Aug 29 2007Jenna Jameson still quacking along

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God help me I don't know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can't even comprehend that she's a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning cartoon. And I knew Tito Ortiz was tough, but tough enough to bring himself to have sex with this thing? He's like Wolverine and a beer keg smooshed into one.



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Here fishey, fishey

Fishey?

Fishey!

A good example of what can happen when 1000's of cocks have been slammed into your mouth.

Holy jacked-up mugs-
What the fuck is wrong with this chick?

With that Rasta hat and Britney's boots, I know what my next ensemble will be!

DAMN, THIS IS ONE UGLY BITCH! SHE LOOKED BETTER,,IN 2003 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

dd

Why are we only concentrating on what SHE looks like? What about him? He looks like he's trying out for the sequel to Mask.

Yes, she is hideous, but what about fucking Tito???? Double Y chromosome, anyone?

She looks like Tito grabbed her by the back of the head, stretched her face out (like the alien in MIB) and punched her right in the mouth. I just dont get it when these chicks to this shit.

I can't believe I have to be with this duck billed bitch.

Yes, #9....yessssss.

I'm confused by her wife beater, I mean top, is it "I heart bad boys" or "I punish bad boys"? Either way, something tells me that she does more than that to any man she encounters!

Cowgirl - I left you a message on your site

Rocky Dennis

I don't know what Tito is so smug about; he got her about ten years too late. Jenna is the mid-90's was one of the all time great fuckers. She was cute and round and innocent looking with great hoots. Her scene with Rocco in Jenna Loves Rocco is a real five-stroker. I'll never forget the time Jenna let Vince Voyeur cum in her mouth. That was the first time I had ever seen a girl do that. Little did I know that it was not something most girls are eager to do, but Jenna really sold it. I'm sure she's still a great fuck, but looking at her makes me wistful for those days in college, the room smelling of sunflower seed oil, my sweat pants around my ankes, unable to move, completely spent, all thanks to Jenna. In her current incarnation she is a dead ringer for my second cousin's wife, who had a massive stroke. She suffered brain damage, and ever since then she's been dressing exactly like this, except she drools and has to have her twelve year old daughter help change her diapers. Very sad, but not as sad as Tito thinking he scored some kind of prize. Hey, Tito: if you were walking around with Amanda West, McKenzie Miles, Skyy Cherry or Rebecca Linares I would be impressed. But you're not, so I aint.

LOL @ #16.

Tito must have punched Jenna in the mouth. There's no other plausible excuse for her quacker.

She's doing heroine and looks like a skanky crack whore

Remember when she used to look like this?:

http://www.jennajameson.com/tour1.php?nats=MTk2MTI6MjM6NTg,0,0,0,0

he has sexy feet.

when she's not posing, she looks more normal & cute.

@14 I think the T-shirt is saying she like to fist bad boys. And it seems like Tito likes a little fisting

grape ape grape ape grape ape!!

I remember Grape Ape. OC, Just like Tito.

punishment.. thats exactly what tito got when he went up against chuck.

Honestly, she doesn't look that bad here.

It Tito is so bad-ass lets see him go up against Kimbo.

I wish she were dead , she is not good for anything , well ok let me say , she is a fuck.... horrible psycho bitch , bull shit

Jesus... enough of this used up porn star...

#23---Oh, thanks for the elaboration (word?). He does look like there is something up there though aye?

this is disturbing, she looks half human half duck :S

Fucking Fish...posts a picture of Howard the Duck and thinks it's Jenna Jameson! He must be partying with Lohan again.

What the hell is the big deal? She had her lips surgically altered so that she could more efficiently gobble up my splooge.
You are all making it seem like a bad thing.

if she put on 10-15lbs and quit the lip injections, she'd look normal.

Tito looks like something they dug out of Michael Vick's pit bull graveyard....no offense to the dead dogs.

Superfish and Senator Craig : Best Buddies??

It's actually fairly humerous how people can say she's so ugly and what not yet she made her fortune by selling her body and most everyone here is a 50 year old man, home wanking it to her pictures post this website. ;)

-Shan <33

AND THE BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO POUT HER LIPS. LIKE THEY AREN'T BIG ENOUGH!!!

@ 1 lol! Ha Ha

Very wrinkled armpits.

hey "shan <33" she's ugly NOW. she made her money before the ugliness attacked her body (along with what i'm sure is many a V.D.). do you get the difference? one is past tense & the other is present.

i don't really know much about this dude, but i'm assuming he's a major douche solely based upon how he wears his sunglasses on his neck.

I heard somewhere that she had cancer or something. I mean thats awful..but if not...whats her deal...and as for Tito...I never knew a humans eyes could be so close together hes the closest thing to cyclops.

she's quackers

Punishment is right.

Yo, Shan<33: I don't see anything humerous (sic) about it, and what not.

Amen mrs. t! Tito better take what he can get. I don't think he'd do very well with a Personal "Giant SWM with huge lawnmower head seeking species-confused nympho..."

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.

It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

Can someone tell me why they are advertising that he likes her to fist him? That would make TMI the understatement of the decade.

I know that this slut shaves years off her age, but, come on, she has to be at least 55 or more. Even at 55+ she still looks like a yellow, bathtub rubber ducky. I hope she slips down the drain soon.

I bet he can't even feel the sides of that thing...and besides, why the fuck would anyone want to? It's like risking your life by hanging off the edge of a cliff. I bet that whore has every std known to man.

#48 that was very touching but YOU ARE OFF TOPIC. Now I'm just damn confused.

Dang! Michael Jackson's getting whiter by the minute!

Everything you say is funny because it is so fucking true. Jesus, she used to have such a hot face and now she is just RUINED. It doesn't help that every time I see that giant bald ape she is with, I can't help but picture him fucking her in that duck mouth with all his monkey strength. I give him about three more months of sleeping with her before she is literally hamburger meat head to toe. Poor girl.

i think she looks better now!!!!!! are u guys insane?

Why do white women want monkey lips?

Jenna Looks Like She's Been Under More Than Sweaty Men, I'm Thinkin Under The Knife Too :) She Looks Pretty Hot On Younghollywood.com check out vid http://www.younghollywood.com/lifestyle.php?bcpid=992329315&bclid=1039847645&bctid=1164186264

Wow, i never really looked at a picture of that Tito guy but yeah, he's seriously fugly!!!

Compared to Britney, she's looking pretty good.

I can see up Tito's nose!

Hmmm...no brain.

What is it about Tito that makes me want to smash his face in with a bat?

I don't even know the guy. But just looking at that douche bag makes me want to hit something.

After all those years of a tiny little voice in her mind saying "duck!" just before all the money shots, instead she becomes one. Tito looks like a lazy slob, maybe he just wanted a girl with an already-torn rectum.

@21-so fricking sad. From a 10 to a 2, Whats up with these LA skanks--they look like they all got Joker disease from the first Batman movie. Very POSH!

Ironically Tito hooked up with her after she was all "tapped out" - get it?!?!?! haw haw haw haw haw haw....no.

I love Jenna! She's so...so...sticky...and salty...

I have to admit that in all my years of teaching, I never warned any kids that dozens of anal gang bangs will turn you into a duck. A black chick, maybe, but not a duck.

You people are crazy, she looks fine.

Maybe she partied.

Say what you want but treated well, a woman like that can provide hours of entertainment.

Tito's a lucky guy.


Oh come on she still looks like the angel cuteness Jenna when she smiles.

Its just that pouting posing that makes it looks fucking stupid.

Shes still an adorable pixie and I want to put her in a dollhouse. (In a non psychotic way.)

what is the purpose of this post? i'm pretty sure there are other celebrities doing more interesting things than just...living. FIND SOMEONE ELSE FISH

awww she used to be so pretty. but what can you expect. After more shots in the face than 50 cent.

Oops, I thought this was Joan Rivers!

Awesome - more hideous pictures of Jar-Jar Jameson.

This sucks......................cock, lots and lots of cock.

What the hell happened to this woman? i saw her dance about 9 years ago at a club and she was gorgeous...looking at her now I don't even think it's the same person

She's really gone downhill.

So..... her shirt DOES say "I fist bad boys" right? lol

@76
No it says "I LOVE to fist bad boys"

Tito is a brave man - Chuck Lidell twice and now that thing!

http://retire-with-millions.com

That's what happens when you get put on a diet of cum and dirty sanchez's. Svelt body. Fucked up face. Actually, she kind of looks like a blow up sex doll. She's just half blown up.

Yeah, a pixie that just got fininshed bangin' the 7th fleet!

*shakes head walks away*

Awwww come on now Jrzymommy, say something please

Well.... she used to be hot...

STILL???
God she's been "quacking along" since yesterday!


New post please

I know she had cootchie surgery.

Maybe they, you know, switch lips or something????

Just throwing that out there.

.

Well, maybe her Pussy's gone all out of business, looks like her armpits are doing all the work now...zoom in on those!

He has the biggest head ever....

TT--I.........just can't. It's all been said.

...I love the alacrity!

Folks, this is person in the early stages of HIV.

What does her shirt say? "I'm a Bag of Bones" or a "Bag of Cum?" I need my glasses.

I couldn't touch lips like that with a steak knife. I'm so glad I'm a straight girl because I couldn't take that if I was a dude or a dyke. If my girl came home with those "flappers" I'd be all "that's it, I'm outta here. C-ya!"

Fucking phoney-baloney, plastic, shallow, ain't got no brains between them, posers.

She likes "Bad Boys" huh?
Like the ones who gang-raped her when she was a teenager? (Look it up...)

Grow up and become a woman you dumb coconut.

She looks slightly transvestite-ish. If I saw her shopping at Target in West Hollywood I'd call it a worthy effort, but knowing that she actually IS a woman and Jenna Jameson makes me angry at her, and I don't even know her! There's no excuse for a real female to look this way (decade of porn notwithstanding).

What a degenerate.

Hey Tito, the phrase "Go Fuck a Duck " isn't meant to be taken literally.

# 41 : "Bob" :

In comment to yours, She might not look as well as she used to when she was "Barely 18" and still had fake breasts, but just the point that she made by quitting pornography all together shows that she appreciates how she looks. She got rid of the fake breasts, and I think she looks better natural than plastic, but if you like your women pumped full of rubber...Get a blow up doll.

To make my point more clear, I do admit she's not as 'pornographically pretty" as she was 15 years ago, but this girl still gets thousands for showing up to events, where as...People ask you to leave. ;)

Thanks,
Shantel. <3

I believe the "Trout Pout" fad can be historically traced to the beginning of Angelina Jolie's career.

WOAH! What are pics of my grandma doing on this website??? Oh wait, my grandma isn't THAT wrinkled.

Why are you guys making fun of her? Have you seen that thing she's with? His head looks like a cabbage patch kid that got left outside too long. Good lord...I must go rinse my eyes out with bleach...I just got tag teamed by ugly and it hurts like a motherfucker.

Jeez, what a big head he's got.

As for Jenna: she's one ugly mother f-----. WTF happened.

This is the most extreme combination of anorexia and boob implants Ive seen in a while. Its distgusting. EAT SOMETHING!!!

She must have some kind of health problem. No other way to describe a decline like that. Maybe getting pentrated by innumerable penises and other objects qualifies as a health problem. I can't imagine dating a pornstar. Gross.

Man, Jenna fucked herself up. She has officially turned her face in to a gigantic vagina. No wonder she quit porno for good (yeah, right), you don't have to pay to see her pussy anymore, it's on her face now! Also, can Tito's jaw get any more pronounced? He looks like an ape. A big, dumb fucking ape. Poor guy, now wonder he's fighting all the time. His girl's been nailed on camera by tons of well-hung guys, for over a decade. I'd be mad too, if i had to stick myself in to a person that looks like a human asshole.

how can everyone tell her she looks so nice, she looks like shit and needs a wake up call before she is dead

Um, don't you think that women who do porn already have some psychological problems, often starting with childhood sexual abuse - which Jenna has admitted to?

hi jena you are so sweet and beutiful girl and i like you so much evere day i go in your websaight its so nice

Bloody shame. I would guess she is dying of leukaemia or something: I don't know what happened. Perhaps the big funny looking guy in the terrible suit is kindly looking after her because he cares. You've all had your fun, you should allow her the dignity to pass away in peace if she really is fading. However I hope she recovers.

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