Aug 24 2007Kirsten Dunst gets robbed

first?

FRIST!!!

Did they take her boobs too?

No, but they did take her bra. Unless she's hiding guinea pigs under there.

They forgot to mention that he stole her career too..

Hey guys, this is a entertaining site.

I am wondering why there aren't more pictures and stories of me and my gorgeous wife who i LOVE.

Katie I LOVE you, my WOMAN.

This is Tom Cruise by the way. YES!!!

Have a good day friends.

Guinea pig would be ab improvement to those things under her shirt

What the hell is Simon Pegg doing within 100 ft of this troll?

@6 Hey Tom - is it true you take it up the ass and Katie uses a strap-on on you?

I really hope she just bumped into Simon Pegg on the street and they're not friends or anything. I like that guy and I don't want her tainting him with her filthiness.

I'm all for doing whatever the hell one wants with their money, but a $13,000 handbag? What the F?

well, that's what happens when you are a complete idiot & don't bother to even close your hotel door.

and who buys a fucking purse for 13 grand. you should have that stolen, just for being a tool & spending that on an accessory.

Hey Kristen! Kristen right?

I remember you from when the ol' vampire movie.

When did you grow up to be so ugorgeous!!!

you never told me how it was observing my skills and wisdom on set.

Simon Pegg's costarring with Dunst in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.

bite me that is a very creative. hah hah haa ha ha ha

Have you heard about scientology?

What?!?

She's doing her Jack Black face again

Thanks to everyone for explaining why Dunst was photographed with Simon Pegg. For a minute there, I thought Pegg was hanging out with an extra from SHAUN OF THE DEAD 2.

She has nice legs.

Don't you think?

Not like Katies though.

No.

Katie's has the most gorgeous, long legs you'd ever see.

I piss money away too. I'm drinking a $13,000 bottle of water right now

at least she still has her talent and good looks....they can't take that away from her.....

Friends I must go now.
Nice chatting.

Remember Scientology is the answer. Please learn more about it. We plan to take over save the world.

Too bad they didn't take her sunglasses. $2,500 purse, $1.89 sunglasses from Kum & Go. In 1987.

This looks like a job for SPIDERMAN!!

I thought #14 was a joke.

They are still hiring her to do movies?

Superfish are you the old superfish.

Superfish, I don't like you playing with my head.

I just don't know if it's really you any more.

It is just sad. She is such a pretty girl gone REALLY bad. Bad hair, no makeup, aweful clothes, and NO bra. What happened to the time she was considered attractive!!!!

Idiot, never stay at a hotel in Soho! I lived there for 3 years and YOU NEVER, EVER just leave shit like doors or purses open! Serves her right.

23 - lol. Nonsense! She's joining Jake and Elwood Blues on their "Mission from God."

If you where in a chinese prison and sentenced to die, but had to make a choice and fuck one of the following girls, which one would you pick?:

*Dunst
*Lohan
*Spears
*Hilton
*Ritchie

If I was going to die anyway I guess I would pick. "HILTON".

All of the above.

I think this is the same exact outfit (if you really want to call it that) that she was wearing the last time she was on this site. Kirsten - if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right???

Ritchie.
I'd bounce her little mulatto ass on my hogleg.

@33

Yeah I think that's all she wears lately.

I heard grey shirts are right in fashion, you can wear one to no end. And you will always look amazing.

I would do Lohan. She has the best tits of that bunch.

NEVER pick Paris Hilton. If it was "Paris" or "Syphillitic Whore," take the whore. Less STDs, more attempts at making noise in bed.

Gotta go with Lohan. Best body of the bunch, prettiest face and the one I would feel best about slapping around before, during and after.

Plus she would gladly snort rails off my engorged member. And that's worth the price of admission anytime.

I guess Spiderman was to busy playing poker to catch up with this one...

Love Simon Pegg.

Hey, #33, ever think that thesuperficial.com is using the same pictures or pictures from the same day for two different stories?

30- I"m a girl and I don't want to play this game and I don't understand why I'm in a Chinese prison.......

But for you guys, whatever choice, don't you think your dick would come out looking like you just got in a spoon fight......but the other guy used a fork?

I would pick Brit (Spears).
While she's blowing me I could rub that bald head of hers for good luck.

Guys, if you were going to die because the world is going to blow up in 4 hours.

And you only had a choice of ONE of following to fuck... Who would you pick?

1. Jolie
2. Theron
3. Bilson
4. Bundchen
5. Biel

@41 Ouch!!!!

@30 Lohan cuz in the end it would all BLOW over

Simon Pegg is doing "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" AESOME NEWS!

#3 - LOL good one

Biel. No doubt.
But, just for the record are we talking Bundcheon pre-pregnancy or post?

@42
Now that vision of Brit's bald head bobbing up and down and her looking straight at me from that position is burned into my mind.
That's a scary thought.

Biel for SURE!!! That bitch is as hot as they get!!

Ritchie.

Just say NO to Ray-Bans.

Paris Hilton

Looks like most Superficial readers would PREFER to die sentenced in a chinese prison the from the world blowing up.

Looks like most Superficial readers would PREFER to die sentenced in a chinese prison THEN the from the world blowing up.

Results proved that the prison team:

*Dunst
*Lohan
*Spears
*Hilton
*Ritchie

Far outweighed the "world blowing up" team:

1. Jolie
2. Theron
3. Bilson
4. Bundchen
5. Biel

Where's the Hot Fuzz when you need 'em?

They stole her retainer.

Do I have the option to choose Chang Chin, the death row inmate over this group of skanks?

I didn't know Chinese prisons could be so cruel.

It doesn't matter which one you pick. At the last minute Jack Bower would save you from such torture.

59- BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!

simon pegg = love

Add Kim Bower to the list and the choice would be easy. ; )

I'm not gay, but if I had to make a choice it would be Lohan.

Wow it looks like the fugly bitch has been reading the Fish. Notice how she isn't showing her grey snaggle teeth in any of these photos. In the next to the last pic she even goes so far as to cover them while speaking.
Thank you Kristen! Thank you!

And by the way, someone w/your money should go get a whole new set of choppers. While you're there, find a freaking bra too wouldja?

aww that fucking sucks so bad, im sorry kiki :( i mean im sure the money thing doesnt mean shit to her but its the principal. and pictures you cant get back were on those cameras im sure. regardless if my balenciaga was stolen id be pissed. of course my income is a lot smaller than hers.

Hi! My name is Nick. I used to be the owner/editor of Celebslam.

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/

Technically I still am. I came out of the closet a few days ago and being an out and about certified homosexual is harder than it seems. I crave cock all of the time. If there are other gays here on The Superficial, it would be just super to hear from you.

Email me here at celebslam@gmail.com

well peeps it's been real but i've finally had it with this place and after much searching i've found a better hang-out.

adios.

hey 8 and 10, you learn facts when you READ. "NOTE: If you're wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it's not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They're filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together."kirsten is the hottest, unfilthiest girl in the world.

PONK!!! NO! Tell me where!!!!

54- are you typing? does it make sense on your end and just not ours? dunst doesnt break the law like those other twats, justify how she should go to prison? because shes a 'filthy troll' its getting old. i'm waiting.

veggo, email me.

Kirsten is the hottest girl on the page again. Amy Winehouse (gag, puke) Nichole Richie (Rather hump sandpaper) Paris Hilton (She makes sex seem like having to clean a port-o-potty covered with VD with your bare hands) and Lindsay Lohan (pock-faced crack queen in training). Kirsten is the shizten.

I forgot Britney (fat psychotic baldie with a single digit IQ)

#54
A Vitoria Secrets model versus this list a of fucked up idiots?
Come on, keep this fantasy closer to reality.

p0nk- I did......NOW TELL ME WHERE THE GOOD SHIT IS!!!

Yeah...I'm also pretty sure they took her Snagglepuss lunch box!

A $13,000 handbag is fucking retarded.

good thing they didn't steal her beauty.....oh wait....that doesn't exist

troll outreach program ...
Beautiful.

On the outside, Jolie. She knows how to fuck a woman.

On in the Chinese prison side... god damn, that's some heinous shit. I think I'd have to go with Nicole. Pre-Pregnancy. I always wanted to try skeletal fucking.

is it me or does she look like Corey Feldman in those pics?

I thought you were going to say they stole all her bras and that's why she never wears any. Every time she buys more they just get stolen again so she's decided to not bother.

jesus - she needs to stop waering the Raybans already!!!

flappy tits, much?? lol
she was pretty in the spiderman movies.

Isn't stealing from a troll a federal offense????

I wish someone would steal those ugly shades and give them back to ... 1984.

Why am I in a Chinese prison? How is sex one of my options if I'm about to die or the world is about to blow up? Why am I offered 10 different movie stars, models, or celebrities? What are they doing in China--is it a giant Hollywood photo shoot, on location in China? Mainland or Taiwan?

I hope it will give you something to concider and think about. If and what you're gonna cange!!

*snuck

??????????????????/LAST!!!!!!!!

She always looks like she hasn't bathed in a few days.

25 going on 60.

when superfish said they were filming that movie together, i thought that was part of his joke. bcuz...look at them. how ironic.

Dumbass. I bet she's going to sue the hotel for not reminding her the doors need to be shut when you leave a room with all you personal belongings in.
That's celebrities for ya! =P

Technically, she wasn't "robbed," she was "burgled."

looks like they stole her bra.

Has someone forget that any actresses, godess or not are before all... women ...? what could we say about those persons... (humans ? are they ? ... trivial question)...
. platkat - August 24, 2007 1:22 PM wrote :
23 - lol. Nonsense! She's joining Jake and Elwood Blues on their "Mission from God." ( is that a movie ? (am I dumb?) in the reality ? the Reality of everybody... )
Questions and answers... what could say Gabriel ( I ) ... : I just find that those kind of obsessionalizations are wasting time... too... Energy against a 13k$ bag... ? how many bags >15k$ have been sold in 2006 ?... more than when She was with her "Flag" in battlefields on the 15th century, as Jeanne d'Arc...
rescpectfull and honorable way to give love to an Angel ( sent by God... à l'évidence... et Joe, Monsieur Sens, vous salue bien fort )

Someone saw their hot kiss photo at kissinterracial.com. It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.