Aug 1 2007Kristin Cavallari Malibu bikini pictures

meh. first.

first

damn itttt

flourth

Much better than Britney

Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali....

whats with the c-section scar? still do her though.

wow I am really happy to say that I am in sixth place! Damn proud. I feel as though I have really accomplished something. (Damn, if only now I can hear that KrazyKooterKelli drowned I would be ecstatic)

oh god no one on here has a life pressed to be first um #8 your not six by the way

6. Sportsdvl - August 1, 2007 5:27 PM

Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali....
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interesting, cause douche bags use to say here that 95% of "the average US-american woman" look worse than shitney when someone says that shitney is a fat pig.

EagleEye I sent the e-mail.

Hey Victor, you're ignoring me. I'm sad :( kiss.

oh and #8 that shows you have no life how you remember someones name of this site lmao

Extremely hot, and even moreso because she has incredibly large beef curtains.

She has just the right amount of chub. And now from looking at these pix, I do too.

Hey Victor are you planning a rode trip?

I wouldn't say that. I don't know what she is even about, just like how funny and nice she is. Want to talk to her for a while. Don't want to say a road trip right of way. I'll just talk to her first.

Who is this brawd? Hot all the same though...

I'll take Jessica and her stiff nips over this chick. BOOOORING.

oh, here you are again vic .. being the nice guy you are. I'm really attracted to you .. sort of. But you don't notice me:-( so i give it up. *sigh*

6. Sportsdvl - August 1, 2007 5:27 PM

Looking good, but not any better than half of the beach chicks roaming southern Cali....
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interesting, cause douche bags use to say here that 95% of "the average US-american woman" look worse than shitney when someone says that shitney is a fat pig.
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IP, you need to go to Hermosa Beach on the 4th of July. They may not look as bad as BS or as good as this chic, but they paid to look . .. interesting . ..

#19, who the hell are you? I don't recognize your name.

I want to pork her in the doo-doo hole.

Vic, I'm a new girl, don't be afraid, no troll. But oh well... you don't need to care for me. I'm going to continue enjoying your posts all by myself in silence .. like i did before. *sniff*

Damn Victor, first you can't get the time of day and now you have two of them. She sounds kind of cute

Has Everyone failed to notice the NZ on her left wrist!?! Tattoo?

#24, you think I fall for anybody's crap in here? I don't know who are trolls, who are girls posing as guys, or guys posing as girls. Everything is bullshit in these posts. If #23 is a new girl, how can she say I am ignoring her, when I have no idea who she/he is. How can I be ignoring somebody who just writes to me the first time during this post?

Is she wearing a promise ring or something? How eighth grade.

She needs to hit the gym badly, bodies looking bleh...and shes still young, she'll look like total shit by the time shes 35.

As much as I hate to admit it, I'm jealous.

This is a REAL body, not a plastic one.

Mannnn..................
I'm bummed.

CHECK OUT PIC #17!!!!

That little dog!!!!!

Is that Nick Carter from BSB she's with???

Anything less cookiecutter on here ?

I wish I was that dog. Just imagine, she could pick you up, and place you on her chest. Then just imagine, you could be in the bed room with her every night, and watch her get undressed, watch her take a shower, and then if you are lucky enough, you can watch her masturbate.

I appreciate this site and adore the commentary. But seriously, seriously, seriously stop posting boring ass pics of reality tv show stars.

How about some Lauren Conrad bikini pics next... at least shes still on tv.

@26 You can be nice and see what happens. She/he/it does not seem like any of the normal trolls are float in and out of here

Vic, I posted in the Paris-Nicole thread and in some threads after that but it seems I've been always too late and you didn't read those threads again. So it's not the first time I'm writing to you, just the first time I caught you now. I know, there's much bs going on in the interweb and especially on this site but all I can say I'm no troll and I'm a girl but hey .. I understand if you don't believe me right away.

BTW, i'm #10 , too. ip, ipanema, ipanemagirl, that's all me.

I've been reading the fish for a long time but didn't bother to post so much but I've read your posts and you seem like a nice and sweet guy, a wee bit perv, but that's totally ok in my book ...
Anyway, gotta go to sleep, I'm in europe so I wouldn't matter to you anyways ;-(
Just sayin:)

See it is a girls and she seems nice. I would talk to her if I were you!!! And the best thing is she is ok with you being a PREV

hehe, Bite me!, I'm ok with pervs and prevs, I guess ;-)

But I'll better leave Vic alone, maybe he'll get too confused ---- ?

#38 Bite me..........lmao..........shut up. It's you trying to fuck with me.

$88768326.00 says ipanemagirl is a dude.

I am not confused at all. Just laughing at all the stupid shit going on lately. If you are truly indeed a girl, send me a picture.

#41 JD, we will have to see............lmfao.

PERVS or PREVS. I actually have to work and most of the time I am doing a couple fo things at the same time. Also, my spelling sucks.

See what you are missing VIctor?

yeah, a "dude" with a wonderful handful of 75Bs! duh.

#44 Bite Me , why don't you hit on her then? Why don't you try and score with her?

If i get your's first, Vic? drop me a mail and you'll get a pic back .. I'm still here.

Vic, she wants you! and as much as you have accused me of being your troll. This is not coming from me!!! I have talked to her in the past on here.

Give me your e-mail address and I will send you an e-mail. Do it fast because I have to leave work in 35 minutes.

er ... I don't think so Bite me! ... O_o

damn, how do I make my email-address appear

#50, you just type it in the message.

So can I e-mail too?:)

is it in my handle??

hmmm

I got it

!!!

well, I can't see it but if u say, u got it, bite me? well...

who the hell is this? And why can't I stop thinking about a train entering a dark tunnel?

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

Is your name Irina?

ok bite me!, then you got it. hope vic will get it , too.

If not, I will give it to him

Do as you please.

I won't if you don't want me too

#61, and #62, I don't have the e-mail. One of you post it on here, because I know you all don't have my e-mail.

Wanna bet?

#65 E-mail me then. And have #62 e-mail me too.

Check your mail buddy

Got it. Now let's see if she will reply.

bite me! give it to Vic, plz. ?

#69, I got it. I sent you an e-mail, you going to reply?

check your mail. but i haven't sent you a pic, yet.

#71, Why no pic yet? You looking for one on the internet?

Well it is time to leave work.........see you all tomorrow.

hmm... that kinda looks like jason... def not nick carter.

No, I'm not.

But as you said, the internet is full of morons and as much as i would like to trust you, one has to be careful.

But check your mail. And have a nice day.

Why don't the new breed of famous sluts have hips?

vic, i bet you'd drink her douche water, (or whatever your latest fetish is).

When did the superficial become match.com? Idiots sending pictures of themselves and thinking some chick is cute just because she talked to you on here? Losers.

Hey Victor you ignore me too. Wrong looking bulge around the navel on this woman BTW.

I love the Victor charm

So sexy

@81 is that you?

she fiddles with her suit a lot!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell are "beef curtains"????

76: You can't do the same thing every time and expect different results.

Is it just me, or is there something really weird going on with the lower part of her stomach? It seems a little concave in one area; like she had lipo there or something. Otherwise she looks fine. Oh, and #84, you're kidding, right? Well...in case you're not, "Beef Curtains" are the lovely name for a girl's lady parts down below. Just think about it for a minute there and you'll get it. And don't feel bad, I didn't know what "tube steak" was when I went grocery shopping w/ my boyfriend years ago and he said "Do you wanna get some tube steak?" when we were in the meat dept...and my dumb ass said out loud "TUBE STEAK?! What the heck is tube steak?!" aaahhh, you live and you learn.

a b z d z f z h i j z l m z z p q r z t z z w x z z znow i zknow my z b zz, nzt time wont u zing withz mze

Looks like she just had lunch. Little snack pack going on there in the tummy.

It would be awesome if this ends up being an adult singles chat room. I remember stan getz song girl, she insulted me earlier. Atta boy, Victor.

But et tu, woodhorse? I might feel a pang of jealousy . . .

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound... y'all are too damn funny.

and as for kristin - she's cute, but i liked lauren better on laguna beach.

Uh yeah....not hot at all actually. This girl is a horse face just like the Duffs and Rod Stewart's daughter. I thought Superfish was supposed to make fun of unattractive people. This site is really falling apart.

fattie

Ok, she's a cute girl and has a decent body. But jesus, you can find a hotter girl in any college class room. She already has a pooch and her ass has a dimple. She's hot cus she's young. She's just skinny. As someone else said, by 35 she's gonna look awful.

she got ugly...so sad

What an underintersting bitch. The only think intersting is this bitch name. Kristin Calamari. I am now hungry for thigh squids and hot pepper salsta.

She is cute. I would press my boobs against her boobs if we hugged (that's just one fun thing about being a girl) She is not bad...cute and approachable, any of you guys or girls would check her out at the store or the gas station, admit it. If you didn't look twice, there might be something wrong.

I think she's a thick chick. If she lost weight.... she would be better.

Have no idea who she is or even care. I just wanted to say her boyfriend looks like dip in that hairdo.

What is with all the "who is this bullshit?". It is hardly the first time she has been on this site...also the post pretty clearly explains she's a reality TV nobody. Seriously, are you asking "who is this?" and waiting around for a reply? Cause googling the nhame, or just not caring who the hot chick in a bikini is are far getter ideas.

Who is this underintersting bitch?

Lay off the Cheetos, Britney jr. or whoever the hell you are.

Picture #10 makes me feel a little better about myself.

Shes cute.shes average.at least here in so cal (orange county in particlar) chicks that look like her are a dime a dozen. nothing special about her bod or face, sure she is in decent shape, but not particularly hot.....just another cute blonde

This is stupid! This is obviously befor her boob and nose job. She looks much different now. ..stupid outdated pics!!!

gits

yeh, she's ok. i have seen much better looking girls here in the midwest. not horrible but, not much to get impressed by. on a scale of 1-10, i'd give her a 7.5

The only problem is that she's not hot at all. Check out that Telly Savalas mug of her's (note the weird excess flesh in between her eyebrows).

Not only that, but her "boyfriend" is sporting the saddest Justin Timberlake-copy cross on his upper arm. Get an original idea, pal.

now that's a hot girl. she's not 50, she doesn't have a f'ed up stomach, she's not a whore, her arms aren't like a wrestler's ... now that's a hot girl.

for all of you, her boyfriend's name is nick zano, from the tv show: what i like about you

I dunno her. She's hot??? Weh.

that guy is hot!

Look - that arse is in no better ocndition that Shitney's.

Why do chicks not get it? Diet AND exercise makes a good body. Diet AND excersie.

If you only stop eating, you look like a skinny zombie.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck that untoned arse, wrinkles and all.

100. i don't know who she is. and why should i?
nor do I have the slightest urge to google another LA beach rat. get a life.

the dude that she is with? is that guy nick zano isn´t it?

The guy in the picture is the guy that place Vince in the TV series What I like About You with Jennie Garth.

BOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG eh eh eh eh !!!

Where are her hips?

Just another chick in an expensive bathing suit. Who is she, and why should I give a damn about her existence?

This site is starting to suck. I mean really suck! Desperate?

I'm much more interested in more pictures of Nick Zano (the guy she's with) than in the pictures of Kristin.....

Her body is nice (but could be toned more), but her face is very, very average with not very good skin.

I wonder if this Barbie was made in China too? If so, I hope there's enough lead base paint in her to kill whoever is stupid enough to fuck her.

Ugly face Greeat tits!

#119 is right.

Who cares about stupid bikini pics. Especially of boring nobodies.

Give us the daily celeb disasters, that's all the matters anymore.

** BLAH BLAH BLAH **

same shit different day! Flamers .............

WHO? Who is this whore and why are we supposed to care about her? She's just a generic girl on the beach. BORING!

Lauren Conrad is prettier...and Victor your seriously the biggest loser i've ever met hitting on girls through posts on a gossip site. Take a deep breathe, get off your computer, walk outside, attempt to have some sort of social behavior and meet a girl you can see.

Did anyone else notice she has NV tattooed on her wrist = Nick Zano. What a a dumb ass!!!!!!

Kristin Cavallari' belly is bigger as her ass but i like her bikini!

Just another hollywood ho....I'd still tap her since she is younger, and hotter than what I'm doing right now.

Looks like she's in the fourth month of pregnancy of Nicole Richie and her fetus.

I want to see her cute white ass getting gaped by a huge black cock

Any awesome girl wanna have a real nice,smooth and round pregnant belly?Without stretchmarks later?Just contact me and i'm sure you'll be having all this in a short time.This offer/bargain is only available for this planet.

If she's pregnant then the dog must be the father because he's too much around her while she's doing her pregnancy-gymnastics.

I'd hit it...

And how much better would these posts be without # 1 through 4. Oh, and #8 deserves to be slapped for actually making Krazy Kelli seem smart!

And the matchmaking stuff, seriously, who the fuck things that The Superficial is a good place to meet people and hook up?! WTF?!?!?!

Aren't we at last all mammals?Luckily there're still countries in this world who understand this.I'm quite sure if PETA reads this they'll be moved to tears.

135/shut up: not lookin real zmart there....and I quote"who the fuck things"
yea..fuck'd that up real good...wanna throw ztonez...reread your
pozt..idiot......your the ztupid one....hahahhhaahahhahh

#135 was clearly typing fast and meant think...and PLEASE ANSWER ME!! EVERYONE HAS BEEN DYING TO KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T USE THE LETTER 'S'

@137, Oh the shame, I made one little typo while posting on a celeb gossip website! How will I ever live with the embarrassment?!

I tell ya, "the girl who fears the letter s" sure put me in my place! But she's so right, I clearly wasn't looking very "zmart" at all...what a "ztupid" idiot I am!

(btw, @138, thanks for recognizing my mistake and not being as hurtfully cruel as #137. You had a real opportunity to insult me there for my horrendous typo, and I appreciate you taking the high road and letting it slide.)

#114- I didn't say you should know or care who she is. I said I don't see the point in posting "Who is this?" over and over and over...when the post itself clearly says "Kristin Cavallari, some chick from MTV's reality show Laguna Beach, was spotted in Malibu in her bikini. I dunno, is she famous? Does being on a show nobody watched doing stuff nobody cares about make you a star? "

it clearly says her name, and identifies her as being on a crappy MTV reality show.....why would anybody say "who is this" the answer is right there

Plain Jane at best.
Would have to be a 10 on MTV though - they seem to have lowered their on air credentials these days.Nobody watches MTV anymore anyways.
Yawn...

Less than one month before FuggedUpZhit4BrainzKelli goes back to school & we won't have to deal with her crap anymore. I'm counting the days.
I almost wish DamYell was around - much more interesting conversations than with Kelli.

#142-
Yeah, what happened to DanYell?
It was great once she/he/it got riled.
I can't even try to understand what that cuntmonkey KrazyhotKellie ever tries to spout out.
Maybe she and Victor will run off and kill themselves in a suicide pact.

why doesn't kelli ever answer when people ask her about using the letter S but she will answer when someone calls her stupid and says anything else about her. She must get soo confused when she sees S, maybe she will answer if I say it like this...

"krazi hot kelli why do you inzizt on uzing Z instead of S"

Much, much,much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much,Much, much, better than Britney. She looks like a full course meal to a guy who hasn't eaten in a week.

She got herself a VERY nice boob job. Those are some of the best tits money can buy. Looks damn natural.

She got a smile like Eve Mendez )

dude why hasn't anyone noticed her CHIN IMPLANT. look at older pics of her...she had a different jawline.

also those are real tits... i'm a plastic surgeon.

#149: You must be a plastic surgeon with really bad eyes. Check out the link and tell me she didn't have augmentation. Also, #148 is correct, she did have a chin implant. I say she did a great job. The fooled me at first, too.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1460

A fat girl and her puppy... ahhh isn't that cute.

She's quite average-looking.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS & I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THIS GIRL....FOR SOME REASON I JUST DO. I LOVED HER ON LAGUNA BEACH AND I NEVER WATCHED THAT SHOW SHE HOSTED BUT EVERYTIME I SEE HER I WANT TO READ THE ARTICAL. TO ME - SHE'S GOOD. DEAL W/IT.....