Aug 24 2007Jenny McCarthy Hawaii bikini pictures

This sort of makes me think of what Jenna Jameson would look like if she didn't have duck lips.

FIRST! Cause you guys do it.

Fuckable.

She looks damn good, her only problem is her shitty taste in men - Jim Carrey? Are you kidding me? Ugly, annoying and a weenie! Give me a break. How can she stand being around him for more than 5 minutes.

In that first pic, why is her face pinched like she's squeezing one out?

Um, excuse me. this woman has had 2 children.
She looks better than every one of the childless bag o' nickle butts you have had on here lately. Give credit where credit is due, man.

Nice

She looks AMAZING!!! She looks like she is posing though a tad...
And Biz, that would have been funny if you weren't so second.

I fucking love this chick. She is HELLARIOUS in "Dirty Love" which, by the way, she wrote. We could be best friends Jenny! Call me, K?

Seriously--She's 34? She obviously does pilates.

Why is she doing that Clutch Cargo thing with her mouth?

But her body looks just tremendous, I say!

Is that camel-toe in the first pic?

Or just the seam.

Where is her waistline?........

and to me yes it looks like the "outline" in pic 1 .. ugg....

Tranny: what we have here is a textbook "combo". Litlle bit of CT coupled with a poorly placed seam.

FINALLY a good looking girl who isnt on this site for being a coke whore porn star slut husband beater. I would love to shove into her...

Jim Carey is a flaming faggot though

Still hot, and she gets bonus points because I no longer see Amy Winehouse when I open the page.

I'm surprised Fish didn't re-direct us to some toploss pics from the days of yore: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003145.html

#2 You're a loser.

Jenny's one of those all around cool chicks. She's a guys girl but can be incredibly sexual and sultry at the flick of a switch. Plus her minds' much more dirty than most mens, which makes her hella hot.

OMG, if Jim Carrey had blonde hair and grew some boobs .... wouldn't he look a lot like Jenny McCarthy????

Um...no

I am a gay man and I would put any part of my body anywhere she wanted it because she is so fucking wonderful!!!

Please Jenny, use me however you want, I love you!!!

big chin, big forehead .. definitely YES! she has some manly face features going on ... body is ok, tho.

Are you kidding me!?? She looks better than alot of twenty-somethings! I think she looks great.

I (obviously) hit it

Nice bod, old face. Looks pissed. That's the problem with 34 year olds - they just get bitter and sullen.

Then again fish thinks the likes of Alessandra Ambrosia is the perfect woman. Get the fuck out of here. You have a really warped idea of how a woman should look.

#26 Alessandra is 95% perfect.
She's a smoker, so the other 5% of the time, she's about as attractive as the homeless lady puffin away on a cig down on the corner.

27. Sure, it's not like she's incredibly horrible to look at. But does anyone else find it disturbing that she weighs no more than 15 lbs. than Nicole Ritchie (sp?) but has about 10 inches on her? And no, i'm not a fatty. But what the hell, let the fatty comments begin. This outta be good.

Meh. She was hotter in the 90's or whenever she was on that game show.

/would still hit it

15 lbs. more* than

#29... it was singled out, and she was ...ummm.....yeah

jillia, you fat

28.
I would find it disturbing if it was just an everyday girl or a friend, then I would show concern, however, Alessandra's job is to be thin. Granted, some girls are just thin and that's that. Either way, she gets paid money to be small, no matter which way she does it. Whether is proper diet and regular exercise or a steady diet of coffee, cigarettes and sugar free gum(the latter seems likely), it is the model way.
We dare not question it, we simply reap it's rewards.

I ALWAYS liked Jenny, ever since she was on "Singled Out" back in the day.

And this past year she's been looking fantastic, especially for a mother of 2!

Oh 32, you're superior wit has forever bruised my fragile ego. High five.

28, I hear ya. And the makeup/hair/angles/good team of skilled photoshop airbrushers make her plenty enjoyable to look at. But I get the feeling that if we saw her in person, it would be fuckin freaky.

She looks fabulous.

That said, you know a star's celebrity status is seriously questionable when they copy Victoria Beckham's haircut.

#35 and #28: shit, you're talking to yourself???

Finally, a good looking woman.
She's still a bitch, but she is hot.

God damnit! i meant 32. It's 4:30 on a Friday, cut me some slack...

I think she's great. Girls you have to rent "Dirty Love!" It is the best worst movie ever. Plus Carmen Electra is in it too!!!

Decent body. Too bad about the head and the personality.

Dude, her body is bangin', but her face is starting to look like Jim Carrey, no?

I once read an interview with her where she talks about happily indulging her boyfriend's foot fetish. God how I love this woman!

didn't she used to have fake boobs?

Where is Victor when you need him? I think Jenny has some douche water that needs to be drunk.

Funny and sexy? I doesn't get any better than her.

Smokin' little body....

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Wow super-fish i like'd this story the first time i read about on tmz.com like 4hours ago......

thats a man.

43 I d/l an episode of the Howard Stern show with Jenny as the guest, one of her fave things to do in bed is to toss a guys salad!
She's the biggest sweetheart ever.

Comon'...she looks better than any of those other marginally talented starlets (regardless of age) that have been parading in bikinis this summer. And, she's fucking funny as hell.

Yummmmm.... Love the camel toe in the first pic.

DAMN! She still looks great! Jenny Jenny What's your number....

Okay, that's Jim Carrey's twin sister. Ewwwwwww.

Lace Ventura.

Yeah guys, she looks exactly like this in real life. What you see with celebrities is ALWAYS what you get.

Right. And Michael Vick isn't a dumb porch monkey.

Jenny is still hot after what, 13 years after her stint in Playboy? I've seen 20 year olds who don't look nearly as good as her! Plus, after 2 kids, you definitely cannot tell that she's a mom.

Jim Carrey makes her laugh, as she once said in an interview, and sometimes women like that better than a pretty face, also I'm willing to bet Jim is really good in bed...funny guys that are good in bed. Wow, who woulda thunk it? (...example: remember a looooooong time ago when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett??? You can't get any more homely looking than that man, but I heard it was because he was great in bed. Go figure!)

She looks hot, go Jenny, plus she has a great sense of humour!

Why is she the colour of a Simpson's character?

I don't know who she is but didn't you post this already?

I still don't care, next.

I think she looks AMAZING....but...where's her kid???? Yeh, thought so- with the nanny. nice mother.

Thought she was ok in Pet Detective, was a bit over the top in The Mask.
That Liar thing was sort of funny. She was ok in that... Does she still get work ?
It's actually who ?....
Oh...right....

I'd still eat that bones and all.

She has legs like a starving giraffe. Too bad. She's nice from the waist up.

WOW! She used to be the same age as me....39!!! Those celebs are amazing, they can even shave years off of their age! I just checked out IMDB.com and her birth year has been changed from 1968 to 1972. Take a good look, she's NOT 34, she's pushing 40.

What is tossing a guy's salad??? What does this entail? I need some new ideas.

Oh my...the things I would do to her spleen with my tongue...

I thought she only had one son.....I must be lost...

why is it always the chicks with no hip/waist definition that get boob jobs?

jennyfooy is comin to get you http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1381/1227674901_cd40b89e98.jpg?v=0

one more time! with less drunk please

She got: big implants. She didn't get: fat, like Mandy Moore. That's about it - otherwise she's' got the old lady thing going already, complete with the scarecrow-face.

SHE IS SEXY AS HELL! DAMN! LUCKY BITCH!

they all look like posh spice Joan rivers....what ?is she the porn star on here before?? who the hell is she ??who the hell cares? she had tummy tuck moved belly button and some implants who the fuck cares abut these broads???

Her body looks good, but I think she's only had one kid, not two, like people keep saying. And I also heard that her son is autistic. Anyways, I think Jim Carrey & her make a cute couple, and I hope it lasts for them!

I'd bonk her all night long, YEAH!

"I would love to shove into her...

Jim Carey is a flaming faggot though"

As if she'd want you to. tut tut.

"I am a gay man and I would put any part of my body anywhere she wanted it because she is so fucking wonderful!!!

Please Jenny, use me however you want, I love you!!!"

It's called bisexual.

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Or you're just so young, you haven't developed the ability to read faces properly, yet.

Repulsive. Peta has picketted her because she once made a family of warthogs choke to death on their own vomit.

That bitch was skank at the top of her game. Mindless twit.

Still smoking hot & rocking a 'pob' as well -- go Jenny!

Jenny...you are flipping fabulass!!!!

I'm not lezzie or anything, but I don't believe one HAS to be to appreciate that cameltoe in pic #1. YUM!

I dont like her short haircut.... she looked much better with longer hair.

She's a desperate aging unfunny cunt with whore implants and a retarded son. Yeah, really hot. Good test for whether there are any hetero guys on this board who get laid on a regular basis (answer: no).

I remember years ago Jim Carrey said he thought David Spade was a great comedian. So it's not surprising that he screwed Spade's head on Jenny's body.

not bad at all

The tan helps a heap of rubber-faced white trash...see even i would bone her

She's got a hard face. But, she does take care of herself. I hope that any of the tasteless idiots on here who defend Tara Reid can see the difference.

Nice axe wound. But seriously... MILF!

GD! She looks amazing. Sorry all you people who feel the need to talk trash about her out of sheer jealousy. She really looks great. Good for her.

I think the short haircut makes her face look harder. She just needs some light botox and a longer hairstyle. Amazing body!

If this nasty cunt was giving it up for free I would still take some but that's just cause I like white chicks.

She's so funny and nice in real life, how she can stand being around that asshole Carrey is beyond me
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I went to high school with her. Bitch is 39, not 34. And she's got one kid, dumbasses. Unbelievable how much celebrity ass you people kiss.

@93 So what. People put too much enphasis on chronological age. Biologically she probably does have the body of a 30 year old. It's all in how you take care of yourself.

that IS jim carrey!

@93 jennyliar:

We don't give a fuck how old she really is, nor do we care if you went to high school with her. You ignorant twat.

@93 jennyliar:

Just in case you're really a guy, then you're an ignorant cocksucker.

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where the fuck are our updates?

when do we get updates?
ugh.

This is getting boring! Why is this news special? Whoopee she's on a beach with Jim Carrey. I don't even know this girl!
We needs updates! What happened to Paris Hilton. She's turning into a good girl. =(

@101 superstar:

You're saying this is boring, and then you're wonering about Paris Hilton. That bitch is boring on her worst day. Now you're talking about her turning into a good girl. How more fucking boring could she possibly get??

*wondering*

Im tired of seeing old white women on the beach. Lets spice this up some Superficial.

I am miserable and don't know what to do. Please help.

haha does this bitch ever smile?

Man face....and the waistless body of a dude too. The hideous implants and dye job are the ONLY thing keeping her from looking like a young Jay Leno.

@105 p0nk:

It'll get better p0nk. I promise.

Hey Fish, no updates, huh?

Owen Wilson nearly offs himself, Britney is pulled over by police officers for fast driving, Lindsay has sex in the restroom of the rehab center. Fyi, just sayin' ...

Yummy...

Boring Monday and waiting for fun updates from fishy...I still can't believe fishy never posted the fricken NASTY pic of Britney Spears without her extensions(not that her extensions are great either, tacky)...its the most horrid pic I've ever seen of her. She literally looks like a chunky, 50 year old corny ass housewife. I swear to god this girl has clones, she always looks so different. Have you people seen it? It not, check out x17online (total Britney ass kisser site; blech, but oh well) its on a side pic and says Britney au naturel; as if she looks good or something. BLECH!!! Morning Flem! Well, the pic is probably else where as well, but it just goes to show you what magic they can do with this girl with the right makeup, etc, etc. and how fabricated so many of our favorite stars are. All the photoshopping, etc. Goes to show you that most of them are not much better looking than the rest of us common folk!

I think she looks great. There are 18 year old girls that weigh 200 lbs with raging pizza face that couldn't come close to looking like this chick in her 30s does. I'm getting tired of the "any woman over 25 is "old"" bullshit on this website. I think guys who think a 30 year old woman is old are guys who can't handle women and only want to date 18 year old chicks who will take all kinds of shit unlike us "old bitches."

I have a guy friend who is 31 but won't date chicks anywhere near his own age for that exact reason, he can't handle a real woman.

she looks ok.

one can see that she's posturing for the camera and that she knows she can only pull it off in a reclined position so that the rolls aren't evident.

she does have quite an unpleasant natural expression and a very sharp jaw-line -- of course, if you whored yourself out to get into PLAYBOY at that age, then allowed any number of scumbag hollywood execs and "actors" to pound you for all of those years, you'd probably have the same bitter trip going on -- possibly the one connection she has to jim carrey, another wholly bitter "funnyman" "celebrity".

i.o., let's go!

34 isn't old you asshole

Jillia, how do you know she is only 15lb more than Nicole Ritchie??? And it doesn't matter if she looks bigger than Nicole Ritchie, I bet her body fat is lower. She is well lean in these pics.

She looks alot like Jim Carrey in the face.. Totally disgusting.