Aug 22 2007Fergie has outstanding fashion sense
Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and - Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don't hijack his car! You've been drinking!
If you truly hate yourself, here's a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.

Reader Comments
1. Alex - August 22, 2007 11:18 AM
Frist. Mehh.
2. emily - August 22, 2007 11:19 AM
i think i have to vomit
3. SuperLeeshka - August 22, 2007 11:19 AM
Wow. Fergie, huh? She looks like someone's nana
4. emily - August 22, 2007 11:19 AM
i think i have to vomit
5. Chauncey Gardner - August 22, 2007 11:20 AM
Great googly-moogly!
6. FRIST!!! - August 22, 2007 11:21 AM
No, I'm FRIST!!!
How many fucking times do I have to say that???
And, emily, I'm right with ya there. Both times.
7. big - August 22, 2007 11:21 AM
It just does not work. She looks like a lizard I once saw in Mexico.
8. erdgadfgasdg - August 22, 2007 11:21 AM
I think she looks rather fashionable
9. Guy - August 22, 2007 11:22 AM
heh, Fergie...
10. Try ME - August 22, 2007 11:23 AM
Cheah Baby!
11. Guy - August 22, 2007 11:23 AM
#8
Get back to the circus clown!
12. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 22, 2007 11:23 AM
come on over and give your granny Fergie some sugar *runs away screaming*
13. Try ME - August 22, 2007 11:24 AM
FIRST !!!
Yes !!!
14. Sportsdvl - August 22, 2007 11:24 AM
Why does anyone care one bit about this ugly no-talent transvestite?
15. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 22, 2007 11:24 AM
Its Grannylicious
16. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 11:25 AM
I'll be the first to say it...............
She looks like a tranny.
Tee Hee
17. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 11:26 AM
Damn..............
18. Bone Boy - August 22, 2007 11:26 AM
Wow, this woman turns me on.
Those lips could do wonders.
19. veggi - August 22, 2007 11:27 AM
Texas Tranny, please tell us you're hotter than this thing. I mean, I'm a fishmonger, but still, peeeeeuuuuu....
20. 1MILF Hunter - August 22, 2007 11:29 AM
It's a girdle of sorts for the modern day woman. Helps hold in Fergie's pooch.
21. Hemlock Queen - August 22, 2007 11:32 AM
That trout mouth is hot. mmm...
22. Taylor - August 22, 2007 11:35 AM
Fugly she is.. how about the nails in pic 7, they match the snaps on her pants, nice touch.
23. p0nk - August 22, 2007 11:36 AM
jumping jesus on a pogo stick. wtf kind of editorial is that, fish? this writer needs to be shown the door.
24. Faggot - August 22, 2007 11:38 AM
She is a terrible, ugly disgrace.
FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25. Faggot - August 22, 2007 11:39 AM
When I see Fergie, all I can think of is one word:
Clown Acne
26. adeliza - August 22, 2007 11:41 AM
That outfit is so fucking 1980's, it is sick.
27. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 11:43 AM
@19
I like to think I'm better looking than this.
28. MammaJamma - August 22, 2007 11:46 AM
The more popular they get the more ridiculous their outfits are. Either she's dressed like a 15 year old tacky tart or an effing clown. She has a nice body, fucking own it bitch and dress better. I liked when she had that kinda street, kinda military, kinda cool boots look from 4 years ago.
Ick.
29. Chauncey Gardner - August 22, 2007 11:50 AM
She looks like a fist with a face drawn on it and wearing a fucking wig.
30. Faggot - August 22, 2007 11:51 AM
@ picture 6
what a numb Nlgger
31. Carrie - August 22, 2007 11:51 AM
I kinda like the pants...the high waist is flattering...if you HAVE a waist, that is.
32. yuck - August 22, 2007 11:52 AM
She is hiding a Jolie Kid in that bag!
Not that Angie will notice ( at least not until the next photo op. )
33. regular joe - August 22, 2007 11:53 AM
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
34. Malffy Hernandes - August 22, 2007 11:54 AM
She took that whole 'Party like it's 1985' thing a bit too literally.
35. Morning Wood - August 22, 2007 11:55 AM
Its Barney with tits...
36. regular joe - August 22, 2007 11:57 AM
For Fergie, just going out with pants that aren't urine soaked and crusted is an improvement.
No talent skanky bitch.
37. Mick - August 22, 2007 11:58 AM
The pants would be cute if they were a nice dark blue wash. The purple is just hideous.
Oh yea BTW....Fergie is seriously one ugly broad. She always looks like shes been stung by a bee in the face.
38. my comment - August 22, 2007 11:59 AM
Purple, yes, Purple ridiculously high-waisted pencil peg leg pants, open toe patent leather stillettoe pumps and a bag the size of Nebraska.
For the sake of all things holy, DO NOT LET this happen to you!
39. The One and Only REAL Goodman - August 22, 2007 11:59 AM
@30 shut up
40. Mick - August 22, 2007 12:00 PM
#36 HA
41. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 12:01 PM
@38
Thanks for pointing out the fuck-me-pumps.
Nice shoes.
42. ibestevie - August 22, 2007 12:05 PM
Looks like Dan Marino's off the Nutrisystem. Ought to get some stronger sunscreen too.
43. lambman - August 22, 2007 12:05 PM
wost joke ever
44. LaVale - August 22, 2007 12:20 PM
29 - Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa
Jeez, you're funny. Always love your posts. Is she related to Senor Wenceslas? (is that rite?)
45. ziggurat - August 22, 2007 12:21 PM
She is rockin' the Versace duck lips and those regrettable slacks. This is the forrunning symptom of a fashion disaster. Remind me to stab these eyes.
46. Faggot - August 22, 2007 12:25 PM
Hey #33 Regular Joe
I came up with Clown Pimple
All you could do was
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
you're a douche.
47. Faggot - August 22, 2007 12:27 PM
i think krazihotkelli's sleeping.
i wonder what her dreams are like...
48. Faggot - August 22, 2007 12:29 PM
she doesn't dream.
49. Shallow Val - August 22, 2007 12:32 PM
I'll say it again.....Leave the 80's where they are, in the past. That includes:
-heels with shorts
-biker shorts
-guido pants
-pumps with little frilly "Deborah Foreman" type socks
-neon ANYTHING
-big hair and AQUANET
-skinny jeans (YES I SAID IT)
-capezios
-leggings (YEAH, I SAID IT AGAIN!)
-motorcycle jackets on non-cycle-riding people
-banana clips as fashion accessories
-fashion accessories
-lip liner
-Ray Bans
-Reebok soft aerobic sneakers
Please feel free to add more.
50. Jillblondie - August 22, 2007 12:41 PM
Great body - bad, bad pants. AND a butter face.
51. mulva - August 22, 2007 12:46 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will never understand how this fugly bitch scored that hot hot hottie, Josh Duhamel.
52. becca - August 22, 2007 12:47 PM
forget her pants--what the hell is wrong with her FACE? it looks like it's melting and about fall off
53. MoonChild - August 22, 2007 12:49 PM
There should be a law against anyone wearing sunglasses larger than a 3rd grader.
54. Alliecat - August 22, 2007 12:49 PM
hahahaha hilarious!
"omg he just beat up a lumberjack!"
ohh and Fergie's messed :)
55. gerard Vandenberg - August 22, 2007 12:59 PM
Ferg, I mean this very seriously. Your face looks very old. No alcohol, no smoking, sporting five times a day like HELL and NO fat products and very healthy food!! All this sounds pretty boring but it will give you something back:
ENERGY AND GOOD LOOKS!!
56. jrzmommy - August 22, 2007 1:01 PM
49--Leg warmers
scrunch socks
headbands
prairie shirts
genie pants
clogs
colorful cords
costume jewelry
Madonna-esque gauntlets/gloves
Members Only jackets
glam-rock hair bands
ponytails worn on the side of your head, a la Chrissy Snow
shiney lip gloss
purple or blue or green eyeliner, mascara and eye shadow
57. deiner - August 22, 2007 1:15 PM
She looks less retarded than usual. Are those shadows on her ears or does she have like 20 piercings there?
58. Faggot - August 22, 2007 1:25 PM
those are zits on her ears.
59. quinn - August 22, 2007 1:34 PM
Sweet Jesus I can't believe someone actually convinced Bigfoot to put on a pair of pants. Hot!
60. adeliza - August 22, 2007 1:45 PM
#49 & 56
Members only jackets.
61. oosllll - August 22, 2007 1:53 PM
She is fergi-uglyicious.
62. Shallow Val - August 22, 2007 1:54 PM
56 jrzmommy
OMG my sister still wears blue eyeliner. She has the lancome liquid eyeliners in all colors. Still bugs me when I see her put that on. The only plus is that it's Lancome; at least she wears GOOD makeup.
AND she still wears lipliner.
Oy Vey!
63. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 1:56 PM
Is it ok for trannies to wear purple or blue or green eyeliner, mascara and eye shadow?
64. adeliza - August 22, 2007 1:58 PM
#63 - We insist!
65. Lovely - August 22, 2007 1:59 PM
#49 and #56
shoulderpads
parachute pants and rat tails
**the little circle things with two holes in it that you wore on the bottom of your tshirt that you would stick in a corner of your tshirt and it made it all tight around your butt.**
acid washed jeans
scrunchies!
66. redink - August 22, 2007 2:07 PM
her outfit is cute. her face? not so much.
67. Elliot - August 22, 2007 2:08 PM
it used to be funny when the writer would, every once in awhile, talk about himself. remember back then?
68. Lovely - August 22, 2007 2:09 PM
i think you need to "rethink" that statement
69. my comment - August 22, 2007 2:10 PM
49 & 56
White pumps worn with genie pants.
Leather neckties.
Capezios.
70. ssdd - August 22, 2007 2:18 PM
Her facial features are very THick and manish....... Reminds me of John Travolta.
71. El-Coyote - August 22, 2007 2:24 PM
Butterface...
Like the pants matter...
72. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 2:40 PM
@69
White fuck-me-pumps with genie/harem pants is one of my favorite outfits.
73. Ally - August 22, 2007 2:49 PM
Alright is this another one of Jackass's pranks?
74. BaldAsBritney - August 22, 2007 2:50 PM
I love how the media continue to tell me how sexy this meth faced beast is. I'd rather see Dany Devito naked.
75. jrzmommy - August 22, 2007 2:51 PM
Okay...addendum.....Only those of the He/She persuasion can wear colorful eye makeup and white FM Pumps with Genie pants.
76. TheOriginalBrittany - August 22, 2007 3:03 PM
I actually like her pants. Hot Pants Fergie.
77. Texas Tranny - August 22, 2007 3:04 PM
@75 Jrzmommy
Thank you, whew, I thought I had to go shopping for new clothes.
78. TS - August 22, 2007 3:15 PM
#'s 45,56,65 you forgot
Z Cavaricci pants
pegged pants
turtlenecks
those shirts that change colors based on body heat
Creepers (those thick soled shoes with buckles)
And by the way, that meth sure did a number on Fergie. This chick is BEAT DOWN, she looks like she's about 40 years old. Like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a pick. Or like her mom used to put her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot. Or like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every.....well, you get the idea.
79. bluejeanbaby - August 22, 2007 3:17 PM
She looks perfectly acceptable for who she is and what she does....she pushes the envelope a little....kudos
80. hooknslice - August 22, 2007 3:51 PM
I've seen worse.... but I was a teenager during the disco era and I have personally seen pants that go up to the bra in those days. Remember kiddies, everything that was old will be new again in the fashion world!
81. blue - August 22, 2007 4:05 PM
hey guys, this kind of 'hot pants' is kicking in Europe.
So...don't judge the lady because she's just fashion.
82. adeliza - August 22, 2007 4:16 PM
It's not so much the fact that the pants are so, like, oh my God '80's, but the ridiculous combination of the high waste line and the damn belt.
Fashion might not truly be functional, but most of the time regarding pants, they at least LOOK functional. The high waste with the buttons should be enough to keep the pants up, there by making the belt completely useless.
Being that the pants are not "functional'" they are also aesthically confusing.
83. first - August 22, 2007 4:18 PM
I can't tell if I'm first or not, after seeing those photos. Purple spots keep floating in front of my eyes. So maybe FIRST!!!
84. Shallow Val - August 22, 2007 4:31 PM
I've got it, the worse fad that should NEVER come back
BUBBLE-GUM JEANS!!!!!
Oh wait, they're called comfort stretch now.
Oh, and LA GEAR
85. mdog - August 22, 2007 4:34 PM
yo even though fergie might not be bringing it in the face, those pants are hot. dont hate on the look because of the person rockin it.
86. jrzmommy - August 22, 2007 4:39 PM
78--I'm almost 40 and I don't look like that. Not even fucking close.
87. waterbug_77 - August 22, 2007 4:44 PM
Anyone remember these day's of Fergie (and Jennifer Love Hewit)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5LtUDwOedk
88. First - August 22, 2007 4:55 PM
FIRST!!!!
YEAH!!!
GREAT!!!
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!
89. Kate - August 22, 2007 5:43 PM
Would you at least pick up a fashion magazine before you trash star's clothes? It may not appeal to you, but high-waisted jeans are back, and she probably paid more for them than you make in ad revenue in a month. You sound like an uninformed asshole when you talk trash about fashion, when you are trying to be a pop-culture icon. Perez would know those pants rock.
90. Joe Blow - August 22, 2007 5:45 PM
Coyote Fuck!!!
91. papa bear - August 22, 2007 5:45 PM
If it wasn't for Fergie's heinous fashion sense, a face that looks like it has taken a few thousands kicks from a mule and a very noticeable bulge where her enormous cock is, she'd be a SUPER hot chick.
92. James - August 22, 2007 7:58 PM
She looks hot.
93. dummdumm gal - August 22, 2007 8:37 PM
whats butter face mean? i dont know.
she looks better in her music videos. how old is fergie?
94. you know - August 22, 2007 9:31 PM
haven't seen purple pants since the incredible hulk
95. michelle - August 22, 2007 9:48 PM
she looks hot. You know nothing about clothing anyway, only bathingsuits!
You post hot chicks in bikinis and then pick on them when they don't fit your bill - yacking about their tiny tits or their cellulite - whatever. Tighten that 'lil banana hammock and beat off to some pics of yer mom.
96. Christy - August 22, 2007 9:54 PM
FERGIE SHOPS WHERE BRITNEY DOES!
Oh sorry- did I just say that out loud-- -dammmmb that inner monologue!
97. Juliana - August 22, 2007 9:57 PM
The pants are really cute... I just wish they weren't PURPLE.
98. frenchie - August 22, 2007 11:07 PM
#49
Jeez! Remember back when you would try anything? When you had an open mind to new things?
Nice of you to generalize now. Your old crotchety ass can go ahead and park it forever in your comfort zone...and forever become more and more irrelevant. Fashion has cycles and if you pay attention it means you still CARE about your looks ,growth, and life in general. If you stick your nose up to trends than it means you're out of touch.
99. Martha - August 22, 2007 11:20 PM
I would wear those pants. Don't know who the girl is...
100. *** - August 23, 2007 3:17 AM
#15 so true! *haha*
101. jrzmommy - August 23, 2007 9:49 AM
Frenchy--No, dear, it means that you've developed your own personal sense of style and know what you like and what looks good on YOU and you aren't going to be lead into the valley of Fashion Victomland just because someone else thinks something looks good. You act like you know so goddammed much about fashion yet you don't get the essence or spirit of fashion at all....it's about personal expression and finding your niche and if you find a "trend" interesting you take ONE element of a trend and update your look for a season...not run blindly to every store you can in an effort to wear every trend out there. My God, you are such a misinformed and unsophisticated gash.
102. George Washington - August 23, 2007 9:51 AM
#81 Blue - I think I speak for more than one here in saying
"No body really gives a rats ass on whats kicking in Europe"
You blokes have always been behind the eight ball in this arena and quite a few others for that matter.
The red coats have left the building...
103. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - August 23, 2007 10:06 AM
98--If you really think wearing purple pants up to your chin is fashionable, we'll just take whatever criticism you have of us old farts with a grain of salt.
104. Texas Tranny - August 23, 2007 10:15 AM
@95
"banana hammock"
LOL
105. Shallow Val - August 23, 2007 10:41 AM
98 - french
Oh, are you addressing me, 49? I'm sure you were the one wearing the neon orange laces in your LA gears, with your side-pony held on with your banana clip, rightie-oh? I care about my looks that's why I don't look like a god damned sheep. Bahhhhhhhhh! That's why I always look different instead of looking like a doppelganger. Go jump off a cliff, lemming, and leave the fashion to the ones who make the trends. The forward thinkers. Age of Aquarius and all that rot, you silly git.
I concur with what jrzmommy said 100 %, including the gash comment.
Don't mess with the big dogs, babygirl, you'll get peed on.
106. zsa zsa sue - August 23, 2007 11:01 AM
Hey don't make fun of fashion.
107. Ooba Gooba - August 23, 2007 11:40 AM
My God, this chick just keeps getting uglier. I don't even want to think about what she will look like in 15-20 years. Probably pretty close to Wacko Jacko. Just hideous.
108. Disco Stu - August 23, 2007 12:10 PM
The 80s never ended for some
109. TS - August 23, 2007 2:08 PM
Just because the "trend" says it's good looking doesn't make it true. Whatever happened to good judgment? No matter how you slice it, that outfit is TERRIBLE. Clearly this chick did not look ion the birror before leaving the house. And if you do something because that's the trend, doesn't that make you "trendy"? Last time I checked, that wasn't a good adjective.
110. Lux - August 23, 2007 4:13 PM
I think the pants would cute if they were regular denim, not purple and she wore them with different shoes and a leather belt not patent.
111. salmon - August 23, 2007 5:01 PM
yep -paula abduls' sister
112. STeve - August 23, 2007 9:22 PM
pitbull faced bitch let's have Mike Vick take care of her
113. 3Foot Lizard - August 23, 2007 11:20 PM
Fergie's pimp dresses like crap.
114. thesource - August 28, 2007 3:26 PM
Y'all obviously have never free-based crystal meth for 5 years - it does take a toll on the facial areas.