Aug 3 2007Keith Richards is a normal guy

Frist!

Eww he's disgusting

normal!

silly keith...ashes are for smoking, not snorting.

first

He is and always has been nasty. Keep smoking Crypt Keeper! Ew, check out his finger tips! What the F is wrong with them? Puke.

PHEW! I was gonna say....I'd really hate to see Keith back on drugs again. *rolls eyes*

My god his face looks like a road map.

Him and Ellen Barkin should get together. They could sell thier offspring's skin to Louis Vitton.

I wonder how long he will live. I mean, how many years on Earth did Satan guarantee him in the contract for his soul?

"I wonder how long he will live. I mean, how many years on Earth did Satan guarantee him in the contract for his soul?"

He guaranteed him being Keith Richards, which, is a fair bargain, when you look at what he's done with it.

well, i am glad he cleared that away... i was thinking he was a drug addict! thanks for setting me straight!!!!

Wonder how much he spends on leather tanning equipment.

omg. thats gross. =o

Keith will never die. That motherfucker is like,....Bulletproof Invinci-Man

Well, it you think about it... If Keith's Dad is anything like him, there's probably more drugs to be had in his ashes than in an 8-ball.

HEY MAN, stop dying your hair. You're not fooling anyone!

and by the way, he makes beautiful kids. Have you ever seen his daughters? Yeah yeah, their mom IS Patti Hansen, but still, 1/2 that DNA is his and somehow it all worked.

The ironic thing is that Keith Richards will outlive everyone reading this and be able to snort their ashes, too.

Maybe that's his secret. I think I'll snort my Dad's ashes tonight! Party at my place folks! Take a parental toot for everlasting life!

Keith has gone from a really odd looking young man to an odd looking old man. But he sure be one helluva guitar player. I'd sell my soul to play like that too. Hell, I already don't want to go to heaven if that is really where people like Bush and Cheney are going. I'd rather be in hell and If I could trick the devil into making me an amazing musician for the trouble then great.

I loved his part in Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End.
Jack Sparrow's Dad ... go figure. LOL.

Do you personally know Bush and Cheney?
Then what the fuck are you talking about?

20--Shut up...Who let you out of the fucking kitchen?

21-
I see you're out of bed now.
What, you want me to shit on your chest again old man?

But more importantly, did he sneeze afterwards? Maybe it was just an original way of spreading his father's ashes. I once heard that when you sneeze, air comes out at approximately 375 mph. That's gotta be an efficient way to spread ashes.

So Mom do you know Bush and Cheney? I suppose you breast fed them and that's how you know them. That probably explains how they lied us into Iraq killing thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's. Drinking your breast milk! But don't worry you'll be going to the same after life as your home boys.

22-Shut up bitch........go make me turkey pot pie!

#19
Don't worry about seeing those two fucking ass holes in heaven. Hell has a place reserved just for those two.
Satan is licking his lips and just waiting to shove his pitch fork up there asses.
I wish I could get to them 1st.
asswipes, the whole lot of them.

Its sad that somebody who's been famous for this long is still this desperate for attention.

"I snorted ashes with cocain"

"obviously I was joking"

"actually, I was lying when I said I was joking, I did snort it but not with cocain"

I know he's a roling stone and all....but this is a pretty duchey move

Just think, to make those beautiful babies, a woman had to welcome that...thing...crawling up between her open legs. Repeatedly. Even now, groupies fight for the chance to have his face between their legs. That'd be quite an image to have burned into your brain.

25-
I see somebody is grumpy again. Do you need be to get you a bigger dildo to shove up your ass? I guess the 15inch beer-can-sized monster one isn't keeping you satisfied.

Bush and Cheney are REAL patriots.

Bush is a dork, a thief, I believe HE sold his "soul" to the devil, not keith richards, he has talent. How that moronic, bafoon was able to steal the ellection TWICE says to me he has a contract with the devil. That we would even CONSIDER impeaching Clinton over a little head, and that asshole Bush started a war with the wrong peoples, grounds every airplane after the Twin Towers collapse except for the planes safely flying out the family of the man responsible for 911. It was a fuckin set up people on our presidents part! How dare this country be so Iraquian to let something like this happen? Clinton lied, but no one died. Fuck Bush and Jenna (his daughter is named after the biggest porn star in the world, just classic) that cunt of a wife of his who is always smiling for no fucking reason, even at the funeral for someone famous that recently died. Bush reminds me of a 8 year old annoying little brother. I can't conceive he has a dick, or can even fuck, I can't imagine him even fucking. "ooooh, aaaaaa, I think i came!" He's probably one of those "guys"that make that god awful moaning/crying sound as there cumming. Ewwww, why do guys do that? I've been with the same hottie for 6 years, he don' t do that. Bush does I'm sure. Thank gosh he's on his way out. He may have destroyed the world, but at least he's almost done.

Mom... do as dad says... you know how he gets when you dont make him his turkey pot pie in a timely manner...

@ 22 -- Yeah, and you're the same person who would be screaming right now about "Bush should have done something to prevent it" if another terrorist attack had taken place since 9-11. STFU. Besides what do we give a shit about Iraq and those other f-d up countries? They all hate Americans anyway and would kill us all if they had a chance. Those fucking people are still living like they did when Jesus was a kid. I say bomb the whole Middle East and be done with it.

29---I don't remember telling you to speak...go iron my shorts, bitch.

Calm down #31- Hugos' buddy aka Sean Penn................. you're at the wrong site.

@33.... you are a cunt. you cant even respond to the correct comment. IDIOT. 22 is the one praising Bush... just like you.

36--Now there's my little chip off the ol' block....even if you do wear a skirt and throw like a girl. C'mere...give your old man a kiss!

@33 i SAY STICK A BOMB ON YOUR DICK! WHAT R U SO PROUD ABOUT ANYWAY? BUSH is an idiot! I'm an embarassed american as long as he is prez

# 26 - you're so full of shit. If they called you and said you have the chance to meet the President you'd jump at the chance and would be kissing his ass immediately, guaranteed. "I wish I could get to them 1st." YEAH RIGHT. I'm sure they're REALLY scared.

# 31 -- I find it hilarious how you call Bush a "dork, moronic, and a baffoon," when you can't even spell "ellection" let alone vote in one. Besides your horrific grammar and punctuation, your writing is atrocious. "he don't do that?" WTF??? Why don't you tried Hooked on Phonics you illiterate mother fucker. Bush went to YALE. You can't fucking SPELL Yale. Dumbass.

#30 ARE YOU FUCING INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hell yeah we need to fight a war on terrorism, but we are clearly on rhe WRONG path.
IRAQ is wrong,wrong, wrong, all over the place wrong.
Why don't you fucking go over there and serve? HUH?!?!?

38--Hey, you loud-mouthed pinko son of a bitch, don't you talk to my little princess like that! Go burn a flag you stinkin commie bastard.

Ok, in my rant I mispelled my favorite word FUCKING.............

No I am not full of shit, and I would not kiss his ass.
I'd kick it.

42--That's okay, I'm such a fat drunk that I just told my daughter's boyfriend that hes a commie but it was the wrong guy. where the fuck is my wife? You stupid bitch, get in the house and get me a beer!

38 -- "STICK A BOMB ON YOUR DICK?????" You have just a plethera of comebacks don't you? Oh wait, let me break it down into your language so you can understand it better. "I says, you be having lots of comebacks don't yous?"

Oh yeah, and if you hate America and Bush so much, why don't you FUCKING LEAVE!!! And take all the other people who hate America w/you! Dumb fuck.

36 -- STFU. I'm sure you're neither LIL or a PRINCESS.

46--Now you....you pencil-necked little prick, don't yout talk to my little princess like that. Come here so I can kick you in your pipsqueaky little ass.

I don't have a problem with preemptive war.
And, as long as we're fighting them there, they can't fight us here.

Amen Mom. Well said!

48--You're gonna have a problem, you stupid cow......and it's gonna be a size 11 up your fat ass if you don't go darn some socks.

Don't know if this was the intention of his father to end up in his son' nostrils.I hope Keith Richards got a good feeling after he snorted his remains.Good chance this was probaly the only good feeling ever he got from his father.

If my lazy, good-for-nothin' son ever snorted me, I'd choke him.

44-
You think I have time to kick you ass around all day?
Eventually I just get tired of picking on such an inferior dimwit.

By the way dad, get off the couch and do something around here.
Get your thumb out of your ass and get a job. This welfare house in the projects sucks.

39... i love how you are calling other people illiterate.. and then you say... "why dont you TRIED hooked on phonics." hahaha. i know it was prolly a typo... but i still found it humorous.

dad... i think mom tried leaving us again... ill get the duct tape and bats. that bitch is gonna get it this time...

Okay...two questions:
1. I don't see the big deal about snorting your Dad's ashes~my Dad asked me to make a cool jacket out of his skin when he died, and I'm gonna oblige. My Mom would like me to sell her body to drunk men for laughs on a daily basis so that she can be the first dead prostitute...What's so weird about that?

2. When did this blog turn into a political debate? Not that politics and America and string cheese aren't important, but let's save those for other blogs that call for them.? I just want to laugh....

Inferior Dimwit? Dontchu go speakin some foreign language to me, you stupid bitch. If I wanted to hear German I'd have you open a can of sauerkraut....Now get your fat ass in the kitchen and mop the floors.

54-
Your father has been picking up little boys at the playground again.
I guess he likes them young because they have the same sized little dick.

54--Aaaaaah *waving chubby, hairy hand* let'er go. That stupid cow. She's no goddammed good anyhow.

57--My dick is the size it is because it takes a look at your ugly face and shrivels up. You look like a bulldog chewing on a mouthful of bees.

54 -- Anyone who uses "prolly" is either 12 or a loser. I'd say you're both.

46... now now.. lets not assume things about each other when there is no way in hell we will ever meet in real life anyways, so there really isnt a point to me arguing with you that i am in fact a "Lil Princess"

and... mom, as much as i hate to admit... you had a good point in 48.

now just so you proud american assholes know... its not that i disagree that we need to be fighting against terrorism... but seriously... have you heard Bush speak? he doesnt think for himself... he has his people do the thinking... i just think we need a better president, with better people to support smarter strategies.

Did he snort the his father' house first??

i am a proud american who supports our troops, im just terribly embarrassed by our president, who i sure as hell didnt vote for. yea thats right you proud american idiot... im old enough to vote... and i actually do!

Why is everybody slamming Keith Richards? Do you all hate rock 'n roll or something? So he's a fucking weirdo. So he snorted his dead papa's ashes. So he's done so many drugs that he looks like somebody put him in a microwave and left him there.

Does any of this shit matter when you put on "Exile On Main Street" or "Sticky Fingers"?!

No. No, it doesn't.

hahahaha 64... that was awesome. and i completely agree!

This smells like third degree cannibalism,it's hard to say.

66
It sure smells like something, but I ain't gonna say what!

#67---
Hiya!
;-)

MOM, DAD and MOM and DAD's LIL PRINCESS

Didn't I see ya'll on Jerry Springer?!!!

69--if you use "ya'll" then you most likely did see them on Jerry Springer.

#68
Hiya backatcha!
; ^ )

I'm selling keith dad's ashes. $100 a gram. I also sell cocaine, but that's illegal so i'll deny it. I'm planning on exhuming Jim Morrison, burn his remains to ashes and sell em $1000 a gram.

#70

Well now, that is a VERY appropriate response I must say! You need to let the south show you a little southern hospitality.
Dern yankees!

61-
Good post.
I'm certainly not happy with Bush. His immigration policy has almost turned me against him.
But, since Bush has been in office I'm paying less in taxes and I have more money in my pocket.
His war strategy, while far from being perfect, has made a lot of progress.

#72

It doesn't say what kind of "trip" Keith had from snorting the ashes. Have you heard?
Just need to know if it's worth my time or not. heh heh heh

"as long as we're fighting them there, they can't fight us here"

Man, that one always kills me.

See, we have all these intelligence agencies, and every once in awhile they put their info together and issue a "National Intelligence Estimate." It's a pretty serious thing - all the government's thinking power is used to estimate the greatest threats to our national security. The last one was issued a couple of weeks ago and said:
1) Al-Qaeda has restrengthened and is likely to attempt another attack on American soil in the near future
2) Al-Qaeda in Iraq, formed AFTER the U.S. invasion, has been a money-generating machine for the larger organization (it turns out radical Arabs got kinda upset about the invasion, Abu Ghraib, etc. - pictures are worth a thousand words, as the saying goes...)
3) Al-Qaeda in Iraq does not participate in terrorist operations outside Iraq.

So their conclusion was: as long as we're fighting them there, they're better funded and better able to attack us here.

But I'm sure Rush has convinced you that the CIA, NSA, DDI, and other agencies are all controlled by commie pinko liberals ("don't confuse me with the facts, my mind's made up!")

# 48... "as long as we're fighting them there, they can't fight us here"?

Your dumb ass didn't realize the Iraqis aren't the ones who attacked us on the first place?

Must of the suicidal attackers were from Saudi Arabia, but since your beloved Bush has business with them... fuck it, he could have said that it was the French who attacked us and you will still be supporting him.

Wow! I can't believe I ever thought he was a weirdo! Thank you so much for clarifying that up for me.

Keith is fucking awesome!! Long live rock and roll! All the so called "rockstars" today are little bitches and pussies. What has the world come to? Sigh...

"he could have said that it was the French who attacked us and you will still be supporting him."........only if he bombed the bejesus out of them.

mom... you must be in a higher tax bracket... i seem to be paying more throughout the year... but at least i get some back, whereas before i was always paying them even more! plus... i have high medical and dental insurance rates and higher co-payments!! its ridiculous!!

im still pretty young, so im new to politics... but Bush's strategy just confuses me. i dont even know what it is exactly that he is tryin to do.

81--Don't you worry your pretty little head 'bout no stinkin politics. Now, if your lazy slob of a mother would get her fat ass out her with a beer, we could watch the ball game.

Bomb the middle east? Only Israel, trafficker of evil. Capitalsim sucks and only morons think we have any real rights. The world will be changing nicely soon after oil and then the drinking water gets harder to come by. Um a massive die off will ensure thereafter. 2/3 of Africa will be desolate in 20 years. We have done a nice job with adopting the Judeo/Christian ethic.
Bring it on you ignorant lemmings with your cult of Bush/Cheney. Those guys along with "oh my goodness" Rumsfeld should all be in prison. Awww don't worry though cuz we are all fucked and the elections don't mean a thing.
The trilateral commision picks who they want. I guess you idiots really think there is a difference between Bush and eithere Clinton. Good. The Shadow puts on little acts for unwary. Watch your filthy mindless tv shows and shut up and do what "they" told you.

# 80 LMAO

And I have to correct myself before Mom comes to tell me that it was most instead of “must”.

82... alrite pops. but i'd like a crown and diet coke instead of a beer.

You got it princess.

Has anyone noticed the obvious absence of KrazyhotKellie?

Maybe she got the bright idea to go burn her left hand off and snort the ashes.

She must be ZSKY HIGH right about now.

Maybe she'll O.D.

77-
The "them" I referred to was radical Muslims.

alrite guys... im off work now... so im outta here!! have a great weekend!

82-
Illiterate old fuck. Go rape the gold-fish again.

I say let the terroriztz take over anyway dudez.

#14 - best comment of the week!

Somebody should give Lindsay Lohan Keith's phone number. Maybe he's got some of his dad left.....

Well thank god there was no cocaine in it. My god, and to think i thought this guy was a washed up drug addict.

76-
The report you're talking about suggests "mending frayed relationships between tribal and religious groups".
Good luck with that one.

I agree with number 55~this is no place to discuss politics/war....Shut the fuck up!

@ 83 -- Capitalism sucks huh? Then please tell me why the hell all the f-ing foreigners are all moving here?

96-
Good comeback. Wow! Did you come up with that one on your own?

90--you're still here? You frumpy pig....get your ass to the store and pick up my cigarettes and my lotto numbers. stupid fat whore.

99-
Kiss my ass you fat-free-loading piece of fucking shit.
Get a life.

I shouldn’t waste my time trying to talk to these America haters.
They hate this country, but they're the first ones to cry for help from the government when things don't go their way.

I gotta run.
Before I go the only thing I can tell you US haters is to open your eyes and think for yourselves. Don't form your opinion based on what the person beside you says. Reps, Dems, Libs, Commies.... regardless of your political affiliation, none of them have all the answers. If you feel strong enough about something let your voice be heard, but pick your fights wisely.

#93......
good one!

He must really be a babe when he's not wearing his wig, glasses, and false teeth. I bet he needs a dick pump to get it up. There is no way his Johnson still works after all those years of drugs, drugs, and more drugs. I'm just shocked that he is still alive. I guess it is true that only the good die young, and the evil seem to live forever.

101--You're goddammed right you gotta run...I've been waiting for my Hungry Man dinner and my cigarettes and my beer for two hours now. I"d like to see those chubby legs of yours run.

"Proud American". America is a continent, not a country. You are only one miserable bastard who belongs to the United States of America, one of the countries inside a vast continent. Study basic geography and graduate from high school before trying to be smart.

I don't know why this prune is a celebrity. I saw him once on TV with a band of other prunes, and I though they should all be locked up in a mental hospital. Furthermore, this guy smokes his cigarettes really weird, and he likes to watch the ashes fall all over his guitar. I think he has some kind of ashes fetish, what a perv!

103--why's Keith evil? What's he ever done? He never hurt no one....just got high and played his tunes. Why are you so fucking pissed that someone who likes to get high is still alive. For fuck's sake, maybe you need to get high and fucking relax.

haha 97 They are coming here cuz the shadow is mixing white blood with brown and black and yellow and feces to get rid of the white man you goddamn brain-washed asshole. Hey why don't you read and learn simpleton.
Are you not aware that there is a conspiracy to create a one world government? Are you not aware that from time immemorial there have been elites and peasants scraping by with nearly nothing ????????
Well the institution of JEEZUZ gave the down-trodden something to beLEEUV in, to take their mind off of the awful predicament of their hopless useless lives.
Hey stupid, are you aware that we outsource good jobs to brown folk cuz they work for the cheap. WE are bringing in mexicans by the millions and they will outbreed us and then what?
I would go on and on asslick.
Don't think cuz ya think that the criminal Bush administration is legal and a good idea for America that you are a good American cuz you are not . WE do not need idiots. Go to Hell.

Anyone else forget what this post was all about after hearing Mom and Dad going at it, plus the GWB/war in Iraq debate?

What was this thread about anyway?

holy shit. i thought this was a post about Keith Richards....not some blog where idiots can come and rant about politics. hey - you liberals - shut the fuck up and go smoke your bowl. jee-ZUS.

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!

@ #105
There's only one American that's important....
The UNITIED STATES of AMERICA !!!

#105 America technically isn't a continent. NORTH AMERICA is. United States is the country. Get over yourself.

I'm 100% on Proud Americans side.

Here's a quote for you -
"Ten out of ten terrorists recommend voting DEMOCRAT."

Okay, back to Keith...

Yikes. Keith is uuuugly. And looking a few years older than God.

ATTENTION ALL WAR MONGERORS:
Please leave our country. The war is unconstitutional and evil. Hey kathy you worthless Republican whore, get lost. Fuck Keith Richards. And support the troops by bringing them home you filthy witch. I hope your kid gets drafted and sent overseas and comes back a cripple. Like genocide? Hey all of you go join the army. Must be proud when a superpower like us has to murder/enslave the downtrodden.
Hey cunt, why didn't any of our jets scramble on 911 (nice easy day for all the idiots to remember too)???
President convenient;y reading books to little children and then keeps on reading after he hears we are being attacked. Nah that aint an inside job. NO way!!!!
Hey KAthy know who Prescott Bush is???????

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i need more!! i am not zatizfied

it iz like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

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ahahahah you are amazing!

#114 - quit bitching about the war. Every intelligence agency from here to Moscow said dick head Saddam was building new WMDs. He even told his own generals he was! He wanted the Arab world to think he was still a bad ass.

So Bush believed him, and invaded. After 9/11 anyone, and I mean anyone, in his place would have done the same fucking thing. Clinton, Gore, Hillary, anyone. Even that pussy Carter probably would have attacked.

And anyone who wouldn't have done it, wouldn't have been president for long. I blame that bitch Saddam for the war. If a cop says "Let me see your hands" and you push your hands deeper in your pockets and point your finger like you have a gun, guess what is going to happen to you. You are going to end up with a half dozen police bullets in your sorry ass. And no one will blame the cop.

I hope we get out ASAP, but I'm sick of the conspiracy theory, "unconstitutional", "Bush is evil", "I'm a peaceful person but fuck Republicans and Bush should die", "give a peace a chance but I hope your kid is a cripple", screeching hypocritical bullshit. He's a man. He made a call. It turned out to be the wrong call. But nobody other than Saddam knew that at the time.

And yes we did scramble fighters on 9/11 you dumb ass. It took a while since the USAF was a decade behind on repairs and parts thanks to intern-fucker Clinton. But we did get some up. But they didn't know where to go. They thought Russia was attacking and flew out to the Atlantic. No fucking dedicated communication channels between the FAA and military chain of command. Yet another post-cold war fuck up thanks to budget cuts.

And as for reading to kids you ignorant fuck...in a situation like that THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT MOVE UNTIL SECRET SERVICE SAYS HE CAN MOVE. At that moment they didn't know what the fuck was going on, or what was targeted. For all they knew terrorists were just waiting for Bush to leave the school, or get on board Air Force One. Secret Service is not full of retarded fucks like you. And they weren't about to move the president until their routes had been triple checked and they knew they could get him to the plane and in the air.

But then what would a dumb fuck like you know about security? Or the Air Force? Or any fucking thing? You're probably one of those ass hats who thinks steel doesn't melt or weaken in a fire. Why ask an engineer or a fireman about your conspiracy theory? That would require some fucking thought.

Put your tin hat back on and go hide under a fucking rock. I hear the aliens can't scan you if you just hide under a rock with a tin hat. Loser.

Keith owns all of your asses.

I think Keith is a great guitar player, but he's a bit weird. I can understand wanting to remember a loved one by doing something special, but snorting their ashes? I'm sorry, but that's just going a little bit too far, dont cha think?

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I stopped reading the posts when it got, you know, gay as fucking hell.

Everybody having this discussion needs to stop. It's over, man, there's nothing to discuss. Go back to analyzing the Kennedy assassination (there are two asses in assassination, that is meaningful) or arguing about whether we've really been to the moon.

"there's nothing to explain, in every life, a little rain . . . etc."

BTW Keith Richards is fucking awesome. Except that he's in the Stones, and I really couldn't give a shit less about the Stones for free shampoo. Well, maybe for free shampoo.

Ha!

Reading all the posts from the gullible peeps on here who actually take his joking seriously is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too funny, man!

Hey, ya dumb sheeple! I gotta buncha bridges over the Mississippi I think you'll be really jacked to buy!

Hahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

♥♥♥anyone who won't admit that we were lied to and given♥♥♥
zubliminal mezzagez over and over until it ztuck in the
Republican headz iz a fuckin azzhole & dickbrain...

however, I think itz fuckin funny Buzh hung Zaddam
I juzt hate all the other people who had to die

Keith Richardz zurly zigned with Zatan and I'll
bet he haz to fuck the devil in the azz forever♥

Um you are a delusional right wing wolf, picking off the sheep in the night, asshole warmongeror. USA and Europe sold how many billions of dollars worth of military equiptment to the middle east and for what/ ?Genocide. We are directly responsible for the genocide of Armenia in exchange for military bases in Turkey you pussy.
We genocided American Indians. NO? In a cowardly manner I might add, sissy tough talker.
Oh and how about the blacks bitch? How is Africa doing now, liar?
We installed Saddam, he was a CIA assest since he was 23 dumbass.
We are over there like everywhere else to steal, I mean liberate middle easterners of their oil, you non-educated republican murderer.
Hey stupid. Ever heard of Zbgniew Brzinsky? He co-founded the trilateral commsion and wrote a think tank study published as The Grand Chessboard (American Primacy and its Geostrategic Imperatives). 1997.
In this book he focuses on capturing the middle east for all it's goodies like gas and oil especiall around the CAspian basin. He stresses that in order to get Americans to accept this initiative, there must be a PERCIEVED THREAT.
I hope I do not have to fill in to many more dots.
UM, if I got a call at work and they said my country was under attack I do not think I would be sitting tight and reading to children. There would be more pressing issues to discuss rather than stories with little children, you dirtbag fool's child.
Neocon filth, skull and bones, fascist animals with Jesus cross on a shield on one hand and the devil's sword in the other. Gotta have it both ways. Commit evil and you are still righteous.
Why were pilots told to not scramble?
Hey it's cool all those international financial record were lost in the towers,
eh???
Hey read about the computer takeover at the last minute at the Deutscher bank?
How about all the stinky stocks being sold for the airlines at a tremendous rate. Nah this is all good huh?
I could go on but do not like to type so much.
OH hahahahahahaha everything is Clinton's fault.
KNow what little fuck? YOu people are evil murderers and are the type to break the cookie jar and blame it on your younger sibling.
And about the buildings collapsing, I am not a specialist in metallurgy, unlike you a wise and learned Republican.
Now hurry aloung and commit more crimes and cash and carry the whole world ( or what is left) away!!!!!!!
Go join the mercenary legions and kill someone, ok?

well I hope this brainwashed buffon writes back

Things that suck:
Dick
Bush
Hillary (these three were all for the war, yep kids, even Hillary.)
hmm...all politicians.
30-somethings and 20-somethings and college kids going on political rants.
Christians
Rednecks
Southerners
Illegals

Screw it. I hate everyone.

Who gives a fuck anyway..it's a man's world and trust me when I say that no matter which man is fucking everyone in the ass, if he wasn't ,some other
dickwad man would be...and you fucking know it. The whole world is all about money, fuck money.

It's funny though, how North Korea and Iran advertises their nukes and we just do nothing. Two wasteful wars on countries that don't even have nukes.
Talk about some dumb shit.

EVIL DICK?

Hey do you guys remember when that moron Reagan got to be president? Republicans like actors and dullards, not men of substance. Anyway, remember when Alexander Haig said that to show that American now means business we should have dropped a nuke off someone's shore. What does that show you ?????
We got like 13,000 nukes and noone else can have any. ????
Why is this?
We used em on the Japs cuz we damn sure did not have the balls to even THINK about invading their homeland. It would have been a slaughter. They would have fought us with every man woman and child.
Very brave of us to drop nukes on civilians.

#123 - you are a conspiracy theorist nut job. You probably hide in your basement wearing a tin hat to stop the CIA from taking over your mind, and a butt plug to keep the alien probes out of your ass. (It's OK dude, nobody wants to go there, not even the aliens!) I wish all you fucking mentally challenged idiots would either go back on your meds, or leave the country.

Um, if you got a call at work and they said your country was under attack nobody would stop you from leaving work because you're a worthless piece of shit. Nobody would bother targeting you for an attack or assassination. With the president it's a bit different because his life actually MATTERS. If he goes running to his car during an attack a sniper just might be sitting there waiting for the opportunity and all of a sudden another target is scratched off the list. Once again, the president doesn't move until Secret Service says he can move. You stupid ignorant fuck. See, people are actually paid to make sure he stays alive. But nobody cares if you go running into a trap during an attack.

You're not a specialist in metallurgy or any fucking thing. So why don't you just shut your damn mouth and leave all the important matters to the adults? Listening to you share your thoughts on world affairs is like listening to Britney Spears' thoughts on properly raising kids. It's fucking painful. I mean that, it just fucking hurts to even think that someone as stupid as you gets to share an opinion. Makes one question the first amendment. Maybe there should be a qualifier that only people who meet minimum IQ requirements and take any mental medications they require to stay sane can share their fucking opinion. That would leave your dumb ass out.

Think GWB would pass that test?

#130 - I'm no huge fan of GWB. He has made plenty of mistakes. But quite frankly I'm tired of both parties giving us shit to choose between. Gore is nuts, and Kerry was an idiot. But all three would pass that test. You don't see them drooling at the mouth screeching about conspiracy theories.

But the thing that pisses me off most about the Iraq war, other than the ignorant fucking conspiracy theorists, is that people rag on Bush and the Republicans to no end for going in, but if you look at the situation he pretty much had no choice. What was he going to do? Back down and let Saddam "win"? Radical Muslims would have assumed we had lost our balls and all of them would have started looking to build WMDs. He made the hard call he had to make. I just wish he would have run the war better so we could be out now.

That motherfucker looks like an old leather handbag

I am an electrician by trade not a metallurgist like yourself. The war was planned and as soon as the neocons took office they demanded all info on Iraq. This was the most pressing issue. Not anything to do with international realtions with like the rest of the world or the ecconomy or our country or infrastructure, etc. The WAR is what they wanted. Iraq was parcelled up into quadrants based on OIL asshole.
All you uneducated characters do not live in a world of facts and history and statistics and laws. Yours is a realm of might makes right. WE can do not wrong.
Fact is truth. Um, if an elite group of persons meets in secrecy to dedice issues of importance involving the masses this is called a CONSPIRACY you mindless right wing piece of lying delusional shit.
Please leave my country and the world alone.
Bush sucks Saudi cock, holding hands with em and kissin em. $$$$$$$$ and more $$$$$$ OIL $$$$$ OIL $$$$$$$$$$

Yeah and you lying trash deny that there is global warming but rather now call it CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahah LIARS
2 billions tons of CO2 from our trucks and cars alone. Mercury from coal, sulfur dioxide (Reagan - Republican dumbass like Dubya, called it Monoxide). OH and how about the methyl hydrates that might pop up under the frozen bottom of the cold seas? Methane is several times worse than CO2!!!!
You have not brought anything intelligent to thte table coward. Insulting me without facts is like talking to a child.
Man if you were my little brother I would have had to kick you ass a hundred times to knock sense into you.
My IQ is well above normal by the way. Yours is what...100?

#39. If you are such a proud American, why don't you get your fucking ass over to Iraq and off this message board. Fucking stupid, hillbilly cunt rag.

Well, I've served in the Iraq War. I can honestly say it makes my ears bleed to hear all of your crying and whining about poor poor you, your feelings on the war, and how bad you think the president is. By the tone of your messages, its obvious most of you have never been in the SHIT before. You think its sooo bad here in the US, but how many of you have ever even been outside the glory and protection of the very country you're spitting on with your inept rambling? You're blessed to be here and you don't even know it. Most of you have neither the courage, honor, nor intelligence to stand up for the rights you've been given so freely.
So just sit at home, suck on your momma's titty, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and take what's given to you.

P.S. #117? You need to get schooled. Dipshit.

Listen CAptain asswipe. Noone is spitting on our country but YOU GUYS. YOu are breaking the law of the land. I was in the army asshole. And noone is blessed to be here as this country has very little remaining for the poor and the middle class is under assault. The plan is to turn us back into a feudalistic society and this will happen once the shadow comes out into the light. Thank ENLIL/YAWEH for morons like you people with all you tough talk and ignorance. You really think that we are on the side of evil because we do not believe in wholesale slaughter of the innocent?
Hey microencephalus, what was the Vietnam war about?
DRUGS. Ask Poppa Bush and slick Willy with that Mena Airport smuggling of coke. YOu do remember all the couth American drugs wars, eh asshole???
REmember what happen to the senators and congressmen that spoke out against 911?????????
They got anthrax letters, tracable to the labs of the CIA in VA.
Of course you guys are too dumb to know any of this cuz all ya got are yer balls and mouths, no brains.
I could go on all day.
This country is in deep shit, economy is tanking. We are in massive debt. So go on and keep using those credit cards!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE are SOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo owned by the bankers now.
It sucks talking to you guys cuz ya cannot debate with any knowledge, jsut nasty rhetoric, all ya got.
Now go and get lost, go to Russia, ok?

I'm an Iraq vet too. Oh yeah, great country. Huge homeless population. Fucked up health care system. A President who pretty much tells his constituents to suck his dick. Exploding prices because of a centralized government (created by Linclon, a Republican, by the way) that held off on energy increases so that now we cannot afford the high prices. And yes, I have lived in a foreign country. Geuss what? It was sooo much better. I would still be there if it wasn't for a sick parent. Idiots like you make my day. "This is the greatest country in the WORLD". That's like saying "I have the greatest wife in the world" or the "greatest kids in the world". It's bragging with absolutely no facts to back it up. Fucking stupid nationalistic fascists.

Damn captain, what a man. Ears bleed cuz you aint hearin what you like? sissy, truth hurts I guess.
I do not want to think of any of this shit either. But I was endowed with a mind and a heart. I do not like to think that my way of life is dependent on enslaving others, but I guess your kind could give a fuck less.
WE have been at War fighting the bad guys everywhere this whole century, always against the will of the American people. Everyone but us is bad but us and England and Israel, huh????
Kill em all! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Peace is fer pussies!!!!
I am proud of my one legged son!!!!!!!

I did time on "The Rock", in the 2nd cav. So don't try to fucking school me on tough, cocksucker!

Captain Fuckface. The rest of us have a little something called free will. You might want to try it sometime.

Holy Crap! Y'all are angry today. Now, why don't y'all strip down to your underoos and jump in a lake and you'll feel so much better!

As for Keith, hell, I snort all kinds of stuff all day, no discriminatin against what goes into my holes!

We go to war for the same reason anyone has ever gone to war: To secure or protect resources and/or to secure or protect trade routes. This ideological battle, one way or the other, is a fucking smokescreen to keep the toolish masses (i.e. y'all) out of the process of making important decisions. Always has been (e.g. the crusades, WWII, etc.). Fluid, controlled circulation of capital per the interest of a hegemonic superstructure is why this war, the last war, and the next war were/will be started. "Terrorism" is a threat only in that it (peripherally) affects circulation viz. "consumer confidence" (btw, if the terrorists realized this, they would be 100x more effective in their target selection). Please people, let's pretend we're not the duped masses. That is so 20th century.

Oh, and 137, we're not particularly owned by the "bankers" (again, 20th century ideology). If you really want to get upset about something that's not a wacko conspiracy theory, do a little research (doesn't take much) and find out what would happen to government funding if China decided to boycott our debt auctions.

yes dear I am aware of this. They are the next great enemy. Even though we sell them every fucking thing they need to be stronger than us. Hence the evil of capitalism. And you completely incorrect. We are indeed owned by the bankers. Our founding fathers did not want a certalist national bank to start with. Ben Franklin did not want Jews here because of this. You should not assume becase I do not write 100 books here that I am not aware of something you are telling me nothing.

You sheep make me sick. If you are not educated enough to be aware that there are enormous conspiracies against the common man you are not doing your homework.
Gay4girls, please tell me what you know about Trilateral Commsion, Bilderbergers, CFC, Nafta, GAFF,etc.
um, skull and bones again, freemasons, illuminati
Ever hear of the infamous masters our dear beloved Rothschilds? They used to pit European nations against each other, finance the wars on loan, then charge enormous interest throwing countries into great debt. hahahahahahahaahhahahahaha they are partly responsible for our very own civil war.
There are indeed conspiracy FACTS.
Evolution is not a theory, but rather a fact!!! See all those fossils?
hahahaha Catholic church says these things were put there by SATAN to confuse us. hahahaha
OK I lose cuz there are not enough of me against the likes of all you.
cool, say goodbye to liberty.
There are no boogeymen in the dark. nah just bears and wolves and spiders and snakes...hope you get fat on incognizance.

Let's all rapture together and trust in the lord. He was murdered by the same people that CONSPIRED in 325 to make him a deity (conspiracy was to give the idiots (invading Germanics) something cool to believe in to get em off their backs and fronts and sides, from taking over). council of Nicea.
The world is a good place in the hands of Neocons backed by Cretins!!!!!!

Who care's I love the stones and Richards is a great guitarist. Lets end it there

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@137 Actually, my dear, I'm only too familiar with your popular conspiracy-genre, and yes I'm quite familiar with the literature, all the way from academic works on the origins and development of secret societies (from the Assassins on . . . really some fascinating stuff) all the way to the Behold a Pale Horse, Illuminati, et al (I even managed through Pat Robertson's New World Order), and may have even dabbled in the latest hollow earth/reptilian morpho/alien conspiracy blah blah blah. I'm familiar with your rhetoric, and I assure you, and in a way you are right, sort of the same way the Scientologists are to be wary of overmedicating the general population with pyschotropic drugs. And furthermore, you are not more pissed off at capitalism than I am. However, I'm convinced that the matter is far less mystical and less controlled than you lead on (I guess I'm closer to a Neo-Italianist Para-Marxist than most). Yes the absurd concentration of wealth does lend on to believe that "the power" is concentrated at the top. Especially when one looks at the game of currency exchange, controlled by quite literally a dozen or so key players, that can make-or-break so-called developing nations economies with a speculative trade or two. Freaky shit dude. But the playing field shifts so often, and so many of the old structures are being replaced at such an alarming rate, I tend to think a number of contributing factors lead to a fundamental antagonism at the top of your conspiracy chain (which I think goes WAY beyond "bankers" and especially "Jews" and get over the Catholics for crying out loud, we're not in the middle ages) lays a fundamental impossibility of engineering the kind of conspiracy you are alluding to (Skull and Bones etc. are fraternal make-believe jokes, a child's game that happens to include some mighty large players, but largely impotent in the global rhizome of capitalist consumption). See, the conspiracy theory base requires what we in the business call an "arborescent" constuction--you know, like a tree. It supposes a single structure with a root and branches from a centralized trunk (the reversal is the anthropomorphized "body politic" with a "head" of state and a "body" more-or-less consisting of the people, but it is essentially arborescent as well). This worked well for explaining things when we were still lodged in modernity. However, capital has adapted and it seems the aforementioned "rhizomatic" model currently allows us more explanatory power. I could go on about this, but the important thing about a rhizome is it has no centralized control mechanism, neither a single root-structure or a head (the internet is the classic example of a rhizome, really fun stuff) but rather a series of correlated structures working more or less with a common telos . . . but there is neither a single root, nor head, nor node which is critical to the whole structure, therefore no true centralized control, therefore no workable, far-reaching conspiracy.

Conspiracy theories are less of explanatory devices than they are a philosophical position of determinism . . . that it has been "internalized" to human determinants makes it somewhat unique but deterministic all the same. Personally, I took the subsumption of the Newtonian paradigm, Darwin's revelations, and the transversal of Cartesian dualism as the three-pillared death of determinism. I believe you are assigning control to things that cannot be controlled, though I hardly deny the plausibility of you and your kind's constructions (sort of says a lot about historicity in general, if you get my meaning). But seriously, fuck capitalism.

Wow, what a load of sanctimonious bullshit by a bunch of vexatious preachers. And find another outlet for the boiling energy of all your repressed homosexuality.
Seriously, no one cares what you think.

Thanks for the news (I laughed pretty hard for a couple minutes) but I didn't really need to see a close-up of Keith Richards. Dick from Big Brother kind of reminded me of him.

Yikes - leave this site for a week or two and the right wing wackos try to take overtake over.
What they been snorting ?
9-11 was an inside job - deal with it America.

(#149 - you just broke my 'crappo meter' )

ok. one too many take-overs in 152.
I think I'll blame the Chile.

#149 - In your spare time google "Urban Moving Systems"

Report back.

#149 gay4girls: I actually feel sorry for you. I don't know why you are trying to get intellectual validation in this manner, but don't. You do have an interesting take on Hardt and Negri's model put forth in Empire and continued in Multitude, but maybe you should read Deleuze and Guattari's A Thousand Plateaus to find out where they got it from. I think you will be taken aback to find out that even trees are rhizomes too, in a fashion. I imagine you are a second or third year graduate student, either in the humanities or the social sciences, and as such I want you to know that you show a good deal of promise. Your argument is fairly well articulated, for someone who is familiar with the discourse to which you are referring. but for everyone else it just seems like a bunch of pseudo-intellectual blowhard nonsense. You come off as a pompous prick, and I don't blame the negative response you've engendered. You are not going to be understood throwing out these neologisms and critical theory terms--I really don't know who you are trying to impress. I've been studying this blog for some time (it's for a book I'm working on) and I've seen some of your comments. You are funny when you consider your audience and the purpose of this site, and your "four-assed baboon" insult makes me giggle every time I think about it, but when you get on your theoretical high horse you come off as--I think your funny alter-ego would say--a "tool." Keep your theoretical discourse for your dissertation, but for your own good keep it out of here. If I'm correct at reading you, I can tell you are very insecure and feel a deep need for external validation. I think for you to be okay, you are going to have to address that at some point.

#152, gay4girls's argument is a Marxist one, you might be barking up the wrong tree calling it "right wing."

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Gay for girls...Um you are obviously parroting some crazy intellectual blabber you have studied. This analogy with "rhizomes" is telling in that you are applying arcane dialect to impress me with you transcendent knowledge.
I have no interest thatnk you very much in reading any of that kind of perspective. Too abstract and therefore inexact for my liking. I am discussng FACTS here, not fictions sweety.
NOONE here has done anything to offer opposition to the truths I have presented, that we are indeed controlled by a limited body of men. If you have studied world history whatsoever you would know that the working class has been duped from the time of city states into believing in a superior class of beings, endowed with the spirit of the godhead.
ONCE MORE I want anyone here to deny that the :
1 Trilateral commision offers there choice of presidential candidates and together with the Bilderbergers meet IN SECRECY to govern the fate of the masses
2 Tell me about the treaties of NAFTA and GAFF. I offer that any nation that does not abide by international free (much like all NEOCON speak the meaning is the inversion) trade even in such preactices prove deleterious to that nation, they will be penalized.
3 There are innumerable secret societies that exist even though it is easy for someone like you to say that they don't exist or have no real purpose. If so tell me all you about them. You really can't because the members cannot talk about their agendas because they are SECRET...a conspiracy.
3a I again offer the Freemasons that we all know have been here since the start and many great men in history have been members of. I am not implying that these people are engaged in virgin sacrifice or praying to Sauron or anything absurd, but they do meet and do things in secrecy. The French Revolution was carried out largely by Freemasons. No good came from this for the common man.
When people meet in secrecy and plan things that affect the masses I do not think that this is in the interests of the common folk. Nothing is in the interest of the common folk. Essentially the ordinary individual is offered religion and totem to rally behind. Poverty. War and murder. Deny to me that wars fought under false pretention are not conspiratorial in nature.
Iraq war - where are the WMD? Where?
Gulf of Tonkin led to the Vietnam war.
Germans told us that the lovely English ship full of passengers was carry ordinance and munitions. It was and it got us in WW2 even though the American people did not want to be involved.
And on and on and on...
Why not argue with coherent facts rather than artistic neologistic ramblings against known facts? ( oh that's all you have, I see)

and juzt vote for Hilary...for Godz zake and ourz...

Peace

I pretty much have to agree with 155's assessment of my "thoughts." As for 157, you are a doosh of the highest order. Assuming even that your "facts" are indeed accurate (which many of them may very well be), they are not what I am calling into question here. People say that "appearances deceive." I disagree. Appearances never deceive: reality presents itself only as truth. It is interpretations that can get iffy, as yours have. Do not attack me on points you do not understand, if you choose to ignore my perspective, fine, but that negates the validity of your counterargument if you, by your own admission, don't know or care what I'm talking about. The fact that I question the "abstract" model of thought you utilize in your discourse, question its logic and propose an alternative, does not make my discourse more abstract than yours. Just because you don't see the abstract model you're utilizing doesn't mean you aren't using it. In fact, I challenge any and all to demonstrate any kind of comprehension of what I said (155 aside--and btw I have read D&G, though your objections are duly noted). Likely, you don't even know what I'm for or against. Why argue with an unread book? Go fuck yourself silly, have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up.

P.S. Astounding grasp of the English language.

#160 you didn't report your findings from the "Urban Moving Systems' google. You seem to be lost in obscure models. Or is it denial ?
And, in other news :

"Operation Soaring Eagle" okayed by the president, which unfortunately involves "killing us all".

Hey wait a sec. The Simpsons know 9-11 was an Inside Job ! Way to go Homey. !

(Ummm ...Not that I downloaded the show...)

(Tom Hanks will never get lunch in that town again !) Cowabunga !!!

Keif 's the man that the phrase 'party like a rock star' was invented for

........and by the way did everyone get their dissertations in?

I am an electrician I do not type very well dear I work hard and not clerically. My grammer is fine and you still have not ansered a direct question. I am not interested in any of your abstract models.
You say appearences never decieve. Perhaps a reflection offers an inverted image? Does not fog obscure the night? Snow blindness. Muellareian mimicry, chamoflage, one fish has an appendage that fishes for fish, a lady looks sweet but is malicious, a clear sky leads to a rainstorm, a smile of contempt uninterpreted, plastic boobies well crafted, a light switch that shocks, a drink provided by a nice guy that leads to date rape, a meadow the lead bird flies the flock through, through the guns of death, through but more work remains, what remains is not enough after all...all have decieved.
And you...you decieve with your high tech dialouge.
Your train of thought is powered by a seeming maglev off the track of the arguement.
Your opinion negates my evidence by the baffles of it's bullshit!

EWWWWW.....................disgusting

# 135
Awesome post.... I especially like the last line;
"So just sit at home, suck on your momma's titty, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and take what's given to you."

The Captain sounds like the type of man that would kick your teeth down your throat just to see how many of them you could spit back out.

haha I bet he couldn't kick MY teeth out. We should just build bast gladiator stadiums and let violent types fight each other to the death rather than allowing them to hide behind martial arts training, bodybuilding, giant tanks and fighter planes. They should try being on the recieving end of unfair fights. Aint nuthin noble or honorable about slaughtering the innocent and weak. Well not everyone has a sense of honor.
Well, peel the scabs off your asses and go to work you vile disgusting non evolving Neocon tools. Heil Hitler.

General wrap-up:

1. "Doosh" is the sound made when one slaps his/her own forehead. I actually don't think you're a vaginal cleanser.

2. I understand your aversion to my appearances argument, however, I maintain that with careful observation a nicely crafted fake boob appears exactly as a nicely crafted fake boob. Our expectations and preconceived notions may lead us to assume it is a real boob, but it APPEARS exactly as what it is.

3. A survey of news items regarding "Urban Moving Systems," with which, by the way, I was already familiar, if anything supports my rhizome model. I guess I don't know precisely what you're getting at here . . . no new info.

4. I am not right wing. In fact, I believe I've got a brief bio under that website that calls out liberal nut job professors (which is equally misleading, I am not particularly "liberal" in political orientation either, nor am I a full professor) and I was and always will be extremely critical of the current administration. Nor do I deny that incidents are routinely "covered up" and that society is not imbued with a series of interconnected yet discrete "mini-conspiracies" that are in the best interests of the executing party. Further, I do not deny that we are routinely misled by various and discrete powers. However, I don't think there is a single grand conspiracy at the bottom (or top depending on how you look at it). That they do in fact have what appears to be a singular effect is a result of the way that we make things meaningful by connecting them with plausible stories, i.e. conspiracy theories. I am merely proposing that we revise our conspiracy theories to what I consider to be a more workable model. Perhaps if we can increase our understanding of the mechanisms behind them, we could potentially be less duped by them. No?

My argument, in layman's terms, is simply that our attempts to impose a narrative meaning on a number of discrete events in prone to problems of interpretations, mainly stemming from our own preconceived and largely unconscious "abstract" thought models we use, and that the abstract thought models we unconsciously use are actually a more effective mechanism of control than the greatest "cover up" of shady political/juridical/business dealings.

I understand that I did not do a good job in conveying this idea, and that most likely nobody gives a shit. You are an electrician, and I have no problem with your typing skills if you were not attacking me. I am a critical theorist, and in spite of my heavy intellectual training sometimes I can be a belligerent defense asshole and the position I posted from started about sixty or seventy pages into an argument, then I had the audacity to accuse people of not understanding it, as if it was your fault for my being obscure. I assure you, it is a part of a fairly well-reasoned argument, but does not, admittedly, stand on its own in this context. I apologize sincerely to any and all that I may have offended and/or misled, and especially to anyone who actually read any of my posts. I am em-bare-assed and I should be. Again, sorry. It will never happen again.

#168
I bet my little sister could kick YOUR teeth in.
You sound like a limp noodle and a Hitler fucker.

Um I would not advise anyone to try putting their hands on me. Being a demented lesbian does not give you the right to threaten me. I mean even if you are female, if you laid a hand on me I would defend myself.
Not a good wasy to end a debate.
Hey ever hear of the New World Order? I would imagine that the VAST majority of the earth's inhabitants do not get to vote on this one thereby confirming that an action taken by a small coterie of individuals affecting the uninformed masses is a CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
I am not trying offend anyone. Just wait until all the OIL runs out! We are at peak oil right now. Marshall law may be declared and then FEMA will appropiate the labor in 10 megastates and the unfortunate masses will perform labor at whatever rate of pay the elites dictate.
Hey you needn't believe any of this. I do not want to myself. But alas, life is harsh. And guess what? Too late to do anything about it for the common man that lives in the cities or the suburbs on the electrical grid.

Please don't confuse 4gaygirls with gay4girls. The former is not me.

@171 Precisely why the old model leaves us hopeless and "determined." This is precisely what I'm trying to avoid, and in my opinion successfully have.

@171
"laid a hand on me ".... Isn't that an old Bon Jovi song?

google 666 and you will find out about the New World Order

are you afraid ...honey?

see 149

#161
I think you summed it up well.
The figurative and the literate. The rain and the sun.
Cartoons and reality. Deoderant and BO.
Some things just seem to roll together...
And 'De Nile' ain't just a river in Egypt.

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who will follow? dumb dickbrainz...haz no knowledge of thiz....
too buzy jacking off...to get info....anti--will perform miraclez and
make boltz of lightning come down from Heaven and even raize the
dead off of the street...thoze who follow R doomed...thiz will lazt
for 5 monthz...no water or food. ...better ztock up now...and hide
all who don't follow will B delivered up to him...don't zpeak, juzt
let the Holy Zpirit zpeak thru U..which will B in every language
after thiz...Jezuz returnz to claim Heaven on Earth...Amen♥

I gotta hand it to ol' Keith, he doesn't look much different than he has he for the last fifteen years. What the fuck is this guy? Alive, dead, a melding of both? It's time for Mr. Richards to be euthanised , then dissected. We need to pay particular attention to his brain. It has to be special. I mean, the man has lived through some serious abuse. Why is he still alive? Why does anyone fucking care?

Also, Why are you people trying to out smart each other on this post? That's some weak shit. Don't you all realize, that you're all the best? The best at everything there ever was? I'm impressed. You impress me!