Aug 8 2007Kim Kardashian gets her own reality show

FIRST!

woweeeee :D

HER!!!
that ass should get one of its own lol!!!

...fat ass

She already has her own reality show on P!

she looks like a drag queen

That ass is on fire.

@6, that old bitch wearing the pink satin pants in the last pic looks like a drag queen.

birtha butt...a butt zizter

What's Stevo doing with 80 yr old women?
Or what are 80 yr old women doing with Stevo?

Congratulations. I was worried that The Superficial might go two days in a row without you proclaiming your love for this fat ass.

You came through!

The Superficial LOVES this Lard Ass!

That's one hot four way Steve O's got cooking there.

Trolls-a-gogo here today.......

What in the fuck is going on with the dolled-up cadaver in the last picture? Does that have anything to do with her show? Is the premise of her show going to be she glams up nearly dead people and goes partying with them?

There is a god...and he likes the badonkadonk.

WHY?!

I'll take "News I'm Not Even a Little Bit Surprised By," Alex.

It's gonna be hard to fit KardASShian's gigantic ass into the frame and have room for everything else. They'll have to pull the camera back to Cleveland.

in the last picture, its nice to see kim,Paris, steve-o and nicole have all back together again. paris is finally starting to look feminine, nice !!!

This is by far the scariest set of pix the fish has put on in ions. Holy crap oly.

You don't go grabbin' someone's husband's balls, my friend.

That's disrespectful, my friend.

I don't know who the fuck this is except the fact that she is on here all the fucking time.... and I've grown to fucking hate her....for no fucking apparent reason. What does that say about me? THAT I'M FUCKING AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT! And that I like to say FUCK!

Hey who are the hotties in the last picture? I think I'm in love! And, by 'in love', I mean I'm having dry heaves.

I wonder how she finds clothes that fit, I bet she has to have them altered.

Her ass is amazing. I honestly thing she's got the most beautiful body in Hollywood. She has no talent or personality.. but her body is perfect.

UUUUUGH NO
GOOD LORD I HATE HER

Dude! I didn't know Steve-O was dating both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! SuWeet!!!

WHY, THIS CHICS A PIG AND HAS DONE NATA...

Posting before about 4 comments by Kelli about the size of Kim's ass.

I'd still like to spank that ass with a paddle while I shove my cock up asshole.

Oh wait..........

I think it's the other way around, She can spank my ass while she fucks me.

This girl is a waste of space with no visible talent but she does have a ridiculous (in a good way) body. Granted, it's mostly made of plastic and silicone and she might melt at extreme temperatures, but it's ridiculous none the less.

Send her back to Iran.

Now there's a show I would watch.

i already saw her reality show. Its called how to be a wigger.

who is this broad anyways? another rich daddy's girl?

Can't wait until Kimmy starts shooting ping pong balls out of her twat. You know thats what it's going to come down to with this whore. At least we know the man responsible for bringing this creature into the world is rotting in hell.

I can't believe it's not butter.........

What in the HELL??
If these characters are all in this reality show, it might be funny.
Was this a drag queen convention?

Is this a joke? As anyone heard of how hear voice sounds like? YUK!
She looks fake. Only that will be the star of the show is her FAKE ARSE.

So E! can't actualy get any REAL celebs to work with them so they scrape the bottom of the barrel with this chick? Funny. I'll watch Tara Reid first.

Hey girls, this just in..............

"Women see masculine-looking men as more unsuitable long-term partners but men with more feminine features are seen as more committed and less likely to stray, researchers said Wednesday".

You couldn't pay me to watch this show. I wouldn't watch a show completely based around the fact that they are hot and have done nothing with their lives at all to deserve such a priviledge.

Unless it starred Katharine McPhee........I just want to motorboat the hell out of her...

I can't put my finger on what the fuck she looks like. A crosseyed turtle? A purple giraffe?

And I sooooooooo wish she was the one in the metal spine holding machine with the dunce cap. That would make me happy.

I just threw up a little. I thought there were about 5 people in pic 7. Then I realized it was just Kim's ass.

And I'm sure, as with Paris, the second she starts speaking on camera any attraction anybody ever had for her will abruptly end.

I'm sure this will be as big a hit as the Tori Spelling and husband show...maybe as successful as Britney and Kevin Chaotic

Oh goodie. It's the beginning of the end for this vapid bitch.

I have never been happier about my dish network getting shut off on me!!!!!

WHY?? This country is so fucked up.

Will it also be called Kim Kardashian: Superstar and involve people peeing on her?

Anyone think she looks like Cher? I imagine her reality show will attract plenty of transvestite viewers.

Jesus Christ.
Will the cellulite on the backs of her thighs be featured in her new hit show? Mmmm? Hope so.

She's a whore. She can go to hell.

If E! is going to make reality TV shows for women whose only talent is internet porn star, I hope next time they pick one who's good looking.

E! -.....what a bottom feeder of a channel you are.

She has a unibrow.

12 and 13; classic Superfish commentary.

hmmmmm, looks like bite me! and krazyfuckedupkelli are finally gettin it on in cyberwhoreville. I couldn't help but picture the 12 year old crazy like a fox showing her swimsuit shot to the 45 year old fat balding whoremonger. Geezuz.

I feel like I just stabed myself in the eye with a fork. Oh shit, I did!

Somewhere at this very moment, Paris is crying =)

In the last pic with the old broads, that has to be her grandmother in the pink pants. She & that heffer Kim have the exact same f-ed up mouth! Hey Kim, there's a look into your future biatch! Gross!!!

She's very pretty. Looks great in purple. I still like her even though I have no real idea why.

Stevo knows what is up. The older the berry the sweeter the juice. That crafty lad will work his way into their will and then fuck them hard into a heart attack. Sweet

Simple show..just attach a camera to her back side and watch men's reactions to her passing.....passing gas that is.

I saw a preview episode and it was pretty good. Kim spent 20 minutes walking around a steamroom with a thick slice of pimento loaf stuffed between her asscheeks. Then the first person who used a word with both "O" and "J" in it had to eat the pimento loaf. Next everybody except Kim drank a quart of water. I don't know what happened after that.

Someone mentioned the possibility of her having breast implants.

That would really dissapoint me. If her boobs are fake then I am dissapointed. If her ass is fake, I am TWICE as dissapointed.

Now i see what happened to Grimace.

There are no such thing as ass implants.

That said, her show should just be a shot of her ass walking around all day in different outfits.

she is not all that, all shes got is that ass

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I think it depends on your taste. I dig darker chicks with round asses and hips. She's also got nice thick thighs and a decent rack. Her face is good, too.

Man, if I was a dude, I'd be all over her.

@63.......Bullshit.

There are two types of buttock augmentation:

The surgical enlargement of the buttocks through the insertion of a synthetic implant or through the use of substances like silicone.
The lifting of the buttocks.
Surgical buttock augmentation is sometimes performed on transsexual and transgender women who wish to have more rounded buttocks. Genetic women's bodies typically have a more pronounced curve of the hips than transgendered women, so the goal may be to create a more feminine body shape. A hip implant procedure may be performed with a buttock augmentation, with the goal of creating an "hourglass figure". This surgery may take the place of the usage of hip and buttock padding.

She sucks and I hate her. I would sleep with her though.

WOW! so she got her own show...unbelievable how this no talent balloon ass gets a show...she wants to be Paris so bad...from her attempt to have a porn video to playing stupid on tv...God bless America!

Hope she enjoys this time cause I don't think she has the staying power when it comes to star ability.

There should be a rule stating: anybody that has been pissed on is disqualified for any stardom outside of being a porn star.

@70
You are promoting a new golden rule? She definitely has the taint now.

I wonder who she gave a blowjob to at E! to get that.

@72

Those two old broads with Stevo. Each took a turn sitting on Kim's face and gave her mouth carpet burn before the golden shower finale.

My how the Olsen twins have let themselves go!! They're still fresh enough for Steveo, tho!

isn't Kim Kardashian (insert any celeb here)/reality show an oxymoron?

and #41, there are 4 other people...inside kim's ass, so your original assessment was correct.

kudos to those noticing the cadavers in the last pic. Dawn of the Dead is the new reality show.

"Olsen twins" bwahahaha TSFSRT

I didn't know Steve O liked gum-jobs..............

is it me or is she really short? like around 4'11??

Wow, on pic 4 she looks REEAAALLLYYYY stupid!

Yeah 63, stop talking out your ASS, there are, sadly, ass implants.

What a dirty skank. That dirty whore can go to hell for all I care.

#14, LMAO! Superb!!

BTW, that corpse in the pink pants appears to be what Kimmy's gonna look like in about 50 years. They have the same mouth. Old pink pants looks like she's been under the knife a time or three.

#60 -they all left the steamroom & went over to schack's house, where they proceeded to beat schack like a baby seal and then group golden-shower all over schack.
And when they finished, they all yelled "TROLL!" in unison and then went clubbing in Manhattan.

Damn, Steve-O! Is this a scene from the next "JackAss" movie, or have you gone completely wiggy?

And her rise to the top of the skankers is coming to be...

Wow interesting girl, never seen anything like this in my life, she not really white, but middle eastern but it’s really the same thing although some Aryans wouldn’t consider her white, but I do. I love her body, I think she’s a sexy woman.

Reality tv show for WHAT? WHO is the hook and exaxtly WHAT is she supposed to be famous for? All I know is that her old man supposedly helped defend OJ, during his trial, but other than that WHO IS THIS BITCH??????

My one and only Kim Kardashian I dedicate this song to you from the bottom of my heart

Another night another dream but always you
It's like a vision of love that seems to be true
Another night another dream but always you
In the night I dream of love so true

Just another night, another dream, another vision
of love with me, I'm here to set you free
I am your lover, your brother
hey sister let me cover
your body with my love is with my love and just another
vision of love that seems to be true
and we'll do all the things that only lovers do
a vision of love of love that seems to be true
and we'll do all the things that only lovers do

In the night, in my dreams I'm in love with you
'cause you talk to me like lovers do
I feel dark, I feel pain 'cause it's still the same
When the night is gone I'll be alone

Another night another dream but always you
It's like a vision of love that seems to be true
Another night another dream but always you
In the night I dream of love so true

I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream of love so true
I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream of love so true

In the night, in my dreams I'm in love with you
'cause you talk to me like lovers do
I feel dark, I feel pain 'cause it's still the same
When the night is gone I'll be alone

Another night another dream but always you
It's like a vision of love that seems to be true
Another night another dream but always you
In the night I dream of love so true

I'll watch the show if it entails her backing that fat ass up on me
for some nasty cowgirl action...

Veggie is hilarious!

It's no wonder Kim Kardashian has been selected because there'll only one camera in need for on the toilet.That's big cut in the costs!

wow just wow dude, she is sexy her ass is on fire, i know guys in my class that would KILL if you said anything bad about her

I wake up to a picture of you every morning, that ass is BOOTYFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Don't know what this show is going to be but finally there's an ass which fit on widescreen-tv's properly.Without the black beams on each side!

I can't wait for this show, I just hope her ratings don't bottom out.

/I made a funny!!!

I think I’m in love, sooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooo sexxxxxxy

Well on the subject of Kim, I would have a problem with going out with a girl like her, I think she might have her faults, but all women have faults.

Well on the subject of Kim, I would have a problem with going out with a girl like her, I think she might have her faults, but all women have faults.

Hey akon check this guy out #99

did you read his comment? Faults??? My friend we are talking about a flawless girl here, there are no faults. Did you look at her pictures

thats one pretty girl right there, i don’t see any girls in north america that look as sexy as her

this girl is perfection simple and plain, every mans dream every womans envy

i ONLY come HERE to LOOK at KIM nothing ELSE interests ME, she IS so SEXY

wow kim is awsum, and she has great taste in men, im happy my ass looks like that

@102

Every man dreams of a getting a discarded whore that was pissed on? riiiight

She is fly, I mean super sweet, her ass is pretty and # that guy who said kim has fault, and other women, I agree with new kids she dosent have any faults, why do men have to always look for faults in a woman she is perfect, love her for her, don’t get brainwashed by Hollywood

Wow guys she is beautiful and she is sexy with curves FUCK BEING SLIM , im white and my black boyfriend loves my phat ass bootyshake

New kids I read his message, im laughing to myself right now, at not only him but everyone who has had anything bad to say about her, guys look real stupid when you make negative comments about this girl, I bet all of you (including me) would die for her

Don’t mean to sound self hating here akon but most of the negative comments made towards her are racist, white men and women hate her, im white but i try to fit in and go with the flow unlike these racists

I wonder how well her talk show will turn out, this should be real interesting………….

Will the black guy that pissed on her in her sex video be on the show too?...

the talk show will be a hit, that was the smartmest move the network ever did, her booty is sexy

This show should be one of the most interesting shows on television, think about the ratings its going to pull in, #111 that guy didn’t love her, he was only using her for her money, he doesn’t know how to appreciate a good woman

I dedicate this song as the theme for the new show:

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring ...

Yes! Another no talent, celebutard sack of shit getting a tv deal in lieu of people with actual talent. I can't wait!

:'(

SHE IS A TRANNY.
vile.

They can fit the entire film crew in her ass or as the Armenians say "in her assian"

i assume they're making a second one. you know, for her ass.

Its now official, the owner of this Blog is a certified Punk.

#119 she is a very attractive woman, with much more booty than you will ever have, i know you could never look this attractive,

im going crazy over this girl, anyone know any links to pics of her??

A picture out of her ass???!!!! Jesus Harold Christ!! That would have to be a picture or painting bigger than daVinci's "Last Supper".

I would love to watch her new talk show, she is smoking hot, only a madman wouldn’t want her, she will make gay guys turn straight

#121 just do a goole search, for something like kim kardashin wallpapers, or kim kardashin pictures and you will find some nice pictures of her, im currently using her as my desktop background

#49 is Edna Bambrick.

Wise decision on the part of the producers: Kim's ass is far more attractive than Kimberly Stewart's and Kelly Osborne's faces.

must admit she is very sexy, it must suck to have a flat ass, she has the nicest ass I have ever seen, can you tell me who edna bambrick is please??

She is on my phone and on my desktop as I background, I created my desktop background by merging a set of pictures of her together wearing different outfits

Love this girl, she rocks my world, I would give her diamonds and pearls, women need to learn from her take a page from her book, if the average woman looked like her, they could get anything the wanted

If all girls looked that way they would be stuck up, because they would know that because they are beautiful with a big ass, they would demand much more from men, we would have to work twice as hard to get them, so thank god they aren’t as sexy with ass like her

REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES LIKE KIM, SO ALL THE SKINNY SLUTS FUCK OFF AND STARVE

Sexy lady, is scaring the shit out of these skinny sluts hahahahahahahahahahaha

I HAVE A FLAT STOMACH BUT IM NOT A SKINNY FUCKING PUSSYCLAT STICK I HAVE A BIG BOOTY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP CAUSE IM CROSS ANGRY MISERABLE BLOODCLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ALL THESE SKINNY SLUTS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND LEAVE KIM ALONE SLUTS, SHE IS SEXY WITH BIG BOOTY SOMETHING YOU FLAT ASS WILL NEVER HAVE, FCUKING STICKS NOBODY WANTS U

if you ask anyone in mobay who the most attractive girl is with the best ass they would say kim, she got sexy booty, that aint flat, its round and brown

i from north america, and everyone up here wants to look like her, i don’t need to want to look like her because i already have a phat booty, and everyone loves it

If I had someone with such a sexy ass I would be so envied by everyone, guys just talk bad about her because they don’t have a bootyful sista like kim

☼☼137☼☼ ☼ eminem☼

♥your azz iz zmokin hott♥

#48, you're either jealous because even if she weren't rich you wouldn't have a shot, or because you know your man would drop you like a bag of hot garbage if a chick just like this started workin' her feminine wiles on him!

This bitch looks like a drag queen in one of these pics. Besides her fat ass why is she interesting enough to get her own show?

She has a nice round ass, but that's where it stops for the most part. She is a sub human shell and void of any substance, class, or talent. I don't care how big the ass/tit implants are ... it does not make someone any more interestig in the the long run. This sort of one trick pony always proves to come out in similar standing.... booooooring!

By the way, anyone that hangs on someone's looks alone to make their point is not evolved enough to comprehend anything beyond simplistic thinking. Girls that post here praising the female "curves" are (in reality) grotesque and ginormous monsters that are desperate to validate their self gluttony and enormous mammouth like flesh by making fun of slim healthy girls that actually get all the attention. Get a reality check "phat" ladies. No one wants to see beached whales at the beach this summer. Just keep on thinking guys actually like chicks with bigger waistlines, thighs and ankles than their own. God I always wondered the disaster potential in those conjugal sessions. BARF!!!

what's the show called? the queen of ASS???

or maybe: Kim KardASSian???

I’m from canada, and she is liked by most girls over here, cant you see her ass is sexy????????

141# Fuck off your just jealous i bet youre tall and you look like a drag queen, fucking stick. guys just fuck you and use u u wish u were still a virgin

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼
Are you male of female?
How old are you?

141# the girl is pretty, we don’t care about her intellect, I don’t care about her intellect I care about her body, and your just the same, if this was a skinny stick frame girl with the stupidest attitude you would be praising her, so do come with your double standard, ill say it again the girl is sexy,

I just love the way her ass looks in that dress, that sexy and curvy, like sexy lady said real women have curves

I’m 50 years old, and married to a woman that 19, and even though the sex is great I still come here to jack off to this sexy creature, as you kids say now a days she is bootyful

Married to a woman that’s 19 (sorry I made a typo)

when they see the sistas they playa hate them and say bad shit because they cant get them, her ass is on fire dawg

Ill have to check this ass implant thing out, becuz my friends are teasing me, and sayin i got no ass

She has one of the best asses ever for a non black women

I have to admit, there are a lot of heavy women praising chubby girls so they can feel better about themselves. Kim is hardly fat but she's got big sausage arms and short cellulite legs and that ass will be 10X it's size in less than 5 years.

I bet these women have never praised a sexy Karolina Kurkova or Adriana Lima...just a theory. (these women have ass and curves but without the big momma future because of their height)

If you need sexy look no further, kim has it, booty, sweet ass, flat ass girls take a back seat

LOVE YOU KIM, KEEP REPRESENTING FOR SEXY WOMEN LIKE US YOUR VERY SEXY LOVE YOUR ASS WE LOVE YOU KIM

I should have married kim, fuck now im stuck

I would love to see her model clothes

I would cuddle up with her, she is so soft and sexy, her ass is amazing, women get butt implants

Yea I suggest u get butt implants or butt surgery if you’re a flat ass

I came here by doing a google search for kim kardashin, and found this site, guys I love this girl, so don’t say anything bad about her
Peace

She is sexy and sweet, enough said, skinny flat ass whores

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼
Are you male of female?
How old are you?

What the hell is wrong with you people? Look at Playboy and other magazines. Most of the models are pretty thin and the ones that are not, well they make them look thin. Come on, no decent looking guy with an education likes this fat ass. This girl is like in her 20's but her body looks like a 40 something year old.

I'm sick of this bitch, I think its because she only dates black guys, what a turn off ! plus the fact that she likes to have guys pee on her face, what a skank

Kim has the ultimate female figure!
Thats what a real woman looks like. Im sick of all these skinny no-ass women thinking they got it goin on.

What!? A 'real woman"? If you look at pics of her when she was younger you would see that she was chubby. I am so thin and I was much thinner as a teen. Everyody gains weight as they get older so it is obvious that to keep her curves she had to get lipo. So don't try to say what is 'real' and what isn't.

Beautiful!

All normal men love her and think that she is very sexy, only ugly women are writting bad things about her. Face the truth you will never be so pretty, yes you can get skinny, but you will never have such a nice body :)

'Normal' men as in average. Not hot men, that's for sure

Why don't you go have a heart attack after your thirtieth Twinky.

Look at yourself, ya skank.

Wow, it's also weird that you are trying to tell me that I am not pretty. I can tell you for sure that I am very pretty and I don't have hair extentions and fake eyelashes like this disgusting woman. And without implants. And with less makeup. And I can tell you that if you saw Kim in real life you would probably think very differently about her looks. That goes with almost any celebrity. Except Kathrine McPhee. She is georgeous. Not Kim.

The show could consist of how many ghetto brothers she can take banging her in that big gaping hole she calls a vagina, in a row. The show is to be called "Mud Shark".

169: Normal men? By normal men do you mean idiots? She looks cheaper than most prostitutes and she's fake, meaning her boobs and ass are hard as rocks. The only nice thing I can say about her is that she has a pretty face. But that's fake too.
And no, real women can't have this body, because it's NOT real, it's ENTIRELY PLASTIC. Once again, look at her before pictures! She looks nothing like she does now!
Man, who visits this site? Have you ever even been with a real woman, or do you sit and masturbate to porn all day? This is sad...it really is.

Guys, I am so sorry about the spyware problems everyone and the site has had. I need to confess to putting porn on the kraziherpezkelli name, when you click the name it goes to, www.lemonparty.org/, which is three old men having sex with each other. I also sent krazi fake emails telling her she won the lottery. Too bad for your problems, it was just an inside joke.

what a cow

her ASS is AMAZING! i wanna bury my face in it! lol

If i sleep with lipgloss on i sware my lips get bigger well swollen. Then they have bee sting lipgloss. actually not swollen just alot fuller Tangential but i believe my point across. I did not bother to read the other post other than the obligatory "frist or first" . But her alleged sexual history is irrelevant people..

@29..... i agree with you. but hollywood is getting crazy letting nobodys who do nothing in the industry to rub elbows with the hard working.Kim and paris are perfect examples of that they have absolutly no TALENT but screwing the best of men in hollywood however paris is about something she will be running a hotel years to come as for kim can anyone tell me what she does for a living her father is famous not her i can't stand kids of priviledge who have that entitlement metality she is making a name of herself using her dads fame.wHAT A SHAME!!

My dad is a plastic surgeon and he even said that is NOT a real a$$!! I think men don't wanna believe it's FAKE! I dunno y men love fake girls??? Wait until she takes off her make-up, gets rid of that fake tan, maybe then they will care when they have to wake up to that sh*t!!

WHO iS SHE??? WHAT iS SHE FAMOUS FOR??? SHE PROBABLY SHOULD F**KED HER WAY TO THE TOP! AS i LiSTEN TO "THE GAME" "U WOULDN'T GET FAR!!"