Aug 13 2007Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton get their bikini on
I didn't even know they were friends, but Elisha Cuthbert attended Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party over the weekend and served as the event photographer or something. I'm guessing she wanted control of the camera so nobody could take her picture. I mean, damn, look at her. She's a big Hollywood movie star now, you'd think she could afford a brush. Or a home. She looks like she woke up, crawled out of a dumpster, and then headed over to Paris' place to take some pictures.

Reader Comments
1. kevin - August 13, 2007 2:10 PM
elisha cuthbert = yummy
paris hilton = dirty
2. Robert - August 13, 2007 2:11 PM
WOW ! AWESOME !
3. Shocky - August 13, 2007 2:11 PM
Aw man.. that's the Canon kit lens... surely she can splurge and get a better one!
4. AtriumXP - August 13, 2007 2:12 PM
HAH second frist :p
5. p911gt10c - August 13, 2007 2:14 PM
Damn Elisha ain't look like the Girl Next Door no more.
Still, one of our best exports outta Canada. and I'd still rim her for a few hours.
6. Hmm - August 13, 2007 2:14 PM
Paris looks hot. Elisha looks like she needs to join the rehab club.
7. Hoppedupongoofballs - August 13, 2007 2:16 PM
no wonder Elisha's career has plummted, she probably smokes crack with Paris, everything Paris is around turns to crap, I remember Elisha when she was on that Science Show, such a cute little girl !
8. combustion8 - August 13, 2007 2:17 PM
elisha's pretty good at sucking in that tummy for a extended amount of time... she needs to find a gym ASAP.
9. clamum - August 13, 2007 2:23 PM
Crawled out of the dumpster? Maybe you should get some glasses, dumbass.
10. woodhorse - August 13, 2007 2:26 PM
#3 I like Canon - I used to have a Nikon and it totally fucked up on me and the camera shop couldn't even repair it. No more Nikons for me.
11. woodhorse - August 13, 2007 2:27 PM
I HATE her sunglasses!
12. treestump - August 13, 2007 2:31 PM
elisha is smokin'
13. deadfish - August 13, 2007 2:31 PM
slow... painful... thrashing death
RIP thesuperfish
14. How to Pick Up Women - August 13, 2007 2:34 PM
She even looks good frumpy. Now that's hot!
15. Ronda - August 13, 2007 2:36 PM
The only cannon i like is my own.
But otherwise, if you know moderately enough about photography, Nikon's rule. Canon's are for amateurs.
16. allsummersingle - August 13, 2007 2:39 PM
I can't understand why everyone thinks this girl (Elisha) is God's gift. I just don't see it and never have.
17. Chauncey Gardner - August 13, 2007 2:39 PM
'Cuthbert' is one of the most disgusting-sounding last names anybody ever had. Say it out loud - 'Cuthbert'. When I combine that name with the image of her pale, doughy body, all I can think of is that big fat vampire in BLADE that farts when Wesley Snipes tortures him for information. 'Cuthbert'. Her name makes me want to puke. It's an even worse last name than 'Pugh'.
18. Quinn - August 13, 2007 2:40 PM
she looks like a young kirsten dunst... and I mean that in the most unflattering way possible.
19. veggi - August 13, 2007 2:40 PM
This makes me so mad. HELLFIRE DAMNATION THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND BLACK CLOUDS AND REALLY REALLY BAD OTHER THINGS AND OTHER STUFF TOO.
20. cristin - August 13, 2007 2:41 PM
they were in that horrible house of wax movie together
21. FRIST!!! - August 13, 2007 2:51 PM
Why is Paris holding a rat??? Doesn't she know they carry diseases? Oh, wait....
22. Splooge - August 13, 2007 2:52 PM
She just looks a little off because she hasn't had her daily splooge yet.
Once I finish splooging on her (and it won't take long) she'll be fine.
23. Victor - August 13, 2007 2:53 PM
Hell FRIST welcome back. Why are you pissed by the way?
24. FRIST!!! - August 13, 2007 2:54 PM
I hate Mondays
25. Kill me I don't care it's true - August 13, 2007 2:55 PM
Standing next to Paris, Elisha looks short and fat.
26. Robert - August 13, 2007 2:56 PM
Elisha is short, she only 5 feet
27. Victor - August 13, 2007 2:57 PM
FRIST, come over and I can make it all better. A foot massage sound good? Oh by the way FRIST........new post.
28. SOS - August 13, 2007 2:57 PM
Elisha is outgrowing her bikini top. Can't she afford a bigger size?
29. p0nk - August 13, 2007 2:58 PM
yeh, you and Bob Geldof.
30. p0nk - August 13, 2007 3:00 PM
Victory will drink your douche water. No doubt that will make you feel better.
31. Victor - August 13, 2007 3:03 PM
Victory will drink your douche water? Wtf?
32. flavio - August 13, 2007 3:04 PM
oh please, she's gorgeous! paris hilton is to be ignored, of course, but the rest of this is just jealousy.
33. AmeriCanadian - August 13, 2007 3:05 PM
They don't look bad but Elisha is kind of...thick...or something.
34. Carina - August 13, 2007 3:13 PM
LOVE the shades! Where are they from?
35. woodhorse - August 13, 2007 3:19 PM
#15 yes, I'm an amateur. I have never been paid for my photography. They say they took Nikon to the moon, but they also say the moon landing was fake. All I know for sure was that the Nikon I had was a piece of shit, purchased new, and Wolf Camera had to give me my money back because - AFTER 3 MONTHS- they could not get the damn thing to work.
36. michelle - August 13, 2007 3:20 PM
one too many bleach jobs on the hair, leaves your hair looking like HERS!
37. woodhorse - August 13, 2007 3:21 PM
#19. I'm sorry - if I had known you were planning to purchase a Nikon, I would have warned you.
38. wedgeone - August 13, 2007 3:21 PM
I detect grannie panties under those white pants. Shouldn't she have known to wear a thong under them when in Paris' presence?
PHLTH!
39. AmeriCanadian - August 13, 2007 3:41 PM
Regarding the camera argument, I have a Canon digicam, as does my mother. I like them fine.
Back in the 80s my ma was a professional photographer of sorts and I think she used a Minolta. She got me a Pentax when I was around ten that set her back probably $400 (a helluva lot of money back then!) and that Pentax is (!) 20 years old and still works fine!
40. TheRage - August 13, 2007 3:48 PM
i don't think Elisha looks FAT, but by Hollywood's standards? then yes, she looks thick, especially next to PAris Hilton. but to be honest, i'm no better in the waistline that Elisha is. it sucks! but it's true. so i can't slam the woman or i'd only be insulting myself. at least she doesn't have belly dimples, i suppose, right?
41. andymn - August 13, 2007 3:50 PM
Cuthbert could roll out of my dumpster lookin like that any day of the week. Paris does nothing for me, but "The girl next door" is hot.
Of course, not hotter than my girl.
42. Texas Tranny - August 13, 2007 3:58 PM
@39.......My Pentax ME Supra is 25+ years old and works great.
43. gotmilk? - August 13, 2007 4:08 PM
38, perhaps they're her bikini bottoms. she is at the beach.
i never get the white linen. why wear a thong? i thought the whole purpose of a thong was for it not to be seen. they are just as noticeable as regular underwear under white linen pants. it's pointless.
44. lambman - August 13, 2007 4:10 PM
Elisha is so cute, but she always has bad hair. I don't know why, she keeps bleaching it and it really uglies her up...she looks much better in House of Wax
which FYI is where/how she became friends with Paris
45. Shocky - August 13, 2007 4:14 PM
About the Canon, I was talking more specifically of the 18-55mm kits lens that comes with the camera. It's crappy.
//Shoots Canon
46. cosmetologist - August 13, 2007 4:15 PM
She looks like she fell into a bucket of bleach.
47. Shocky - August 13, 2007 4:15 PM
Also, that's a 30d or a 20d body.
48. WhitneyA - August 13, 2007 4:29 PM
They said, "I didn't even know they were friends.." well they probably met when they filmed House of Wax together because she was in it too. Duh!
49. haroof - August 13, 2007 4:40 PM
Whoa, didn't realize Elisha had turned into a porker.
50. The Tavern Guy - August 13, 2007 4:46 PM
#12: Elisha is smokin'.
Yeah, she's smoking a big ham hock with a side of cheese fries. Girl fat.
51. clarkehead - August 13, 2007 5:34 PM
The debate amongst professional photographers between Nikon and Canon is the same debate that's happening now between Windows and Mac users. Newspapers notoriously made us shooters use whatever they had available - and it was almost always Nikon gear. However, once Canon started making incredible telephoto lenses (350mm and larger), most photojournalists I worked with started buying their own gear and using it - and the switch to Canon was born.
Oh, and Cuthbert looks outstanding.
52. wedgeone - August 13, 2007 6:38 PM
#43 - if those are bikini bottoms, then she bought a dumpy bikini. Bikini bottoms are supposed to show more cheek, eh?
53. Quinn - August 13, 2007 6:40 PM
She's not fat, she just has an unproportioned pastey white bod.
Paris is looking smokin' hot these days.
54. ToTellTheTruth - August 13, 2007 9:30 PM
Standing next to Paris, aka The Walking Toilet, Elisha looks fat as hell.
55. deadpeoplesex - August 13, 2007 10:56 PM
you guys are morons Elisha is a natural blonde. I should know I followed her career since she was like 12
56. eXtasyStef - August 13, 2007 11:28 PM
If anything is emanating from Paris, it's fumes, not smoke.
57. regular or unleaded - August 14, 2007 12:15 AM
who the hell is elizabeth cuthbert?
58. Yourfairytale - August 14, 2007 12:22 AM
Whoever thinks Paris is hot and Elisha is not needs to have a lobotomy. Elisha looks very beautiful, Paris looks like skeleton in a cheap wig, as usual.
59. Queefer Bukakke - August 14, 2007 2:11 AM
Elisha is a smart girl. She sees what Paris did for Britney and Lindsey and wants to follow in their footsteps.
60. chrysalis - August 14, 2007 3:06 AM
#3 - that was exactly my first thought, too!
/camera geek
61. Bodylotion - August 14, 2007 4:21 AM
Looks like the EOS350D or the EOS400D (like mine).
62. Frick! - August 14, 2007 6:05 AM
I think Elisha is fricken gorgeous and sexy, and Paris is just plain nasty. But I do have to say, Elisha looks waaaay bigger than I remember her being in the girl next door movie. Not that she's big now; just average...or a little big for Hollywood's standards. But I saw the girl next door movie for the first time abt 6 months ago and I couldn't stop thinking of how petite, curvy and teeeeeny tiny she was. I was like wow! She has an amazing figure. Now I'm like, huh? What happened? She's still a 10 compared to ugly Paris (although I admit Paris' body looks good here...but her face and persona...ugh).
63. Sheva - August 14, 2007 9:13 AM
See how angry and pissed Elisha looks. The more she pigs out and expands tonage laterally on her small five foot frame, the more over she is.
First doing House of Wax with Paris, then hanging with Paris, then valtrex.
64. Chris Benoit - August 14, 2007 4:44 PM
Bitch needs to wear something more provocative...I cant even masturbate to these
65. tim851 - August 14, 2007 7:45 PM
Get a grip people. She's not fat! Calling girls that look like this fat results in all of Hollywood goin' bulimea.
And the hair is probably messy because she went swimming and when people are on the beach and go into the water their hair gets messy.
Maybe some of the fat nerds on this site should start to realise that what you see in the movies is not reality and all people don't look perfect 24/7...
66. Tiffany - August 14, 2007 9:30 PM
Elisha looks hot, I don't care what anyone else says. I liked her with darker hair (like in House of Wax) a lot better. It suits her.
67. Jo - August 15, 2007 2:56 AM
Innocence.
68. Frick! - August 15, 2007 3:49 AM
Give her credit...Elisha is a whopping 5'2, not a 5 footer like people are saying!
69. El Ces - August 16, 2007 4:28 PM
Nice, they should wrestle.
70. sasa - August 17, 2007 4:57 AM
elisha is petite and pretty I love her
71. fool - August 20, 2007 11:32 AM
belly =]]
72. woodhorse - August 20, 2007 5:12 PM
#9 That's where she got those sunglasses. In the dumpster.
73. woodhorse - August 20, 2007 5:14 PM
#23 She does that everytime someone disses a Canon. We hate Nikon.
74. stardust - August 21, 2007 6:44 AM
elisha is way better looking than paris!! she has personality paris is just a slut who jumps around and smiles she is such a Dork!!!
75. AvangionQ - August 24, 2007 2:23 PM
Who cares about her hair. I'm still smitten.
76. whut? - August 26, 2007 1:08 PM
no thong, no dong.
77. ys - February 1, 2008 12:40 AM
she's not fat at all. white girls own white shape,how can we expect all girls have a body like asians?