Aug 20 2007Kimberly Stewart has a really good looking butt

Cute bikini.
Ugly ass.

First!

Mirrors should be mandatory.

How is this hot? Her hair looks white, and she has her father's nose and chin! I won't even comment on the 'como'

My ass is way hotter than this.
Anyone want to see?

Now that girl seriously needs to tone up. Talk about skinny fat...gross.

cottage cheese , anyone ??

Fugly skank, She doesn't know how to be hot

Sad truth: this is better than any of the female commenters here have ever looked.

nice.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the Nursing Homes, Fish.

Daddy must have spanked her....with a bag of nails. I would say her Dad must have molested her, but even Rod wouldn't touch that shit. Must be rough when your own dad doesn't want to fuck you.

That looks exactly like the veggie pot pie I just threw up.

LOL
Woodhorse, I'll help with your therapy anyway I can.

I had to beat my Daddy off with a nine iron, he wanted my hot ass so much.

OMG, her butt looks like her dad's face!

@15, My mother couldn't stay away from my hard cock either.

ewwww......it looks like Paris's pussy

9- wedgeone. I'm so disappointed in you..... I would have thought you had better taste.

You know guys.. 9 out of 10 girls have cellulite (which is the cottage cheese look). Some have it worse than others.

Thanks, TT, I am sure I will love the time and attention.

It is all about karma... When Brad Pitt broke up with Jennifer Aniston - This Stewart skank said she understood why BP left for Angelina Jolie, because Jennifer Aniston was so fugly he couldn't look at her anymore ...Now KS has aa ass that resembles cottage cheese and until todays pics was totally unaware!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!

See what I mean everybody? What a trashy white women. Your all stupid. You hates minority women cause were better. ha ha ha White women eat poope. Filthy rascists and diseases of the earth!

#9 - lmao! You're so right. Check out the picture in the top row, far right. Two female commenters are clearly visible in the background. Ladies, please, put down the Dove Bites and go jog around the block a few times! Jeez.

White women also know how to spell. Vocational school is calling, MissKimmy.

Let me guess, your full name is Imma Erin Genecode.

23- just at a glance, there are at least 6 mistakes in your post. Oh, and, FUCK YOU. GO READ A BOOK dumbass. I hate people that don't know the difference in your/you're.

Sorry MissKimmy, that was supposed to be Erin. My "bad".

Mmmmm....herpes....

Who am I trying to kid...I'd still tap it.

Geesh #23. Talk about reenforcing the stereotype. "You hates"? My gawd.

#23- Stupid Little Minority- We just hate"s" you- and Poope??? Really?? Seriously?? WTF

#9 Liar!

Guys, this is a mixture, of extreme zoom, bad lighting and some photoshop to make it appear much more worse then it really is.

um........Board. Shorts.

Kimberly is so not good looking! These photos don't help!

23 iz really Kelli and zhe doez not like white people. They zpell the zame way.

Anytime Woodhorse, anytime.

WHOA! That is one nasty looking ladly! Check out those implants, the cellulite, droopy skin, BLAH!

Fish, please move this from the top of the page ASAP! I'd rather look at Dina Lohan's cuntface than that horrific butt when I refresh the page.

They don't make implants that small ... do they? Why would they??

really Kim? since when is the natural sunlight bad lighting?

her body doesn't look TOO bad in the first picture, last row. she's just got a weird shape to her. oh & her face is busted.

#9 - sorry, wedge - not the case.

37, she had her implants taken out a long time ago & it's a well known fact that Jack Osborn has them framed on his wall.

oh shit that's not kim it's rod!!!

She looks like Tara Reid...

Face it, if you've been married for a long time, that butt shot is what you see when your wife decides to wear something "naughty" as a special treat for you. First you have to put that frozen smile on your face and say she looks "sexy" and then you have to fuck that thing. Enjoy.

And an ugly stomach, too! #29 must love that 50's song "Do the Mash Potato".

Whatever, I don't think she looks that bad. She just looks normal. And bright sunlight is the WORST lighting ever, it shows all the dimples and flaws, so don't be too harsh.

um, bit harsh. poor girl has serious ass cellulite. give her a break, you know there isnt anything anyone can do about it

Apparently everybody just got back from the midday "Curves for Women" class...

I wouldnt expect a better ass on this thing. I've seen grizzly bear that are more attractive.

what a bunch of superficail a**holes
it's an ass without airbrushing

it's an ass without airbrushing.. ?? more like ... it's an ass that has not seen a gym... ever.

Bright Sunlight?? If you only look good when it's "pitch black"- it dosen't fucking count

Just normal picks of an average chic minus some editing and/or some photo shop touch ups..
Yummy lets see some more.
Her ability in the playing of the skin flute will not be effected by these photos.

I'm chubbier than Kim and also have the fact that I'm 28 working against me, and I'm trying to get motivated to hit the gym again (not that I've ever gone for more than a few months at a time, I used to go crazy on the treadmill and my hips and knees paid the price) and I can't say I look better than this at 5'2 and 115 pounds. I used to be 105 normally before the baby, 94 pounds if I friggin starved myself. My question is, since this girl is relatively slim, IS it due to not being fit that makes her have cellulite? Can one actually work away cellulite if they don't exactly have surplus chubbyness? I keep getting conflicting information on this :p

Thank you Ally, that's right

bob it's a well known fact, especially amongst photographers, that full, direct sunlight is the worst lighting you can get.

It embellishes even the slightest flaws.

It's the type of lighting the paps prefer for shots like this, as it gives them the worst possible shots of celebs flaws.

Whereas genuine photographers who want to flatter a subject, will take photos later in the evening or earlier in the morning, when the sun isn't so harsh. Overcast lighting is the best.

If you're a chick and you looked at these pics and thought, "Hey! My ass looks like that!" and decided to write an indignant comment, know this: your husband or boyfriend spends all day dreaming about having sex with a woman with a much much much better ass. Truth hurts, honey...

It's still prettier than her face.

@51 you mean and ass with out bondo. There is not enough paint to make that ass look good.

OMG she got her daddy's ginormous schnozz, which is accentuated by her complete lack of mandible. She looks like a mole rat.

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Publications/ZooGoer/2002/3/IMAGES/nakedmolerat.jpg

Rob needs to cough up about 100K and ship her off the LA's premier cosmetic surgery center for a whole new face and body. Seriously. No one wants to look at mole rat women.

Hmmmmmm.......I think that each of the dimples can hold exactly 50 CCs of my cum. I would love to pounding that asshole and get to fill each of those dimples. Would be just great.......mmmmmmmm........ delicious.

Lovely - August 20, 2007 3:19 PM

Bright Sunlight?? If you only look good when it's "pitch black"- it dosen't fucking count

LMAO point taken.

Just pointing out that what these pictures show aren't true to life. I imagine harsh sunlight touched up with some contrast in photoshop would have helped to make the 'dimples' appear more severe.

Seriously, who wouldn't check their arse out before strutting around in a tiny bikini, when they know paps are going to be taking pics of it.

When you shove a camera up someone's ass, do you really expect to see flowers and butterflies?

LMAO @ people trying to say she looks "normal" and it's all just bad lighting. Contrary to popular opinion, we do get out every now and then and go to the beach or even get laid. Praise be to Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior, *this* is not a "normal" ass.

How about this picture of her ass from a couple of years ago? Still bad lighting?

When are people going to realize that cellulite is a fact of life? Some people get it worse than others, and it doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat. Working out doesn't get rid of it, though it can somewhat decrease the appearance. I have always been skinny, I've always been active, and I have always had some cellulite. Get over it, people.

hey #55:
yes, you can do something about your cellulite (not so much about striae, which you supposedly also got). Work out AND use good skin care, ie. special body oil and massage, 2x a day and some good workout, not just treadmill. do some squats, some pilates, jogging or swimming (in fact, swimming is the best). don't expect ever to get smooth skin like a peach if u're genetically inclined to cottage cheese, but you can smooth what u got. but it's a lot of hard work and not many endure long enough.

btw, i don't know if it's such a good idea to post the stats about your figure and figure problems on a site called "thesuperficial" ... just saying O_o

it's not just her butt, her stomach looks like hell, too :vQ_
like someone needs to iron it ... fuc*k

ewwww seriously, whats wrong with a one-piece occasionally? i've seen better abs on a certain old fogey governer named schwarzenegger.

and she really needs to get those moles removed. it could only help, although not by much

How old is she? Yikes

Its definitly a photoshop, if you look at the main photo posted, the ass cheek on the left looks nothing like the cheek on the right. Left is photoshopped, right is not. Come on guys, no matter how out of shape, no one under 30 has an ass like that. I thought people on the internet were supposed to be smart

Hey tim. you are probably right. But then the husbands and boyfriends are dreaming of something that isn't real... photoshop, airbrushing - no one is perfect.

Remember these guys are DREAMING for a reason. If they were so perfect themselves they wouldn't have to dream. You know what I'm saying right tim!

...Just as plenty of women probably dream of having sex with guys with big cocks and no beer guts.

@#20...where'd you get that statistic? probably out of kimberlys nasty cottage cheese ass, i dont work out much but my ass still dont look like that shit!

#9- just because girls make rude comments about other girls that does not mean they are necessarily ugly themselves. "sadly", thats just how some girls act. jealous and shit. or just really annoyed by female publicity. either way, the point is you need to tell me how you got this special power of being able to see what people look like just by reading their comments..cause i mean, i want in. click on my name and tell me im uglier than kimberly stewart. dare ya.

When are people going to realize that guys loving chicks with great asses is a fact of life? Some girls have great asses, others - like the repulsive Ms. Stewart - do not. Some people get upset and say that makes guys superficial. It's true. We're superficial. Get over it, people. And get to the fuckin gym!!!

she's from great britain, right .. british women are not exactly known to have the tightes bodies .. they all look somewhat pasty/saggy, no matter how old.

btw, her stupid tatoo on the left peaking out of her bikini bottom looks like pubic hair gone astray ... O_o

73 looks good to me, from what I can see.

ali, post your butt ... in BRIGHT sunlight ;-P

We women may be critical, but any of the male commentors in here would tap that like Gregory Hines if it was offered to him, gross or not. At least women have some kind of standard for what should be considered fuckable and not fuckable.

The only standards men have is "hole" and "breathing" -and I think some of them would even overlook the second requirement.

Enough with the "I'm not a doctor...but"...!

When are people going to realize that guys loving chicks with great asses is a fact of life? Some girls have great asses, others - like the repulsive Ms. Stewart - do not. Some people get upset and say that makes guys superficial. It's true. We're superficial. Get over it, people. And get to the fuckin gym!!!

AGREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!

But unfortunately, I think it might be vice-versa for the some superficial girls.

In the end we're all stuffed.

crap.

@71 - No, plenty of women dream of having sex with guys who are rich. If they manage to marry them, then they dream about having sex with the gorgeous pool boy, but that's not a primary goal the way it is with men. There are about as many rich guys as women with perfect asses. In America it's mostly fat-assed cellulite girls hooking up with beergut paycheck-to-paycheck dudes, with both of them dreaming about something else.

That said, Kimberly's ass is disgusting because it's a misshapen lump of cellulite on a girl who's not even fat. My god, look at the picture that #64 linked - I think at some point her ass must have melted, and then congealed into its present state.

#20- how right you are.
This is why one should never, EVER wear that bathing suit over the age of 19.

#45 hahahahaha. It's funny cause it's true.

#48 One CAN COVER IT UP SO EVERYONE ELSE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.

Ugly, nasty tramp hanging on to the shirt tales of her washed up daddy Rod Stewart............... when will these hasbeen families just.. .....go..................away.?

#80
I only like handsome guys. tall, no beer gut and full hair. and they like me, too! so: not stuffed, no crap :-D yay...!

@ 81

" My god, look at the picture that #64 "

See this is the point. You are telling us to look at one picture.

Over half of them show her arse. Why is it only one picture that proves your point. Because the others are more real then the zoom photoshoped arse you continually refer too.

#78 - that's purely a consequence of a difference in biology. If men were the ones who got pregnant, women would be promiscuous and men would be selective. It has absolutely nothing to do with character.

#70 asshats that constantly cry 'photoshop' on every pic - wtf is up with that? you want people to think you're some kind of expert on something? you seriously think people have nothing better to do than photoshop a pic of some nobody's ass and make it look like cottage cheese and then pass it off as a legit picture? Not even you would go to that much effort.

ipa- oh i said nothing about my ass. i was just talking period. but either way uh, no thanks.

This is what happens when you use drugs to stay skinny instead of exercise.

# 73 Why would you post a link to yourself at myspace?
Would we be a little starved for attention?
This is the quickest way to relieve yourself of any credibility what so ever.
Back to the kiddie pool and yes, she does look better than you, cottage cheese ass and all.

@87 ponk ponk ponk

I have worked for a publication. Not a major celeb based one. But I have worked with the photographers - and every photograph before it gets printed is touched up in photoshop.

Photoshop is not a time consuming program that only rocket scientists can operate.

#57 Tim YUP
#55 WTF? YOU suck !the chicks on here need heavy insecurity counseling
# 52 wtf when you look in the mirror are you moving your skinny/fat ass try it now outside on the front lawn ask a neigbor to take you pic then see the grooves and wrinkles heheh

Yikes! I hate it when I click on a link and get redirected. I saw the pictures and thought I was at TheSuperficial, but then I read the comments "debating" whether she has a nasty ass and realized I had been redirected to CrazyWorld. Now where's that goddam back button...

She has cellulite and a lot of moles and is not too pretty - well fuck with a father as pig ugly as Rod Stewart who would be pretty? But really this is not a story.

Whoever wrote this post has horrible taste in women if they think Kim Stewart is "also hot,"

@95" Whoever wrote this post has horrible taste in women if they think Kim Stewart is "also hot, "

...because how boring it would be if we all had different opinions, ideas, likes, thoughts.

@93

LMAO

morning wood- . it doesn't matter. i owe you no explanation, because you're a liar. i don't talk to liars.

@45 Been married to my man for 9 years now, and he's the one that won't leave me alone, so shut your pie hole a-holay

Her ass really isn't that bad. I've seen worse. I'm more concerned about her abdomen. What's going on there?

Ali, you're as cute as can be, old morning wood would boink you silly if you gave him the chance.

In the great fight about cellulite, the facts are clear.

Too many young women mistake being skinny for being fit. This girl's cellulite is the result of that mistake. There are myriad ways to be ultra-thin that aren't healthy, and this ass is the result.

Reminds me of my sister in law, Sandy the bulimic. She thinks she's really hot, when she actually has the thin body of a 65 year old woman. Drooping everywhere, totally gross. My wife is plumper, but everything is toned, because my wife doesn't starve/puke/coke her way to thinness, she works out. And guess which looks better? that's right, my wife.

So yes, excess cellulite can be diminished.

my whole leg looks like it's made of kneecaps

Ali - I know the truth hurts but you will grow out of it someday...maybe

(yawn)

morning wood- ok ok i have accepted the truth. and dangerlilly said it in #100. (thank you by the way) i honestly don't think im the shit or anything so stop trying to be all mean. and shut up and kiss me.

rod stewart-

um.....the thing that morons dont realize is that EVERY SINGLE HUMAN HAS CELLULITE. its the fatty layer under your skin that you HAVE TO HAVE TO LIVE. it keeps you warm, protects you, and helps woman have babies with morningwood n stuff. but yes, you're correct. your wife does probably look better than coked/starved emaciated women. and all it takes is working out 3 or 4 times a week to tone that shit.

86, Dear Chuck,

While I concur that the drive to procreate as often as possible is certainly instilled in males biologically, I would theorize that humans are considered to be somewhat more developed than, say, tomcats, stallions, stags, and silverbacks. The enlarged brains, intellect, and complicated social structure of humans would certainly imply that human males should have the capacity to actually control whether or not they randomly and without thought whip out their penises and start shoving it violently into anything that strikes their fancy. I was under the impression that it's not so much "character" that keeps men from walking around naked in public grunting while rubbing their balls and ejaculating at will, but that it's because we're proported to be slightly more developed than primates that poo into their own hands to hurl it at each other.

In short, notwithstanding the existance or not of "character," anyone who'd tap THAT ass is, IMHO, a shit-tossing chimp.

me eyes!!!!!! my eyes!!!!! They're burning from looking at that shiz! What the hell...in between Tara Reids stomach and botched boob job and skanky Kimberly Stewart's sudoku-imprinted cellulite of an arse....I feel pretty good about my self! Add Paris Hilton's wonky eye and beak nose and you got the next villain for the Batman sequel!

Don't say good looking butt if its not you dumb pricktard!

@104 You're welcome Ali. I'm curious to see how Mr. Wood looks, aren't you?

What sad, sad people you are. No offense, but if men really are dreaming all day long about a 'perfect' woman, what kind of life would that be? Do you really think so low of all men that you honestly think that is how it works?

Erin,
Tired of you making the white girl comments. I told you you were white, those boys from Compton were using you. WHY do you think they all would drop you off at the house and say "See ya, Snowflake"??? And of course I had to put up with the pain of you crying all day. Damn. What's the anger, that ya got an ass like this Stewart chick, who looks like she sat on a moving waffle iron. Get back to your homework!

Dearest hollyj,

It's true that humans have the capacity to control their urges, even the men. That control is contained in a tiny ribbon of brain cells, only recently evolved in relative terms, and is easily anesthetized by, say, 3-4 drinks (4-5 for the women), or by prolonged sexual abstinence (men only). For example, somewhere out there in Fishland a real-life abstinent male rubbed one out to the butt close-up picture. Don't blame him. It's a very thin ribbon of cells, and in our species, it simply was not designed to provide much in the way of dignity for men.

Yours truly,

Chuck

dangerlilly- yes i am, however he's probably skipped town.

@113 Yep, home to the wifey no doubt.

@112 Do some men honestly rub one out to the bikini shots on here? It must be so distracting to be a man, how do you all get any work done? lol

So an ugly butt trumps a dog killer?

What? for a woman her age she's smoking hot! I mean she's nearing 70 and..........

Wait, you did say Martha Stewart, right? Huh, Kimberly Stewart? Wow - I think even Patrick Stewarts ass looks better than that.

Maybe its too depressing to read about brutality to animals.

This is pretty depressing too.

Who gives a shit.

Thank god almighty that Kimberly and Kim K. can never procreate.

This girl has an evil case of the curse.

Looks like whoever wrote this has REALLY bad taste in women, since they bumped it above the Michael Vick post.

#93 Sarcasm is the last refuge of those with really bad taste in women

ooops I mean #96,

sorry #93 - you're still awesome!

Rod Stewart is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rod Stewart wins the fugliest man on earth award.

Sorry, but I don't believe that is KS's butt. She doesn't have the silver watch on in any of the other photos but the big one and she also has black bracelets on in the other photos. She certainly doesn't look "cheesy" in any of the other photos. Hmmmm...real photo? I think not.

ooops...sorry, I just checked the photo again and I am wrong...that is a man's arm with the silver watch...sorry again!!!

@121. Okay if the point goes over your head because it was said 'sarcastically'' I shall rephrase

"""@95" Whoever wrote this post has horrible taste in women if they think Kim Stewart is "also hot, """"

We all have different opinions. Some people like oranges others like apples. Some people think the sky is blue others think it is purple. The world would be terribly boring if we were all a bunch of sheep without out any individuality.

"""121."Sarcasm is the last refuge of those with really bad taste in women""""

Excuses are the last refuge for those who can't accept individuality and difference of opinion.

Just because you have an opinion does not make it the right opinion.

Ewww, cellulite arse, sick bag please.

No. 124 :(

I love you Rod!!!!!!!!!

@127 I thought opinions were like assholes?

#127 - So differences of opinion are good, but I can't have the opinion that anybody who thinks Kim Stewart is hot has bad taste in women? Nice logical phallacy you've gotten yourself into.

See fellas, even your super hot skinny model babes get cottage cheese cheeks too! Your worlds are just crashing down now aren't they? *Hands you all a tissue*

OK morons - for all of you that keep saying "9 out of 10 women have cottage cheese" - NEWSFLASH - only 1 out of 100 of those think they look so hot they wear a bikini that crawls up their ass. This HOE has no class - and NO CLUE - she thinks she's hot - she just looks like a Dannon factory explosion -

#131 'phallacy' LMFAO

Who the hell is Kimberly Stewart??? Matha Stewart would look better in a bikini than this skinny chick (with ass dimples)

is a 'phallacy' when you lie about the size of your penis?

Where is Wally?

This one of Rod's daughters, Kimberly, is an ugly dog. There is nothing attractive about her at all. Even if she has plastic surgery, she would still be a bow-wow.

Also, she and the rest of his many children must be close to being penniless by now, with his four or more ex-wives/concubines that he has to pay alimony to, and all the child support he has to pay each ex-wife/concubine for the 10 or so kids he has. This guy is broke ladies. When was his last major hit or record released. There is no way he can get a bank loan with his credit. I also heard that he is short, about 5' 6".

Finally, I am sick of hearing his songs playing on the background tape in all the supermarkets that I visit. It's bad enough that they play "Hungry Eyes" and "Constant Craving", to try to brainwash us into buying more that we need.

you know you ass is in bad shape when you can see it from the front!! EWWW

@131... whooooooosh... right over your head.

I made a comment in a sarcastic tone, and you reply:

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of those with really bad taste in women"

As if this is a well-known, truthful fact. When it's simply illogical.

It's like me saying if anyone who thinks Kim is ugly failed second grade mathematics.

Totally irrelevant to the what was said and what is being commented on.

I simply rephrased my sarcastic comment, that didn't need to be said any differently. It had it's point. But just went straight over your head. As you decide you need to reply by twisting it into something absurdly illogical.

@78 that is so so not true re: men. I would look at the thing that looks like a sock filled with 30 pounds of play doh pictured above and be turned off until I've had at least 7-40 beers in me. Then like either sex, anything goes.

What I don't get is why do women that young have asses that look like that? It's pretty much the norm for women and men after a certain age, but she's way too young to have an ass that looks that bad. She needs to lay off the fries and get on a treadmill.

Everyone gets cellulite sooner or later. Some it's sooner. Fat, skinny, young old, it will get us all if we live to a ripe old age. I've seen men with it.

#125 That's some guy's arm in the top picture, genius.

@142 Seriously, she's only 27 and her ass probably looks only marginally better than Rosie O'Donnell's.

Does anyone else notice that her boobs look awkward from the front? It's the shape... Methinks they are implants!

Who knew Kims ass could cause such a stir.

an ass is an ass
of course of course
who could deny an ass at all
unless of course that ass is made of dimply cottage cheeeeeeeeese

I think her front actually looks worse. She's pretty fugly.

How fucking old is she, like 50?

In pic number 3....That's a man, baby!
Ok guys, who would you rather bump uglies with, Kim or Mena?

How fucking old is she, like 50?

This is what happens when you don't mix a little coal in the woodpile once in awhile.

why is there a distance of like three feet between her waist and her hips? is that normal on giant women?

i think the close-up cellulite pics are photoshopped. but she's still gross.

'If you don't like my body -
And you don't think I'm sexy -'

Blame my dad. - It's in the genes !

Cushion for the pushin, yeah!

#148 - ROTFLMAO! Funny shit man, funny shit.

if she was Sharon Stones age I might be more forgiving, but isn't she like 23.... Belly on up to Taco Bell /Mc Dee or carl's again honey ! it obviously does your body good !!!

let's see YOUR asses ..
email your pics to showmeyourhotassyoufuckingcritics@hotmail.com

Such a cute bikini, and she totally ruined it.

Ew.

Kim, first off, it's not a photoshoot so who cares what photographers think. natural light is realistic. end of story. so you can't how disgusting her ass is on "bad lighting." thanks for the tutorial though.

Tommy Lee is tapping THAT??!?!?!!? o..........m..........g............ such a shame how the standards lessen as we get on in age..... she had the right idea in those last 2 pix -- cover that sh* up pronto!

Never thought much of you Texas tranny till I saw you bash Michael Vick. Now I wouldn't mind seeing your panties!

#9, wedgeone......no....I'm FRIST!!! And I look way the fuck better than that in a bikini. You may be misguided. And I don't have freaky looking tummy. I'm not as skinny as her, but a side by side comparison shot of me against her would definitely prove my point.
Actually, she may just be completely dehydrated.

She's FAT and heinous! GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! This ugly bitch had the nerve to say Jennifer Aniston was not pretty? Jen beats out this piece of fatty grizzly fugly ass ANY DAY!

I see the STDs are finally setting in.

i would like 2 see ur ass(the guy who writes stupid comments on celebrities)or ur mamas,,,,,so before u go judging other people LOOK AT THE MIRORR....

Great. I've been staring at this ass pic for hours. Mom just came down to the basement to bring me a snack, and when I watched her walking away, I got an erection. Damn you, prematurely aged naked orange peel butt!

To be fair, she is 27. But still that is a lot of hail damage even for a chick that old.

Rumplicious!!!!!!

lmfao@ 22

Yeah right. I'm sure that's exactly how karma works.
You angelina and aniston fans/fighters/retards really stun me.

Willis....dude....27 is not old!

What does it matter what our asses look like? lol
That doesn't change the fact that hers is horrid.

& I think you'll find not many of us actually spend all day in bikinis in front of people with cameras, thinking we're hot shit.
So what exactly is your point you fucking bunch of knobheads?

Oh yeah, and if someone put a picture of me up I wouldn't pretend I looked fine if I didn't. If my ass looked like that and I was Kim why would I be bothered by people stating facts? I'd either hide the damn thing or try and fix it.
Same thing I do now.
People are commenting harshly because she has enough money and access to treatments and nutritionists and personal trainers and everything so there's not really an excuse to look THAT bad.

Actually come to think of it I probably wouldn't give a shit what random people on this website thought if I was filthy rich and famous.

Wedgeone.. congratulations on the spectacular job of putting so many people on the defense. It's been humorous.

I had to look this chick up to even know who she is. Is she still a model? Because a model's backside should not look like that.

She is.. as someone else said.. skinny fat. She probably doesn't exercise at all, and her diet is probably very devoid of protein. Therefore any weight that she lost/loses is muscle, and that is why she is so skinny and at the same time so fat. Huge lack of muscles.

God, you people who are defending her are so fuckin' stupid. Yes, she has cellulite. Yes, so does most every other woman. But, then, most other women cover that shit up when going to the beach.

Post #56: "Whereas genuine photographers who want to flatter a subject,..." The dimpled-ass ho is half-naked AND in broad daylight. No photographer on earth, even the most "genuine", can flatter that.
Idiot.

#159 - do you want a pic with or without hair?

Oh. I forgot to add this:

Skinny and hot or not, that is the ugliest bikini bottom I've ever seen. From the front it looks like 5 yr old's underwear, and the thought of that mixed with something up a chunky ass is just.. disturbing.

It looks like a bleached version of a smaller than normal black ass. A skinny black guy would probably hit it.

AHHHHHH! *runs and hides* No, Rod we do NOT think that is sexy.....did she borrow Brit's ass for the weekend? And how can she say Jennifer Aniston is "homely" ? sheesh

Chuck and Hollyj,
That is some of the best shit I've read on this forum ever. #106 is classic. It really beats all the racist, unfunny, incestuous mawkish tripe permeating the entire thread.

As for that ass, I've seen better and I've seen worse. Who am I to judge? But if I had to choose between "tapping it" and "thowing shit at it" I'd have to go hunting.

that ass sure is hungrey cos it's taking a huge bite out those panties

Some chicks have such incredibly sexy asses that it's difficult to even imagine them using it for its primary function. Kimberly, on the other hand...well, it's not hard to imagine diarrhea spurting out of that thing, is it?

A girl who looks like Rod Stewart is far from to be hot...and her ass, well, I think, if she's 45, mom of four children, and a devoted house-wife it can happen...

my god.you people are insanely ignorant. who ever took these photos, took them at these horrible angles purposely. just to get a rise out of the public. there always out to make someone look bad, like they have here. im sure kim's ass has way less cellulite than more than half the people here that had something nasty to say. get the hell over yourself!

Looks like it was pounded by an ugly stick or an ugly dick.

#184 - miranda, do you have any fucking idea what you're talking about? Whoever took the photos didn't purposely take them at "horrible angles". What the fuck do you base that on?

"im sure kim's ass has way less cellulite than more than half the people here that had something nasty to say." How the fuck would you know that? You fucking moron.

KIMBERLY STEWART IS AN INSPIRATION TO YOUNG PEOPLE WORLDWIDE!!!!

Every day she proves you can be a celulite-covered, horse-faced twat and still be a celebrity.

Rock on, Kimberly... you little piggy devil, you.

(and IMHO, Chuck and Hollyj (Nos. 86 and 106) should have their own podcast. Brilliant, mates. Priceless, even.)

reading the superficial everyday is like staring the devil in the eye and telling it to fuck off.

today's devil is that ass.

She deserves better for the money she spends on herself

Miranda.. eww quit with the pc crap. She's got a flabby chunky ass riddled with cellulite.

If you take notice you'll see that the last couple of photos, of her turned sideways, are almost complimentary. Had you not seen the previous photos, you wouldn't have noticed the cellulite due to her posture and would have thought she had a nice body.

For being a model/ex model, she has horribly neglected her body. Are we not allowed to call a chunky person chunky? Does that offend your delicate senses? Sorry, but I call them as I see them, and nobody should have to dance around anything for the sake of pc-ness. Blah.

Ok, if that is real then the girl needs to work out and get some anti-cellulite massages asap. That said, MOST women do have some cellulite. Few people, men or women, have perfect skin with no dimples or stretch marks or moles or veins or whatever. Most of my boyfriends have had some major stretchmarks. I'm glad I'm not like Tim and constantly imagining the "perfect ass" while having sex with my husband. There is something FAR more sexy about chemistry and the mind than just how smooth someone's ass is. Tim sounds like he'd be a very lame f&*k.

And yeah, I'm naturally thin and don't work out and I have some cellulite. Nothing like Kimberly's though, and my husband still wants to "tap dat azz" any chance he can get and he begs me to do a striptease and put it in his face, as I imagine many, many husbands beg their wives for the same, so I have to say that Tim sounds like nothing more than an insecure and miserable sociopath who has no clue about how most men really feel. They can appreciate a great ass and at the same time want their wives. You should try abstaining from all those airbrushed asses and the red/blue/purple flattering lights of the strip clubs you probably drop all your money at and get a reality check, and also look at your own body. I'm sure you are no great looker.

# 155 If you want my booo....dy .
And you think I'm sexeeeexy...
Come on baby let me KNOW WWW !!!!
Cum on childr'n'...

Binky : Well. Ok .

No.

@ 191- "Nothing like Kimberly's though"

Then what's your point? You're trying to contradict somebody slamming Kim's ass as ugly while making it perfectly clear that yours looks way better. Good job of proving the other person's point - nobody wants Kim's ass. And any girl who names herself "Smoking Hot" isn't. It's an internet fingerprint for ugly chicks.

Once I got intense abdominal cramps while driving on an interstate in the middle of nowhere. Some square state, don't know which (does it matter?). Anyway, it was night and there weren't any exits or rest stops for miles and miles. Eventually the cramps became explosive diarrhea and there was nothing I could do but scream, squirt in my pants, and keep driving (with all the windows down). Finally I got to an exit, got off the highway, and found a total fleabag motel (good thing, because the way I smelled I wasn't sure I'd get a room). I went to the room, got into the bathroom, and took off my stench-drippy/chunky pants and boxers. As I was getting into the shower I briefly glimpsed my diarrhea-caked butt. It looked a lot better than Kimberly's.

Who the hell is Kimberly Stewart?

http://www.happytie.com

LOLO @ #194 - TMI

Morbid curiosity made me finish reading to see where you were going with the story.

Ewww, I'm not even skinny and my butt is cellulite free!

It looks like she was trying to do her own house keeping and the vaccum ended up sucking her ugly loose skin and particles of fat seeps through the orange peel sheeth covering her muscles (her skin - dah!).

Gross.

And unethical, as Rod Stewart's daughter she should realise she's obligated to work on her presentation, or pay someone to fix it for her at least!

You just brought me some bad memories, my ex girlfriend had an ass like that after a few years into our relationship. I feel sorry for the guy who is putting up with her shit today. Ha Ha!! Have to laugh because she is a borderline personality disorder some days she was a bitch, and then on other days she was a total beeotch!!!

Superfish may think this ass lacks class

But he will sacrifice his own eyesight for his dear readers tonight.

Superfish can see it makes our day and we don't ever want it to go away.

He is keeping it at the TOP of the site, for our advantage, we should all thank him kindly for his generosity.

It actually looks like she is clenching her ass cheecks and making the cellulite even worse!

www.superficialgirls.blogspot.com

@137 I second that emotion!

Tim-How-Come-Ye-To-Be-So-Wise: Ball sacs don't have cellulite, do they? I mean, even if a guy is like really, really fat, does the ball sac pucker even more? I've had to stick a catheter in a guy's dick that weighed over 400 pounds and it took two other people to hold the meat skirt out of the way so I could reach the meatus (sterile technique, access, etc.) and I couldn't see his ball sack for the giant thighs, so I'm asking you, the Expert, is there cellulite on a ball sac ever? I'm suspicious that it is just wattle.

Maybe all men should wear that same bikini bottom - if that's what it is- so we can see the ball sac in the harsh light of day. Just to determine fuckability.

That being said, this woman can afford lipo, and that DOES get rid of cellulite, and she can afford personal trainers to get off her dead ass and excercise.

Kimberly Stewart was spotted running around in a bikini looking really gross, but also hot, but also really really gross. I'm not a doctor (just kidding, yes I am) but I'm pretty sure an ass isn't supposed to look like this. Actually, I'm pretty sure nothing is supposed to like this. Doesn't nature have laws against it? In olden times they would've put her in a cage and drowned her. Not for any particular reason but, you know, because she's a woman. That's kind of what they did back then.

ha ha what a funny fucker

What would you prefer: a flabby ass with a beautifully shaped and tight pussy, or buns of steel with long flobby labia lips and a stretched out cunt?

it's cellulite superfish you moron. get used to it, almost all women have some even skinny women.

#204 That's a pretty tough choice. Can we have both if we pay extra?

#194 lol. Those square states will do that to you.....

#200 - no, Fish is sacrificing OUR eyesight and laughing about it.

@206 You're a riot, I think I love you.

I would bang that and then eat it and bang it again

ok - now after seeing these pics, can we pleeeeease stop criticizing tara Reid??? Seriously people, this girl makes tara Reid look like Jessica Alba. Who doesnt agree??? This is the worst of the worst. every angle is horrendous

Some of those pics are good - look at the second one of the second row of thumbnails

FACE you are a sick starfucker wannabee

This is all The Superfish can give us in 24 hours. Great going.

Strange how she has a lovley lower back and her ass is just a holy mess. And it's not photoshopped; lots of skinny chicks are like that. They drink a lot, don't exercise at all, barely eat and boom, Scary Bum. Sedentary lifestyle = cottage cheese ass.

Cellulite comes from a lazy life. Some people can be fat and not have any cellulite because they move around, even if it's just to the kitchen, the cookie store and back. Ok, sometimes genetics comes into play but mostly it's the resule of a lazy lifestyle. If Kimberly Stewart followed her dad's example and played some sports (Rod is like a soccer fanatic) she's have a better body.

Have you guys SEEN Rod Stewart's legs lately. Like twin guns, man! Super hard and strong. (whew!)

geez, this girl looks fine, the human body looks like this, she's slim and cute. she's got nothing to worry about. what a few dimples in the butt? it's normal and genetic. some people can't avoid it.

WHO IS THIS ASS?

@ ipa: Yep, I was well aware of the comments I'd get posting my stats, that's the beauty of being anonymous on the internet. I was wanting to paint an accurate picture, and what can I say, I appreciate honest comments, as opposed to making myself out to be some ultra fit hot chick to make every male want to do me hard on the superficial.

@ 92: I don't think I was really being insecure, just.. realistic. I dunno about you but I'd rather listen to someone who was honest and humble, not someone who had a false sense of superiority even if they're frickin mean and ugly. Though I'm not quite sure why I'm explaining this to someone who can't even string a sentence together or knows how to use basic sentence structure and punctuation, I hope to god you have other uses for that tiresome tongue of yours.

MY ASS IS BETTER..... FUCK YOU #9 :)

Lovely has a Beyonce ass.

Which is better than Kim Stewart's by the way.

[screeming in horror as my eyes burst into flames]...where do I send the medical bill?

That ass is the direct result of being rich without having to work for it.
She doesn't have to move a muscle all day long.

people can get away with not excercising when they are 12-20. Once you get in to your 20s, if you want to look good in a bikini, you need to work out at least a little bit. This is what happens when you don't go to the gym at all, ever.

Cellulite does not come from lazy life, or not working out - ok maybe not working out. But I work out every day, I eat healthy food, I do everything I can, and I am very much otherwise muscular except a few dimples... I have had them since I was 102 pounds and in high school - 5 foot 5 inches. Its like... even though I do everything I can, they are there.

It comes from genetics, and circulation. You have to literally have that shit lasered out of there, or sucked out of there, or massaged out of there to get rid of it. I hate to say it, but I've seen cellulite on dude's asses... I shit you know.

She has the money to get that fixed. I don't. I just have to live with it.

OH ... and this is beautiful: Yes, thank god for the pussy that makes up for the flab-ass...
What would you prefer: a flabby ass with a beautifully shaped and tight pussy, or buns of steel with long flobby labia lips and a stretched out cunt?

:(

First!!!

Its so fricken strange to see a skinny girl with cellulite. But then, I guess its the good ol' genes that we can blame for that. Call me vain, but I personally would definetly not being sporting that bikini if I looked like that and knew people would be taking my pic for all the world to see.

Hey, Shallow Val. You're WRONG. Cellulite does not come from "a lazy life". Cellulite is a byproduct of too much fat in the diet. In cultures where they don't have and rely on fastfood gunk like McDonalds and KFC they've never even heard of cellulite. It's a CIVILIZED condition. I know cuz I'm 45 and don't have a single dimple on my ass or thighs because I have a medical problem that prevents me from eating fries and hamburgers with cheese. People have cellulite because they consume TOO MUCH FAT. Exercise doesn't even help. But don't take my word for it. Check out the backsides of some athletes. It'll surprise you.

Thank You Thank You

Ok for all the comments suggesting that cellulite purely boils down to genetics, you do realise if you do weights (light weights) it increases circulation and thus dissolves your cellulite...

It's true, so maybe instead of doing some classes and running your little butts off on the tready it might be useful to do some leg and butt weights which hurt like hell when you do them properly but do show results.

Cellulite is lack of circulation in the fat cells...

No, i'm not pulling this out of my ass, I've an extremely smart personal trainer.

It's so nice to see that Kimberly is only fucking a guy twice her age (Tommy Lee), and not some one three times her age, like her father and his latest wife. Just the thought is sickening!

So, she's skinny...all she has to do is work out for a month, and she'd look 100% better. She's thin! She doesn't have that much fat on her. Damn her!

her daddie been playing futbol for years.i wouldnt wanna piss him of he prally stomp the turd out ur arses for cappin on his babygirl

Ummmmm, she's hot? Damn. Who lowered the standard that far?
If Tommy is hitting that, then it's proof he's using drugs again. Considering how Tommy looks, she must be on drugs too.

Yikes!
Kimberly should really wear a cover-up swimsuit! She looks a bit skanky! :(
Cute bikini though.

Maybe instead of cocaine and alcohol these celebs should try going for a run or bike ride to tighten up their saggy, cellulite-covered rear ends! A pair of sneakers is a lot cheaper than a team of stylists. You know Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner, or the ultimate, Gabrielle Reese, don't have that problem. Enter a triathlon instead of a club for once!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
whats that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grossssssssssssssssssssssss
fuuuuuuuuuuuu

well jeez everyone excuse the girl for not having a flawless figure like the rest of us. Shocking! She should be ashamed of herself! How dare she go to the beach exposing a figure like that!
Personally I say we should ban anyone who is not a size 0 with flawless skin/teeth/big breasts/no ass/stick legs/silicon injected lips/atleast 2 botox treatments weekly from EVER DARING to show their face in public.

GROW UP.

@239 Well yeah.....duh!

be aware!!!!!! the paparazis had improved his evil skills in adobe photoshop and made this kind of fake pictures, making looks a sorry ass of you, be careful, all celebritys out there, to cover your pity ass, the next can be you!

oh right Catt. 229

I guess since that's your one,only, personal experience of cellulite it must be a medical fact.
Retard.

BROCCOLI BUTT!
Mind you- her ass makes mine look better.. thank God for her!

Allmost any woman with an ass, will look like that in that angle, with the lighting. Check out the 3rd row, the 3rd picture. Now that's a sexy ass. I'd rather have a woman with an ass, and dimples then a woman with the ass of a 13 year old boy. And my wife wanted me to say that women like looking at men's asses too, but not the flat square ones with hairy cracks lol.

yes, most women do have cellulite...but most women who have cellulite are smart enough to not show half of their lumpy ass in some ill fitting frilly half thong bottom.

246

That is nasty. She and Mischa Barton need to get a trainer ASAP. These skinny chicks with mega cottage cheese gross me out. At least on a fat chick it makes sense.

I would eat breakfast off of that ass.