Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard are serious
Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard have been getting it on recently, and apparently they've gotten serious enough that Dax has basically moved into Kate's house. Page Six reports:
"Dax is basically living at her house right now," said our source. While the rest of her family is "a little annoyed," according to our tipster, "Chris is thrilled because now he can have [their 3-year-old son] Ryder whenever he wants ... Kate gets a little more distracted when new men come into her life." Hudson's rep, Brad Cafarelli, told us, "None of what you're speculating here is accurate."
Did you catch that last line? Kate Hudson's rep basically says everything Page Six just reported is completely inaccurate. But instead of tossing the story, Page Six just puts it up anyway, along with the quote telling them how inaccurate they are. This is some incredible journalism we're dealing with here. It takes some award-winning reporting to know a story is false, report it, and in that same story report that you knew it was false but still reported it. And me writing about them reporting about themselves falsely reporting? Oh, man. I'm so confused, but somebody's gonna win a Pulitzer for this.
Reader Comments
1. whut - August 13, 2007 12:42 PM
lulz first.
2. Texas Tranny - August 13, 2007 12:43 PM
Boring.
3. Michelle Double D - August 13, 2007 12:45 PM
ok. great.
but who is he ??
4. Tim - August 13, 2007 12:45 PM
In your excitement you forgot to add that she was "spotted in a bikini." Don't you have a macro for that by now?
5. LadyJane - August 13, 2007 12:46 PM
I'm going to smoke some hash now.
6. Jumondo - August 13, 2007 12:47 PM
Geez and I thought I had a chance at that tap.
7. Crap Tonight - August 13, 2007 12:49 PM
Thats quite the Johnson hes got there
8. Lexoka - August 13, 2007 12:50 PM
Well, Kate Hudson's rep might also be lying. Anyway, she's cute and has a nice ass.
9. ssdd - August 13, 2007 12:51 PM
Screw Kate Hudson.... and her hippy mother Goldie Hawn...
Hollywoods very own dumb and dumber
10. Guy - August 13, 2007 12:53 PM
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Oh sorry, I must have fallen asleep on my keyboard...
11. soz - August 13, 2007 12:54 PM
Is anyone else disturbed by the statement "Chris is thrilled because now he can have [their 3-year-old son] Ryder whenever he wants"
12. p0nk - August 13, 2007 12:56 PM
Dax Shepard is the new Dirk Diggler.
13. krazihottkelli - August 13, 2007 12:57 PM
Anybody like to watchz me jack my ownz dickz off with my zhit?
14. PrettyBaby - August 13, 2007 12:59 PM
I think her ass is flat.
15. Texas Tranny - August 13, 2007 12:59 PM
@12........LOL at the "Boggie Nights"
16. wedgeone - August 13, 2007 12:59 PM
@11 - that's why the kid's name is "Ryder".
17. Texas Tranny - August 13, 2007 1:00 PM
@14.......Yes, looks like a cardboard box.
18. PrettyBaby - August 13, 2007 1:02 PM
Yes it does....
19. Jillblondie - August 13, 2007 1:02 PM
LOL - "nice Johnson" Good one, Crap!
20. UNCLE NED - August 13, 2007 1:05 PM
She's a flat-chested no-talent - I don't get it?
And #7 - oh, very good!
21. Pixie Pearl - August 13, 2007 1:12 PM
I don't know who writes this blog... but i've decided you should seriously marry me.I've been reading for almost 6 months now and I fucking adore your wit.
22. alex - August 13, 2007 1:17 PM
#21 - I'm hoping that was sarcasm.
23. Bite Me! - August 13, 2007 1:22 PM
@21 I am the one that writes this blog!!
24. woodhorse - August 13, 2007 1:27 PM
I don't think the headband is working for him. And the way he is smooshing up her back fat is disgusting - he's not very considerate (we have paps to think of here)- and, oh yeah, who is he? Was he somebody's next door neighbor?
25. ali - August 13, 2007 1:30 PM
well whatevers going on, its fucking cute. shes adorable. and i always get him mixed up with zach braff. they'd make a cuter couple.
26. flavio - August 13, 2007 1:45 PM
as long as we all get to see more pictures of her gorgeous ass, we're all winners...
27. lambman - August 13, 2007 1:55 PM
Worst taste in men EVER
From Chris *singer of a band nobody's heard of* to Owen "Butterscotch Cowboy" Wilson to this "Punked" reject?
wow
28. Sugar Tits - August 13, 2007 1:59 PM
And who the fuck are these people?
Until someone can give me credible reason's why I should give this happy couple the gift of a rat's ass, I will continue to masturbate to the Carmen Electra pics.
29. Hmm - August 13, 2007 2:16 PM
Kate Hudson is so gorgeous, I don't understand the losers she ends up with
30. lol - August 13, 2007 2:19 PM
this is actually the funniest commentary thats been put up in many many months!
31. Feminem - August 13, 2007 3:03 PM
Kate's rep denies a lot. Like how she denied Kate and Wison were dating. Then not too long ago when she (along with Kate ) said Kate and Dax are just friends.
32. wedgeone - August 13, 2007 3:28 PM
#10 - nice one. LOL.
#30 - agreed. Fish actually ranted on a completely different line this time. Caught me off guard, that's for sure.
No one care about this ketchup hating whore. At least, I think that it was her who ranted on Americans because they put ketchup on their food. Maybe it was Kate Moss. I don't know anymore.
33. wedgeone - August 13, 2007 3:36 PM
"cares"
34. Kay - August 13, 2007 3:56 PM
Has anyone considered that Dax is living in her house because he is unemployed. Starring alongside Jessica Simpson in music videos and movies doesn't pay like it used to, huh Dax?
35. TremendouslyDisturbed - August 13, 2007 4:02 PM
Kelli, I would love to watch you masturbate your own feces! Y'know shake the corn and peanuts around a bit and lick 'em off with your sweet (pierced?) young tongue.! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
36. political forum - August 13, 2007 6:28 PM
Well they do look pretty intimate in that photo, for what it's worth. Maybe the publisher just wants to keep their relationship private for now.
tom
37. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:18 PM
#31
you're an ugly piece of shit.
38. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:19 PM
#31
you're an ugly piece of shit.
39. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:19 PM
#31
you're an ugly piece of shit.
40. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:22 PM
Oops I meant #21 Pixie Pearl. You're the ugly piece of shit.
41. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:24 PM
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42. Faggot - August 13, 2007 7:25 PM
#1 BULLY
I'M the new bully in town! step aside krazi little kelli
43. ToTellTheTruth - August 13, 2007 9:29 PM
Flat nasty pale assed bitch..
44. douglas - August 13, 2007 9:47 PM
Sadly enough Dax is an upgrade for that deadbeat from the counting crows. A step in the right direction for the queen of the itty bitty titty committy
45. FACE - August 14, 2007 7:25 AM
I would absolutely crush the white ass with some hard black meat.
46. LouLou - August 14, 2007 11:45 AM
#44.........ummm, it's The Black Crows, not Counting Crows. They had one good song, that "Light Your Candle" something or other thing. I only know this and remember this because I'm so old.
Anyway, who really cares? Kate Hudson was so brilliant in Almost Famous but imho she never lived up to expectations after that. I do understand that having Goldie Hawn, perpetual 20-something and once upon a time sex bomb it girl, is a tall order to live up to. How do you compete with a mom like that?
47. Beth - August 15, 2007 8:55 AM
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Why should her family be annoyed? Goldie's been shacking up for years!
48. Dan Rather - August 16, 2007 6:34 PM
Now that's what I call reporting!