Aug 30 2007Gwen Stefani Hawaii bikini pictures

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Implamnts please! Hate looking at boards

Shorty, what is your sign?

Im no longer a first-virgin. In case anybody cares.

drum chest

She looks good for her age.

once again, a story both rich and compelling.........z z z

I do like her sarong though.

Gwen is so hot, I want to do, I mean BE her!

"She looks good for her age."
Fuck you. she's only 38.

She looks happy and pretty in these pictures, very natural and down to earth. I like the natural Gwen better than the heavily made up Gwen, but that's just MHO.

where is that?

@10
I like the slutty make-up better, because she looks more like me.

Fuck me? I'm 36 with four children and I had to get much work done just be in the same league as Gwen, she's a hot late 30-year-old mum.

@7
I agree that is a pretty outfit.

@8 Cowgirl, you can admit it, that you would do her, even if it's your first lezbo scene.

Oh my god I (voice moves to a high-pitched, sing-song falsetto) LOVE HERRRRRR!

There's a classy lady, folks. Nothing but love for Gwen.

He's not so bad either.....

seriously texas fucking tramp. Your disgusting inuendos about being whatever the fuck you are is sick. Are you a man? Jesus, act like one. You sicken me.

looks great... but i am confused, where did her implants go?

Such fine alabaster craftsmanship

I thought she had a boob job ? I guess she was just using padding

@17
Oh I'm scared now........quivering in my high heels. sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Tee Hee

*limp-wristed wave*

TT, I admit it, I'd do her, but I'd DATE her man! I gotch your man!

Wait just a gosh darned minute here! The amazing thing about this story is not her stomach, it's that celebrities carry their things around in paper sacks!! Just like normal people!! I mean, isn't she married to some real famous musician or something? And he's got his shoes and other shit just stuffed in a paper grocery bag? Like a homeless person? Doesn't he pay someone to carry shit for him? What's a matter? You couldn't afford a Love Angel Music Baby tote bag? Or your wife wouldn't let you get one at a discount? Hah!!!

Hey 17...

What would you rather TT do? Act like a complete ass like you? Bash people because they don't fit into your cookie cutter ideals? Please! You are an asshole and your children will be born retarded.

btw, I have never heard TT say a bad thing about any other poster unless attacked by ignoramuses like you!

And wtf is so horrible about saying he likes the skirt?

Twat-rocket.

Oh...and my apologizes to those parents who have children who are mentally challenged.

It was not my intention to insult you...

what is in gavin's shoe? i love that gwen doesn't have tacky implants like everyone else.

has anyone else noticed that besides gwens fab abs, gavin's got some towel shoved in his slipper??

Why didn't she wear the big glasses?

Halle Barry is 40 beotches! check it out: http://men.msn.com/staticslideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=4879931&imageindex=14

And why is there a towel stuffed between his right foot and sandal? Is it a new way of leaving a pedi salon? Celebrities are fun! They do silly things!

Thank you very much #24.

Hey Val, you've got mail.

They"re both Pretty

@31
I bet he has a boo-boo.

Do we think baby Kingston is in the paper bag?

She looks awesome, always liked her

TT,

Not a problem. I may live in Jersey...but part of my heart is in Houston.

It bothers me when people believe in selective freedom of speech (as in only what they believe in, no one else's beliefs).

I'm only saying its gross fucking comments about wearing girl heels and fucking guys gets really old, fast.

but now I want some cookies....hum.

Gwen has implants-they're just small (before the implants she was a AA cup-now she's looking like a small B).

What's up with the dumb t-shirt Gavin-white guilt much?

If you know what TT is going to say then...

Skip his comments!

DUH!

@33 ...awww, widdle baby hurt his widdle footie? Yeah I bet you're right. Stepped on a sharp shell or something. Damn, that's what happens when you jet off to Hawaii!

Hey 17--go potty with Larry Craig, you self-hating closeted fuck.

I don't get it. If TT was stuffing the heels in his coolie, I'd understand the grossness, but they are on his feet like shoes ought to be.

Step out of the closet because only closeted people rant so viciously.

(running femininely "Oh TT, wait for meeeeee" (guess who this is??LDB)

Larry Craig is from Idahomo. HAHAHAHAHA....now THAT is clever.

hey @ 17 look at you name and take that advice

she should go natural on her lips like that more often. it makes her look younger and fresher. you go, gwen!

Homo-phobia is SOOOO 6 years ago.....(rolls eyes)

Why don’t you just ignore me?
Or maybe you’re a little intrigued by me and want to take a walk on the wild side, but you’re afraid to admit it. You sound a like a little closed minded prude. Let it go, just let it go.
They are a lot of women that tell me I’m more of a man than most. It takes a real man to explore his feminine side.

And another thing, it looks like I have a lot of friends here at the Fish, so run along back to your friends at the fag-hilton website.

Hey LDB
*waves limp-wristed*
Girlfriend

@13 It should be, she looks great period. Now that's someone I'll admit I'm jealous of (but not maliciously so). Not Paris, Lohan, Kim Kardashian, or even Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba. If I could get a new body, it would be a Gwen Stefani clone.

@46 Friends at the Fish? Geez... not only are you a freak, you're a fucking loser. Go find REAL friends. Not E-friends.

Tends to prove that people who look healthy and natural are sexier.
BTW, I do not understand that whole abs thing. I saw a friend in Finland, a tall, cute and thin 35 year-old woman who just had a baby, and I almost screamed in horror when I saw her stomach, the skin was wrinkled like an old apple. It was supposed to be normal, and expected to disappear after a while. How come Gwen has a smooth stomach ? Is there that much difference between people ? I am speaking about skin, here, so exercice does not help...

IMPLANTS!!!

WTF are you people talking about? I've been following No Doubt, GS, etc. for YEARS and her boobies, albeit small, have not changed. Gee, maybe they are a tad mor plump cuz she HAD A BABY.

You know, not everybody is completely spaztic about their boobs. This girl is known for having her own sense of style and a good self-image. WOW, what a novel idea. (Christ)

Oh TT you are such a nasty, nasty little kitty! (hisses at TT)

I like Gwen. She taught me how to spell bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

That's bananas...

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Britney taught me how to dress without pants, but that didn't go over so well, the stupid bitch.

49---There a lot of factors that come in to play with skin elasticity like rapid weight gain and loss, diet,etc. Gwen more than likely has personal chefs and coaches that made sure that she only gained the exact amount weight needed to produce an offspring, so she could hopefully avoid stretch marks and stretchiness. She also has access to all the latest stuff like lazers n' light surgery.

Damn he's yummy.... lmao @ the Gwen has implants comment.... fucking idiot

@48 Fuck you troll.

TT you know I would never say anything like that to you

49 LauraE

It's the fact that she exercises regularly and all the time, combined with genetics.

If you look really closely, you can see slight stretchmarks by her hips. But, about the skin, it's really a toss of the dice sometimes, but generally, it's how you take care of yourself and if your muscles are really really tight.

See how pale she is? She doesn't destroy herself in the sun like, hmmm, who... Kate Hudson, who's about 9 years or more younger than Gwen, has one kid and has an awful, awful stomach. KH doesn't exercise either.

I smell a troll in 48. I've got real friends right here with me......lets see, there Elvis making drinks at the bar, Marilyn's in the kitchen making "special" brownies, Kurt is strumming his geetar on the couch and JFK is reading the new Harry Potter book in the library.

So yeah I got me some real friends.

WOW, I look at her and I remember being built like that, and not too long ago. Boyish yet girlie at the same time. What time is it....it's BALLY's time.

(Grabs bag and sneeks and runs to gym)

Yeah, I know Jimbo (the real Jimbo)

People keep saying she had implants, but from these pics I don't think so.

She looks great!

@ Jimbo. Ahem, you are one to talk. You always have your head wedged up Frists hiney. And aren't you the same Jim that used to post as Big Jim? You were just all up in people's business until your wife put a stop to that you big steroid pumping galoot.
Plus TT is one hot sissyboy!

Oops sorry Jimbo!! How I hate trolls!

@61 I am assuming you are talking about #48 who is one of our fucking trolls. And no I never posted as Big Jim

i think those are A cup implants.
see the early gwen vs the new gwen
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/GwenStefaniPicture.jpg

i wonder what her twin sister looks like these days

Man she looks good. Gavin Rossdale is one luck bastard. So is her son.

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Where celebrity goes hip-hop

aww she looks amazing! I love gwen I'm so happy for herr!

I saw the stretch marks too, that's probably why she's not showing off the legs; she has a nice stomach because she was fit before the baby so that, combined with working out and eating, has made her bounce back. i'm sure if she wasn't sucha work out, diet freak (like she said she's been doing sicne 12) she wouldn't look as good. i think the body is good but the face is busted; i can't stand her big- gummed smiles, nothing going for her but smooth skin- would look better without all those moles or whatever they are. her style is like pin up, cali, ska hooker, dresses herself blind look, i don't see anything special about a lady in her late 30s trying to hold on to her 20s and appeal to young teens, it's sad, grow up and your solo shit sucks, get back to no doubt , hag

@61

I agree, TT is one hot sissyboy, looks better than most women on here. He can rock my world anytime. He has big cock too.

@63 Damn, I fell for it. Sorry hun, wrong guy!

@69 No problem

LYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh. Small countour lypo.

Look who's 69.

Tee Hee

FagHag, wow, you are a complete idiot, huh? "He can rock my world anytime. He has big cock too". A faghag that wants to fuck their fag e-buddy? I didn't think this could get anymore rediculous, but you just managed it. TT is a fucking loser. It's not homophobia ya dumb fucks. It's not wanting to listen to him/her keep talking about sniffing panties and other fucked up shit that goes through his/her head........... you are both just fucking stupid.

All you straight ladies who look at Gwen and think, I'd do her, don't worry, you're still straight.

And you still like the bodies of slim short 20 year old white men.

Gwen is super hot! With her thin body, no tits, horse mouth...wait. What?

@72 It is one of my favorite numbers

Ahem….

Thank you all so much, for defending my honor. Lots of love to all my peeps out there in cyber land and to all the little people, they like me, they really do like me, they really, really do like me. Thank you.

#75, I couldn't have said it better

Damn.........#77 was supposed to be in my best Academy Awards voice.

This is my version of a limp wave.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo that's Gwen Stefani doing that lesbian shit

@73
Run along home, I hear your Mommie calling you. It's nap time and we know you can't miss your nappy or you get cranky.

*stands and applauds TT's speech, while wiping a tear away* (sorry. slow day at work)

And if you don't like it...you don't at any point have to continue reading it. No one here is twisting your arm.

lol.

"Me thinks the lady doth protest too much."

I noticed someone beat me to 69, kinda anti-climatic though aye?
Haters, haters in here today--hating on TT AND Gwen? But notice even the haters acknowledged her smooth skin and devotion to healthy living (Gwen's). Don't be jealous because she's a rich girl!

Screw you, you obviously haven't any any children to know how hard it is to lose the weight.

Gwen is too thin

85--Who you talkin' to? "You" can imply many people in here.

Hopefully her metabolism slows down after kid 2, she becomes chunky and stops making hideous outfits and music and fades aways, that goes for Britney also, who seems to be teetering on the edge... just take that dive already!

@86
Pass that over here and we can go on a vision quest together.

So HOTTT! She's gorgeous!

Hey TT, I have actually never gone on a vision quest or had a lesbo thing despite my testimony to the contrary. I've heard they're very trippy (peyote). Have you gone on a quest?

Now here is a story of a very brave boy.

DALLAS — A student at Sunset High School arrived for a second time Wednesday morning trying to register for class.

But it's what 17-year-old Luis Valderamma wears that has created issues with administrators.

He's a cross dresser, attired Wednesday in capri pants and heels.

"This is how I feel comfortable. This is me," Valderamma said.

The student was sent home on Monday, but on Wednesday, school officials did allow him to register and attend class.

The DISD would not elaborate on any further agreements about his wardrobe.

"I'm not a distraction. There's nothing in the rules that says I can't wear girl clothes," he said. "I see girls up here with saggy jeans. They come dressed up like boys. That's going to be a distraction, too."

Valderamma says he's willing to compromise somewhat and wear capris instead of skirts.

But he says his choices are limited, as he has already bought his entire girl wardrobe for the school year.

Where, oh where did #17 go? Back into the closet, sucking his thumb and playing with Mommy's shoes. Smelling Mommy's shoes, crying a little.

It takes a person of true character to really own who they are. And it takes wit and a big heart to be Texas Tranny. Shit, he didn't even feed your balls to you like we all know he could have-he's too classy to stir your turd. So classy that he's wearing a top hat and monocle with pretty lace panties RIGHT THIS SECOND.

See how I did that? Using the monocle joke that Fish uses once a week? And now with the "see how I did that? bit?

Gorgeous if you like boy bodies and white, practically radio-active glowing, skin and lots of GUM! I have to run, her bright ass flesh is burning my eyeballs

Almost forgot-Gwen looks tremendous. And as I am turning 38 this weekend, a big Fuck Off to the "she looks good for her age" posse.

I would kill for that stomach. She can have my boobs.

@90
Having grown up in the 60's and 70's in Dallas, what do you think? LOL

At a Willie 4th of July picnic, I once traded a cold Lone Star Beer for a peyote button and I saw GOD..............or was that just Willie, I can't remember.

Mrs. T
I'm laughing so hard, I think I peed my pretty sissy panties.

@95--I suppose that passes for a "quest". I was hoping for a tale of "alone in the wilderness thought a wolf ate my face off, but it became my totem" sort of tale. I have to live vicariously through someone!

P.s. Mrs. T,
they are lace trimmed today.

@97
No, thats what acid does to you.
Purple Microdot, Orange Sunshine, 4-way Windowpain. That shit had me seeing everything. A tree followed me home and ate my dog once.

Holy shit 99! I knew I was going to get an education when I chose to walk down your path! Thanks though! GL (guffawing louder than a coyote in TT's dreams)

@92
ROFLMAO

Smelling and playing with Mommies shoes........

I love it.

@100

Back at you.

And the best part is I didn't even own a dog.

Cowgirl: here's my "quest". Leaving Sound Factory (NYC) sometime during 1993, maybe early Spring, it was damn cold. Having mixed LSD, ecstasy and a shitload of coke (I know-stupid) I somehow wandered out of the club without my friends around 6 am, got lost and wound up sitting on the steps of a big church somewhere in the west teens, in my ball gown and Puma's crying hysterically. I sat there for a while, until people started showing up for mass, then moved on, trying to make my way home. I must have acquired some kind of guardian angels while on the steps, because I ran into a fucking Peurto Rican gang around the next corner, and instead of harassing me and/ or sexually assaulting me, the big one just gave me a fucking HUG and they showed me how to get home.

Wow, that sounds like James Frey wrote it. Anyway, that's it.

103! Hilarious shit right there! I think you should have added "and I belted into song about how I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gay!"

Cowgirl:I was only gay for a about 9 months in 1992! And maybe a little bit in '94.

And now I'm going to pick up my kids at school.What a good mommy am I!

Ta-ta!

@87, ain't gonna happen. Gwen has too much self-respect and intelligence to go the Britney route.

I think she looks fantastic! Without the makeup, she looks very girlish, a lot younger than she is. They look so happy and relaxed together, I wish them continued joy.

And I may be a straight girl, but I love a man in a skirt - if he's got the body and legs to wear one. Not all of us find burly lumberjack he-men hot.

50, i'm pretty sure she said she's been dieting since she was in middle-school. that isn't exactly a good self-image is it? its' more along the lines of unhealthy.

remember what she looked like a few years ago before she got pregnant? she went from fit to a sack-o-bones in no time.

and Nina is right, her solo music sucks. my ears bleed almost as much as when i hear jessica simpson's music.

@106
I'd like to send you my pic to see if I meet your standards.

"A tree followed my home and ate my dog once. "

*smirks, shakes head and walks away*

@106- You like men in skirts? Really? I mean, I don't have anything against it if they want to wear them, but I sure as hell am not going to date one........I like burly lumberjack men. mmmmmmm, big arms and tall. Tall and manly is fucking hot.

I've always liked Gwen, she is one hot motherfucker. The best part is her weight. She won't kill me sitting on my face.........

I know this is hard for people to understand but she is a breastfeeding mom, that means her breasts will be fuller which would be why they'd look bigger. She is probably no longer exclusively breastfeeding so they might not be as big now as they were when she was EBF.

And she didn't "just" have a baby, her baby is over a year old so she's had time to get her stomach back. Plus she probably exercised during her pregnancy and kept herself healthy and fit which a lot of women do NOT do despite it being better for themselves, their delivery and their baby. Plus breastfeeding helps with weight loss after pregnancy (not to mention being best for the baby).

And can I just add, much love for Gwen!

What's with the towel in Gavin's shoe?

Wow so awesome so cool!
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God I hate her music. And I always hated her husband's music. They both suck.

They can bite me.

103. mrs.t
You can't get lost in Manhattan. Its a grid. Uptown, downtown, East, West.

Top five reasons why trannies are better than lumberjacks.

1. They really know how to treat a lady, in and out of bed.
2. They smell better.
3. You can share clothes and make up.
4. He’ll be excited to go shopping with you.
5. It’s like having lesbian sex, except he has a real live hot cock, not a latex dildo.

Well , she looks great but even though she's got some estrias in her hips look carefully those pictures, the first one on the right top

I agree the music is shit but she is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen. I would perform analignus on her until my jaw froze up.

not like thats ever happened before or anything..

#117, you are getting me thinking....

Jrzymommy
It's true, that shit from the 60's and 70's was some bad shit. Nothing like the 80's or 90's. I here people say "I took 5 hits of acid last night, man" If you took 5 hits of the old shit, you'd be dead, you'd walked right into the path of the midtown train or some shit like that.

#119, yeah she's kinda cute in that thin blonde pretty sorta way

@120
It all true. I could think of several more. Don't knock it tell you try it.

Oh, and it looks like moley has bad taste in men, her husband is a douche. look at the picture where they're by the car, he doesn't even open the door and he likes to walk in front of her. poor girl probably had to force him to hold her hand in those few shots. i'm surprised they're still together; she's supporting his ass, he's an out of work musician, he better kiss her white, stretch-marked, bony ass if he wants to keep living it up in crocs and free trips. get a few more kids out of her and he can go the k-fed route

It is awesome to see pictures of celebrities that I don't totally hate. I love Gwen and I love No Doubt. She looks great and it seems like her and her husband actually love each other which is a nice change from the publicity stunt relationships. More stories on Gwen please!

Amen # 117

Wow they drive a blue Mustang just like mine.

@106 Hot damn, you are so correct. Men in skirts gets me all wet. Especially those Scottish lads with their kilts, fucking delicious!

The only story I want to see on this loser is: " No talent ass clown, teen-wanna-be, vanity freak Gwen Stefani dies in plane crash, kid and douche husband miraculously survive"

Or "People come to their senses and realize that 40 year olds are past their prime to sing songs about fruit and hollar backing; Stafani record sales decrease drastically and singer retreats to her cave where sunlight and paparazzi can not harass her on her poor career choices'

Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking that, #128

Happy upcoming Birthday mrs. t, you sexy vixen!!

What a fun day on the Fish.
I have an hour left of work, should I actually do something?

Nope, I think I'll stay here.

@120 Frist............What ARE you thinking?

I'm thinking about trying out a Tranny!

*jumping up and down*

Oh Oh Oh.....pick me, pick me.

She is so fucking ridiculously hot - it's like unhuman. I'd so do her.

Ok, TT, since you are the only Tranny I know, but you can't be cuter than me!

#134 there's a tranny on this main page, you can possibly try her out, if you book a flight to Hawaii ASAP

#136 what's unhuman is being outside during the day when you're that white; i thought vampires couldn't handle the sun

she is unfortunately, another celebrity that history will not record. The 21st century Cliff Notes will include a few president's names, mention significant wars, and a few superpowers. Maybe even bill gates.

Oh goodie, goodie.
I looked at your myspace page, and there is no way I could ever be as hot as you.
Your smoking hot, smoking I say.

#138 Nina, we soooo think alike!!!

GODDAMM!!
I'm gone for a couple of weeks and Texas Tranny is now the most popular poster on this site. Holy Shit - where have the days of Richport and the Angry Ferret gone to?

Gwen's music sucks ass, but her bod should be an example for every tub-o-lard using pregnancy as an excuse for staying that way. I saw a news article a while back that doctors are now saying that pregnant women are gaining too much weight during their pregnancies these day. Here's a wonderful example to follow: get to stepping, do some crunches, and you can have a bod like Gwen's.

That is all.

I only wish that she had some cans so that she looked more womanly. "B" cups would be ideal on that frame.

Welcome back Wedgeone!!!

Her chest reminds me... I have to iron my clothes.

Wedgeone
I'm not the most popular one here, some asshole attacked me (see 17) in here today and several people came to my rescue.

Oh and welcome back.

Slim and fit looking but has always had the worst skin. Had some moles removed but still has a ton of em. And now there is stretch marks to go along with them.

Her husband is hot... and wearing a shirt of Pancho Villa that says: “Atención Gringos. Viva la Revolución”. He’s all my dreams come true.

I've never understood the fuss about Gwen Stefani. She looks like a normal everyday woman to me.

Gotcha!! Hahahahahaaahaha....

seriously,
jrzmommy is fat ugly cow. i've seen her. gross pig.

They're such a cute little family. And she's got some funky style and taste, but she can pull it off.

@152 shut the fuck up bitch. jrzmommy may be one ugly bitch, but she gives GREAT head. so leave her alone. fat bitches need luv too. i'll fuck her in between her rolls anyday. then bust all over Veggo's face. Oh YEa!!!

TT, I'm not puttin' my email address out there, but, if you have a website, I'll be happy to contact you through it (or if you have any other idea). BTW, I've always hated bullies and will choose the side of the person being picked on, even if the situation isn't really any of my business. That narrow-minded, immature twit had no valid reason to go after you. Me, I enjoy your posts. Guess she just has bad taste.

For some reason, skirts can make mundane men exciting. For instance, I never thought Gary Oldman was particularly interesting until I saw him in a sarong-type skirt in "Basquiat" (in a scene lasting all of about 1 minute). Damn, he looked fine! And I've been in love with him since. I don't know how I ever saw him as mundane.

sure she's got great abs but it's the same old worn out hole that gavin has been drilling for what, a decade now? you know he's so desperate for some new trim by now. i mean really, you can only ride it so many ways. it's gotta be beyond boring. he's too fine to have to settle for that.

Why don't you bitches Email each other and and stay the fuck off this site !!!

Aww I just love her.

@37: Gwen never had implants, her boobs got bigger due to nursing.

Props to #112!!

#95 TT you are an angel for bringing back memories... it's really hot at those 4th of July Willie picnics and I went into the pond to cool off and as I was walking out - wearing a white bikini bottom and a tiny pink T top with the Willie Picnic logo on it - I looked up and saw a Channel 11 News camera filming me and several others as we walked out of the pond. My parents saw it too and I was grounded for quite awhile as I was underage and supposed to be at a girlfriends' for the weekend. Also, I think I might have seen you there - did you ever walk through the crowd completely naked and carrying your shoes?

Suddenly, I want a Manwich

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ONE WORD............................ BULIMIA

I can sympathize with Gwen. I just got done nursing. I have a 10 month old and I have one awesome stomach, always have. My husband hates me. I have a natural six-pack. I miss my boobs though. I'm back to my Bs but I'm drinking lots of commercial whole milk to fill them back up with hormone-filled fat. If it doesn't work, oh well, I still have my beautiful tummy.

You know how stupid you sound when you accuse a slender woman of being bulimic? As if the ONLY way not to be a fat-ass in this country is to have an eating disorder? Some of us educate ourselves on nutrition. It really is that simple, chubs, and some self-domain helps too.

Okay, it's really, really gay for posters to have conversations on the board, welcoming each other back, etc. I mean, this board is pretty gay to begin with, but cutting back on the gayness of the posters and their gay posting that they think is cute or cool would be a great way to diminsh the level of gayness here. So don't be gay. And trannys should be fed to sharks. They are truly nature's mistakes.

What in the hell does Gavin have between his foot and his shoe...and why?

And she had her implants taken out and her natural cleavage looks sooo good on her.

she looks fabulous! for once a celeb that's not a stupid skanky fucked up whore!

I've never forgiven her for her cutesy-pie re-do of "It's my life"

I want her husband *__*

she needs a boob job

This shit is bananas...

B A N A N A S

This shit is BANANAS...

B A N A N A S

166:
You are on a gossip page for Christ's sakes! Relax.

Would you rather people be snarky assholes to each other? Then you can whine like the little bitch you are about how everyone is constantly snapping at everyone.

Oh, and Tranny's are not natures mistakes. Ignorant c*nts like you are! Some people strive to make sure everyone is included and equal. Then there are people like you...

@161 Woodhorse
LOL, It might have been me, I'll get naked at the drop of a hat.

Morning TT...

*smiles*

Good morning Murph................my good friend.

lol.

Have you noticed lately that people are taking stuff on here waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously?

I though gossip sites were supposed to be fun and light hearted....

Oh hell yes, that's what brought me here in the first place, to have some fun making fun of dipshit clebs like Shitney, HoHiltion and Blowhan.

Of course meeting someone as kind (and hot) as you makes it all that much better.

No kidding! *grins* I found the Superficial through FoxNew's gossip section, and got all of my co-workers hooked. And...it isn't blocked on my work computer.

It is a good way to get a laugh (which is healthy for you) and get your opinions out.

lol. don't let the myspace pictures fool you. I am a jeans, teeshirt and flip-flops kind of chick...

And you are an absolute DOLL! btw...since I felt weird asking yesterday, do you prefer being referred to as he or she?

154 & 152---You guys forgot about my horns and forked tongue, you dumbfucks.

Thats how I found it too, through Fox and it's not blocked here at work.

See that's what I like about you, your a very honest person with a healthy outlook on life.

I LOVE your pics and believe me, your my kind of woman.

It depends....if I'm all dressed up I go by Denise, otherwise it's David and I'll always answer to sissyboy.

hey Jules, I came across another gossip site today

www.celebrityjuice.com.au

Try the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

It is absolutely HYSTERICAL! And from what I have noticed at my company, it isn't blocked.

If you have a myspace send me a message. I can't get on until lunch, but what I can do is then add you to my private page. lol. Then you can see the real life. I am sooooooo totally not as cute in real life as I am when I am wrestling. *grins*

Thank you honey! You are definitely my kind of guy, too.

I will keep that in mind.

Gwen's Hot, her man is hot, so flippin' what.

Trannys are gay, by definintion.

Women need dick, men need ass. The world revolves.

Time to get back to bagging on stupid celebs like Whorehan, and Shitty Quears

I'll have to make a page on myspace, don't have one right now. I'll try this weekend.

Wrestling???? Damn you ARE my kind of woman.

I can see me now, on my hands and knees, dress flipped up, panties pulled down, looking back at you, kind of scared look I my eye.

Can you guess what your wearing?

lol.

No honey... not that kind of wrestling. I am a pro-wrestler...

LOL
One can dream.

And you need to warn me when you are gonna write shit like that...

My boss walked up while I was reading it!

Sorry, don't want you to get into trouble, you might have to whoop my ass.

lol.

its ok darlin... I alt-tab'd and pulled up my work.

The irony is I am probably one of the non-violent people ever...

What the hell?? Stop using this fucking website as a chatroom! If you guys want to fucking go on with crap then add one another to msn or freaking facebook.. I log on here to laugh at people shitting on celebrities, not to read that crap. This website has gone downhill. No new posts and bunch o' crazies have taken over the comment page... It's sad too cause this is the only gossip website that isnt completely shameful to visit

168, when did she ever have implants? oh you mean when her boobies got big because she had a baby. let me guess, you got an F in health, biology and common sense.

completely shameful?????????? What the Fuck?????
LOL

Chill out.

Gwen is flat as a board and needs to be nailed....And baby have I got a hammer for her...Her natural look makes me feel kinda funny down there...Like climbing the rope in gym class

Apparently we are not allowed to occupy our time until there is another post (should be at like 4:30 this afternoon) by having a chat.

Sorry if we offended you WTF?...

*note sarcasm*

@ 192...

so you wanna maybe chat and hangout sometime-- let me know-- just leave me a message here-- i'll hit you up when i can -- or you call me direct if you want - 1-800-462-8999 x 208 i cant wait to hear back from you ....

smooches

fist!

~ 420 ~

I have an idea......since there is no new post, as Murph pointed out, and we won't have one for a long time. Let's start over.....................

FIRST!!!!!!!!! Bitches.

SECOND

@197 What is that, a "fuck you line"? Dial a porn? A "dial 2 if you are a pain in the ass, dial 3 if you piss everyone off, dial 4 if someone wants to kill you, dial 5 if you have no brain.....

Ooooooooo!

I want to post my own new topic!

*second btw!*

Gwen Stefan es guapa aunque un poco delgada. Le falta carne para poderse agarrar a ella mientras la sodomizas

Gwen looks pretty good, but I miss the slutty look with the big red lips.

Her bikini and sarong are very cute.

From the Daily Mail:
Golden-bald: Is crocked Beckham losing his hair?
Last updated at 14:50pm on 31st August 2007

After facing yet another injury setback, it appears the stress of David Beckham's troubled football career is beginning to taking its toll.

It was clear during 32-year-old's latest LA outing that his once prized head of golden locks is starting to thin out.

The balding star appeared in public for the first time after suffering a knee injury which has ruled the £125million player out of two vital European championship Qualifiers for England.

With knee and ankle supports on show, the England star was snapped wearing the strappings as he left an LA sports clinic after sustaining the injury during a game for LA Galaxy on Wednesday night.

Beckham was accompanied by son Brooklyn, who no doubt tried his best to keep his father's spirit up.

This latest injury has ruled him out of England's crucial forthcoming Euro 2008 qualifiers against Israel and Russia.

A scan has confirmed the problem as a sprained medial collateral ligament in his right knee which will keep him out for between four and six weeks. Beckham, 32, is also suffering an ankle injury picked up last season.

According to the MLS club, Beckham is likely to be out for between four and six weeks, keeping him out of Steve McClaren's squad for the Wembley clashes with Israel, on September 8, and Russia four days later.

And he could now also struggle to be fit for the qualifiers with Estonia and Russia, on October 13 and 17, respectively.

Another injury means David is likely to miss the rest of Galaxy's Major League Soccer season as he will be out of action for four to six weeks.

Suddenly the £125 million he was paid to go over to the US looks an even more expensive deal than anyone first thought.

Beckham tripped over the ball when challenging Pachuca midfielder Fernando Salazar.

His premature departure from the match comes less than a fortnight after he managed his first league start for Galaxy.

A long-standing ankle injury kept him from playing a full 90 minutes for his first appearances for the club - and any hopes that the problem was fully behind him evaporated in recent days when he started feeling the effects of the injury again.

Now this latest injury is prompting speculation about his future.

The extraordinary £125 million five-year deal — financed by Major League Soccer as well as the club itself — is about raising the profile of "soccer" in the US rather than just securing a famous player for the LA team, but so far the increase in media attention for what at the moment is a minority sport has been tempered by a rash of negative publicity for the club.

Supporters have been riled by his noshows, and the cynicism of those exploiting the Beckham phenomenon has started to cause a backlash among fans.

When Galaxy played away to New England, supporters could only get tickets by buying a "Beckham package" which included three other matches or attending in a large group - only to discover that Beckham was not going to play.

And now this. Last night's clash with Salazar saw Beckham remain face down on the grass for a few seconds before limping to the sidelines.

He made his way to a wall on the sideline, bent over and held on to it before a Galaxy staff member arrived to help him to the bench.

He sat down and had his right leg taped, then buried his head in his hands.

At halftime, Beckham gingerly walked across the field to the tunnel.

He did not return for the second half. His injury may been exacerbated by Galaxy's exhausting schedule combined with his England commitments - Beckham had to contend with playing two games on back-to-back days last week.

After playing against Germany at Wembley last Wednesday he then turned out for Galaxy against Chivas in Los Angles 24 hours later.

But whatever the reason, fans seem to be beginning to run out of patience.

When Alan Gordon replaced Beckham in the 33rd minute, it triggered massive booing from the crowd of 12,500.

While Beckham struggles with his injury problems, his wife Victoria - fresh from her less than successful attempts to revive her singing career - is having to come to terms with the fact that her attempts to launch a US television career have not got entirely to plan.

The documentary about her arrival in the US, Coming To America, was virtually ignored by the public - pulling in just 4.9 million viewers.

The critics gave the show a severe drubbing. The New York Post called the fly-on-the-wall documentary - designed to show that Victoria has a sense of humour about herself - "an orgy of self-indulgence".

LOL
You go girl.

I want to try.

The bikini makes her girls look weird, btw. I would have gone with one that has slightly less fabric.

Now...onto Becks...

I sprained my knee in a car accident and it sure as hell didn't take me 4-6 weeks to heal. It took me 2 weeks.

HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND A WASTE OF MONEY!

@ 200 Dial it -- your mom might pick up-- but if your dad does -- dont be scared-- he's been trying to tell you something for a while now...

fist!

~420 ~

Sex Change For Larry Of 'Wachowski Brothers' Complete:

There had been many rumours about Larry Wachowski and his sexual orientation since the Wachowski Brothers' biggest hit - 'The Matrix'.

Larry Wachowski was married at the time but soon broke up his marriage, with his divorce papers citing "dishonesty" in the marriage. Soon after, there were rumours flying that Wachowski wanted to live the rest of his life as a woman and wanted to undergo a sex change.

Of course, this was rejected by most people as just rumours at the time. And then more details started trickling in, including confirmation from various writers from Chicago Sun-Times, Time magazine and Fox News.

Well, Larry has been undergoing female hormone therapy for some time now and is finally beginning to make public appearances once again. He has also officially changed his name to 'Lana'.

Word is he (or she?) will speak to the press about this for the first time after their 'Speed Racer film' is released to avoid any negative press. The movie has a release date of May 9, 2008.

So are they going to drop the 'Brothers' and simply be the 'Wachowskis'? File this one in the strange but true stack.

Murph,
Your so right about BeckyHam, if he was much more of a pussy, he'd have to sit down to pee.

wow!

now thats a post TT

i hope they keep 'the wachowskis brothers'

Lana...hahaha

fist!

~ 420 ~

Go to the daily mail and check out the pictures of his hair! lol. he is definitely losing it fast...

Becks is why I am a Glasgow Celts fan.

So in all honestly, The Matrix was partly made by a woman, right?

See Fish it's really easy to find SOMETHING to post.

lol.

Did you look very hard to find that? I picked up the first headline that caught my eye...

And there are some UBER unflattering pics of Seinna Miller or what ever the hell her name is...

Murph as it turns out, Yes The Matrix was made party by a woman.

FC Dallas

Who is this fucking pathetic jerk off...MMMSimmons.. who seems to have the raging boner for Jrzmommy? Every single post I read back on, this bozo is just randomly saying shit about her. Shit, dude, go rub one out or something....leave her the fuck alone, she hasn't done anything to you. Unless of course you're one of these wimps that can't post under your usual name and you have an axe to grind with her because she probably made you look stupid at some point.

Yeah there is so much crap that could be posted. I just need something to read that cracks me up! All the other sites like this seem to put up posts sooo much more frequently. But I hate going on perezhilton cause he is a media whore... at least this website doesnt take itself too seriously and shits on how people do take celebrities too seriously.

I got that off thenewsvault.com it's a cool site, that's not blocked here at work and the also have a "Bonus Babe" with nudity that I can access. These girls are smoking hot, let me tell you.

NICE!

lol.

Chalk another one up for women's lib. Or something like that...

Bonzo, you loser, was commenting, figuring on you sending the guy on a goose chase. If you are loser enough to need a friggin celeb gossip sight to meet sig others, then you have your own problems. Get a life.

Beckhams hair IS going fast. dang, i guess the stress to perfom is getting to him. That and his loser wife can't contribute to help....Not that they need it with the contract, but she is a "never was been"

I can't get onto that site... Grrrrrrrrrr!

nor can I get onto my bank's website to pay my effing bills.

Ever had one of those days that you are positive you should have stayed home?

Becks wife is starving herself into an early grave *crosses fingers*

how can people think that being all ribs, knees and elbows is attractive?

I hope they take a long trip to Siberia or someplace like that...

And they should take most of the annoying reality "celebs" with them.

That sucks.
I have those days also Murph, so stay low, stay focused, and watch your back.

Oh Dang, there is a new post.

But lets stay here in our very own chat room. LOL

It's just another Shitney post.

Becks wife looks like a tranny from hell. No offense to our lovely trannies here.

I agree Murph, give me a gal with some meat on her. BBW's rock my world, curves are very sexy, not some toothpick body. All them bones hurt like hell when your banging away.

None taken 223.

I'm from Texas.............not hell.

Though sometimes Texas is HOT as hell.

That was news like yesterday...

Its that or I just went through the world worst Deja Vu...

I am adding praying to that list too. I am supposed to find out if I got a new job in NYC today. (Soooooooooo trying not to freak)

I would refer to Posh as...

SKELETOR!!!!!!!

*cue cheesey bad-guy music*

Bwah-hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Good Luck Murph.

I'm sending you nothing but my most powerful vibes.

woooooooooooowh woooooooooowh wooooooooooowh

O_o woah. not lookin bad!

Thank you TT.

I am coming clean here...

I'd soooooooo take Gwen over Posh, any day. Gwen's elbows are like 10x's sexier than Posh's...

And the feet... Come on. Don't people realize when you lose weight your feet start looking all weird and withered?

Agreed Gwen over Posh anytime.
As a confessed toe-sucker, I do have a thing for feet and your so true about looking all weird and withered.

Murph, Here are a couple good luck hugs. {{{{[[[[[[(((()))))]]]]]]}}}} {{{{[[[[[[(((()))))]]]]]]}}}}

lol. I just know from getting pedicures...

I am not the tiniest bird in the world...but I watch the tooth picks come in and I see their feet, and I am soooooooo glad I have a bit of meat on my bones.

Its like....come on, get fat injections or SOMETHING...

*hugs JS back*

Thank you dear-heart!

I am definitely hoping I got that job.

Have some pity for the people who live there, remember you are not on the beach or being examined by a doctor and cover yourself up woman!

whatever, but she has stretch marks on her hips.

ATENCION GRINGOS REVOLUCION what a great t-shirt!

gwen's hott!

You people are bananas.

B A N A N A S

This shit is bananas.

B A N A N A S

Look world.. no cesarean scar? I starved, exercised and spent millions on “Surface-repair” treatments to pamper myself and you get to envy me?! Really she’s tasteless and crass on walking around with too much of the torso exposed without any concern for children and modest individuals whom live there and have to stomach this Naughty Narcissism. Beach wear on the beach.. bitch. I hope they get laws forbidding these nasty characters from ruining my day with their underwear, private bits and parts exposed soon..

What is strange is that I lived on Maui for 2 years and I think this is where they were, strolling down the dirtbag, gutterpunk capitol called Paia (say Pie-eee-ah).
I am surprised Gavin didn't get shanked by some icehead.

She must have the discipline of a Buddhist monk to keep a belly that flat.

what's with the stupid comments about her chest! she's being herself not FAKE like the rest of hollywood. and for the ppl who said it.. she wouldn't give you the time of day!

Look on her sides she has stretch marks on her sides.
I am not dergrading that, It's nice to see that she is just human.

Forget Gwen (although she is fabulous), look at Gavin! Hot damn, the man is SEXY!

Gwen? i thought it was heidi from the hills at first

2 words - TUMMY TUCK!!

Gwen Stefani is a goddess. I love her so much! Look how beautiful she is! Can yo u believe it? And her music is really cool too. God, how could you not love her?

okay she had a BABY! So stop calling her flat/fat or whatever, cause you're just jealous

Her abs are great, and her boobs non-existant

hello... everyone knows gwen stefani has obligatory exercise disorder, it's like binging and purging but instead of purging you work out 24/7.

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I think Gwen is smokin' hott so those who think otherwise must just be jealous!

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Gwen, you are the most awesome looking woman in the entertainment industry! Please don't change a thing! Everyone is waiting for your new album! Please be naughty for us! ;)

Gwen Stefani looks beautiful. And she's the only one who can go without a tan. But that's only because of her exotic looks. All the other pale ones can't pull it off. Gwen looks healthy. But Gwen would good with a tan.

Def have to say this is one person britney should take a lesson from. Gwen looks gorgeous performs great and can be an adult and take care of buisness. WAT TO GO girl rocking bod....

i was told gwen was a goddess thats why shes so hot.unlike those that put to birth and are called britney spears.they ar now called STUPID BRITNEY
GWEN BABY u are ho./////luv u

So glad to see them implants out they damn way sounds like the guys are complianing looks like her man an't though ..(loves her for who she is )

I wonderthough did she take themout for baby reasons ...I always wanted to know does those implants get in the way for breast milk ?
I need to look that up cause a baby sure shouldn't be breast feed from a
Imlpant :D

Gwen I wsih I could look all earthy like you darnit..
Wel keep doing yoour thang girl.be blessed

shes not bad at all i dont think everyone needs fake looking implants

Nice distraction technique - look at the pretty flat stomach, not the big wide bottom hidden under the skirt. A technique used to perfection by, among others, Jen Aniston. No prob - a girl has to show up what she can and hide the rest

I love hers very much

she is hot!!! my full gallery!!! http://www.mactanque.com/

For all you stupid idiots who are so quick to fucking criticise i bet none of you will look a 10th as good by the fime your going on 40!

wow...she looks amazing after giving birth...cool

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2279410

She has a great body, very tight. I love looking at these pictures...having a little "me" time...