Aug 2 2007Heidi Montag is a Girl Gone Wild

FIRST!!!!!

byaaah

Damnnn that's a really good boobjob.

@3 u betcha!!!!

nice tits. other than that...

Thank God! Yet another bikini pic! I was beginning to jonezzzz for more!

yeah, I'd hit it...again that is...

Another nobody chick in her bikini????? This site is getting lamer by the minute.... go to perezhilton.com or tmz.com.... they post all of the real juicy gossip.... this site is going down the drain, quick.

BOOOOOOORING. Another skinny blond chick with implants....must be a slow news day.

I believe english rapper Sir Mix-a-lot said it best "Silicone parts are made for toys"

I thin her boobs look amazing!! did you notice that 11th picture? the guy has his eyes fixated on her ass... haha... he was caught red-handed

and in #13 hes staring right at her crotch

Who's this slag and why should I care?

Ya know, all the bikini pictures are beginning to blur into one image. They all look alike now. (Yawn!)

Hey,Hey,Hey
This chic could use some protein.
You know, it does not hurt to eat every now and then...
Bonedar lug Zanna

yawn.. another bimb in a bathing suit.

this is becoming a crushing bore.

So there's this girl who lives down my street. Sometimes she puts on a bikini and lies out in the sun. She's ok, not bad, nothing special. Maybe I should send in some pics.

What's a celebrity?

Fucking whippet.

#6 All Wet Eagle.........can I ask one question? Why are you wet? And where are you wet at?

Oh by the way this bitch in the bikini is too damn skinny, she needs some more meat.

I miss messing with the stupid celebs. I really get no fun out of saying a chick in her bikini, simming/surfing/laying by the pool/or whatever is hot, fat, or other stupid crap. bring back the "dumbasses".

Can't somebody in hollywood do something stupid. I know Nicole richie is doing something stupid. And Shitney is always stupid. Time to cathc them. Mel Gibson is more than likely drunk and stupid.

uh 10, that's her equally nobody-ish boyfriend.

this whore is the biggest waste of space. you know she just spends all day looking at herself in the mirror contemplating getting even bigger boobs because her douche boyfriend tells her they're not big enough. that's probably why she's starving herself too.

Id bang that until her clit fell off. Then id stop and pick up her clit and put it in my pocket, and Id bang it some more.

nice boobjob...#8 i completely agree with you

#17 - You're a VicTrolla! The REAL Vic would have first said that he'd drink this chick's douche water before saying anything else.
#20 - down with that, yo!
When are all of these photos going to get put on the "So Freaking Hot" section of the home page so we won't have to look at Lilo's ugly mugshot & Brit's beer belly anymore?

the bolt-on's look decent, I've seen much better.. looks like spencer has been hittin the roids.

what is it about a girl wairing a cowboy hat thats so goddam hot?!?
and oh yes let's not forget while wearing the bikini of course.
she's toght toght like a tiger(has Goldmember would say)

#22 Wedgeone, that was me. But I wouldn't really drink this girl's douche water. For some reason, I have a feeling that she has a nasty smelly pussy, and wouldn't want my mouth anywhere near that.

Plus she needs some meat on her body. I'll take #6 Wet Eagle over this bitch any day.

Oh, I forgot to mention. Then I'd sell the clit on ebay for coke money.

I guess none of you watch the hills on mtv (im forced to since the gf watches it (not that I complain the chicks are hot)) its a spin-off from laguna beach, which is were we live, anyway if you did you would know this guy Spencer is the biggest douche bag in existence.

is he tryin to look up her arsehole in pic 11?

Who IS she and WHY does she matter?...

The only thing I learned about her was.........................
She likes to admire her own tits and she's a mouth-breather like Blohan ...

These "reality show stars" just really think they are all that and then some!!!!!!!!!!! ... LOL...

Caption contest needed for pic #11...

Is this chick 18? Can I legally hit it?

Love how the implants soidified and turned rock hard. Fuckin gross bags. I'd totally sue my doctor or at least get a refund. When is she gonna do something about her face though? And how big is Spencers cock Heidi? I know if theres ever a tv personality that reads the fish it is Heidi Monutage. You are as fake as they come hon, just look at how your trying so hard not to notice the retards taking pix of you as you put on your best A-game. Superfich this is not a celeb, these 2 are like the un-famous version of Brit and k-fag. What do we care about these 2 losers?

I'd hit it...

So I guess she went through with the implants after all (or did we already know that...)?

how about a chin reduction next.

When you bikini bottom literally sags off, it's time to reconsider the tit purchase and time to get you some ass-plants.

That's hot!
http://www.freswhdailygossip.com

31, i think she already got a nose job...not that it helped her situation.

Is it just me or is that guys face way too tiny for his head?

damn fish, is it really that slow today. come on, wake up! atleast make the chick hot if shes going get her own colum.

damn fish, is it really that slow today. come on, wake up! atleast make the chick hot if shes going get her own colum.

I'd hit it.

I see this guy is pleasantly surprised about her athletic abilities (photo 11 from the left).

who's that?!

The nose job makes her chin look even bigger.

Is it just me...or is that guy just staring at her crotch in a couple photos?

Aaww, she's taking a porn shower, - at least she knows which side her career is buttered

♦♦♦third row ..1zt. pic..that guy zure iz enjoying hiz beaverzhot♦♦♦

The strange thing is i'm not surprised they're taking a cold shower after the surfsession.

this is one ugly diaper-bikini! plus the top and the bottom dont match.

Frist?

So,
basically you can be a plain jane, pay for a boob job, and get famous?
I think I need to cash in some of my 401-k, then I'll be famous.
Oh, wait, my boobs are big already, why am I not famous?

You are all jealous because I am Heidi and you are not. Most girls with a body as hot as mine are doing porn to pay the bills. I have brains too!

I hate those fucking trucker sun glasses. That is only one of the heinous trends out there now. "10-4 Good buddy." "Over and out!"

you're pathetic heidi. you sold your soul to mtv, stayed with douchebag mcgee, and lost a great friend over it.

go kill yourself.

she needs her diaper changed... and I'm sure spencer is more than willing to change it for her... then bang her friend.

FUCK.........today is boring........No Frist, no Wet Eagle, nobody. This is turning to be a fucked up day.

53, you say that as if she was some sort of person of worth before mtv. I hardly believe that to be the case.

This site is giving me stupid popups for some dumb antivirus spam program. Thanks a lot ass!!

It's been rumored that she has some major beef curtians.... judging by the pics it sure looks like it.

What's with the repeated use of "beef curtains"?
Beef = meat from a cow
Curtains = a window covering
Beef Curtains = cunt?

Makes no sense to me.

I don't know much about surfing, but doesn't it require waves?

@59 - Very large labia.

So hot.

Want to touch the heiny........

What a whore.

attention whore

she has such a great body. nice to see her and spencer toghether. i think she has the best body out of all the young girls in hollywood.

Thanks 61 but I said it didn't make sense, I didn't say I didn't know what it was.

Her glasses are not big enough. She needs bigger glasses. What the fuck is wrong with this girl? Small glasses are out, big are in. The bigger the better. A girl's sunglasses should cover her face, body, and cast a shadow across downtown. They should be so big they offset fucking global warming by bouncing the sun's rays back into space. When a girl puts on her big glasses, night should fall on the rest of us. That's how fucking big we want girl's glasses.

I LIKE BIG GLASSES AND I CANNOT LIE...YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY...WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH GLASS COVERING HER FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!!!

The guy fixated on her ass as he "teaches her to surf" is priceless...

Can't blame him though...

you can tell he's totally getting hard watching her take her shower. She reminds me of tori spelling.

The planetoid glasses and the fucking douche bag staring at her crotch aside, I really like these photos. I would tap that for sure!

#65...she is stick-skinny with balloon boobs. That's not a body type. That body does not occur in nature. If she didn't have the implants, she would be so flat you could really notice how underweight she is and the Nicole type backlash would begin.

This just in from 71. Of the 5 or 6 billion people in the world, there is not one who is stick-skinny but has large boobs.
There are people who are nearly 8 feet tall, there are people who weigh 1000 lbs, there are people who have 95% of their body covered in hair, but there are no, repeat, no skinny people with large breasts.
That is all, We now resume normal programming.

#20, you're my hero!

I like pic #11. You can tell that she's been in that position before.

i would tap that ass so many times in one day.....i sound like a dork i know

Where is her supposed engagement ring?

Umm... Fish?

Did she call a press conference to attend this surfing lesson?

If not, why are you on her case?

Look, I like bikini girls as much as you do, but I'm not really sure why you need to rip on her to put her pics on the site.

spencer is a tool and she's even more of a dickhead for staying with him.

I'm really starting to wonder why I didn't watch "the Hills" more often. Oh that's right, the show sucked.

I did get the urge to pick up an Italian Beef sandwich for some reason.

Why all the hatin'? This girl is SO friggin' HOT! Look at that body! Why don't we see more of her?

@72 I am skinny with large breasts. Unfortunately. Smaller are much better!

Who the hell rinses off like that?? She's fug.

i dont know what's classier, her bathing suit or star belly button ring. trash.

Dis has everything.
- girl on all 4's
- showering
- bikini
- the best tit job I've seen in fours scores and 7 yeares
- douchebag guy frolicing with such hotness

he totally has a boner in pic #15 & #16.

and now so do i

This chick looks great. And I'm not even into blondes.

doesn't she have to be drunk or drugged
to be wearing a girls gone wild bikini?

I would love to have her body.

I love those hills. Sick

yep i'd hit it hard couple times, but other than that there is nothing especial about her. now megan foxxx is a different story.....yumm

Oh now you've done it. Megan Foxx, me----------OW. The Maxim cover is hotzsa.

***team lauren***
Heidi is brainwashed by that terd , so sad cause she used to be a cool person and a good friend. I she never met that loser her life would be better. Heidi stop being MANipulated.

I think most people are tired of looking at her in another bikini. She needs another schtick.

I dont know who this chick is but I get a good feeling from her.......in my pants!!

please never post anything about this girl ever again

you forget to comment on her hot boyfriend, and when i mean hot, i meant evil gremlin leperchaun.

Wow... I want to squeeze those tits all day and night.

WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE

#80. "thats what she said".

Hi there Heidi Montag, let's meet den nächsten dienstag?

That is Spencer her jerk-off of a boyfriend.

Attention whore. She's 100% aware of the paparazzi taking her picture but she's trying to pretend like she doesn't notice them. Cuz yeah, girls really take showers like that. Throwing their head back with their mouth open in an orgasm-like sigh. It's so staged it's not even funny.

almost unrecognizable with that nose job of hers..sick body though,babealicious

I had a dream about Heidi last night, she was really nice; we watched a movie together and snuggled.

DON'T GET ME WRONG-I THINK HEIDI'S FIGURE IS CUTE AND GOES W/HER UPBEAT PERSONALITY...BUT SHE HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A MEDIA SLUT THAT CAN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT!! HER AND HER DUMBASS MAN SPENCER BOTH NEED STOP CONTACTING PHOTOGRAPHER'S TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE AND GET IT PUBLICISED, THEY NEED TO STOP POPPING OFF AT THE MOUTH 'BOUTH LAUREN CONRAD (IF YOU'RE NOT COOL, JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT), AND THEY REALLY NEED TO NOT LET SPENCER ON HEIDI'S MUSIC (CAUSE EVERYTHING HE DOES IS BRINGING HER DOWN). DEAL W/IT......

Laurens awsome!

Heidi is a s!ut B!tch C0cK sucking wh0re! I hope she gets spencer dick stuck all up in her ass.........let them get paid by the photographers for that one!!!!!! Sons'of bitches!

I love Comment 103

gooooooo girl you look greate. they re just jealoussssss. great body keep
looking good.