Aug 1 2007Jessica Alba has hard nipples

Nice tits.

she looks like she is about to moon me in the last picture

THREE Little Pigs!

I'm a little surprised to be saying this, but I think I much preferred Victoria Beckham's hard nipples!!!

I love that she can't even go to the fucking store without some asshole shoving a camera up her cunt. I just love it. Fuck the celebs.

This is a very good thing. She should only be allowed to go out into public with hard nipples and no bra

shes seriously pissed because he wouldn't date her. i was there. i always am. i am her hard nipples.

Clean up on aisle five... Um... I need a towel please...

#3, how about a chat sometime, like on e-mail, or some messenger service? Kind of hard to talk to you in here. Plus, this really the appropriate place to have a conversation.

omfg!! she's so hot

Damn she got a nice rack, if she can wear that shirt with no bra. Those titties are to die for. They hold up really nice, and aren't hanging or in some odd position. This girl I would do every sexual act imaginable to her.

She looks pissed. Why can't celebrities unravel the enigma?

People want to see your picture, that is WHY you get paid to be in movies.

If people didn't care, photogs wouldnt follow her and she would be worth $0000000

It's a vicious cycle, Jessica Alba....but the look on your face says you have finally understood: YES you did make a deal with the devil moron.

I am just curious now. Are Eagle Eye's tits this firm, round, and have the texture to hold up like Jessica's tits? Just giving you a hard time Eagle Eye, if you want to ignore me you can. I will leave you alone now, obviously you don't want to talk to me.

Is she about to pinch a loaf?

I wonder if she's wearing pretty panties.

#14 and #15 Good point on both questions. I am now wondering the same.

Mmmm. My tits are very "soft" as my very pc gyno told me one day! WTF? For some reason my male gynos like to make comments to me! Go figure!

Whoopitty God dang do.

Jeez, that pap-guy is dumb! She's clearly in the act of dropping her drawers. Why did he stop shooting?!?

Where is she that Tide detergent costs $1.99?!?!?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: NO woman on this earth can make those stupid fuckin oversized sunglassed look good. Not even Jessica.
That being said, pic 3 looks like a girl who's about to sit down to pee.
Hawt.

#17 can I post a comment on your site and you will reply?

Unless she's trying to shoplift feminine hygiene products,
this is really boring .

#20 Nancy, I think you need some glasses, the tag says $11.99, not $1.99.

Dudes! She has a bra on. Idiots

#22---comment away

she's more white trash than mexican...nice boobs though

She looks like she's about to steal something, especially in the last picture.

12 - Exactly. I love how these celeb morons think they can get paid millions for appearing in movies, TV shows, etc., but still maintain their privacy in public.

Oh no. I hope The Superficial guy isn't gonna start stalking Jessica Alba now.

You can see the built-in bra in the third photo, the side and top lines. Still, there is excellent protusion through two layers.

She looks like she's going to take a dump in the aisle in that third pic.

I think she is getting ready to moon the photographer in the 3rd pic

Jessica Alba has zero problems for the rest of her life.

i hate those f***cking sunglasses!!!!
it don't help when you have a small head you look like an alien!

You know the Mexicans... they STEAL.

I just got done fucking her and said Bitch do my laundry now.

$11.88 for that box of detergent?? Anybody have the address of that store? I'm getting raped by my local shop, I'm payin $13.79 for the same f'n box!!! Oh yeah, nice nips too.

#36, I take it you are talking about 'STEALING' Jobs from the American people. That is because half of fuckin Americans are too fuckin lazy to work, and are on wellfare, or getting food stamps. Fuckin lazy people live here in America. And I am American, but just speaking the truth.

.... dum dum dum ....

two thumbs up for the perky nips!

mmmm nipples

the face that she makes on the 3rd pic look like she's crappen in her pants.

Do you think she's into SCAT?
That's nasty, but I would let her piss on me.

TT--Scat as in like, bee bop skeep diddly doo bop bippity-bippity-doo-wop-razzamatazz-skoobie-doobie-bee-bop-a- do-bop wow?? Or Scat as in like, poop?
She doesn't strike me as the Ella Fitzgerald type.

@44 ROFLMAOPIP
Very funny.
Yes I mean coprophilia, because it does look like she's taking a shit in her pretty panties.

@44 Jrzmommy, I think it is the latter. After all, it is coming from TT

Seeing her nice perky boobies and suddenly my cock and the shelves behind her have something in common.......... lots of GAIN!!!!

Looks like the stick is finally ready to leave her ass - it's been up there ever since she said she wanted to be a real actress.

jrzmommy made me laugh

I hope TT didn't mean coprophagia? Dogs do it, but that is pretty nasty if peop's do it!

Damn, dem shits could cut glass..................

She's petite, so I imagine she'd squat over your mouth, let out a soft musical grunt, and release a very thin and tidy torrent of bloody diarrhea.

Doesnt dressing like that make you more noticeable? What average person waers big ass shades and a hat like that. She is obviously trying to conceal her identity. She looks like she is there to rob the place - of course, people will look at her. Stupid.

Maybe the agitator on her washer is broken...

i'd suckem good...i might not enjoy it, but i'd do it...for the good of mankind and all that crap!

gay4girls, jrzmommy always make me laugh.

Gotta love how these stars attempt to go unnoticed in a public place, when the reality is that they really want to be noticed

#57 Scott, Totally, right?

This is great product placement for Tide and Gain. Do you think Jessica is getting a cut from these guys?

#58.......FRIST, where you been all day? I missed you.

#59-
I thought about that too!!!
You know Tide and Gain are loving it.

Her face looks rough as hell.

also, she's like an A cup this isn't all that exciting.

That looks like a bottle of betadine at her feet.

I barely can see her nipples but the washingpowders on the background strike my eyes more.Back to her roots?

And the stuff in the background to the right is Medical supply equipment.
Wish I could see whats in the boxes at her feet? Gauze pads?? Bandages? Does someone have a hiney cut?

I see a bottle of Centrum, too on the shelf.

DAMN! JRZMOMMY, you really have studied those pictures. Can you tell what color her pubes are? Can you tell us what color panties, lace and all the details? Did she douche this morning?

I've been here, but the computer erased all my login, so I haven't been commenting. Too much work. And I type like a 12 year old. It took my five minutes to write this.

FRIST, if you want, you can come over for personal typing lessons. I can get behind you to give you hands on practice. Will that work for you?

YES! I can.........no pubes, gray panties with bacon strips and no douche.

yeah, she has a nice tight little cut on her hiney and Ive got a big old meat stick that wants to violate it again and again until its worn out and discolored.

geez, i need help.

Do you think she picked up that Foot Pleaser Ultra? Hee.

I think she jus got her nipples pierced thus the hardness and thus the betadine at her feet that she is trying to act like isnt hers but so clearly is. thats right, be jealous bitches.

JRZMOMMY, I can be Jessia's foot pleaser as I LOVE WOMEN'S FEET. JRZMOMMY, I can also please your feet. Oh yeah I can also please you in many other ways also.

So no pubes, nice..........gray panties? Just the old lady panties or what, no thong? And as far as the douche, I don't mind that, so I can have a nice pleasant smell while I am down licking her inner thighs. No smell, no good. You need the pussy smell to make it all the better.

Funny pics, because there are already shots of her taking her clothes off to do laundry!

There's a $15 fine for getting Victor excited. Or, more excited...

Victor,
I do believe you need go on a date. No, make that several dates.
;-)

Hell yeah, TEXAS TRANNY. Finally someone with something else to say other than FIRST. Nice Tits is right. on the money.

Girls and Victor---douching may kill beneficial bacteria, if your pussy smells you need some antibacterial ointment to kill that shit!

#79 Thanks for the information Dr. EagleEye. So when we going to talk EagleEye?

She seems to be waiting for somebody to pick up and to carry those packs in front of her feet? Good chance Hayden Panettiere is running already to carry them for her.

#80--Victor we're talking right now. Aye? My email is buried deep in my blog!

Hmmmmmmmm.......I will see if I can find it. Would really like to talk to you, rather than posting on here.

@79 If girls don't douche, Victor will have nothing to drink. And for Pete sake, will you please send him an e-mail. Talk dirty to him or what ever floats his boat. I will vouch for Victor. His is a nice guy. I am sure he would be happy to drive all the way to Montana to by you dinner.

PS is that Sunrise picture you?

#82 Do I have access to find it?

#84---If he buys me a steak its on! The sunrise pic is a close faximile especially the glutual region!
#85--Victor--if you really are a system admin, you can get on my blog with the greatest of ease!

#82 Found the e-mail, check your e-mail, it will be an e-mail from "budweiser"

This buds for you!!

@86 I love a big juicy steak!!!

That's funny she has a hard something I have a hard something, She creeps no one out on the internet, I currently am creeping people out on the internet talking about my raging boner.
We're a match made in heaven.

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xxxxxxx It's time to whore herself out to the paps since she dumped Cash and she's got some movie coming out. "So let's see," She says "I think I will go out without a bra today! Yeah, that's it!" Next, she will be whoring herself out at the beach or in another magazine spread. God, she's boring.

Why is this idiot wearing sunglasses indoors?

There she is with her hat to cover that huge Frankenstein fivehead of hers. And she has her signature "I smell shit" look on her face. The usual with this overrated anorexic.

Maybe she believes that by showing Cash how hard her nipples are in public that she is marriage worthy.

Her Frankenstein fivehead is very apparent here.

"I hope that they can get past my hotness."

Jessica exactly what "hotness" are you talking about?

http://www.dlisted.com/node/13101

I understand that all the money I get is from you folks buying tickets to see my movies. I am grateful. Now fuck off and get lives.

Rooks rike she goeen to make a hot salty bath for me and bleeche my hairs with that hair dyes by hers feets. Me likey likey.

Correction: Me rikey rikey.

Has anyone looked at the pile of stuff at her feet? Interesting shopping list.

all she has are nips-bitch is bony, snobby, and breastless.

100 bitches

She is just perfect.

The thing is, she isn't that nice when she is on camera, with a face full of make up.

If she was mine, I would lock her up in a room with no make up, and fuck her until she was an old lady.

one word.....YUMMY!!!

yyyaaawwwnnsss

She's buying tampons!!!
that's why she looks distressed- because they captured it on film.

she's got the red.

♥♥♥Zomeone pleaze fuck Victor...zoooooooooooonnnnnnnn♥♥♥

That's a nice figure Alba. Wonder what the real story is on her breakup.
No clue but I want to take a shot. I love her skin tone. Lovely.

It baffles me that nobody ever considers that her tits are fake. Sure, they're not huge, but they are pretty big and round compared to the rest of her body. As a female with real boobs i'd vote fake on this pair. I mean, the girl has admitted to anorexia in the past and still has protruding ribcages to this day. Before anyone mentions her arse, that's tiny too nowadays. If its a boob job it's a damn good one but a boob job nonetheless.

No Jessica. We are not buying tickets to see YOUR movies, because your acting SUCKS ASS, Bitch! And they are not YOUR movies idiot, you are merely a BIT PLAYER who got lucky by whoring yourself out in movies and in horny guy's magazines.

I had hard nipples once.

Damn..... She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Man, pics like those make you realize what a P.I.T.A. the Papparazzi is to celebs! Following people in a supermarket? Give me a break...

She's really hot. We need more of her, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barrios, etc, etc, etc. And less of Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Kristin Dunst. No more fake, no more fat and no more ugly please! This site is going downwards and the new readers are getting dumber and easier to fool.

Those plastic surgeon boobs rule.

theres no way in hell those things are fake. if you were getting implants, dont you think you'd go higher than a 34A?

PLZ TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHTS!

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I love the sun glasses they are so cool no matter what Jessica Alba dose she always looks grate to me and my friend Emma. Ps Jessica can you send me and Emma a email we think you are fab!. your number one fans.

well i think everyone needs to get off her tip just because of that i will still be her number one fan no matter what she go through

well i think everyone needs to get off her tip just because of that i will still be her number one fan no matter what she go through

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