Aug 6 2007Gwyneth Paltrow turns to snake venom

snake venom? is that the new hip word for ejaculate?

I'd fuck her and then clean it up with my tounge. Yummy

foist! my foist foist. oh how sweet it is...I think i'll go pull a load of snake venom and smear it all over my cubicle mates face.......afterall, whats good for gwyneth is good for us all!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've known this for a while....this bitch is insane. Naming your kid Apple and tons of other stuff. I'd hit it but I wouldn't want to live with her..... Actually she looks like crap in this pic.

♦zhez an old bitch..ztupid married zhit..have to zuck hiz ugly cock daily♦

she lookz like zhe part of the Addamz family with that fucked up smile..

That's why she looks like an iguana in that pic!

I think she is using it to audition for the role of Voldemort in the last Harry Potter movie.

♥put the bitch back in the fatt zuit..thatz the only time zhe waz funny♥

you know you're ugly when you use venom to make your prettier. She should try injecting the venom....that would at least help the rest of the world out.

Cobra commander will be pissed.

And this bitch once said.............................

"LONDON (KP International) - American actress Gwyneth Paltrow has 'fessed up to falling in love with England, and that her adopted home's people take the cake when it comes to brains.
"Brits are far more intelligent and civilized than Americans,"

~Go fuck yourself ugly bitch.. take that husband of yours that can't sing with you ..

Know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

yeah someone needs to tell her that nothing she puts on her face is going to make her attractive, except maybe a Jason mask.

I hope she ends up looking like Voldermort

She took a couple of years of facial injections from Brad Pitt's snake right? Maybe she's obsessed with the story of Adam and Eve, naming her kid apple and rubbing snake venom goo all over her face. Since she wen't off on Americans being stupid I haven't gone to a movie that she's been in. Limey.

That sounds dangerous...

The shape of her face looks more the incarnate Fred Flindstone to me.

Ugly girl!

Eeeww,you must be a latent homosexual if you wanna hump this girl!

Is it me or have all the "has-been" actresses gone fucking crazy? This bitch is all macrobiotic and shit and she's using stuff that has been milked from a viper, against his own will. God, I can't wait until one of these assholes absorb some of that shit and die from poisoning.

Nice pro-active, pro-environment action, Gwynnie you Pig.

Wow, who would have guessed Chris Martin would end up being the better catch of these two? Kind of like Kevin and Britney, but with a shred of talent

i hate this stuck up twat. Insulting Americans? She made her millions right here. American dollars. Plus, she is over rated. She really is no great beauty, never was.

Bitch is so not worth talking about anymore. Next!

So, who's going to tell her the shit ain't working?

Haha I love what she said about Americans - and its sooo true!
However using a product with snake venom is fucking cruel and stupid - just goes to show she's a fucking stupid American too.

WTF snake venom is already hard enough to get and they're using it for cosmetic purposes!?! that's just sick. While this bitch is trying to look young again, Billy down the street who just got bit by a snake might die while unknowingly that his only cure is seeping into the pores of some skank!! God I fucking hate these celebrities who think the most ridiculous things will help their skin. I hope they die looking like a diseased mannequin.

maybe cuz we're obsessed with celebrities and not cultured enough

ew why would they want to put that shit on their face?

I am endowed with an over-sized clit, massive v-lips, and congential uterine odor. I am seeking a nice young lesbian looking to serve my perverse tendencies. Even one of you ugly sluts here will do. Any offers?

ive heard this before. he ruins things by trying to crack jokes with every post he makes. then he ends up repeating them. its dumb.

#30- your stab at trying to be funny is about as original as calling people that you CAN'T SEE ugly. do yourself a favor and run, far.

Lick the dripping elder mung from my hairy crusty anus, ali. What have you offered? Who said I was trying to be funny. Hmmm, seems your impotent analysis is incorrect. Surprise!!!!!
Have a nice gay!

"cunt"- just so long as you know. thats all i was really going for. yay for 6th grade potty humor!

Damn sweet thang, you be gibbin me way mo' intamalectual credit then I be deservin' yo. I would like to hook up with you though. Like we can go fishin' for brown trout. I take you out for an all you can eat buffet, you know the type of place a gravity-field-generating cow like yourself is way more accustomed to than you are to admit, and while downing your fourth cream and butter-laden potatoe I insert a small long hook in it. We let it sit for a while and then...zinggggg ...away goes the reel as you mindlessly try to escape!!!
(Folks, this big eatin' girl falls for this shit every time.)

Why doesn't she eat some dried tiger penis and rhino horn while she's at it? Freak.

@ cunt....
Sounds delicious, I'd LOVE to be your little bitch. I'm feminine enough to "pass" and I too have an oversized clit. tee hee

Guys, it's just a stupid and ignorant journalist that understood nothing
I work for a skincare company, we do have some product using sintethic viper venom but it's really sintethic (it mimic the structure of the venom, but we can do in laboratories and avoiding side effects)
The fact is that it works like an antiage (with a lighter effect than botox)

So the poor Ms Paltrow has done nothing weird (except calling her daughter Apple) ;-)

Texas Tranny, can I call you TT? I would love "hook up" with you Darlin'!!
xoxoxo, :0, 69, y not!!!!!!!

@cunt
You can call me anything you want to call me.
We can hook-up anytime, email me.

Wow. She looks incredibly bad in the picture. What happened to her career? Pretty soon she'll be too old to get the good roles.

Wow - Texas Tranny finally got a hookup, and "it" has Gwennyth Paltrow to thank for that.

When will she finally go away for good?

someone needs to tell her it isn't working.

She pays for snake venom beauty treatments. What a moron. Doesn't she know that she can go to the Arizona desert and find hundreds of snakes that will bite her face for free.

#35- seriously, i'm....speechless.

at least there's a chance these dingleberries will go broke, then Gwen will have to milk the snakes herself!

sorry

Ewww, how much I hate her! She's an ugly bitch who spreads her crap around Uk and USA! When she's in USA, she talks shit about Brits, when she's in the UK, she talks shit about Americans. What a messed up bitch and her I sing like shit husband!

@ cunt.......where did you go?

Damn

Right or wrong, she turned her back on her country - but she'll have no problem coming back and taking money from the American sucker, who never seems to tire of being spat upon. Go eat shit, Gwen!