Aug 27 2007Jessica Simpson’s face actually looks human
Now here's some groundbreaking news: Jessica Simpson appears to be an attractive female again. It’s nice to she’s escaped the over-tanned, Lips Manliss-from-Dick-Tracy look she had going on. Or maybe it was John Mayer that deformed her. If there’s one person that could radiate ugly, it’s that guy. Cameron Diaz should be looking like Abe Vigoda with a Gucci bag any day now.

Reader Comments
1. yoda - August 27, 2007 1:24 PM
nice
2. pointandlaugh - August 27, 2007 1:24 PM
WOOOOOO!
3. yoda - August 27, 2007 1:25 PM
first!
4. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 27, 2007 1:27 PM
she looks like a good fuck
5. yoda - August 27, 2007 1:28 PM
still a midget..
short legged slut
6. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:29 PM
are you kidding me?
i'm starting to not relate with you anymore Superficial.
...as if I ever did.
7. *** - August 27, 2007 1:30 PM
i like those pants
8. Texas Tranny - August 27, 2007 1:31 PM
Hey Faggot, shouldn't you looking at Kid Rock's ass?
9. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:31 PM
please post some of the videos from TMZ so we can discuss those
like jack nocholson, he looks drugged and thin.
10. bonzo420 - August 27, 2007 1:32 PM
FIST!
420
http://www.theagitator.com/archives/028063.php
11. Bite Me! - August 27, 2007 1:32 PM
This is better than Kid Rocks ass any day.
@7 I would like the pants better if she would take them off
12. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:33 PM
that's the only post i didn't click on, cause i could give two shits about his Baw wita baw da band da band britney britney britney said the boogie said upchuck the boogie
13. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:34 PM
bang da bang*
14. pointandlaugh - August 27, 2007 1:34 PM
do her boobs look smaller? I hope they aren't shrinking. That would be a tragedy.
I would give anything to motorboat those. mmmmmm
15. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:35 PM
now THAT'S probably funnier than Superfish
16. Texas Tranny - August 27, 2007 1:35 PM
LOL
17. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:35 PM
talking about my baw wita baw^
18. Faggot - August 27, 2007 1:36 PM
fuck brad pitt and his giant chapped lips!
19. AmeriCanadian - August 27, 2007 1:37 PM
Meh. Not interested...nice beak on her lol I thought she got a nose job or was that just her sister?
20. my comment - August 27, 2007 1:38 PM
She's hiding something under that sweater... a baby bump?
And wasn't she photographed sucking in her stomach in a recent superfish posting...?
21. lambman - August 27, 2007 1:44 PM
she still looks like Ricky Martin in drag to me
22. Kam - August 27, 2007 1:50 PM
She looks same as ever - pretty attractive girl and she has gone easy on the fake tan which is good news.
23. Ascil - August 27, 2007 1:50 PM
Big boobs, big jaw, short with a crying face when she sings.. cause whenever she sings, it feels like she's struggling in the toilet poo. But when she's quiet, she looks sweet and nice....
24. Mike - August 27, 2007 1:50 PM
#11 Hey Bite Me. How's it going? Have heard from you or Frist in a while. Have received e-mails from you two quite a while.
25. UNCLE NED - August 27, 2007 1:57 PM
She's nothing without that rack of hers...and she's aging every minute...tick...tick...tick...
26. Lil Princess - August 27, 2007 1:59 PM
i think she looks pretty good. much better than in recent weeks. good job jess...
27. hard lesson - August 27, 2007 2:00 PM
Hmmm, finally something nice for the lunch break - total eye candy! I bet these boobs could keep a drowning submarine afloat...
28. RichPort - August 27, 2007 2:08 PM
Her fame is at 14 minutes and 23 seconds...
29. bob - August 27, 2007 2:15 PM
I thought she broke her nose?
30. YouRang - August 27, 2007 2:18 PM
That stupid bitch does look pretty good here. Is she hiding a thick ass and thighs with that sweater though?
31. smarmy - August 27, 2007 2:23 PM
Abe Vigoda! that's fucking funny. Half the dolts on this site don't know who that is! I'd type more but Jessica Alba is ready to speak into the bone-a-phone and don't want her to miss a syllable. It's so cute how she talks with her mouth full.
32. woof - August 27, 2007 2:26 PM
Man it's all about the dogs today...
33. Danklin24 - August 27, 2007 2:31 PM
Uh, nope, still not hot.
34. BlohansDeviatedSetputm - August 27, 2007 2:32 PM
Who?
next.
35. bob - August 27, 2007 2:42 PM
did she get a facelift? her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead.
36. Tits McGee - August 27, 2007 2:45 PM
she finally took some of that goddamned makeup off.
jesus.
37. Chauncey Gardner - August 27, 2007 2:59 PM
You know, I never used to think this ginch was hot, but lately, all I want to do is blast off in her mouth and watch it come out her new nose.
38. blah - August 27, 2007 3:05 PM
SHE HAS A FACE!!! I coudn't get past her boobs... oh god she looks like a female version of her Father ......
39. Texas Tranny - August 27, 2007 3:12 PM
Did anyone notice that she's wearing my necklace?
40. Nat - August 27, 2007 3:14 PM
She looks better...
Why does she keep covering her stomach in her latest pictures?
Preggers?
eew.
41. wooohah.com - August 27, 2007 3:26 PM
True Jessica is not as good lookin as she used to be. Maybe because we realize that her dumb act on TV was not really an act. But this is better than looking at Kid Rock's ass. Save the man-ass stuff for Perez!
http://www.wooohah.com
When celebrity goes ghetto. So Raw it hurts.
42. stuperstar - August 27, 2007 3:31 PM
Did she get a nose job? Wasn't there something a while back about her breaking her nose on set?
43. LL - August 27, 2007 3:36 PM
TT: yeah, I noticed the necklace. She stopped wearing the "Jessica" one because she's finally memorized her name.
Yeah, she looks better here, more like a human and less like a monkey. Amazing what close-to-human skin color can do for a person. She's still got no talent, but at least she's not frightening to look at anymore.
44. FACE - August 27, 2007 3:55 PM
To post number 4, I know she is. The best peice of white ass in Hollywood - hands down. I introduced her to Mr Johnson while working security for her 3 years ago and it was SWEET!
45. J B Stoner - August 27, 2007 4:06 PM
Thats one greasy jungle bunny with that cracker.
46. tony - August 27, 2007 4:15 PM
I never found her attractive but damn she looks good like this.
47. Sushi - August 27, 2007 6:41 PM
She has been hiding her stomach a lot lately. I wonder why?
48. Jessie - August 28, 2007 12:10 AM
TT- Do you make those necklaces? I am a Texas girl & must have one.
49. criss - August 28, 2007 1:23 AM
Jessica Simpson Pics
50. jacob - August 28, 2007 1:43 AM
fuck that ..she just looks like the 'Wheel of Fortune broad
51. Nubby - August 28, 2007 2:33 AM
Very nice...I love that non american look...not to much makeup...just natural beauty!!!
52. celebrity.web.net - August 28, 2007 2:53 AM
are you kidding me?
yes
..real natural
53. MJ - August 28, 2007 4:49 AM
err nope.. still a chipmunk to me
54. Frick! - August 28, 2007 9:50 AM
I always thought she looked prettier when she did the natural look. For some reason makeup seems to bring out her "manly" features, and then she looks more like what you would call a "handsome woman." Anyways, I think she used to be a natural beauty; but now she's had waaay too much cosmetic work done; and I don't understand why, considering she's still young and was beautiful! I guess nobody is fricken happy with what they are born with!
55. drdanny - August 28, 2007 10:58 AM
She's never been seriously unattractive, that is, she's always had the basic raw materials at hand to look really good with very little effort. The problem appears to be that she's too stupid to recognize when she's adopted the wrong look. When she tries too hard, she looks awful. Jeans and a ripped T, that's her best look.
56. jj - August 28, 2007 11:23 AM
I was thinking the same thing. This is the second or 3rd set of pics that have her hiding her tummy. Could she be PG? Accidents happen and my guess is that she doesnt come from a family that would approve of "taking care" of any surprises
57. chimpy - August 28, 2007 11:25 AM
I'd suck her massive tits.
58. Nipplover - August 29, 2007 1:35 AM
Jessica should really wear a bra. Check out this nipple slip!!!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/graphics/breast.jpg
59. barfly - September 2, 2007 10:56 PM
she always looked human to me--never feminine though, I'm still 100% convinced that Jessica Simpson is a man.
60. Maya Brenner - September 3, 2007 5:35 PM
The Texas necklace is by Maya Brenner Designs.
Here is the link:
http://www.mayabrenner.com/html/neck_NT.html