Aug 24 2007

Jessica Alba has a decent body...I guess

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I took a survey of the leading causes that make grown men cry, and Jessica Alba's ass came in at number one, right above a lemon being squeezed into your eye. I don't even know why anymore. I mean she's hot, but she's not that hot. For some reason the idea of Jessica Alba has become infinitely hotter than Jessica Alba herself. She's like a legend now, and tales of her hotness have surpassed her actual hotness. When they talk about her in the future it won't even be her anymore. It'll be tales of a creature so beautiful you have to whisper her name, and every time somebody says it the entire room will go "Oooh" and "Ahhh."



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FRIST!!! She's hot, too!!

Woo?

nice spelling of first... why are folks so obsessed with being the first comment?

Well.. there those jeans don't do much for the ass, but she is gorgeous, no doubt.

I'm sorry, but I find both Jessica Biel and Jenny McCarthy to be MUCH sexier than Jessica Alba. Not to mention the former seem to be much more normal than the later.

JMHO

she's really not that hot.puffy ass

HAHAHAH look at the fat chick behind her.....

This woman is thinking ___________ .

What exactly is a puffy ass Rix????? Whatever it is, Jessica Alba doesn't have it. Her ass looks pretty flat to me.

in the words of the bard (david cross) "my pants are tight!"

#3
a. because we can be obsessed
&
b. i did on purpose just so you'd be a moron and point it out

rachel, go back to your stupid perez shit and leave the fish alone.

Looks like forcemeat... sausage!

9.
puffy ass. it just doesnt look like a normal ass. not big, just puffy. weird.

I was going to be first,but the chunky monkey in the background o' the pic scared me and CC rider wouldn't get off!

what's wrong here she ALWAYS looks nice

Me and Jessica should star in Position Impossible 4.

/I made a funny!

Question : Is Superfish a flaming fucking queer who steals jokes from his visitors as well as Jack Handey?

Answer : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSOLUTELY!

Oh please, you vapid shallow people.

decent as in weird strecthed like and kinda flat.. yeah.

I've actually had limes squeezed into my eye (old remedy for conjunctivitis). That is some rough shit.

jessica Alba is INCREDIBLE

So the chick in the background must be her Bizarro Jessica... Smash them together and we can have an enormous amount of free energy!!!

I totally agree! I mean, she's cute and sweet and all. But her butt is tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny! Everytime I see the ads for that Good Luck Chuck (wow, it seems like suuuuch an original concept for a movie...) and I see her skirt fall off, her movements are just awkward. It's just that people think she's hotter than she is. She's cute... but people say she's godlike. She's like a female Chuck Norris.

I agree

#17 Please lay off for awhile. Superfish caught Alesandra Ambrosia cheating on him with a midget in a parking garage. Give him some time for the wounds to heal.

Female Chuck Norris? LMAO....

She may not be the hottest chick ever but she is young, tight bodied, and very easy on the eyes. Goddess? Only when in her white bikini...

17.. I feel your pain.. Superfish never gives props anymore to anyone who gives tips or tag lines... The Fish steals quotes right off TMZ, why should you be any different?????

While Jessica is pretty, she seems as interesting as a warm glass of water with a hair in it. I thought she would initiate some good gossip with 50cent, but no such luck.

Nice chicken legs, chicken.

She's too thin now.

She should wear something besides that yellow shirt.
It makes her look fat.

Jessica is as hot an actress out there. From the first time I saw here on Flipper I knew she would be a star. She was hottest in Sin city, since then she has gotten a little skinny. Where are your curves Jess I miss them.P.S. I also like the fact that she isn't naked in every movie she does ,a little mystery is good.

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Yeah, the mystery is; what does everyone see in her?

What is the big deal with this round pie face? I ran into her at Barney's NY the other day and she looks unrecognizable, nobody recognized her. She looks like a homely Hispanic chick.
She can be appealing enough, but America is definitly way in over their heads with over-publicizing under-talented overhyped individuals such as her, and more so with pieces of trash like Paris Hiton, Nicole Richie, etc.....
Droopy Penis Nose & Anorexic Gnat Wasp need to get eliminated, they are a bane to my sanity and to society combined. And my sister went to school with them! God, we need to turn our attentions elsewhere...to worthy celebs.

Somebody answer my posts... PLEASE.

Her legs and ass look hot, but I'm not sure why she's standing with her toes all twisted around like she's pigeon-toed.

Hmmm ... somedone's changed their tune ...

At least it's not Beyonce's fat ass whippin' her extensions around and calling it entertainment.

Here's an answer! Wally! Don't think you're doing anything! I love the attention from you and you know it. Kisses for the compliment the other day, btw.

No no no, you want HOT? Google Alison Angel. But turn off your safe search option ;)

um. ew. flat ass much???? her ass definitely suffered from her mexican genes. LMFAO haha ew.

She looks ass-tastic!

she just has that kind of body and face that goes above what she looks like...i know what sounds weird...but...for some reason there are just some girls that you really just want them to spread their ass apart and just sit right on your face...i mean like their asshole is right on your mouth area...and just gently grind away for a few hours...or something like that....know what i mean?

#28 -- as interesting as a glass of water with a hair in it -- I just shot tea through my nose from laughing.

BACKGROUND GIRL
(thinking)
Oh my god, there she is...after all these years.. finally.. If I could.. just get a little closer..

I could dump this hot sauce on her and have myself a delicious snack.

Yeah she is gorgeous but those jeans are a fashion crime, I hate that skinny jeans shit it looks stupid and they are so fucking hard to get on and off. YUCK.

Those two standing together, look like Before and After

She's alright, I mean, she'd get it and all, I just can't see what all the fuss is about.

Fuck shit balls tit bum arsehole!!!! ....er sorry 'bout that.

The woman in the background is a paid employee of Jessicas. As Caesar had a slave run behind his chariot to remind him he was only mortal while he was receiving the adulations of the masses, Jessica has this woman remind her that "you'll end up looking like me" everytime she approaches a fast food outlet, or a hot dog stand.

I had my Jessica Alba fantasy crushed a few weeks ago: http://refriedscreens.com/celebrities/crushing-jessica-alba-fantasies/

She'd be hotter if I hadn't heard that DEREK JETER gave her herpes!!

Isn't that Britney Spears in the background?????

You're welcome #44.

so true... but jessica is still as hawt as shit

Her body is not that great. Im glad someonelse agrees. Seriously.

I'll bet that ass is so tight you could strike a match on it. Any of you that don't want a taste of that, get out of my way.

And the woman behind her is Jess in 10 years.

If only the woman behind her had any self-esteem...

#56 is on the button. she's fucking hot. at least someone is thinking straight.

she's the most overrated thing since the Mona Lisa. There are so many chicks just as hot that you see walking around everyday.

she looks fine,

jessica biel has an ugly face and her fram is too big.
alba is fiiiiine

But she IS that hot. She's quite possibly the hottest woman on the planet.

alright you do know jessica alba is the one wearing the jeans leaning over the counter
not the other girl in back

Well of course she's NOT hot!!!! I applaud you Superfish for this post. She's just an average girl. Her face is ok, not ugly and not pretty. Her body is actually really NOT hot... flat ass, no boobs, waist as wide as hips, no curves of any sort. She's sooo incredibly OVERRATED though, probably the most overrated female in history. If she wasn't famous, no one of you would turn your heads to look twice at her if you saw her walking down the street. I don't know where you people live (maybe some of you live in caves), but I see WAAAY hotter and prettier girls than Jessica Alba very easily all the time walking down the street and everywhere. She's just so AVERAGE, there's nothing hot or special about her.
She just happens to appear incredibly photoshoped, airbrushed and digitally enhanced and caked in gallons of makeup after being in the hands of a professional stylist and makeup artist for at least 5 hours in every freaking picture or movie in which she looks decent. Talk about more fiction than reality? There's not a single non photoshoped or non digitally enhaced image/picture/movie of her in which she looks anything close to slightly hot. Any other ok looking actress or girl would look just as hot (and many WAY more) than she looks in the very few movies/pictures in which she manages to do so with all that same makeup/photoshoping/digitally enhancing/airbrushing shit going on. She simply always takes whore roles which require to look great... and if Kiera Knightly, Natalie Portman and a million other actresses did that they would also be considered "oh so hot". Think Halle Berry playing Catwoman... if her whole acting portfolio consisted of playing roles like that. That's the case of Jessica Alba. If Angelina Jolie had done that with her acting career (Tomb Raider;)) she would have already conquered the world. Because Angelina's hot, but Alba?? Alba's NOT!!
Some of you dudes are pathetic losers if you truly find Alba hot. Man, Kim Kardashian is hot, but Alba!? Fucking NOT, NOT AT ALL!!!
So you losers who idolize the incredibly overrated average Alba, just look around, it may happen that you easily find a way hotter and prettier girl than her, maybe even your own freaking girlfriend.

I jst ran into her yesterday at the grocery store in Vancouver and she is gross skinny. Really, its quite surprising how thin she is - veins and all. She would look much better and live up to her hype if she gained a few pounds. Love that those pics are from the PNE too - GO CANADA!!

Jesus Christ that's hot! I don't even like Jessica Alba and that's hot. Yes, she's overrated, and a little dumb, and a lot full of herself, but still....

lol @ the dumpy ho glaring behind her. Man, if looks could kill.

And @65 -- Canada, lol. Nobody cares. And no she would not look better if she gained a few pounds so she had a pooch and rolls just like you.

What makes Alba look good is the fugly huge blob in the yellow dress/blouse thing. Her cheeks are scaring me. They threaten to shove out everything else in the picture. I wonder if she uses her belly flab as a wallet?

@64 - I've seen plenty of caz pictures of Alba right here on Fish and she ALWAYS looks hot - no airbrushing in those pictures. Don't hate. She is super hot. I'd go lesbo for her anyday.

Overrated and annoying.

And what's even more annoying are the people who say that anyone who thinks so is either a gay guy or a jealous girl.

No, we're people who aren't fucking sheep and don't feel the need to kiss celebrity ass because a bunch of horny creeps think she's "so hot".

jessica alba is pretty but she doesnt have the best body..she had gotten too skinny.she has even said she doesnt like her curves... i think she needs to gain 20 lbs..get that ass back n boobs then she will be back to her status...
i actually think all these women are overrated and not even pretty at all..

#64... why are you so riled up? so what if we think she's hot? i'm a girl and i have such a girl crush on her it's ridiculous. at least she's not known to be chock full of STD's. She's gorgeous, and there's such a fine line between being slim and just a bit too skinny. By the way, I totally agree with #69...my boyfriend jokes about me going lesbian for her all the time.

jessica alba? looks like a normal person?
oh shit, oh no.
she's still unusually beautiful, even if she is human.
her whole not wanting to be called latina complex is just lame though.

At least she is assuming the position for me to do her doggystyle.

O Please most of you know you would fuck that ass if you had half the chance, thats a great fucking ass............ass clowns

Why bother with all the whining? If you want her, just go out and get a 9 year old boy. He'll have the same ass and a much better attitude.

that is the un photoshopped un spraymakuped Kim kardiwhatever in the backround ! alba not hot she's trailer girl with a few $ spent on makeup lessons.. give her a couple o years same old chicks you see at Mcdonalds

the chick in the back round is the un photoshopped un spraymakuped Kim kardiwhatever ,... alba not hot she's a trailer girl with a few $ spent on makeup lessons.. give her a couple o years same old chicks you see at Mcdonalds

WTF?

The only thing I ever thought she had going for her was her great physique; particularly her perfectly rounded out ass cheeks. But now she's way too skinny. And as for her face? Nothing special; fix up the average looking spanish girl at your local Walmart...and you've got someone at least as good looking as Alba. I've had spanish friends who were far prettier than her. If she wasn't famous, most guys wouldn't even give her a second look out in the real world. And the snooty personality to boot, iccchhh. Anyways, isn't she back with that Cash guy? I'm surprised there was no mention of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsrqPtwHMI

yeah...puffy ass...

The woman in the yellow shirt (background) is growing on me. I would like to see her join Alexiss K. Tylor on her show. She has a very expressive face and I would really like to hear her point of view.

I'd tap that.

@ 64... too much writing.

I had no idea that she was latin, I always thought she was milado.

She's Latiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina .........like me!
She's preeeeeeeeeeeeetty ...........like me!

she's....she's....uh....I forgot what I was talking about.

FLOON the party god loves me, I think.

If she wore jeans that tight here in Texas right now there would be steam emanating from her crotch.

So the "real women have curves!!!" crowd (or maybe it's just 2-3 really fat chicks) would say if you're a real man, you'd ignore Alba and go for that nasty whale in the background. See how silly it sounds when you apply it in real life?

She's got a flat ass. Fuckable still.

can somebody tell me which one is jessica biel? the one in gray or the one in yellow?

#90

HAHAHAHA
YEA!? Which one is Jessica Simpson? or whatever?

She isn't hot at all, neither pretty, she's simply average and extremely overrated. I feel pity for anyone who finds her hot, geez, you truly are losers, I guess from a small town and who don't get out much, who have never seen (and chances are will never touch) a slightly hot woman in your lives.
If this chick is hot, then the world is full of stunning goddesses of hotness walking down the street everywhere. Rise your standards a little bit losers. Even though actually, isn't 99% of the people who find Alba "hot" or "pretty" fucking ugly females? haha. yeah right.

two left legs!

Jessica Alba is so hot that my hand gets sweaty when I type her name.
Her ass is so perfect that her pants feel bad every time they cover it.
And trust me...I'm Brazilian (=expert on ass)

#94 i don't care if you are from Brazil ,Jessica in that picture has two left legs!!!

it's the inuit lady from northern exposure

her shows are all filthy. she couldn't afford to have someone shine them or something? and he has a mic pack on... weird.

Shes a size 00....she looks like a little boy with tits. I think she is beautiful...but she could use a few squats and some protein in her diet....but would I hit in anyway? Hell yeah.

bravo #64! Jessica Alba is SOOO over-rated. Geez. She's just a normal person. She's not ugly but definitely NOT hot, so guys need to get over it.

Do you REALLY wanna see why she's not HOT? Take a look here:
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Jessica Alba is the hottest chick ever!! Maybe not the best actress ever... but really hot.

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this post is hilarious. and true! she's pretty, no doubt, but not all that special or striking. line up all the pretty actresses/models/singers out there and she'd fall somewhere smack in the middle

good heavens thats nice

her looks are racially ambiguous so she appeals to a larger group of people than some generic hot blonde chick.

like we all know she's part latina, but she played half-black in "Honey", half-Indonesian in "The Sleeping Dictionary", and blonde-blue-eyed full on Aryan looking in "Fantastic Four". while it certainly isn't the greatest casting she's decently passable enough as all of those if you style her right.

it's called "crossover appeal" and it gives her a leg up on actresses who are much better than she is. widespread appeal across cultures = more fans = more ticket sales. her talent as an actress or lackthereof is irrelevant. producers count on her to make money

Shes hotter then a firecracker in July !!!

more trashy whores i love this country

You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting... grrrrrrrrr!!

#106
EXACTLY hehehe

The woman on the right is Jessica Alba from the future.

@80 Are you serious? She's better than average. I feel like I'm average and guys still come up and hit on me. She's much prettier than I am and you're a liar if you don't think men wouldn't take notice of her if she was walking down the street.

I just don't get it. There's nothing unique about this chick. The pants are cheesy and unflattering, so are the shoes, and her posture in this picture makes her look desperate for attention. I suppose if you like scrawny legs and ass, then she's your girl.

SHE'S OKAY
BUT I SRSLY DON'T GET THE BIG DEAL
THERE'S WAYYY HOTTER GIRLS.

I pray to Pazuzu, He Who Screams across the Waste, that I might be granted the opportunity to squeeze the breath from your neck and watch your light fade.

Seriously, though, she looks pretty nice there.

alba is simply sexy. don't hate. you all know her body is the shit.

She is so hot that the big Mexican woman in the shot staring at her even wet herself just a little bit, look you can see something.

DASS

Alba is as common as dirt.

Reply to #7 -

She's thinking - "Rachel, comment #7, will point out the obvious about how fat I am . . . ?"

Stop making these crude comments about that unfortunate women that just happened to be standing in the same area as Alba. I mean I'm sure you're all superhot and resemble greek gods and super models right? Yeah of course you are. All really attractive, intelligent, successful people sit around on their asses all day posting to blogs.

just like you, cheeto fingers.

Jessica Alba is wonderful!
The photo has been made about Jess Alba, and I think, Cheeto Fingers is in right (a bit:)): lets write about Jessica.

Wow. Men really sit in their computer chairs masturbating over Jessica Alba's ass? I thought it was her feet?

Just great..... I masturbated and my splooge landed on the other woman...

Unimpressive.

i dunno... im watching the teen choice awards right now.

she looks pretty smokin.

And all this time I thought I was the only person who couldn't understand the fuss over Jessica Alba. She's hot, but by no means is she exceptionally beautiful.

The chick at the back is what Jessica Alba will look like in 2027.

........She has a damn well sexy body indeed!!

She is very pretty but that is it. No passion in her, nothing sexual whatsoever in her. No Fire in her

I like how the photographer/papparazzo felt the need to include the fat lady in the background. Way to ruin a woman's self-image than to be pictured next to Jessica Alba.

How is Jessica Alba the epitome of a hot body? I personally can't wait until she becomes old news. I really don't think she has much to contribute than good looks. She's been saying in magazine articles for the past 3 or 4 years, "I don't want to be know for being hot. I want serious roles!!!" But look at what she's been in lately: Sin City, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four 2, Into the Blue (or whatever the hell that bombed movie was called), Good Luck Chuck, .... Really, Jess, really?

I did see her a few times and she was the grumpiest, least attractive person I'd ever seen. She was still okay-looking, like the cranky girl in highschool that everyone likes, but only because other girls in highschool have acne and over-dyed hair.

She is overrated and annoying.But her body is hot(thougth her face not)

The loonies hate this girl. That makes her aces in my book
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Wonder if she speaks English...
Does she have a green card?
Hey waitress,can I have some cheese dip to go along with those chips?

Obvious Fish doesn't leave the house much...
Yea its hot in Mexico, but this is an average wetback blue jean butt.
?

(yawn)

She was PHAT (Pretty, Hot, And, Tempting) in Idle Hands. Sexy as hell in Dark Angel and Sin City. And HOT in the Fantastic Four Movies. But I have to admit, she is a little too thin in that particular picture. But who am I kidding, I (along with everyone else that has posted), would hit "IT " if given the chance. As far as AZZes go, Jessica Biel has the best AZZ in Hollywood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, she looked PRETTY good in " Into the Blue " as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are guys turning into pedos nowadays? she has the body of a freaking 12 year old! no ass, no legs or hips, (also no talent) Non pregnant Selma Hayek, now that's a woman!

Other than the fact the she blew me behind the dumpster in a Denny's parking lot in the summer of '02, why exactly is she famous again?

I don't know why people are feeling bad for that disgusting fatbody in the background. She gave up the right to be shielded from criticism when she decided to become a water buffalo.

"For some reason the idea of Jessica Alba has become infinitely hotter than Jessica Alba herself. "


Thanks for hitting the nail on the head! Seriously, this girl is definetly pretty and in good shape....I just don't at all get the obsession with her, there are tons of equally hot girls and she has 0 talent and a bad personality

To the writer: You read my mind! When I knew she was chosen Hottest woman of the year or something of the sort, I was "hello! Jessiba Alba the hottest! K“mon!" Even Jennifer Aniston is hotter !

I hate her shoes...they're hideous. I think she looks ok but my mexican friend when I asked him what he thinks of her "I'd pay that bitch to wash my floors" LOL. He doesn't think she's hot at all.

xxxxxxxxx Clean your shoes, ghetto girl.

No ass.

She's got an alien head, and a flat ass. Next.

Too skinny! and she is only voted Sexiest when one of her movies is about to come out. Coincidence? I don't think so. Those lists are so ridiculous! I can think of tons of women who are 50 times hotter than this overrated, Herpes ho!

xxxx She is not beautiful. She's skinny, her head is huge and she's had a nose job. Hollywoodplastic.com

xxxxx What a c*ck tease. Damn. The slut in her is screaming to come out.

I definitely got the message Jessica. So, you like to sleep around, and have sex with a guy on the first date? Uh huh.

Derek and Marky Mark should know, right? YYYeeeaaahhh!

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/jessica-alba.htm


she's an overrrated ho who got the Herp.

She isn't even cute. She's average, with or without makeup. I don't like her one bit. She's the anti-hotness in my opinion. Her body is a flat stick with no ass and no boobs and no curves of any sort (do some of you people know what "curves" are? curves are not fat, curves are the perfect female shape )(, not || like Alba's body is shaped, which is more like a man's or a 10 year old boy body. Curves = Kim Kardashian, now that's one helluva piece of hot ass and stunning girl. And the fact that Alba is sooo extremely overrated makes it even worse, I'm so fucking sick of her and of her overratedness that everytime someone says she's "hot" or anything special (actually, each day less and less, a little justice is being made) makes me want to puch them in the face and tell them "go get glasses" and simply show them what an actual hot woman looks like. Just look at her, geez, look at that freaking picture, what is there to like about her? she's soo average. There's no way anyone can find that slightly hot. I'm sure most of the comments who said she was "hot" are from ugly females and from sheep who don't even know what they're saying, they say "hot" like they could say "blonde".
Alba is no better than any ok looking girl walking down the street.
If she manages to look decent in some promo pics/movies, it's all thanks to the magic and wonders of photoshoping, airbrushing, digitally enhancing and stylism/makeup artistry. Nothing true, only pure fiction. Any ok looking girl would look the same and many way better with all that shit done.
But some of you people are way too ignorant. Anyone who finds this chick hot is truly pitiful. And she's boring as hell too. It wouldn't hurt that she cleaned her shoes either - gross.
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/US%20Weekly%20Pre-VMAs%20Party%2C%20August%2027%202005/normal_Jessica-Alba.com-US_Weekly_PreVMA_Inside_2005.hq02.jpg

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Kim K is a short, stocky, FAT, whore...do NOT compare goddess Alba with her.

Jessica Alba is gorgeous.

(Boy, do those jeans ever look uncomfortable to wear. Eeek.)

She's definitely hot, but not a goddess. She does not deserve to be obsessed over and to be considered hottest woman on earth. If you want to see a goddess check out Keeley Hazell.

Jesus chris, this woman has NO ass. she is fucking anorexic.

Have you ever been bored enough to watch the special features of Into The Blue. She is sooo annoying on that! And she makes the ugliest faces. Maybe she's hot in movies... but on her own, no way could I be around that girl for more than 3 mins.

WHERE DID HER ASS WENT???!!!!!

She is actially adorable. SHe works out at equonox in tribeca and dresses down but not like a star. She's barely 5ft which makes her look so perfect. She works out hard and makes eye contact but in ny people dont go boncors for stars. i didint ask her out which i wanted to do. b/c i was married but assumed my wife would give me a pass.

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jessica alba is todays equivilent of ancient greeces aphrodite,
the image of perfect of beauty

jessica alba is todays equivilent of ancient greeces aphrodite,
the image of perfect of beauty

jessica alba is todays equivilent of ancient greeces aphrodite,
the image of perfect of beauty

This chick is just another typical latino flavour of the year or so.She'll last as long as the movie execs. and promotors spend to keep her on top.She's cute.Her Body suits many different looks that guys today seem to like.Curves!!
Men today have no idea of how a real woman should be curved.Beyonce,Hell no!! Think how huge that booty will be in say,just another 5 yrs.-JLO,Yuch!!
Think "GODDESS'-Marilyn Monroe,Blondie,I really apologize here but,that real Beautiful,Sexy,and Curvy ameri/latino singer who was killed by her manager.These are three examples of woman with hips,ass,tits,the whole package.Packaged beautifully.Not Skinny.Not Fat.This Jessica,sure we would all give her a go.Why lie.Yet,she is nowhere anything special.It is true that we all see much better everyday just walking down our city streets.What gets me the madest is;there are so many beautiful,curvy,well-built woman of all nationalities but,Hollywood and the modelling agencies want us to think skinny woman,as some of you say,and it's true,with bodies built like a ten year old boy,is what we men should desire and women should aspire to be like.They hide the real woman from us,especially the Latino woman.BEAUTY,CURVES,AND FIRE MAKE A WOMAN HOT!! And REAL LATINO woman are the hottest in general but,as I wrote are hidden from us.Instead,they try to sell us on skinny Russian and Eastern European women.Long live the curvy women of the world.Size 6 to 12,depending on thier hieght.I will add however to you small minded idiots.pEOPLE DO NOT DECIDE TO GET FAT.THINK WHAT YOU WRITE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE,LIKE THIS LADY IN THE BACKGROUND.I AM SURE YOU ALL HAVE A MOTHER,SISTER,GRANDMOTHER,AUNT,ETC.THAT'S CARRYING TOO MUCH WEIGHT TOO.

dude your a faggot jessica alba is god. you must like penis.

man yal'l are crazy, calling her "average" & YES even if she wasn't famous
looking like that EVERY guy would notice her & turn around to look at her ass as she passed just gorgeous...

i will say was even better in "honey" & into the blue"

man yal'l are crazy, calling her "average" & YES even if she wasn't famous
looking like that EVERY guy would notice her & turn around to look at her ass as she passed just gorgeous...

i will say was even better in "honey" & into the blue"

man yal'l are crazy, calling her "average" & YES even if she wasn't famous
looking like that EVERY guy would notice her & turn around to look at her ass as she passed just gorgeous...

i will say was even better in "honey" & into the blue"

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