Aug 17 2007Jessica Simpson breaks her nose

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she's a douche. who gives a fuck?

When you fall over, you generally don't try to break the fall with your face...wouldn't you put your arms down first?

I think it's pronounced duece.

was her nose f-ed up to begin with?

As long as she didn't break her tits she'll be okay.

i personally favor bag 'o douche. say it really fast and it sounds fancy.

i'm also surprised that she didn't bounce right back up once her tits hit the ground. you know? like one of those clowns that you punch???

She better get her nose fixed. It's essential that your nose works when your giving blowjobs.

yeah, you'd think her giant cans would break the fall.

from her statement, it doesn't sound like she hit herself with the gun. get the story straight.

See Ashlee (god that spelling still annoys me) had a nosejob because her nose was f'ed up, and she looks better now.

Jessica's problem isn't her nose, I don't know what it is....but its not her nose

Is that the way you do it TT?

Why would you guys say Jessica has problems? I am the one with problems, can't figure out how I can receive blow jobs via my computer. Or how I can fuck somebody via the computer.

Normally I just thumb my assholes instead.

lambman- it's her giant horse jaw. She looks just like her dad would in drag.

She needs a "face job" if anything. Sure, her body is grate but she looks l ike a retarded younger version of Anna Nicole.

#15, if you are trying to be me, I only have one asshole, I don't have assholes.

Actually I have two assholes.
One for my big ass in the back and another for my little ass in the front.

I agree!!!! an excuse to get a nose job!

@13, you bet, you've got to have a good breathing technique.

What the fuck is up with this post. Just a bitch there doing nothing. Can't we get some of her nude or something? Get some more pictures of a girl in a bikini or something, not this fully clothed chick.

Ah, there's nothing sexier than shoulder blades that protrude 4" from your back. Skeletal is SO in!

No worries. i'm sure the last one is still under warrenty.

TT ~ i agree on that.

Jessica may or may not have really broke her nose... who knows?.. Either way if it was for a nose job she would have done the nose job anyways....... but yeah normally one would break the fall ................ I think Jessica is an alright girl....she's had her dumb moments .. and whatever happened with her and Nick I dunno... but at LEAST she is not out doing like Brit, Paris or Blohan ... with that being said doesn't she deserve some credit?........uh huh ...

Haha starving to death petting a mailbox you thought was a dog. Top form, Superfish.

You people are idiots.

Chick is smokin' hot.

I'll bet 90% of you still live with your moms.

No way this story makes sense. Those big ass titties would have cushioned her fall. Im guessing someone stone cold punched her the fuck out. I know Id like to,m but I dont hit women, I just choke the shit of them.

#27, I live with a mom, does that count?

Sounds like that'll be a dilly of a pickle of a moive.

Well, I have to say, this is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever read. How do you fall to the ground without putting your arms out? Were her hands superglued to the gun? And she didn't turn her head to the side or anything -- just fell right on her face.

This woman is as dumb as a box of rocks.

Oh, and Mike, trust me -- I've read your posts on other threads. You have multiple assholes. Kinda like multiple personalities.

#17 -- Tim -- I wouldn't be calling anyone retarded if you're going to say that her body is "grate." The word is spelled "great" you moron.

#16
I don't think her ass-chin helps any either. Too bad she didn't break that. She's one chin-zit away from john travolta

A man runs into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Give me ten shots of your best whisky." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the bartender serves them. The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?" "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Seventy cents."

Doesn't anyone find the humor that she's in a movie called "Major Movie Star"???

Please tell me the credits will list her as: Bimbo in bar #2
or something like that!

What I want to know is who was dumb enough to give Jess a gun, even if it was a movie prop? With all the words of wisdom that came from her mouth during her reality show, did anyone doubt she would find a way to hurt herself with it????? Jess may well be a lifetime short school bus rider, but it doesn't sound like the other people on the film were on loan from NASA either.

Fell on her face....why am I not surprised...probably while running like a girl.

Not for nothin' but I like her nose, bump and all. It has character. Unlike mine, non existent. I just have two holes and a little umbrella on my face.

Furthermore, there is only one thing Jessica should be allowed to put above her head:

Her ankles

Then, she couldn't run.

at least her eyes were protected by the safety goggles issued during the stunt.

oh. her "glasses". ok then.

truly, this is the land of ridiculously large sunglasses. (see Suvino, Simpson, Ritchie, etc. postings).

what the fuck. please pass the fad.

I agree. Sounds like an excuse to go under the knife. She's a sex symbol (for reasons I don't understand) but that never helped a woman be satisfied with her looks. You just KNOW she's always hated her nose. Whatever, she wants a nose job more power to her, I guess.

No sir.... Not today..... I'm not buying it.
Her nose doesn't look that swollen to me.
This is a nose job excuse or just a publicity stunt.

That's great. She might get a new nose but too job she can't get some new acting ability as well. Word is this movie is absolutely terrible. This is the synopsis:

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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So raw it hurts.

I'd like to be shocked that someone who has an IQ almost equivalent to my dead goldfish would also be clumsy, but I just can't somehow.

i wish i could have been the one to break her nose.

Why hasn't she gotten naked yet? That is the only thing that could be remotely interesting about her.

I think we all thought the same thing at once - definite nose job.

I give Nick credit for dumping her. At the time I thought he was nuts, but time has proven him oh-so-right. His star ascended while hers fell quick.

#15 You the Man.

Top pic looks like Jennifer Aniston.

AND #42 - if you're right, we've all seen that movie already. It was called Private Benjamin...

she probably tripped over the dildo that fell out of her pocket

What a lame excuse for a nose job. Well even without that bump on her nose she will still be ugly. She needs at least 5 surgeries on her face to make her look somewhat attractive.

42 Yeti-- The site's good-- when are you accepting comments?
Fuck Curtis, marble mouth Kelli looking foo.

Watch out for #42 and his virus-link.

#25, She's just too STUPID to carry on like the other 4 train wrecks, not saying there smart, on the contrary, Paris is a functioning mentally retarded person, Britney should and soon will be certifiable, Lohans on the downward spiral to hell, Nicole seems like she'll make it due to her smarts in finding and knowing how to KEEP a guy that cares about her well being and seems to worship her! But JESSICA I think has an eraser head brain. She's as dumb as it gets, she fits into that catagory of SERIOUSLY dumb, hot chicks that you just can't take after a while no matter how good they look.

The guy (or girl) who writes the commentary on these posts, fucking rules. I cant stop laughing long enough to write anything funny. Right on man.

"Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming her new movie Major Movie Star when she fell over and hit her face."

Why does that somehow feel right?

Dumb bitch...

waaaahhaaaaa, where's the bloody (nose) photo, I want to revel in her pain, and laugh hysterically at her uncoordinated stupidity. it was probably the karma police anyhow, "MAJOR MOVIE STAR" that is really mournful.

#54...speaking of eraserhead brains...

As the great Alfred E. Neumann once said... "There's only one way to fall face down."

she saw what it did for Ashlee and now she wants it done too but she once siad that she liked her nose and the bump was a family trait that she would never change...

you know what!!! I am so not a fan of this girl, but anyone who can make fun of another for breaking their nose should feel really shitty about themselves. I hope you all grow a heart and have a little sympathy for others when things like this happens. Who knows, it may happen to you some day. I just hope you get sympathized if it shoud ever happen.

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How'd she feel any pain? The bimbo is dead from the neck up.

"This just sounds like an excuse to get a nose job with no questions asked"

Hahahaha. Exactly. You saved me some time because instead of typing that out I just pasted it. I agree.
Since her sister got one I couldn't help but notice how disgusting Jessica's was. I guess her sisters nose was distracting us the whole time when actually Jessica's is not far off

Like I said...I WILL marry you. You're humor fucking kills me.

Her and her sister are competing for "Newest Nose". Sad.

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I totally call this out as BS. My guess is that she's envious of all the positive press her little sister has received ever since Ashely had her nose done, and how everyone is saying that Ashley is the "prettier" sis now; I imagine Jessica can't stand the thought of that... considering it was always Ashley in Jessica's perfect shadow. I say its a BS story to cover up the fact that Jess is getting a nob job;hehe.

an excuse to get a nose job... i always knew, itll be hard for her to keep a man, base on her past reality show with nick lazy what ever his name is...

wait a minute since when amy whinehouse dyed her hair?

total bullshit. all of a sudden jessica is gonna appear with a little pixie nose and be like " it hurt. doctor fixed it. it better now!" she has aready had a nose job but she left the bump so it would look natural. she's gotten her eyes and lips done and botox too so why the fuck not? shave the nose down, i don't care.

#62 byeh - what a bunch of shit - she broke her nose, that's CLASSIC CHAMPAGNE COMEDY!! She fell, on her face, c'mon that's FUUNNNEEEE!!!!

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I'd like to break her nose...on my pelvis.

I once was bucked off my horse, and I fell on my face in a bunch of prickly pear cactus. It really hurt and it took six months to get all the sticker out of my ass. My face also hurt for six months. I had to go to the hospital, and I was all bloody. If she really broke her nose, they would have taken her to the hospital and called in a plastic surgeon to set it. This is just her pre-nose job excuse. She just can deal with the fact that her little ugly duckling sister has turned into the swan and not her. What a phony baloney.

Running with a gun OVER her head? Over?!? WTF. Are we sure she wasn't filming for Forest Gump II?

She did have a hooky sort of nose I think this is just an excuse for a "new" straight nose.

She is beautiful - and not disgusting like Lohan or Spears. At least she acts like a lady in publc and isnt high all the time. I would make sweet love to her all night.

Of course its an excuse for a nose job - remember Barry Manilow - he claimed to be sleepwalking one night and walked into a door ( hence the new nose)
It amazes me how these celebrities think that the public is so stupid as to buy their lame excuses for plastic surgery.
Maybe Jessica thinks a new nose with spark her career- maybe it will actually help her sing - cause God only knows she can't sing with the nose she has now! lol! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Cover to get a nose job. It ain't the nose that's the problem, sweetie. It's your daddy.......ewwwww

WHAT A JOKE!