Aug 22 2007Fergie has outstanding fashion sense

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Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and - Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don't hijack his car! You've been drinking!

If you truly hate yourself, here's a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.

Photos: Splash


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Frist. Mehh.

i think i have to vomit

Wow. Fergie, huh? She looks like someone's nana

i think i have to vomit

Great googly-moogly!

It just does not work. She looks like a lizard I once saw in Mexico.

No, I'm FRIST!!!
How many fucking times do I have to say that???
And, emily, I'm right with ya there. Both times.

I think she looks rather fashionable

heh, Fergie...

Cheah Baby!

#8

Get back to the circus clown!

come on over and give your granny Fergie some sugar *runs away screaming*

FIRST !!!

Yes !!!

Why does anyone care one bit about this ugly no-talent transvestite?

Its Grannylicious

I'll be the first to say it...............

She looks like a tranny.

Tee Hee

Damn..............

Wow, this woman turns me on.
Those lips could do wonders.

Texas Tranny, please tell us you're hotter than this thing. I mean, I'm a fishmonger, but still, peeeeeuuuuu....

It's a girdle of sorts for the modern day woman. Helps hold in Fergie's pooch.

That trout mouth is hot. mmm...

Fugly she is.. how about the nails in pic 7, they match the snaps on her pants, nice touch.

jumping jesus on a pogo stick. wtf kind of editorial is that, fish? this writer needs to be shown the door.

She is a terrible, ugly disgrace.

FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I see Fergie, all I can think of is one word:

Clown Acne

That outfit is so fucking 1980's, it is sick.

@19
I like to think I'm better looking than this.

The more popular they get the more ridiculous their outfits are. Either she's dressed like a 15 year old tacky tart or an effing clown. She has a nice body, fucking own it bitch and dress better. I liked when she had that kinda street, kinda military, kinda cool boots look from 4 years ago.

Ick.

She looks like a fist with a face drawn on it and wearing a fucking wig.

@ picture 6

what a numb Nlgger

I kinda like the pants...the high waist is flattering...if you HAVE a waist, that is.

She is hiding a Jolie Kid in that bag!

Not that Angie will notice ( at least not until the next photo op. )

FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!

She took that whole 'Party like it's 1985' thing a bit too literally.

Its Barney with tits...

For Fergie, just going out with pants that aren't urine soaked and crusted is an improvement.

No talent skanky bitch.

The pants would be cute if they were a nice dark blue wash. The purple is just hideous.
Oh yea BTW....Fergie is seriously one ugly broad. She always looks like shes been stung by a bee in the face.


Purple, yes, Purple ridiculously high-waisted pencil peg leg pants, open toe patent leather stillettoe pumps and a bag the size of Nebraska.

For the sake of all things holy, DO NOT LET this happen to you!

@30 shut up

#36 HA

@38
Thanks for pointing out the fuck-me-pumps.

Nice shoes.

Looks like Dan Marino's off the Nutrisystem. Ought to get some stronger sunscreen too.

wost joke ever

29 - Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa

Jeez, you're funny. Always love your posts. Is she related to Senor Wenceslas? (is that rite?)

She is rockin' the Versace duck lips and those regrettable slacks. This is the forrunning symptom of a fashion disaster. Remind me to stab these eyes.

Hey #33 Regular Joe

I came up with Clown Pimple

All you could do was

FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!

you're a douche.

i think krazihotkelli's sleeping.

i wonder what her dreams are like...

she doesn't dream.

I'll say it again.....Leave the 80's where they are, in the past. That includes:

-heels with shorts
-biker shorts
-guido pants
-pumps with little frilly "Deborah Foreman" type socks
-neon ANYTHING
-big hair and AQUANET
-skinny jeans (YES I SAID IT)
-capezios
-leggings (YEAH, I SAID IT AGAIN!)
-motorcycle jackets on non-cycle-riding people
-banana clips as fashion accessories
-fashion accessories
-lip liner
-Ray Bans
-Reebok soft aerobic sneakers

Please feel free to add more.

Great body - bad, bad pants. AND a butter face.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will never understand how this fugly bitch scored that hot hot hottie, Josh Duhamel.

forget her pants--what the hell is wrong with her FACE? it looks like it's melting and about fall off

There should be a law against anyone wearing sunglasses larger than a 3rd grader.

hahahaha hilarious!
"omg he just beat up a lumberjack!"

ohh and Fergie's messed :)

Ferg, I mean this very seriously. Your face looks very old. No alcohol, no smoking, sporting five times a day like HELL and NO fat products and very healthy food!! All this sounds pretty boring but it will give you something back:
ENERGY AND GOOD LOOKS!!

49--Leg warmers
scrunch socks
headbands
prairie shirts
genie pants
clogs
colorful cords
costume jewelry
Madonna-esque gauntlets/gloves
Members Only jackets
glam-rock hair bands
ponytails worn on the side of your head, a la Chrissy Snow
shiney lip gloss
purple or blue or green eyeliner, mascara and eye shadow

She looks less retarded than usual. Are those shadows on her ears or does she have like 20 piercings there?

those are zits on her ears.

Sweet Jesus I can't believe someone actually convinced Bigfoot to put on a pair of pants. Hot!

#49 & 56
Members only jackets.

She is fergi-uglyicious.

56 jrzmommy

OMG my sister still wears blue eyeliner. She has the lancome liquid eyeliners in all colors. Still bugs me when I see her put that on. The only plus is that it's Lancome; at least she wears GOOD makeup.

AND she still wears lipliner.

Oy Vey!

Is it ok for trannies to wear purple or blue or green eyeliner, mascara and eye shadow?

#63 - We insist!

#49 and #56
shoulderpads
parachute pants and rat tails
**the little circle things with two holes in it that you wore on the bottom of your tshirt that you would stick in a corner of your tshirt and it made it all tight around your butt.**
acid washed jeans
scrunchies!

her outfit is cute. her face? not so much.

it used to be funny when the writer would, every once in awhile, talk about himself. remember back then?

i think you need to "rethink" that statement

49 & 56

White pumps worn with genie pants.
Leather neckties.
Capezios.

Her facial features are very THick and manish....... Reminds me of John Travolta.

Butterface...

Like the pants matter...

@69
White fuck-me-pumps with genie/harem pants is one of my favorite outfits.

Alright is this another one of Jackass's pranks?

I love how the media continue to tell me how sexy this meth faced beast is. I'd rather see Dany Devito naked.

Okay...addendum.....Only those of the He/She persuasion can wear colorful eye makeup and white FM Pumps with Genie pants.

I actually like her pants. Hot Pants Fergie.

@75 Jrzmommy

Thank you, whew, I thought I had to go shopping for new clothes.

#'s 45,56,65 you forgot

Z Cavaricci pants
pegged pants
turtlenecks
those shirts that change colors based on body heat
Creepers (those thick soled shoes with buckles)

And by the way, that meth sure did a number on Fergie. This chick is BEAT DOWN, she looks like she's about 40 years old. Like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a pick. Or like her mom used to put her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot. Or like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every.....well, you get the idea.

She looks perfectly acceptable for who she is and what she does....she pushes the envelope a little....kudos

I've seen worse.... but I was a teenager during the disco era and I have personally seen pants that go up to the bra in those days. Remember kiddies, everything that was old will be new again in the fashion world!

hey guys, this kind of 'hot pants' is kicking in Europe.
So...don't judge the lady because she's just fashion.

It's not so much the fact that the pants are so, like, oh my God '80's, but the ridiculous combination of the high waste line and the damn belt.

Fashion might not truly be functional, but most of the time regarding pants, they at least LOOK functional. The high waste with the buttons should be enough to keep the pants up, there by making the belt completely useless.

Being that the pants are not "functional'" they are also aesthically confusing.

I can't tell if I'm first or not, after seeing those photos. Purple spots keep floating in front of my eyes. So maybe FIRST!!!

I've got it, the worse fad that should NEVER come back

BUBBLE-GUM JEANS!!!!!

Oh wait, they're called comfort stretch now.

Oh, and LA GEAR

yo even though fergie might not be bringing it in the face, those pants are hot. dont hate on the look because of the person rockin it.

78--I'm almost 40 and I don't look like that. Not even fucking close.

Anyone remember these day's of Fergie (and Jennifer Love Hewit)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5LtUDwOedk

FIRST!!!!
YEAH!!!
GREAT!!!
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!

Would you at least pick up a fashion magazine before you trash star's clothes? It may not appeal to you, but high-waisted jeans are back, and she probably paid more for them than you make in ad revenue in a month. You sound like an uninformed asshole when you talk trash about fashion, when you are trying to be a pop-culture icon. Perez would know those pants rock.

Coyote Fuck!!!

If it wasn't for Fergie's heinous fashion sense, a face that looks like it has taken a few thousands kicks from a mule and a very noticeable bulge where her enormous cock is, she'd be a SUPER hot chick.

She looks hot.

whats butter face mean? i dont know.

she looks better in her music videos. how old is fergie?

haven't seen purple pants since the incredible hulk

she looks hot. You know nothing about clothing anyway, only bathingsuits!

You post hot chicks in bikinis and then pick on them when they don't fit your bill - yacking about their tiny tits or their cellulite - whatever. Tighten that 'lil banana hammock and beat off to some pics of yer mom.

FERGIE SHOPS WHERE BRITNEY DOES!

Oh sorry- did I just say that out loud-- -dammmmb that inner monologue!

The pants are really cute... I just wish they weren't PURPLE.

#49

Jeez! Remember back when you would try anything? When you had an open mind to new things?

Nice of you to generalize now. Your old crotchety ass can go ahead and park it forever in your comfort zone...and forever become more and more irrelevant. Fashion has cycles and if you pay attention it means you still CARE about your looks ,growth, and life in general. If you stick your nose up to trends than it means you're out of touch.

I would wear those pants. Don't know who the girl is...

#15 so true! *haha*

Frenchy--No, dear, it means that you've developed your own personal sense of style and know what you like and what looks good on YOU and you aren't going to be lead into the valley of Fashion Victomland just because someone else thinks something looks good. You act like you know so goddammed much about fashion yet you don't get the essence or spirit of fashion at all....it's about personal expression and finding your niche and if you find a "trend" interesting you take ONE element of a trend and update your look for a season...not run blindly to every store you can in an effort to wear every trend out there. My God, you are such a misinformed and unsophisticated gash.

#81 Blue - I think I speak for more than one here in saying

"No body really gives a rats ass on whats kicking in Europe"

You blokes have always been behind the eight ball in this arena and quite a few others for that matter.

The red coats have left the building...

98--If you really think wearing purple pants up to your chin is fashionable, we'll just take whatever criticism you have of us old farts with a grain of salt.

@95
"banana hammock"

LOL

98 - french

Oh, are you addressing me, 49? I'm sure you were the one wearing the neon orange laces in your LA gears, with your side-pony held on with your banana clip, rightie-oh? I care about my looks that's why I don't look like a god damned sheep. Bahhhhhhhhh! That's why I always look different instead of looking like a doppelganger. Go jump off a cliff, lemming, and leave the fashion to the ones who make the trends. The forward thinkers. Age of Aquarius and all that rot, you silly git.

I concur with what jrzmommy said 100 %, including the gash comment.

Don't mess with the big dogs, babygirl, you'll get peed on.

Hey don't make fun of fashion.

My God, this chick just keeps getting uglier. I don't even want to think about what she will look like in 15-20 years. Probably pretty close to Wacko Jacko. Just hideous.

The 80s never ended for some

Just because the "trend" says it's good looking doesn't make it true. Whatever happened to good judgment? No matter how you slice it, that outfit is TERRIBLE. Clearly this chick did not look ion the birror before leaving the house. And if you do something because that's the trend, doesn't that make you "trendy"? Last time I checked, that wasn't a good adjective.

I think the pants would cute if they were regular denim, not purple and she wore them with different shoes and a leather belt not patent.

yep -paula abduls' sister

pitbull faced bitch let's have Mike Vick take care of her

Fergie's pimp dresses like crap.

Y'all obviously have never free-based crystal meth for 5 years - it does take a toll on the facial areas.

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