Aug 8 2007Geri Halliwell St. Tropez bikini pictures

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Geri Halliwell has spent the past week running around St. Tropez in her bikini. And her body looks decent enough, but there's something extremely unsettling about her face. She looks like she should be catching live fish with her mouth.

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Who's she...?

ex spice girl

her swimsuit is hot.

She's gonna have some awesome tan lines

Her breasts are different sizes.

Can she smash those tits any more?

weird bellybutton..

☼☼I look zo much better than her☼☼

Well it looks like she did catch a fish with that mouth - the superfish, who CLEARLY has nothing to say today

@7 Are you going to resend the e-mail?

I'm not getting the fish-catching joke. I'd be more concerned with smooshed boobages than her mouth anyhow.

I'd hit that over Posh Beckham any day, squished cans or not!

Cute bikini, but I think the top is too small for her tits.

"She looks like she should be catching live fish with that mouth."

I don't get it.

Anyways, she looks crazy hot.

I don't want to see some hundred year old ugly fag hag like her in a bikini. Cover up you ugly dork.

Did anyone check out those bunions?

I'd rather have sex with warm mashed potatoes.

in pic #3 why are those people laughing??

Im trying to figure out why the two cross straps around her ribs? Is she going bungee jumping later or......

☼☼9☼☼

one queztion==what r u going to do with the pic?

@17 Becasue she has a piece of toilet paper hanging from the back of her bikini bottoms

She doesn't look hot. She simply isn't fat, which at her age seems miraculous to Americans, who confuse it with hotness. She looks like a slim boy with a couple of waterbag pecs and a separate-zipcode post-alien-popout bellybutton. But in fairness, nobody could stand up to the hotness of the guy behind her (wearing her bikini bottom) in pic3.

Pasty white trying to tan, squished nasty cans, face stretched tighter than one of Buddy Rich's snare drums - NASTY.

#19... hopefully put it on a voodoo doll, skank.


that X is a bulls eye for me to ninja kick her into yesterday...

Excellent question #17...maybe she has another boob popping out in the back?

She looks awesome! Considering she has a baby that's less than a year old!

She always was, and still is, the hottest Spice Girl...sorry Posh

wooo hoooo
squashy ugly ripe tomatoes...

fapfapfap.

what'd ya think?


yesterday...you know, when anyone gave a rat's ass about her.

@19, I just want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else.

"the hottest Spice Girl"

that seems a lot like "the hottest Williams sister"

☼28☼ zpeak englizh

Broad needs to do more nude photos.

Seriously, dumbfuck kelli, "one question, what are you going to do with the pic"??????????????????
Bite Me! She's 12. Please raise your standards....I mean age requirments.

"I want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else. "

Hey, Kelli....did you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?

Now that is an attractive body...those are HEALTHY thighs...compare those to Tyra's monstrosities. Geri clearly works out, eats right, and weight trains...the most exercise Tyra probably gets is dropping fried chicken fingers into her giant mouth. Sorry all you "curvy" girls, stop lying to yourselves..excess flesh and a sedentary lifestyle will never be healthy. Being overweight is a CHOICE and you have the chance to change hundreds of times a day...empower yourself to get off the path your on rather than feeling falsely empowered by accepting your unhealthy figure.

POPCORN
Get your popcorn here folks
Get it while its hot
Get it while its buttered

other than her weird cleavage & face, that's a nice bod. didn't she just have a baby too?


"I want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

damn, i think i hurt myself

"Speak english" coming from a smelly douchebag who thinks every S in the diction should be replaced with a Z.

You're as fresh as a dead pussy. I mean puzzy.

looks like a "tummy tucked" belly button...

i think she should look fir a C cup next time. or stop wearing clothes that dont fit.

@28 FUCK YOU TROLL

#36 James: People dying of AIDS must be your "ideal"

#42
Looks like someone is going to have to join the "troll relocation programme" again

I'm going to fish some feces out of my toilet, smear them on my chest, stick your picture in it, and masturbate. I call it "Self-Steaming."

I find it hard to believe that Bite Me! even owns a toilet.

@45 Hey Bite Me you can give me a steamer and masterbate on my face


hey bite me....does FRIST know you playing the field??

I always liked her the best. She's going to get weird tan lines though.

misspelling a word and not ending with a period. gee, i wonder who #47 really is...

She looks pretty damn good, though the belly button is a little freaky. Obviously, the suit doesn't fit up top, it's not flattering. Ladies, just because a swimsuit covers your nipples doesn't mean it fits. But this is a hell of a lot better than Britney or Tara can do. I think she's kinda cute, and except for the odd navel, I kind of covet her abs. And you can't get that hair color out of a bottle.

she smells of fox's piss

why do i get the feeling she is lindseys long lost sister?

@47......Now that's what I'm talking about.

Poor FRIST. She flirts with Jimbo in a self-respecting way and all seems to be going well and then BAM right in front of her he's hitting on the loudest attention whore in the room, because he knows she's easy. Girls, haven't we seen this a million times?

Is that Gwyneth Paltrow with her...?

the fuckerz ruined it for ya....bezidez Y look at me when U can look at Frist?
U juzt want to trazh me like the rezt of my favorite haterz...
too fuckin bad...and #40 iz incognito hot_plate-face=manphat=DrPlowZhitFucker..my worzt hater..my good fuckin Zir..fuck U

It's like a retard convention in this comment section.

She is in need of a solid donkey punch.

I've seen more chromosomes at a down's syndrome convention.

and THIS is what USED to be hot.

That's the expression of a woman who is displeased by the odor of her own farts.

I think Fish was insinuating that she looked like a snapping turtle due to her mouth being kinda sharp ( her top lip ). Seems to only be that severe in the one photo though. She was my fave spice girl, she worked the thick lip liner and it covered up the fact that her lips were kinda thin/severe looking

She's beautiful, I always liked her (well, when she was Ginger) but WTF is up with her belly button?!

CHRIST it looks SO GROSS...

This Bikini was and is a gigantic mistake!! Those Tits of her can't breath any longer so they will die soon!!

She has the ugliest bellybutton i have ever seen

Es regia ella, le queda un poco apretada la parte de arriba de su bikini, pero igual se ve estupenda!!!

Most women's breasts are slightly different in size. She has the torso of a dude.

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ You give me a headache!!! Really I understand that you are trying to be witty but really stop with trying so hard it is lame now! And STOP talking about yourself!!!! The more you tell everyone that you are hot the more that we know you are
A. Homely
B. Pre- pubescent
C. 400 lbs and lonely!
D. Very desperate for approval

DID ANYONE SEE HER FRON BIG TOE??? thats just fuckin weird... its curved like a boomerang!

ew. have you looked at her bellybutton? that just makes me want to go and vomit in a bathroom somewhere next to nicole richie. i mean, when geri left the spice girls i was a confused and scared little girl. i bet getting her picture on superficial is the most significant thing she has done since. oh wait...spice girls are reuniting? oh, wow. yea, she still looks like a fish.

She needs to let those puppies hang. Throw dem boyz a bone.

What the hell is she doing with her eyebrows?

I got it. She was a man and when she had the sex change wanted to keep it's penis head. Had the doctor put in it's bellybutton for safe keeping.

Who's this - Old Spice?

I can't get over the bunions.

Only one thing to say. She used to be the fattest spice girl, now she's the fittest. Props for the exercise, Ginger Spice (how the hell I remember her stage name, I'll NEVER know).

Sporty is built like a boy so nuff said

She looks great, really she is something like 35 and has a baby. She isn't the prettiest gal out there but as far as her body goes be is cut !!!

#36 James, Spot on, me hartie!!!!

Her tan line will give you a goal for shooting your load. X marks the spot. Not a very good trasure chest though.....Not bad, but...I'm just saying.

Good one 76 !

☼☼krazihottkelli☼☼ if ur so hot y are u still a virgin

she looks like a man or she goes for that amazon look. either way, it's not that hot

Scraping the bottom of the bikini pic barrel I see.

You people think this bitch is hot? Charlie Brown wouldn't even give this little red headed girl a chance...........

I DEFINITELY don't want what's behind in pic #3

please take a look at the guy in the background..

Ten years ago I would have bet anyone $1 mil. we wouldn't still be talking about even one of the Spice Girls not to mention almost all of them.

Why is she hanging out with Penny Marshall?

No one's commenting on the stray pubes coming out of the top and sides of her bikini bottom (see, for example, pic #7)? Not one proclamation of "natural redhead"???

She's Debra Messing's pissed off fart-smelling second cousin, if anything.

I can't see any trace of pubis-sticking-outis.
Even if it is, I like my smut a little more obvious than that.

don't you think she can afford a bathing suit that fits better? and what's with that weird bellybutton? it looks like the head of a penis peeping out.

Her stomach looks a little bit Tara-Reidy...

Sorry but this chick looks about as much fun as a pet rock.

isnt she the spice girl behind Posh' anorexia ?

What a fugly looking 'woman'........Nothing about her is sexy........

Pic 7 closeup of her belly button is hideous........ looks like something is growing in her stomach and trying to get out.

Ugh...speedo man in pic #3 is quite disturbing with his little tool poking at the front of it.

She looks nasty. Flat wide ass in the back. Smelly looking untanned pussy in the front.

@77 She wasn't the fattest spice girl, that was Baby Spice, the ditzy blonde.

#16 You can have sex with a warm garbage bag if you go out with Jack Nicholsen.

Everyone HAS to remember that she just had a child not long ago. Makes all the difference in the world, and other than a kind of messed up belly skin, she looks amazing. Don't compare her to women that haven't had kids.

my favorites are the shots the Daily Mail had of her sweet 9 inch scar from a botched tattoo removal procedure.

I have to say she doesn't look too haggard in these shots for a Brit lady in her 30's who's had a kid.

oh come on now, she's brittish she can't help it. be nice.

She doesn't have enough money to buy a bikini that fits her? Her boobs are popping out, and not in a good way.

she has the body of a man with nice breasts. it's just strange she lacks any female resemblance beneath her rack.

The woman walking beside her looks like Penny Marshall.

I've heard that her belly button consumes large planets when it's angry.

Oh my god! Is that Penny Marshal?!? WTF! what a weird pair!!!

No more weirder than her gnarled up toes. Holy crap! She looks like she's been kicking he corner.

Lol she has a pumpkin face!

Her bikini doesn't fit ..
Her belly button is hideous ..
-vomits-

Looks ok to me! At least better than that Scary Spice chick!

she's ugly screw the spice girls they were like 10 years ago

She was my favorite Spice Girl. And she's still pretty. And she's in REALLY good shape.

She looks like she has a penis coming out of her belly button

no hips at all and whats up with the hood over her belly button??

lmao @ #3
her boobs is getting quartered, and the guy behind her likes it.

I want that as my computer wallpaper.

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