Gingrich, anyone?) did the same--had mistresses.

More hypocrisey--Mark Foley. Party of family values (as opposed to Democrats, the party that murders children, huh? )

No, the problem was that we're too PC and that Foley was GAY, not that he was lost to the concept of adult consent and that the GOP wanted him re-elected (AND to remain on the Congressional Committee for Missing and Exploited Children) no matter what the cost. I wonder what their f*cking defense would have been if the kid had been a GIRL. The same fucking lunatics who want to eliminate abortion AND birth control in this country, who weep over the rights of "the unborn" rabidly demand cuts to programs for unwanted/poor kids. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, SCUMBAGS--either you want to promote the fallacies of abstintence, or you want to take care of all these accidently conceived kids.

Fucking snakes in grass who try to rationalize their idiocy with defenses that a twelve year old would be embarassed to use, and who demand to be treated as heroes. However bad Democrats can be--and they are--neocons top them.

dear krazihottkelli,

Will you please teach me how to make symbols? Like these..♣☺☼☼? Because I can't just copy and paste that shit everytime I want to remember what a dumbfuck you are. By the way, how many times a day do you post on this website? I thinkz iz time for youz to visit Perez Hilton'z webzite.

Luvz you,
KillaJ

*Fallacies of "abistinence only, condoms-don't work/exist" education. Why are deciding to remain abstinent/knowing how to use birth control exclusive from one another?

How strange...the states with the must f*cking idiots getting knocked up/losing kids in the poorest of piss-poor foster systems? Red states

Apparently she's famous over seas.
Why would Americans care if she cant stay?

By the way, here's a picture of the really nipple;

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5598/lillyallentitflas1102me4.jpg

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I like how people with little education like to mouth off. First: Indians, so called native americans are NOT native to North America. NO ONE is native to North America. Genetic testing clearly shows they immigrated from the asiatic regions and the steepes of Russia. Second: Mexico was "owned" by Spain, then France, then whomever was left after the European ties were severed. Any claim they had to Texas drifted away with the last ships home. Got that now gang? Now lastly, The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the place you live now, with infrastructure, industry, luxury, the very internet you use was created by immigrants from Europe and whomever else that was discontent with where they lived. So the old vast empty wilderness that was here exists no longer. Yes immigrants built this country, people who wanted a NEW country. NOT people that come here to work, save as much money as they can by avoiding taxes and leeching off our social programs, then go retire in their country of origin. All the while lowering our wages and standard of living. Okay understand now?

One hundred and first

Hey Lily!

While these guys are busy debating over this and that, how about you come to Canada instead? We're friendly and we love you. And we know Bush is a fucking maniac.

Alright, sweet thing, Montréal is waiting for you!

Love,

Marie :-)

Illegally in the US? Get the fuck out.
Won't learn the language? Get the fuck out.

Run from your native country when the going gets tough?

Priceless.

****************BECAUSE SHE PUNCHED A COP RIGHT AFTER SHE ATTACKED THE PAPARAZZI --

****Sorry for caps but GOD DAMN, he needs to keep up with the times.

Just let this little twerp play kick someone on the street. Anyone under about 70 years old would grab that fat ugly cankle, twist and flip the stupid bitch down to the ground. I doubt this little shit could whip Avril.

What a fukin weakling!

Homeland security is run by assholes, cowards, and bullies. DHS works closely with INS, ICE, and CBP; the shifting, confusing acronyms the result of repeated reorganizations to avoid accountability.

Homeland security rapes, beats, and abuses people. They abused me, they don't obey state laws, federal laws, local regulations, or even their own departmental regulations; and they routinely lie and violation people's Constitutional and civil rights.

I had my rights violated and filed suit; the corrupt judge ignored the suit, and DHS geared up for vicious retaliation against me. They double and tripled inspected me everytime, screamed and snarled conflicting orders in my face (as a pretext, so no matter what I would do, it would be "disobeying a direct order) so when that happened, I would have to stop for a clarification, and then the guards would argue with each other.

DHS is really a pathetic, mean-spirited organization, they are criminals, they are operating a criminal conspiracy, and there is no doubt that they are subject to very serious and ongoing RICO violations.

What happens in Texas is that DHS basically abuses thousands of people, and a few people sue, and then the city involved and DHS settle under undisclosed or sealed terms, so basically a victim will be under court order to never discuss or disclose their experience or what happened to them--and that has already happened literally hundreds of times in Texas alone, with each new victim of homeland security abuse not knowing about the guy ahead of him who was abused in the same way, who can't warn the guy behind him.

And homeland security inspectors sell information from their databases to Juarez drug cartel members, including your photograph, medical, and roving location from RFID bulk DOT/FBI records.

Homeland security inspectors basically are using the same coercive military interrogation tactics used in various counterinsurgency operations led by US specialists in South America in the 80's and early 90's. With some enhancements.

After the Klebold and Harris rampage in Colorado at Columbine, a man named Dr. Dietz, a former Harvard researcher, interviewed the parents and school officials, building a "map" or formula for the "ingredients", if you will, of pre-rampage psychology. Dietz wanted to know what made the boys go on their ramage, and basically what they did was an act of war, on a miniature scale, in response to daily hazing and psychological submission rituals--evolutionarily, a healthy response to a perceived attack, which was, in fact, what was happening to them.

Well, Dietz took his findings, and turned them into a special seminar on how to recognize signs of pre-rampage behavior, and taught the seminars to the US Department of Justice. Justice took the seminars, and taught them to homeland security, but they're not trained psychologists, and they obviously don't operate under ethical strictures in any event, so what DHS ended up doing was taking Dietz's work (of recognizing rampage or terrorist-like psychological indicators), and turning it into a template for inducing ramage or terrorist-like behavior.

Why? Because physical abuse would cause plaintiffs to just go to a hospital and file a report, followed by a no-fee/no-win or contigency arrangment with a local law firm against DHS for big bucks--not a hard case when the plaintiff is covered with bruises or has broken bones that the jury can see. So, they needed to switch over to psychological tactics, ripping apart peoples' minds to docilize, confuse, and control them.

How? By subjecting international travelers to exactly the same environment that Harris and Klebold were subjected to, before they went on their ramage.

In other words, DHS is deliberately using military psychological techniques to try to create terrorists at the Texas border, and there are even other versions of those techniques that are used abroad to make young men around the world hate the United States.

Hatred is basically the cheapest and most profitable cash-cow around, and a few people in Washington are making hundreds of millions of dollars using the USA as their own personal piggy bank, and you, me, and everyone else are getting screwed.

Homeland security is a sham, and those men and women dress and act like Nazis; the behavior's been proven antagonistic and ineffective in the Stanford Prisoner Experiment, and it needs to stop.

People can't be raped and abused at the border anymore--people can't be held in secret detention without access to lawyers or consular representation for more that 5 years, that's outrageous.

Those guys at the border are dirtier than Bonnie and Clyde, they are all without except, head cases, psychos, and sadists; many of them are loose guns, and some of them are illegals.

Fuck you, homeland security. You are Nazis from hell, and after doing what you've said for over a year, I reject you, I reject your authority.

Don't cooperate with them--homeland security will threaten you with prison, but it's a lie, don't believe them. All you have to say is your citizenship, and show a passport, and say you have nothing to declare, if that's the case. Don't explain your reason for the trip. Don't answer anything. They'll threaten you, for sure, but just remain silent, trust me. Trust me because in the United States there are about 4 million people who will lie to you and try to take your life away, and you can't trust any of them, but you can trust me, because I need you, because together, we can turn this around, we can get our power back--and we will.

Don't trust the police or FBI or DHS or ICE or CBP or the INS. Don't make it easy for them--trust me, they will go from acting like your best buddies in the whole world, like a perfect father or uncle, to grabbing your arm and throwing you on the pavement in one second for the wrong answer. They will alternately act like terrorists, swarming you with 10 men, and pouring on the intimidation--don't buy it.

If you do what I say, you will feel absolutely sick, absolutely like puking, but you will win. Remain silent, even in the face of threats, and you will win. Sign nothing. Say nothing. They will retaliate, for they crave your docility more than anything else, and they feast off of your fear.

Say nothing. Sign nothing. If you talk, if you "snitch", hoping for leniency from people who don't even have the right to make you feel bad in the first place, then you weaken not only yourself, but the honor and plight and position of all civilians.

Remember, homeland security is the same as the Nazis of world war II--they will try to humiliate you, scream in your face, make you look bad--before going with their other terrorist-cop buddies for drinks to laugh in contempt after ruining your life, and disrespecting those you love. Don't give them any victories--don't help them to hurt you. Remember everything, take down all of their names, even inspectors standing 50 feet away, if they are looking at you--challenge every word, every statement, every search.

The inspectors always lie and that I've seen, either give a false ID number, or have numberless badges. They make deals with the drug dealers, and the drug dealers make deals with US Senators, so do not talk to them.

A Juarez drug cartel can afford to buy 2 or 3 Senators; a civil rights worker cannot. Buying a Senator means blanket protection from probes and high-level Congressional investigations. You will have to counteract that, too--that is, if you want your country back.

Do as I say, trust me please. Do not cooperate with DHS. They are horrible, horrible people, worst than the scariest monsters in the scariest movie you can imagine. They are worse than the people who ran the death camps.

I alone cannot make the nightmares go away. Only by working together, to hold our now-criminal government accountable, can we make the nightmares stop. Border Patrol has been abusing, beating, paralyzing, shooting, and murdering people in Texas for decades now.

Most important is videotape evidence. Being evil, conspiring liars, of course they attack the cameras right away, that's the first thing they do, is to try to criminalize operation of video equipment under "national security" grounds, which is another lie, a pretext, but you have to try. You have to fight, for evidence, for the truth.

If you don't fight, then you might as well roll over right now and give the farm away. Fight for your dignity, flex your rights. Buy a video camera, if you don't have one already, and start videotaping the police. Start getting them used to being accountable to you. If you say, 'well, I don't have time, I don't want a confrontation," etc., then maybe you don't have time for Constitutional and civil rights, either? But I'm sure you do, and you'll make the right choice, so we can all have a future.

I will never stop until I tell everyone in the world what happened to me. I will never "shut up" about what they did to me. Homeland security can go straight to hell--videotaping by travellers is the first thing they need down there, not the last, let America see what is happening, let those filthy pig-dogs be aired out before the public eye, in the light of day where they are cut down to size, where they can't terrorize people anymore.

The would-be Nazis and other assorted scum at 'homeland security' needs to be grabbed firmly by the horns, and promptly turned around on their behinds to the right way of thinking--the American way of thinking, the freedom-lovers way of thinking.

And they will be, I swear it--each and every one of them. Either that, or to prison they'll go, mark my words. This message is much more than the writing on the wall--it's a declaration of independence, a declaration of war against dark, plotting, and sinister misdeed doers who have made the terrible mistake of setting their sights on the freedoms and wholesomeness of hardworking American's lives--Americans whose families and children deserve to live fear-free lives, in a state uninfested by synthetic, 24 hour fear-mongering news media and black-suited Nazi thugs.

The real terrorists are in Washington, D.C. giving more and more and more money to DHS and passing bills to give away and sell more and more and more of our freedoms down the river. The real terrorists: snide, snickering, lying, leering, laughing true representatives of the arrogance of the executive branch are the homeland security inspectors who terrorize and docilize on a daily basis at the Bridge of the Americas in El Paso, Texas.

Like inspector Neaderland. More will be named. Many more.

FLAME WAR. GOOD GOD. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY ENTERTAINING, SAY IT AGAIN...

well, i love lily allen and i think that her only fault was that she thought it would be a good idea to come to america.

#106 ever been prescribed thorazine?

and...

"so basically a victim will be under court order to never discuss or disclose their experience or what happened to them--and that has already happened literally hundreds of times in Texas alone, with each new victim of homeland security abuse not knowing about the guy ahead of him who was abused in the same way, who can't warn the guy behind him. "

can you prove this?

do the nurses know what you're up to?

GREAT NEWS!!!

Now when can we deport Britney, Paris, Nicole and Lindsay?

....and by deport I mean send to the moon with no food or oxygen.

Seriously , NO country deserves those ho's.

For those of you who are here voicing your concerns about immigration and homeland security, there is a new political party you should consider checking out. See:

http://www.lemonparty.org

#106 I'm not clear on several points you tried to make - can you go over everything again? Maybe in more detail?

continued from 110 and 111 cause I'm bored.

It would be the greatest pest removal feat in modern day. Dadadadum;
The SKANK ROCKET

I can see it now.

SEND THE WHORES TO THE MOON (screams a shrill Jerry stiller-like voice)

That's right Parisitie, Lohand, Shitney and Skeltwhore you are all officially being deported from plant Earth. You are now no longer welcome anywhere in the ENTIRE WORLD. It's a one way trip ladies.

One small Journey for the worlds filthiest, disease fillled scag bags, one GIANT step for the future of humanity and evolution as we know it.

And then they were off like a giant blazing rocket filled with the most deadly combination of herpes, vd, stupidity and worthless known to man. Well that's actually exactly what it would be.

her dork boyfriend is like oh no not again....and show me four and ya got my attention

Helena - Iraq is not a hornet's nest. Fuck, even the NYT is now saying we're winning. We lost more men attacking individual islands in WWII than we've lost occupying Iraq for years. If that's as bad as it gets when we fuck up then the whole world better piss its pants in fear because we could fucking rule the world when doing things right. For what it's worth I am sad that we've lost men over there. I would have just as soon nuked Baghdad from 50,000 feet and lost no one.

How the fuck can you conclude that Bush went into Iraq to boost his poll numbers???

Yeah, "neocons" are in la-la land when it comes to the border. That's why the fucking "come over free" bill got canned. Wake the fuck up.

When Clinton was in office our biggest problem wasn't a blowjob. It was that the Arab world perceived us to be a bunch of pussies that wouldn't retaliate for nothing, so they were planning 9/11 while Clinton got blowjobs. Fucking asshole should have been impeached and imprisoned for doing nothing about the USS Cole.

I can't believe you brought up Mark Foley. Look up Gerry Studds you dumb ass.

Its not like we need another fat chick anyway. But you know my pal Albert, he would still tap that tapioca ass, duct tape her cancles and send her seaworthy. That alb..If you dont know, now you know. You know? not to mention the fact that chick cant possibly be rocking..no matter how fat and pissed she is. Honey, maybe write some poetry, and try not to miss that pilates class...mmmmkay?

@106 get fucked and next time you're free basing, find another site to off load your drug addled bullshit onto because no one fucking cares and it took an eon to scroll past it, I had to use the 'page down' button and all.

Neocon you honestly make me sick to think that we are the same specie, you mindless, ignorant waste of protoplasm (well at least you feces is fertilizer).Bush is royalty of sorts and Cheney is proxy CEO of Haliburton, extremely um shall we say suspicious megacorporation grabbing all the spoils in Iraq. Hey that aint super monopoly is it cultural Neaderthal?
You should all leave and go to some other country cuz you agenda is not America's.

yeah I worked at the airport and TSA was all hispanic and I got like this blonde hair blue eye look and they loved to treat me like shit. Like I should be harassed while I work while these immigrant scum walk around in goofy suits with nasty accents. WE the PEOPLE should get rid of all the republican's cheap labor.
Man our world is in deeper shit than we got shovels to dig it out with.
Well get the what's left of the world before someone else does!!!!!!!!
How dem oil profits??????

Hey little lady I thought your AWOL coward president said he would not rest until he found ben Laden? 6 months later he says he doesn't know and doesn't really think much about him. ?????????????????????
Explain this one. Give us the rhizome theory or some other double talk.

@whatever: I'm so glad you brought him up, dickwad. That kid was seventeen, and no, I don't approve of the abuse of position of power, but he didn't say, "He's sick, get him away from me" like Foley's boy....and again....the Republicans are always bitching about how Democrats and gays are out to get your kids, then they pull this shit.

THAT AND THEY LEFT FOLEY ON THE COMMITTEE FOR MISSING AND EXPLOITED CHILDREN.

Two sexual misconduct cases....at least Studds wasn't a child molester playing child protector for a party that has its dick out at least as often (if not more often...Ted Haggard, that Spokane mayor that said gays were criminals, then was discovered to be online chatting with teenage boys and police decoys online, on and on).

Now then....whose the dumbass? I'll take Gerry Studds over Foley (bastard....he sponsored some good legislation, too) any day of the week.

lily allen isn't fat
and she's actually quite tallented
alas, no one wants to see a third "nipple"
i agree with everyone else. why can't we just trade her for britney?
as for the very-legitimate-but-misplaced-political-debate, how about we re-instate the draft. but only for britney spears.

Anyone who would give up our freedoms our forefathers fought for in exchange for some ill-defined "security" is a f****g coward, and should leave the US immediately. What does the phrase "Give me Liberty or give me Death" mean to you? How about "Live free or die"? Maybe even "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees"? These are the slogans of the true patriots, the folks for whom the Constitution was written for. You know, that thing that guarantees the right to free speech, the right to peaceably assemble, the right to face our accusers in a court of law, the right to be secure against unreasonable search & seizure? Well, if you're so scared for your own sorry skin that you'll gladly give them up then go live in Bush & Cheney's favorite country: Saudi Arabia. America is for heroes & not lily-livered "give me security!" chicken-hearted traitors like those who voted for Bush.

I hope that one day all of you Americans who call Britain 'The land of rotten teeth' and the like. suddenly wake up to the fact that the rest of the world calls you 'the land of vacuous cunts'.

Far better to have slightly wonky teeth than a terrible education system and - effectively - people farming.

Political blah, blah, blah...Go someplace where people actuall care about politics. I come here to forget politics, and dog celebs.

Real shame, I think Lily Allen's just great. Oh well, she's allowed here in Australia. You're missing out America :P

OMG! This chic looks like she is retarded...

There...that's payback for Posh coming here.

I'm just going to state this one political thing and that is that. I am so sick and tired of conservatives blaming Clinton for our current state of affairs. THAT WAS ALMOST EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO! TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FUCKING MORON YOU PUT IN OFFICE AND STOP WHINING LIKE THE HOMOS YOU HATERS HATE SO MUCH!

That is all.

@ #12,

LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!!

Now don't you feel enlightened? Yeah. You're welcome.

Just in case someone missed the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania in the summer of 1998 while Clinton was in office, i'll throw those in there, too, for Lovely's benefit.

See what I mean?

For goodness sakes.
I have never posted any type of comment on here before, but jesus christ...
Firstly, there is a difference between legal and illegal immigration
Secondly, Clinton had the chance to go after Osama Bin Laden twice, once Bin Laden was in his sites, and Clinton did nothing
Thirdly, I don't know where some of you get your panties, but you really need to be fitted so you can get a bigger size. Some of you peoples underroos are so tight, you sound like the "idiots" that you're supposedly putting down.

Liberalism is a bitch and some of you have taken that literally. *tear* How sad.

how can i post?

Doesn't Britney claim to be Republican?

#134. Hey, smoking dipshit. Was I sleeping when the Bush administration did something about Bin Laden, because the last time I checked he was still alive and kicking and increasing his operation. Read a newspaper, you stupid bitch.

All is a charade. Osama is an asset of the CIA. He still is. Like Noriega and Hessein and the Duvaliers and Marcos and the whole ben Laden clan. These Saudis are filthy rich and are whores of the USA. Your "wartime" president told you he was no longer looking for the most evil and dangerous man in the world. Why, this guy supposedly (against all evidence) master-minded 911. And Dubya says he no longer is looking for him. ???????????????????
Say what again? This punk should have been impeached right there and then.
What do you traitorous neocon nazis have to say about that? Do you not find it curious at all?
If not I offer two considerations:
1, You are traitors and are all in on the 911 scam, or
2, You are not ecucated enough to have done the reading necessary to be aware.

I think I remember him actually saying that...ah, b/c UBL was no longer a "threat."

Saddam Hussein was...the actual butcher(s)/mastermind of 9/11, no problem.

And yes, hes up the ass of the house of Saud, at our peril. We're paying for both sides of the "War on Terror."

Wolves in sheeps' clothing, f*cking snakes in the grass hypocrites.

Who cares. America's finished anyway. Twenty years and you're going to be a wasteland of inbred fundamentalist christians still bitching and moaning about gay marriage whilst the rest of us laugh at you and revel in a world well rid of your pernicious, shallow and dull 'cultural' influences. You wait and see, United States of Obsolete.

why did Iraq have to attack the World Trade Centers?
Everything was peaceful before that.

Hey Bored,
You should know better than that. You should know that before we became an obsolete wastland we would destroy every other coiuntry on the face of the earth, fucknut. Pull your head out, retard. USA will always run shit on this planet, and every other country is green with envy. Where are you from anyways?

Hey Bored,
YOu should know that if America ever became obsolete, the last thing your country (whatever that may be) would be doing is laughing. Figure it out. Act your age.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!! Qué felicidad haber nacido en un país como México, sin guerras, sin terroristas y sin PENDEJOS que se creen superiroes. ¿no, KEN?...
Son una bola de pendejos pinches gringos de mierda! Ya quisiera yo que los mexicanos dejaran de pasarse para su puto país, a ver si ustedes harían todas las cosas que ellos hacen...

Sus comentarios racistas y llenos de odio solo me provocan hueva!!!!

☼☼Lily Allen haz a great zong and I like the crazy bitch☼☼

♥ NOW: Leave my Clintonz the fuck alone fuckerz ♥

♦♦♦♦♦U fucked up the world..ztop blaming my Clintonz♦♦♦♦♦♦

And by the way..Bin Laden live in cave..haz zmall dick
and oh yea...hez gay..alwayz hangz with boyz☻☻☻☻

@142 and 143

Well done on taking the bait, idiot. I rest my case. America - land of the finished, home of the insane.

oh yea,,,,,fuck yea.....we fuckin rule the fuckin zchool.....

ZO FUCKIN KILL UZ, fuck!!!!!

Obsolete will be right! Bored is correct. We are in massive debt and our standard of living is plummeting, well, at least for us masses of as Rush Limbaugh calls us POOur.
Money is finally concentrated well into the claws of the upper tier elite. Look at how much CEOs make!!! Athletes and celebriskanks and such! K-fed gets how much a month? The system believes it's playahs can't live on peasent salary and affords them the decent amount entitled.
The elite have no national allegience (such a tired concept, the spatial concept of "nation") rather the world is their oyster!!!
All hail the NWO!
Shit man 2.2 trillion and counting aint that much debt to fight all them Germans I mean Koreans I mean Ruskies or is it Vietnamese or or drug smugglers or Afghans or Iragis or Iranians. Man we need to get those snotty Canadians too. Be a nice expansion. All that water (well like 50,000 of their lakes are contaminated ) and trees and low grade "pre-oil" compounds.
Old Germans and France better watch their mouths too. Australia got a problem?
As our hero says, "bring it on"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah right, Mexicans just walk across the border and when a White girl tries to get in the country they deny her ! RACISTS !!!!!!!!

people need to stfu...shit will happen..it's out of your hands and always has been..deal with it when it gets here...

I have herpes and I fuck old men on a daily basis. I have contracted the
worst disease ever, but it doesn't matter . I have to have my old bald men.
I also love foreigners, the darker , the better.

that thing about mexicans wasn't funny... i mean, at least mexicans have a brain...